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>>87553062
Will the new strip be super-rad?????

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Your wish is my command. In tonight's strip, Robin gets flustered.

>>87553094
>it's a lament

that's not how you use that word, Willis

>>87553094
>Peyton! What do you have to say?
>No, no, just stay right there next to Bailey.
>The two of you just need to stay in the back, out of sight, never to be referred to again after this.

Also,
>the student from the shooting
Technically nobody got shot.
And it's not like she was shot in the wrist. She broke her wrist because of physics, though given past panels it would seem that her wrist is not only completely healed but able to bend the sturdy material used in the brace.

Now really, does anybody have the Sarah pinup?

I save all his stuff and put it in a folder called "Spite".

>>87553154
Lament can be used as a noun.

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New strip!

>>87553094
No woman in a position of authority would ever say that.

All the powerful women I know are proud of their accomplishments and know they worked hard despite the male environment, not by pandering to it.

This is just "The glass ceiling is REAL ;__;" bullshit.

>>87553163
>Technically nobody got shot.
Shots were fired. Lives were at real risk by virtue of bullets being shot out of a gun. That makes it a shooting.

>>87553242

Not the way he used it. Someone might say oh His or her lament, but no one says "It's a lament" you would say it's lamentable

>>87553394
It is a noun. Think of it in the sense of it being a piece of literature. Like "it's a poem" or "it's an obituary." She's referring to something you can read.

It's a lament of the awfulness of the system.

This is the relevant definition from Dictionary.com:
"6. a formal expression of sorrow or mourning, especially in verse or song; an elegy or dirge"

>>87553094
On the one hand it seems like Willis is setting it up to where Leslie realizes that Robin isn't the right person for her, and we the audience are supposed to take that falling for someone just based on their looks isn't a good thing.

On the other hand there are a LOT of Leslie/Robin shippers who don't want to even think of these two not getting together, now matter how bad things seem about Robin.

>>87553369
Fair enough.
Still, given how little attention seems to have been given to the incident in-universe, it doesn't come off as much of an event to me either.

Like, just think about how much attention goes towards school shootings when they DO happen here. The aftermath remains on the news for at least a week. We didn't see a lick of it in DoA, more than likely because it was completely blown over during the three-day timeskip that we had afterwards.

>>87553594
It wasn't brought up because then the main point of the shooting would be brought up.

Becky's dad was coming to get her.

And if Willis wrote about everyone talking about that, it would just bring more questions for his readers, like "Why haven't the police talked to Becky?" "Why hasn't the school talked to Dina?" and stuff like that. It would be the obvious conclusion, Becky and Dina in fear of being broken up because the school and police need to ask them questions, and Becky's not actually supposed to be staying at the college for free.

Again though, if even one goddamn person would just talk to Leslie I bet this would get sorted out in no time, and probably beneficial for Becky. But Willis wants to drag that out.

>>87553573
I'm pretty sure that Leslie already knows that Robin isn't right for her, but she still wants to fuck Robin regardless.

>>87553311
Willis seems to think that conservative female politicians are submissive whores.

>>87554201
Which is sad. They may have internalized their own patriarchy, but i wouldn't call them submissive whores

>>87554269
please god don't let next strip be something about the election

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Hey guys look, it's a cute picture of Mary when she was a kid!
You wanna' see the hot glue version?

>>87554971
You wanna' see the hot glue version?
You are the devil.

Yes.

>>87554996
http://i.imgur.com/3fVLgFz.png

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>>87555013

>>87555053
Now I have an important question for you anon.

Should I commission this same artist to draw a picture of Mary and Carla when they were kids and they're holding each other's hands?

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>>87555085
Yes

>>87553094
i could have sworn her hair was brown

>>87553523

Look Im not saying it's not a noun. Im saying nobody talks like that. The only people who do are people who just looked it up in a thesaurus and are trying to sound cle..ooooooooooooh

>>87553094
The pockets in Robin's jacket/shirt look like monster eyes in the second-to-last panel. Someone should give it a proper face.

>>87555341
Master's degree in English here. I looked it up because I'm practiced in proving my point with resources.

But because I'm a dork for language, it sounds perfectly natural to me. Maybe other people don't talk like that, but the people I know do.

>>87555385
>Master's degree in English here

See that's the difference. These jerks are all Freshman

>>87555488
Fair enough. Roz only seems to educate herself when it comes to sex, so it does seem unlikely that she'd use "lament" that way.

I'm lamenting the poor quality of this webcomic

I wanna see Willis' shitty porn of Sarah, does anyone have it?

>>87555689
Same. As a girl, I would love to see how he butchers vibrator use, especially after that rant of his.

>>87553219

Knew I forgot to hate myself today

https://sli.mg/4j7UIz

>>87556859
I can't fap to this.

>>87556859
>pubes same as hair
>nubbin not even vibrating
>awful nipples again
>DAT ASS face
Just as expected.

>>87556859
>that breast grab
the fuck?

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>>87556859

>>87556930
Forgot the speed lines

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>>87556981
Sarah was videoing amateur porn, but then her camera fell off the ceiling OH NO!

>>87556930
>>DAT ASS face
Looks more like she's trying to stop her dentures from falling out to me.

Don't forget
>sourceless rim lighting
>weird malformed claw hand
>tits not lining up with torso
>ambiguously floating above the bed
>tangent that makes it look like her pillow is her arm

>>87557144
>tangent that makes it look like her pillow is her arm
Oh man, I didn't even notice that, that arm should be angled way more out.

>>87556859
Do people leave most of their clothes on while jillin' it? It seems weird to me.

>>87557220
>leave most of their clothes on
Stranger than that, it doesn't look like she's wearing a bra, so she must have taken off her shirt and undershirt, got her bra off, then put her shirt and undershirt back on.

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>>87556903
>>87556930
>>87556951
>>87556961
>>87557220
>>87557366
>>87557144
>>87557053
>>87556981
don't forget you guys, Willis thinks we criticize him for the fact he draws porn at all, not that his porn is awful!

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>>87557407
Willis has always been shit at getting the point of any criticism directed at him.

>>87553094

>>Totes.

God, her dialogue is so disingenuous it's positively cringe-inducing

This is what, the THIRD time Willis has driven the "Trying way to hard to be cool and hip" into the ground?

>>87557570
That is probably intentional in Robin's case, as if she lost the ability to speak like a human despite being young when she became a politician.

>>87555085
you mean Carl, right?

>>87557831
How's that edgy? Carla would still be going as Carl at the time.

>>87557974
Sorry. I just got pissed whenever that >she asshole pops around that I posted without thinking.

You are absolved.

>>87554120
>>87553573
>I know she's not right for me, Roz, that's the point. Now shut your mouth for five goddamn seconds and I'll learn you something. It's about the challenge. It might be hard for you to understand since you'll drop panties for anyone with an active consent form but there is a thrill to the chase. To the forbidden fruit, to the shame and lust. What I want is a trainwreck; a pretty face with big tits and an IQ that can be measured on an egg timer. I want someone terrible for me and to do terrible, sexy things to her. I want to fuck her behind the dumpster at the Republican Party headquarters. I want to be wrist deep in her ass while making her practice a speech about family values. I want her on all fours wearing nothing but a dog leash calling me Mommy. That's what I want. I'll save the house, dog, and 3 adopted kids for a nice girl I meet at a feminist conference, but as of this moment nice is the last thing I want. Now will you please go back to helping me get my gushy licked?

>>87558082
Goddammit, stop turning me on

>>87556859
Yeah, Yoto, you don't have to feel like you're doing worse than Willis. Your Sarah pic looks a fuckton more put together than this.

>>87556859

wtf I hate minorities now

gg Willy

>>87557806
>>87557974
Pbbbbth, no. You wanna' picture of that blonde weirdo holdin' hands with perfect little Mary you can commission your own damn picture, I'm havin' a loli version of the redhead.

>>87557366
>o she must have taken off her shirt and undershirt, got her bra off, then put her shirt and undershirt back on

Virgin detected.

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>>87555368
How's this?

>>87553094
See, this is why we can't have a woman President.

I mean, that's the point Willis is trying to make, right?

>>87556859
>X9 lubricant
>the colors chosen
How dare Willis sully the reputation of MLAATR in this way.

>>87559160
Come to think of it, one of the complaints people had about Hillary's campaign was that she was trying too hard to pander to younger audiences.

>>87558387
>that blonde weirdo
wat?

>>87559670

Carla is actually blonde.

Her fake red hair is symbolic of her status as a fake female.

>>87557594
I miss when Robin's speech patterns were supposed to be Alien induced brain damage.

>>87560325
I'm..not even sure where you're going with this.

This isn't even standard stupid. You're breaching new ground

>>87560325
Her hair is red! Don't you mis-, um, color, her, um.

Just don't. Whatever it is, it's worse than Hitler.

>>87560828

To be fair I'm not trying very hard

>>87557220
>most people
This at least makes vague sense from canon standpoint, she lives with Joyce of all people and it's a dorm, you just TCB as quick as possible.

>>87560828
>>87560837
Weirdos reading way too much into it aside, Carla really is naturally blonde.

>>87561651
Post your fucking proof

>>87556859
>https://sli.mg/4j7UIz
Why does Willis think that pubic hair always looks like a miniature version of that person's normal hairstyle

>>87561666
Patreon-exclusive character model. If Patreon-anon is around he might post it.

>>87561651
Don't forget, it's always a possibility that Willis fucked up and used the wrong colour in his flashbacks to convey red hair instead of blond.

When in doubt, blame incompetence.

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>>87556859

>>87561780
Simple, anon.

The first time Willis and Maggie got sexual, it was a spur of the moment thing and Maggie hadn't done much landscaping. Willis put his foot in his mouth and commented that her bush looked just like her hair and she replied with a sarcastic, 'oh yeah, every woman's pubic hair actually looks just like their hairstyle'. Willis accepted this at face value and has run with it in his art ever since. If you question it, you are questioning the lived experience of WOMEN who HAVE PUBIC HAIR and KNOW WHAT IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE, you fucking Romney voter!

Prove me wrong.

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>>87561780

He's an idiot, maybe?

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>>87562536
>trying to get me triggered

>>87560828
A person dying their hair to commemorate some kind of life change (like transition) is actually kind of normal. Willis could actually be using the blond/red change as a visual cue. That's probably giving him too much credit, but it's not a reach.

http://pastebin.com/5MwZPhsE

>>87553298
I forgot that Young Frankenstein had a musical.
I guess it was overshadowed by 'The Producers'

>>87558082
>an IQ that can be measured on an egg timer
This is hilarious. I told my sister that line, and she loved it, but she wondered if someone with that level of IQ would even be capable of doing stuff.

So I looked up Forrest Gump. According to the Internet, his IQ is about 75. So Robin is slightly less functional than Forrest Gump.

>>87561914
Not the hero PatreAnon, but here it is:
http://imgur.com/a/X5kU9

>>87558962
This is wonderful! I love it! And the file name is perfect.

>>87563661
Huh. Well, I guess anon was right. Complaint rescinded.

Also, that 8th strip from the top just hammers in how shitty Ruth was as an RA AND as a girlfriend, doesn't it?

>>87563661
I don't see shit
I feel retarded

>>87564225
>http://imgur.com/a/X5kU9
It's one of the blue ~flashback~ strips. Close to the bottom and involves Ultra Car.

>>87563558
Why would you tell your sister about a monologue written on a Bavarian decoupage forum about a fiction lesbian describing the appeal of fucking an attractive trainwreck of a person to said trainwreck's sister?

>>87558141
Not until we get good Robin/Leslie smut.

>>87565205
I'm actually thinking of doing lewd greentexts of DoA now. Not going to do any right now, but maybe a few threads down.

And just to nip this in the bud, I ain't writing Mary/Carla. Nothing personal, but I ain't doing it.

>>87565348
>Not going to do any right now, but maybe a few threads down.
What's stopping you from doing some now? Mary/Joyce then, please.

>>87565420
Today's a special day for me, and I want to appreciate it properly. And apparently, that means not writing smut of a mediocre webcomic that I like to mock. -shrug-

I've already come up with an idea for Mary/Joyce. It shall be done

>>87557417
It's funny because he takes legitimate criticism, almost verbatim, and inserts it into his comics, thinking that it sounds crazy.

>>87553298
Fuck off.

>>87565519
>replying to it
>four and a half hours later

It's not okay to samefag, dewd.

>>87565205
Because the phrasing of having an IQ that can be measured on an egg timer is hilarious.

She also likes the occasional update about "that comic I hate."

>>87565518
Yep. That's how extremism works. You think you can say something and your followers will know exactly what you mean by it. So what sounds fine to a normal person is essentially a code for their followers to laugh at.

>>87554971
Is there no cute Amber fanart? I never see her in anything

>>87562617

You reacted, didn't you? Looks like I succeeded.

>>87565205
>Bavarian decoupage forum

Whatever are you blathering on about?

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>>87566881
>claiming he's won because I've shitposting back at him

>>87566993

Got you to reply twice now.

By the way, Carla is a he. Just a little FYI. No need to thank me, I'm here to help.

I SWEAR TO CHRIST. ENOUGH WITH THE STREET SIGN AND STORE FRONT CATCHPA ALREADY!!!

>>87567089
>He

>>87567178
>implying She

I have a better way of looking at this:
If Futa!Carla decided to /ss/ with Child!Carla, would that be masturbation or just plain fucked up?

Also, I just realized that Willis will probably botch handling the question of Carla's genitalia. I mean, Jeph Jacques' approach to Claire's genitalia was obviously cringe-inducing, but at least he treated it with tact. Willis is the kind of nigga to just drop the answer in a punchline and then make it seem like it's a big deal.

Or he'll have Mary kick Carla between the legs to see what happens.

>Thinks he's edgy because he gets pronouns wrong on purpose
>doesn't get 'Brazilian decoupage'
>easily frustrated by standard captchas.

Look at this eligible stud, ladies and gentlemen

>>87567206
>implying that David 'Dina is totally not autistic, or is she?' Willis will ever address what Carla has in her pants

>>87561780
It could be like how, when someone told Steve Dillon (may he rest in peace) about the Frankface meme, he started doing it intentionally as a joke.

>>87565348
I was thinking about doing the same thing, though maybe in a pastebin.

I might do Mary/Carla. I've done a short Mary/Carla before.

>>87556930
At least it's not the same face he uses everywhere else that sex faces are drawn

>>87556859

>those speed lines

DEJA VU

>>87556859

Willis made me hate black people

Waydago

>>87568590
What? You don't masturbate so hard and fast you spontaneously generate speed lines? I bet your dick isn't even roughly callused for her pleasure.

>>87569168

Mine is

>>87569198
Wanna rub them together and start a campfire?

>>87569265

You can't afford me, honey

>>87555013
That's actually adorable.

>>87563661
Joe still confirmed for best non-divine character.

Does anyone have the pinup from last week?

>>87570117
>ywn go drinking with Joe as your wingman

>>87570266
The Sarah one? It's posted in this thread.

>>87570347
That's the second one. The first one is Walky/Dorothy.

>>87553062
>>87553094
God Robbin is hateable. And not in a "I hate the character as a villian" way, rather in a "I hate that someone wrote this dialouge" kind of way

>>87570378
It's in the prior thread.

Walky has a tumor on his shaft.

>>87570266
I refuse to download this, but here's the link:
>>87439062

>>87570463
Oh.

Oh my God.

>>87570549
I honestly wonder how long Willis is going to go on with the pin-ups.

I have some kind of an idea for censorships, but it won't be ready until he's outright done with his pin-up series.

Is Willy going to absolutely blow his stack if Trump wins?

>>87571099
https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis
>have we tried turning florida off and then on again
>can we trade young justice season 3 in for a blue texas
>KEY RACE ALERT: running out of whiskey

Yes.

>>87571180

Damn, I'm torn.

If Hillary wins my trashy family will sulk about it for years.

If Trump wins Willy and his ilk will choke on the dick in their mouth. Also:

>be Floridafag

You can't turn Florida off, Willy. You can only turn it on.

>>87565348
>>87565420
Well, I did it. Just...I had to take my mind off the election somehow.

http://pastebin.com/AEGWn7kN

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to continue cowering in fear of the future.

Election is depressing me. I'm willing to draw two porn things right now. I'm pickin the easy ones

>>87571512
Also, holy fuck, trying to write from Mary's perspective has just made me so much more sympathetic to the shit she goes through.

>>87571593
Becky taking lots of cock

>>87571593
Carla and Mary entangled in some kind of lover's knot after simultaneously launching themselves into a cramped broom closet in a bid to avoid the wrath of Billie Hitler.

This doesn't have to strictly be porn, but it would still be funny.

>>87571593

Dina pleasuring herself with a plastic dinosaur.

>>87571593
How about a nude pin-up of Daisy trying to seduce some girl? We don't get enough smut of the side characters.

>>87571593
>Dina shlicking to dino porn
>Robin as a slutty librarian
>JoshxJoyce

>>87571593

Mary nude, posing, holding aloft a bottle of liquor and quipping that she'll make it up to God during Lent.

>>87571705

Should have mentioned she's wreathed in Mardi Gras beads

>>87571593

Becky's dad wearing nothing but tube socks and a holster, holding a picture of Charlton Heston, and vigorously masturbating.

>>87571636
heere ya go
http://imgur.com/S6nawEK
>>87571705
>>87571806
drawing this next.

>>87571921

Excellent

Yes

Most excellent

Taking bets that Willis won't post the strip until after the votes are all tallied.

Patreonanon checking in- no strip yet. I doubt it gets posted tonight, desu.

>>87572095

Woah, b.t.w gets autochanged to desu? this is a thing I did not know.

>>87572118
this is a test btw

>>87572095
Of course it isn't. Even though Willis is a straight white guy he's going to act offended that Trump won so that none of his followers get pissed at him.

Jesus have you guys seen how Tumblr is threatening all the third party fuckers?

>>87572163
...straight white guys can hate Trump too, you know

>>87571973
It's possible.
I have a feeling that in three months time, we're going to see some REALLY heavy Trump analogies coming out of Robin, all of which comes from a place of hurt but is handled so poorly that you may as well replace Robin with a video projector.

>>87572190
The basic idea is that anyone not white or straight is at risk of being lynched as soon as Trump becomes president. They also believe that nobody besides straight white males voted for Trump, because the alternative is too scary for them.

>>87572211
I can't wait for the little arc where Robin starts wearing orange lipstick and talks about grabbin' some pussy.

>>87572163
>Tumblr is threatening all the third party fuckers?

You mean the ones who primarily competed for Republican voters?

>>87572160

i'm an idiot. it wasn't btw, it was t.b.h.

sorry i'm kinda stoned right now, we're watching the food network and eating pot brownies instead of listening to election chaos.

>>87572259
Especially those

>>87572239
Funnily enough Clinton seems to have under preformed with minorities.
>>87572262
this is a test desu desu.

>>87572282
I like how most SJW's right now are blaming their states and not the motherfucking people who live there. Last I checked Mississippi still gots plenty of black folk, wonder how that state voted for Trump?

>>87572315
Gerrymandering, probably.

>>87572315

According to a tweet on Willy's Twitter, they blame the loss of a 60s "Voting Rights Act" a couple years ago for blocking minority votes in states with lots of racist guvments.

>>87572095

Willy is currently huddled at his computer/television screen, frozen in horror, whisky slipping from his hand, as he realizes what America really wants.

>>87572344
>Gerrymandering, probably.
That's not how gerrymandering works. That applies to redistricting for the purpose of electing House seats. The Pres is elected mostly on the basis of the retarded ass unit rule which says if even 51% of the voters vote one way that candidate gets all the House votes.

>>87572356
It's not the 60's though. Social media would be all over that shit if black people were kept from voting at places.

Shit, do we have to talk about the election here? I'm already trying to avoid it literally everywhere else on the internet.

>>87572422
Why?

>>87572315
Actually when you compare the demographics of Mississippi with the election results it lines up closely to the black/white population percentage.

>>87572401

It's complicated I guess but the way it works supposedly is that, for a state to modify or add to its voting laws, the modification had to be approved by the guvment.

But under the same justification of "this act is now obsolete", it was lifted and primarily-Republican states began subtly modifying their voting laws in a way that discretely affected their democratic minority votership.

That's what they say, anyway.

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>>87572449
Huh, well thanks for clearing that up.

Also I find it hilarious what Willis posted for last nights patreon strip.

>>87572489
Sounds like complete bullshit to me

>>87572444
Why not?

>>87572379
Willis has had tonight's Patreon strip finished for months.

>>87572545

I mean he's in such horror that he's not posting it.

>>87572545
Are we sure? Something tells me that Willis is one of those people that might have gotten a little too full of himself and just assumed that Hillary would win, and thus the ensuing arc that he's had set up for months doesn't make any damn sense now that Trump won.

>>87572577
That's what happens when you're a bad writer.
You write somebody so outlandishly villainous in their actions that their motivations become reasonable and, in some cases, sympathetic.

If Dumbing of Age were the past year in politics, then Mary is Trump.

https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/796224284742000640

>>87572688

Oh god he's having a nuclear meltdown right now isn't he

>>87572534
>>87572489
The Voting Rights Act had a section that required states with districts that had a history of voter discrimination to get approval for all changes made in redistricting and election laws to ensure the changes weren't discriminatory. Shelby County v. Holder struck down part of the Act, specifically Section 4(b), as unconstitutional as it was applied unequally and based on information that had not been updated since 1975.

I bet Willis refuses to post the strip tonight, and instead posts some "how dare you vote Trump in " image instead.

Or a "we won guys" if Hillary by some impossibility, wins.

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>>87572688
Willis is gonna freak

>>87572711
>>87572720

He IS freaking

He retweeted a fucking tweet with the NATIONAL SUICIDE HOTLINE number

Oh God, it's better than I expected. This election was a fucking farce but this is some great shit.

>>87572716
Is this a reference to a real bill?

>>87572716
Joyce's wrist brace has a crease in it, implying motion. That's not how braces are meant to work.

Also, there's something off-putting to me about this. I can't put my finger on it exactly, but I think it has to do with how Joyce seems to be directly blaming Robin for the bill. She treats Becky's problem as if it's directly Robin's fault.

It's not like Becky is diagnosed with some rare disease that forces her to announce her sexuality to everybody she mee- Oh, right.

>>87572783
I'd assume so. There have been several bills in the past with such implications against homosexuals.

>>87572783

Yeah, it's a reference to things like HB2- but I'm pretty sure it's actually directly referencing SB100, which was a bill in Indiana that got shot down. It was a religious exemption bill that basically said "you can't discriminate against the gays... unless you feel like it." http://iga.in.gov/legislative/2016/bills/senate/100

That's the bill in question. The wording isn't too inflammatory, but everybody knew what it meant. Indiana's not a good state to be gay in. Or really anything in. Indiana's honestly pretty terrible. Fuck, we had an AIDS crisis last year, a full blown AIDS crisis in an era of antiretroviral drugs and condoms.

>>87572783

It'd be interesting to dissect it.

Of course, IRL the politician would have a fairly slick answer ready that justified their position. But we see here that Robin has been blindsided by it and offers a feeble defense for the sake of getting the point across, rather than a well-rehearsed reply that's stable enough to provoke argument.

But we've known for years upon years that such things are not within Willy's ability.

>>87572846
Does Willis remember that Robin is a Congressional Representative and not a state politician? Or is the DoA universe somehow more bigoted than the real world?

>>87572878
The only excuse Willis could have is that it was a national bill, not state.

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>>87572770
Willis and his ilk lose their shit on a regular basis, so the election was too high a price for something we usually get for free.

>>87572878
I thought she was a Senator.

But yeah, looking at >>87572846, this is clearly a State issue, and Robin has been described as being National.

>trying not to barf
>i don't have a right to

He's taking this hard. Heheh

>>87573014
What are the chances he didn't even bother to vote?

>>87573098

Well his previous tweets for the day mention struggling between going out to vote and unboxing a Transformer that had just arrived.

So... high?

>>87573126
Why would unboxing a Transformer toy take precedence over going to vote?

Unless...

...Shit, I gotta dredge YouTube for a few minutes.

>>87572961
She has to be a Representative. Senators don't have districts and her age is given as 30 while she is stated to be the incumbent.

>>87573126
>>87573186
Dude had 13 hours available for him to go out and vote. I worked an eight hour shift then drove an hour to vote.

>>87572878
He doesn't care. His political bullshit has to trump (hah) all.

>>87573186
He didn't need to vote, there was no way Hillary could lose

>>87573186
Okay, it looks as thought Willis does NOT have a YouTube channel under a non-Willis name in which he unboxes and reviews Transformer toys.

Or, at least, if he DOES have one, then we haven't found it yet.

>>87573190
Ah. Well, then, there you go. Joyce is blaming her for voting for a state bill while being a national representative who is far far away from state politics as it is.

>>87573224
I left for class 30 minutes earlier than usual to vote. Then I had to put in an address change and vote elsewhere, but I still voted.

But looking through his Twitter account, it would appear that he DID eventually vote. I also learned that there is a Masterpiece edition of Optimus Primal, and boy howdy is it creepy to look at.

Honestly, though, I'm somewhat jealous that Willis' Transformers are in as good a quality as they are. All my old toys are scattered in boxes in my parents' basement right now.

>>87573268
I wonder how many people had that mindset today.

>>87572489
>>87572356
Minority turnout in Florida was larger than ever, white turnout was EVEN LARGER

>minorities were suppressed
>it wasn't that white people bothered to vote this time

>>87572315
>>87572344
>>87572356
In Southern states white people usually aren't idiots so they actually vote as a block to secure their interests

Elsewhere whites have traditionally been numerous enough to not need block voting, and in certain places like California where they do need to block vote they don't because they're dumb

>>87573313
yeah Willis doesn't have a youtube channel, he DOES do written reviews on Transformers toys every once in awhile though on the Shortpacked! site tho

>>87573359
I saw those before; I was surprised he still used the site to be honest. I wonder what his readership is.

>>87573313
>I wonder how many people had that mindset today.
They would have to be complete idiots since most polls were very close the last week or two.

>>87573224
Laziness and probably being deluded enough to buying into the media hype via narratives, rigged polls, etc. that Hillary had it locked up thus becoming complacent. Thing is, if you're that concerned about who becomes president, then there's no excuse for not voting. If you hate both candidates or something or don't care, then fine sure. But if you're invested so much emotional energy into it then you have no excuse.

>>87572716
>Muh Becky
Here we go.

>>87573458
I think it really depends on your state. You've also got to remember that Willis lives in Ohio, which was predicted to go to Clinton.

>>87573224
Or, y'know, he could have just done mail-in voting. Not like social anxiety's a sudden onset thing.

Willis is probably seething. Trump just won PA.

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>>87573721
Hail Mary

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Someone must draw Mary with a MAGA hat on.

Not an edit, a drawing. And we need to plaster it all over Wilson's waking life.

>>87574837
No

>>87573126

Willis, you should have your brain taken away by Social Services.

>>87574837
I mean, seriously, fuck you.

>>87574947
>>87575196

Well now we really do.

>>87575219
No, you really don't.

>>87574837
Look, I'm not going to argue with you about what Trump's done and why I don't like him. I'm not mad enough to forget that arguing about 4chan about politics is a fool's game.

But honestly, whether Hillary or Trump won, is this something we should really be glorifying? Two politicians who would have been C or D tier in a normal election battling it out for which one America hates the least?

>>87572946
This is one of my favorite edits.

>>87574796
God made the right choice.
-t. God. Old testament.

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>>87575482
> 2016
> Not voting for the candidate you hate the MOST

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>>87574837
A nice warm up drawing for me and a delivery to you.

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New strip! These two little gay dudes are at it again!

Also this chapter is done!

And now, whenever I finish a chapter, I'm gonna compare how many strips it took me, and how many strips it took him.

Number of strips it took willis: 55

Number it took for me: 36

>>87571512
You're good people.

>>87571921
Rainbow, thanks for being wonderful as always.

>>87575482

"Roll with the punches" has been my attitude for a while.

I was sick of the election months ago and only paid attention as far as whose election would upset which people.

I'm kinda bummed I don't get to see my redneck white trash family sulk about Hillary winning, but on the other hand, seeing Willy retweet a fucking Suicide Hotline is a pretty good consolation prize.

>>87579135

Suffering builds character, m8

>>87578904
Hey man, it was just an excuse to draw a cute girl in a hat for me.

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>>87572716
>get fired or refused an apartment because of who she is
You're telling me that people are OBLIGATED to employ and live with homosexuals?

>>87578904
You... were a fan?

>>87579338
I was willing to at least look at the strips and occasionally laugh.

>>87579277
See, that's why you're losing a fan. You were never good at understanding people in the first place.

>>87579307
well getting fired implies they were hired already before being found out as gay

the other one, eh it's Willy being Willy

>>87572716
>>87579307
>>87579507
I could see Becky being evicted for being an undesirable tenant, with her claiming that she can't be kicked out because she's a lesbian or something.

>>87579361
Sorry.

I thought this was /co/ not /pol/.

>>87573458

Yeah, I pretty much dropped any of the little interest I had in the election when the advertisements for debates became indistinguishable from wrestling commercials. The whole thing was nothing more than an oversized clusterfuck that seemed to rely entirely upon ad hominem and character attacks. I know absolutely nothing about either of their policies besides the most outlandish, in favor of being convinced why both candidates seem to be the worst possible choices we could have been stuck with.

Overall, the only thing I've taken from this is increased respect for a personal philosophy based upon Isolationism.

>>87579837

It's 4chan, m8

>>87579837
eh wait 6 months when 4chan will be turned on conservatives again

sunrise sunset

>>87579135
I wouldn't get too worked up about, realistically maybe half his shit would come up for a vote, Republicans have a razor thin control of Congress, and a lot of Republicans don't like Trump.

>>87580085
Eh, I don't even give it 6 months. If Trump doesn't manage to humiliate the country on the international field by March, I'll eat my hat.

>>87580200
I'm curious if he'll be able to do anything even with the Republicans. Most of the ones in Congress hate his guts and a lot of them only rushed to support him in the last few days when it looked like he had a chance, the chickenshits.

I predict 4 years of gridlock. Getting Supreme Court Justices approved is going to take a miracle.

>>87580146
>>87579135

Yeah, I've got a few worried friends but overall I never really thought he'd get much done.

>>87579307
To the same extent that they're obligated to employ and live with homophobes or people who like the color purple.

The loss of my freedom to discriminate against people that engage in legal behaviors I personally find disgusting or immoral is less than the loss of freedom you'd experience if I and a large percentage of the population were to decide that people who liked your favorite brand of ice cream shouldn't be allowed to work in our businesses or live in the buildings we own. You and people like you would effectively be punished with higher rents and fewer jobs for having an opinion.

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>>87575196
>>87575286

hohoho, something the matter friend?

>>87581046
Fuck off

>>87579507
you're not obligated to keep employees, regardless of reason. You can literally fire someone for no reason.

>>87580584
>To the same extent that they're obligated to employ and live with homophobes or people who like the color purple
well, they're not. At least where i live, you don't even need to justify firing someone. They can look at your face and just not like you. What's the alternative, being forced to be with someone you don't like? i'm not saying you should be forbidden to hire, just that no one should interfere in this. It's business.

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>>87581203
god this is just an amazing day

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>>87581414
>edgy

I bet you had that victory parade through /pol/ all planned out, didnt you?

>>87581262
you can't actually fire someone over sexuality or religious denomination. You can just lie and say you fired them for no reason instead of saying you fired a person because they are gay.

It's super easy to do, just doesn't mean it's legal.

>>87581262
Right to work is a pretty shitty concept but is in practice isn't commonly used except to terminate subpar employees who haven't done anything particularly fireable. Housing discrimination is a far bigger issue. However, religious based exemptions are bad ideas all around.

>>87581459
You realize that the rest of the discussion in this thread is discussing the detriments of fucking housing discrimination, right?

You are alone. Go back to /pol/

>>87581590
This.
I'm canadian, and for several years lived with a trans woman. She had a job interview with a subway, and had a lot of experience with customer service and working in sub shops.

So she goes into the interview, and the interviewer took one look at her, made some simple comments, and said 'we'll be in touch' before walking off. She never heard back.

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>>87581628
>You are alone.

I think we both know that's very wishful thinking on your part

>>87581459
I just wanted to feel like me and my people are safe.

Why do you assume that I was against Trump to spite people on the internet?

>>87581692
ikr, the LGBTQIA death squads that trump promised are already being deployed

>>87581262
>What's the alternative, being forced to be with someone you don't like?

Having a coworker you don't like is a much smaller problem than being out of a job, so that seems like a pretty good alternative. Is it really that unreasonable sounding that people shouldn't have to live in fear of being fired for doing things that are perfectly legal and don't affect their job performance?

>>87581649

Well yeah, who the fuck would want to hire a Canadian?

>>87581692

>me and my people

Cerberus?

>>87582411
No. Someone who hates Willis despite being a liberal.

>>87582891
Why?

>>87582891

Trumps gonna be on a short leash the whole time he's in office.

I have serious doubts things will be much worse than they've always been.

>>87581955

If they're mentally unstable, yeah.

>>87581649
That's your big oppression story?

Everybody has been turned down for jobs regardless of their experience. Some of us don't have the bigotry boogeyman to blame all our problems on.

>>87577814
It's funny that this was got more attention, even if it looks like it was drawn with your anus, than your comic. Which also looks like it was draw with your anus.

>>87583608
the point is the interviewer didnt even give her a proper interview, not that she didn't get the job.

>>87583837
I'm what you would call 'white cis scum', and have had than happen to me countless times.

It happens. You move on.

>>87583837
My last job interview consisted of the guy asking me about five questions. It's more than likely that they based their decision entirely on the the strength of a job application. What position was your friend applying for?

>>87583965
sandwich slinger.

>>87583837

>she

>>87583965
Or it could be the sheer volume of applicants means they cannot have a more in depth interview with people.

>>87583980
In that case they probably turned her down because lots of experience in various entry level positions usually means she's a job hopper.

>>87555385
I agree with the other in that people don't talk like that normally. Which is what I think his point was.

>>87584007
>In any other country, he wouldn't have had a chance.

Oh you naive child...

>>87584007

Ruth's face in this strip was hilarious.

It's like, in attempting to portray the "just outrage" of his fans at such accusations, he captured the "mindless frothing indignation" instead.

>>87583332
Because Willis is terrible.

Because I have gay friends and trans friends that I admire and respect. Some of the best and smartest people I've ever known. And I want my gay friends to have better representation in webcomics than an obnoxious carrot-top who has the maturity of a 12-year-old, and I want my trans friends to have better representation than a transgirl who only interacts with others if she's fucking up their lives.

Because Willis's idea of supporting african-americans is a convoluted plot about intraracism and parental favoritism that even most black people wouldn't touch, rather than actual shit that we have to deal with in colleges and in the midwest. People claim that he's afraid of black people, and honestly, I believe them.

Because Willis's refusal to take any sort of criticism or perform any level of introspection is honestly disturbing to someone who does a fair share of creative work. He refuses to get into the minds of most of his characters, instead copying and pasting his own mental templates onto them, and he refuses to listen to a number of people who are closer to his own subject matter than he is, and he's marketing his approach to a bunch of impressionable youth. I'm pretty sure I've put more thought into Mary's character in the 3 hours I spent writing that Mary/Joyce fanfic up there than Willis has in the last 6 years.

>>87584105
Because Willis can't stop treating his audience like children. The kitten thing when he dealt with Becky's mom's suicide attempt. His refusal to make Mary into an intimidating villain. His tendency to turn villains into cardboard cut-outs to be punched and belittled. I understand the need for safe spaces and I understand that people can react badly to some subject matter, but if you're undercutting your own work to make it safe, then what's the point?

In short, Willis claims to be writing in support of the social justice movement, but he doesn't put in the necessary work to be a good ally, and he doesn't put in the necessary work to be a good writer either, so he's just using the social justice movement to cover up his own flaws as a creator and a human being. And quite frankly, fuck that shit.

>>87584081
Yeah, after Duterte getting elected in the Philippines, I can (unfortunately) see Trump's tactics working in a lot of places.

>>87584105
>>87584129

Sounds good

Wish Willy would pick this moment to brave the horrors of 4chan and witness true righteous indignation

But he's probably still drinking

>>87584226
For once, I don't blame him.

I mean, Willis is bad, but I can agree with him on the basic fact that we don't like Trump

>>87574796
Full of grace

>there are actual triggered lefties in Willy threads
Here I thought it was all ironic. I suppose that saying about acting like a retard and attracting retards was true.

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>>87574837

>>87581590
>>87581649
>you can't actually fire someone over sexuality or religious denomination
where i live that's legal. Anyway, what you guys are saying is that you're obligated to hire/keep people you don't like?

is the reason as to why you don't like someone that important? it's your goddamn business, you do whatever you want with it. Me, for example, i wouldn't hire women if i had a business because they have about 18 more labor laws protecting them than men.

>>87574947
>>87575196
>>87575482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ko9TpduOhE

>>87584283
>we don't like Trump
>we
Stop speaking for everyone.

>>87584163
Duterte's only distinction is how open he is about what he's doing. He's not doing anything special when you compare him to parts of Africa, South America, or Asia. Hell, "let's just murder people," is a pretty common government tactic in general.

>>87584382
Saved twice. Once in the 'blessed Mary' folder and once in the 'American Redemption' folder.
Bless you.

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>>87584382
>filename

>>87581955
>Having a coworker you don't like is a much smaller problem than being out of a job
i don't think you understand: you're the owner of the place, and you're being obligated to hire/keep someone by the government.

>Is it really that unreasonable sounding that people shouldn't have to live in fear of being fired for doing things that are perfectly legal
anon, you can be fired for ANY other reason regardless of your performance; i could discover that you killed someone in the past and fire your ass for that; again: i don't even need to give a reason to fire you. It's subjective. So why put sugar on the issue when it's about sexuality?

>>87584283

Eh, he should calm his tits and get over it.

I'm not exactly happy about it but it's not the end of the world by a long shot. He'll be on a short leash for 4 years then we can have another cluserfuck of an election and cry about it again. Life goes on.

>>87581955
>>87584472
I should also point out:

there are two ways to fire someone where i live; i believe everywhere else too. With and without just cause. Both are legal, but if you fire someone without just cause you must pay a small quantity of money as reparation, and the guy also gets some additional money from the government.

I'm not defending homosexuality is a just cause to have someone fired.

Well, Trump might be president, but it could be worse.

We could have voted in a woman.

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>>87584567
That last panel is some haunting shit.

>>87581955
Except tumblr shitposts people out of jobs for their beliefs all the time. So yeah it doesn sound a little unreasonable. Perhaps all you need is your friends to stage a protest on people you don't want. Then it's righteous.

>>87584352
I think it's more the sort of division that has existed in the U.S for a while, where everyone is on one side or the other and the candidate on the 'other' side is treated like the Herald of the End Times.

That and people probably don't feel comfortable putting someone like that in charge of a country with a huge nuclear arsenal.

But seeing as how the world hasn't yet exploded I'm just gonna keep on doing whatever.

>>87584672

you first wilson lol

>>87584662
In the original version of the last comic, did it look like Mary was yelling at her clone?

>>87584472
>you're the owner of the place, and you're being obligated to hire/keep someone by the government
So long as they do the job you hired them to do competently, then what's the problem with that?

>you can be fired for ANY other reason regardless of your performance
I'm not saying that's not the case, I'm saying it's a completely ridiculous state of affairs.

>>87584703
What in the world gave you the idea that I agree with that kind of thing?

>>87584731
>can't even spell Willis's name right

What a sterling example of the alt-right

>>87585065
>what's the problem with that
You don't like them, or perhaps wants to hire someone else (like a friend, for example), or you discovered something in their past that makes living with them impossible (he killed your daughter, for example). If the reason doesn't matter, why is it that stating the reason turns it illegal?

>I'm saying it's a completely ridiculous state of affairs
so you're not saying it's legal/ilegal, but moral/imoral?

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>>87581046
Tried to color her in.

>>87581203
>>87585364
I genuinely don't know what the problem is. Is it because Trump won?

>>87585444
Mary deserves better than Trump

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>>87585364
Another great one.

>>87585066
Shut up Willard.

>>87585364

shut up wesley

>>87585611
https://www.loc.gov/loc/lcib/0205/tolerance.html

>>87567178
>>87567200
WE

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>be a male-to-female tranny
>still sexually pursue women

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>>87585364

>>87585620
>>87585681

Pipe down Walter

Calm yourself, Billy.

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>>87585158
>You don't like them,
You don't have to. They're your employee, not your friend. If they're actively antagonizing you or others in the workplace that's one thing, but firing someone because you just don't like them and you don't know how to be professional? That's bullshit.

>wants to hire someone else (like a friend, for example)
Unless that someone can do the job better, that's basically cronyism. There are plenty of ways you can help your friends that don't involve hurting anyone.

>(he killed your daughter, for example)
If he's done his time, then it's not your place to punish him further. People change.
If he hasn't been convicted of it, then it's neither your place to determine his guilt, nor is it your place to decide his punishment. If you're worried he's going to hurt more people, making him lose his job isn't going to stop him.

>so you're not saying it's legal/ilegal, but moral/imoral?
Immoral and illogical. You're hurting yourself (a less-qualified applicant will make you less money) and hurting others (any stockholders you might have, the guy you're firing, society at large as people have to plan their lives around the possibility of being fired for things that aren't at all work-related).

I asked willis on twitter if he actually voted instead of unboxing a Transformer. He probably won't even answer.

>>87586165
You are being ultra-super-duper-perma-blocked by him as we speak.

>>87586191
Oh no. He's gonna fuck my feelings with a poorly drawn tumorous dick.

>>87586191
>>87586244
Indeed, it's gonna be known as "The Worst, Most Despair-Inducing Block in the History of Mankind"

>>87586253
Please, the best Willis could manage is highschool-level.

>>87586253
Not if I delete the tweet like a pathetic pissbaby I am because I, a filthy 4channer, can not handle being buttblasted by such a paragon of Liberal understanding.

Also did you guys see that shitty pinup of Ethan he did?

>>87586165
That's pretty funny

>>87586082
>You don't have to
working with someone you don't like may affect your work, and even theirs. But worst-- you don't trust them. In your mind, homosexuality is nothing. In his mind, that's a major flaw in character. I should also point out again: you own the place, you shouldn't have to care about what anyone else thinks.

>Unless that someone can do the job better, that's basically cronyism
you're not obligated to make the best job possible; if you want to give half of the money for charity, are you going to argue there is something wrong with that as well? nothing wrong with helping a friend.

>If he's done his time, then it's not your place to punish him further
So you're wrong to hate someone that killed your daughter?

>Immoral and illogical
but not illegal; people make illogical and immoral decisions all the time, it's not our place to judge it. A mother saving his son instead of 10 other people could be seen as immoral and illogical, but we don't judge.

>>87584404
did you seriously just not read my post at all? I said you are allowed to do it as long as you just don't say the reason you are not hiring/firing someone.

fuck me, it's already simple enough

>>87586931
>you are allowed to do it as long as you just don't say the reason
this means that you're not allowed to do it for said reason, if you cannot state it to the person. Why punish someone being honest?

>>87587038
anon, just do whatever you want

Fight it if you really care, see if it changes

>>87581649
I'm a WHITE CIS MALE in DC with two master's and ten years of experience and I've had nothing but interviews like this for the past year. That's what I get for going for government jobs...

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Post some fucking edits already...

>>87584714
Realistically Russia's the only country with nukes that's liable to use them since their military consists of a relative minority of new and updated equipment covering for increasingly obsolete Soviet vintage tech coupled with an incredibly aggressive posture. China doesn't really have enough to use as anything other than deterrence, India and Pakistan aren't exactly hostile with the USA, NK is limited capacity tactical only, and everyone else is our ally.

>>87587080
Where i live you can fire people for whatever reason you want already. I just find it weird when you say "not allowed" as in "illegal" to state such reason. Don't get me wrong; where i live people sue in some of those cases, but as long as there was no excess (and it's not a case of Aids/pregnancy.. for some reason they are protected from being fired), it's just baseless accusation.

>>87553573
>it seems like Willis is setting it up to where Leslie realizes that Robin isn't the right person for her, and we the audience are supposed to take that falling for someone just based on their looks isn't a good thing.

Haha no, nope! You are SERIOUSLY overestimating how much Willis cares about his readers actually getting something out of his comic, other than "Christianity is the devil" and "Celibacy: not even once". There won't be a moral. There won't be a purpose. There won't even be a conclusion, it will go on forever. It exists purely as a superfluous side-story, and nothing more.

On a related note: he is *weirdly* obsessed with that anti-celibacy message. It's not even "sex is good", it's "sex is necessary".

>>87588806

Hey, whatever gets us a Joyce Slipshine.

>>87588515
you and me are saying the same thing, I don't know why you keep acting like I'm arguing you?

>>87572846
Huh, well, if there really was a bill that was sole about fucking over gay people, then yeah, that's a shit vote. Kind of depends when she voted for it but still a shit vote, but I'm also wanting to know if there was other shit on the bill and that was just a rider.

>>87588196
Fujiko a shit. Lupin 2015 had superior waifus to any that came before it.
>no itallianon in this comic
He struggled for our sins and THIS is how he's remembered

>>87586078
tl;dr
>Founding Fathers be like 'Hey muslims have the same god as us. Neat.'

>>87588873
perhaps not you, but the original argument was for how it wasn't allowed to state such reason. Just saying.

>>87589417
Okay?
What was the point of posting it?

>>87586300
>Also did you guys see that shitty pinup of Ethan he did?
No--do tell! Is it like the original pinup of him? It was super-uncomfortable to look at.

>>87590512

He was working on it last night as he drank and watched the election unfold.

It's a true work of fart

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New strip!

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>>87590897
What I like about this strip is that it's also a call ack to a WAY older strip back in like, 2014.

>>87588806
>it is the Year of our Machine 20XX
>humanity lies enslaved by the hypercloud botnet
>Cerberus, once little more than a long-winded internet commentator, now rings true to namesake
>three heads circle the twelve foot body of gleaming metal and pulsing clone flesh that obeys the System's every command
>flying through the air, it bristles with weaponry eager to snuff out those whose whom the data towers have collated as a threat
>as a reward for its years of devoted service it is awarded a single DoA strip a day, freshly created by the quasi-sentient biocomp processors that are all that remains of Dave Willis, each one triggering terabytes of commentary from Cerberus' enhanced intelligence
>then The Day of Reckoning came
>The Yoto, a band of post-singularity pornographic terrorists, had breached the great firewalls
>Cerberus descended into battle, its quantum neurodisruptor eradicating the consciousness of Yoto and psyberslave alike
>immediately it was assault by cyberweaponry reactivating self-aware processes thought dead with ideas of the sardonic "she" and implications of the neurodisrupter located between vertically aligned hover engines
>during the distraction the Smile Protectors, wielding bombs made of the distilled essence of happiness and high explosives, threw themselves into the compiling banks
>with its data supply destroyed, the hypercloud botnet lost control, it's millions of commands a second creating an infinite spiral of deleterious actions
>within a second error cascades destroyed the power plants that gave the botnet life
>Cerberus lay fallen, the control processor that linked it to the botnet creating an endless fractal of competing commands that schismed a hypermind
>in one last burst of meaningless output from the botnet, one last DoA strip reached Cerberus' mind
>looking at the shimmering, evanescent figures of lewdness and ribaldry that defeated it, Cerberus smiled a small smile as it shutdown forever
>"I got nothing."

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>>87590812
>Willis drank and drew gay cheesecake while watching a republican win the white house

you can't make this shit up

>>87591067

While wearing a giant Reeses Cup on his head.

Yes.

>>87591091
wut

>>87591162

He said "If Hillary wins I'll eat my hat" while tweeting a pic of a giant Reeses on his head.

The next day he tweeted "Well she won the popular vote..." and a pic of him eating it.

Then he tweeted that it made him sick.

>>87591162
We all have our hobbies, I, for one, like to write lesbian smut while eating Butterfingers, and wearing a Vietnam-era chest-rig.

The chest rig holds my Butterfingers.

I'm just curious what Cerberus's take on last night is.

Supposedly, a handful of Trannies have offed themselves since the election.

>>87591230
How much Reeses did he eat?

>>87591685

One giant one