Every Clarence thread has at least one guy with a hard-on for this woman.
Kimby is the best Clarence girl.
>>87545640
I assume you mean best for hug
>>87545611
Yeah, Mary is cute. This show has lots of amazing waifus
>>87545668
Hug and fug, yes.
Nah, Baker wins
My favorite is Cynthia but I like all of the moms in Clarence
>>87545611
More Marry
When did they reveal her last name again?
Also why does the wikipedia entry have Trey Parker and Matt Stone as Clarence and Jeff's VAs?
Also also never play Jumango.
>>87545611
>>87545611
More than anything I feel bad for her. I'm not attracted to her at all, but man, I wish she had a better life.
She definitely loves Clarence but he's also definitely a burden on her. She knows he's not normal, and she knows that other moms have it easier than her. Clarence is "different" in the wrong ways, and she sometimes probably blames herself, wondering if she should've had kids later, or with someone else, or maybe it was the air quality of her neighborhood or something. She loves her kid but she sometimes sees other kids and wishes they were hers, and not Clarence.
Growing up I knew parents like that, and it was always really upsetting to see as a kid. You don't totally understand it at the time but you get that they're just exhausted by their own kids in a really bad way. My best friend growing up had a physical disability and his two younger brothers both had mental/developmental disabilities. Their mom loved her kids but even at 10 or 11 years old I could see it on her face- "Why is this my life? Am I just going to spend the rest of my life having to take care of my fucked up kids?"
Two of them died, complications from their conditions, one as a teenager, one in his twenties (my friend). I saw her recently, a few years after the deaths. She looked different. I realized just a few days ago the difference- it was the first time I had ever seen her where she didn't look tired.
>>87545611
>Wendell
I like the effort, anon, but ya blew it.
>>87545611
Mary truly is a blessing, OP.
>>87547138
lol
Sumo's mom is objectively best girl
>>87547138
Holy damn
>>87547626
I wanna eat Mrs. Sumouski'schicken.
>a Mary Wendle thread
That's all I've been waiting for, /co/!
>>87545640
>>87545739
>going for the little girls when there are actual hot women
For a second, I thought this was a thread for The Loud House.
>>87547138
Fanarts when?
>>87545739
Your shit taste worries me, anon.
>>87548795
That ass needs more fanart.
>>87545773
agreed
>>87545773
Ms. Baker's a cutie
>>87549624
thanks simon
Too many old hags in this thread
POST MORE KIMBY
>>87549847
yuuuuuuuuuuuup
>>87549913
>>87549716
Gross.
>>87549939
i don't have enouph kimb
>>87549579
>>87549330
Any bets on if we'll see Joshua alive again?
>>87545850
>>87549978
Yeah. Cynthia's pretty great
>>87550071
Wasn't "Ren Faire" the last we saw of him?
I think he's pretty well off as of late.
>>87549847
>>87549939
Kimby reads inappropriate literature.
>>87549880
*licks lips*
>>87545611
I do but i perfer the teacher
>>87549847
>>87549913
>>87549939
>>87549987
>>87550223
>>87550261
>pedos ruining a thread for Mary the MILF
I guess it runs past The Loud House, huh?
>>87550333
uh-huh
anon, what are you doing
>>87550515
Even pedos are better than fatfags
>>87548959
>>87550515
Do newfags really think "pedos" didn't post on /co/ before The Loud House starting airing?
>>87550333 should take a lesson from >>87549880
>>87550515
It sucks, yeah. But pedos definitely stretch far beyond TLH, anon. Ya just gotta deal with the fact that people have different tastes,no matter how crappy they are.
>>87550333
blue board, nigger.
>>87550691
They're called newfags for a reason.
>>87550515
>>87550729
Whoops. Forgot to include this image of modern /co/ MILFs that are constantly overlooked in favor of little girls for whatever reason.
>>87550764
Malessica is a lot cuter than Kimby
Call me a pedo but I'd kimby
>>87549880
Nice censorship, anon
>>87550838
You're not wrong.
>>87550775
>Moon Butterfly
>MILF
My nigga
>>87550191
I don't think I'll get over how adorable that ending was
>>87550839
Kimby is pure. Only use her for cuddling and head pats.
>>87547434
>>87549379
>fuuuuuuuck
Why is Mary so cute?!
>>87547355
>Clarence Wendle
>Jeff Randell
>Ryan Sumouski
Get it right, /co/. All three names have been confirmed long enough.
Welp, looks like pedos have ruined yet another waifu thread.
I'm out.
>>87551003
you mean grooming
>>87545611
>fat pig woman
this is why I don't come to /co/ often
>>87551240
Miss Julip is too cute.
>>87548129
>Mrs Sumouski will never open the door for you and listen to your problems
>>87551240
Is there anything with the Free Samples girl besides this?
>>87551152
Nice!
>>87551315
>pfft
More for me to smother then.
>>87551492
How is she 1000x hotter when she isn't smiling?
>>87551604
bitch appeal
Nature Kate andMrs. Sumouskiare objectively the best specimens forhaving procreative intercourse.
Anything other than that is your opinion.
>>87551686
>Nature KateBut I will respect your opinion, though.
>>87551686
>>87551730
She has an extremely attractive design but didn't she fuck bad luck Josh?
>>87551152
I would hug a sweaty Kimby.
>>87551730
>Athletic alpha female.
Would you want your hypothetical kids to have good genes?
She could still be a bad lay and hard to get along with, so it's kind of a wash overall.
>>87550775
>modern /co/ MILFs that are constantly overlooked in favor of little girls
>for whatever reason
Because they don't have the power of a true MILF
>>87550775
simplified it for you
no need to thank me
>>87551814
Nicole is definitely cute, but I'd never consider her a MILF.
>>87547138
Aw man. That's what I'm afraid of
>>87551946
Are you saying that Mary and Linda are the only underrated MILFs, or the only MILFs, period?
'Cause Rita Loud isP U R E S E X.
>>87551814
>>87552001
Fucking what
>>87550775
Who's the beauty on the bottom right?
So does anyone care that Clarence is legitimately probably the best cartoon on right now, or can discussion only be waifu-fagging?
>>87553039
where the fuck do you think you are you dumb faggot?
Both Mary and Ms. Baker are two of my favorites.
>>87553159
>>87550223
can someone please draw a sexy grown up kimby with somelarge sweater meat
>>87547138
Kids are exhausting, who would have guessed
>>87553309
I think you missed the point of anon's story.
>>87553181
Yo dog,where's that Twombly ahegao?
>>87553268
Second for Kimby sweater-puppies.
>>87553471
I'll definitely finish it when I get chance, I didn't really like how it was shaping up. Those girls are hard to get just right, but if there's ANYONE I wanna draw, its her!
>>87553572
more Mary appreciation pls
>>87551430
I wannastuff those cheeks with cum
i refuse to let this thread die
>>87545640
Wrong.
>>87551315
>having no taste
you'll fit right in
>>87545611
I would marry Mary. She's fucking perfect in every way. She's cute af, sexy accent, ass for days, and kind.Sigh :(
>>87551315
>>87548795
>>87548872
>>87550018
>>87551582
>>87553159
>>87552944
Sumo's mom from Clarence
>>87545640
But.
bump?
She's the worst mom on the network. Fatfags PLEASE.
>>87564956
Not fat, just thicc.
>>87547138
>Mary... had a hard life...
I didn't care much for her until that one drawfag, you know the one.
>>87565387
Someone seem to have trouble differentiating between THICC and fat. Mary is just fat
>>87566220
Then post someone THICC to compare
>>87565451
What a retarded and obnoxious meme.
>>87566226
Elastigirl is THICC
>>87547138
Clarence isn't mentally deficient though. He's a dumb kid. He's a little slow but not severely so. In fact he seems to be able to understand and grasp concepts that others his age don't. If he has anything he might be mildly autistic, but even that's unlikely. Mostly he's just a goofball.
Mary doesn't seem exhausted by Clarence very much at all. If anything she's incredibly active with him and Only gets mildly frustrated when he messes up. She plays hide & seek with him, she pretends that they're fighting monsters to clean the house, she gives him advice on how to deal with stress and friendships.
Mary is hardly Exhausted by Clarence. At least not in any capacity more than the average mother. Clarence is probably as much of a handful as Sumo, Percy or Chelsea.
>>87566220
"THICC" is a word used by people afraid of admitting they like fat girls
>>87566996
>this is what fatfags actually believe
>>87566976
>comparing ANY kid to Percy
Stop right there, anon. I think you're getting ahead of yourself.
>>87545611
Does anyone even know who Clarence's father is, or is Mary just assumed to be the town bike?
>>87566976
Fucking hell, imagine trying to raise Percy.
>>87567580
It's pretty much guaranteed that it's some guy named Damien who probably walked out on them.
>>87567580
>>87567673
Don't ever expect them to elaborate on it in the actual show. I am still wondering what the whole deal with Dennis is, though...
>>87567673
>>87567580
Do you think Clarence was born out of wedlock? I imagine Mary's never actually been married
>>87567597
And his parents are really old too.
I guess the issue is when he goes off the reservation but mostly he's so dull and retarded he can probably be really easy to handle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCc094k_D78
>>87567778
From the sounds of it it's just a neighborhood dog that Clarence claims as his but just roams about.
>>87568105
>Do you think Clarence was born out of wedlock?
What did you think I meant by "town bike"?
>>87568963
Oh I wasn't asking you specifically. It was a general question. I doubt she was the "town bike" though.
>>87545611
I want Mary tochop my carrot
>>87551527
i feel like there's a sketch of her masturbating on paheal
>>87567574
>tfw I always thought Percy was cute and adorable.
>this fucking episode comes on
>>87545611
shes cute
>>87553159
bump
>>87549330
Booty Game too strong.
>>87581662
Y'know, Reese might not be the most eligible bachelor, but I'm startin' to feel for the guy. He's a nice dude.
>>87581792
They have been exploring this character and he really care for the children.
Police career flashback when?
>>87581853
>Mr. Reese is put into a hostage situation with a bunch of kids, and he has to both negotiate with the criminal and entertain the kids so they remain calm.
I doubt they could do that but I'd love to see this.
>>87553159
>Dustin
FINALLY
>>87553159
ugh
>>87584904
who
>>87586285
see >>87553159 and >>87553181
>>87553159
>>87553181
You've really milking these two images all over the board, huh? Beats doing something new, I guess.
>>87586285
lack of artists actually worth their salt, let it slide.
>>87586562
When I get home I'll whip up something for y'all then.
>>87586562
there's really no need for browsing /co/ drawthreads if neither lon, lynx or almonds are in it
>>87586561
Why do new things when you can just share the same two images over again?