What went wrong?

>>87520438
You went wrong.

Imagine if we had you back in the day when important comic book changes were made.

You would be all like
>NOT MUH SUPERMAN WHY DOES HE FLY NOW?
>BLACK PANTER? A NIGGER HERO? HOW DARE THEY?
>WHO IS THIS SPIDERMAN AND WHO ARE THOSE FANTASTIC 4 AND WHY ARE THOSE DAMN JEWS PUSHING THEM SO HARD?
>BATMAN IS DARK AND GRITTY NOW? FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT

yeah i kind of liked them. when were they seen last?

>>87520438
costumes suck

>>87520438
Out of all of them Torunn seems pretty decent, the rest can die in a fire

>>87520438
Somebody decided to make a shitty uninspired straight to video cartoon about the hackiest pairing offspring possible and then someone else decided it was a good idea to put them in a comic.

Thankfully someone shut it down.

>>87520561
>>BATMAN IS DARK AND GRITTY NOW? FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT

Pleb. Batman used to gun fools in the street in his early appearances. He didn't turn goofy until later.

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>>87520561
You are pretty stupid if you don't know Purple Gloves Batman was the original

>>87520438
i dont know what this is, but it isnt x-men, so i dont care

>>87520438
>James Roger's
>Son of Captain America and Black Widow
This is funny as fuck

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What do you mean?
They were Spencer's trump card for his Secret Avengers, he folded into his AvWorld instead, let them fought a bit, they stayed in the present and weren't heard of since.
Franklin probably sent them back to their reality when he remade the multiverse since I'm pretty sure we won't see them again

>>87520684
>>87520714
Are we just pretending this didn't last for only eleven issues or what?

>>87520737
Are you pretending you weren't wrong? Its not like the original batman being too close to being a knockoff of The Shadow is all that obscure a fact.

>>87520438
If their customes weren't so symmetrical, they'd look like something straight out of a Final Fantasy game.

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>>87520438
>Cap having a child with the slut

>>87520794
I'm not the same person that threw that hissy fit, I just think it's silly to get on a high horse about something that was so inconsequential to the character as a whole, it's not like he spent years as a bloodthirsty gunslinger before becoming child friendly, it happened relatively right away considering the 75+ years history of the character.

>>87520834
>facts are now getting on a high horse on /co/

>>87520438
>T'Chaka
>his son is T'Challa
>T'Challa's son...is also T'Challa, it's now a last name.

>>87520857
You could barely see beyond your engorged boner while calling the guy a pleb and pretty stupid over trivia that, while factual, is of little consequence and doesn't necessarily detract from the dumb point he was trying to make. So yeah, high horse.

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>>87520736

HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS?

>>87520438
No Gerry Drew, son of Captain Marvel & Spider-Woman.

>>87520714
>>87520684
Am I stupid and a pleb?
Or did you just nitpick a detail from my post, ignoring the real question and the fact that my argument still stands because Batman in the 70's did turn gritty. Doesn't matter if it was gritty before. It still constitutes a change from the established Batman at the time.

So do you have an argument here, or are you two just idiot plebs?

>>87521032
You spazzed out at the OP with a bunch of greentext over some issue that seemed to be primarily in your own head.

>>87520736
Far too many white people for them to be seen again

>>87521062
I'm just pointing the obvious.

If people were as stuck to the canon and the established as the shitposters on this board, there would be a lot of good stuff we would have missed for the sake of status quo. You're just being a faggots who sperg at changes in comic books. Get a life.

>>87520682
>Thankfully
This is streets ahead of the legacies we're stuck with now.

>>87520561
Anon are you okay

>>87520438
>avengers who aren't as old as the traditional members
I feel like I've seen this somewhere before...

>>87520438
bw and steve named their kid after bucky ;_;

w-what happened to bucky?

>>87520736

I don't get it, do fat losers who write comic books think that fat losers who read comic books like to read about beautiful young people socializing and having fun?

>>87520897
>this batman was first
>no anon, it was this one
>WTF GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE NO ONE CARES WHO READS COMICS ANYWAYS

>>87520806
>>87520729
Isn't it BuckyCap's kid in this timeline?

>>87521635
>rogers

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>>87521688
...oh


Fuck

>>87521629
The argument was aversion from the status quo, not what came first.

It's not rocket science.

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>>87520438
Their parents weren't trapped on Battleworld for 25 years.

>>87521784
>Shehulk x Clint
God damn how.

>>87521784

Let me get this...

Wolverine and Storm fugged and had a daughter, Captain America and... Rogue fugged and had a daughter, Hawkeye and She-Hulk fugged and had a son, and... Wasp had a threesome with Thor and Human-Torch? WAT?

>>87521570
That nigga ded

>>87521784
Now this was truly shit pairing jesus

Why do characters need to date each other? Why cant Captain America have a kid with some random lady he met instead of Black Widow? It drives me crazy

>>87521936
Because genetics and why wouldn't you want to bang your hot co worker?

>>87521936

Super-heroes is all about eugenics and the übermenschen.

>>87520438

>Son of Steve & Natasha

Wtf

>>87521784

>Hawkeye & Shulkie

How would that even work? She'd break his pelvis

Thing-SheHulk would make more sense

>>87522041
but does he have a penis?

>>87521846
>>87522041
>>87522062

You guys are more puzzled by Hakeye/She-Hulk when Cap fucked Rogue of all people?

>>87521900
Carol took over Rogue's body, fyi.

>>87521900
No, Firefly was just Johnny and Janet.

Balder was Thor's son with the Enchantress from before she left him to shack up with Doom.

>>87522100

That doesn't explain things at all. Just leaves me more confused by the pairing.

>>87522083
Considering he fucked a Hulked Out Jennifer, yes.

>>87520806
She probably pinned him down and raped him while he cried for her to stop

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>>87521846
>>87522041
Doesn't matter, had snu-snu.

>>87521024
Someone had to go villain.

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>>87522083
>>87522222
>>87522041
>Hulk Strength
>Regular sized bow

Ya'll not looking for the real answers here

>>87520806

It's Bucky and Natasha

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>>87522138
You do know that Jenn has had a healthy, vigorous sex life with baseline humans, right?

>>87522182
I dont think you know Clint but hes flirted with Jen before. Hed WANT to be raped by Jen.

>>87522332
I meant Natasha and Steve

>>87522302

Mang, Clint killed Banner. If there's one man stupid and capable enough to fuck Jen, is Clint.

>>87522332
Oh.
Point still stands.

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>>87522349
>Be a regular human with a bow and some arrows
>Fuck a giant green amazon with vaginal muscles that could rip your dick clean off
>Make her cum

>>87522314
see >>87521688

>>87522384

Clint's son will forever wonder why his father have such a girly high-pitched voice.

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Seriously, did you people forget how much She Hulk sleeps around?

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>>87522451
Who cares but


ROGUE AND FUCKING CAP!?

>>87522451
>tony and a green woman
I bet Jen was disappointed.
>that art
Ugh

>>87522516
Cap and Carol Danvers.

>>87522516
>>87522083
Carol murdered Rogue mentally and took over her body, because murdering is what she does.

>>87520561
Superman flying is cool. Nobody complains about new heroes unless they're retarded. Better complaints would have been new Flash, new GL, new Dr. Mid-Nite, new Robin, etc.

I always liked James Rogers and Torunn.

Shame they don't get more stories tied to them, I always felt like they could be in their own series, Marvel 2036 or something.

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>>87522545
>Carol's powers, Steve's shield and Mjolnir
Sarah Rogers could take The Next Avengers by herself.

>>87522708
AA Carol is hot

I wonder how the Justice League offspring would like if all the members fucked around.

I bet there would be a Superman and Batman clone baby somewhere with their shared DNA.

>>87522804

Heh. He'd probably be called John Wayne.

>>87521629
Where in the first reply does it imply that he was saying goofy Batman was the first?

>>87521688
Yeah that's bad, Steve would never pork Natasha especially if she had a thing with Bucky.

>>87522833
WHEN

>>87522833
Jolly green giant idiots

When will they ever learn

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>>87522516
She took advantage of him once so she can do it again.

>>87522708
She also has Rogue's southern belle DNA so she's extra sexy.

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>>87523104
>Rogue's southern belle DNA so she's extra sexy.
This

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>>87523070
Man rogue was super evil back then, and ugly.

The design of rogue featured also in the old cartoon was the best, the kinda gothy one in the later cartoon wasn't bad either.

>>87520438
Nothing went wrong.
These threads are wearing a bit thin.

>>87523188
>kinda gothy one in the later cartoon wasn't bad either.

It was not

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This isn't exactly related but...

>>87523299
What went wrong?

>>87524542
kill yourself

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>>87524902
no

>>87520438
Mainly because of the implied Captain America x Black Widow, Storm x Black Panther and Mockingbird and Hawkeye pairing. Those pairing suck ass.

>>87521846
>>87522041
>>87522083
You guys forget how much Clint likes his amazonas.

>>87522062
He has to. He hides his ass for a reason, probably because he has a sexy pelvis. I bet..

>>87522516
I ship Rogue and Pym since Pymtron, so..

>>87525054
I keked

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>>87521784
Posting the superior wolverine daughter

>>87522083
Cap fucked Carol Danvers in Rogue's body.

>>87522451
how did they both not die immediately from the combined STDs

>>87523070
> she was 15 at the time and both Cap and Thor jobbed to her

>>87526470
>Storm x Black Panther
it's like no one read Claremont and realized she's about 70% dyke with occasional bouts of dickings

>>87528728
ironically claremont started that ship

>>87528728
I prefer my African Lightning Mutant Goddess to crave dick tho

>>87520684
>Batman killed people in the early comics.
Yeah, for literally his first year. That immediately got thrown out the window during the start of the Golden Age.
>74 years of not killing canon
>1 year of killing canon
But muh memes.

>>87520562

Costumes are defintely pretty boring - as is the annoying 'lens flare' type effect in the art.

>>87520682
/also this

>>87520806

Since when did Natasha get together with Steve? Should he be Steve and Sharon's kid? Also, since the serum is not likely something that can be passed down, he's a somewhat pointless legacy - just another white male added to the line up.

>>87529710
specifically Thunder God dick.

>>87533737
Wasn't implied one of them was actually a lab kid? Either him or Francis, cannot remember who or where I read it.

>>87520438
Asian boy Wasp was too cute

>>87520438
Too many of 'em are white

and boring

+ costumes sucked balls.

>>87520438
It's a comic done by Marvel.

>>87527362
I like her hair, its cute

>>87522041
Is this a joke question? Shulkie has sex with regular men all the time

>>87535100
ALL the time~

>>87522804
SM/WW
BM/WW
SM/BM spliced clone

From there depends what iteration