30 seconds to curtain, Mr. /co/!

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>with our Special Guest Star Hugh Jackman

>>87457933
Thanks, Scooter. But first, tell me how to deal with /pol/?

>>87458160
Hugh Jackman does a skit about magic tricks while singing and wearing a poorly designed Wolverine Mask which he puts on toward the end to pretend to be the rabbit he failed to pull out of the hat.

You know an old style sketch comedy show with Kemit back as the put upon producer trying to wrangle those lunatics while causing havoc around guest stars.

Wish they'd stop fucking it up making it like things it doesn't need to be.

>>87457933
Fuck off you annoying orange fuck. Get me one of those dick hungry chicken sluts and gtfo.

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Alright! Breathspray?

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>>87458256
Better yet... get me your sister.

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Lucky hanky?

>>87457933
Don't rush me, you got a hand up your ass or what

>>87458303
>>87458261
What is this amateur hour? Of course!

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>>87458329
Giant rusty anchor!?

>>87458310
Nope, my visit to the doctor was yesterday.

Guest turns to stare at the camera with a "did you hear what he just said!" face accompanied by a host of other Muppets creeping into the shot before one asks "What's he looking at?"

Guest takes out a hanky" you've got a bit of something on your lens.

Beauregard leans out from behind the camera and says thanks.