How would Batman defeat Zoom?

I'm sure Batman would pull a lightning rod out of his ass somehow.

>>87537950

Writer fiat involving a complicated plan or special technology tool that is used once to great effect and then never seen, used, or mentioned again no matter how useful it might be.

It doesn't actually matter what this trick is, so lets say its Febreeze Sandwiches. Its up to the writer to come up with a convincing explanation for why Febreeze Sandwiches would make Zoom vulnerable or incapacitate him.

>>87537950
Shoot him with a gun.

REMEMBER WHEN YOUR PARENTS GOT SHOT, BRUCE?

>>87538039
Thomas please

>>87537950
with a bullet

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Same way he did him

>>87538529
this actually make the bullet seem reasonable in comparison.

>>87538529
/thread

>>87537950
Everything that Harrison Wells did, but faster, because Bruce has to be the smartest man in the room even though he's a very physical character.

With plot armor.

Prep time

>>87537950
Mr Freeze's gun

>>87537950
He wouldn't.

>>87537950
Doesn't he have a contingency if Flash ever went rouge? I guess he'd do that.

>>87537950
stabbing him with a sword, if im remembering correctly

>>87538969
I thought Mr Freeze's gun just shot ice?

>>87539352
is that a peregrine falcon?

>>87538792
It made sense within the story.

>>87539390
yup, got that footage from planet earth 2

>>87539352
Aw fuck what a dick

>>87539352
>preptime
>against someone who has literally broken time itself
Batman should thank his lucky stars he only ever what-ifs against an evil Superman, at least then he has Dracula-tier weaknesses to exploit.

>>87539317
You're thinking of Deathstroke, the only person even more heavily plot-armored than Batman.

>>87539397
Did it? Did it really?

>>87539466
i think im not >>87538529

How could RF fuck over Bruce's life?

It's not like he could kill his mother.

>>87539419
god damn 'nothing personal' pigeons

>>87537950
some bullshit

>>87539516
save the waynes

DUDE PREPTIME LMAO

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>>87539475
Yeah. Zoom got caught in the most cliché of comic book tropes, monologuing.

He had the power to fuck up the earth, fuck up his greatest adversary, fuck up with the entire timeline, and yet, was so short-sighted that he didn't account for a regular human being in a bat suit.

>>87539558
Thats pretty clever,i like it!

>>87537950
Bolas, freeze weapons, adhesive weapons, all to incapacitate him long enough for Barry to show up.

>>87539578
no one EVER accounts for the human bean in the bat suit

>>87539578
>he didn't account for a regular human being in a bat suit.
That was a regular human being high on superpower drugs in a bat suit. Major differences,

>>87539723
Hmm? I don't recall Thomas Wayne using drugs in Flashpoint. Earth 2 on the other hand yes.

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>>87538015
Too late, anon.

>>87540057
How DO you stop an evil Wonder Woman?

>>87540408
his plan was superman

>>87540408
Hope that Superman isn't on lunch

>>87540408
with a Superman

>>87540440
What Superman is off planet? What is Batman gonna do then? Touch himself and cry?

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>>87540408
wear a turtleneck this confuses her into thinking you lack a neck making you completely invincible alternatively somehow break her neck

>>87540408
Just grab her by the pussy.

>>87540479
superman once heard a high pitch sound through the vacuum of space the sound of neck snaps should alert him

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>>87538017
>Febreeze
>Sandwiches
>Febreeze Sandwiches

Do you have a can of febreeze and a sandwich on your desk, anon?

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>>87540516
how to turn your head around 360* 101

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>>87540479
A few Green Lanterns should do it. The Flash.
Didn't RocketLeague trap WW in a kinetic bubble in Young Justice? I mean it shouldn't be too hard, *evil* characters are usually written as fucking half wits who forget most of their own abilities.

>>87537950
Anti-Speedforce Repellant, god. Get your shit together, OP.

>>87538529
>be speedster
>feel sharp thing cleaving the skin cells of your back, triggering relatively minute electrical nerve impulses to a layman but undoubtedly agonizing pain for yourself
>dont get out the way

>>87540524
Then its too late for old Batsy if she snaps his neck.Could he protect his neck by using a metal plate?
>>87540566
I don't think Batman carries around Green Lanterns in his belt.

>>87537950
He'd probably ask his parents for help.

>>87539475
It did, actually, a bullet travels faster than sound, he was monologuing, he thought he had won and there was no way anyone could stop him, and there was
It was kinda stupid because Wally went into superspeed when he felt the heat of a bullet against his skin once, but it made more sense than a fucking sword

>>87540597
yes any fabric that conceals the neck would work it just has to be thick enough

>>87540712
Then a big steel plate would work,Batman just needs to call John Henry Irons first.

How did Eobard get his powers, again?

>>87540584
He blinked.

>>87540408
Using her Lasso on herself.

>>87540584
The speed force is as inconsistent as it is overpowerd. If any DC speedster didn't constantly forget the range and extent of their powers they would be unbeatable.

>>87540408
Mini-phantom zone projector for one.
Power armor lined with nth metal
Boom tube her to Apokolips
Mind control
Special chemicals that trick her into thinking she's dead
Seal her soul away in a mystical artifcact temporarily
Scarecrow fear toxin
Special gadget on her that prevents neurons from firing
etc.

>>87540532

Not anymore I don't.

>>87539578
>he didn't account for a regular human being in a bat suit.


Would you?

I mean if I was out hunting elk and fucking batman dropped out of nowhere id never see it coming.

>>87540430
>>87540440
>>87540455

LOL no. Wonder Woman would make Superman his bitch, read a comic some time. She's faster, stronger, tougher, and is the greatest fighter in the history of the Earth.

>>87544288
this is literally just what batmans plan was as he said. perhaps it is you who should read more bucko. that said i do like a wondy who can kick clarks patooty

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>>87537950
Use weapons based on the Flash Rogues.

Or hell, find a way to convince all the Rogues to go balistic against him, bllackmail or shocking revelation style.

>>87540887
Can't remember off the top of my head. Think he recreated Barry's origin somehow.

Pretty sure in current canon he's a walking time paradox.

>>87540408

wait until she's weak with her period and strike then