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>AoU: Make it a point to save most of the Sokovia population

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>AoU: Make it a point to save most of the Sokovia population before finishing off Ultron
>Ant-Man: Takes the piss out of super saiyan-esque Matrix fight scenes by having this floaty final battle with mass destruction and super strength happening in a child's play set
>Civil War: We're actually going to take ourselves to task for where to go when it comes to collateral damage.
>Doctor Strange: Rewinds time to undo the destruction of Hong Kong and defeats the villains with non-violence.

When will Marvel stop picking on Man of Steel?
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>>87512610
Snyder should have made a Godzilla movie to be honest
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>>87512610

Zod would be wayyy to powerful for the Avengers to stop lol

If all superman had to do was fight robots barely stronger than a woman...
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>>87512610

Me thinks you are projecting your feeling for a movie in other movies.
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>>87512638
WB should have made a Superman Returns sequel with Singer. Who knows how'd they react to the rise of the MCU but Snyder wouldn't be on it.

This also means Sony gives the X-Men back to Marvel without Singer to guide them. Best timeline.
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>>87512694
IIRC Singer was one of the people approached, but literally nobody else other than Snyder wanted to touch MoS due to the deadlines imposed by WB
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All that yet 0 memorable movies or villains.

Whys that?
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>>87512707
That was for the reboot

If WB hadn't shitcanned the Returns sequel we might have had Jude Law as Zod
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>>87512736
You forgot?
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>>87512736
>people remember DC movies because they suck
>this is somehow a victory
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>>87512610
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.
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>>87512649
>Zod would be wayyy to powerful for the Avengers to stop lol

Doctor Strange would just toss him in the Mirror Dimension where there'd be no sun to give him superpowers.
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>>87512649

Thor alone would bust that Zod ass

Also Hulk or Vision
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>>87512750
>B-BUT DC WAH
>Using another company to defend shitty marvel flicks


You're pathetic.
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NON FLAMMIG SKILL TRANSFORMER

I'VE COME TO BARGAIN
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>>87512801
The armor was the main source of the Kryptonians' powers until Zod took it off and gained even more power.

They'd all get wrecked before the Kryptonians even knew about how much power the sun would give.
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>>87512894
Fucking cringe, did they really rip off transformers?

The MCU is literally the transformers of capeshit. Can they ever catch a break?
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>>87512804
The MCU versions of those characters would get annihilated by Zod and friends.
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>>87512610
>Marvel movies: make non-threats :^)

>DC: MoS: inexperienced Superman that saved billions of people against ridiculously powerful opponents
>BvS: Extremely experienced Batman uses high level strategies to make sure that the minimum amount of people die (1 confirmed death: Clark Kent)
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>>87512804
Thor went toe to toe with Iron man. IRONMAN. The marvel universe is hilarious as fuck.

Bucky>Captain >Ironman>Hulk>Thor

They should just reboot desu senpai. What a joke.

Thor was BTFO'd by a knife. Without his hammer he's nothing
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>>87512935
This. Its not even funny.
Zod alone would take out the avengers besides hulk.

Their punches were creating sonic booms
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>>87512610
>Make it a point to save most
>Most
Avengers of Murder tbqhf
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>>87512610
>Marvel flicks
>Never discussed, no analysis
>No memorable scenes
>Quips
>"villains"


Can marvel ever catch a break?
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>>87512694
>WB should have made a Superman Returns sequel with Singer.
Fuck that.
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>>87512992
Jesus fuck that animation is horrendous. It looks like a puppet show with some photoshop tier effects added to a gif.

Also, so what? The argument of "SUPES IS STRONGEST SO HE MUST BE BEST FILM/COMIC/CHARACTER" is the worst.
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>>87513025
Better mediocre than hated
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>>87512736
>>87512844
Avafagging is against the rules
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>>87512736
The only thing memorable about recent DC movie are the meme like baneposting and man of murder.
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>>87513041
>saying something is bad makes it bad
Keep trying, kid. I can call anything bad too. Doesn't make it true.
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>>87513041
He is though

Real question is, how long would it take doomsday to kill the avengers?

Cardboard mam gets his hulk buster
Black widow and hawkguy get their cringe weapons times 20
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>>87513041
by this logic, pic related is the best hero
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>>87513055
Being a companyfag is against the rules, I don't see you being banned :^

>This window will close in 2 seconds
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>>87513081
>B-but DV WAHHHH
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>>87513089
Wanda either mindjacks him or Vision phases into his body and rips him to shreds from in there.
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>>87513126
And what happens when they don't have a kryptonite spear forged by the Battest of Asses when he revives?
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>>87512992
Vision would tank his punches or simply rip out his brain.
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>>87512649
>a single DC character could take down an entire Marvel team
DC characters are hilariously overpowered.
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>>87513126
>Mind controlling a mindless beast lol

Vision won't be able to do anything when phasing through him, doomsday would fry him with his blast
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>>87512610
When will marvel babies stop being triggered by actual stakes and destruction?
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>>87513160
I don't think Marvelfags realize movies =/= comics. They just don't understand that these MCU characters have been toned down to such a point where the debates that could be had with comic characters really can't take place anymore.
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>>87513158
if power levels were all that mattered
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>>87512750
Alright but how do you explain how shit the mcu villains are?
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>>87512610
>AoU: Make it a point to save most of the Sokovia population before finishing off Ultron

One of the biggest mistakes in AoU.
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>>87513160
Yeah, that'll just make it easier.

Failing that, he'll eventually run afoul of the sorcerers that can punt him into an alternate dimension or the ghouls that can kill him with a touch.

Hell, Thor can just Bifrost him away if he can hold him in one place.
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>>87513126
>>87513146

Doomsday can heal you know?
And his energy blast would kill everyone except hulk.

It's also an emp which would burn vision's circuits, he's still a robot. The gems aren't invincible too, one punch to the forehead and vision is dead.
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>>87513183
>debates
Exactly, the characters are watered down as fuck. Thor could have taken down ultron by himself if he were comic book accurate.

Thor was bleeding because a builder was thrown at him


Vision and ultron are supposed to be super durable too, yet ultrons metal was melted by iron mans repulasrs.
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>>87513199
>Posting a gif and not the webm
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>>87512610
>the mcu has effectively killed any tension to be had.
>this is good somehow.
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>>87512750

>I AM BLEEDING, MAKING ME THE WINNER!
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>>87513201
>Doomsday can heal you know?
Not very well. He didn't grow a hand back after Wonder Woman cut it off, he just got a weird long pokey bone. Do enough damage to him like that and he'd be too much of a mess to continue.
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>>87513201
He couldn't even survive a Kryptonite spear despite only being half-Kryptonian.

Then there's always this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMoyynvefNs
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>>87513252
Yeah, like using a bomb....
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>>87513230
>Thor could have taken down ultron by himself if he were comic book accurate.
Then Thor is overpowered. Ultron is supposed to be a challenge to an entire team of superheroes, but if only a single guy on the team can do it himself then what's the fucking point?
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>>87512610
This honestly sounds like Marvel wants it's cake and eat it too.
>we want the special effect destructo scenes but we don't want to face any consequences.
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>>87513199
Daily reminder that it takes Thor 10 minutes to activate the bifrost

Also, ghost rider take on this guy?
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>>87512736
luthor
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>>87513257
>100% zod
>100% kryptonian DNA
>Vulnerable to Kryptonite


>He couldn't even survive a Kryptonite spear despite only being half-Kryptonian.


What the fuck are you saying?
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Enchantress would could all of them. Her power is literally unmatched
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>>87513160
>>87513146
>>87513126
>>87513089
>movie bait thread turns into babby's first power level pissing contest
None of them would win because they're fictional characters and they are not real. Fuck off to reddit if you want to argue in circles about how Goku could beat Superman
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>>87513353
>reddit
Who would win in a fight arguments are a time honored tradition and have been part of /co/ since the very beginning.
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>>87513269
...It's a movie. They can have as much fucking cake as they can write into the script.
The idea is that these heroes are still people with some respect for human life so they do the things that makes them heroic. Saving people.
As opposed to DC's angry gods.

And the stakes are never really hypothetical civilian lives but the struggle you witness. In AoU, evacuation defined the stakes. They had to fight back murder robots, get the Sokovians out and keep that city from falling down.
It wasn't like "Good thing nobody's here to get hurt.".
In Ant-Man, the fight in the tiny room needed no stakes higher than his child being in danger. And the micro-carnage was still impressive because the perspective makes you forget how small that shit is.
They work around lazy desert arenas and unheroically slaughtered people.
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>>87513417
took the words right out of me
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>>87513417
meanwhile

bat of murder
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>be DC Master Race
>make shit movies
>They sell as much as Marvel's best
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>>87513189

>no trabuuu

hahahahahahahaha
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>>87512610
Will Marvel ever have a word of consequences?
>>87513042
Better hated then boring
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>>87513417
>it's a movie.
Yeah and it's supposed to have consequences. If there are no stakes then having these big cgi throwdowns is nothing but a waste of time and effort.
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>>87512610
>Ant-Man: Takes the piss out of super saiyan-esque Matrix fight scenes by having this floaty final battle with mass destruction and super strength happening in a child's play set
How exactly were they taking the piss out of, y'know, exciting fight scenes by having one?
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>>87513351
Well to be fair she's the only magic character in the DCEU seen thus far.
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>>87513337
I agree with you but Luthor's blood was partially the key to Doomsday's birth.
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>>87513417
But there is no weight to it, like who cares if Captain america saves a movie extra when we know that the extra was never in any real danger?
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>>87513595
>Wonder Woman
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>>87512736
Because they aren't trying to make super memorable villains, these are mostly episodic building blocks.

People remember Loki and winter soldier that's the only thing they were counting on.
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>>87513417
Marvel's treatment of civilian casualties and collateral damage is childish and naive. I'd rather the movies keep it straight with us just how taxing these battles can be.

Look at this, 74 people died in Avengers 1. Full scale alien invasion and less than 100 people were horribly affected. That's bullshit.
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>>87513269
The guy isn't just a Doctor he's a fucking surgeon.

I can't believe the brilliance that's glossed over in having the surgeon who lost his ability to operate, then put a destroyed city back together before fighting the final villain without hurting anyone. It's literally the complete pottery wheel that we all look for in a single film.

the movie wasn't perfect but it was definitely top 3 MCU films in my opinion. I personally don't like some of the pop-culture jokes but I can't hate a movie for jokes that people laughed at in my theater.
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>>87513417
Those angry gods are way more relatable than any of these mcu cunts.
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>>87513560
Showing you don't need mass destruction or impressive feats of power/strength in order to have an exciting battle
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>>87513257
>That scene
Oh fucks for making me angry again anon. You just reminded of when the audience laughed at that moment when he gets shot at the screen I was in.
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>>87513748
>the movie wasn't perfect but it was definitely top 3 MCU films in my opinion
You know, we all have opinions dude. But that's just ridiculous.
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>>87512736
Hey, Tony Stark is a great villain.
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>>87513708
Marvel is honestly the most inconsistent cinematic universe of all time
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>>87513708
Or maybe Marvel heroes are actually better at being heroes
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>>87512610
The Ant-Man thing was pretty darn funny, but predictable.
Still, best way they they could do.

>>87512649
Zod might've been powerful but surely he wasn't the smartest around. Why did he Krypton-formed Earth instead of, say, Mars or Moon? That being said, why didn't Sup tried reasoning with him to go to Mars?
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>>87513854
I doubt that.
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>>87512610
I can't be the first one to suggest that Disney is only trying to make the MCU more kid-friendly without alienating older viewers? Because Disney's comfort zone is making movies that kids can watch, but adults still want to see?
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>>87513351
>>87513595
Enchantress, I've come to bargain.

Then Incubus just betrays her to make it fucking stop.
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>People crying under rubble
>Dude Shwarma Lol


This is the cringiest MCU scene
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>>87513708
>>87513444
>>87513755
It's uninhabited!
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>>87513854
>>87513708
On your average day more then 100 people die per day in New York
>>87513876
>let us share a succubus
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>>87513874
>Adults still wanna see

No lol. The only adults that pay for marvel films are the parents of their 8 year old.
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>>87513860
Don't be retarded, earth was their habitable zone. Mars doesn't have the resources earth does
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>>87513860
>why didn't he krypto-formed the moon or mars
Why would he?
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>>87513886
I want a superhero movie where 100% of the time they're digging people out of rubble and nothing else.
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>>87513860
>Zod might've been powerful but surely he wasn't the smartest around

He was also a little bitch that couldn't beat Jor-El in a fair fight and whose coup was gutted shortly after it begun.
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>>87513417
>In AoU, evacuation defined the stakes.

Which there were none after that cheesy dog scene.
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>>87513864
In comics DC has the better heroes.

In the movies Marvel's heroes (so far) have been more heroic the DC heroes.
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>>87513954
Have they tho?
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>>87513927
Maybe I didn't pay too much attention to that part, but what were the resources bad Kryptonians needed to Krypton-form Mars into Krypton 2.0 as to avoid mass genocide and live happily ever after?
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>has the power to never get shot
>gets shot

AHAHAHAHAAHA
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>>87512610
>When will Marvel stop picking on Man of Steel?
More like, when will Marvel have some actual stakes and not play itself like an 80s Saturday morning cartoon.

Not even surgery tools are as sanitized as the MCU.
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>>87513981
>avoid mass genocide
Why would the kryptonians waste resources on that? Killing off the natives is no problem for zod.
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Reminder that all the problems in the DCEU have been caused by Superman and Krypton, we wouldn't need saving without him.
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>>87514101
Reminder that Aquaman and WW are going to face danger before the Krypton invasion, reminder that Darkseid is coming regardless
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>>87513809
In my theater the audience gasped on that scene.

That reminds me about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYUFx_Ltjn8
I think even Pixels audience heard us
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>>87513042
>>87513483
The strong positive feelings emitted by the fans of the DCEU greatly outweighs both the hate and the neutral feelings towards the MCU.
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>>87513954
Batman saved billions by leading Doomsday to an abandoned pier. He is the most efficient hero in history.
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>>87514568
So there are billions people in Metropolis?
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>>87514590
There are billions of people on Earth. Doomsday is a planetary threat that can't even be stopped by nukes.
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>>87513353
ALL I'M SAYING
IS WHAT IF GOKU HAD A GUN
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>>87514610
>Batman saved billions by leading Doomsday to an abandoned pier.
>Doomsday is a planetary threat

No anon, he saved millions by leading him to pier.
And then he saved billions by defeating him.

That how it works.
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>>87512992

This is so embarrasingly bad I find it hard that DCucks can justify it. Marlel fight scenes are predictable, dull, and boring but this looks like someone took the flashiest scene from Naruto and adapted it.
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>>87514686
Western media is generally really bad at choreography. I don't understand it.
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>>87512610
>AoU: Make it a point to save most of the Sokovia population before finishing off Ultron

Cap did, you forget Tony was ready to drop the whole nation with people in it just to get rid of Ultron and Widow was on board with it.

Cap insisted on evacuating before they did that and if it wasn't for him all those peoplr would have died.
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>>87514686
Western media is for adult people, they care about substance.

Only kids want to see long and drawn out battles, adults want brevity and impact on the story.

it's the same difference between the lightsaber fights in the OT and the ones in the Prequels
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>>87514768
Then why the fuck is every Western action scene sinve the turn of the millenium a drawn out sequence of BOOM BOOM BOOM SHAKY CAM LOUD NOISES JUMP CUT JUMP CUT? They can't hold a fucking shot for twenty seconds, it's like they have ADD.
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>>87514768
But most Hollywood movies are like the Prequels, not the trilogy.
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>>87514829
>>87514860
that's because they stopped making movies for adults and only make things for plebs like capeshit movie and other TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF garbage
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>>87513905
>>87513708

I know it's tradition here to bitch about movies without actually watching them, but the 74 is the number killed by the Avengers knocking shit down.
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>>87514911
>Star Wars
>"for adults"
Star Wars was always a family franchise with stupid writing.

It didn't get dumber; they just made worse movies.
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>>87512610
>Marvel: Nothing bad ever happens, the heroes always save everybody and if they don't it's just to build suspense for when they fix everything with literal magic.

Ha ha wow how can DC ever recover?
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>>87514686
Calling it bad won't make it so. It was a great scene.

>>87514829
It's especially bad in Batman Begins. Almost all of them do it except Snyder, which is why I like his fights the best.
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>>87514686
>like someone took the flashiest scene from Naruto and adapted it

I don't understand. Is this supposed to be a bad thing?

>flashiest
Is your complaint seriously about how a fight between two superhumans is over the top?
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>>87514177
Oh, Darkseid?
You know, Darkseid?
Who's coming because Lex accidentally made contact with Steppenwolf because of, uh-
A Kryptonian ship?
Please fuck off?
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>>87514911
>is on /co/
>complains about capeshit

Nigga, eat several chodes please
Starting with mine
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>>87515156
>I don't understand. Is this supposed to be a bad thing?
Not him but the Gaara vs Rock fight scene being so good just highlights everything bad about Naruto even more.

>Rock Lee never winning a fight because all the messages about "working hard" and overcoming your circumstances and limitations were forgotten in favor of seeing who won the genetic lottery

It hurts.
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>>87515010
A family franchise for the 70s early 80s is not the same as today after the incessant infantilization society suffered through the 90s and 00s
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>>87515287
pls eat Lars Von Trier's chode
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>>87515156
He said flashiest scene, not best. As in, the times where the fight choreography is shit and everyone is covered in special effects like energy and intense motion lines.

Lee v Gaara is a good action scene. Stuff like the fox vs Orochimaru is "spectacle > substance" horseshit.
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>>87515276
The moral of the show/comic really is just 'have good parentage,' fuckin wack
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>>87513646
thats actually the most retarded thing I read all day

congrats, that took the cake,

Might as well complain that superman was never at risk because he's an actor so the stakes are zero
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>>87512801
Ther technology involved jumping in and out of the phantom zone.
The scientists would figure it out if they still have their tech.
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>>87515419
>uses the word 'if'
>still treats it as a possibility

listen to yourself, anon
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>>87512804
Hulk can't fly so he just gets punched away or hear visioned from a distance.

Thor and Vision aren't fast enough and eventually would be surprised and taken down.
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>>87512649
Superman had to fight 4 guys weaker than himself with the aid of the us military. Every marvel villian, except loki, is at least stronger than the hero and is defeated with wits and guts
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>>87515451

Zod was never that proactive, dumbass.
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>created to be the perfect Kryptonian soldier
>gets defeated by a scientist
>gets outsmarted by humans
>people still take this movie seriously
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>>87513353
Why are you acting like this something new?
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>>87512894
He clearly had a sort of cosmic flame coming off him in the film, you can even see it in the bottom right corner. He also has a full body, you see his arms and stuff if you watch the movie
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>>87515482

The point is that they were sort of missing the point with dividing their society into cloned guilds
Who knows what Krypton's standards for a 'perfect soldier' are?
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>>87512906
>The armor was the main source of the Kryptonians' powers
Says who?
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>>87513132
Hulk gets really really really mad and kills him I guess

Or Strange banishes him into the Mirror Dimension
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>>87513201
>And his energy blast would kill everyone except hulk.
Throw him into outer space, problem solved.
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>>87515276
The fight works so well because of contrast and playing on uncommon but likable standbys. It's the immortal "wall" fight, a passionate skilled fighter versus a detatched, gifted sentinel. Fights like these work because they play on expectation and have built-in counters.

Problem is that Kishimoto is uncreative and only had a couple classic gimmicks down pat (acrobatics, "the wall", illusions, and fisticuffs). Gaara v Lee was just a refined repeat of when these elements appeared in Haku and Zabuza's arc, and the second he gave Naruto and Sasuke unique finishing moves that weren't connected to their pre-existing skillset the series was fucked.

Still butthurt that Lee's moment of triumph was stolen by Guy because Lee is too popular to kill...and Guy survived anyway.
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>>87512694
Superman returns was boring as fuck and basically a carbon copy of the Donner Superman with none of the charm. There is a reason that movie failed. MOS was better. I liked how Superman actually fought other superpowered beings as opposed to getting his shit pushed in by Kumar and friends.
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>>87515156
>I don't understand. Is this supposed to be a bad thing?
We "mature" audiences don't care about things that look "cool." We are too sophisticated for that. Instead, why not have some quips?
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>>87514568
GOTG saved entire planets.

Thor stoped planetary extinction and galaxy destruction.
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>>87515551
Faora, Nam-Ek, and the others? Did you even watch the movie?
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>>87515783
How many died during that though?
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>>87515783
>"I'm NEVER gettin' laid"
well maybe if raven weren't such a fucking grump 10000% of the time then people might notice your ample gams once in a while for fuck's sake
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>>87515817
Nam-Ek never said anything, though. Unless you count "HUURRAACK, HURRR, HUUAA, UUAAAUUAAUAGH" as speech.
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>>87515837
Probably some ice giants when Loki started destroying his planet.

And most of the race of dark elfs.
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>>87515873
Not through words but actions. Man no wonder it's so tough for people to understand. Use your powers of reason to realize that they had abilities because they were enhanced by the armor.
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>>87515850
Then is why rape exists

So that people who all grumpy all the time can get some but should she be grumpy during rape then she is beyond saving
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>>87515910
>"Then is why rape exists"
Nigga are you Scandinavian? What is with that grammar?
What are you trying to tell me, boy?
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>>87515960
>What is with that grammar
That grammar is the result of someone not paying close attention to what is being typed.

But what I'm saying is that if Raven wants to get laid then rape is her best option
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>>87515896
I thought the whole thing was that they were wearing those suits to keep their senses from being overloaded? Not to give them their enhanced speed and strength?
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>>87516001
Well, that or at least be a little friendlier every once in a while.
We ain't all book dragon wizard niggas if you catch my drift
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>>87515525

>We designed our soldiers wrong intentionally, as a joke!
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>>87516089
Nice MST3K tier bantz. Even if you've contradicted me, I can appreciate good bantz. Well done.
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>>87515235
And now in Man of Steel 2 I bet Brainiac will come to earth because he senses Krypton Wifi from the spaceship.
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>>87516165
Hell, if that's what it takes to get Darkseid to come over, I can't imagine how disappointing the reason would be for Brainiac to come to Earth.
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>>87515235
Like how Tony created Ultron?
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>>87516276
Kinda, yeah. I think.
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>>87516327
So what's your point? The hero creating the villain is a common trope.
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>>87513708
>Look at this, 74 people died in Avengers 1. Full scale alien invasion and less than 100 people were horribly affected.

That's 74 dead. There's probably 10x that injured severely, and another 10x that with minor stuff like broken limbs, cracked ribs, etc.

That low number isn't actually that bad. The Chitauri turned their attention to the Avengers once they jumped in. Not all falling debris has to land on someone. We saw Cap save a room full of people + the emergency services were there on hand pretty quick. The biggest loss of life was the Space Worm crashing into the train station? - I could imagine a few dozen getting outright squished because of that.

It's not like they had two superpowered flying-missile-like dipshits crashing into and leaving huge tunnels through buildings in an orgy of destruction.
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>>87516343
Superman's presence is not an example of the hero creating the villain. This is not a 'mistake' that Superman has to own up to, since he had no say in the matter.
The fact of the matter is, Superman's presence has directly led to the Phantom Zone criminals' attack and the creation of Doomsday and the coming of Darkseid and his New Gods.
Yeah-
Earth has SUFFERED from having SUPERMAN.
That's not a good message.
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>>87516472
And Earth has suffered because of Tony Stark

Nobody is perfect
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>>87516910
You're missing the point.
MCU Tony Stark, has made mistakes.
DCEU Superman causes horrible problems just by being where he is.
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>>87512707

Snyder was picked by Nolan himself.
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>>87516472

Isn't the same in the comics?

Lex became a madman because of Superman flying around Metropolis.
Lex created a bunch of creatures to take down Superman.
Brainiac came to Earth because of the last Kryptonian being on it.
The Phantom Zone's criminals escaped their prison because of Superman.

It's the same deal in the comics.
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>>87517420
That's not entirely true.
But even so.
What's your point?
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>>87513303
>I KILL MY FAMILY, IT WAS MY FAULT, IM BAAAAD
Do you even know how penance stare work?
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>>87512610
Dr. Strange is getting 85Mil in its opening weekend. All the DC people saying "It's just superhero movie fatigue" are BTFO.
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>>87512694
> xmen back with marvel
> best timeline

do they pay you in Disney dollars?
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>>87513684
N-no you see it was totally part of the plan to make all of the villains forgettable, the plots interchangeable, and the movies all the same...
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>>87512610

I remember discussing a lot with superman-fags and how they claimed he is not a failed concept of being a godly almost perfect figure yet somehow inspiring for the far from perfect man, how he is just a regular guy from Kansas yet he isn't even allowed to say fuck(there was even a thread about that) or curse at all and he is or should be jesus levels of altruistic yet the comparations are just wrong.

Then the day came when CW superman appeared for the first time, it was cheesy, campy garbage like the rest of the show yet superman-fags were celebrating him like the greatest thing ever.

I feel tired.
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>Earth didn't get devoured by an extradimensional horror! Fucking disney playing it safe an being cliche!

I can't believe we've fallen so far that we're arguing in favor of superheroes being colossal fuck ups that let the world get destroyed rather than risk liking something popular.
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>>87512736
Because you don't want to remember them. Just like how Marvel movies have no memorable music. If you remembered them you;d become a "shill" and stop being a hipster.
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>>87513183
>the debates that could be had with comic characters

Imagine actually caring about "who would win in a fight" threads.
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>>87518628
Part of the pain of being a Superman fan is having to deal with other Superman fans.
I'm sorry, anon.
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>>87512956
So are you not counting the 15+ people that Batman kills? Or the fact that Bats did nothing for 2 years? He couldn't even figure out who Superman was despite Lois and Lex (who is a retard) figuring it out. I mean Superman is constantly intervening to save Lois, she went up to the Kryptonian spaceship, she made out with him in the rubble of Metropolis, was saved by Superman in the desert and lives with a big guy with black hair, who appeared in Metropolis around the same time as Superman, who wandered the Earth for years and got a job at the Daily Planet with no experience. It isn't rocket science.
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>>87513459
What movie is that? Iron Man 3 made more than a film featuring Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman.

Objectively, MCU Iron Man is a bigger character than DCEU Supes, Bats and WW put together.
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>>87512992
>over the top and flashy
>people don't like it and have the gall to say DC is ashamed of the source
>meanwhile they praise Marvel and their Raid copy paste choreography
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>>87519969
You don't get it anon Batman just wasn't looking he was too mad to act smart and he didn't care.
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>>87520155
>over the top and flashy
And completely weightless.
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>>87520117
>RDJ is a bigger character than DCEU Supes, Bats and WW put together
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>>87512610
>Make it a point to save most of the Sokovia population before finishing off Ultron
>We're actually going to take ourselves to task for where to go when it comes to collateral damage.

This did seem like an about face, first they minimised the casualties so they couldn't be tarred with the same brush as MoS, then when they found out BvS was gonna be about the consequences of the damages they decided to make Civil War about that too even though it makes no sense. I thought the Avengers were perfect heroes and no one died?
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>>87512610
The extent to which they showed saving civilians in AoU almost felt like it was a direct response to the criticisms MoS got.
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>>87520346
Seemed pretty craven and dumb.
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>>87515467

Zod, Faora and the tall one were not weaker than Superman...
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>>87520880

Superman is my favourite DC and War Machine is my favourite Marvel

POTTERY
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>>87520316
>This did seem like an about face, first they minimised the casualties so they couldn't be tarred with the same brush as MoS
That only seems like an about face because you want it to. They did the same "How can we mitigate the damage" stuff in Avengers. Literally all of Cap's whole planning bit in Avengers 1 was "how can we evacuate civilians and keep focus on us rather than them"

Fucking console war shitbags keep trying to rewrite history.
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>>87512924
Just wait till you see Bay utterly ruin Unicron.
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>>87513848
Gee, no way more people could have died after >>87513708
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A lot of millions are big numbers for me, what are big numbers for opening Superhero movies?
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