ITT: things from cartoons that you always wanted to do

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>>87520182

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The freezing sequence from Tom & Jerry

>>87520837

Who has two sinks and a water cooler in their kitchen?

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never got to doug

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I always wanted to eat one of those fat ass, delicious looking cartoon T-bone steaks. They look so good on tv.

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>>87521652
you can do that in texas but they only serve it medium rare

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>>87520182

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I always wanted to meet Santa Claus. Not even save Christmas or get a special gift or anything. Just meet him and maybe tour the toy workshop.

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>>87520182
doesn't work, there's a hard limit on the sound they can produce so (assuming there's no limiter and you don't explode the mic on the second one) by about the third one you're just temporarily deaf

>>87520863
chefs

>>87521652
>>87521757
they're overrated

i love a good steak and i went through that same phase of wanting a huge juicy one and then after like the whateverth time i realized it was just eating for the sake of eating and they weren't even particularly good steaks, plus the size means if you've got anybody but the best chef in the kitchen on it (you don't, it's scut work) and you're not at a place that literally specializes in giant-assfuck-steaks it's badly cooked too, because nobody usually cooks a thing that size

save your money and treat yourself to something truly special instead

>>87520182
always wanted to get a shitty award handed to me by a beauty queen or regional tv star

don't know why, awards don't mean a whole lot and i'm not really into the whole starfucker deal

guess i just like attention

>>87520182
>>87520837
Holy shit absolutely these two, expecially the second.

I always wanted that super-secret hideout mailbox in from that one episode of EEnE. Just me and my brother, with a ton of snacks and magazines in a cozy space, giggling while the fools outside look for us to no avail.

>>87520182
Never seen this, what exactly is he doing?

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Drop stuff in a bottomless pit.

I know they don't exist but the concept is just so cool.
I guess you could get a pit that was almost bottomless.
The kola borehole is 7 miles. Nothing back up from that.

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>>87521988
Oh, same here. That would have been so sweet.

>>87520700
You wanted your eyes to fold back inside of your head and your mouth to protrude from your jaw?

>>87521757
Wow, gonna need a whole bottle of ketchup for that one.

Have a romantic interest.

>>87520863
Hotels? Bed & Breakfasts? Some place without a dishwasher? T&J is inherently ambiguously set, it could be that the sink water is non-potable so they need the cooler for pure drinking / cooking water.

>>87522251
>ketchup on steak
>not mayo
fucking mericans

>>87522251
>>87522362
>Ketchup.
>Mayo.
>Anger point... Rising!

>>87520182
Either have fun in a puddle of cartoon mud or eat that green mush trash that the monsters in Aaah Real Monsters!!! love to eat.

>>87522362
Why not both?
A steak that big you could try about 5 different sauces and not have them mix

>>87522150
Lining up a shitton of megaphones.

>>87521757
Good thing I only eat my steaks medium rare.

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>>87522402
>Why not both?
I got you senpai

>>87522402
Ketchup + Mayo is best mix

>>87522577
https://youtu.be/mRntutn8udw

>>87522681
Wait, what?

>>87522742
>ITT: things from cartoons that you always wanted to do

>>87521847
Hey, give me a slice.

>>87521906
>I went to an outback steakhouse and didn't like the food
Sure is /ck/

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How could I change the future by changing the past?

>>87523089
>Go back in time and change the past
>Future is changed so that you never existed
>You never went back to the past to change the future because you didn't exist
>Universe implodes

>>87523197
I dont think the universe would implode.
If you cause an error in the logic of the universe, the simplest solution would be to delete you and move on.

>>87523197
the future we all deserve

>>87521652
Chicken wings in cartoons look so fucking good too. They're big balls of meat stuck to one solitary incredibly easy to bite off bone.

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I´ve always wanted to eat one of these. They must be fucking good if they can drive people to war.

Being a HALL MONITOR.

>>87523482
How about jellyfish jam?

Run through a brick wall and leave my silhouette

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>>87523631
Hell fucking yeah

>>87523646
Terrorism would be so much more fun if explosions just made people's skins turn black

>>87521988

I wanted to have that junkyard van as a hangout. Though looking at it now it's probably disgusting and unbearably hot in there.

>>87523197
or a different timeline

>>87523197
>The universe is altered to a new universe where you didn't exists at all.
>The you that altered the universe is basically a thing that appeared out of nowhere.
>That actually happened multiple times in our current age, but because the nobody that altered the time doesn't have anything to backup their explanation, we don't know the truth.
>And will never learn it.

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I always wanted bugs bunny to kiss me like he usually does (or used to do before it became anti something)

>>87522205
Do you not?

>>87523631
I did that once in college, put jam and honey on a hamburger, surprisingly good
Better with just the honey though

>>87523722
cartoon black or irl black
because having your skin turned black irl is agony

>>87524377
It´s supposed to be funny, not tragic.

>>87520700
you want princess bubblegum?

>>87524344
Honey on a burger sounds pretty good

>>87524495
It's amazing

I want to know what that damn 4th flavor tastes like.

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It just looks so tasty...

>>87523482
The local seafood restaurant made a "crabby patty" with chipolte mayo, onion rings, and a crab cake on top. It was wonderful.

>>87524580
this
and I fucking hate ketchup too. I don't know why this looks so appealing to me

>>87520863
I have two sinks in my bathroom

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Press a comically oversized button and have it do something impressive.

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>>87525797
THE JOLLY, CANDY-LIKE BUTTON!

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>>87520837
I also always wanted to try the instant gourment powder mix

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How many of us would guzzle the many variants of "made up beverage" in various cartoons and comics.

I know Gatorade's pretty colorful... But I want shit that glows in the motherfucking dark!

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>>87521988
Reminds me of Rugrats, but I've always wanted to do that.

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Pull off a no-look.

>>87525988
>Jimmy Hat

>Angelica reads Condom Magazine

Well, that's certainly a freezeframe joke.

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>>87525925
I would drink all of the Slurm

>>87521652
Apples too.

>>87526679
Just splurge and buy a Honeycrisp. It's the best kind. It's why they cost like twice as much as any other apple.

>>87526739
Fujis are juicier.

>>87526739
I know just made apple pie and 2 apple crisp....well my wife did i watched football.

>>87526825
>well my wife did i watched football.

*well, my wife did, I watched football.

>>87523197
science points that the loop is much bigger it goes like this:
>Go back in time and change the past
>Future is changed so that you never existed
>You never went back to the past to change the future because you didn't exist
>Therefore the event you changed plays out like nothing happened
>This leads to your existance allowing you to travel in time and change the past again
>Ad infinitum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XayNKY944lY

>>87527054
>look i posted the most wannabe-try-hard edgy response again

>>87526909
DORMAMMU

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That hiding spot was so fucking cool. Tree houses and hide outs were always cool to me, but the most I've ever gotten is like pillow forts.

>>87520182

>>87524527
Just got back from doing this, it was good

>>87526909
>go back in time to kill grandpa
>right as youre about to do it you fade out of existence
>you'll be born and have the retarded idea to kill to kill your grandpa
>you'll exist in a loop of stupidity

>>87526011
I tried that recently.

Ended up breaking the poor sap's nose

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>>87520182
oh my god the artifacts/quality you'd get trying to pull that off

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I tried to make one of these convinced that it would work.
admit it you tried to make on of the KND inventions too

>>87522251
>>87522362
>>87522402
>>87522577
Ketchup, mayo, mustard, peanut butter, and vanilla ice cream. All on top of that delicious steak.

>>87529738
I think the only weapon that would've had a chance at working was the spanker.

>>87521757

That's the only way to eat steaks anon

>>87525831
Why couldn't it be a woman doing that

>>87529874
DeeDee get out of my laboratory.

>>87529693
Sure you did.

>>87523482
They're horribly addictive.

>>87523197
>mfw humans think that there is one concept of time
time is like gender anons theres multiple ones and theres no right or wrong

>>87530385
Pretty sure there's more than two timelines anon.

>>87530504
theres both one, two, none and an infinite number of timelines anon
there are even 27, 893, 345, 682 timelines where you were is and will be a little girl and 305, 678 where youre a horse

>>87523197
it is pure human arrogance to suppose that a trifling paradox would even register as an 'error' in the grand scheme of things just because the alternative confuses them.

>>87521757
what a waste of good fire

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>>87522676
Mythbusters should really have done a wile e coyote special
Some are too far fetched though, pic related

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>>87520700

>>87524580
>>87525115
Probably because it started to look more like a delicious stew rather than a ketchup sundae.

>>87520182

Of all the gags from the history of The Simpsons, that one always makes me laugh no matter what. It is the gag to end all gags.

>>87530721
There's a show called Man Vs. Cartoon where they do that.

>>87523482
the burgers are made from manatee meat, right?
and I vaguely remember an episode implied that the secret formula for the special sauce revolved around using plankton as the base ingredient

>>87522150

He gets the idea to line up a bunch of megaphones and yell "Testing" into them after he notices the loudness increase when yelling into two megaphones.

When he yells into that massive line of megaphones, it unleashes a sonic boom that creates a minutes-long echo, shatters glass, and generally causes a shitload of chaos.

It is the best gag in the whole show.

>>87524059
honestly loony toons 'joke' kisses always seemed crazy intense compared to irl kisses in a way I can't help but feel envious of

>>87525797
my uncle rigged up a giant button like that as the switch to his garage door. It was pretty fun

>>87530828
I believe that was a lie to scare plankton off.

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>>87525925
>I want shit that glows in the motherfucking dark!
if you use tonic water, vitamin b, or a few other ingredients you can make drinks that glow under a blacklight

>>87525831

When 4chan eventually dies, that whole video should be what plays before the server's plug is finally pulled.

>>87526619
Ingredients
3L pineapple soda
2 envelopes unflavored gelatin
Green food coloring
Vodka (optional)
Method
Heat 1 cup of the soda in a skillet until it boils.
Remove from the heat and add the gelatin until it’s dissolved.
Add one cup of cold soda to the mixture, combine thoroughly, and let sit for ten minutes.
Return this mix to the bottle with the rest of the soda. Do this in the sink since there may be some foaming.
Add three drops of food coloring and vodka at your discretion to the bottle and gently turn the bottle over to combine.
Place the bottle in the fridge for a few hours and the final product will be sweet and somewhat slimy.

>>87521757
But what if people want it well done?

>>87531067

They can cook it at home.

>>87520700
>have crush on a neighbor the same age as me
>want to ask her out
>find out that her younger sister has a crush on me

>>87531067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amKyA2PrSu4

>>87526739
>honeycrisp
>best
>not Granny Smith.

Red apples taste like nothing.

At least green taste like something.

>>87531067
>not extra well done without any seasoning or spices
it was good enough for my ancestors it is good enough for me

>>87523631
>>87524495
>>87524344

I like to do this all the time for breakfast. sausage patty, jam of choice in a croissant

good shit~

>>87531190
>implying your ancestors didn't use spices
we've been using spices since before we even had language

>>87531216
>implying my ancestors were degenerate vegan filth
no spices or no food

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>>87531185
>Red apples taste like nothing.

>>87524573
Numbah Five's vagina.

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Being a KND operative or just having a fuckhuge treehouse.

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>>87522980

>>87524059
what about in a dress? haha

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>>87522980

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>>87529738
My nigga.

I actually made a ice-cream catapult rifle. I had to manually load the icecream into the launcher (so technically it was an anything-catapult rifle) but god damnit it broke after the third test fire. Got a nasty splinter from that too.

>>87531185
A true man with taste, green are the best

>>87526825
>>87526894
>wife
>makes apple pie
>while you watch football

Did I just travel through a time portal? I thought this sort of life was only in the history books.

>>87530993
Seconded.

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>>87531245
>meat is vegan if you add spices

>>87521652
That's not a fucking t-bone, you moron. That's a fucking rib eye

>>87531135
You have 3 options
1. Confess your crush to your neighbor, ask her out and hope for the best
2. Accept and reciprocate your crush's sister's crush on you
3.fuck her sister, then NTR her with your crush till both love you, then finish off with a threeway

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>>87525925
I drink Amp because it reminds me of that.

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>>87520700
>it happens
>you blow it by being an /r9k/ beta about it

>>87531543
>Potato, patatoe, whatever

They come from the same fucking animal.

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>>87530385
DORMAMMU

I've come here to tell you to fuck off.

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>>87531067
>eating meat-flavored sponge

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>>87522362
>mayo
Ew
>mayo on steak
What the fuck place or people in this world eat steak with mayo?

>>87529743
Anon, are you pregnant?

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>steakfags

>>87522251
>>87522362
>putting things on steak at all

Glaze it with some garlic butter or something, but none of this degeneracy.

>2016
>eating meat

>>87531834
Haven't you ever eaten a sandwich?

>>87531867
hear, hear. steak toppings are for shitty, unworthy steaks.

I tried to make scams as a kid.

There weren't enough kids in my neighborhood for it to be profitable, and for those there were, didn't get the reference.

>>87531884
Au Jus being the one exception.

>>87531445
Well if get a woman that cooks and is good at it, they tend to do cooking. Hell my ex didn't want me any where in the kitchen.

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>>87522980

>>87522980
haha

sex

>>87531884
But I like mushrooms on my steak...

>>87531977
oh! I have no objections to mushroom or bacon on steak sometimes, maybe some sauteed garlic. I meant more like sauces, steak sauce is vile stuff.

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>>87521652
I want to have lunch in Ooo.
https://youtu.be/OzJ44KEdD8A
https://youtu.be/ZVImfBMvXzE
https://youtu.be/KqfnLs62_wI

Oh, and bacon pancakes are delicious, just crumble the strips so they're like pecans.

>>87532185
forgot to mention, you're putting some bleu cheese in with those mushrooms, right?

>>87523089
>>87523197

The past already happened. If you chose to go back in time to affect the present, you would already have gone back by the time you made that decision. There's no risk of you killing your parents before you're born because it would have otherwise been impossible for you to make that choice in the first place.

>>87532270
This. The only reason people think you'll experience doing the time altering is because cartoons play it out that way so it's a little more clear what's happening (and fills up the time limit) for the viewers.

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>>87531691
>implying im dormammu
mememammu aint got shit on me you waste of flesh

>>87520884
But Anon, its never to late to doug! Go for it, doug the dream!

>>87531310
I had a sewer base pretty lucky i never got gotton by snaaaakes or fucking gators desu.

>>87530970
That isn't impressive
I can make a liquid that glows under a blacklight without all that bullshit

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>>87520182
ForeverAlone.jpg

>>87524580
It looks like the HowToBasic Krabby Patty.

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>>87521757
>but they only serve it medium rare
Good.

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Also the treehouse from Captain Underpants, though that doesn't count in this thread's context

>>87531860
>plebians

>>87521757
A bit too done, but still edible.

>>87523303
No, the simplest solution would be where it's impossible to change time.

>>87525842
That's one of the few good episode from the Deitch era

>>87532491
I wonder how long it would take to make that, and how many square meters of cardboard you'd need.

>>87520837
>>87521652
>>87521988
>>87531310
Fucking these.

>>87526619
I feel like it's literally Surge

>>87531026

You forgot the alien viscera.

>>87532517
well, it was nice knowing you, anon

>>87531860

Is it gay if I fucked Alucard in his girl form? I mean if he constructs a vagina in that form it would technically make him a girl even with the voice right?

>>87532747
Alucard would be the one fucking you.
Just like he fucked the Queen.

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>>87521652
not /co/ but i also want that and the meat that goku and luffy eat, it comes in ridiculous sizes sometimes

>>87527153
Are you alright?

>>87532755

I want a doujin where Alucard is in his girl form and is taken down by a disgusting faceless old man and mind broken with dick.

>>87523482
What's that pinkish thing between the patty and the cheese?

>>87532870
The secret sauce.
Krab sauce

>>87532884
That looks a little too solid to be 'sauce'

>>87527054
I hope u don't have a child

>>87532870
Pretty sure that's just lighting.

>>87523437
>Chicken wings in cartoons look so fucking good too. They're big balls of meat stuck to one solitary incredibly easy to bite off bone.
They are real. You flip the meat over the end.

http://justbento.com/handbook/recipe-collection-mains/how-make-chicken-lollipops

>>87521757
That looks rare, not medRare.

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>>87533015
thank you for this magnificent secret, I must investigate

>>87531185
Sorry but something that tastes like nothing tastes better than your green vinegar apples.

>>87530818
Thank you for this information

>>87533036
ON THE MEAT BONE

I wanted to eat a tree star.

>>87532238
Not that anon but every bleu cheese I've tried tasted the way a sharpie smells. Is that the way it's supposed to be or is that just some shitty/low quality/cheap bleu cheese?

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>>87531067
>>87522251


Go to bed, Donald Trump.

>>87533088
Its just the way it is, bleu cheese has mold in it, which is why it looks funky.
I personally love it, but I also like weird shit like liver pate

>>87533088
I think it's the quality, man. I live in dairy country, though, so I know which local farms make my favorite varieties. a little spoiled in that way.

>>87525831
if your PC gaming rig doesn't have a table-size keyboard on which all of the keys are massive red buttons, you need to fix that

>>87532406
Anon, you should probably go to a doctor, your piss shouldn't glow in the dark.

>>87531310
We were all KND operatives, anon.

We just can't remember it.

>>87533287
>piss
lol no

>>87533411
Alright sperm, point being none of your bodily fluids should be glowing under a blacklight.

wait

>>87522681
Exist?

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>>87533306

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>>87524573
It's mango

>>87533287
A few years ago I once peed a stream of brilliant white-gold urine that appeared as bright as the rays of the sun. It smelled like grapes, and I heard booming, jovial laughter from the empty stall next to mine. None of these three things ever manifested again.

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>>87521906
It's easy to cook a steak of any size as long as you like rare/medium-rare, which you should.

>>87532870
I think the picture's a little low-res and smudgy but it's supposed to be the edge of a red onion slice.

>>87534002

Don't tell me what I should or shouldn't like.

Beef is gross.

>>87532747
It is gay, shapeshifting is just really good cosplay, you're fucking an old as fuck vamp wearing a little girl skim but he is still that same old man. You know it and he knows it.

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>>87521652
Is this a /co/ food thread now?

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>>87532747
>alucard's face and teeth
>female body
>Takahata's voice
FUCKING DIAMONDS

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TEEEEEEESSSTTTIIINNNNGGGG!!!!

I always wanted to live in a sealab type place. Even the underwater house homer has in the future would be cool. A nice place somewhere near R'lyeh.

>>87532788
That's just fried chicken and pot roast with a bone through it. Go live the dream anon.
PS Flintstones did the ridiculously sized meat thing too

>>87534002
>>87534262
???

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>>87534689
I vote Very Yes

>>87532682

Fucking Surge. Found a can at a gas station today. I've still got one can tucked away in my fridge with a Crystal Pepsi for a rainy day, but I need off-brand equivalents.

>>87533287
you know if you get an LED grafted into your bladder your piss will always glow. You will be pouring light.

>>87531392
That's awesome anon. I tried once to put together my own lab a la Dexter in a junkyard. I attempted to build a robot and got mad when I couldn't get it to move on its own. It made for a pretty neat sculpture though

>>87534879
>Implying I'd put LEDS anywhere near my body
Anon, that shit's dangerous. My cousin thought it'd be funny to use the yellow ones.

It was a closed casket funeral.

>>87534773

Go to bed, Matt.

>>87534893
I literally just woke up

After watching TMNT 2003 I tried to train myself to become a ninja. But I was a lazy as fuck kid, so I gave up after two days

>>87534912
I too would enjoy having Starfire lick my pole.

>>87534886
LED's are a thousand times safer than incandescents. For achieving the dream of glowing piss, even once, it sounds pretty worth it to me.
I bet you've never even held your own heart. I bet you don't even know what tiny hat you'd use.

>>87534912
>Starfire stuck to my dick until hot water is run over her tongue
Yes please

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Surprised this wasn't posted yet.

>>87533287
You don't know, maybe he's a cat.

>>87535094
Because people actually want to contribute instead of being giant faggots

>>87532587
any Deitch episode without the big nosed fuck was good

>>87535137
Like you?

I've always wanted to trap a sleeping person in jello FOP style and play it like a bongo drum

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Krusty burgers

Actually all food they eat in the Simpsons looks so tasty

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I would also love to visit Kwik-E-Mart

>>87520182
would this actually do anything?

>>87531067
then we tell the politely but firmly to leave

>>87534031
only a truly astoundingly incompetent cook has to rely on crutch mode rare/medium rare training wheels to cook a steak without ruining it. such people need to not only be banned from kitchens, but be forbidden from ever being withing ten thousand meters of any kind of red meat

>>87532517
Lewd

>>87532695
in the absence of extraterrestrials, juiced octopus will do in a pinch

>>87536600
No, Megaphones have a threshold for noise. The end result would just sound really distorted. You'd do more damage if you arranged them side to side so you could speak into all of them simultaneously.

>>87536574
you mean steamed hams?

>>87536756
People seem to love it

>>87536574
>>87536588
Universal STudios. Both of them in America.

Plus Moe's Tavern.

>>87534961
considering is more smaller than ants.

vietkong level secret tunnels/castle (bonus points if it can move a la tower of dr zalost)/ DIY flying machine.

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Eat some delicious looking honey

Boy was I disappointed when I tried the real thing

>>87531555
Go for #2 or #3

>>87520700
Fuck man, only time AT gave me muh feels. Worse is my mother had just died.

>>87521865
Nice dream anon, nice dream.

>>87522681
I do not get it.

>>87524010
If the timeline can be changed that means that different states follow each other, in time.
There would have to be a second time dimension. Meaning that if you send someone back in time they can't interact with your past but with the past of a parralel timeline that long of a period behind yours. Which is what would make them appear out of nowhere even though the future of that timeline doesn't have them send back.
However, your timeline would have to be unique in some way for timetravel to be possible there, otherwise a timeline that much time ahead of you would have changed your universe in exactly the same way that much time ago. Meaning the closed timeloop paradoxes still apply.
But if your timeline is unique over time the course of history will diverge from other timelines, meaning that any time travel will land you in a vastly different world than your own.

>>87532491
Why not? I am sure it fits.

>>87535094
>In b4 a post of the episode where Tom and Jerry try to be an heroes.

>>87536574
Krusty Burgers are canon crap compared to other ficticional food like Krabby Patties.

>>87522577
Hello, my italian 'mbare

>>87520182
I always wanted to try a jawbreaker from EEnE

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>>87533070
BONE ON THE MEAT

THE MEAT ON BONE

SHUT UP

FUCK YOUUUU

>>87529580
I pulled a lawn chair up in a tree with me once. That shit was my regular hangout for the better part of a year before one of the legs broke off and the whole thing fell down.

>>87531135

A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush

>>87536574
half the time the family is eating fucking grey slime

>>87532517
>having a gf that's only a hand

Sounds familiar.

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This shit right here. When I saw this as a kid I really wanted to try going down a river on a nig-rigged raft.

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>>87537857
as a kid I imagined it would be a bit like these. Real honey was disappointing as fuck, though it's wonderful when you eat it with chicken nuggets.

>>87537857

I know someone who loves honey, but god damn does it stings

>>87537857
i don't have enough sweet tooth to tolerate too much honey at best i could do a small jar and aslong as i have something to balance out the sweet.

>>87532788

There's a couple of theme restaurants that serve that stuff, you just gotta go to Japan anon.

>>87520837
Thermodynamics would like to have a word with you.

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I wanted to have one of those things the bad guys overboss has in his lair where he pushed a button and some robot arm served him a glass with bourbon, or a ready-cooked meal came out, or lit a cigar for him, ideally in a flying capsule.
I wanted to construct one and asked my dad to give me something to work with and he gave me a defunct radio and I just stared at it like "this is never going to work out".

>>87537857
>>87539049
>>87539066
>>87539125
As far as eating straight honey goes, your best bet is a chunk of honeycomb, delicious IMO. But nothing beats toast with butter and honey.

>>87539018
Thisss

EEnE was the epitome of comfy desu

>>87532213
Sausage Pancakes are far superior

>>87538585
Yeah. But I mean times when they eat pizza or when Homer eats something on a couch, you know, always seemed tasty for me

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But most of all I wanted my own treehouse!

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>>87533306

>>87539988
Me too, but I never could have climbed a tree to get in it.

>>87539988
>me and my brother built a treehouse
>it was just a wooden floor poorly spaced and made with like 6 planks of wood

It was awful, but it was ours either way

>>87533306
Fuck KND, that show gave me so much existential angst over that. They fight a war that they know each and every single one of them will eventually lose, they'll all "turn evil" and become the enemy in just a matter of time. It's fucked, man.

>>87522742
>>87537947
>>87522980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uERzen1KOwc

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>>87540388

>>87520837

I kept wondering how high the energy and water bill would be for me to enjoy that episode.

>>87540495
Oh...

>>87522173

A hole straight through the earth. Once it reaches the other sides, it falls back down again.

>>87521757
And there's nothing wrong with medium rare.

Remember that Treehouse of Horror Simpsons episode where the school staff starting eating children? I genuinely wonder what a Jimbo Burger tastes like

>>87541599
make a hamburger that's half ground beef and half ground pork and then put motor oil on it

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>>87525797
>set up a massive switchboard
>have two buttons under two locked glass compartments
>requires two people with two keys to unlock at the same time
>the two people press one button each simultaneously
>entire panel on the switchboard flips over to reveal a giant red button
>sirens start going off, lights start flashing, a voice starts repeating "WARNING. WARNING. WARNING."
>press it with your entire palm for dramatic effect
>entire room starts shaking violently
>it plays a fart sound effect then shuts off

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Those peas always looked juicy and delicious to me.

>>87541643
SWALLOW IT

>>87540876
oh YES!

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>>87520182
I used to wish I had a dad like Hank.

>>87529580
Reminds me of the hideout they have in the pipe on Flip Flappers. That shit looked so cozy. Anyone have a pic? I can't find anything on it.

>>87540876
https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/01/cooking-the-simpsons-moon-waffles.html

I really want to try this now.

>>87530385
REMOVE AYY

>>87539125
Honey with tart apples is pretty good.

>>87524573
Lucuma, pretty good flavor

>>87532517
BLUE
BOARD

>>87531310
FUCKING THIS!!!
I remember the official KND sight once had a "hand scanner" that had you put your hand on the monitor to determine if you were a Kid and could join the Kids Next Door, and my heart skipped a beat when I was "scanned" in.

I considered myself an official member for a good could of years, but don't quite remember what my numbah was. I feel like it was Numbah 64 though.

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>>87542578
I read "Simpsons" and "waffle" and immediately thought of this.

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>>87540967
Ever since I was a youngin, I'll get the Blue Bell Great Divide flavor (French Vanilla and Dutch Chocolate) scoop equal parts of both flavors and mix that shit together, and that's what I always imagined the 4th flavor tasted like.

Try that shit, by the way. It's bretty gud.

>>87534643

How is it gay? What dictates a female?

>>87523437 they're not the wings. They're the dumsticks.

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>>87539018
>>87539477
>>87521988

Speaking of EE&E I can't be the only one who wanted to eat these. I know they described the ingredients but the way they were drawn just made them look so good.

pulling the gear out just made it seem better

>>87544977
The fact that Ed just stuck a straw in one and drank it made me want to try them.

>>87531135
had the same predicament when I was younger, I had a crush on my best friend but couldnt act on it because she told me her younger sister liked me so I started going out with her younger sister but broke up since she found out one night that i had a crush on her older sister, 3 months after I hooked up with my crush but not before having a 2 week fling with her cousin it ended up marrying their oldest sister though
family reunions are sometimes awkward but in a fun way since im always the common topic among the 4 of them

>>87544977
What do you think Kanker Burgers taste like anyway?

>>87539303
butter and jam does

>>87545112
Fish and chips with a lot of ketchup I guess

Also I wanted to try that powdered milk.

>>87520700
Goddamit man

>>87545112
Regret

>>87545268
No, that's the aftertaste.

>>87522681
A dinosaur is fine too

>>87545276
dread, then.

>>87520182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T3xUcHU1Q4

>>87539988
>Dad builds me a treehouse as a kid
>it immediately become filled with spiders
>never go near it again due to arachnophobia.

>>87545268
So, sort of the same as sex with them?

>>87534031
>cold center

Ok now you're just making shit up

>>87545667
Cool center.

I will never understand why people defend the way they eat their steak so zealously as if it was a holy dogma never to be questioned

>>87545112
I always thought they looked like stuffed peppers on a bun.

>>87544069
reminds me of how there was a hidden bit on the dvd of the first Harry Potter movie that had a letter of acceptance to Hogwarts

>>87538174
>I always wanted to try a jawbreaker from EEnE
This

>>87520182

Happiness, a feeling of belonging and accomplishing something that has nothing to do with masturbation.

>>87546110
Growing up my family thought that all meat followed the same rules as chicken and if you didn't cook it all the way to the center you were biting into a ticket to the emergency room.

When I learned that beef didn't follow the same rules and that the only hazard, usually, was surface bacteria, I switched to medium-rare and later rare steaks. I legitimately felt like I'd been eating steak wrong my entire life to that point.

>>87544069
oh shit i remember this

i loved playing the games on that site

>>87546834
Anon, that's elitism

>>87539219
This
But only after beating up an entire squadron of legionaries. Poor Romans.

>>87522980
No matter how you explain it, I DO NOT GET IT.

>>87536574
How about now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJs3_UFC8fQ

>>87527054
Seriously...?

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Fucking non-existent foods man.

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>>87533306

>>87534031
>>87521757
>>87521652
Has anyone ever cooked steak and decided that burning it with grill marks is fucking retarded? I constantly move and flip my steaks when I'm cooking so they don't get blackened anywhere.
Blackening them makes them taste fucking bad because that's what happens when things get burnt, but some people are under the delusion that it's good for that to happen.

>>87555748
I like a bit of char, though.

>>87555765
but
WHY

>>87552171
makes me hungry every time

>>87538174
>jawbreaker
Then why not go get a jawbreaker?

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>>87544977
>Kanker Burgers

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>>87524059
>>87531374
What about in lingerie?

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go trick or treating
grew up in Australia were it wasn't really that big so when my steady diet of american cartoons did that Halloween ep i got very jealous

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>>87522681
You want to fuck a Dino?