What do you think sex with a toon would be/feel like?

Like fucking a flesh light filled with dry paint.

>>87464952
Amazing. When you have sex with a woman everything fits but its still their body, with a toon theyd probably morph their vagina to fit your exact dick measurements and theyd be soft and light. Also women still sweat, have hair, and especially from behind can have a slight tinged butthole. A toon would have none of that.

>>87464967
I was thinking paper mache

Pressing your dick against a TV screen.

It would be drawn out and very animated.

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>>87464981
>no sweat
>a good thing

>sex
>with 2D
Anyone have that pic of a dick being squished between two glass-panes?

>>87465022
That toon was 3D though.

Would their fluids dye your skin?

>>87465010
I dont dig changing my sheets and having to shower everytime. Also sweat can get pretty smelly in some areas.

The same as fucking a regular person? We're all ready talking about fucking cartoons, there is no realism to be had here.

>>87465010
Easy now, don't pretend your fetishes are normal, they'll get you funny looks when you start talking about fart sniffing in open conversation like everyone does it.

>>87464981
>he likes women with alopecia universalis

>>87465066
>he doesn't like smelly sex

Yeah you're better off with a paper waifu indeed.

>>87464952
Imagine rubbing your dick against insulation but instead of tiny glass particles its like a ton of tiny papercuts.

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>>87464992

Fuck you Carlos

Your post is bait OP, though it does lead me to question, what would a 2d creature feel like in real life, like Roger Rabbit or Jessica Rabbit? Would they be soft and squishy, rubbery, or fuzzy and electric like static? Would traditional animation or flash animation make them feel different?

tl;dr toon tactile surfaces how would they work

>>87465514

WOrth it.
You then look at her cute 2D body and face and are ready to go on.

I shall fuck her and if it gets grinded down I shall fuck her with the stump!

>>87464952
I dunno, probably latex or something since the vast, vast overwhelming majority of toons are drawn without any kind of surface detail

>>87464952
Paper cuts.

>>87465493
Human bodies are disgusting. I tolerate them because I am attractive and enjoy sex but as soon as I finish I'm pretty disgusted by them. Shower sex is ideal.

>>87466551
Bateman pls

>>87464952
So many papercuts.

>>87464952
Probably like fucking gelatin

like your hand

>>87466849
This.

>>87464981
>not liking body hair and sweat
Go play with your 2d waifus

>>87465493
>smelly sex
I literally cannot take your defense seriously when you use verbiage that a five year old would use.

It's why I hate most of /trash/, the way they discuss fetishes is similar to how an eight year old would talk.

>>87464952

Kinda like papercuts.

>>87466975
Go fuck an ape. I can barely contain myself from genociding the obese much less be into body hair and stink.

>>87467865
>liking baldy fanny

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what would it be like to have sex with a sculpture?

>>87465066
What are you fucking an obese that only eats onion rings? Who sweats that much?

>>87464952
I'm really disappointed that toons didn't become a fetish.

>>87468402
Not him, but not washing your sheets after sex is gross.

>>87464952
a little funny

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>>87464952
Same general feel as a real chick but more stretchy, in a weird way and not necessarily a good way.

A toon's physical size and proportions tend to shift around a lot from scene to scene. Their appearance twists and bends in a lot of ways human's can't.

So it's like fucking a spastic shape shifter.

>>87468311
well if it had a dick we would have tons of evidence. Many stories of women using statues as dildos

I always viewed it as fucking a water balloon honestly.

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>>87464981
this