What if...

>>87526302
I've always wondered what he would look like if he feared locust.

>>87526374
Same, but roaches

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>>87526374
You're just trying to bait people into posting kamen rider, so I may as well spring your trap here and now.

>>87526302
Spider-Man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzh7kMcuDYY

If Bruce wasn't afraid of the bat that broke through his window, he'd have become WindowBreakingMan.

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>>87526302
A Cowboy.

Batman issue 256 did something like this can anybody put up the pages?

>>87526302

What if a black man broke into his house at that moment? Would he start wearing black face to fight crime?

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Everyone in comics has already made this joke and it's been done before a trillion times.
DC themselves have done it.

You're way, way too late on this OP.

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Bees. My god.

What if some asshole threw a rock at his window? Would he become Stoneman?

>>87526919
Fucking Kek

>>87527056
>That one part of Year One is now a swarm of bees stinging the shit out of everyone instead of bats.
Does anyone have that one reaction image from Amazons Attack about the bee weapon?

>>87527145
Dont do that to a Kek.. pls

>>87527140

What if he had a stroke? How would you even disguise yourself as a stroke?

>>87526302

>>What if... Bruce Wayne didn't have a fear of bats

But technically that's the case before Miller. He didn't have a fear of bats, he just got inspired by it.

>>87529090

Would he be inspired by it as an answer to the question of how to inspire fear in others if it weren't something that inspired fear in himself? I think the implication he was afraid of it was always there or else it wouldn't make sense as an answer.

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*flying dildo breaks through window*

Hummm...

What if Bruce Wayne came crashing through the window? Would Batman become BruceWayne-man?

>>87529090
>>87529119
>>87526302
no he was never afraid. he says it in an old way, like how you can say something is delightful, even if its not delightful to you. He understand why it is conceptually scary.

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>>87529163
>roleplay quotes

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>>87527198
2 seconds on google fag

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Why do they sometimes make the text hard to read? artistic value is overshadowed by difficulty of reading the dang thing

>>87529516
Is just calligraphy anon, is not particularity hard to read.