How does /co/ feel about Katie Rice?

>>87494245
She's cool.

>>87494309
I'll take Things That Never Happened for 500.

>>87495479
"Unfortunately I was forced to serve a lot of gross people because I was the only teenager working in the restaurant, which was a cheap cafe in the back of a seedy casino. Being the youngest there, I was often given the crappiest shifts as well, the graveyard/early morning double shift being the absolute worst."

I've seen worse working service jobs, so I can buy it. Though it's probably an exaggeration for humor's sake.

>>87494245
She looks okay a little CUTE

>>87495479
It's cute that you can so easily dismiss it as unrealistic.

I'm kind of jealous actually.

>>87495479
You haven't been out of your basement how long now?

>>87494245
She's a lovely artist!

>>87494257
First comment, best comment.

>>87494245
why she lookin like lil miss piggy wanting her biggie back?

Her work is obviously pretty nice. Very girly art but not in a tumblr cookie cutter way; I would say it's just organically a feminine style that accentuates female forms perfectly but is still very much suited to a cross-gender appeal. In a sense that's pretty rare, so that speaks volumes to how good she actually is.

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>>87496142
Rice fangirls pls go.

>>87495479
>not having several photos of yourself posing naked with your dong visible with you all the time

spotted the kissless virgin

>>87496639
Perfectly said.

Her work manages that most difficult of tasks. It's adorable AND funny.

>>87494245
She draws her own butt very nicely.

She used to be hot.

>>87494309
Reminds of how old people look up porn at the public library

>>87495479
>underestimate how fucking stupid people can be

>>87495479
Anon....it's a joke

>>87494245
I want to do things to her that I can't really discuss on a sfw blue board.

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>>87494245
She's pretty good

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>>87494245

John K.'s sloppy seconds

>>87494245
I want to FUCK Katie

Katie Rice is cute.

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>>87497450
I agree

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>>87494245
would fug

>>87494245
Ruined Penny Arcade and is probably in bed with Mike and Jerry.

>>87494245
Top cute

>>87502694
Explain

>>87502694
You can't ruin something that's shit from the start.

>>87502694
someone's never gotten a kiss from a pretty lady

>>87495683
Where does this CUTE meme come from?

>>87494245
She probably wants to do terrible, sexual things to Rebecca Sugar for meeting and surpassing all of her life goals when she tried to do it first (and failed).

>>87507311
Go back to whatever website you came from that doesn't know how to use Google

>>87509382
What show did she try to make?

>>87494245
John K.'s former cock sleeve

>>87494245
>those hips
I DEMAND PORN

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>>87510009
>clashing steel in the distance

"WE MUST HAVE PORN!"

>>87494245
I like Camp Weedonwantcha. That's it. Never thought too hard about her work.

>>87510009
>Wanting porn of real people

that lonely eh?

>>87514493
Where do you think you are...?

>>87507311
It comes from a translation of a japanese comic about Rosaline apparently

>>87495479
I'll take severely underestimating the type of people you have to deal with when you're in the service industry for 500.

>>87496680

I can only carry so much on me at once, and my space is dedicated to pictures of my anus.

>>87495479
sheltered fag, pls go.

i saw some terrible shit working in seedy places.

at a grocery store i saw an old man stab himself in the stomach and bleed out, a man shit his pants and slip in it, and found a fucking corpse on the front door after as i was leaving at like 3am.

when i worked as a cook at a bar/grill, my female coworkers were constantly harassed by creepy ass men asking them to taste their drinks. the manager was fired after sexually harassing a bunch of new waitresses.

you see a lot of garbage like this when you aren't born with a silver spoon up your ass, but i assume you aren't old enough to work anyways.

>>87514985
Anon, we told you multiple times to move out of Detroit years ago.

>>87495479
There was a dead body at the back of my local dunkin donuts in town. My friend is the shift manger and was the first to spot it.

>>87515027
no one gets out of here alive

i actually lived in virginia during all this shit tho

>>87515027
Little known fun fact: the murder rate in Detroit has halved since the 90s and is still steadily decreasing.

Still a shithole but it's nice to have some perspective.

>>87515146
The perspective of having to endure living in Detroit longer?

>>87515171
Huh?

Just saying it's possible for even the garbage dump to improve since that's what it's been doing. Whatever's being done is working, just slowly.

I don't know I think it's interesting.

>>87515146
That's because they're running out of people to murder

>>87495479
That man is literally my uncle 20 years ago. Nearly lost half our inheritance when some 30 something bimbo tried seducing him.

>>87509875
Only in his sorry imagination.

>>87496654
I actually don't know who she is, and you're full of shit. I worked in some shitty ass places and yes, those people do exist.

Has Katie made any more Waitress Comics? I always like hearing horror stories about service jobs.

>>87515663
I doubt that'd hold under any formal analysis. Good theory though.

>>87515027
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>>87515663
Isn't Chicago significantly worse than Detroit (home of techno)?

>>87494245
I want to protrude my tongue inside her huge nostrils.

>>87518415
Only for the reason that Detroit is a smoldering cesspool and Chicago is still a "city".
Detroit hit rock bottom and is stagnating, but Chicago can always get worse and is intent on letting everyone know that.

I was expecting more discussion of her presumably fat ass.
And by discussion I mean pictures.

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>>87518548
Former Detroit resident here, numbers are deceiving when it comes to analyzing Detroit's murder rate. You need to look at the per 100,000 ratio to get a proper perspective on any city-to-city comparisons, not sheer numbers. Detroit's population, despite piece of shit hipster whiteboy gentrification, is still deflating, and the murder rate is still crazy high. And that's only what the cops find. God knows what is rotting in the thousands of abandoned homes.

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>>87495624
I once had a boss who openly admitted to doing cocaine, every sentence was either about sex or described as if it were sex or a threat regarding sex, he showed employees a home made sex video he had taken on his phone of himself getting a blowjob. I haven't seen him since he chased a waitress with a knife though. And he not even the worst I've had for a head chef

any other /co/mrades in the service industry?

>>87502356
Is this the portfolio she sent to John K?

She draws herself with a prodigious booty, but I have yet to see evidence of it.

>>87518895
At least their airport looks alright

>>87497450
If she looks like those pics, I'd smash for years

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>>87519095
See >>87502403

>>87519049
John K knew her since she was 15. She used to post on the Spumco IRC.

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>>87502403
>feet AND booty

>>87502403
More?

>>87502694
>ruined
Penny Arcade had maybe one good strip a year a decade ago, and none since 2011.

>>87514985
>you see a lot of garbage like this when you aren't born with a silver spoon up your ass
>you see a lot of garbage like this

no you dont
unless dead bodies and sexual harrassment are really common in america

>>87519284
>John K knew her because she was 15
FTFY

>>87519596
>implying they aren't

>>87519116
True. And they're no-hassle, which I appreciate. Helps that barely anyone is coming or going, the baggage check and security lines are always short.

>>87519596
Every industrialized society puts a layer of plastic protection over those things to try and sanitize their country, but death and sexual harassment is everywhere. Saying otherwise makes it seem like you live in a cartoon world.

>>87519284
13, actually. Shady shit

>>87495479
You'd be surprised how creepy people can be at diners.

>>87519116
DTW is about as insulated from the actual residents of Detroit as you can get; I can't imagine trying to get there without a car.

>>87518512
FINALLY someone gets it!

>>87494245
Eh, i'd smell her butt.

>>87494245
She a cute.

I reallyy want Skadi Vol 2 tho