Why this ship remained so popular over the years?

Nerds want to be dominated by attractive, aggressive women.

>>87538084
Edd is easy for people to self insert as and the blue haired on is the hot one.

>>87538084
canon in show and between the best kanker and best ed

>>87538084
Crack

i identify with Marie

>>87538458
That's pretty gay, bro

>>87538084
May on Ed and Lee on Eddy are fucking disgusting

>>87538084
Because a lot of nerds had their first relationship, our first taste of love and pussy, with a rough around the edges tomboy. The kind that was super super into you, and you could never figure out what she saw in you.

It's both relatable and nostalgic

>>87538084
Self insert, but seriously how many of you have crush on a tomby growing up?

>>87539658
Here, we had our first time in the boys bathroom one saturday morning

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>>87539632
Are you a faggot or a faggot magnet?

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>>87538131
>and the blue haired on is the hot one.

Niggah, PLEAZE!

>>87540009
Or a fagnet?

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>>87539632
>>87539979
>our
>we
Reading a comicbook every now and then doesn't make you one of us.
Fuck off back to facebook, Chad.

>>87538124
fpbp

>>87539632

Y-Yeah, sure, a lot of us nerds had all of those things haha

>>87538084
Same as anything from years ago.
nostalgia faggots

this ship is, was, and always will be shit

>>87538084
Relatively easy to self insert character in Double D and Marie was the closest thing to an atractive Kanker.

>>87538131
This is the objective truth.

Now post more pictures

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>>87538084
Because its the best

>>87541521
It's the exotic blue hair.

>>87538084

>Falling in love with your rapist

That should not be encouraged.

>>87541493
you are shit

Why people almost always phrase questions in the OP post in this way?

Is it a meme? Are that many non-native-English speakers seeing this wonky grammar and following suit?

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>>87542534

>>87542642
Girls can't be rapist, unless they fuck you in the ass using a strap-on

>>87538084
Nerdy boys want a foward attraction they can understand easily.

Outcast girls want a smart, sweet guy who all in all deals with their shit.

People want the fantasy.
Neither is a realistic expectation.

It's not. /co/ is the only place where I really see it. It's moderately popular on Deviantart but so are Nazz/Edd, Kevedd, EdEdd, and EddEddy.

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>>87545263
>tfw this is the relationship I'm in right now
Are we gonna make it?

>>87547625
No.
It's gonna end in disaster, it's gonna be her fault but you're gonna feel like it was on you

>>87545197
This is legally correct in most places

>>87538124
...and they'll settle for unagressive trailer trash, if they're agressive enough.

>>87548061
>unagressive
>if they're agressive enough.
wat

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>>87545263
>Nerdy boys want a foward attraction they can understand easily.

This.
> smart enough to play stupidly complex games and go full autism dissecting every tactic and feature
> figuring out girls (and people in general) is still an impossible feat

>>87547680
Confirmed. Had punk-short blue hair and married a very nerdy anxious guy much like double d. Things went south, had a poly lesbian affair and we ended things but he still kinda takes it on himself even though it was my fault.

>>87551477
>taking off her shoes when there's a boy in the room
what a slut

>>87539632
It was pretty good, up until she started wondering what she saw in me too. But she was a bit of a jerk anyway.

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>>87539632
This is super spot on. I was a 5' 5" acne ridden middle school kid with no ambition or hygeine and yet she dated me off and on for 3 years until her 90s goth demeanor gradually changed to wannabe country hick and she started working on trucks. I dumped her for a short wiccan lolita with giant boobs who's even more affectionate so I don't have any regrets though. She doesn't even care that I don't have a job or a license. Pic related basically.

thanks for reading my blog.

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>>87556301
Why do some guys get all the luck. I was a varsity wrestler that coulda passed for chad thundercock, had great grades, but I was relegated with the rest of the nerds and still have never had a girlfriend.

>>87556301
You should get a license tho

>>87539632
sometimes i still think about her when i jack off

>>87558899
Nostalgic faps are the saddest faps

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>>87539632
>tfw I just got off of that relationship
>tfw I'm now unsuccessfully trying to fill the void with tinder pussy

>>87545263
>>87552669
I feel. A wise man once said: "Pity is the meta game of life"

>>87559953
>in a similar boat
>can't even get any matches
>probably because I live in silicon valley and most of the women on there are techies and I work in security.

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>>87560246
>engineering school

Feeling like I should just end it now desu

>>87549258
He probably meant to say unattractive the first time, but fucked up do to how objectively incorrect that is.

>>87560246
>can't get any matches
It's probably because your pictures look unattractive. I had 70 matches my first day

>>87560775
>get a bunch of matches
>message first
>don't get any response back
I'm not even trying any cringy pick up lines, just saying hi. I actually tried a pick up line once, and the chick immediately umatched with me, which I don't blame her for.

>>87560246
Are you trying to say brainy girls don't like buff guys with a sense of humor?
Because we do, a lot

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>>87561144
>Are you trying to say girls don't like buff guys

ftfy

>>87561290
Buff alone doesn't cut it, you need to have something else going on by its side. Smarts, looks, sense of humor, sexual prowess, or anything really.

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>>87561752
and if you're not buff?

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>>87559884
Talk about a tearjerker

>>87539632
I am still virgin

>>87560352
Graduate engineering school is worse. If you haven't dated by the time you finish undergrad you have no hope

>>87560952
saying hi is a cringy pick-up line

>>87538084
self-insertion

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>>87539632
>a lot of nerds had [...] relationship

I just want to know who is to blame for /co/'s lack of awareness lately.

>>87545263
>Nerdy boys want a foward attraction they can understand easily.
Accurate

>Outcast girls want a smart, sweet guy who all in all deals with their shit.
Inaccurate. Even the most antisocial and/or autistic girl will choose Chad over Nigel.

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Tfw I don't even have friends and even these faggots can talk about having goth chick girlfriends

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>>87539632
idk about that sex makes me feel disgusting afterwards

>>87564442
Nobody mentioned their gfs being goth, Marie Kanker isn't goth, and goth girls are shit in real life

>>87541315
Your laugh doesn't feel genuine, bro

>>87564162
>self-insertion

sounds uncomfortable.

>>87538084
Because obnoxious cunts found a venue to push this stupid shit

>>87566116
Goth girls don't even exist anymore.

>>87551477
I feel like Double D would know if what happened in a game was a glitch or actually possible. Like he'd deconstruct everything just to see if a fucking hitbox is 2 inches too big or something.

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>>87538124
yeah i don't know why so many people want that, when it comes to nerd love i preffer something like star and marco or spiderman and gwen stacy, but you know without the gwen dying thing

>>87568090
>preffer

*prefer

>>87564192
What do you mean?

>>87563941
Carlos!

>>87553501
my kind of girl

>>87547625
I hope so Anon, I hope so

>>87564138
>tfw waiting for my time

it's a slow burn

>>87539632
I wish I could say this was true of me.

>>87538124
That hits way too close to home for me.

>>87559884
No, easily the saddest faps were when I went on facebook and looked up old chatlogs from an ex to read our sext logs.
Searching "cumming" or "what are you wearing" usually hones in on them pretty well.

>>87547680
That is disgustingly accurate.

>>87579724
wut?

>>87567856
yea they do and they only live in trailer parks how do you not see the connection.

>>87585329
>yea they do and they only live in trailer parks how do you not see the connection.

*Yeah, they do and they only live in trailer parks. How do you not see the connection?

>>87538084

Because it was always apart of the show. Lee always went after Eddy, May always went after Ed, and Marie always went after Edd (minus the Valentine's Day episode).

>>87539632
>It's relatable
y-yeah of course

>>87562707
...yes well, let's hope that's not the case

>>87568090
Because that way the girl is the one who does all the work.

>>87586052
That's more of a weeb thing

>>87568090
Sometimes people who are't wanted want to be wanted. A nerd with a woman who aggressively asserts her attraction to them feels wanted, which is not something nerds are used to when it comes to women.

>>87562707
Then you either need to have three of the other things going on, or you need to lower your standards

Marie is without a doubt the character they put the least about of effort into. Try to describe her personality without also describing Lee.

>>87556469
Are you deeply unpleasant to such an extent that your talents are outweighed by the buy-in of having a relationship with you?

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>>87539632
FUCK

this is accurate

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>>87566116
My Marie was a goth and she was bretty cool, she made a man out of me in a movie theater a week after I turned 15, /ss/ style.

>>87552892
LONDON?

>>87539632

I can sort of relate but I was a retard back then and never noticed.

like dense idiot tier

>also now with crippling depression

>>87590146
>she made a man out of me in a movie theater
>/ss/ style
storytime

>>87544806
>>87542534
You cannot just post that and not give sauce

>>87556301
Subscribed

>>87556469
Either
You're an autist who can hold his spaghetti in front of girls
You are a manlet
Or you're really ugly

Because being a buff wrestler and having great grades is almost guaranteed pussy

>>87566116
>and goth girls are shit in real life
Fucking this, they are the direct equivalent of fedora wearing manchildren and 90% of them are at the very best average looking

>>87587278
Everyone on /co/ is just a different flavor of weeb

>>87560099
Really? Who said that?

>tfw you will never have a qt bf like him
Why even live?

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>>87538084
because they look adorable together

>>87591629
i agree. tell he story anon!

>>87593257
>tell he story anon!

*tell the story, anon!

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>>87593301
She was a 17yo goth/punk girl we met through one of our big sisters, she liked to hang out with my friends and I bunch of 14yo dorks because we thought she was the coolest hottest girl in the planet and she liked the attention, she even became the DM of our D&D group. Turns out she liked me liked me and she made it her mission to take my V. She hung out with me solo as well as with the group and she wasn't subtle about wanting my dick but I was dumb and young and I didn't hang out with a lot of girls at the time so I just assumed that's how girls were when they where good friends with you.

This went on for a few months until she got sick of me not taking the hint, so we went to a shitty horror movie as we often did, she snuggled under my arm as she often did, she whispered dumb shit in my ear as she often did, she ran her fingers through my hair as she often did, I thought nothing of it because at this point this had become normal to me. Out of nowhere she slids her hand down my pants and starts jerking me off, just going to town on me. She tells me to stay still, to keep quiet, to close my eyes, to look at her, to not look at her, to tell her how it feels, really rough. Eventually I cum buckets and make a mess in my pants and she tells me I can go get changed at her house, I'm half embarrassed and half eager for more so I agree. Her parents aren't there, she takes me to her room and she fucks me all the way. After that she asks me point-blank if I wanted to be her boyfriend.

We dated for two years, she was great.

>>87593941
lol she raped you

>>87539632
This is the correct answer

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>>87593941
Damn dude your a lucky anon... i can't seem to find anyone like that. this year is my senior year of highschool and i have had more girls interested in me than i ever had but it's always either one sided or we ht it off and some bullshit happens ever had a girl who was basically waiting for you to ask them out and right before you make any progress they just disappear from the face of the earth?

Honestly though theirs only ever been one girl who i ever really felt anything for and she finds my existence disgusting

>>87595074
Girls are fickle, bro

>>87538084
Femdom.

>>87595677
amen

>>87596485
femdom is shit tho

>>87597831
That's an odd way of saying best

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>>87564442
I've been in the same boat for most of my life.

>>87538084
>Serah May and Marie and Nazz

What about Double D made the girl's so wet?

>>87601697
She's good at fingering

>>87538124
100% true. I think alot of the shows viewers (especially here) can relate with Double D more than Ed or Eddy