Nova confirmed to be gay

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>>87492498
>Keep reading

>>87492498
>Amadeus transitions to Amanda, becomes the new Totally Awesome She-Hulk

>>87492498
Who are we thinking? Sam definitely, Viv potentially. Maybe Amadeus? His objection to the "eromenos" rumor was that it was illegal, not that he was straight.
Not Miles, definitely not Kamala. That shit's haram.

Viv confirmed for lesbot

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this trainwreck has no brakes

>>87492574
cho isn't gay

>>87492574

Wait, why not Miles? Didn't he write that fanfic about him and Sam and Kamala?

There need to be fewer lesbian and gay superheroes and more bisexual ones.
>>87492574
>That shit's haram.
Her struggling with her religion and how it condemns her sexuality could be interesting in the hands of the right writer.

>>87492557
And gets promptly sued out of her new plaid skirts by Jennifer Walters.

>>87492578
Pretty much, I mean her half brother is gay.

>>87492498
It's Viv

Shes currently experimenting with physical relationships, Champions is unlike the others the only book she is currently in and her creator is well away from Marvel, meaning Waid can change things about her without complaints like he might with Bendis on Miles.

>>87492600
He could be bi.
Probably not, though. Dude has no self-control in Hulk form, he'd be diving on the dick if he was.

>>87492498
Ohh and I was the one who was feeling bad for being rude to him on Twitter.
This guy deserves all the shit.

>>87492498

good, Marvel wont stop until every character is Gay.

>>87492607
He's a self-insert for Bendis' son.

>>87492619
I think Willow might already be doing that with Kamala's friend, the one with the blond chick.

Assuming the blond chick doesn't just have a crush on her... it wasn't clear if they're together or not.

>>87492653
>so instead they're going to turn Loeb's dead son gay
top lel

>>87492643
And indies like Image or Oni will rage to no end.

>Now my sam X rider fan fics will be real
Well One good thing came out of this awful awful series.

>>87492498
>Nova is revealed Bi

>Still a third wheel

I want it because Suffering Sam will be double the fun.

>>87492699
>Marvel introduces polyamory and Nova dates both of them while they date each other

>>87492671
It's not like Loeb has any control of what they do with Sam.

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>>87492498
>Sam gets so butthurt from Chulk stealing his waifu he becomes gay

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Sam x transclops?

Everybody, let's convince Waid to do transclops because of "progressiveness" he's such a dumbfuck he might give in to look cool

>>87492607
Arguably. But we don't quite know the details on how that one played out in the story.
He was just obviously fawning over Kamala.

>>87492619
Yeah, no. Kamala has been strictly chasing dick thus far. And she already has one lesbo in the cast and a girl with two moms. This isn't fucking SU, dude.

>>87492630
This makes a ton of sense. Viv is not really even female, but just a synthezoid built to look like one. She might go and change that, even.

>>87492660
Zoe/Nakia might happen, yes. Zoe should make a move at some point, but so far that hasn't happened. Maybe once Kamala comes homes it has happened and she is finding another friend engaged in her absence and no more muffin squishing for Kamkam.

>>87492498
>implying this is bad news
Sam a CUTE! A CUTE! Please ship him with Evan Sabahnur.

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>>87492498

>keep reading

>>87492498

It's Viv you idiots. She will either turn out to be pansexual or asexual. Because Waid is a hack.

>>87492498
Well it's not going to be Kamala, Cyclops or Miles, so I guess yeah Cho, Viv, or Nova are in danger of getting the gay.

>>87492498
I'm OK with making Viv bi. That's it. If he touches any other character then I will be fucking FURIOUS.

>>87492795
She almost kissed Sam and was making out with Cho.
Asexual is a non-starter.

>>87492671
at least he still as the one at DC...oh right never mind

So Sam, Miles, and Viv seem to me the most likely contenders. Cho and Scott have been around and established for too long imo and if Kamala was/is they'd let GWW reveal it.

>>87492630

>Shes currently experimenting with physical relationships

this makes the most sense before the random intercompany politic fanfic bullshit

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I HAVE A SUSPECT

>>87492619
>more bisexual ones
Except every woman in comics is gay or bisexual

>>87492600
Have you seen how many women he has expressed interest in, he's Iceman levels of gay.

>>87492795
She'll transition into a new male model in 8 issues

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>>87492643
Oh no, they'll stop just before the ones everybody wants to be gay.

>>87492498
Marvel, I was joking when I said Nova x Cyclops would be better than what you were already doing.

>>87492578
This.
Viv could easily become a lesbians (and readers dig lesbians)
Miles, Kamala, and Sam aren't allowed to be gay.
Cyclops can't be gay (they already made one X-Men gay an he's Hitler. And Hitler can't be gay).
Cho-Hulk, maybe? I could see them pull an Ice Man and try and turn him gay.

>>87492830
>miles
only bendis is allowed to reveal it

>>87492819


She will discover that she actually gains no pleasure from sexual encounters. Because so far Waid has been writing her like BEEP BOOP I AM AN ANDROID

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>>87492838
She'd have to be at least this yuri to get my approval.

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>>87492498
>reading poor-teen titans ripoff
>every character acts like retard
>females acts like sjw garbage
>every character are gay now
Goddamnit, people. Someone genuinely hype for this shit?

If Sam is gay then Dick Rider better watch his own ass.

>>87492914
Anon, at this point it's a question of ideology, not quality. Sexual deviants will read this and praise it to the skies even if they didn't like it.

>>87492914
People who frequent gay threads.

AKA tumblr girls and SJW fags.

>>87492557
>>87492621
... I'd actually read this

The fact this is even a question people ask as if creators were obligated to add a token gay is revolting into itself.

But then there's the answer.

>>87492914
>>reading poor-teen titans ripoff
>>every character acts like retard

You mean like Teen Titans Go?

>>87492897
If she's anything like her dad she's gonna be in some ill-fated romance at the very least.
Not sure about the sex. But she will revel in emotional promimity.

>>87492619
>more bisexual ones
You can't have something that isn't real :^)

>>87492845
They could do with more male bisexuals, not a whole lot of those

>>87492983
>it's a ripoff of a Titans series that /co/ hates
That doesn't help their case, certainly.

>>87492972
Hey, She-Hulk has always been about preventing copyright infringement.
Not that far a leap.

>>87492970
>thinks gayfags like the comic
Though I have to admit, even though I've never read Champions, I want to lick Sam's belly.

>>87492969
>>87492970
And, as we know from Spenser's crying, they don't even buy comics. Nice tactic, SJWaid.
>>87492983
I dunno, I don't watch this shit. There are no sjw garbage at least I suppouse.

>People ITT thinking prior romantic engagements will save anyone from catching the gays
Never forget Bobby. "Oh, you've been hetero your whole life, had numerous girlfriends and even took part in a famous love triangle? I guess you must have sucked at all your previous relationships, and the reason why is that you're gay and in denial"

>>87492980

>as if creators were obligated

it doesn't read like that to me? it's like asking if there'll be an x-man on the team or something

>>87493040
Yeah, you're on /co/. The gayest blue board.
Everyone here wants to do that.
Half of them while wearing a frilly dress

>>87492689
>>87492874


imagine all those love interests flowing, all the love triangles and the hurt, could be the beginning of marvel hitting the soap operas market.

>>87493089
>How mane of the Champions are gay?
compared to
>Are any of the Champions gay?

>>87492498

Kid Cyclops will turn out to be bisexual.
When he comes back (because he fucking will) Adult Cyclops will have a talk with him and accept that he is bi now.

Search it in your hearts, you know this to be true.

>>87492970
> implying gaythreads even like Marvel

look at this guy.

>>87492891
>>87492607
>>87492830
*smacks heads*
It's not Miles, you goddamn retards.
Bendis doesn't want his pet OC to be gay. Heck he wants to hook him up with every flavor of the month at least once. He's now having Miles suck lips with Spider-Gwen.

>>87493175
*unsheathes katana*

I long for the days where Waid was just a whiny douchebag.

>>87492874
>everybody
Speak for yourself, tumblard.

>>87492498
Why not Cyclops? They can slowly reveal that all the X-Men were full gay when they were young before the evil bigots out there forced them into the closet.

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I hope you guys aren't actually upset about Nova being gay. It's okay when it's a cute boy.

>>87493175
>*smacks heads*
You need to be eighteen or above to post on 4chan.

>>87493242
That's the most progressive thing I've read all day. You should send your pitch to Marvel.

>>87492857
Oh yeah I forgot about that.
When a dude shows interest in girls he's actually gay.
Well acording to Bendis...

>>87493175

*grabs him by the throat*

Back the fuck off?!

>>87493217
I long for the days where Waid was a good writer.

>>87493408
The two are one in the same as far as I'm concerned.

>>87492716
Like, them as a couple dating Sam? That'd be funny.

>>87493485
>*one and the same
Fuck.

>>87492795
>Making a robot asexual
Never seen that before!

>>87492741
>Cho won't be so smug when he sees me sucking all these dicks. Yeah, that'll show him.

It'd be funny if Sam gave up on trying with women to go for men, only to find the same lack of success in his homosexual pursuits.

>>87492932
His name alone implies he'd want to ride that dick.

>>87493724
Like Anthony Burch?

>>87493724
Failed with Women, robots and now men... I'm not sure what else the poor little guy can do after this.

>>87493752

Woah now, let's not go quite that far. Sam at least has the whole "can drag his enemies straight through a star" thing going for him.

>>87493827
...
Animals?

>>87493752
>Like Anthony Burch?

No way man. There is even more about Burch shitty life?

>>87492498
What if it happens when Jeen goes to visit Tyke.

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>>87493870
Are we certain he hasn't already?

Whatever. They always make characters gay that I don't care about. But the characters I want to be gay stay straight.

>>87493827

symbiotes

>>87493923
Too sentient. It has to be something on the fringes of consent that can't really say no.

>>87493898
He convinced his wife to have an open relationship something like three years ago, and while she got all the dick she could take, he got nothing. He eventually started going for men, and still got nothing. If that sounds unlikely, remember that he printed and framed a tweet from Anita Sarkeesian.

>>87493923
OH BOY!

>>87493923
>smokin' your furry tail
>smoking is sometimes used to mean sucking and tail to sometimes used to mean dick
what did they mean by this

Literal diversity squad.

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>>87493993

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>>87492498
>Miles already getting shipteased with Bombshell, Kamala and Spider-Gwen.
>Cho already swapping spit with Viv.
>Likelihood of Cyclops turning out to be anything but straight is extremely unlikely when Iceman already got thrown under the bus by Bendis.
>That only leaves one candidate left.
Poor Sam just can't catch a break.

>>87493989

I knew all that but I didn't know that he went for men. Also don't forget the divorce and she taking his WiiU.

I just checked his twitter and the fuck has a image profile and header that make him look brown when he is white as fuck. He is the gift that keeps on giving.

>>87492741

There needs to be an edit where the background is just Miles and Kamala porn.

>>87494045
Wew lad.

I feel like there's. Grand total of 11 people who have watched this.

>>87492830
But Scott's been around exactly as long as Bobby has, and Bendis turned him gay no problem.

>>87493120
But Cyclops is dead.

Or did you not read the new X-men issues?

>>87494138

Scott's had multiple long, committed relationships with multiple women.

>>87494162
>Scott's had multiple long, committed relationships with multiple women.
It's cute that you think that will stop them.

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>>87492498
>Keep reading

>>87494116
A modern classic, unappreciated in its time.

>>87494096

>he is white as fuck

you need to get your eyes checked anon

>>87493120
He'll turn into a tranny!

>>87494162
That's right, also cosmic birds, why not try men and teenage girls?

>>87493254
Fuck off fat fag.

>>87492498
>Keep reading
kek

>How many
>Not "Are there any", but "How many"
>More than you think
All of them. They're fruity as a bunch of bananas.

>>87494162
HE WAS JUST IN DENIAL!

>>87494428
They're probably going to have a bunch of wanton teen orgies in the woods where they just grab the nearest person and go at it. Chulk and Viv are just the start of it.

But Sam hasn't expressed interest in boys before in his own series. Wouldn't it be more effective if they made a new character gay?

There is no straight. There is only LGBT or in denial.

>>87494514
There's no free hate publicity from that.

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>>87494514
You know how

>>87494514
You obviously don't know what hapenned to Iceberg. Don't you?

>>87492498

Viv as the pansexual who also fucks kitchen supplies.

>>87492607
Him and Kamala have already been in a straight relationship.

Miles already had his bestfriend superhero gal turn and go for Kitty Pride. The same shock value would be redundant. Kamala best chance would be a thing for Ms Marvel.

Sam not sure. Pretty sure they could pull a Bobby with him.

>>87492557
If the human form of a Hulk transitioned, would the Hulk change too? If it didn't, would it return the human to their original sex when it changed back?

>>87492857

That's true. Nobody shows interest in that many women and actually has any interest in women. It's simply not a thing which is known to occur.

How do you guys think Loeb would take this? Considering that Sam is an expy of his dead son.

>>87492660
>I think Willow might already be doing that with Kamala's friend, the one with the blond chick.
What's there to struggle with? It's said at the beginning of the first volume that her parents are pretty liberal or not particularly religious or whatever and she's doing the whole super devout, hijab wearing shit as a form of teenage rebellion more than anything else.

If Kamala was a rug munchere there'd be no drama there either. Her family would be super supportive and accepting of it probably. Can't show any of Islamn's flaws after all.

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>Young Avengers
>everyone is gay
>Runaways
>everyone is gay
>Champions
>everyone is gay

Remember when the selling point for teen heroes was their legacy roles?

>>87494766
Waid is probably going to be found dead soon.
Sam will suddenly have 15 different women to choose from

>>87494877
There was only one person who was gay in Runaways though.

>>87494766
All he can do is take it with good grace. He can't exactly go on a rant about how making Sam gay is an insult to his son's memory or anything its current year for Gods sake.

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Welcome to the Club, Nova.

>>87494913
>TFW I don't normally prove of this change but I hope loeb suffers for it after all the fucking books he's ruined.
I hope a comic book finally manages to hurt him after all the comic books he's hurt me with.

>>87492498
They're all gay because Mark needs to keep everything as dull and sexless as possible.

>>87494971
All we can do is hope his son dies in Nova vol 7

>>87492498
Well he has sustained a lot of brain damage during his time as Nova.

>>87494925

Who is the green one? Not Hulkling.

>>87495016
Anole

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anole_(comics)

>Keep reading

Honestly, one day I wanna create a transgender superhero, preferably within the Marvel or DC universes just for the sake of exposure. Just so none of these pandering, self righteous cunts can do it first and fuck it up for everyone else.

>>87495157
at least you will be creating a new one and not fucking with an existing character.

>>87494992
>TFW we won't get a super gay book were Sam creeps on nova playing to track don't stand so close to me.
I guess gay is no synonymous with sexless in media now.

>>87492498
When did Waid become a hack?

>>87494897
lol okay

>>87495016
Anole, the guy they could've done a shitload of "Wow its suddenly real hard being a gay mutant when your species is endangered and everyone's looking at you to breed." stories with.

>>87495157
>>87495225
Turn an existing girl character into a dude and
have whoever she is dating go gay for dude her.
BAM two birds.

>>87495225
God, could you imagine what the reaction would be if they decided to transition an established character? Like, no Rule 63 magic or anything like Gal Gardner, just straight up, "I wanna be the opposite sex"?

>>87495306
When he stopped working for DC. That pretty much applies to every comics writer and artist in history. Waid, Soule, Lemire, Moore, Spencer, Kirby, the list goes on. The second a writer stops working for DC, they turn to shit.

>>87493175

*flips table*

>>87495373
And then they notice how badly that works in 616 where like a dozen things are around that can easily make that happen for realsies?
>Hey, Doc Strange, could you, maybe...?

>>87492498
Viv seems like the most obvious answer. I bet anything they make Kidclops gay just to fuck with Cyclops fans even more.

>>87495315
There was glowy dike and that was it. What are you thinking of?

>>87495417
Hey, as long as the switch from Girl to Boy or vice versa is consensual.

>>87495445
>Cyclops is gay now
>They set this up so that when they bring back Adult Cyclops it turns out that he was always gay and Jean and Emma have just been manipulating him into being straight the entire time.
If that happened I was would be so confused I'd probably buy the actual comic just so I have actual physical proof it exists.

>>87494766

Ultima2m

>Waid is going to make this book even worse than it already is
The absolute madman! Is he actively trying to outdo Bendis in terms of shitty output?

>>87495526
>Jean... manipulating him into being straight the entire time
So pretty much the opposite of what happened with teen her and Iceman? I suppose that's what happens when you bring telepath forward in time and introduce her to slash fiction.

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>>87492498
>keep reading

>>87493175
*unzips dick*

>>87494925
Power Pack girl mc rainbow butt is gay? When did this happen?

>>87492498
that makes me want to read this comic more

oh wait no it doesn't

Marvel does it again!

>>87493827
Aliens.

>>87495676
No it's what happens when there are five boys and only one of them is decent looking and not vapid. Hank was cool but he wasn't a jock. Angel was too selfabsorbed. Bobby was a kid. It makes sense that she wanted the all american one.

>>87492498
Nova? More like like"Blowing Guys And Taking It In The Shitter", amirite? I am right.

>>87495868
>implying that's gay

>>87492600
He's probably gay. Look for The Cockmongling Hulk by March.

>>87492498
Marvel thinks nobody but SJWs buy comics these days .

>>87492498
Wew lad, how hard did Cho cuck him?

>>87495906
Point taken. He may be one of dozens of imaginary genders we haven't even thought of yet.

>>87492578
More like transbot. It'd be super easy, too.

>>87495940
They tweet a lot! That surely means they're the ones buying the all the books.

>>87495969
Whatever nigga, as long as the balls don't touch.

>>87492498
Sam Alexander shotacon doujin when?

>>87492619
There needs to be less in general. Making more and more characters lgbt because the book needs at least two is going to run out of characters to change soon.

>>87494162
Yeah, and they all failed because he was secretly gay.

I mean, he left Madelyne because WARREN called him. WARREN.

>>87493175
>lgtb
>b
>bi
>bisexual

>>87495813
Runaways. They also turned her into a flighty, wanna be actress, and arbitrarily aged her up into college age.

>>87496860
This guy's got the right idea. Sam traveling to a planet of tentacle aliens WHEN?

>>87497025
>lgtb

Bisexuals got demoted?

>>87497053
I've decided not to be mad. That's letting Marvel win. Let Marvel do any stupid shit they want with him. Bring on the Gaylien plant tentacles.

>>87497214
its not like the LGT like the B anyways

>>87497856
The L and the T don't even like the G much these days.

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>>87492932
>Sam turned gay
>guy literally named Dick Rider
>co-starring a book

>>87492741
My mind wanders...

>>87492932
>shotadom

>>87498454
>"b-but Sam my heart belongs to Peter!"
>"but your body doesn't"

>>87498547
>>87498454
Hm...it takes 3 people to have sex in space. How would Sam fulfill his shotadom fantasies?

>>87498819
They do it inside the worldmind and summon a distinct defunct Nova consciousness every time.

>>87492498
No
Fuck you

>>87497886
what's the reason?

>>87498454
>Sam ties up Dick and rides him despite his pleas
Doujin WHEN

>>87494877
>Runaways
>gay
One dyke now means everyone's gay? And no you idiot, Nico isn't gay.

>>87499370
Men

Huh. Well okay then.

mark waid is a fucking hack

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I don't get it, Nova has had a girlfriend longer than anyone else, why is he assumed gay.

>>87500096
The closest thing he's had to a girlfriend is that goth chick that vanished.
Rich gets bitches left and right, though.

>>87500150
They were making out and didn't Sam even call her his girlfriend, how does that not count? I wouldn't say vanished either since it's only been like 2 issues she hasn't shown up.

Knowing these shitty comics though she's probably long gone, whatever. Fuck capeshit.

>>87500281
I honestly don't remember them ever making out, but I also didn't read anything except the last 2 issues of Sean Ryan's volume since it is so fucking bad.

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>>87494925
Cullen is cute.

No. Please No. No. Just no. I've had it with you fucking sexual deviants. Not everything need to be gay. Not everyone is supposed to be gay. Like a really small percentage of the population is gay and almost everybody that is a fucking Superhero turns out to be gay. Can we just stop please. Can there be normal superhero shit like the old days? Why must everything need to be gay? Fuck this hopeless generation.

>>87500096
iceman has had multiple female love interests, but bendis still turned him gay and even shot down that he was bi.

continuity doesnt matter at marvel.

>>87493845
God that was a kick ass issue.

>>87497886
Yeah but you gotta keep it in there for when the T metamorphise and are now G

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>>87506094
>the T metamorphise and are now G

Umbrella?

>>87492600
...yet

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>>87492750

>hitlerclops still male, insisting it's just a phase when talking to the younger one
>gets called a shitlord

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>>87501172
And the nice thing is, he has a tentacle alien inside of him, so he is the perfect solution for what these guys want
>>87497053
>>87497759

>>87492498
Jesus Christ
Didio and Harras need to swallow their pride, apologize to this fucker and give him Superman already and save whatever's left of his career reputation

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>people upset about this
But why? Do you people not want to see the porn that would come from it?

>>87508815
Evan can shape shift into anything he wants. Plus he's cute. Cute boys deserve to be with each other.

>>87492498
>how many of the new champions are lgbt?

WHY IS THIS A FUCKING CONCERN? JUST READ THE STORIES GODDAMN.

>>87509236
Some people just care about quotas being filled, they don't actually read the books.

>>87492498
>Nova confirmed to be gay
Wouldn't that be something that should be revealed in a character's own book and not some team book that only has few issues under it's belt?

>>87492498
What idiot thought that giving Waid a bunch of teenagers to write was a good idea?

>>87509350
This is NuMarvel, anon. They don't care about logic. Only headlines.

>>87509071
>But why? Do you people not want to see the porn that would come from it?

Because porn would come anyway you fucking imbecile. Fuck us for wanting a decent story, right?

>>87492498
Does he have a cute butt?
This is important.

>>87493175

*memes nicely*

>>87494726

The Hulk is not a social construct.

Let's just put it that way.

>>87494726
>If it didn't, would it return the human to their original sex when it changed back?

It definitely would. All of the damage caused by hormones and surgeries would be regenerated away.

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>>87492498

But that's not who I want to be gay.

>>87512826
I liked Kamala's big nose. Why do artists remove her big nose. It made her face stand out from the crowd, like with MJ's dimples.

>>87509071
Fujoshit is cancer, you should die from AIDs.

>>87512813
>All of the damage caused by hormones and surgeries would be regenerated away.
You're assuming surgery; but given the existence of magic (or even flawless nanite supertech that worked on a genetic level) I could see it just being a new base-form to hulk out of and then back into.

And they're not very consistent about these things: Komodo in 50 State Initiative regrew both legs when she transformed ( using an advanced form of Connor's Lizard formula ) ... and then they magically evaporated when she shifted back ( which makes zero sense ); whereas Connors in a more recent Spider-Man arc DID keep his regenerated limb (and had to keep cutting it off so no one would notice).

I realize that those two are, technically, not the same ( because no Gamma ); but they're all Super Science Based Physical Transformations with Regenerative Properties and illustrate the fact that Comic Book Science is pretty much Rubber.

The only correct answer to OPs question is: it depends entirely on who's writing the character at the time and what story they're telling (also at the time).

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>>87512852
Because most fan-artists are limited in their skills. A nose that is unlike the nose they typically stay with will become some sort of monstrosity that's run out of their control.

>character shows a healthy interest in women in his own book
>some other writer in some other book makes him gay
Fuck I'd hate writing for comic books

>>87493032
>You can't have something that isn't real :^)
Without going into whether bisexuality is real, because you're a stranger on the Internet and I don't care what you think of that... You know we're talking about Marvel comic books, right? You can indeed have things that aren't real. I can't think of the last Marvel comic book I read that didn't have things that weren't real.

>>87513098
When you play with other peoples' toys, you have to share.

>In 2017 everyone will be gay
>being straight well be crime

>>87513149
Which is why I'd hate it

>>87508815
>>87509071
So when are Hulking, Evan, and cullen going to have a horrifying threesome.

>>87512997
Jesus christ. Stardust is terrifying.

>>87509071
Fuck off yaoi fag. Evan isn't gay

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>>87513098
>some other writer in some other book makes him gay
That's pretty minor, senpai.

Imagine if you wrote Mettle and Hazmat as OTP in Avenger's Academy only to have them run through the meatgrinder by Dennis "am I aptly named or what?" Hopeless.

>>87493089

No, you don't understand. These..."people" are asking how any of the cast are queer. As if being queer is just a thing that HAPPENS instead of an explicit attack on decent people! This is clearly nothing other than another act by the SJW Illuminati to destroy America!

>>87513214
Eh, Gage got to have his revenge by writing that fill-in where he pointed out that Arcade's plan made no sense at all.

>>87513214
Dude I didn't need that reminder

Viv honestly out to be bisexual. Cho is interested in girls but I could see him being bi too. Sam should be gay.

>>87513231
What issue was that?

>>87494540

To be fair, they're not going to get any publicity off of Sam.

>>87513279
>Sam should be gay
He has literally been shown to be attracted to girls

>>87494809
>What's there to struggle with? It's said at the beginning of the first volume that her parents are pretty liberal or not particularly religious or whatever and she's doing the whole super devout, hijab wearing shit as a form of teenage rebellion more than anything else.

That hasn't been clearly established. It's just as likely she started wearing the hijab to reconnect with a culture that her parents were obviously lukewarm about if they came to America in the first place (assuming they're first-generation immigrants).

If I remember correctly, we know absolutely nothing about Nakia's parents except that they weren't happy about her wearing the hijab.

>>87513314
>marvel unintentionally doing a story about a pair of moderate muslims accidentally raising a radical

>>87513287
#13

>>87492980
>>87493089
>obligated: yes or no
I've worked in the service industry my entire life, and after a while, you begin to notice which questions stem from curiosity/want, and which questions are rhetorical questions/threats masquerading as curiosity/want.

>1. Confront them in public.
This is one of the reasons the wrongest customers shout and the biggest idiots on the internet troll and brigade; you hope to give the appearance to a passerby that you're actually the victim. It's also a way to implicitly threaten the person you're asking. "Keep in mind, the WORLD is listening."

>2, Weaponized courtesy
Tumblr calls it a "sea lion." I live in the south, so I see it in venomously *pleasant* women, SJW's embody it by posturing themselves as "the only moral choice." Everything that comes out of their mouths is a threat. It's a dare. You literally have two choices; with them, and against them. But they hide this by speaking in terms that *seem* agreeable and harmless. "Do you hate diversity?!?"

>>87513222
>marvel character traits just "happening"
mmhmm.

>>87513214
What about Reptil?
Marvel are a bunch of hacks when they kept him dead after Arena.

>>87492498
Why pleasing LGBT is a thing?

They even buy comics?

>>87513744
It's not about specifically pleasing LGBT as much as "being publicly supportive of a minority group" makes you "definitely a good person."

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>>87513231
>he pointed out that Arcade's plan made no sense at all
I've noticed that happening more often lately (but, to be fair, that might have more to do with the current CWII shenanigans needing serious damage control pretty much line wide. With THAT MANY titles directly affected you're going to get at least token pushback from a few of them).

>>87494877
I thought the selling point for teen heroes was the teen drama.

>>87513479
>I live in the south, so I see it in venomously *pleasant* women
"Well, bless your heart! I'll be praying for you."

>>87513231
That's not bringing mettle back anon

one of the few good things we could of had out of that hopeless trash heap one armed nicobecame trash tier quickly once she got her Animi arm

>>87513698
>they kept him dead after Arena
I can only assume he didn't shift enough merch; because he was even on Super Hero Squad prior and they were treating him like a big deal; but that was before Kamala and Robbie Reyes got popular and they forgot about him.

>>87513867
He never had a push in the comics to be honest, and even then there was too much drama with finesse and his powers.

They brought him for a Disney special episode last year with his original voice actor though, so who knows.

>>87513789
And since liberals are so brittle-hearted that reading a mean twitter has the same effect as being diagnosed with cancer, "being supportive" never means doing anything truly helpful in the real world.

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>>87513789
>"being publicly supportive of a minority group" makes you "definitely a good person."
The shorthand for this is "Virtue Signaling."

It's not anything new ( image related is a Bloom County comic from the 1980's when raging against Aparthied in South Africa was suddenly important to a bunch of white kids in college ); although the nature of Social Media generally and Twitter especially has made it much more obvious. How many of the "Christians" in your Facebook feed have The Bible listed as their "favorite book" for example? And how many of those people could even name the 10 commandments if pressed?

Or, to keep this /co specific, how many people have been screaming for more "diversity" online (or in person as cons) and how much of that noise has actually translated into sales at Marvel now that 4/5 of their books have {gender, race}bent and/or LGBTQWTFBBQ characters?

>>87513941
>liberals are so brittle-hearted
>liberals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v46yDz70X8

>>87514163
>image related is a Bloom County comic from the 1980's when raging against Aparthied in South Africa was suddenly important to a bunch of white kids in college
This reminds me of the Free Tibet shit a few years back. I criticized it then when asked as not a way to actually achieve anything. And it didn't.
Current trends are even dumber than that. because with the rise of "safe spaces" etc. on college campuses students are basically advocating racial and/or gender segregation. I think it was Christina Hoff Sommers that said on Rubin Report that fringe Second Wave feminist extremists that got teaching positions are to blame. Basically "feminazis" have indoctrinated the youth to the point students cannot think for themselves.

>>87513185
When has that ever stopped anyone?

>>87508937
>trying to saddle DC with this cuck

fuck off. He's banned from the building for a reason

>>87514163
This is literally the first post I've read on this site that uses the words "virtue signaling" in their original meaning and not shortly followed by "gas all kikes and hang all niggers" levels of posting. Thank you.

>>87514239
>"feminazis" have indoctrinated the youth
It's adorable the way you completely ignore both the time frame of the image as well as the rest of the text of the post because it doesn't fit your narrative. This is every BIT as prevalent on the Right as it is on the Left because what we're talking about is "feels before reals" and that comes down to Ideology (and any specific FLAVOR of Ideology) just like trying to force everyone to do what you want and stop anyone raising any points you find uncomfortable isn't exclusive to the Communists on the Left or the Fascists on the Right; but is a function of Authoritarianism which is what happens when ANY Ideology crawls far enough up it's own asshole.

>>87513479

You seem curiously eager to interpret people's actions as deliberate attacks or manipulation.

the whole fucking book is gay

>>87514383
You are talking about the general, I was talking about specifics.
Of course it happens on all sides of the political spectrum, but the Apartheid example reminded me of the Free Tibet movement and current gender policies at American campuses ones. Free Tibet I got to witness in my own country (there are still some Free Tibet murals at a specific roundabout in my town), the gender thing I read about online. Both are stupidly ineffective.

The only thing I recall for comics and apartheid was when Grant Morrison created B'wana Beast II in Animal Man and he claimed his name was FREEDOM BEAST, because apartheid.

Apartheid was over by the time the issue came out or some nonsense...

>>87494925
Iceman is straight.
Jean Grey turned him gay.

>>87514882
>Jean Grey turns strait clean cut young lads into flaming twinkies!
HAWT! Faux News would literally spontaneously combust.

>>87494925
>Marvel Boy
>America Chavez
>Prodigy
All three were hetero till Gillen's Young Avengers.

>>87515320
>Nova
>Amadeus Cho
>Viv
All three were hetero till Wad's Champions

>>87515545
Waid hasn't changed anything yet.

>>87515622
Keep reading.

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>>87496941
Case in Point

I'm cool with new LGBT characters/heros/villains, but all the retcon-ing of established characters as LGBT is a bit offensive and not very creative.
Now the question is if this was a compulsive/spontaneous move by the writer or if it was an Editorial mandate?

>>87492902
This is some next gen yuri.Making your husband take your lesbian lover as the second wife, is of the hardcore.

>>87492498
Seems right up bendis's alley.

>>87492498

All the members of the team except Viv have their own book, right? Waid doesn't have character authority over any of these characters except the android. So she will definitely be... no-straight. agender or genderfluid or something. She can probably control sexual traits anyways, grow a synthazoid dick.

For the other characters, Waid might be working together with their true owners but I kinda doubt there will be any sexual revelations that first appear in Champions.

There is no way Marvel is going to make their premiere muslim character non cis/hetero, that would be spitting in the face of the same people they're pandering to.

>>87512852
Because we can't have nice things