Homestuck

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We liked him back when he might have been something.

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>>87512528
I love Meenah!

...or do you mean Karkat?
He was funny in act 5, especially act 5 act 1.

CG: ANYWAY, PRESS YOUR NOSE AGAINST YOUR SLOBBERY SCREEN AND TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
GC: SM3LLS PR3TTY T3RR1BL3!
CG: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU JUST TOOK A HARD DRAG OF MY LOAD GAPER WHICH FOR SOME REASON I HAVE DISCOVERED OUTSIDE ON THIS LITTLE ISLAND.
GC: YOU M34N YOUR TO1L3T?
CG: WELL OOH LA LA.
CG: EXCUSE MY DISDAIN FOR YOUR BLUE BLOODED VERNACULAR.

Remains one of my favorite exchanges of the comic.

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>>87512528
>Do people actually like this character?
You're stepping into a area you DON"T want to step in friend.

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>>87512604

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC6vcsdd7LY&t

>>87512528
this >>87512604

>>87512685
Fast as always. Who's the artist who drew this? I forgot.

>>87512677
Why cant people draw Daves hair correctly

>>87512737
I think it was xamag iirc

>>87512528
why do this?
why just pretend to be asking a question when you make the OP, i don't know if you're obsessed with karkat or trolling the anons who are but like, just make a normal thread

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>>87512767
Because they don't realize his hair is a bird

>>87512685
Precious!

>>87512528
Meenah's like "this nigga's retarded lmao".

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>pic related is Rose

>>87512889
I want to FUCK the mom.

>>87512528

>Pictured: Every character that went nowhere in Homestuck

>>87512864
Because "generals" are banned and these are easy to think up, I guess.

>>87513174
It looks like Rose but thiccer.

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Now I give you the ultimate card. You have to be careful, this one is banned from tournaments for obvious reasons.

>>87513280
Literally who?

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>>87513242

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>>87513296
Take a guess

>>87513309
Oh, shit. Kill it with fire. Or make it rape Karkat. Either one.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4PGtWuQtMM

HELL
FUCKING
YES

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>>87513325

>>87513423
> high quailty rips not included
what did he mean by this?

>>87513457
Fantastic.

>>87513309
>no ruby red lips

>>87513423
>trying to raise $5000 in one month

Guys, what was the name of the orchestral version of "Homestuck Anthem"? It's got the same theme but it's not electronic.

>>87513919
Homestuck?

>>87513930
Shit, that was obvious in retrospect. Thanks a million.

>>87513174
Where's PM?

>>87512889
But Sasuke's hair is also a bird and people draw that shit right.

>>87514562
The naruto guy didn't say that the Narutos could be anything, including fat pink whatevers.
But we don't know if they draw it right anyway, there's probably tons of black Sasukes out there.

>>87514661
Not as many black Sasukes as black Daves, I know that.

>honey select looks great considering from all pictures
okay why not download t-
>4.4GB (http://pastebin.com/eVxxcZsb)
jesus christ there's no way I will be able to download something like that. Downloading ~1.4GB ROM takes me like 6-7 hours, for refernece.

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>>87514866
I had a 1.5mb/s connection, still managed

HOW DO I

>>87515124
MAKE SBURB A REALITY

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>>87512604
first post best post, always

>>87514906
kek
but that dave always looks a little weird to me, i think it's something to do with the sunglasses and his face shape.
kind of reminds me of that one illuminati teacher from TSW.

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>>87515209
There just are no aviators.

>>87515242
>dreamworks face

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>>87515355
Turns out Dave's suit doesn't have a seat bottom

Anyone save any of the Honey Select cards from yesterday?

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>>87515418
Which ones

>>87515441
Any many as I can get, but I'm looking for Kanaya specifically. really

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>>87515468
don't got it

>>87515480
Damn. Have any Jades?

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>>87515508
All of them, which Jade you want senpai

>>87515508
>Have any Jades?
How new can you be?

>>87515593
All of the Jades. All of them.

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>>87515665
Here's submissive Jade

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>>87515733
Here's daveslut Jade

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>>87515758
Here's standard issue Jade

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>>87515786
Here's embarrassed Jade

>>87515758
>dark jade
>daveslut

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>>87515848
It's tan Jade

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>>87515881
Anyway that's all the Jades I made.

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>>87515980
why is dave dressed as a bunny
also i can't believe there isn't any art of that troll, porn or not

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>>87516030
>porn or not
I did a porn comic of her though
And Dave is a bunny because sometimes he wants to be.

>check unused beta elements for homestuck
>all those unused karkat dialogue ranting about inane things
>there was a cut storyline of him joining Caliborn and he had to fight John

Man, I wish Hussie didn't rush Homestuck.

Have these threads just become places to post borderline porn?

>>87516295
yes

>>87516250
Wait, what?

>>87516324
Thanks. I won't come back.

>>87516350
Good riddance.

>tfw cohen will write the epilogue
>shelby and papers will do the art
>tfw when hussie said he was "making notes here and there" about the epilogue he meant it literally
>he's just going to give the notes to them and let them do whatever they want
>homestuck is literally fanfiction now
>i want to die
>i want to die
>i want to die

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>>87516295
N-no?

>>87516055
i meant more in the drawn sense
but all the honey select stuff is neat, too. i still can't get over dave's weird, kind of gaunt face though.

>>87516393
Homestuck Fix Fic when?

The original original timeline is still unexplored. 10 year old and 13 year old are different enough.

>>87516447
There's already some, and they have a lot of momentum:
> Act 8 or Double-Death Of The Author
> Act Omega
> Cool And New Web Comic

>>87516393
Oh boy, which cock is Karkat going to suck? Dave's or Dave and Jade's?

>>87516393
Oh come on friend, if you were to die, how could you spread your pain to the world? That's presumably what keeps Hussie going.

>>87516478
All of which manage to be substantially worse.

>>87516516
rose, get off the computer

>>87515980
Thanks anon!

>>87516517
That's the worst thing. No matter how bad Homestuck got, every other attempt at it is worse.

So will the 11th really have an update?

You think there will be any topical reference to the election?

>>87516645
oh god NO

>>87516645
Cohen isn't doing it, and Hussie does actually have more sense then to get political.

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No Closure
No Closure
No Closure for you

No Closure
No Closure
No Closure for me

>>87516344
It was a joke

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>>87516789

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>>87516857
If only that actually applied to Hussie.

>>87516724
>hussie has more sense than to get political
hahaha he hasnt seen the video
its ok anon, i couldnt watch it either

>>87516478
>act 8/omega
>cool and new web comic
8 and omega are continuuations/alternate endings

I am talking about redone from scratch. All the way to "What will the name of this young man be?"

John and Kanaya make a cute couple

>>87516789
I'm not usually a "shipper" but handling the big long Karkat and Terezi thing but just unwriting it was such a fucking travesty. Even the parts of it that were fucking insufferable only got worse because it was now for absolutely nothing and served no purpose other than wasting the reader's time.

>>87516955
Why would anyone waste time with rewriting and redrawing the parts that were fine? I'd rather have a rewrite starting from Act 5 or post-Cascade.

>>87517010
The same applies to everything else that was bad about the story before the retcon: the fix was worse than the problem by far, and made the problem worse by making it happen for nothing.

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>kills off characters because he got tired of their quirk and finding puns for them

You could, you know, have made them grow as characters and stop doing that. Give them a thing to do. Instead of killing them off.

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>>87517010
I never got bothered by the Karkat and Terezi stuff.

>>87517107
Vriska is the key to all this

>>87512646
Karkat dialogue was easily the most consistently funny of any character.
Only Dave counter-trolling Tavros has ever made me laugh harder.

>>87517107
that's a good point, for all the supposed themes of maturing and not one of the trolls stops using their quirk

>>87516923
if you cant handle me at my eridan ampora, then you dont de2erve me at my sollux captor

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Kangaroo Ram girl was best

Fish Girl followed by Sollux are second best

>>87517107
But without her quirk she is useless

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You know, I'm actually surprised that Hussie did kill Nepeta off since she was such a popular character.

Ripe to have money made off her.

>>87517237
>Ripe to have money made off her.
yeah man all those nepeta fans that exist, just clamoring for merch

>>87517237
Because he likes to piss people off

Thats his entire thing

>>87516517
I always hear people complain about Double Death but only really about the art, which I'll agree is pretty lousy. But what about the actual writing? I think it's a lot better at actually handling and wrapping up all the loose ends so far as well as developing characters.
Can anyone explain what exactly they don't like plotwise with DDOTA?

>>87517107
wait, is that really why feferi and nepeta were bumped off and never spoke again?
please tell me you're rusing

>>87517237
>money
ks campaign for nepetaquest 2017 when?

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>>87517280
At that point when she wasn't DAOOTS.

>>87517107
Nothing wrong with killing characters when they've outlived their usefulness. Especially when the cast is too large.

>>87517301
Oh, I'm not sure myself. It might be on the old formspring questions. Maybe my mind is just playing tricks on me.

>>87517292
It's not funny, it's overly melodramatic, the pacing is more jank than Homestuck, and everyone is OOC.

>>87517307
Everything wrong when you never did anything with them.

>cast is too large
A competent writer can handle such things.

>>87517301
Feferi had no character

>>87517373
Not everyone is a main character.

>>87517373
How about 100?

>>87517391
And not half of all of them so minor to be simply discarded

>>87517402
How about not being hyperbolic?

>>87517430
Characters are to be discarded whenever it serves the story, that is their purpose.

>>87517373
>competent writer
How about naming one?

Hard Mode: Name either a webcomic or a videogame (since Sburb is technically one).

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>>87517307
>kill off four characters
>proceed to introduce seventeen more
i don't think it was about the cast
oh wait, make that nineteen, i forgot about calliope and caliborn. does lord english count too? his existence was kind of hinted at but he was never properly seen until the end of act 5

so twenty new characters, approximately

>>87517430
the shitposter actually has a point, 100 isn't too far off the mark.
the cast of homestuck is a fucking mess
you have at least 8 'main' characters just with the kids and their patron trolls, and an additional 12 or so with the rest of the trolls and the exiles, three villains (noir, the condesce and english) and one half-villain (gamzee) and later the previously-mentioned twenty fucking additional characters, at least four of which become main characters themselves and one of which becomes a short-lived fourth villain (aranea).
oh yeah, there's also the four (eight?) guardians and by extension the sprites, of which three stick around
also noir's role is later separated across three different noirs because why the fuck not

i haven't mentioned timeline/ghost duplicates or hussie's weird self inserts yet because that's probably cheating

i'm not sure what's more numerous - dead daves or members of the bloated cast

Vriska had a hard life

>>87517674
Vriska made her life harder at every juncture

>>87517758
Giant Spider monsters aren't known for imparting valuable life lessons.

>>87517640
I will always maintain that adding dancestors was a terrible idea if only because it filled the dreambubbles and ghost army with a bunch of characters no one gives a shit about

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>>87517640
shit i forgot about doc scratch
the characters pile doesn't stop from being taller

while i'm posting this i may as well mention the previous comic, problem sleuth
now it's been a while so i don't remember too much, but
three main characters, one villain, and four genderbent alternates
one god version, and the time duplicates

i think that's about all?
what the fuck.

Official Hussie Favorites Tier List

Top Tier

John
Caliborn
Dave
Roxy
Terezi

Hussie's "Used to be good, but got shelved" Tier

Rose
Kanaya
Dirk

Hussie's Jade Tier

Jade

Hussie's failed creations Tier

Jake
Jane
Calliope

Hussie's meme characters Tier

Karkat
Vriska
The other Trolls

>>87517813
There were also the olde tyme gentlemen, the whores, the weasel king, and DMK.

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>>87517852
>jade
>not 'leper tier'

>>87517813
>forgetting the 4 questing heros
RTFC

>>87517813
Full cast:
- Betas (Four)
- Alphas (Four)
- A-Trolls (Twelve)
- B-Trolls (Twelve)
- Cherubs (Two)
- Guardians (Ten)
- Troll Lusii (Twelve)
- A-Ancestors (Twelve)
- Cherub Parents (Two)
- Sprites (At least eight)
- Exiles (Seven)
- Important Carapacians (At least... 10?)
- LE's troupe (17)
- Meta people (4)
- Eldritch forces (Furthest Ring Gods, Skaia, possibly Paradox space itself)
- Denizens (at least... 8)
- Robots (4)
- Animals (Shitton of; Casey and Serenity among the important ones)
- Other people (Sassacre, fedorafreak, fieri, the presidents and two fan trolls)
- SBAHJ characters (8)

I've counted at least 148. Not all of them are important to the story, but still.

>>87518090
wait make that 147, maybe 135 because condy is also an ancestor.

What are some good classpect tests?
Oh, and could someone post that one test that one Anon made?

>>87518090
>- Meta people (4)
Who's that?

>>87517402
>>87517430
>>87518090
Looks like I was right

>>87518517
Hussie, Ms. Paint, MSPA Reader and the Wolf Head.

Yes, Wolf Head counts as it appeared along other characters during Hussie's "KILL OFF EVERYBODY" spree

>>87517154
>Gamzee was the only one capable of not using his quirk for a period of time
Truly he was The Mirthful Messiahs

>>87517107
>>87517237
Nepeta was a joke.

>>87518706
And your existence is a joke.

>>87518734
>Getting this mad over Nepeta.
Nerd.

>>87517799
Isn't that a good thing?

>>87516303
>Step one: Act retarded.

>>87518788
no, because it means there's no reason to care about lord english destroying the bubbles

>>87518850
Well, reasonably, there would be no reason to care anyway.

>>87518865
I cared when Dave and Rose had the 'Am I asleep or dead Dave' conversation and the time Dave had to confront Bro's corpse.
The dreambubbles were a great narrative tool that he fucked up completely

>>87518755
Listen here, I will fucking end you if I ever find out who you are, do you understand me?

>>87518788
about as good as the horrorterrors being forgotten entirely and vanishing into being less than the background
so no, not really.

>>87518889
But these are like a trillion holocausts at once. It's impossible to care for that many dead Daves.
>>87518900
Horrorterrors are completely different. That was awful.

>>87518889
>'Am I asleep or dead Dave' conversation
I don't remember this one at all.

>>87518899
Are you OK, buddy? I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings with that Nepeta comment. Just relax.

>>87518374
>kanaya_crosseyed.png

>>87518706
Yeah, but she was a fun joke, and Hussie hadn't even remotely scratched past the surface of her and Equius' comedic potential.

>>87518974
>remotely scratched past the surface of her and Equius' comedic potential
What was that?

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>>87518922
I can't find the page itself, but I've got this.
When they argue over the suicide mission before cascade

>>87518993
I don't get it.

>>87519020
RTFC

>>87519057
It's been awhile, Anon. Just explain it.

>>87518993
Got it
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005780

>>87519065
>>87519070
Nevermind, thanks, other Anon.

>>87519124
You were Eridan all along? This explains the white-knighting for Nepeta. Man, Eridan had some shit tastes.

>>87519070
>TG: no look
>TG: i just want your professional take on how many things in my dream symbolize dicks
>TT: We've already established that all of your dreams are packed with enough homoerotic symbolism to lift Freudian theory from the ashes of discreditation.
>TG: yeah thats a given but i didnt even dream about puppets this time
>TT: Are you serious?
>TT: I'm clearing my schedule. This is a major breakthrough.
I fuckin miss old Huss

>>87519189
>tfw rose will forever be rude lesbian and will never ever be that sassy bitch ever again

>>87519231
She's not even rude. She's lost all adjectives. She is just " a lesbian"

>>87519150
First you insult Nepeta, which is just absolutely disgusting, but something that I can see as an accidental transgression. But now you're insulting Eridan? What the fuck is your major malfunction? You're a failure of a human.

>>87519271
I'm only insulting Eri's taste in women. Eri is a wonderful person. I will only ever insult Eri when in context of Nepeta being shit.

What the fuck is the epilogue going to solve if the Credits pretty much showed everything that led up to the Masterpiece

>>87518985
Nepeta's red crush on Karkat gets mentioned maybe two times in-comic, but they never actually interact beyond her initial introduction chatlog with him.
Karkat just makes an offhand reference to "knowing about it" and avoiding her.

Equius interacting with literally anyone is funny, period.

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>The Terezifags died
>The Aradiafags became ghosts
>The Vriskafags disappeared like Vriska
>The Nepetafags are double dead
>implying the Feferifags even existed
>Only the Kanayafag remains
History continues to repeat itself.

>>87519364
Show what the fuck happened in the Outer Ring at very least.

And if there is a God, explain how it was all part of LE's or Doc's master plan.[spoilers]But there is no God of course.

>>87519381
The eternal vigil of Kanayafag's autism will never relent. It is as timeless as his virginity.

>>87519376
I mean there was that conversation in Alterniabound, but that was basically nothing.

>>87519376
They meet in Karkat: Wake Up or whatever. Plus, it was kind of a one-and-done joke kind of thing.

Equius deserved to live though.

>>87519381
>>87519432
Kanayafag here, not the original one, but his autism is admirable.

>>87519459
"admirable"
That's not the right word.

>>87519364
Davekat

How do you upload shirt images for honey select? I wanna make my own characters.

>>87519459
It is many things. "Admirable" is not one of those things.

At least you don't post about Kanaya having a penis, so you can always hold on to that piece of dignity, slight though it may be.

>>87519341
I take back that failure of a human line then. I deem you worthy of the title "Slightly More Valuable Than Trash". Why, at this rate you may be able to attain the "People Prefer Sitting Next To You Than The Known Child Molester On A Bus" title in a few years!

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>>87519509

>>87519546
Just because I don't like Nepta?

>>87519569
source on the original
>>87519381
>homestuck generals have been banned for over 2 years
w e w

>>87519604
Ryan North's Dinosaur Comics.

They're all edits of that one image.

>>87519590
It's not just disliking Nepeta, it's vocalizing that dislike. Does hating chinks make you a bad person? No, not until you act upon that hate and shove their head into a deep fryer. And this is the exact same, you come into this place of love and peace, smear your feces all over the walls and then ask why you're vilified.

Why were Rose and Kanaya allowed to get married?

>>87519721
I just said she was a joke. No one here likes Nepeta.

>>87519721
Neoeta is an autistic piece of shit that ruined Davesprite. I only wish she double died.

>>87519729
There is no good reason why.

>>87517484
yep

>>87519729
They don't have parents. Nobody but Jane gets parents.

>>87519381
>>87519779
Daily reminder that if you like Kanaya as a character, you're probably autistic.

>>87519729
it's 7012, anon!
7012!

>>87519844
>you're probably autistic
Because...?

>>87519830
Good post.

>>87519753
You call her a joke while responding to a message expressing disappointment that Hussie killed her off so quickly? Maybe you're just projecting, anon.
>>87519754
Don't blame Nepeta, Hussie would've found another way to ruin Davesprite. Maybe he'd fuse her with Feferi or just have him turn gay like other Dave did.

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>>87519841
Actually that's super depressing now that I think about it

>>87519729
Because the power of ship pandering.

>>87519864
Kanayanon is autistic.

>>87519729
Kanaya is the only one there who's murdered someone before, they're all intimidated of her.

>>87519926
>Kanayanon is autistic.
Because...?

>>87519869
It was in bad taste but those are just my honest thoughts, Anon.
>Maybe you're just projecting, anon.
Projecting what? I swear to God, that's become a buzzword.

Why are you so nice to the other Anon?

>>87519864
You probably relate to her lack of defining personality traits and virginal theming.

>>87519951
Why do you think?

>>87519977
Also, some of her traits are being dense and not picking up on social cues which I'm sure a lot of autists can relate too.

>>87519951
Because every thread they post an ungodly number of images no one cares about. All the time, every day.

>>87519977
Kind of true

>>87519984
I don't know

>that one time Hussie made all torture rape fics about Vriska canon
>but replaced Vriska with Karkat

this guy...

>>87520005
>>87520007
This.

>>87519865
Thanks, yours too!

>>87520057
I really like you, Anon.

>>87519962
That projecting statement was referring to the line where you said "No one here likes Nepeta", meant to imply that no one likes you, but that might be too harsh so I apoligize. Secondly, I'm being nice to that anon because they dislike Nepeta because of what happened to Davesprite, which really was a shame for all parties involved.

>>87517082
Could someone explain the retcon thing to me? I read Homestuck but got out of it a few months before this retcon thing happened I think.

Also, I'm thinking about rereading it from the beginning. Does the retcon affect the earlier stuff? Thanks.

>>87520138
Why would you say that, Anon? And that Anon didn't say that was the only reason why he disliked her and mentioned his dislike before the Davesprite incident so you're cyberbullying of me seems even more out of place now.

>>87520149
John saves Vriska from dying, changing everything that happened from that point forward. Aside from killing all development between those two points, making some very major changes off screen that people didn't like, and kind of fucking up the pacing of a comic that already has the worst pacing on the planet, Hussie's writing and art quality take a severe dip from that point onward (likely due to being on hiatus for too long).

It's seen as the moment Homestuck stopped being good by a lot of people in these threads.

And it adds some annoying arms and password pages.

>>87520291
Die.

>>87520259
>It's seen as the moment Homestuck stopped being good by a lot of people in these threads.
This is basically the general opinion.

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>>87520149
john stuck his arm in a magic thing and got unstuck in the timeline or something and warped about a bunch until he managed to start controlling it and learnt that his new timeline stuff isn't subject to the same time loop stuff that ordinary time travel is
everything goes to shit as a natural progression of events unrelated to this, and everybody dies except roxy, terezi, john, and probably like two other shmucks, then terezi figures out a way for john to control his time jumping stuff
she gives him a list of events to go back to and change before she dies, and he leaves with roxy to go do that and change stuff

unfortunately yes, previous panels was affected - hussie edited in a bunch of shitty arms into them from when john stuck his hand in the magic thing, and then added a bunch of oil stains to a bunch of other panels from when he did another thing with his magic retcon powers.
there's also some new >[??????] links on some pages involving terezi, which each lead to a password menu that you learn the passwords for later, and explain how john changed all that junk

the main change is that vriska doesn't die on the asteroid and apparently her mere presence made everything better

retcon explained

>>87520205
I'm saying that because you have quite shitty taste. What you view as bullying is me simply trying to encourage you to improve your taste. And that anon didn't say that it was the only reason they disliked her, but it was the only one they provided, and I provided reasons as to why they shouldn't dislike her for that. You've provided no reason for dislike her other than viewing her as a joke, so there isn't much to reason with.

>>87520259
>>87520353
Wow that sounds fucking retarded.

Thanks for answering, though!

Best Tier
Aradia
Nepeta
Equius

Alright Tier
Sollux
Terezi
Eridan Tier

Low Tier
Tavros
Kanaya
Gamzee

Beyond Shit Tier
Karkat
Vriska
Feferi

>>87520603
Your opinions are bad.

>>87520603
Your opinions are good.

>>87520526
>I'm saying that because you have quite shitty taste
I'm not the one who likes Nepeta. Nobody likes Nepeta here.

He said she was annoying and autistic before he brought up the Davesprite thing.

You didn't have to respond in the first place, Anon. Your abuse is just too much.

>>87520603
Your opinions are okay.

>>87520603
>vriska not at bottom

>>87520603
Now for me.
Best tier:
Equius.
Eridan.
Great Tier:
Sollux.
Karkat.
Terezi.
Good tier:
Tavros.
Vriska.
Feferi.
Low tier:
Kanaya.
Gamzee.
Nepeta.
Meme tier:
Aradia.

What did Rose's psychoanalysis of John look like?

>>87520709
>aradia below vriska
your tastes are shit

>>87520759
"he's an autist"

>>87520772
Meme-tier is not lower than low-tier. It can't be quantified. Aradia is just a meme.

>>87520759
"is costantly hard while looking at me"

>>87520789
That's it?

>>87520772
>Thinking Aradia is a good character and Vriska is a bad one.
>Being this into memes that it fucks up your tastes.

>>87520922
Bland character is better than a Mary Sue.

>>87520828
I'd say brevity is the soul of wit, but Rose is everything but brief in her writing

>>87520943
A character who has never been a character is not better than a good character who was turned shit.

>>87520661
Listen anon, I've gotta go so I can't keep this up, so I'll have to end it with this. If you keep it up, you can improve your shit taste. Nepeta is a good character l, and I hope that you can see that one day. I wish you only the best, farewell.

>>87520970
OK, so try and be stupid like Rose.

>>87521000
>Nepeta is a good character
Nobody who thinks this has any arguments besides "she's cute!!!!!!!!!"- she's shit.

>>87518993
Got some more dialogue fancomics like this one?

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What did John see?

>>87521217
act 6

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>>87521217
aranea doing lewd things to innocent trolls

>>87521217
Dave being gay for Karkat.

>>87517154
>tavros never started using 1s in his speech
>even after he told vriska off and raised an entire army by himself
let's add that to the missed opportunity pile

>>87519841
remember the part where her dad didn't hug her and went straight for his alt universe poppop?
jane doesn't even get parents
well, interactions-wise

>>87521007
John displays many interesting and disturbing qualities. Although we exist as a small band of survivors of our species, after the rest was exterminated by a hailfire of meteors and as we drift through and ambiguous spot in time and space he is blissfully unaware of reality.
Reportedly, after receiving the news of his father's death he was more concerned with making out with my mother's as well as my own corpses. He elicited a similar response years later after discovering the beaten body of Nepeta, face down in her own blood. John's response was "she's cute (paraphrased)" It is noteworthy that this event occurred shortly after the death of an alternate version of myself whereupon she lamented her mistakes over her mother and kanaya, absolving herself from her wrongs entirely in my opinion...
But during this event, John remained calm as he watched her die, only a weak imitation of distress on his face and used the moment to get closer to Roxy, an alternate version of my mother.
Though interestingly, when she later rejected him in favor of a small skeleton girl he was seemingly unaffected. Though I have begun to notice him being increasingly withdrawn into his own phone, taking obnoxious selfies on every occasion, John has yet to disclose this recent interest in self-photography, but I suspect it's caused by an increased level of self-interest in his own appearance or he's attempting a facsimile of the camaraderie we once have. In which case I would advise him to "get over it". At any rate, these's behaviors are disturbing and interesting, I watch with baited breath (pun intended) has his descent continues)

>>87521372
Does this mean she wants to fuck him?

>>87521372
Come Back To Bed Dear

>>87521434
Kill yourself.

>>87521372
John snaps when

>>87521483
When he sees Kanaya fingering Rose in public.

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>>87521483
but he snaps all the time!

>no eridan redemption
fuck hussie

>>87521538
When does he start murdering child, he means.

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>>87521217

What if John going back leads straight into him fighting Caliborn and then going to Game Over and John gets stuck in an endless loop?

>>87521529
>john "gay slayer" egbert
what are his other nicknames again

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>>87521607
but he murders children all the time!

>>87521560
he got to apologize to feferi in a roundabout way
that's more than some other characters will ever get

>>87521673
What the fuck

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>>87521673
>this will never be you taking the photo

>>87521634
That doesn't make a lick of sense.

>>87521673
How hard to do think andrew can punch?

>>87521673
what the fuck?

>>87521713
Let's just say the Masterpiece was a ruse all along and John is braindead retarded.

>>87521673
I wonder if this was taken in Olive Garden
In memory of the good old days...

>>87521674
The non-ugly children.

>>87521673
Soooo...Hussie x Piggy confirmed?

>>87521642
Look em' up.

>>87521767
the otp will always be ryan north x hussie

>>87521787
that meme went the way of homestuck's quality

>>87521673
Art

>>87521811
That meme never died.

>>87521811
ryan north is the one who tweeted it.

>>87521957
no..........my fujoshi defilement fantasy is ruined

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This is your wife for tonight.

Say something nice!

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>>87521673
Who is he? What's his endgame?

>>87517795
>Virska was a good girl. She dindu nuffin.

>>87522088
pleasant acoustic guitar music

Can we use majykk to get better versions of everyone back?

>>87522088
>when he turns around i will make him pay for what he did to nepeta

>>87522136
He does look kind of autistic.

>>87519506
Better learn SFM or DAZ 3D.

>>87522088
My new bard quest headcannon

>>87522073
Girl, your mass to volume ratio is world shattering.

>>87522305
I love getting my girlfriend new books.

>>87522355
Almost as much as watching me fuck her retarded spider 8rains out?

>>87522378
That doesn't happen.

>>87522408
That's an embarrassing photo of Vriska at the Christmas party! She had way too much egg nog! And heroin...

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>>87522441
Okay what about THIS

>>87522479
S-source?

>>87522497
Your camera.

>>87522505
No, really, could you post a link for the full picture, pretty please?

>>87522479
That was me and her on our anniversary. It was the first time she ever saw a penis.

>>87522571
No, it was mine. It had the scars and blood stains and everything.

arapea

>>87522621
You stay out of this.

>>87522896
stop

>>87522896
Kanaya's choker bulges as a cock worms its way into her throat.

>>87523009
Most accurate one yet.

>>87523067
most accurate would be karkat crying over kanaya as Nepeta passes out in her own blood

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>>87516789
still my otp forever.

>>87523471
That's pretty funny.

>>87523471
>Nepeta reaching out and moaning while Karkat just screams at Kanaya's corpse.

>>87523685
Literally a meme character.

I wish scratch had stuck around through the story, he was a far more interesting villain than Lord English was.

Scratch and Caliborn talking woud've been great

>>87523779
I have no idea how that would have gone though.

>>87523779
Never ever.

>>87523839
What?

>>87523756
>>87523685
I missed when Aradia became a meme. How did it happen?

>>87523876
I have no idea. It just happened somehow.

reminder that if you post more than three times you are contributing to the cancer shitting up these threads

this is not a chatroom

reply only to posts looking for responses.

let the thread die if it needs to

let
it
die

>>87513541
I only upload high quality rips.
Please read the channel description.

>>87513423
>$5000
LMFAO

>implying anybody would pay this much for the worst musician sans roach

>>87523950
>worst musician
>Tensei
Are you shitting me?

>>87523876
>>87523884
It's my fault, sorry.

>>87524014
Why did you do this, Anon?

>>87521673
You know, I think the beard was a smart choice for hussie. Downplays the lips a lot.

>>87523990
No, that would be Roach.
Learn to fucking read you german cock polisher.

>>87524080
Sorry, Anon, I just saw it was on his channel and jumped the gun a bit.

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>>87524049
I was forced

>>87524109
By who?

>>87524107
Holy shit. Tensei fans truly are worse than southern whores.

>>87524109
>>87524014
How cares about about the "why"? Tell us how.

>>87524126
aradia. who else?

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>>87524136
>>87524126
jk

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>>87513423
Isn't tensei supposed to be working on his waifubait undertale copycat game?

>>87524194
Interesting. Source?