What's the worst thing to say in front of an enraged Batman?

What would your parents think of this?

Stop! I-I have a gun!

>>87487917
I killed joker

I had sex with Joker.

I had sex with Robin.

>>87488145
>>87488163
So did he tho

I had sex with Alfred.

>>87488180
Batman doesn't like sloppy seconds.

C'mon man, lighten up, it's not like your parents are dead.

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>>87487917
M - Martha...

>>87488145
>>87488163
>>87488189
I had sex with all of them, and we plan on going out to dinner and a movie this Friday before doing it again.

>>87487917
"What are you gonna do, rape me?"

>>87487917

I was just following orders.

Guys look, it's Zorro.

>>87488207
Explain Catwoman then

>>87487917
Well, actually, the correct term is "ephebophile".

>>87488329
Do you think Batman sucks other men's cum out of her pussy when he finishes being a prostitute?

I fucked your mother while your dad watched me, like the cuck he is.

>>87488367
He jerked off in the corner and twirled his gay little mustache

>>87487917
Your parents are dead.

>>87487917
You honestly thought a pathetic little nobody like Joe Chill killed your parents all these years? Oh, that's just too funny!

IT WAS ME, BRUCIE.

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>>87487917
ITS AWWWWWRIGHT

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>>87487917

>>87488268

He is a zorro fanboy

>>87487917
You going to see your parents this Thanksgiving?

I killed Superman.

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>>87487917
Your parents died like little bitches
Jason was all your fault
Dick was a better Batman than you ever were
Damian was a complete fuck-up thanks to you
Barbara becoming a crippie was all your fault

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"Are you going to keep making it weird, Bruce?"