Champions #2

Because /co/ wanted book with Teen Trinity xD

You could almost see it as a joke, but that would require a level of self awareness that Waid does not currently have.

>>87466328
Two full pages of repeated panel 'gag' for 3.99

And Marvel sometimes wonders why people pirate their stuff. It's a travesty.

>>87466328
Because Waid, the middle-aged straight white male comic nerd that has never in his life been "hip," is trying his hardest to seem like he's hip to what the kids these days are into. Since his only exposure to what "kids these days are into" is stuff he happens across on twitter and tumblr.

>>87466328
Because Ms. Marvel is a SJW cunt that hates the strong, tall and muscular Chulk.

>>87466328
Because Ms. Marvel and teen Cyclops are bullies.

>>87466606
>Because Ms. Marvel and teen Cyclops are radical terrorists.

>>87466328
I don't even see a problem with this page. There's a lot more to complain about in the comic than this.

>>87466328
Viv was about to taste Nova's tongue but Kamala cuntblocked her.
In retaliation, she accuses her of microagression because she knows it's the kind of thing that makes the tumblr generation feel bad about themselve.

>>87466328
>repeating panels
>ghost story micro aggression
It is a shit.

>>87466509
Chulk's a git. His heart's in the right place, but he's still an incompetent git as the hulk.

>>87466634
I really don't think she cares that she won't be hooking up with him.
If anything, Kamala saved her from the void Sam's heading to

>>87466634
It's called a twat-swat.

>>87466328
so that we could have this exact thread 60 times since nobody wants to talk about rebirth

This is written by a white man who wrote a "deeply personal passion project" about black people who suffered from racism in the early 20th century.

He's completely mental.

>>87466842
But Strange Fruit was good.

>>87466842
talking about history makes you mental?

>>87466807
*clam-jam actually

>>87466872
Cunt-shunt.

>>87466858
He has a bad case of "I get it"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j2Pb0YwVH8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A70rRXgFvc

>>87466842
Unless he had slave nigger ancestor, he should fuck off.
>inb4 his greatgranddaddy was slave-owner and Waid is repenting in 2016

>>87466967
Where is #WOKE?

>>87467009
Meme magic on /co/ is working!

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>>87466328
You knew this book was going to be shit the moment they started using twittershit.

>>87467005
That's the dumb, the song it's based on was written by a white guy.

>>87466328
I chuckled at the Micro Aggression ghost story, but the Bendis repeat panels need to stop.

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>>87466328

>>87467113
and yet its the most talked about book on /co/

>>87466856
>Strange Fruit
>good
It hit every single white-man-writes-about-racism-against-blacks cliche it could.

>>87467197
Okay.

>>87467176
It's not the 20th century anymore.
In the old days, if people talked about something, they bought it in order to see what everyone was talking about.

But now, we can pirate it, or otherwise see a digital copy
The era of "any talk is good talk" is over

You want people saying good things about your product.
Like the Vision solo run, I'm going to buy because I've heard good things about it.
But not this because, I've heard bad things (and seen bad things)

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>>87467176
Just like the one true Thor when it was first announced and came out.

>>87467239
the sales seem to contradict your opinion

>>87466858
Considering the struggles of a community you don't belong to from a time period you weren't alive in "deeply personal" is mental

>>87467144
It's not based on it, it's named after it. What it's based on is Superman.
And the original poem was written by someone who actually witnessed the victims of lynching hanging from trees. He wasn't writing about someone else's history, he was writing about his contemporaries.

>>87467259
>considering preorders as sales

>>87467176

That doesn't nake it not shit

>>87466328
What the fuck is up her twat? How is ghosts a microagression? Can I fuck her to get her to loosen up?

>>87467287
She identifies as a ghost

>>87467263
It's still dumb anon, you can write about whatever you want to. Just because he never saw a lynching doesn't mean that he can't see them as an incredibly shitty thing that happened and want to write about them.

>>87467244
It's a shame female Thor is a terrible book and is in reality a terrible character nobody gave a fuck about beforehand, because her design is really good.
If she was Thor's bastard child or secretly deposed sister or something that would otherwise hint to his unworthiness, she might have been good.

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>>87467297
The dead do not suffer the living.

>>87467287
Because Ms. Marvel is a bigot that makes fun of tall green men and ghosts.

>>87467244
She still sells better than the old Thor run

>>87466888
It doesn't rhyme, but I like "bush whacked"

>>87467263
>Considering the struggles of a community you don't belong to from a time period you weren't alive in "deeply personal" is mental

and yet so many people try and related to the struggle of nazis

>>87467561
Kinda implies the opposite, though.

To bushwhack is to go through thick wild bush

>>87467571
I'm not really sure what you're trying to say.

>>87467664
I think he's trying to say you can write about whatever you want

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>>87466328
Ha, that's actually pretty funny

>>87466623
>a muslie and a mutie on the same team
Jesus Christ! It's like Reverend Stryker worst nightmare made real.

>>87467005
>White people can't write about black people

You're talking like a trigger tumblrina.

>>87466328
By itself - outside of the context of Marvel changing its universe at the apparent whims of the progressive left - it's not a bad joke.

When will we be able to see sales
I wanna laugh at how low this is

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>>87466328
>that page

>>87466328
you idiots are fucking stupid

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>>87466328
>All this cringey dialog
Yost's New Warriors is looking pretty sweet now, eh /co/?

>>87467244
Nice dubs, but the meme of Whor selling well is pretty old.

>>87467541
whoops, >>87472284 was meant for you, except you couldn't even get dubs haha

>>87471914
>We'll never see Hummingbird again

>>87471914

no that book was shit.

>>87472345
champions ain't any better

>>87466328
lol they did they draw this page with a photocopier, this same image like 6 times

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>>87472345
You, shut up!

>>87472332
You, keep talking!

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>>87472332
>>87472345
Hummingbird

how about
>no more scarlet spider
;_;

>>87466967
>Viv Vision
>Vision's Android Daughter

They could have just said "Vivian, Vision's Android Daughter". Do you really need "Vision" twice?

>>87472360

no it is.

i have no opinion on the randos populating new warriors, waifu as you want

>>87466328
Look at that smirk, Viv was fucking with her.

>>87466356
We were so naive, we should have seen the signs.
>We did
Oh the horror!

>>87470799
Oh, come now, It shows the great lengths people will go to be offended due to "microaggresions". However, a superhero caring about it...?

>>87466967
I honestly thought this was going to be a parody made by someone on /co/

>>87471914
I miss this book.

>>87466356
>xD
Kill yourself, faggot.

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>>87472855
>no it is.