I feel like this needs its own thread.

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Cute, did her mom go as Phantasm?

Why make fun of his dead wife again?

she passed

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>>87467127
top banter lad

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>>87467047
>>87467163

His wife is a pretty hardcore cosplayer.

i screenshotted the image of his daughter for.... later.

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>>87467163
>>87467194

this isn't what i wanted

>>87467374
Back to tumblr then

>>87467127
>>87467163
>>87467194
rude

>>87467163

What a piece of shit. The guy who responded to Oswalt, that is.

>>87467460
>>87467505

Can't handle the bantz, I see.

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is this about Raven or how fucking cool a dad patton is? poor guy

>>87467147
>Why make fun of his dead wife again?

Oswald's a shithead.

>What, someone said they don't want to see the new Ghostbusters?
>MUH SOGYNEEEEE!

He's that kinda guy. His wife probably lost the will to live just dealing with him on a day to day basis.

>>87467147
He insulted Trump
Fuck him

>>87467586

Man, Trump fans get triggered so easily.

>>87467575
Oh so you're a shithead. Thanks for clearing that up.

>>87467689

>He didn't want to see the new Ghostbusters
>HE MUST BE A SHITHEAD

You can set your watch by it.

>>87467163
Fucksake Trump fans are human excrement.

>Patton started off by talking about how his grief is often mispronounced with ludicrous terminology. “If I hear the term ‘healing journey’ one more f–king time… It is not a ‘healing journey.’ It’s a ‘numb slog.’ It’s just a, ‘Well, it’s the end of another day — Guess I’ll do that tomorrow.’ It’s just a numb slog, until you start feeling s–t again. If they would call it a ‘numb slog’ instead of a ‘healing journey,’ it would make it a lot f–king easier. Because if they call it a ‘healing journey,’ it’s just a day of you eating Wheat Thins for breakfast in your underwear, you’re like ‘I guess I’m f–king up my healing journey.’ But if they would say you’re going to have a ‘numb slog,’ you could say ‘oh, I’m nailing it.'” The crowd clapped and cheered with laughter after that, as Patton screamed with joy.

Sounds... hilarious.

>>87467147
He's extremely unfunny and has a really obnoxious stupid fucking voice. Also, this
>>87467575

>>87467047
Why not the ghostbusters?

>>87467047
>from Teen Titans Go
>Go
I hate this gay earth

>>87467719
Because then it'd be REALLY easy to make dead wife jokes.

>>87467047
Hot loli

Saved

>>87467547
It's an oversensitive Trump fag trying to make it seem as if Patton killed his wife because he said something mean about Trump.

>>87467575
Didn't he also tell some black guy on Twitter "no one will ever love you, you will die alone." And then his wife died on that same day?

He's also one of those self-hate people.
Blaming white men for every problem in the world.

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>>87467667
>wow this post looks completely real and not a shitpost

>>87467726
Realize you aren't 8 years old anymore and the show is not meant for you. Grow up you man child

>>87467726
>From teen titans go
>a specific design and costume because there are multiple incarnations of the character
This earth didn't make you gay, you were born a faggot
Stop hate jerking over a show for children

>>87467781
That's probably why /co/ as a whole loves him. This board gave birth to that cancerous fandom.

>>87467047
I don't like this fat cunt because of the insults he threw at James Rolfe because he didn't want to see the new Ghostbusters disaster. Fuck him.

>>87467709
>>87467745
>m-muh trump voting boogyman
You guys lose your blankies lready?

>>87467712
the evolutionary purpose of laughter is to ease emotional distress.

>>87467781
He's done tons of voice work for various cartoons. Who gives a fuck?

>>87467808
>That's probably why /co/ as a whole loves him
Who are these retards on /co/ and why do they still exist
/co/ isn't a hivemind
4chan isn't a hivemind
nothing is actually a hivemind

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oh boy it's a
>trump supporters shit on Patton Oswalt to try to appeal to nerds not realizing that nerds fucking love the guy and his stand up is fantastic
episode

>>87467575

>some actor has bad opinions so it's funny that his wife is dead xD
Keep digging your hole deeper.

>>87467838
>>87467781
His daughters love the show so he did a guest voice

He talked about it on Conan

What kind of sperg would dislike the man for that

>>87467781

Lauren Faust directed the first two seasons of said show. Should I hate her as well?

http://www.geeksofdoom.com/2012/11/21/patton-oswalt-gets-brutally-honest-about-the-failures-of-blade-trinity

People on this board used to like Patton. What da fuck happened to this place? Is this just a pol infestation or something?

>>87467883

>Is this just a pol infestation or something?
Yes.

>>87467781
Barneyfag in 3, 2, 1...

>>87467883
Vocal minority that liked him. Most of us never liked him, just never said anything.

can't this thread just be about a dad doing something cute and silly for his daughter
can't halloween be fun
can't comics be fun

>>87467839
Most anons WANT to become a hivemind though. No free will = no self-hate

>>87467924
>can't this thread just be about a dad doing something cute and silly for his daughter
Not when the dad has a bad rep with certain people
>can't halloween be fun
Halloween's over.
>can't comics be fun
No.

>>87467839
Must be why in this very thread, the few retarded faggots that like this idiot are saying anyone who doesn't like him has to be from /pol/.

>>87467924

I'm sorry anon.

>>87467781
Yeah, and even the ponyfags also made jokes about his daughters' new mommy going to be Rainbow Dash.

>>87467973

>Must be why in this very thread, the few retarded faggots that don't like this idiot are saying anyone who likes him has to be an SJW.
Fixed.

>>87467945
>Most anons WANT to become a hivemind though
Why do you think you know more than me?
Wouldn't our various experiences on 4chan lead us to just as valid opinions?
How can you make a claim that is completely subjective, yet spin is as completely true and unbiased?

I think the fact that there are several people disagreeing in this thread means you're wrong
And if there was a thread where several people did agree, it wouldn't necessarily prove your point. It would just mean that several people who come to this place have similar tastes.
Because why wouldn't you come to a semi-niche site about a semi-nice theme if you didn't like a specific, maybe semi-niche thing?

>>87468020
>you should hate her because of the way I feel about her
Not hating someone because she gave in to an SJW doesn't make you an SJW
You understand that, right?

>>87467883
>People on this board used to like Patton

I don't remember that ever being the case.

Patton is Nerdface ala Big Bang Theory. Most of us were smart enough to see through that shit.

>>87468020
She really miscarried that one.

>>87467883
>Is this just a pol infestation or something?
yes

well, that and the underageb& on this site have never seen his stand up

Remember when /co/ was the nice board?

4chan was a mistake.

>>87467575
did he even apologize to james rolfe for the shitstorm he started over the cinemassacre "non-review"?

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>>87467924
Nothing is fun anymore. Nothing!

>>87467973
You mean like
>>87467858
Over here?

>>87468057
Nope.

>>87468051
>tfw you recently came to /co/ and every time people say /co/ was nice board, you get feeling everyone is lying

>>87467586

>behead those who insult Trump!

>>87468109
"/co/ is love" has been dead since tumblr hit our peripherals, probably before then

>>87468020
Having different political views isn't a valid reason to hate someone either.

>>87468051

No, just /pol/. Hopefully Hiro will delete it after the election is over.

>>87468004
>Why do you think you know more than me?
Because you are me. And I am you.

>>87468109
It's the most tolerant board, or was at one time. Then we had an influx of retarded faggots that started taking the "/co/ is wuuv!! ^_^" meme seriously and proceeded for years to turn the place into a faggy hugbox where people are easily triggered.

>>87468157
prove it
what toppings did I just order on my pizza?

>>87468109
Used to be super nice like a year and a half to 2 years ago but the /pol/ sickness has slowly festered, mutated with the /r9k/ reee virus.

Now this shit sty is just another hive of autistic butt fucks clamoring about cartoon little girls, underage comic book characters and 'hey who's dead wife can we make fun of today'

Literally /tv/ with less pedo material. Absolute fucking HARAM

>>87468167
>Literally /tv/ with less pedo material
and bane material (surprisingly)

I can't wait for this shitty election to be over so the cancerous Trump shit will die down.

Also Patton is a fat asshole.

>>87467127
First post best post

>>87468163
I never ordered any pizza. At the last minute, I changed my mind and we ordered chinese instead.

The chicken was too salty.

>>87468020

Boy, you were actually stupid enough to give a serious answer to that question.

Tell me who else I "should" hate, SJW.

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>>87467047
That sounds like a pretty cool dad.

>>87467047
What's with the Patton Oswalt shilling on this board?

>>87468137
>>87468161
Wish I was there to see, desu.
>>87468167
That's time when I came here, iirc.
>>87468191
Any thread that wants to discuss Bane is doomed, though. Funnily, I don't remember much Baneposting in last Batman storytime.

>>87468109
>came to /co/ and every time people say /co/ was nice board, you get feeling everyone is lying

/co/ is love died in 2008 when the MCu began and company wars kicked off. Even then /co/ as a board usually ritualistically would fine shit to hate.

>>87468163
Pepperoni, sausage, spinach, onions, jalapenos, artichokes, and red peppers.

>>87468195
nah man
we ordered pizza
we even saved up enough points to get a free medium 2 topping pizza

last chance, what did we get on the free medium 2 topping pizza

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>it's a "everyone I don't like is from /pol/ no I won't explain any further you trump supporter" episode

Just bring in the janitors already the majority of this thread is shit posting

>>87467908
Blarneyfag only targets his own horseposting. He's a serial falseflagger.

>>87468051
/co/ is The Nice Board, but that bar is very, very low.

>>87468225
Nope
Double cheese, double provolone, cheddar, feta, parmesean asiago, extra philly steak, extra bacon, onions, with garlic parmesean white sauce

>>87468242
At this point, for the last 5 years at the very least, the place has been a toxic den of faggotry. Honestly, /co/ should just get deleted. There isn't really anything worth saving here.

>>87468109
>people say /co/ was nice board
Keyword: 'was'

>>87468236
I can't wait for the former.

>>87468224
Know what annoys me the most about movie threads?
>last cape movie drops
>TELL ME WHAT'S RECOMMENDED READINGS FOR THAT GUY!
With mandatory DON'T YOU FUCKING SPOONFEED RETARDS!
>>87468256
Yeah, I know.

>>87468262
You missed the pineapple.

>>87468242
>bringing up trump in a non political thread on a non political board
>HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE THINK I'M FROM /POL/ BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK ABOUT /POL/ STUFF ON NOT-/POL/

>>87468262
Holy shit, that sounds fucking amazing.

>>87467781
Oh no a comic and cartoon

>>87467709
Nerds have been shitting on Patton ever since he was incredibly antagonistic on twitter about Fembusters, including biting the head off of AVGN just because he didn't want to see it. I don't think Trump has anything to do with it this time.

>>87468300
I'm not a blasphemer so, no, I didn't

>>87468312
It usually is
My local dominos does this unlimited toppings deal
It's not actually unlimited, it's about 10 toppings max, less if you double them up
I've been playing around with trying to get a really good meal out of a pizza

>>87468262

>garlic parmesean white sauce
Nah m8.

Should've gotten tzatziki or hot sauce to balance it out.

>>87468341
If they had tzatziki, I would have done something with that
And I have hot sauce at my house, I'm not going to waste one of my precious toppings on something that I can get for free

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>>87467194
pfffffHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>87468360

Fair enough.

>>87468301
The only people bringing up Trump are people accusing others of being /pol/.

>>87468262
Fucking fatass

>>87468324
I've been shitting on him personally long before that. He just isn't funny, and he comes across as whiny and obnoxious everytime he opens his stupid mouth.

>>87468262
>Double cheese, double provolone, cheddar, feta, parmesean asiago
>2x ( 2x provolone, cheddar, feta, parmesean asiago )
>2x ( 2 + 4 )
>12 servings of cheese
at that point I think you've ordered a casserole

>>87468382
>>87467163

>>87468382
>>87467586

>>87468382
most posts that mention trump don't mention /pol/
the fact that one dude brought up /pol/ was in regards to one dude who brought up trump out of nowhere

>>87468332
bro lemme come over for a slice

>>87468384
2fat2furious
how else would I fuel my extraneous shitposting sessions

>>87468401
and how

>>87468382
>dude joking mentions Trump
>people start crying over Trump the entire thread
It always happens

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>>87468286
>>87468125
>>87468150
And then /co/ will become the new /pol/

>>87468454
>and how
well, i can't hate that attitude

>>87468490
/co/ has more in line to do with tumblr than it does with /pol/.

>>87468490
>implying /co/mblr will ever be /pol/
Just look at the thread, son

>>87468382
>thread about ttgo and some guy that /pol/ likes to make fun of by saying he got keked by Kek
>turns into shit

NO ONE COULD HAVE FORSEEN IT

>>87468509
>>87468510
If /pol/ is deleted they will all come here because /co/ is the closest thing to a politics board after /pol/

>>87467245
What are you...?!!!!...forget it.

>>87467163

daily reminder that these people get triggered by being called deplorable

>>87468532

>implying not /tv/ or /int/

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>>87468509
>>87468510
tumblr and /pol/ are basically one and the same at this point.

>>87468539
Stop posting

>>87468532
/co/ needs to be deleted.

>>87468532
they would invade /tv/, /co/, and /v/
because those are the boards that have the most to do with scandals involving feminism

also /k/ because /pol/ doesn't actually understand guns, but that won't stop them from shitposting

>>87468532
What is /r9k/?
What is /k/?
What is /int/?

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Nerds hate nerds how long have some of you guys been on /co/? Fucking seriously.

I don't mind Patton, but it's not like his life is sacred, this is 4chan, making jabs at things like his dead wife shouldn't be so shocking to you.

>>87468587
i'm not shocked
i'm sad

>>87468567
A large minority of /pol/ understands guys

It isn't the majority because /pol/ not only has a ton of larpers who wish they had guns, there are also a shitload of people from countries like Australia where guns are banned

>>87468557
Just because they have the same manorisms doesn't mean they'll get along when put together.
One guy mentioned trump and now the thread is filled with manbabies crying about a nonexistent /pol/ invasion.
We'll be in the "tumblr" section for a while.

>>87468137
This.
It became yet another battleground in the proxy war between /pol/ and tumblr.

Company wars did the rest.

>>87468051
Remember when /co/ was just /tg/ with cartoons? Then we had that tumblr war and they all came over here.

>>87468564
Nah we just need to purge tumblr off the board

>>87467586
Do has almost every single comedian who's been around since the mid 80's.

Trump has been a ridiculous joke of a man since he became a celebrity.

>>87468604
Please kill yourself

>being sad that a known asshole's wife is dead

And yet I'd bet if Trump's wife died suddenly half of /co/ would be rejoicing.

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>>87467047
I hope his Daughter dress up like Lady Legasus next year.

>>87468557
Kermit....Are you mexican?

>>87468608
>A large minority of /pol/ understands guys
fucking faggots
/pol/ confirmed for gayest board
and no, not /y/ because there are actually girls on /y/

>>87468634
Yeah but the difference is less of jokes and more of mortal offense that Trump had the audacity to run in this election

I'm excited to see where liberal political comedy goes after this since Trump is unlikely to start wars for oil, so I wonder if they'll just attack everything he does and constantly bring up "small hands" or if they'll actually figure out how to be entertaining.

>>87468631
There's no way to do that without nuking the board. Get rid of /co/ as a whole, and then bring it back in 3 years. It's the only way to really fix the place.

>>87468636
You can be sad over the passing of someone you hate's loved one and still hate them.

I think patten is a childish asshole but it's sad what happened to his wife.

That being said joking about it is a gray area so y'all do whatever

>>87468636
If Trump's wife died he'd be celebrating. Melania's death would enable him to chase hot young pieces of ass without being skewered by the media.

>>87468659
It's funny because there are a lot of trannies and gays on /pol/ too

/pol/ is a multicultural board

>>87468667
honestly, we just need a word filter that replaces tumblr with "BOY I SURE DO LOVE CARTOONS" and trump with "AND HOW ABOUT THESE COMIC BOOKS"

>>87468636

That's different you nigger. Trump will just buy another wife and fuck, even Trump would be rejoicing because then he'd have one less nagging bitch telling him not to fuck his daughter. kek

Patton is more like one of us than Trump, and admitting otherwise is just a /pol/ fueled delusion.

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>>87468636

>My hypothetical non sequitur situation that I just invented in my brain to justify what a piece of shit I am totally justifies what a piece of shit I am!

>>87468688
so why not stay there and never come back here?

>>87468698
>saying the n word
Get this /pol/ poster out of here

>>87468630
ze problem with the type of nerds on /co/ and /tg/ is that they're huge pussies. As such they follow "niceness" as an ideology, which is a vague kind of liberalism. This opened the door for women who hate men to attack them, because pussy men are always the first to fall against overly-aggressive bulldykes.

>>87468719

>saying "the n word" instead of just saying nigger on 4chan
Somebody get this hothead newfag out of here

>>87468714
See >>87468490

Your /pol/phobia is not welcome, you boardist bigot

>>87468695
Which would fail because the primary problem stems from people bitching about /pol/

>>87467047
Wait, so why people cares about what this fat fuck does?

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>>87468631
>everyone i don't like is /pol/
>everyone else i don't like is tumblr

>>87468703
Milo truly is a beautiful man

>>87468698
>a fat whiny retarded self-hating imbecile is "like us"

No, he's like you. Not all of us are slug-like obese numales.

>>87468771
/co/ likes him because he describes himself as a "nerd" and makes comic book and cartoon related jokes.

>>87468771

I thought he was pretty funny on 30 rock and I like his /co/ related bits in his stand-up.

>>87467163

My country may ruined but at least we didnt do it to ourselves. Not like this

Thanks for the laughs, America.

>>87468756
and talking about X related things on a non X board is against the rules
vice versa applies as well

If you want to appeal to anyone, go to /qa/

>Which would fail because the primary problem stems from people bitching about /pol/
>trump supporters get mad and bring up trump out of nowhere before anyone mentions /pol/
how is /pol/ bitching the problem
complaints about other people complaints are easily fixed by fixed by fixing the original complaints, not stopping other people from complaining

>>87468791

He's more like you and I than Trump in terms of interests you hyper faglord.

>>87468771
I don't care at all, I just think the jokes about his wife dying because he's an idiot are funny and I think the asshurt from all the /co/mblrinas in this thread is also funny.

>>87468703
The guy in your picture is actually an SJW attempting satire

>>87468823
What country?
What's the relevancy?

>>87468837
is it possible for you to explain yourself without mentioning how everyone here but the people who agree with you are tumblr, SJW, or something of the like?

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>>87468382

>>87467743
>THIS.

>>87467163
That's retarded. If you like Oswalt or not that not cool.

>>87468877
>SNIIIIIFFFFFF. SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF. *Notices Trump's health* OwO what's this?

>>87468771
because OP knew that if he posted a picture of Patton Oswalt, his thread would explode into a shitfest

>>87467858

It's a "lying sack of shit gets put in his place episode"

Maybe they should think twice before virtue signalling by shitting all over people the media tells them to shit on?

>>87468930
Maybe the internet isn't the place for you.
>>87468869
He just did. If him using a word makes you suddenly unable to comprehend what he's trying to say, that's on you.

>>87468953
What did he lie about?

>>87468051

No?

/co/ is the biggest asshole board if you ever go against tumblr's opinion on anything. /pol/ isn't nearly as bad as /co/ is in attacking people. On /pol/ you might get into it with one shitposter. On /co/ you get dogpilled by 6 or 7 faggots at once, all being as cruel and harsh as they possible can.

It's the SJW way, always looking for an excuse to be the biggest asshole they possible can, justifying it with their own make-believe narrative of who gets to be a dehumanized enemy.

>>87468989

For starters ... >>87468877

>>87468962
>He just did
No he didn't
if his extra little mention about /co/mblrinas had nothing to do with why he's here, why include it?
If it did, and it did, then he should stop posting because he's unnecessarily upset at other people's opinions

Notice how my posts haven't made any reference to /pol/ or trump outside of this sentence

>>87469020
How is that a lie? Trump was sniffling real bad during each debate and is older than Hillary, who is apparently a sick old woman?

>>87468998
That's in the last 5 years of /co/. The problem is /co/ wanted to be known as the nicest board, so whereas other boards would have some form of self-moderation and tell people to fuck off, /co/ welcomed in everyone. The tumblr infestation is of /co/s own doing.

>>87467047
>I feel like this needs its own thread.
170+ posts in just makes this sentence even funnier.

>>87467047
Everyone in this thread is autistic. Including me.

>>87469047
>The tumblr infestation is of /co/s own doing
/co/ hated tumblr when it first appeared
the reason /co/ started accepting tumblr more and more wasn't because the current anons were being welcoming, it was because people kept migrating from other sites to 4chan
it's why 4chan is full of normies, it's why we had to make a /soc/ board, it's why people get more upset about tumblr than the fact that people have tumblrs from which to pull shitty typical tumblr moments from
There's evidence all over 4chan of this happening

>>87469129
This. It's why the boards that are most vehement against the silent migration are becoming more radical and weird in response.
For the record, /co/s reputation is pretty bad, even fucking /lgbt/ accuses /co/ as being the most tumblr of the boards.

>>87468051
I find /a/ and /pol/ to have adopted the "nice" status as of late.

>>87469188
>/a/ has become nice
Shieeet, do they allow rec threads now?

>>87469217
no
they spoonfeed a lot more, but at the same time you get people telling them off for doing so

>Man I hate all this /pol/ and trump faggotry, I'll just come to /co/ and relax.
>Aww, a dad being involved with his daughter in a /co/ related way.
>/pol/ shits up the thread.

Jesus fucking christ. /pol/, trump, alt-right, just fucking stay in your containment board. I don't go to /pol/ to talk about cartoons, don't come to /co/ talking about your bullshit.

Why is everyone so bitter nowadays?

It saddens me.

>>87469182
I bet the majority of /co/ has a tumblr.

>>87469238
Oh thank god that there's people trying to shut that down
>>87469251
Fuck off tumblr
>>87469258
9/11

>>87469267
not the majority, but large enough that we have a recommendation tumblr instead of a wiki like /a/

>>87469267
We've had unironic "post your tumblr!" threads before that have reached over 200+ posts..

>>87469258
Because all of these faggots have nothing in their lives except for cartoons and pointless internet wars.

>>87469285
>Fuck off tumblr
>because he even though he admits he goes to /pol/, he just hates when crossboarders talk about stuff that doesn't belong on both boards
this is the real problem

is /co/ statistically the most female board on 4chan? I can't think of any other reason why people would get so offended by banter that wasn't even aimed at them

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I'm not a fan of Oswalt, but where's the comedy in making fun of his dead wife? Is it because he hurt your feefee's?

>>87469267
Why doesn't /pol/ invade tumblr by making our own tumblrs?

>>87469301
How many unique IPs?

>>87469341
The site doesn't really allow for those sort of shenanigans.
Best they can do is post gore and smut on popular tags before getting banned.

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>>87468042
>patton oswalt
>not a "real" nerd
This site is for 18+ only

>>87469291
There's also a /co/ rec wiki
>>87469301
I have one, I make wallpapers from comics and cartoons then post them there.

>>87469327
>*bantz*
>please do that somewhere else like /pol/, it's not on topic
>HAHA WHY SO OFFENDED
this is the real problem

>>87469188
/pol/ is investigating the government for a child sex coverup.
They aren't nice, they are ruthlessly righteous.

>>87469327
We actually have the youngest user base in all of 4chan. That's a fact. Most people here are literally in the 15 and 16 age bracket.

>>87469328
Basic tribalism, which is the driving force behind identity politics (read: trump)

Oswalt was on what they perceive as the wrong side of one issue, so he is the "other" who is outside the tribe.

Those outside the tribe are not human beings, they are fair game for literally anything.

The internet was a mistake

>>87469382
>/pol/ is "investigating" shit that didn't happen

>>87469399
I'm pretty sure /b/ and /v/ are younger.

>banter becomes synonymous for /pol/
>/co/ wonders where the love and humor went

>>87469415
No, I mean we've had anonymous surveys done here in the past and /co/ had the age bracket mostly consisting of 15 and 16.

>>87469408
>implying it didn't happen
>implying the government hasn't covered up that kind of stuff since it's inception

>>87469441
What, strawpoll?

>>87469327
>I can't think of any other reason why people would get so offended by banter that wasn't even aimed at them

You're so lost down the pit of edginess that you can't think of a reason why people would say mocking a guy's dead wife is lame?

>>87469327
No, I think /cgl/ is.

The SJW population of /co/ is likely to be just numales from other sites and maybe a few tumblrites.

There's more legit femanons on /cgl/ and probably /y/. They're crazy, but in the affable way like /r9k/ and /lit/ on a bad day.

>>87467781
because his daughter loves MLP he has stated it on interviews he has had to watch it with her and had to memorize that stuff because she was a fan.

and actually Oswalt is a comic nerd (though he seems to lean towards Marvel) I don't know why anyone would care if he did DC stuff.

>>87467163
Holy shit. Ripping

>>87469436

"A fucking leaf", "designated", "Sweden yes", etc. are examples of banter.

"Haha that guy's wife is dead" isn't.

>>87469490
Hahaha

Did the Cuckboi got offended?
Did him hurt your feelings ?

>>87469436
>banter becomes synonymous for /pol/
>first actual "banter" in thread is mocking patton for his support of hilary
gee wonder why

>>87469469
all I can think about when someone mentions /cgl/ is them discussing eating their own period sheddings

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>>87469454
No, it totally happened at one of those sex magic menstrual blood cult parties that all world leaders are a part of, where they all eat cookies made from children's blood and semen.

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>>87467883
>People on this board used to like Patton
Up until he took on the nerd.

>>87469454
I concur. Is it really that big a jump to think the US government might be involved in some shady shit, especially in light of Epstein's connections?

Have we figured out what the "owl/minerva rule" is?

>>87469490
>>87467163
Holy fuck how far 4chan has fallen if that line can't be appreciated for the TOPBANTZ it is.

>>87468864
and it's a satirical post so that seems appropriate.

>>87469490
The Ghostbusters jokes are pretty good, at least. It reminds me of how Slimer was called "the ghost of John Belushi"

>>87467774
Getting triggered by shitflinging politicians is in itself, shitposting.

>>87467163

That's a pretty tasteless and tactless comment.

>>87469539
Where are they getting these code words from

>>87469549
4chan is the same as the rest of the country. Filled with over sensitive pussies.

>>87469607
it's a joke anon

>>87469603
It's also pretty fucking funny.

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>>87467047
neat, 50 Cent also did a similar thing for his kid.

>>87469621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6V7fUDynG4

>>87469618
Oh okay. I thought so. Either way, that Herb is a fucking weirdo. What kind of adult says "yummy"?

>>87469635
What an amusing photo, I'm glad you posted it.

>>87469635
I don't remember Cyborg getting shot nine times

>>87469635

Oh damn, nice.

>>87467836
More along the lines of signalling that there is not actually a cause for emotional distress.

Eg Grog and Grug are worried that there's a big sabertooth tiger hiding behind the bush and grog has to check it out.
If there's a tiger then Grog screams in terror as it attacks as a signal to grug to GTFO or stays very quiet and runs.
If there is no tiger and it is actually a bunny rabbit doing the can can dance then grog needs a signal to indicate there is no danger and WTF. If he is quiet then Grug could think there is a tiger and sacrifice grog to it to escape.
And there enters the laugh.

Those people are just fucked in the head or their brain finds the situation so odd that it hits the surprise trigger for laughter in their brain.

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>>87469490
>No you shut your mouth Sanch that was funny.

>>87469653
Thanks for illustrating my point, pussy.

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>>87469635
>/co/ responded better to this
>interracial
>interracial with an ASIAN
This place

>>87469607
They make them up.
>>87469618
The Drudge Report is claiming that the Dems really do practice sex magic.

>>87469653
More like
>some faggot got offend by my funny bantz
>grow some balls you faggot


Also

>UHG
Drink bleach

>>87469700
>Nobody is laughing at the jokes I'm making but me
>That means everyone else should learn to change their sense of humor

>>87469695
I'm just surprised that the nigger didn't left his son

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>>87469688
>>87469700

>>87469545
Yeah., Patton's really dropped the ball this year.

His shameless support of that unfunny wreck of a movie and his seemingly related support of Clinton.

Maybe his wife's death addled his brains.
And not like Rick "I stopped acting to be a full time dad" Moranis

>>87469607
Those definately seems to be code words for something desu. Not sure if its related to raping and sacrificing children though.

>>87469730
does banter mean making the same joke over and over again?

because I don't really like it

>>87469721
That's clearly not the case some people were laughing while faggots like you went "wow too far","rude".

>>87469762
That's just how old people use technology.

>>87469754
Fuck off, asshat

>>87469771
>some people were laughing
try a few

>while faggots like you went "wow too far","rude".
try most people in this thread

why not post your jokes in a place where they are appreciated instead of getting upset that we don't want your jokes?

>>87469730
I hear some of those stats are offset by people who aren't married with kids and just plain absent fathers but idk

>>87469764
T.butthurt faggot

>>87469754
that implies smug anime face is the rarest of all resonses

>>87469800
Holy shit /co/ you really have changed.

>>87469618
>>87469699
>>87469607
Read the Podesta emails.

Regardless of /pol/'s spin, there's a lot of creep shit involved.
Like constant use of quotation marks where they don't feel appropriate
>Are you going to the pizza party?
>If they have the same "Waitresses", of course

Or
>They found your pizza-napkin (it has your map on it), do you want me to return it or throw it away?

Whether it's childporn or not, there's obviously much more than actual pizza being involved.
No one spends 65K on for one night of pizza

>>87469800
>Wow look some faggots /co/mblr got offended by my joke
>I sure care about them

>>87469824
Maybe pizza refers to drugs(probably coke) and waitresses refers to whores

>>87469539
>>87469824

>https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/15893
>forwarded between the two of them
>"Spirit-Cooking"

What did she mean by this?

>>87469895
Probably just old white people attempt on "soul food" but they fucked it up.

I doubt it's some weird semen/breast milk pagan ritual thing

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>>87469861
I wonder who's behind it all?

>>87469824
It's all just insane conspiracy theories, the real world doesn't have Da Vinci Code shenanigans going on.

>>87469930
The person who wrote "spirit-cooking" is an actual spritualist.

>>87469974
>I'm honestly done playing games with this board.
And we've been done with you and your kind for a long time. Leave and let the door hit you on the ass.

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>>87469974

>>87469970
Tell that to South Korea.

>>87469974
I hope you're ready to serve the time for your wordcrimes next week.

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>>87469970
I suppose you haven't heard about South Korea, then.

>>87469970
No, it was dumb people thinking that putting quotations around "waitresses" is subtle code for hookers.
Which is exactly what we have

I mean shit, the DaVinci code at least had codes.
This is just "Hey you know that THING? That THING we were talking about? Yeah, I have some"

There's obviously a lot more than innocent "pizza parties" going on. Probably not much, but obviously something

>>87469861
This sounds likely. I hope it's this. It's fucked up for me to hope it's drugs and hookers but it's better than the alternative.

>>87469970
8 Fairies detected.

isn't it great that in 4 days /pol/ shitposting will truly hit it's apex across every board?

can't wait for Trump to win and absolutely NOTHING changing because a President is just a face for people to get mad at and doesn't actually affect anyone

>>87468109
/co/ used to the the place that some anons fled to to discuss things peacefully since they couldn't discuss it on their home boards without shitposters. Eg a single shounen thread would appear from time to time since it was impossible to have legitimate discussion on /a/ without immediate /d/, guro, misc diseased cocks spam.

Even the ponies weren't that troublesome compared to every other board since most rage at them on /co/ was from triggered crossboarders since the other boards realized they were easy to troll with. If you were only on /co/ it was merely another popular cartoon.
>>87468298
We actually used to(not been updated in forever to my knowledge) have a Tumblr specifically so that people could get recommendations in a central location due to how often /co/ gave out recs.
There were common threads specifically dedicated to updating and fleshing out the recommendations for people.

>>87470047
>NOTHING changing because a President is just a face for people to get mad at and doesn't actually affect anyone
You think /pol/ cares about things changing.
It's just a game

>>87470047
>isn't it great that in 4 days /pol/ shitposting will truly hit it's apex across every board?
No, it isn't.

>>87470047
I will shitpost like I have never shitposted before
I have been holding back my Australian energy just for this moment.

>>87470047
>Trump to win and absolutely NOTHING changing
I can see his supporters going nuts and rioting. Win or lose.

>>87470024
>>87470020
>>87470044
That's not real either, the only places that ever talk about any kind of cult activity with it is obscure forums or 4chan.

>>87470052
Yeah, that tumblr page is usually linked. It's dead as fuck, though. /co/mics side of /co/ is hilariously lazy sometimes.

>>87470081
U.S politics is becoming the new Brazil Soccer Riots: No matter who wins, a car's getting burned.

>>87470076
I wish I lived in Australia but I'm American and already arachnophobic, i'd probably have a heart atack

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>all the PC twats in this thread

Man it feels good to trigger you people

>>87470099
>can't even google it
It's on every news site discussing South Korea.
Their leader is stepping down for it, and that is the official reason.

Why doesn't he just remarry?

>>87467910
>man, i'm going to keep my shit opinions or dislike of something quiet on 4chan because other people like it
>ever happening on an anonymous message board
great claim

>>87470126
>they will never understand true banter

I bet they don't like WAKEY WAKER either.
I can't imagine living that devoid of joy.

>>87470140
Because I don't think you'd just move on after six months.

>>87470133
No, the leader is stepping down because of letting her adviser make decisions for her. Nothing about children sacrifices, nothing about cult activity, nothing /x/ related.

>>87469635
I would like to hear 50 say BOOYAH.

>>87470027
>>87469861
You know we're in crazy town when we HOPE that they're talking about 65 thousand dollars spent on coke and strippers, and not something worse.

>>87470211
>You know we're in crazy town when we HOPE that they're talking about 65 thousand dollars spent on coke and strippers, and not something worse.
We're in the capital of Crazy Country now because the guy involved was the campaign manager for Obama and Hillary.
It doesn't get any more higher up than that.

>>87470203
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=8++priestesses+south+korea&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gfe_rd=cr&ei=LAAdWJ3OMszr8AeWlILQAw#tbm=nws&q=korean+president

Didn't I tell you to google it?
If you are so dependent on legacy media to confirm it to you, WaPo and NYT are both reporting it. It's a massive insane scandal that reads like a comic book.

>>87470211
It's not really crazy town for me. The first thing that I assume whenever I see a politician or someone that works in politics is that they've pribably been involved in parties that involve drugs and whores.

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>>87470151
Hopefully they go back to plebbit after this.

>>87470211
65 thousand dollars can't even buy that many children or menstrual blood/semen.

>>87469974

What the fuck does Trump have to do with anything, you ninny?

since when did /co/ act so much like /tv/?

>>87470299
/co/ is a fallen board.

>>87470299
We're reaching board singularity.
Boundaries are melting away
Our once great culture is being influenced by outsiders

We need to build a wall and make /co/ great again

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>>87467858
Stop being /pol/phobic.

>>87470255
Yeah, I was actually reading the NYT report on it, absolutely no mentions of 8 Goddesses/fairies or any cult things. neither does CNN's and WaPo only mentions that the woman in question is the daughter of some dead cult leader.
It's all fake anon.

>>87470328
>Punished /co/

>>87470299
>he fell for the /co/ is love meme

I wish we could recognize that post as both a shitty thing to do and as the insane bantz it is.

>>87470408
It never acted like /tv/ this badly though, kid.

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>>87467910
>>87467910
> Implying you have exclusive access to the opinions of anonymous patrons.

>>87467858
His Netflix stand-up was very, very weak.

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>>87470413
It's insane bantz because it went there.

>>87470408
I wish I had a /co/ gf to shitpost about comics and/or cartoons with

It's very telling when the /co/ shit about the election is a lot tamer than the actual election.

>>87470282
What's the going rate on children/ menstration/ semen?

>>87470413
I've got no problem with agreeing with that.

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>>87470081
>I can see his supporters going nuts and rioting. Win or lose.

rolf. just watched russian politician saying the same. he actually counts on it because america need a rebuilding back to original democratic roots as peacefuly as possible and this vote can be such trigger.

tell you the fucking clinton is going shit insane and some backward fuckwit from state dep with a jew name will take rule of amerishitistan. then "save israel and die for it" will be everywhere again.

>>87468125
the problem is Patton has no problem saying shit like that or worse to people who support Trump or mock Hillary and he's done so at his live shows. Same exact shit get said to Patton though and it's crossing the line somehow. He Patton can't take it he shouldn't be dishing it out.

>>87470528
The insane side of the right believe that the Democrats are practicing child sex trafficking and sex magic wherein they make food by cooking semen and menstrual blood.

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>>87470550

rolf when americunts quietly remove the pictures and posts from threads with to show it o the poster.

>>87467726
Oh wahh wahh wahh

>>87467726
Wow, hating a 6 year old for not liking your cartoons.


Maybe cartoons are for man-babies.....

>>87470550
>Russia wants democratic elections in America
Why, when that's not something they do?

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>>87470589
>Democrats are practicing child sex trafficking

dude. its open secret that politicians in Washington are the biggest children sex customers in whole USA (even bigger than jews from New York or Chicago)

>>87467163
>all this replies of triggered faggots
i want tumblr to leave, you clearly don't belong in this website, and this is all the proof you need

fuck off tou beta cucks

>>87470081
>his supporters riot if he wins
Nah man his detractors would burn down cities.

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>>87470665
>Why

Russians see the actualy goverment of USA acting as "mad-fucking-shit-insane blyat" in international politics. they want more direct democracy in USA because it will force americunts to face their own shit by themselves instead to run amok on the planet runing countries and destroy peace.

>>87470668
Okay.

>>87470747
Can you please learn to write in English better before posting on /co/?

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>>87470790
>Can you please

lol pay me 100 dollars a week and i will do it.

>>87470857
That's seems like a much higher amount then you are currently getting paid to shitpost

>>87470790
You have to be 18+ to post on this site, kiddo.

Wait, is Oswalt considered an SJW? I keep seeing him get called out by social justice-y sites for not liking political correctness and such.

I think there's a difference between "Liberal Democrat" and "SJW," or at least it feels like they're different. The latter spend most of their time attacking the former because they know guilty liberal Democrats will listen to them.

>>87467575
>implying the gfs/wives aren't always responsible for that kind of attitude
When he was single he was literally bffs with A. Wyatt Mann.

>>87467902
Says the Tumblr infestation

>>87471084
>/co/ - 50% /pol/ 50% tumblr

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This thread is worse than a facebook comment section on a buzzfeed article.

>>87471124
>/co/ - 1% evil 99% hot gas

That's really cute.

>>87467163
Man. This is how the people of the nation that ruined my country look like, huh.

I'm doing my best not to hold this shit against you. But damn, this is not proper social behavior.

>>87467047
kawaii desu ne

>>87468567
Dont even joke about that.
/k/ does not need political discussion again.
Also /out/ was a mistake

>>87471171
>this is not proper social behavior.

You're right. Because this is the fucking internet. People don't behave like this face to face, not even the strongest shitposter.

>>87467163
ah, to be an edgy 12 years old kid and find this funny

>>87469653
Trumpcucks get triggered so easily

Ive NEVER found him funny but at least I didnt hate his guts. That all changed since his wife died. Its like hes been doubling down on his virtue signaling white knight cuckery.

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>>87469635
What, the lazy little niglet couldn't be bothered to dress up for the occasion?

>>87470550
fuck off russian shill

>>87467047
You were mistaken, OP. I hope you've learned something today.

>>87470362
>expects insane conspiracy theory retards who fall for copypastas to be capable of rationally evaluating facts

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>>87469974
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

>>87471526
I'm a white man and am still a virgin

how come all these women saying fuck white men have yet to actually help me out

>>87471531
Tumblr/pol/ proxy war

>>87471531
TRUMP IS EVIL FUCK YOU WHERE'S MY SAFE SPACE?

>>87471531
Fun stuff, people accusing one another of being tumblr or /pol/ and each accusing the other side of being thinskinned with some b8masters stirring the pot and the native /co/mrades wondering where it all went wrong.

>>87470362
> NYT
> CNN
> WaPo
There's your problem.

patton used to hang out with a wyatt mann and jim goad. how racist do you have to be to be accepted here?