/swco/ - Star Wars Comics & Cartoons

>>87512388
First for demon lolis

>>87509906
>>87509989

What are the differences in the fan edit?
I watched Prometheus some time ago and I'd like to rewatch it. Seeing a fan edit would be fun.

Can I have the 2gb one?

>>87512388
These OPs get more pathetic everytime I see it.

>>87512404
They've always been autistic, what are you getting at here?

>>87512388
>Mandalorian Slap Of Approval.webm
its okay because it's two women

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What is she, /swco/?

>>87512429
*rapes you*

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Andi is love.

>>87512429
A Jew

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>jest in swco that i want star wars to have marvel schedule
>check rotten tomatoes
>marvel has a 2% higher average even without considering the clone wars theatrical

>>87512691
>critics
>relevant

Consider that fact that most critics are not any more versed in film than you or I.
They score based on how "fun" a movie is.

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I'm honestly surprised that Marvel hasn't given Boba Fett a series yet, especially given his built-in fan base of 14-year olds.
How would any of you do a Fett comic?

>>87512731
They gave rotj an 8/10 collectively and suck esbs dick. That is a pure hatred of fun

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>>87512802
>>How would any of you do a Fett comic?
The comics would chronicle his failures as a bounty hunter

>>87512802
Saving him for the film senpai

>>87512691
Marvel movies are essentially just reskins of the exact same movie.

By comparison, it'd be like if every movie after ANH was just an ANH rip off. Yes, I know, TFA. But 5/6 sequels aint bad.

Critics are clueless, and I am convinced that a LOT of the marvel reviews were paid off, because I don't think any of the mcu (I've seen most of it) deserves such critical praise.

The fact that, as you say, they average higher scores than Star Wars, shows how much of a joke rotten tomatoes is.

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>>87512388
DON'T TOUCH THE GOODS

>>87512913
Rotj is too and the pt is one giant circlejerk of "poetry"

Can we all agree this was the worst episode of the season so far?

>>87512951
Animation was 11/10 but the rest of it was just... eugh.

>>87512802
it would be a mini series chronicling his time in the Sarlacc, slowly melting as the stomach acids eat away at him.

>>87512949
RotJ copied the Death Star plot yes, the rest of the movie was original.

The Prequels all had original stories though. Poetry, contrary to what JJ thinks =/= copying the story.

Only TFA completely copied the entire plot beat-for-beat from ANH, comparable to marvels formulaic storytelling.

>>87512400
Did Prometheus Anon leave?

>>87512951

Yeah, pure filler.

Oh boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVJtP2qYMQ0

>>87513071
It's just old footage?

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>Ray Stevenson and Kevin McKidd
>Mandalorians

It was a good episode desu

But, I'm kind of disappointed Fenn Rau and Gar Saxon didn't interact more.

>>87512988
Iirc off the top of my head also revisited tatooine (with the same two droids to start off,) had a jedi master disappear into the force, infiltration of outpost/space station to shut off a tractor beam/generator, and ended with a celebration

>>87512913
I stopped relying on "crowd" opinion especially RT.
The word review has lost all meaning long ago.

>>87513071
Aaahhh it looks so bad

>>87513208
It kind of does.

I find it funny how hard it seems to be for Disney to make a passable SW movie.

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Has anyone watch the new documentary "The Prequels Strike Back"? Its fucking great and the prequel haters get BLOWN THE FUCK OUT once and for all.

>>87513239
Where is it available?

>>87513248
http://prequelsstrikeback.com/

I think you can rent or buy it through their website, Amazon or Youtube.

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>>87513278
>parting with currency

But for this, I might.

>>87513286
Its only like 3 bucks to rent. Totally worth it.

>>87513239
I fucking hate millenials

>>87513371
fuck off phoneposter

>>87513239
>watch preview
>ring theory and other apophenia make the prequels good
D r o p p e d

>>87513397
Millenial detected. You only like the prequels because you were babysat by them

>>87513453
I was born in 1980 and I love the prequels. Prequel haters need to look inside themselves and find the real reasons for their discontent. Something is inherently wrong with you and its not the Prequels.

>>87513453
>Millenial detected.
>>87513488
>I was born in 1980
People born during the 1980s to 2000s are considered millenials

>>87513239
Watched it? I funded it!

And as someone who got to see it early for doing so...

It was okay. It doesn't exactly cover a lot of new ground in my opinion, but there's some good stuff in there. The parts about the music of the prequels especially was delightful.

>>87513441
Ring theory is barely even mentioned in the movie. I mean, it is brought up, but they talk about it for like a minute before moving on.

>>87513488
>Prequel haters need to look inside themselves and find the real reasons for their discontent. Something is inherently wrong with you and its not the Prequels.
More than anything else, this.
I'm at the beginning of the doc now, and this guy is me to a tee.
I found the internet and found the rabid hatred of half of the saga that I loved.
I was even a Plinkettdrone for a while.
You could find me on /tv/ swearing that the prequels were dogshit.
I almost didn't come back to the light.

>>87513545
And anyone older than that shouldn't matter in terms of taste.

>>87513488
>if you dont like shit movies (widely considered) there is something wrong with you

Some reasons for the discontent are

>Georges after the fact ad hoc interpretation of star wars as "the tragedy of darth vader" with dumb political allegories
>Loss of major fantasy elements particularly around the jedi
>Very different visual style
>Story is either retreading backstory you already know or spoiling 4-6
>Kiddification mixed with tone deaf edgyness

>>87513616
Agreed.

>>87513655
Back in my day we had a term for retards like you. It was "fucking idiot".

>>87513604
Glad you came back anon!

>>87513675
Im literally never fucking off phoneposterposter

And im never watching a shitty documentary about nerds defending garbage

>>87513604
Welcome back, friend.

>>87513675
Great post.

Not being ironic either, I legitimately chuckled at this post.

>>87513687
>the majority are retards
Its funny because the prequels are autistcore. Bad acting isnt a downside when your brain cant empathize in the first place

>>87513731
>upvoted lol

Anyone else here collect Topp's Star Wars cards?

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>>87512938
Everyone wants to touch the goods.

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>>87513822
>Dem lips.

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These Imperial Commando guys reminded me a bit of Rako Hardeen's helmet, which itself draws from an early Boba helmet design. Curiously he still seems to lean closer to Imperial aesthetic thanks to the breather.

>>87513966
Mandos need more helmet designs anyways, otherwise they arr rook same

Speaking of bounty hunters, why don't Rebels just hire mercenaries for big jobs where they dont want the Empire to know they're involved?

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Post alienfus.
Hardmode: Not a technicolor human with a silly headpiece.

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>>87514013

>>87513239
>tfw just plopped down ten bucks
I'm 30 minutes in and it's absolutely great.

The tides are turning bros.

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>>87514013
Yeah, I've been getting way into Rodians lately.

>>87512429
Please stop

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>>87514011
>arr rook same
Well, they DO consider themselves a military people so a high degree of conformity is to be expected. It's why Sabine customizing her gear is so atypical, and at the same time the very reason she acts that way. She was rebelling before the joining any rebellion, even Hera's.

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>>87512802
He already had a few.

>>87513206
What happened to when reviewers would give you a rundown of the story (without spoiling anything) and then explained in a somewhat detailed fashion why they felt the movie did or didn't work for them?

Now it's just buzzwords and every movie is either a "masterpiece" or "worst movie ever".

>>87513539
>Posting from a phone means he isn't allowed to express his opinions.

That's what you sound like.

>>87513687
>Anon gives a well though out and well explained argument.

>Fucking retard, muh PT.

>>87514326
We've been through this.
I only ever say that to the one guy.
And I say because he consistently makes extreme low quality posts, and happens to post on a phone.

>>87514455
You indiscriminately call anyone you don't agree with a "phoneposter" like that means anything.

>>87513822
Only Anakin is allowed to touch.

>>87514013
I find Kaminoans cute.

>>87514075
Nice. Good on you for supporting this independent filmmaker.

>>87514569
fucking phoneposter get off my back

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>>87514624
>Anakin

>>87513966
>These Imperial Commando guys reminded me a bit of Rako Hardeen's helmet

Well, he does come from Concord Dawn, a Mandalorian system.

>>87514358
>well though out and well explained argument.

>uses the term "edginess"

To quote Mace- I don't think so.

>Iron Squad

Are we getting outrider? we Rendar now?

>>87514857
But Saxon and his boys do not.

If you mean that his gear might have been Mandalorian this entire time, that's on oldie.

>>87514968
No and no. It's the same class of ship but it belongs to someone else and is probably named something else. Filoni already confirmed this at Celebration.

>>87514965
He laid out some examples of why he dislikes the PT.

They were short, didn't use buzzwords or meme lingo, and weren't being used as bait.

Certainly didn't deserve to be called retarded.

So why does the animation in Rebels look worse than TCW, yet they seem to have a bigger budget for voice actors (like being able to get Frank Oz and James Earl Jones instead of Tom Kane and Chad Vader)?

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Seriously good stuff, and so much more mature than Mike Stoklasa could ever be.

>>87515137
Disney only cares about producing more movies at a Marvel squale.
Rebels was something more on the sidelines to let the staff from TCW employed

>>87515137
Because voice actor budget and animation budget are different things. Disney wants to give the bare minimum needed to make the show be presentable on television to animation, instead of pumping in extra money to make it look even nicer than the baseline like TCW got from George.

>>87514965
The protagonist kills an entire village of sand people, children, unarmed enemies after complaining about that twice in the same movie, and gets set on fire after having his limbs sliced off

>>87515157
I think you really really misread the intended tone of the plinkett vids, and all rlm vids for that matter

>>87515296
Edgy

>>87515137
The animation in Rebels is fine, its the artstyle/textures that are cheaper. It's partly due to Disney not funding Lucasfilm animation as much as Lucas did, so they settled on an artstyle based on McQuarrie's concept art.

It's a cheaper stylization, and thus they can easily afford to bring in more Voice Actors.

>>87515347
So plinkett is supposed to be mature?

>>87515365
I said Mike Stoklasa. Not Plinkett.

Learn to read, phoneposter.

>>87515394
You think they are seperate people? Wow

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>>87512429
She's kinda hot.

>>87515533
last (You) for today buddy
that comment put you over your stupid quota for the day

>>87515533
So you see no difference between Liam Neeson and Qui-Gon, Paul Reubens and Pee-Wee Herman, or Tom Cruise and Ethan Hunt?

Okau, bud.

>>87515796
Tom Cruise can only play Tom Cruise though.

>>87515907
Indeed. Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy

>>87515592
I think you just confirmed my suspicion that you have incurable autism

Youre incapable of conversing when it comes to different points of view because you have no theory of mind. A simple rhetorical question re: the absurdity of your claim that mentioning stoklasa instead of plinkett is somehow relevant trips your brain up

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Still don't get why they gave that outfit to Boba

Looks cool though

>>87516077
Young Boba was an edgy kid.

>>87515796
Im sorry but you have to be colossaly dumb to post this

Its like saying "you see no difference between natalie portman and natalie hershlag?"

Plinkett is just his review persona to make them entertaining, not a character he was cast as in something he didnt write

>>87516077
why wouldn't they? He's obviously always wanted to be just like his daddy and this was the best he could afford.

Plus I assume disguising himself and not revealing he's a kid makes it easier to be taken seriously.

>>87516077
I'm more interested why they made him a clone. Jango had some problem in the pants department? Or do we consider that he's so hung up on himself the only one he felt worthy to raise as his son was himself? Total vanity project, actually having a kid with some woman would mean her inferior genes tainting his own because he'd never met a woman he loved and respected as much as he did himself.

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@87516117
Must... resist... engaging...

>>87516190
You saying Jango would fuck a girl version of himself?

>>87516190
That's what mandalorian pride Does to ya

>>87516195
How big of you. Not having the balls to defend your argument, that is

>>87516208
He's probably had worse.

>>87516308
But he's never had better.

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>>87516228
>mandalorian pride

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>>87514643
Would you go where thousands of clone troopers have gone before?

>>87516190
Well Jango seemed like a pretentious asshole to me, so that wouldn't surprise me at all
Plus maybe he wanted a kid and didn't have a wife or something
What seems weird to me is that a bounty hunter like him would drag a kid around with him. I don't know if Boba was involved a lot with Jango's business before AotC but he seems pretty at ease with all the bounty hunter stuff.

>>87514051
Wait

I thought Yoda was the last of his species

All this talk about Jango and Taun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZSv4HlyfIo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkflXBg6PKs

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>>87512388
>rebels will never look this good

>>87516503
What did you base this belief on?

>>87516414
There's all kinds of implications one could make. Maybe implications is the wrong word. Possibility?

Vanity is one, sure. We could go in other psychological directions, though. Something in Jango's past that makes him feel he never became the man he wanted to be, maybe he had a fucked up childhood, and this is his way of making up for that. A chance at a do-over for himself, raised properly by someone who cares about him: himself.

>>87516503
When was that ever said in the movies or actual canon?

>>87516503
Literally never been stated as far as I'm aware, certainly not from nu-canon.
All we know about yoda's species is they're presumably long-lived, and the yodaling with the hair there is Yaddle, a minor character that was on the council in episode 1.

>>87516633
>>87516663
>>87516672
Okay, I fucked up, let me rephrase that: I thought Yoda was the only known member of his species.

I had only seen brief mentions and like one illustration of his species in Legends.

>>87516685
Yaddle was literally in TPM

>>87513239
So do they claim "I wish I could just wish away my feelings" was actually good dialogue?

>>87516657
well you'd have to be pretty confident about yourself to agree on making an army of billions of yourself, anyway

>>87516743
You can't explain why it's bad though.
Because it's not.

What the fuck is the problem with the show refusing to delve into Sabine's backstory?
>Ezra's upbringing was a lot of Season 1
>Zeb had Legends of the Lasat
>Hera has A New Dawn
>Kanan has A New Dawn too, but he also has his own comic series
And yet, all we know about Sabine is that she was in Clan Vizsla, and was in the Imperial Academy. I wouldn't be so bothered by it if they didn't keep bringing it up and showing absolutely nothing about her.

>>87516721
That wasn't Yaddle. It was Yodel.

>>87516903
It sounded extremely awkward and was poorly acted.

>>87516944
>It sounded extremely awkward
no
>and was poorly acted.
no

>>87516907
Sabine is abaolute garbage

>>87512802
The Good, the Bad, the Ugly style with Cad Bane and Hondo
It would be how Boba becomes the top dog in the bounty hunters when he has a showdown with Bane at the end

>>87516988
Maybe if we knew something about her, she wouldn't be.

>>87516774
He can feel he's a good warrior and still be unhappy with his life or wish he had something else. Not everyone gets pushed into that kind of life because they like it. Sometimes it's a lot of anger. Even self-loathing that you take out on people and take comfort in at least getting paid.

Or not. Really there's not enough info on Jango in canon to make this determination. I think the most we have of him beyond a generic villain is Hondo saying he was honorable. Frankly he never seemed that way given he murdered his own allies (even if to protect himself). Hondo is such a wild card with the truth, though. He seemed sincere at least. Might be some wiggle room about if he would lie in order to protect Boba since the boy was already caught by the Jedi and it would only get worse for him.

>>87516963
>i disagree therefore it was good
Explain why Anakin and Padme's scenes in general are good if Portman herself could not explain why Padme fell in love with Anakin.

>>87516907
Because they have to explain the context around it before going in. All the other characters are supported more easily, but they really need to explain the Mando situation for Sabine's first.

>>87517088
This

Its the reason why aotc is by far the worst sw film

>>87515907
>>87515956

Touche

>>87516117
If I write something and cast myself in it, I'm not a different character, just myself?

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>>87512400
Dunno if you're still here but I just woke up. Heres a list of all the differences(pic related)

Here's the 2GB file
https://mega.nz/#!D4gFECZa!FGC5NegaarN_-KAQHrrAWeGweHnsN4WvwDCWsFLGKk8

>>87517456
If its just a comedic persona to express your own opinions, then yeah it isnt a relevant distinction re: that conversation

>>87517650
I disagree.

People have written and portrayed characters that are similar to themselves, yet the characters and the person portraying the character are not the same person.

Plinkett is a made up character portrayed by Mike. They share similarities, but Mike is a real person, Plinkett is fictional.

>>87515137
Probably because profit is more of a priority for Rebels than it was for TCW.
I see no reason to get big names back in just to do voices other than to attract the crowd.

>>87517718
In the case of big names already attached to the franchise, it at least lets the character sound more authentic. Having Frank Oz spares us from Tom Kane's constipated Yoda, for example.

>>87517791
I'm sure they would've gotten someone else that can do OT Yoda voice anyway.
I don't mind them getting back original voices back either but I'm sure that used up a lot of the budget.

What are the major differences between Traviss's Mandalorians and the Mandalorians in the Tales of the Jedi/KotOR comics and games?

>>87517791
Frank did Lego Star Wars but not TCW

>>87517846
>I'm sure that used up a lot of the budget.
It probably did take a bite out of it, which is probably why Yoda and Vader rarely appear, but I don't think you can really make the case that getting soundalikes instead of the real guys would've led to a significant improvement in models/animation/lighting/etc.

>>87517702
You think irl mike likes the prequels?

>>87513488
Or maybe some people have different opinions than you and happen to dislike a movie series with kind of bad dialogue (Lucas even admits this) and weird acting due to Lucas doing only 1 cut in most scenes. The story is pretty good. The lore is good. The designs are good. The technology is good. But strictly as movies where you're supposed to value writing and acting they're arguably bad. Keep in mind I'm not saying that it's required for you to have this opinion because this belief is 100% fact. I know of I didn't say that you would pull that shit because you're one of those guys who cannot fathom people disliking something you like. I understand why some people would like them, I just personally don't.

Fucking hell when did these threads get so bad that you have to put a disclaimer after every opinion otherwise you will start a huge argument?

>>87517883
>Frank did Lego Star Wars but not TCW
If you're talking about the games, all the voice there is just grunts and yells. What the LGSW games used to do was just use existing voice clips from the movies to give the characters grunts and such, and if the actor is available get them in, hence why you see a significant part of the movie cast being credited despite not having done anything. I think the Clone Wars game was the first time they'd just gotten the whole cast in to record completely new sounds, since they're all voice actors who work cheap anyway.

>>87517950
>Fucking hell when did these threads get so bad that you have to put a disclaimer after every opinion otherwise you will start a huge argument?
Blame it on the baiters from /tv/ who come here purely to start shit and have made it hard to distinguish genuine criticism from shitposting for (you)'s.

>>87518014
/swco/ is basically a model for Trump's America.

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>>87518034
We're gonna make this thread great again

>>87518034
Wow very deep. Really made me think. I'm not even voting Trump but I have 0 clue what you're talking about or why you felt the need to bring up a highly controversial political topic for no reason.

>>87518014
>everyone who says things i dont like is a shitposter from tv
Dont be such a bitch

>>87517948

>People have written and portrayed characters that are similar to themselves, yet the characters and the person portraying the character are not the same person.

I do not think Mike likes the prequels, but I also don't believe that he was old enough to be on the titanic, that he has killed two of his ex-wives, and that he has dead bodies in his basement.

You can't just focus on the aspects of the Plinkett character that are similar to Mike, and completely ignore all the differences.

>>87518085
Case in point, this guy. I specified the difference between actual criticism and blatant shitposting, and the latter tend to immediately play the "having different opinions doesn't make it shitposter, wow this is really a /co/mblr hugbox" card the moment someone calls them on their shitposting.

>>87518091
I think there's a difference between the opinions expressed by a character that make up the bulk of the video and backstory tidbits thrown in for laughs.

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Which one of you was this?

>>87518135
>Vice Roy
When will he be promoted to Roy?

>>87518091
Those comedy bits arent relevant to mike not liking the prequels, which was the only thing being discussed

I replied to a pt apologist documentary poster who said something about mike. I mentioned the plinkett videos and the retort was "thats plinkett, not mike"

Its asinine and you should feel bad for defending it

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>>87518112
You didnt specify shit. You attempted to pigeonhole many different posters into two dumb camps, and that doesnt reflect reality at all

>>87518135
>best years
Eh... I thought Sabine beat him too easily but let's not kid ourselves, the guy looks to be a little past his prime.

>>87518202
>You didnt specify shit.
You didn't even read the post if you're claiming that. Last (you) you'll get from me.

>>87518202
>hard to distinguish genuine criticism from shitposting for (you)'s.
Yeah, that sounds like specifics. If you're in the first category you have no reason to be buttfrustrated that someone even mentioned the second category.

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>>87517582
Oh shit, not him, but thanks

>>87518202

So... are you one of the people trying to actually discuss the negative parts of the prequels or just someone here to start an argument?

Not sure what kind of nuanced subcategory you're trying to claim you're part of

>>87518235
>Blame it on the baiters from /tv/ who come here purely to start shit and have made it hard to distinguish genuine criticism from shitposting for (you)'s.
Yeah, theres two camps in your mind. Genuine posters and tv shitposters, like i said
>>87518262
Except that genuine criticism is misread for shitposting constantly. If the shitpost spoting squad wasnt constantly on alert, responding to b8 and sincerity alike with further b8, things would be fine

>>87518130
You do understand that the obscene internal history is the reason why the Plinkett character is so obsessed with the PT, right.

He's fucking losing touch with reality. That's why Mike mixes in the autistic nitpicking with the legit criticism (inB4 there is nothing in the PT to criticise).

The character of Plinkett is insane.

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>>87518263
You're welcome! If you ever need a link to the BluRay iso I've got it too. I'm usually lurking or posting in these threads

>>87518282
Im no one

>>87518318
>Except that genuine criticism is misread for shitposting constantly
maybe do a better job of not looking like an angry shitposter dude

>>87518319
>You do understand that the obscene internal history is the reason why the Plinkett character is so obsessed with the PT, right.
It doesn't matter, though. You're still confusing his backstory with the actual purpose of the video.

>>87518319
Its just an excuse for him to be a total nerd making over hour long star trek/wars reviews and give people a reason to watch even if they know what hes going to say

>>87518343
Im not every poster in these threads who brings up pt failings

>>87518135

To be fair, Saxon must be in his fifties at this point. His best days are clearly behind him.

>>87518319
Isn't this like saying that the guys behind MST3K don't actually want to make fun of movies, and it's just their characters doing it because they need a way to stay sane as they're forced to watch bad movies?

I mean, that's the context of the show, but it's still the actual writers and actors sitting down and coming up with jokes about the movie. The framework is just an excuse for the actual purpose of the show, to make fun of bad movies.

>>87518368
STEPHEN COLBERT.

When he is on TV he says things that he agrees with in real life, but the way he goes around portraying himself ON TV is of a character. Do you think that Stephen Colbert asks the way he does on TV in real life. Fuck no, and he doesn't even bother to change his characters name.

>>87518452
Yeah, but the character of Colbert only espouses conservative opinions in a way that mocks them- no part of the character is genuine or meant to be honestly listened to. There's a distinct difference between him and Plinkett.

>>87518452
And? If someone criticized him would you say "oh hes actually not exactly the same when not on tv"?

>>87518452
The Stephen Colbert character is a blatant parody, though, and he's not trying to get anyone to seriously listen to him

>>87518492
Yes, but his mocking of conservative principles is still something that the real Colbert agrees with, but the way he does it with his character is different than how he does it in real life.

>>87518135
This guy and I have posted that Seventh Sister is best waifu on one of their threads.

>>87518562
That's the difference though- the CHARACTER isn't mocking them, the character is agreeing with them- the actual Colbert is just portraying the character as a blowhard idiot.

>>87518531
If I get cast in a movie as a character that I share characteristics with, it still doesn't make it any less of a fictional character.

>>87518597
You really don't understand satire, do you?

>>87518600
No fucking shit. That also has zero relevance to this thread

>>87518600
No, but when you use that character to make a two hour video criticizing a movie, there's going to be a question of how much of that criticism is real.

>>87518597
Anon, the character is a satire of conservative talking heads. It is 100% mocking.

>>87518651
Not really. Is it not a given that mike really believes in all his criticism?

>>87518629
>>87518657
Sigh. Re-read it. The character is a mockery, but the character himself isn't doing the actual mocking- the character believes everything he says. The actor is the one doing the mocking THROUGH the character.

>>87512429
i literally can't remember what episode this was

Anyone excited about Cataclysm?

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>>87518822
I'm very excited for Catalyst. I'm more excited to know what Luceno has re-canozied however. He gave me back my favorite ship the Victory Class Star Destroyer and Secutor. But next to Lost Stars, Tarkin was my favorite book so I'm excited for it.

I'm cautious about the Thrawn book.

7 - burping Cthulhu things
3 - battle droid slapstick
2 - "Jedi poodoo"
1 - alien mule farts in Jar-Jars face
6 - Ewoks hijinks
5 - ???
4 - ???

>>87518701
>the character believes everything he says.

Again, you don't understand satire.

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>>87519062
5 - asteroid worm
4 - garbage compactor

>>87519115
Poodoo, forgot my trip!

>>87519123
I wouldn't consider either of those kiddie humor.

>>87519176
I consider them unnecessary parts of the movies which the entire other post was also in my opinion.

>>87519062
5 - Threepio is played up as childish during the asteroid worm. He falls over, that's sort of childish physical humor.

>>87519209
I'm sorry, I should have been more specific. I just can't think of any overly childish humor in the first two. Seems to have started with ROTJ.

>>87519062
4. Slapstick in the new Mos Eisley arrival
5. Threepio falling over in the Falcon

>>87519115 >>87519166
May the force be with you.

>>87519091
The work itself can be satirical while the character within espouses whatever view he has fully believing it.

3po literally looks at the camera and quips in esb

Also he and r2 cant tell a power socket from computer terminal

Iirc yoda fought r2 for a sausage, but that was based

>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/RZ-1_A-wing_interceptor
>passive aggressive behind the scenes section about Legends origin and canon origin
I like how they completely forgot about the R-22 Spearhead which was made as a literal retcon because A-Wings appeared before hand in several comics and cartoons.

65mm screening of rogue one where

>>87519661
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/R-22_Spearhead
>Although from an out-of-universe perspective, this is clearly a case of game developers not being able to be bothered to check with existing canon first, from the in-universe view this presented an inconsistency.

http://kimbachan.tumblr.com/post/152789805978/a-ship-full-of-ezras-sign-me-up-sorry-i

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>>87519846
wat
So a bunch of kids are flying the ship?

WE GET A NEW ALIEN QT THOUGH

Do you think the show will attempt to ship Sabine with Ezra or was that ship ever even possible?

>>87520071
Gross

>>87520093
Take that back

>>87520071
New waifu to die.

>>87520121
I'll take her back to where she came from, and then nuke it from orbit

Help me out, is the Greedo deleted scene in TPM canon?

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Darth, I've come to bargain!

>>87520071
How do you know she's an alien? She looks like a punk kid.

>>87520228
No

>>87519450
Is Chopper calling us wankers?

>>87513071

I need to see it now

>>87520302
Source? Wookiepedia lists it as such.

>>87520343
Well. it does us good, like it bloody well should

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>>87520281
Because she's just a younger version of this chick from Jabba's palace, but with punkier hair

>>87520393
Gross.

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>>87520280
Your bargain is weak, old man.

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>Pablo's internal headline has ANH taking place in 1977

slowclap

>>87520455
*Headcanon Timeline

Dellow felegates

>>87520368
Where? Its not on Anakin's page

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>>87520280
YOU'VE COME TO DIE

>>87520393
Oh shit
I didn't even realize she was one of those
What are they called?

>>87520567
I will have more powah than you could possibly measure

>>87520584
Theelin

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>>87520632

>r1 was filmed digitally
Dropped

>>87520740
God i wish padme wanted to fuck ben

I know i would

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>>87520740

>>87520632
That "Liar!" line is perfect and i just realized it mirrors the "I love you / i know" line

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>>87520795

Anakin a shit. Obi should have finished him, kept up his training, and defeated sheev with male yaddle

>>87520567
his saber looks pretty long there

>>87519115
May the profit be with you.
ALWAYS

>>87520546
Check out Greedo's.

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>>87520833

>>87520894
Malak?

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>>87520949

>>87520698
Thanks

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>>87521031

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>>87521080

>>87513397
How do you tell if someone is phone posting? Am I missing something?

>>87513453
I don't see the prequels on a bad light because of TCW, they go from ok to almost great, definitely better than TFA.
Honestly,TCW was amazing.

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>>87521132

>>87521211
I don't think TCW makes the prequels better.

Merely just gives little reason to watch Ep 1 and 2

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>>87521216

>>87521187
Ignore him. Anyone who uses phoneposter in their post is just fishing for (you)

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>>87521305

>>87520698
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Theelin

>They were able to interbreed with humans.[2]
Nice

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>>87520071
>Those two young boys
Seventh Sister would have loved to deal with them

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>>87521334

>>87521132
>"mouthing words"
What?

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>>87521398

>>87521211
Tcw was post prequels. It was good because george wasnt writing/directing

>>87520949
What would've happened if Obi-Wan pledged allegiance to Vader at this moment?

Has force flying ever been in eu

Only thing i like about vader v ben 1 is the blue sabers being used on a lava planet

>>87521498
Threesome

>>87521493
He was providing the stories and had the yay or nay on what goes into the episode or not.

>>87521512
Vader and Palpatine did it all the time. Dooku uses it in the CW cartoon.

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>>87521476

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>>87521587

>>87521286
It complements ROTS more than 1 and 2, that's why ROTS is almost great, great even, if you ignore some cheesy lines.

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>>87521690

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>>87521747

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Sex droids confirmed as canon?

>>87521561
And? The episodes didnt have the trademark flat pacing/direction/acting

>>87521576
I mean dbz style, not levitation

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>>87521216
>The spin
>The force push
>Anakin running and leaping off the table

>>87521512
Sort of, though using the Force to either super-jump or float down is more common. The former appears in the movies, at least.

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>>87521781
Of course they are

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>>87521781
>my droidfu cheating on me with Grievous

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>>87521778

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>>87521881

>>87521460
"Fuck you"

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>>87521914

>>87521879
Maybe if you knew how to please her she wouldn't go crawling to the four armed sex machine

What rebels ep will we be up to before r1?

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>>87522036

>>87521781
kek
Wipe your droids so she don't cheat on Grievous!

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>>87521977

>>87522065
...s3 ep 11???

>>87521782
>The episodes didnt have the trademark flat pacing/direction/acting
Hardly. Quality still varied during TCWs. Not all stories were great. Meebur Gascon's arc stands out, for instance. Some people hate Katie Lucas' episodes.

You're acting like somehow Lucas was divorced enough from the proceedings that this is why TCWs worked, when in actuality they were quite varied anyway and he was still working on the good, the bad, and the ugly.

So George wasn't directing? We've known he often served best as an idea guy with a competent team backing him up. Hell, he tried to get other people to direct the Prequels and they wouldn't.

>>87522065
We've four to go, but air dates only go as far as Ep.9 (Nov.26)

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>>87522135

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>>87522221

>>87522206
So will there be a midseason break after 9 like s2?

>>87522194
If george wrote or directed the entire tcw it would be very very bad, all of it. Thats all

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>>87522274

>>87522294
*and break before the film, like with tfa

>>87522294
I get the feeling Ep.11 will be the mid-season break, but it's yet to be given an airdate. Odds are good that it could coincide with the release of Rogue One, but there's still room for speculation.

>>87522294
>If george wrote or directed the entire tcw it would be very very bad, all of it. Thats all
Let us know for sure when you get back from that alternate universe, Doctor Strange.

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>>87522315

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So who would you guys want to see write a Star Wars comic?

Pic definitely related

>>87522294
>So will there be a midseason break after 9 like s2?
Probably not after episode 9, but I imagine the 11th episode will air on December 10- that's the latest we can go before Rogue One, and that's about when season 2 took its midseason break.

If that holds, that means that this week will be the only break we get between now and the midseason finale, since that puts the next two known episodes at Nov 19 and 26, and the last two episodes speculatively at Dec 3 and 10.

>>87522346
Dont need to, we have plenty of evidence regarding georges "talent" in our universe

Also

>paying to see marvel in the cinema

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>>87522367

>>87522454
Really? Some people believe that Rebels hasn't been as good as TCWs. The primary difference in the driving talent at the top...is that they lack George's guidance.

>>87522345
Sat is the day after no?

>>87522542
Correct

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>>87522480

>>87522194
I liked the Meebur arc, WAC was funy.

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>>87522524
I thought it had more to do with georges... pocketbook

>>87522524
Rebels is just now getting where tcw got gud

>>87522274
Oh shit, I never noticed how Anakin's eyes change in this scene.

>>87522454
This. George is an incompetent writer and director. The real man behind TCW's success is Filoni.

>>87522524
Rebels main problem is its budget and its timeframe, Disney doesn't want to commit too much money to the show, and they show has only a 19 year period to work with in which nothing big can really happen aside from the rebellion forming

>>87522683
But it starts only five years before ANH and it's apparently to go past that.

>>87522683
There is story structure limitations too. Their episodes are far more self-contained. For instance in the Utapau Arc you can have Obi-Wan and Anakin have a serious discussion about Ahsoka and whether Anakin can ever disappoint Obi-Wan. You can do that when the story is spread over multiple episodes but it is harder to do so when the entire adventure is compressed into thirty minutes. This means regardless of their plot they need to find one that can justify having a large chunk just for Ezra and Sabine having a "totes serious" discussion about their non-existent relationship like anons were talking about earlier.

>>87522582
They have most of the same writers and creative talent working on the show. It may limit how good they can make their textures, how many new assets the can justify creating, etc, but unless the writers are refusing to do their best work unless they get higher pay then no, that shouldn't have mattered.

Well then senpai

http://pastebin.com/xzP0S8an

?

Also senpai do you have any suggestions for say 5-10 tcw and rebels episodes that are the cream of the crop, to watch before r1?

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>you'll never be able to fight for her

>>87523341
>fighting for rebel scum

>>87523523
Shes an imperial spy, Mon moffma

>>87516743
Why not just watch it for yourself?

>>87522989
It's the hard to recommend so few for TCW since it utilizes arcs. But one arc to watch is the Onderon arc since saw gerrera is in both the a rogue one

>>87517088
>Explain why Anakin and Padme's scenes in general are good if Portman herself could not explain why Padme fell in love with Anakin.

It's explained in the doc.

>>87523697
>Movie needs auxiliary content to explain why a key plot point even happened

Sounds like a pretty poorly written movie to me.

>>87520092
>Do you think the show will attempt to ship Sabine with Ezra or was that ship ever even possible?
Nobody knows and everyone is sick of seeing this question being asked in every thread.

>>87523555
Of course the Prequels were amazing. I mean sure the original movies had good story telling, likable characters, quality filmmaking. But the prequels had things like Dexter Jettster and his 50s style diner. And an animated racist stereotype cartoon character thats most memorable action in the film was when he stepped in da poopy.

>>87523341
>You'll never be able to fight her
There's the real disapointment

>>87523697
In the doc, Portman says "let's face it, Padme is only attracted to Anakin for his looks".

Such good romance.

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>>87522376
If it's from Marvel's current stable of writers, Ewing. He's their last good writer and actually cares about continuity.

If it's in general, Morrison. I'd like to see him try to out-Moore Moore.

>>87523784
>>87523870

I think you guys just like shitposting.

With idiots like you, I always back up and wonder how you got to this point that you don't want to like good films.
You would pretend something is bad until you die, rather than have twice the SW films to love.
And I assure there is nothing wrong with the prequels that isn't also wrong with the OT.

>>87522376
Ewing for sure.

>>87523341
the fuck is up with her eyes?

>>87523981
>responds with absolutely no defense for Prequels' poor writing or Portman's words

>>87523981
Prequels are inherently uninteresting

>>87522376
>Bendis on Star Wars
Man, can you imagine?

>I am your father
>My father?
>Yes, your father
>You're saying we're related?
>That would be a yes

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How long do you think he has?

>>87524021
But I did.
You shill Plinkett, I shill the doc mentioned upthread.

>>87524025
okay, won't be wasting bits on you, phoneposter

Do you guys think Saw is going to show up in Rebels? they obviously keep fucking up Saturday episodes