Alfred makes a snarky/sarcastic comment about you, what would he say?

"You're built like an ox, anon. With a skull twice as thick."

"You're a faggot"

I would worry about your descendants, but thankfully your hand cannot conceive

He wouldn't say a thing. He would just lightly shake his head and look away.

>>87454014
T-thanks, you too.

"Master Anon, I'm inclined to believe that Azeroth can do without its protector at least long enough for him to take his weekly bath. As it's my night off I'll be retiring to my quarters,sir. You'll find that the the rag on a stick will prove a suitable replacement to my usual services in this endeavor."

>>87454014
Shit I dunno, I'm nowhere near Alfred's level.
I suppose he would comment on my inability to tell her how I really feel.

"Getting ready for a night on the town I see" as I'm shittposting in my room

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>>87454747
add. injury to insult

>>87454517
underrated as fuck

>>87454697
"I see you are a talented shitposter, Master Anon. One would think you could put such eloquence to good use and woo Miss Her."

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