Straight thread

>>87527738
But apparently he is a slut

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>>87527809
Maybe.

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Diamondback a best.

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>Cap
>Not bisexual

>>87527738
You will have a hard time convincing most people here that not every single comic chracter is gay/bi.

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Sharon is worst Cap gf y/y?

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>>Spencer's run of Cap ends after Hydra Cap
>>People online keep saying how Hydra Cap was awful and that they should get someone better on the book.
>>Marvel puts on a female writer.
>>BREAKING NEWS! CAPTAIN AMERICA AND BUCKY ARE NOW GETTING MARRIED!
>>News outlets flood with people who don't buy comics saying they'll never buy comics. Online sites scream for joy how this is a "big step in diversity"
>>No Captain America female love interest becomes relevant again
>>...except for Peggy Carter, who comes back from the dead and is exactly like her MCU self and gets her own book and every other female character gush about how Peggy Carter was their inspiration.

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>>87529701
Peter Parker is 100% not gay by virtue of being the biggest manslut ever.
Johnny Storm and other men are gay for him, though.

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>>87529726
Sharon stinks because the three other love interests do what she does so much better.
Best normie? Bernie. She was spunky and sympathetic.
Best spy? Diamondback. She has the personality and is pretty likable.
Best Carter? Peggy cause MCU.

They try with Sharon, but everything is stacked against her.

>>87529817
>Diamondback
>"""""spy""""
not really lol

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>>87529758

Sounds ok to me.

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>>87530001
>Bucky and Cap dressed up in drag during WWII no less than three times.

>>87527738
But everyone knows that when a man dates a lot of women it means that he super gay.

>>87529937
She worked for SHIELD now and again.

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we should start a hastag

#gayforsteve

>>87531064

way ahead of you

>>87531064
Wasn't it #GiveCapaboyfriend?
Even that vine guy was all over that.

MCU Cap already has the perfect tragic romance story with Peggy. I can't see Evans at least with anyone else

>>87531330
thats shit lets start something new

>>87528459
Didn't her boyfriend die? And then she became a stripper?

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>>87531690
Yep

Steve and Monica Rambeau is my crack ship

No one who's dressed as the second gayest nation's (after Sweden) flag is straight.

>>87532153

What does Captain Britain have to do with any of this?

>>87531330
Eh, I wouldn't mind Cap dating a dude. Just as long as they say he's bi/pan/whatever and not "HE'S GAY, HE'S ALWAYS BEEN GAY, FORGET THAT HE EVER DATED OR SOUGHT OUT WOMEN AT ANY PONIT!" I don't want a repeat of Bobby Drake. Not only is it bad writing but it's bad representation and bad representation can be worse than no representation since it can send shit backwards while no rep can't move shit at all.

>>87527738
giez, pliz don't straight

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>>87532307

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>>87527738
This is now a crack ship thread

>>87532153
France, Spain, and Finland are all gayer than America.

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>>87533315
What I find funny is that this thread is being made by someone who obviously doesn't get the whole 'shipping concept is for fun.
He (and of course it's a he) really takes this sort of thing as a threat to Steve Roger's hetero status.
Yeah, Iceman's canonical outing came out of the blue, but that sure as hell doesn't mean that a gay status didn't already fit his character like a glove. Thinking that any character can just be zapped gay by a writer for liberal agenda reasons is a level of homophobic paranoia that would be ridiculous if it wasn't ruining so many threads on this board.
And honestly now, if it isn't Bucky it's not going to happen.

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>>87527738
Wedding when?

>>87534268
Going to be a while. There's a lot that needs clearing up status-wise before there can be a "happy-ending" issue.

>>87532290
As someone who is bi the way they had teen Bobby come out was fucking insulting and quite possibly handled the worst way possible.

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Straight cap is best cap

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Is cap blacked?

>>87534572

okay tumblr

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What kind of dance will you teach cap?

>>87527738

>>87534744
La Penetrada

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>not even /co/ straight threads are straight

>>87527738
I guess MA2 didnt get the memo.

Daily reminder that Bucky/Widow is the patrician Cap pairing and based Bru saved them from the [CURRENT YEAR] at the end of The Winter Soldier.

>>87527738
He's just realizing why none of those relationships really worked out.

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>>87527738

>>87537402

>>87529776
Why do you fags keep saying this? He fucked Gwen, MJ, and Black Cat, true, but that's three hot chicks in 15+ years (in comic time). Hardyl a big deal for a superhero.

>>87541647
This

>>87528213
I went on a date the other day and the girl told me I kissed like a slut. I'm not sure what to make of that.

>>87538983
He always freaked out when women paid attention to him.

>>87544061
She was telling you to wrap your whore lips around her cock

>>87541647
People think of Pete as a man slut because so many women seem to be attracted to him. He's not on the same level as Wolverine, but if you go off of sheer interest, Pete is in the top three or so people of Marvel. He just doesn't close like Wolverine, Tony, etc.

>>87541647

Also slept with Debra Whitman, Betty Brant (and she was much older while he was a teen), and that awful Carlie Cooper bitch. Liz Allan, Jessica Jones, Mattie Franklin, Michelle Gonzales and plenty of others also revealed they crushed on him or wanted to fuck him.

It's not Spider-Man that bitches love. Black Cat loves Spider-Man. Bitches love Peter Parker.