Characters you can beat the shit out of easily.

Fish guy, if I got the drop on him

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>>87514913

All non magical child characters

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I can beat this character easily, since he cries too much.

>>87515127
Steven is pretty much overpowered. You'll be defeated in an instant.

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>>87515155
What about this little pussy?

>>87515176
Does he have a sword?

>>87516366
I don't really watch the show.

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both of them at the same time

>>87516534
I never watched Pelswick.

>>87515155
He's right. Little shit has plot armor so that it's essentially a plot tank.

>>87515155
Correct. No other character can beat Steven, not even trained warriors like Samurai Jack (Jack would get his ass handed to him by Steven).

>>87515199
>He's a big guy are you sure you can defeat him?

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He's such an idiot.

/a/ has taught me all you need to do is flash your dick at some super heroine, and she'll immediately surrender to you.

This works exceptionally well if you're a dirty old man, or an orc.

>>87516437
If he has any time of sword, you're actually, probably, more than likely fucked.

>>87516540
Easily the black chick but purple rock? I don't think so.

>>87518184
Fuck, I have vague memories of this shit, Is it an old cartoon network show?

>>87514913
I feel bad that he has to be at an animal school.

>>87515127
Steven would beat the snot out of you and then some
and afterwards he would patch you up and apologize

>>87515176
you'd be dead in an instant
Finn has a body-count

>>87515199
>ssh, Bane is sleeping
>you don't want to wake the big guy up, do you?

>>87514913
do not be too sure of yourself
that kid has to survive being surrounded by dangerous animals every single school day
and that even after he willingly had his "protected" status revoked
Not to mention he is the school's star quarterback and the best cheerleader in the state
kid is tough and athletic as hell

>>87518233
>Average firing ability
>Average fighting
You'll take her on in the real world, if it was a comic you're fucked.

>>87516437
That fucker right arm is some class of cursed plant that can defeat a space god by himself, so nope anon i think he would probably kill you

>>87518681
I don't think you understand what he's getting at.

>>87517946
>a big guy
for you

>>87518184
But he's also a god.

>>87521095
Adam has good taste

>>87518728
Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island aired on Kids WB. Look up RebelTaxi's video on it.

>>87516534
I keked

>>87516569
>Plot armor
Plot nothing, Steven literally has super strength, can jump miles into the sky, and has his shield plus the bubble

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Such a dumb character.

>>87515127

I'd honestly rather beat the shit out of the creators and fans of his show.

Not that I'm /pol/ or anything just hate SU with a passion.

>>87521979
That's not Double Dee

Plus doesn't Ed have immense Super Strength?

>>87518549

should i wear nothing but a raincoat too?

>>87521979
Unless you're his sister Sarah, not happening.

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He can't even beat up a sock.

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Even though she has super strength, I can beat her with no problem.

>>87521979
>>87522028

I'd just honestly rather wail on Kevin cause he's a pre-Chad; He dates Nazz the qt-est girl in the cul-de-sac, rides a fancy bike, insults people and gets away with it. It would be good for inflated ego to be knocked down a notch.
Plus he's athletic so he would put up a bit of a fight and it woulnd't too one-sided.

>>87521979
yeah but he's got retard strength

>>87515127
Steven is a wimp.

>>87515127
Steven is strong and has powers, but he's a total bitch

>>87521979
You fucking wish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZDOvcIbIZQ

>>87522944
Such a weird episode. How the fuck is Ed so strong? Ed is one of the strongest cartoon characters to ever exist.

>>87522231
She is a strong chick.

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>>87521095
good shit

>>87522022
>Not that I'm /pol/ or anything
the fuck? why did you even mention that?

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I was looking through my pictures folder, and after sorting through various powerful waifus. I think that I could take frog guy here if I got the drop on him.

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>>87524986

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>>87514913
>TFW your muscles stopped growing as a kid due to disease number 426 of class fuck humanity

>>87522149
>He forgot when Double Dee beats up Lee Kanker, Rolf, Marie Kanker and held his own against Ed all on accident.

>>87515259
Why me?

>>87516515
peridot is a loser but i'm still fairly sure that she's stronger than any human

>>87521979
He can lift a house and build a elevator to space in minutes, he would destroy you.

>>87523028
He's definitely lifted houses and roads before too.

>>87522022

You probably have some form of autism.

>>87515176
Finn could definitely kick the ass of the average /co/ user, dude kills monsters with his bare hands

>>87523028
Retard strength.

>>87516534
came here to post this.

>>87515127
It's always amusing when I read an OP and think "someone is going to say Steven", and someone always says Steven.

That being said, Steven would kick your ass, and even if he didn't, you couldn't lay a hand on him since his power is making shields.

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>>87521979
Aside from Nazz, Johnny and Doule D, most of the characters from Ed Edd n Eddy are retardedly strong. But knowing Ed, he'd probably just take it with a smile. You'd get no satisfaction.

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Quit Lion

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I wanna kick him right in his 7 testicles .

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>>87514913
Legs wide open.
Go straight for the cunt.

>>87515127
Steven is ridiculously OP and would kick the everliving shit out of everyone on this board despite being a little bitch personality wise and having the maturity of a two year old, actually that just makes him all the more terrifying. If things started going badly for him he would pull a new amazing power out of his ass.

Between that and Connie lusting after him pplus ever space MILF in the galaxy riding his dick Steven is more alpha that most cartoon MCs and real people will ever be. Fuck being able to be a faggy little cunt and getting adulation and pussy instead of shit for it is part of being alpha, it is the true definition of alpha.

>>87522944
I always wondered what the fuck that sound was that played when Ed smiled after the pebble came out of his shoe.

>>87515259
Oh hey why would you want to beat up L.I.T.E.R.A.L.YME

>>87522976
This guy commands a star fleet, you're dead man.

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>>87517929

>>87514913
Everyone.

>>87515259
what did i ever do to you

>>87516534
holy fuck, i'm dying