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>>87547058
Why is everyone memeing this so hard?

>>87547205
/tv/ is only capable of communicating via memes. It'll die down after a week or two just like every other non-Bane or Raimi Spider-Man meme they've forced.

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>>87547058

>>87547267
I can at least understand Bane and CIA, that entire sequence is hilariously stupid.

>>87547058
THE MIRROR DIMENSION... YOU CANT EFFECT THE REAL WORLD... yeah that was explained like twice

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TOO MANY MEMES

>>87547373
It only works in the context of the movie, its not a very good reference.

Astral projection masturbation is a better meme, but that'd take wit or artistic skill rather than just repeating a quote.

Can people have sex while astral projected?
What if a girl gets pregnant from spirit sex?
Could you astral project during work, get a spirit hooker, bang for hours relative to you, then get back to your body before anyone even notices your body is unconscious?

>>87547058
DELET THIS

>>87547205
Because with BvS people actually discussed the movie even if people weren't happy with the movie, whereas DS is some generic popcorn flick shit with nothing to discuss, there's no meaning, there's no depth, resulting in no discussion so in order for the movie to be relevant people have to keep spamming shit like this or making memes.

>>87551716

>BvS
>Meaning, depth

>>87547205

4chan is incapable of doing the opposite. It is a pile of living shit that vomits its own shit and sits atop a pile of inert shit. It is a Moebius Shit.

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>>87551748
Even if you didn't like the movie you can't deny that there's depth, themes, meaningful shots, etc. BvS actually feels like a cinematic movie whereas MCU looks drab and safe, there's no risks or style.

>>87551825

>BvS actually feels like a cinematic movie

And if it had actually tried to tell a cohesive, coherent story on top of all the (faux) symbolism and Snyder's penchant for making grand cinematic moments (that often land with a dull thud), that "feeling" would mean something.

>>87551100
>Astral projection masturbation
Where was that in the film?

Do you want people to just put meme text over a picture of Doctor Strange with masturbation jokes? Because that's far more inorganic than the evolution that Baneposting has undergone.

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>>87551859
The BvS Ultimate Edition smoothed out a lot of the story problems I thought but it's still not perfect. Don't get me wrong, I liked both BvS and CW but I did feel like BvS wasn't as bad as everyone is making it out to be.

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>>87547205
But it just memes so nice...

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>>87551825
>here's depth, themes, meaningful shots, etc.

Yeah, on an elementary school level.

That image is worse than the average JRPG plot.

>>87551927

It really was exactly as bad, anon. We're talking about a movie where one of the only three major interactions between the main characters was cut out because the director couldn't take the two actors seriously when they were talking in costume.

>>87547058
Dormammu, I wish to parlay

>>87552209
Partycat edit when

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>>87551825

>>87551716
But doctor strange was actually good

>>87551716
Fuck off man I'd gladly discuss how well constructed the solution to the narrative was and how it completes the character arc but you and a bunch of other /tv/ contrarian faggots have made it so that marvel HAS to be nothing but quip comedies and you'll force memes and derail actual discussions until that's all that's left while simultaneously accusing anyone and everyone of being shills.

This is the bed you've made and I hope someone sets it on fire while you're in it. I hope you step on a lego. I hope your headphone cables are too short. I hope you get the shopping cart with one bad wheel. May you live in interesting times.

>>87551716
hey guys, i found the guy who's been memeing it so hard

>>87552312
I'm not afraid of BvS.
I'm bored of it.

>>87547058
>Dor-
MAMMY
I'D WALK A MILLION MILES FOR ONE OF YOUR SMILES

>>87547205
it was funny.

>>87551716
>>87551825
>>87551927
Shut the fuck up with your console war bullshit. Even /tv/ is sick of talking about BvS

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>Saving our world with savestate scumming
/v/ would be proud

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-ks!

>>87547205
Because the narrative /tv/ wants to put out is that Marvel is the one making "meme movies". but they've only just now realized that all they've been doing is forcing DCEU = Kino and 4U shit.

Where's the discussion for this movie at? I just saw this yesterday and I'm itching to talk about it

>>87552436
There is another thread up for it, check the catalogue

>>87552468
Yeah been scrolling. Most of the threads are way down

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>>87552364
I agree, but let's dail it back a little anon.

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>>87552417
I never thought about it that way. holy shit!

>>87551716
Yeah. Same reason every SS thread was about waifus and box office: nothing to talk about. That's why I like Snyder, he actually puts effort into making his movies.

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>>87552417
Dormammu caved too early. He should have bargained for at least 20 earth dollars.

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>>87551825
Jonathan "Pa" Kent is arguably the greatest villain in modern cinema. Zack Snyder turned a bland farmer from Kansas into more than just the adoptive father of Superman; Pa Kent is now the catalyst that turns the Over-Man into a vicious killer, a dark messiah who offers hope only of being in his shadow.
Jonathan Kent is not an important man on the surface. He has an ailing farm and a wife who may share a name with the Wayne matriarch but has none of the wealth or the charm as that Martha does. Plagued by the sounds and sights of drowning horses and his own premature impotence, Jonathan finds the child his wife always wanted in the alien he names Clark, the creature he sees as the ultimate tool of vengeance upon the world that has mistreated him. Gone are the dreams of old, gone the days of hard working men like President Truman or Jonathan's father. Now the world is a gutter, filled with the sex and blood of thieves, whore and murderers. Jonathan sees in Clark the potential to create a messianic figure, a symbol of hope people could look up to as their new god, and thus he begins to lay the groundwork of his plans. He almost blew his cover when Clark saved a busload of children from drowning. All the trouble to sabotage the bus' brakes, and now the boy ruins everything. Jonathan couldn't have his boy plagued by the same sights and sounds of drowning life as he himself is, so he had to take more drastic measures. He had to die before his son's eyes for a pointless reason, to show that the life of a human being is worth no more than that of a dog's.
Jonathan Kent will teach you the Superman. He is lightning, he is madness!

Any chance of his "notghostrider" look to ever appear in the future?

>>87553375
The RT critics are the greatest villains. Evil, despicable people who tried to kill the DCEU but failed. All that work and love Snyder did to give us perfection and it was blasted by critics. Typical.

>>87547205
it was the most clever bit in the movie

also>>87547267

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>>87553319
Rorkannu had the best MindlessOnes

>>87551859
My problem with Snyder is he can make a scene look great but can't get a good performance out of some actors

It's as if he more worried about the image as the main vessel for his ideas rather than the actor's method to convey emotion to the audience

>>87553860
And yet he made the most emotionally impactful scene in cinema history.
>MARTHA

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>>87551716
BOYS!

MMMMM
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Ignoring all the memes I was kind of hoping this would be treated like a big magical knowledge powerup for Strange.

A few thousand iterations of practicing spells against a god without getting tired even if the iterations are like 5 seconds long is great practice.

>>87554022
Shh, quips & memes.

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The city folding thing gets boring pretty quick. Pic related.

I would like to remind everyone that Doctor Steven Strange has successfully used trolling to save the world.

>>87554106
This will mean nothing until we see who is the better dancer, him or Peter Quill.

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>when /co/ guys keep emulating /tv/ memes but even /tv/ likes Doctor Strange

>>87554093
They really shouldn't have opened the movie with it and just saved it for the chase with Strange and Mordu.

>>87554159
The whole point of them doing it in the beginning was to tease that TAO had something else going for her besides pure magic. They had her hood up so you couldn't see her face on purpose. Then later on when Strange takes them to the mirror dimension Mordu tells Strange that they just stepped into it.

>>87554126
Strange's knowledge of 70s albums will be the key to Star-Lord's new mixtape saving the galaxy.

>>87550990
Stephen, when you create a meme the payment is due. The old gods will shitpost.

>>87554159
Yeah, also they had a bunch of weird imaginative stuff in that first trip sequence, after that it settles into a pattern, and besides the time travel bit (which was so thoroughly set up that it lost all surprise) they keep using magic in the same ways.

Marvel made me not like action scenes.

>>87554284
>keep using magic in the same ways
Try to imagine yourself in that situation. Would you
A) Do what you know you can do, stuff you know works in a specific way
B) Purple monkey dishwasher

>>87554304
It's a movie not a real thing, he should do whatever looks good on the screen.

>>87554360
>I want pretty colors, not coherent narrative!
Oh. Sorry.

>>87554377
If they sell the movie on the visuals like they did this one they should have more than 2 ideas.

>>87554436
I posit that they had at least THREE ideas, so there.

>>87554436
Have you noticed how people like this movie? I get the feeling you might have a minority opinion there, mate.

>>87551716
[insert stale fedora meme]

>>87554456
So? When did I say anything about anyone else?

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>>87554460
Part Time.

>>87554360
...so you're an idiot?

>>87554496
Everything you said was about "what they should do", not "I feel like they should", you know? You were saying these things as if your opinion were an absolute fact, see?

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>>87553375

>>87551716
Yeah, we all discussed how shit it was. I remember people quoting "is she with you?" all the time when the trailer first dropped, so don't think for a second the DCEU is somehow "over" memes.

>>87554519
I'm saying talking realism with a movie like Doctor Strange is ridiculous. If ever a movie had licence to disregard the possible it was this one. Also when ever people talk "tactics" with these superhero movies it comes off idiotic. "Why didn't the hero just do this thing then none of this disaster would have happened?" Because we all came to see the disaster that 's why! These movies are spectacles, they should be spectacular. Have Strange pull some completely new type of magic out of his ass, something that'll blow me away, don't just hit the same beats for 2 hours.

>>87554574
Well you lost your money already and you're not getting it back. No amount of whining on your part will change the fact that most people enjoyed it.
So just give up maybe?

Ancient One's vogue fights were fucking stellar, though. She had such incredible presence.

>>87554532
Do I really have to say "that's just my opinion" for you to understand that I'm speaking for myself? Of course I wouldn't hold these opinions if I didn't think they were correct so why shouldn't I state them?

>>87551825
>Feels like a real cinematic movie
Then why was there no establishing shots?
Also the whole "lol super heroes are like modern day gods" thing is such a over used theme.

>>87554608
Yes you do. Lots of people here act like their opinions are facts, I have zero reason to assume you're not one of them unless you point out you're not.

>>87554600
Why do you have some problem with me not enjoying the movie? Also I didn't hate it, it was average.

>>87547321
Eye Of Amaretto?
Eh. I'll give you fifty bucks for it and not a penny more. I got a lot of overhead.

>>87554634
My problem isn't with what you feel about it, it's with the fact that you take a movie that's already far beyond what you see in most movies and then whine it isn't even more so.
Show me a movie that does what Doctor Strange does. Show me a movie that does it better.

>>87554623
>Then why was there no establishing shots?

Yeah that's not actually true but good meme. Also no one cared about establishing shots until it was memed.

>>87554658
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.

>>87554093
What a load of horseshit. That was clearly a Windows 98 screensaver.

I heard Tina Minoru was supposed to show up and one group shot had an asian woman with a staff that looked like the staff of one.

>>87554654
>My problem isn't with what you feel about it, it's with the fact that you take a movie that's already far beyond what you see in most movies and then whine it isn't even more so.
Did you work on this movie or something? Why are you mad that I'm not sufficiently grateful for 2 hours of entertainment that I paid to see?
>Show me a movie that does what Doctor Strange does. Show me a movie that does it better.
Altered States does the whole "opening your mind" angle way better.

>>87554709
>I'm not mad, ur mad!
Okay.
>Altered States
Never seen that, tell me more.

>>87554574
You could have just typed 'yes' and saved yourself some time.

>>87554735
Altered States stars William Hurt as a scientist experimenting with psychedelic drugs and sensory deprivation to achieve high states of consciousness that threaten to change him into something no longer human.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YfdpZdugBM

>>87551825
This guy is right. BvS, while by no means a great movie, took more risks and at least tried to tell a story with a cimplex themes, plot and characters. Granted, it didn't tell the story well, but at least it tried.

Doctor Strange is visually interesting but mostly squandered potential. Overall mediocre, I feel.

But movies have its pros and cons, and it's just useful to consider what they tried and failed at.

>>87554783
Oh hey, I've got the MAD Magazine parody of this.

>>87554022
Interesting point

>>87554139
>but even /tv/ likes Doctor Strange
I'll take your word for it and feel good about that piece of trivia

>>87554823
Note: /tv/ liked it BEFORE it came out in the USA, at which point the shitposting began.

>>87554093
I felt the same. Personally I get bored by something if it just looks pretty. I think the DS fights would be much more interesting if a) it was shot better, and b) the fights took more creative advantage of the constantly shifting environment dynamics.

>>87554741
What was idiotic about what I said?

>>87554658
Memes aside and not that anon, but I've always cared for establishing shots.

>>87554840
I thought it wasn't out in the USA yet. But yeah, that's /tv/ (or 4chan). I'm just surprised /tv/ liked it from the start.

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>>87552417
Not the first time it happened.

>>87554850
I'm really sorry about the idiots you're arguing with. Sometimes people here don't understand the basic rules of cinematic storytelling and they just choose to argue without thought.

>>87554644
>Actually wait right here, I got a buddy who's a former ophthalmologist so he's an expert on eyes, I want his opinion

>>87551748

Anon you don't understand, people were mad and sad all the time and there was very subtle symbolism with Superman, and it was so moodily lit it had to be full of meaning

>>87554625
Other anon here.
You're an idiot.

>>87555045
>Other anon
Sure you are.

>>87554910
I liked this movie a lot and I feel bad I didn't watch it in the cinema

>>87554787
There were complex themes, and characters in Doctor Strange too. It was an origin story to introduce the character. You're comparing it to a movie that's a sequel with two well-known characters.

>>87555238
Did you forget the personification of feminism? That's problematic.

>>87555238
>There were complex themes
Like what?

>>87555238
Fair enough point, I suppose. They both had different things to work with and they attempted to do different things with it. Still, personally, I'd maintain that I think BvS tried to be more complex (which I think could be argued to be the reason it was a convulted mess).

I should note that I've seen BvS three times (not because I like it mind you, I just wanted to understand my feelings about it), and DS only once. Maybe my thoughts will change upon further DS viewings.

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Bane, I've come to bargain.

>>87555416
>I should note that I've seen BvS three times (not because I like it mind you, I just wanted to understand my feelings about it)

>How you sound
I should note that I've sucked a dick three times (not because I like it mind you, I just wanted to understand my feelings about it)

Yeah I reckon you liked it.

A simple story told well is better than a complex story told poorly.

>>87553496
Probably not, "Never come to this world again" was pretty definitive, and you know how Marvel movies are with revisiting villains that aren't Loki.

>Climax of the movie
>And then Doctor Strange went back to his home planet.avi

>>87555578
And this gives you power over me?

>>87547058
-itos?

>>87555640
If I remember correctly, Comic Strange managed some form of permanent banishment for Dormy too.

>>87551581
>Can people have sex while astral projected?

There's one issue where Strange and Clea are doing "tantric exercises" in their astral form, which are sort of mixed together by the hips. They finish and Clea's asking for more but Strange is all "all in moderation, m'dear"

So yes.

>>87547205
Because its the first time marvel didnt have the hero beat the enemy into submission. He just made losing not preferable.

>>87556567
Is this the first time this has happened in any capeshit?

What did you guys think of Bendydick's American accent?

>>87555640
> this world

And that's where Strange fucked up.
Such deals with cosmic beings are like wishes from genies from oldschool stories. You have to be SPECIFIC.

Dormammu can easily fuck with the rest of the MCU. Just not Earth.

>>87556670
Not bad actually.
>"This is how things are now! You and me, trapped in this moment, endlessly."
sounded very American

>>87556670
>>87556743
It wasn't bad. It's just that I am so used to him sounding like a pompous brit it took some time for me to get used to him with an american accent.

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>>87551716
>>87551825

I could not agree more.

>>87556670
Sounded like Hugh Laurie.

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>>87556987
Nice meme

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>>87552417

>>87554690
I wonder if this means anything for the planned Runaways TV show.

>>87557189

That's been dead for years.

>>87557440
Hulu announced that they were doing it like 3 months ago.

>>87554093
>>87554685
heh

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hands hands HANDS

>>87554602
She had style
She had grace

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>>87547058

>>87557588
she has a bizarrely attractive face

>>87557598
I definitely would.

>>87557598
And feet as Constantine showed us.

>>87555587
>There's no such thing as having mixed feelings about something
Let me know when you leave the second grade and have to deal with the mixed human emotion.

>>87554910
>TAS speedrun
>Tool Assisted Speedrun speedrun

>>87557555
fuck that