"Siiiiiimbaaaaa"

HOLY SHIT IT'S CNN

You know the rules OP.

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lion king edit thread?

>>87469557
Who the hell is that asshole?

>>87470023
"I... am Mushu-fasa"

>>87469876
C
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>>87469557
I love retarded comedies but this one takes the cake.

Hot Rod might be comfier, and Naked Gun might have cleverer gags, but nothing can beat Kung Pow for sheer stupidity.

>>87470095
Behold the symbols! This one: over here. And that one: over there.

>>87471303

"Taco Bell. Taco Bell. Product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito, NACHO, BURRITO!"

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

My Ass Nya haa haha

You go this way, I'll go home!

This movie is fucking stupid and I absolutely love it. It's a work of art.

Nyeeeerrrnnnnn!

>Start watching old Shaw Brothers kung fu movies.
>Can't stop myself from making the Betty laugh every time a villain appears.

Also, I watched one movie where the Japanese villain literally had fangs.

I'd like a pound of nuts, please.

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>that scene where he suffocates in a net
>the intermission that follows

>>87472372
THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!

>>87472552
>It's a net. And it's tiny.

WeeeOooooo

>>87469557
Ok OP, you know you have SOMETHING to do now that you posted this, right?

>>87469911
What the hell, why is Simba floating in the air?

CHOSEN ONE

>>87476438
I'M COMING!

>>87476492
CHOSEN ONE

>>87469557
you mean Kimba

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOHjktwvqdE

>>87476512
I'M COMING!!

>>87476522

Without watching the video, not really. Lion King is explicitly Hamelt, Kimba the White Lion is more about the animal kingdom having to learn to coexist with encroaching humanity.

This is Wimp Lo. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

IF YOU'VE AN ASS I'LL KICK IT

Excuse me, kind Blacksmith, do you know where I can find little, silver, triangular pyramid caps roughly an inch and a half in diameter?

RIGHT HERE IN MY HAND

>>87476577
you're rationalizing

>My nipples look like Milk Duds

>>87471491
I say this shit all the time and it never gets old.

>>87469557
Best movie.

hmm, should have gone with A

I remember watching this when we still did streams without getting banned.

Friday night motherfucker

>>87476730
And you're reaching.

>>87469557
THE HOUSE OF DENMARK MUST FALL

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I am a great magician!
Your clothes are now red!

>>87477084
And your sexy

It will be significant.

NYEH IMMA BIRDIE TOO

YOU WILL ALL REFER TO ME BY THE NAME... BETTY.

>>87477242
My sexy what?

dont tell mom

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> OP doesnt know the rules

We are both ventriloquists and now we're upsidedown

>>87477084
the lion king straight up stole scenes and art from the kimba movie. regardless of whether or not it's hamlet, the storyboard is the same as kimba, motifs are infringed

GTFO

Here you go:
http://putlockers.ch/watch-kung-pow-enter-the-fist-online-free-putlocker.html
Nasty PAL speedup, though.

>>87477701
Mother of God, I'm laughing so hard my gut hurts.

I can still pick out a ton of the jokes.

>>87476587
I'M BLEEDING, MAKING ME THE VICTOR.

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>>87478183
>quote this movie while talking with some friends
>someone from across the parking garage yells back the next line

This movie is magic.

>>87477594
BUT


Isn't Betty a woman's name?

>>87480627
What was the scene?

>>87476689
Time to rewatch

This has got to be one of the most quotable movies to ever graze the earth

>>87477701
>just now realizing this webm doesn't have the post credits scene with Tang and the hawk

N-now batting, Mike Piazza!

>>87477745
Showing pictures of lions in a movie about lions is not stealing you deluded weaboo scum.

>>87469557

MUFASA, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN.

>>87477745
And you only know that because you read Cracked, because nobody but them actually cares.

Hmm. Tigah. Tigah tigah tigah.
Hmm. Bird. Hmm, birdy. Birdy birdy!

>>87476420
this, I can't see anyone else there, is he meant to be flying or did someone toss him?

You should be able to beat him now.

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So which is the better movie?

>>87487478
Kung Fu Hustle, but Kong Pow is a strong second.

>>87487478
this, basically >>87487696

>>87487478
Kung Pow

>>87487478

Kung Fu Hustle. Kung Pow is great and definitely deserves the number two slot but Kung Fu Hustle is a goddamn treasure because it manages to be funny AND be a good martial arts movie at the same time.

>that scene when he's challenging the crowd to fight and every person he picks ends up being a fucking macho savage