Homestuck

>>87470876
This picture is fucked up on so many levels.
>A bottle
What?

>>87471037
Kanaya should kill herself.

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>>87470876
>Left Eye
>Right Eye

>>87470876
I would pay $90 just to see what the big deal is. Nearly 4x the price of puss!

>>87470907
Got to make sure nothing is spilled.
And that you stock up for the lean years.

>>87471142
But why? Is she getting people pregnant? Drinking it?

Lean years?

>>87471037
Kanaya has pretty good taate outside of jynx

>>87471162
Jade gets people pregnant, Rose is just a hidden drunk

>>87471297
what's wrong with jynx?

>>87471304
>Jade gets people pregnant
But how?

Drunk off semen?

>>87471162
>Lean years?

dictionary definition for lean years: "years of need, years of lack, years in which needed supplies or goods were not available."

So she is saving the excess semen for the times when she won't be able to procure it directly from the source.

>>87471356
But why wouldn't she get the semen from the source for those years? Why does she need the semen?

>>87471328
Legislation

>>87471393
Jade is a tyrant.

>>87471420
Kanaya is trash.

>>87471410
Shut up and go have babies, royal orders

>>87471477
With who?

Great thread so far guys.

>>87471368
>But why wouldn't she get the semen from the source for those years?

Because it wouldn't be available in the amount she normally requires for whatever reason; hence why it is a lean year.

>Why does she need the semen?

drink it, bath in it, swim in it, dip her clothes in it, rub her body parts in it as if it was lotion, and likely many other things that eludes my mind. She lets guys fuck both her eye socket and her remaining eye, so we can only assume that she needs it in ways we cannot begin to fathom.

>>87471503
But what is the reason?

This is a terrifying alt universe you've created.

>>87471522
Look, here's a smoking hot blonde who lets you fuck her in any hole up to and including her eye socket for at most $90. Do you need any more reason?

>>87471591
Yes, I do. I am frightened for her.

>>87471492
Doesn't matter, so long as you marry them.

>>87471660
But I don't know who to choose. There are so many lesbians and aliens to pick from.
>>87471664
Kanaya poster did nothing right.

>>87471713
Her nose, eyebrows, and hair are all fucking weird.

>>87471681
You don't GET aliens and lesbians pregnant, you get your wife pregnant.
Son of a Lalonde, you're gonna end up in jail with that attitude, you know how Godqueen Jade "You've either bred or you're dead" Harley views interracial breeding.

>>87471713
Needs thicker bangs and wings.

>>87471763
I was being sarcastic, of course. As much as Jade likes to think otherwise, a ruler can't really enforce the culture of her land. There are simply not enough breedable women.

Jade "WHERE THE FUCK IS DAVEPETA" Harley
Jade "I like Jade, but she prefers to be alone" Harley
Jade "I hope she fucks off and dies" Harley

>>87470876
>Left Eye
>Right Eye
Good god.

>>87471799
>There are simply not enough breedable women.

You're just not looking hard enough, there are TONS of fertile human girls out there. Especially because most of them descended from the Prospit kids and are thus pretty fucking horny.

>>87471800
>Jade "I like Jade, but she prefers to be alone" Harley
Well, I mean, that kind of makes sense.

>>87471822
Show me one (1) and I'll go right after her.

>>87471825
It's literally the exact opposite of what she prefers. Her sole character motivation in the end was "wake up and be with people"

>>87471825
t. icels

>>87471825
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>>87471848
>Her sole character motivation in the end was "wake up and be with people"
Well, there's a balance, of course.

But then again, Jade is kind of aloof and can't deal with people's emotions too well so it's understandable to think that to some extent.
>>87471855
There it is.
>>87471869
No, you.

High blood oppression needs to end NOW

sometipsygnostalgic is garbage

>>87471889
>Jade is kind of aloof

Jade has literally since the comic began wanted nothing but to meet up with her friends.
She has not, nor has she ever been, someone who wants to be alone.

Jade "She became super depressed when she lost all her friends, she obviously doesn't want company" Harley

>>87471949
Maybe "aloof" wasn't the right word but she definitely isn't a 100% people person.
>She has not, nor has she ever been, someone who wants to be alone.
She gets overwhelmed by people pretty easily though. I don't know how to describe it, Anon. I just think prolonged exposure might wear her down a bit.
>>87471963
I'm fine with you thinking this is bullshit though.

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>>87470907
alcoholism. Because damaged goods are hot, somehow?

>>87471988
Why didn't she say "beer" then? And why is there a bottle full of semen?

>>87472001
obviously she likes semen as much as other people like alcohol.

>>87471987
>I just think prolonged exposure might wear her down a bit.
The word you're looking for is "make her happy"
Jade was willing to live with Karkat of all people, that's how much of a desperate for affection and companionship slut is.
For god sake's man, she's part dog.

Jade "She gets too overwhelmed by people and this is why she needs to fuck off from Dave" Harley

>>87472015
What?

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>>87472001
Looks like a douche bottle to me, but I'm guessing the artist doesn't know how to draw a winebottle.

Jade "The next time Dave so much as acknowledges her I am going to mail my severed ear to Hussie out of sheer fury" Harley

>>87472023
>The word you're looking for is "make her happy"
Maybe, a little bit of both but, still, I think she'd want some alone time now and again. I think her enthusiasm would wear off after a while since it's pretty reactionary.
And didn't she kind of like Karkat?
>>87472025
Now don't twist my words around, Anon.

>>87472040
Damn, this is a surprisingly hot Gif. Can't believe Kanaya got cucked by a bottle of all things too.

>>87472068
>I think she'd want some alone time now and again.

She's the only one willing to hang out with John. She is the exact opposite of someone who wants to be alone. She was alone for more than half her life. It's pretty evident she doesn't want that ever again.

>>87472100
>She's the only one willing to hang out with John.
And? Again, you're not really acknowledging my point, Anon. Yes, she loves her friends and yes, she has a ton of enthusiasm about meeting them but she gets overwhelmed emotionally fairly easily. A break now and then isn't being a hermit, it's just being (closer) to well-adjusted.

Remember that time everyone took a vacation but forgot to invite Jade, and when they came back she had gone crazy and murdered a guy

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>>87472044
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For fuck's sake, Hiroshima. If you're going to replace infrastructure with your buddy's gear, make sure your buddy knows what the fuck they're doing.

>>87472145
Good thing it was only Karkat.

>>87472139
Literally everything in the comic indicates the exact opposite of what you say.
You're trying to apply this stupid headcanon to the character it's the most inappropriate for. It's like gay John.

>>87472165
>Literally everything in the comic indicates the exact opposite of what you say.
Except for the parts where Jade gets pissed off at people for talking about their problems and shit?

It's not a headcanon. It's a part of her character. I'm acknowledging what you're saying but I'm also adding onto it.
>gay John
Oh, come on.

>>87472139
>she gets overwhelmed emotionally fairly easily
>fairly easily
The time she actually lost it emotionally was after being mindraped by eldritch abomations, harassed by Karkat, and had a whole bunch of other shit happen to her that destroyed her entire world.
That's not "getting overwhelmed emotionally fairly easily".

>>87472201
>Jade gets pissed off at people for talking about their problems and shit?

You mean the times she did it to Karkat, Jadesprite, and when grimbark?
That's not really a thing. Even fucking dream Jade, the retard, humored and supported Tavros. She also happily listened to Kanaya's problems, Dave's problems, tried to help Rose emotionally, etc, etc.

>>87472228
She also got pissy at Eridan for trying to give her a gun. I'm not talking about "losing it", I'm just talking about getting overwhelmed. There's a pretty big difference.

>>87472262
You're really using someone not putting up with Eridan as grounds for them being unable to deal with people's shit? Really? Fucking really?

Does Karkat even have fans?

>they are all Karezi or Davekat shippers

>>87472262
Nobody likes Eridan, and he's a flirtatious creep who gives her the gun in some misplaced sense of rivalry. Her getting mad at him is actually reasonable.

>>87472257
>Even fucking dream Jade, the retard, humored and supported Tavros
But Dream Jade isn't really the pissy version of Jade.
>happily listened to Kanaya's problems, Dave's problems, tried to help Rose emotionally,
I remember her being pretty testy and impatient with those. Or it's just been a while. I remember that being one of her definitive flaws. What were her flaws then?
>>87472286
He literally just tried to give her a gun.

>>87472315
But she threw the insanely OP gun out the window. That just seems like overkill.

>>87472316
>He literally just tried to give her a gun.
No, no he didn't.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005075
Reread the damn conversation. He gives her the gun because he wants her to go after Rose and rants and rambles about some shady shit.
And she's definitely not testy or impatient with any of those three people.

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:^)

>>87472315
This honestly. Eridan's character trait is that he's insufferable.

>>87472333
>OP
Did she even ever fight anything besides Jack?

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>>87472322
SLUTSDON'TSLEEPSLUTSDON'TSLEEPSLUTSDON'TSLEEPSLUTSDON'TSLEEP

>>87472340
I still think throwing the gun away was a bit much. Then I must be completely misremembering Jade somehow. What were her flaws?
>>87472359
It still seems kind of stupidly wasteful. Wasn't Bec Noir a massive threat by then?

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>>87472350

>>87472385
That still doesn't work right.

>>87472316
>I remember her being pretty testy and impatient with those.

Nope. When Kanaya talks about her issues, she supports it and says she'll make a great bug-raising-thing. When talking to Dave about his death/bro's death she tries to console him, and with Rose she tries to comfort her and talk her out of fighting Noir.

>>87472398
literally everybody wins

>>87472350
THE ADVENTURES OF NIGGER AFRO DAVE, PINK FAT HOBBIT KARKAT AND NEW CHARACTER: GORILLA MAN JADE

>>87472405
Except Karkat doesn't feel it.

>>87472419
and...?

>>87472383
Her flaws were the exact opposite of being impatient. Like the other prospit she's got a temper issue but approaches it differently. She bottles it up inside rather than dealing with it outright. Jade is years of pent up rage.

>>87472399
>with Rose she tries to comfort her and talk her out of fighting Noir.
Oh, God, I do not remember this at all.
>>87472426
I thought she was just impatient when it came with others' shit. Not exactly rude but just disinterested and shit. I literally have brain damage, sorry, Anon.

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What was the big deal about this shit anyway? the first few chapters just seem like some shitty sims fanfic or something.

>>87472450
>Not exactly rude but just disinterested and shit.

Exact opposite. Jade was always the enthusiastic happy one.
Also remember she has trouble with the trolls because they literally harassed her for years.

>>87472426
>Like the other prospit she's got a temper issue
Jake doesn't have one.

>>87472463
WTF, I hate Acts 1-3 now.

>>87472476
Jake has honest-to-god brain damage.

>>87472476
>Jake doesn't have one
>he didn't watch Prince: Rise up flash

>>87472463
It turned into a big deal because of a bunch of stupid aliens repurposed by fans for projection and porn.

The chapters in a middle are a uniquely compelling work of fiction we unfortunately lost to the second half of the story being terrible.

>>87472491
i think that anon never read homestuck and just popped in to say that

>>87472476
Jake's legit retarded, he probably isn't capable of that much emotional range.

>>87472475
>Exact opposite. Jade was always the enthusiastic happy one.
I thought she'd get bored around others' feelings or whatever.

"build a wall :DD"

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>>87472426
This.
Jade won't be unable to deal with people's shit. She'll just snap one day and murder Karkat in a fit of terrifying rage, that will never come up again.

>>87472495
>Getting mad at a robot beating the shit out of you means you have anger problems.
What?

>>87472506
You're missing the nuance of my post, Anon.

>>87472511
You've confused meme Jade for real Jade.
And you even got meme Jade wrong, meme Jade is a racist rapist, not dismissive of people's feelings.

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>>87472512
Does Husslips make everything better?

>>87472521
Doesn't that tie back into what I originally said though? About needing to take breaks?
>>87472549
It's not a meme, pal. Just a misremembering.

And I referenced that last post so I need to get some points for that.

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>>87472559
You tell me.

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>>87472573
>breaks
No, Jade needs to be encouraged to be more open about her emotions and talk about when things make her upset, not avoid people and problem since that's exactly what leads to a lot of her problems in the first place. Jade needs a regular therapist and emotional support, not alone time.

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>>87472586
>>87472559

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>>87472586
A slightly tuned version.

>>87472539
Is this from 2011? Those were better times.

>>87472606
No therapists in the new world but that's a good point. But what I meant is that it sounds like something she would do- because she does.

>>87472613
that's MY wriggler

>>87472648
Surely someone would rediscover psychoanalysis because of Rose's legacy?

>>87472724
Rose's legacy of getting drunk and fucking aliens? Because that's all it is now.

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>>87472724
The same way Freud was the father of psychoanalisis: got it started but weighed it down with Freud's own personal obsessions.

>>87472817
What if Freud wanted to fuck Rose's Mom all along?

>>87472751
Considering their kids dress up as the gods on Halloween, they must know a little more than that about Rose. It would be too embarrassing otherwise. If they do know about RoseMary, going out dressed as Rose might be how the new world's girls have their first lesbian experience.

>>87472648
The world is advanced enough, I'm sure being therapist to the gods would be a great job opportunity.

>>87472915
>they must know a little more than that about Rose.
But that's all they could know post-retcon.
>.If they do know about RoseMary, going out dressed as Rose might be how the new world's girls have their first lesbian experience.
Wew.
>>87472939
It's too risky and the mongoloids who still worship them would probably be too busy fantasizing about them to give a fair judgement on them.

>>87472606
Are we really sinking low enough to do 3D porn comics now

>>87472959
well then Jade needs to find some other way to blow off steam.

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What do you guys think happens when Sburb gets a full version

Remember they were playing the beta

>>87472876
Turns out Freud and every other prominent psychoanalyst were related to the Strilondes by means of ectobiology. It's not that people generally want to their moms, it's just that Rose's mom is so hot.

>>87472982
Exercise or rape.

>>87472960
Hey it's a good mix of amusing dialogue and hot sex. That's what Homestuck smut should be.

>>87472991
In the sequel game series to Hiveswap.

>>87472995
Mom's ass is actually the catalyst of all psychological analysis.

>>87472996
Why not both
Jade can spend hours at the gym and then afterwards Dave can pull down those cute little workout shorts and give that sweaty harley booty a butt workout.

>>87473024
English please

>>87472996
SO she needs to chase after people for miles before raping them to death?

>>87473087
>Implying Jade does anal.
Heresy. We're going to have you burned at a stake now.
>>87473105
Raping cheetahs.

>>87473131
Who said a butt workout involves anal. You're doing your butt workouts wrong.

>>87473087
None of the Homestucks worked out, and that's a shame.

>>87473169
Squatting on his dick then?
>doing your butt workouts wrong
It's not like I'm gay or anything, baka.

>>87473091
How was that not perfectly good English, mate?

>>87473206
He's gotta spank and fondle those cheeks man, A butt like that you gotta appreciate like a fine wine.

>>87473187
No homestuck characters worked out?
Forgetting Equius?

>>87473232
That's not a work out though.

I read through 3/4 of Homestuck and I honestly don't remember a single thing aside from it being a clusterfuck.

>>87473252
Equius was naturally, or rather unnaturally, strong, remember? We never see him really work out.
Heck, only the Knights seem to have evidence of it, with Karkat training to be the Empress' fucktoy, and Dave obviously running around on the roof.
That's why I can't accept twink Dave, or at least a Dave with no muscles.

>>87473232
Both require an hourglass. Heyoooooooo.

>>87473265
She grinds on his face, it's like one of those pulling machines, but half-naked

>>87473274
>>87473252
Dirk also presumably trained and I'm assuming Dad worked out to get superhuman strength.

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Is it Joey...?

http://predictionbook.com/predictions/179797

>>87473318
idk but i know that...
i have stared death in the eyes

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>>87473318
Dad's strong because he's a dad.

>>87473318
Have my Joey instead. She's got two dancing outfits.

>>87473274
>>87473310
Also, Horuss was a bodybuilder.

>>87473274
>the idea of Dave as a twink rather than a ninja is so prevalent we'll never get muscular Dave manhandling his little dogwife
Just end me senpai

>>87473388
I blame Tumblr and our resident femdomfags.

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Was John ripped or was did he remain a twink well into his 20s?

or is he just fat like Ness

>>87473426
>or is he just fat like Ness
What?

>>87473408
If a femdomfag can't appreciate the idea of a little woman pushing down her muscular man and feeling his abs and pecs with a sort of desperate hunger than they're shittier at femdom than I thought.
That whole angle is what made Aradia/Equius so hot.

>>87473433
Ness is fat. Did you not know this?

>>87473439
That's like a fetish within a fetish. Should have kept Dave for us hetero normies.

>>87473466
I did not.

>>87473475
Yeah but him being in shape also means that afterwards he can just pick up Jade at any time and sling her over his shoulder and basically do whatever he wanted to her

>>87473491
Are you going to accept the claim without a fight or do I need evidence

>>87473505
See, I'm into that. That should be the norm here. Slim muscle Dave. But, no, he's gotta' be a fag.

>>87473512
I guess I'm just accepting it without a fight. You wouldn't lie to me, would you?

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>>87473538
Hey all my Daves are muscular and slim.

>>87473608
You don't matter in the grand scheme of things, Anon.

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>>87473563
oh...well okay

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>>87473632
But I make porn. What else matters now?

>>87473667
Why did Smash make him thin?

>>87473668
>>87473608
You have to make Dave properly fuck Jade. Hold her down and fuck her unconscious. Screw that tender shit.

>>87473668
Not enough, Anon. Not enough. Especially if it's 3dpd crap.

>>87473720
I don't like 3D stuff, but this Honey Select stuff really is something else.

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>>87473699
He was always pudgy though

>>87473668
Why did we get so little Homestuck aheago

>>87473762
It's really not though. 3dpd is still pretty bad.

>>87473776
Huh, that's pretty interesting. I never noticed that before. Thanks, Anon.

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He just has thick bones.

>>87473813
triggered

>>87473813
I want to hurt you for so many reasons.

>>87470806
I never finished the comic, but John was a piece of shit who didn't care that everyone in the world had died or that he was partially responsible.

>>87473813
fuck you.

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>>87473783
Nah, I've fapped to this stuff more than the drawn stuff. Honey Select singelhandedly revitalized my interest in Homestuck porn.

>>87473833
>, but John was a piece of shit who didn't care that everyone in the world had died or that he was partially responsible.
But nobody did.

>>87473841
cuck kat when

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>>87473813
>This is earthbound's legacy

>>87473841
Damn, that sounds like chronic shit tastes. I have no idea how you could outdo your drawn faps this quickly.

>>87473855
Give me a more specific situation and I'll do it.

>>87473833
Hmm? What part of him destroying the gift that his father bought him for his birthday just because he didn't like it didn't tip you off?

>>87473866
That's not Just though.

>>87473875
He's right though, Honey Select's really good with the character creation. Minus the males.

>>87473891
Hey, if my dad bought me a harlequin doll after covering the house in them I'd be pretty mad too. Might not destroy it but I'd be pretty mad.

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>>87473875
It just can't compare to the control of being able to live out all your greentext fetish stories.

>>87473905
Still can't compared to drawn stuff or real life.
>>87473934
Well, I mean, it could.

>>87473885
Jade throws Dave into the basement torture chamber where Karkat lives and sleeps

Jade shoves Karkat waking him up and he witnesses his beautiful husbando defiled in front of him

>>87473922
>Getting mad at your dad giving you a present he thought you would like.
Every time this happened to me I felt terribly guilty, and I still do.
Why would you get mad? John destroying the harlequin doll really triggered me back when I first read Homestuck.

>>87471713
Where'd the teeth come from?

>>87474003
>Every time this happened to me I felt terribly guilty, and I still do.
You would still get mad though. It does feel kind of fucked up desu too.

Because John openly hated them and his Dad was obsessed. He probably thought they were super creepy.

>>87474067
No. I openly said I didn't like a coat, and then my parents bought me that very same coat for christmas, and I felt so fucking bad and guilty I still shudder.

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>>87473950
>it could
It never does. I can make Colin Mochrie fuck Aradia in this. There's no art of that.

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>>87474117

>>87474115
It's not your fault, Anon. I still love you. I'm just saying, John sperging out is a little understandable.

>>87474117
I had Lord English rape Joey in it yesterday. I don't know why. I enjoyed it.

>>87474117
You have a point there.

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>>87474182
Damn right. And the davejade gangbang comic? Nobody was ever gonna do that shit. Normally this is the best one could hope for.

>>87472028
>What?

She's a sex addict nympho.

>>87474209
Where can I see the rest of this?

>>87474415
In space.

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>>87474415
Go check /aco/

what decensor mods do u all use

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>>87474534
SBMX or whatever, I never really found one that looked much better.

>>87474519
>Go check /aco/

/aco/ only has 1 homestuck thread and that comic is not in there.

>>87474656
So ask for it.

So who's gonna make Hussie in Honey Select and have all the characters he screwed over screw him in the ass

>>87474693
I'd pay to see that. I'd pay even more to see the odd gentlemen fuck him too

>>87474822
That's a great idea.

>>87474822
>>87474693
The Honey Select anon should run a Kickstarter for this. Or whatever Kickstarter alternative there is for "porn parodies".

Do you think Hussie's ever ERPed as his characters?

>>87475128
Mindfang's journal and Damara

>>87475186
Writing erotica by yourself isn't the same thing.

I wonder why AA never took off like HS seems to have for you homefucks

>>87475128
Rachel said Hussie wet himself and whispered "I did a baaaaad thing, I did a very bad thing"

She thought he was joking at first but no

>>87475263
Ace Attourney?

>>87475263
Didn't look nearly as good

>>87475263
Is that a webcomic? I'm drawing a blank.

Does anyone else remember a picture that used to get posted in the old threads like, 5 years ago maybe, of like a fat guy in a Karkat shirt sitting at a table, I think maybe with like a shitty pizza in front of him? I need it because I think I might know that guy.

>>87475397
>>87475284
Artificial Academy, illusions previous porn game

I honestly feel bad for hussie. Yeah most of their problems are of their own making but to have everything fall apart so thoroughly is sad to see. I just want to get huss away from their shitty milenial friends and hope they give us a long rambly newspost in response

>>87475544
Oh, HS = Honey Select. That's what confused me.

Can't wait for you tools to turn against Honey Select the way you decided to stop caring about CANWC

>>87473426
He's depressed and a hermit

He probably binges on junk food
So at best he's chubby

>>87475749
Nobody cares makin

>>87475749
Have reddit steal it.

The worst thing that happens in these threads is when someone pretends to have not read it and says "I never finished this comic, how'd it end" and everyone pretends to believe them.

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So I never finished the comic. How did it end?

>>87475852
Vriska was brought back and killed english and every other kid and troll moved to the new universe and became gay

>>87475879
Do you think Hussie's anal ring is as thick as his lips are?

>>87475852
Everybody's gay, John.

>>87475996
Except jade and jane. And john

>>87475852
poorly

>>87476030
>A plot device, A background character who did nothing ever and the blank slate self insert character.
EVERYBODY THAT'S AN ACTUAL CHARACTER IS GAY JOHN

>>87475544
Because it looks decent at first first glance, then realize it's shitty clipping make it worse than those second life 'animations'.

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EB: howdy there pardner!
EB: just show me your hive swap receipt and you're free to go.

>>87476116
I bought King's Quest, close enough, right?

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>>87476124

>>87476116
I spent 100 on you. And all i got was a shitty vrisrose shipping badges. Where the fuck is my digital copy of homestuck

>>87474049
two very skinny and carefully positioned clown noses

>>87476199
Do you really want a digital copy of Homestuck at this point? Besides, it isn't finished.

>>87476116
Fuck off John Howard. Go back to being Homophobic John

Are we done pretending SB&HJ was funny beyond the initial strips? It ceased to resemble the comics it was created in mockery of after a fashion and lost its relevance.

>>87476339

Not the truth

>>87476199
>shipping badges
Oh yeah that was a thing wasn't it

>>87476339
Nope

>>87476339
come on man how could you not laugh at such classics as 'kc green misses the point' or 'andrew hussie forgot how to write sbahj and misses the point too'

>>87476247
>Do you really want a digital copy of Homestuck at this point?
yes

>Besides, it isn't finished.
we literally got the end and the credits its ogre

>>87476507
yep. I got light players.

>>87476907
More snaps + epilogue, stupid

>>87476907
Epilogue, you bimbo.

>>87476958
i hate how the snapchat is enabling people like you

>>87477024
You're the one who wants a physical copy of this putrid comic

>>87477053
im a different anon

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>>87476907
>the ship that never was
Damn what I would have given for an Act 5 bitch off

>>87477093
He's the one who wants a digital copy of this putrid comic

>>87477108
I had hoped in the reboot timeline we got Rose/Vriska/Kanaya with Rose and Vriska basically being Black with each other and Kanaya is in the middle loving it

>>87476958
>>87476961
It don't matter. also snaps I can get on my phone. I just want what I paid for

>>87477168
>having what might be an actual ending to the comic don't matter

>>87477379
I dont care about a davekat wedding

>>87472512
HOLY SHIT IT'S AN EPILOGUE GET IN THE CAR

>>87477415
Stop being fucking problematic you piece of shit

>>87477617
Hi icels!

>>87473853
And that's why I can't get into the comic. Everyone's a sociopath. It's like Family Guy: Deepest Lore Edition.

>>87473891
That's more "spoiled brat" than "no value for human life."

>>87477666
>It's another "sperg about Icels in hate-lust" thread

>>87477666
Who the fuck is that, Satan?

>>87472419
The portal is inside of Karkat's rectum, the anus is still being expanded as Dave's dick enters and recedes.

i've decided that since roxygen is sunk
i will jump on the roxy hatetrain and pursue finer waters in johnrezi

later retards enjoy ur titanic lmao

>>87478141
Congratulations.

>>87478141
but terezi is with vriska. there is no one for john to get with except jane. who will probably go gay with roxy and callie.

>>87478306
A poly lesbian relationship

Nusse, you've done it again

>>87478393
we have to get john as alone as possible, and make the only semi straight relationship davejadekat

>>87478503
>Inb4 davepeta shows up again

>>87478563
they died. just like jasprose will kill herself when rose and kanaya have their human/troll hybrid abomination

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What was the moral of the story? How can we apply it to Homestuck?

>>87478670
homestuck is bad
don't end up like homestuck

>>87478670
Quit while you're ahead
Leave on a high note

>>87478670
we are the family wanting old hussie back but old hussie is dead and nu hussie is in his place around the world trying to tell people about homestuck

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I can't believe jade would do that! and with her hands!

>>87478797
jade would never

>>87477702
Well I think they realize the gravity of the situation, it's just that they also realize they gotta shit their shit in gear without having to deal with 300 pages of freaking the fuck out that everyone on the planet died so that they're basically wasting the time they could have spent on SBURB.

Just read the comic man.

>>87478797
She's clearly apologizing for accidentally putting her hand on Dave's crotch
And for pulling up her skirt

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fuck OFF w/ whatevre bul shit you where talking about.... this is know a SBAhj thred

>>87478797
Great, now you're gonna piss of Reddit and they'll come and ruin Honey Select

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>>87478954
i vetod

I still like it. I think its a good webcomic.

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>>87478810
Oh but she did!

>>87473891
The only reason i believe he did that was due to Gamzee fucking up his dream self's sleep by placing a doll on bed, this manifested as a deep seeded hate for all thinks jester'y and his father buying him one didn't help shit, i think a more appropriate sign that john is an asshole is when he attacked his dad because he wanted to feed him cake, with a damn hammer.

>>87479008
Those guys don't masturbate, they're a bunch of puritan sissies

>>87479307
now draw the honeymoon.

>>87479457
>draw

Call me naive but I'm getting hyped for hiveswap. It has that same 'tip of something much much bigger' going on that early homestuck did.

>>87479545
>Call me naive but I'm getting hyped for hiveswap.
you're naive
>>87479545
>It has that same 'tip of something much much bigger' going on that early homestuck did.
it literally doesn't exist yet

>>87479545
You're naive.

>>87479355
You forgot the part where he said that he hasn't even finished the comic. There's no way he's gotten that far yet if he's still blaming John and everyone else for destroying the earth.

Jadekat is better than Davejade.

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>>87479804

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>>87479457

>>87479847
Hi Makin!

>>87479893
waaaaait a minute

>>87472296
I like him.

>>87479985
would fug

>>87479948
god i hate hussie. adding fake depth by reconstructing characters feelings is so hacky, i sometimes feel like we meme magic'd hussie into a hack

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>>87480044
>he fell for the bro is a good person meme
LOL
obvious since act 4

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>>87480044

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Characters ruined by the fandom:

>>87472991
It was canceled on account of the world being destroyed, sadly.

>>87480105
I was literally about to post this picture


what the fuck

>>87480105
All of them

>>87479008
That's just Icels.

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>>87480105

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IT'S 3AM YOU FUCKTARDS

GO TO BED FOR THE WEEKEND

>>87480105
>Karkat back then
>the normal-looking troll

>Karkat now
>manlet, turtleneck, cries all the time over minor shit, Kankri 2.0, always paired with a male person because he is a failure

When did everything go so wrong, /hst/?

>>87476339
The most recent few weren't funny and didn't have enough jpeg artifacts but I'd say more than half of them are good

The best "modern" one is the Subway sandwich one

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>>87479943
There an issue?

>>87480290
Oh Jeeze

>>87480290
>the leg trap
NICE

>>87480290
Time to post this on Leddit!

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>>87480326
Only if you add a crying Karkat or a smiling Aradia to it.

>>87480099
How do I induce selective brain damage so I can either forget everything after and including Game Over or feel like nuhomestuck is not hot trash. I can accept game over occurring if the remaining characters were actually able to overcome the huge issues that arose as a consequence of Arania meddling but no fucking years of character development so we can bring vriska back in the most contrived way possible.

The scary part is the idea that he planned to bring vriska back when he killed her, the artifacts during the events leading up to her death are way too similar to the glitchiness john saw after GO.

I also hate myself because I wanted him to bring back vriska in a shitty way to piss off everyone. Well fuck me for getting exactly what I wanted. I could not have predicted that she would actually make a plan and it would work perfectly so the comic could end because everything we ever saw primed us to believe that no plans went off without a hitch and we were deserved some sort of 'twist' that would change the way we perceived events previous.

>>87480290
>too chickenshit to post actual lewd

>>87472296
He was my favorite for a couple years. I wanted to see him overcome his self-loathing and his need to prove to others that he's a badass and become the peaceful leader he was meant to be. I thought him shooshing Gamzee instead of fighting him would be the beginning of that process, but no.

>>87480367
But anon! He did all of this in Collide by beating up a small leprechaun!

If Act 1, post-Hivebent readership surge and current Hussie all got in a room and could only have a conversation about Homestuck itself, what would they actually say to each other?

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Was hussie replaced by a lizard person?

>>87480361
We have an /aco/ thread for that

>>87480015
The look of utter disgust on John's face here is perfect.

What color blood does the troll girl who dressed up as Jade have

>>87480458
Olive blood, or green in some way

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>>87480473
?

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>>87480375
whoa did anyone else hear that

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I did bad

>>87480361
it's like you have no idea of tantalizing or foreplay

>>87480706
But Jade is not a rapist, let alone a gay rapist.

>>87480735
The term is gaypist