Occupy Avengers #1 Storytime

>>87420853
Clint needs the latina pussy.

>>87420756
Finally, adventures of Topical Avengers start.

>>87420930
>random Native American in the middle of nowhere recognises
>Bad guys don't

>>87421027
*Hawkeye

>>87420954
>latina
Amerindian actually

>>87420756
I'm going to keep my expectations as low as they can possibly get.

>>87420795
I can't fault these civilians for hating The Hulk. He really did do a whole bunch of horrible shit and for far too long he got away with everything. Yes, he's helped save the world, that doesn't give him a free pass.

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>>87421078
High expectations are the first step towards disappointment.

>>87421051
This guy green arrow now?

>>87421027
Yeah that makes no sense, Hawkeye has been an Avenger for years and he's been all over the news for killing the Hulk and getting away with it.

>>87421119
Some shitty Green Arrow he is when he doesn't have Nova to bully.

>>87421078
I'm really liking it so far, but you will never persuade me to pay for a comic called "Occupy Avengers".

>>87421026
It also helps that your arrows have explosives

>>87421113
>Helping Banner kill himself

>>87421051
>How do you fight that?
Normally that would be a very good question that brings attention to political, logistical and legal problems that can't just be punched away.
But this problem is being caused by criminals and villains that can be fought and punched, thus negating the whole point and removing any nuance.

>>87421221
Hawkeye, you'ved saved the world a bunch of times, stop acting like you've never acomplished anything of value.

>>87420756
Sooooooo....


They are ripping off Green Arrow EVEN MORE?

>>87421185
He's technically right, Banner did ask him.

>>87421281
This is not how Marvel comics work kiddo. Only the last year of continuittu matter for anything.

I just don't care about this comic at all.

>>87421339
>Comic claims that it'll deal with real-world issues like the contaminated water caused by corruption and incompetence in Flint, Michigan
>The water contamination in this comic is caused by an evil super-villain that turns into water
Seriously?

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The end. Thanks for reading.

>>87421361
So what bullshit will they come up with for Hawkeye and Red Wolf to beat a guy WAY out of their weight class.

>>87421405
Sponge arrows.

Well that sucked.

>>87421377
First issue of Champions starts off because Kamala was upset they were doing superhero stuff and not helping the little guy. It ended with Kamala and company doing superhero stuff. The second issue was them getting to know each other so they can do superhero stuff. You should know this about Marvel by now, anon.

>>87421377
>>87421405
No, he's probably just there to go after the same guys. Pissed off because they contaminated him too.

However, he's still Hydro-Man, and thus a douchebag.

>>87421525
>he's probably just there to go after the same guys
Nope, the mercs are his allies. "Morrie" is his real name.

Eh. Wasnt too bad.

>>87421405
Hydro-Man is a fucking idiot. This is known.

terrible book that will be cancelled by the 10th issue

>marvel

>>87421622
>10 issues
Thats prettu good.

>>87421622
It's an avengers book, anon.

It'll be canceled by issue 12.

>>87421622
Don't be crazy, one trade and it's axe time.

This is....not so bad, while not being interesting.....but at the same time is stupid because he doesnt feel or act like Hawkie, and people around him dont react like he IS the famous Hawkie.

This just look like Marvel tried to directly copy Green Arrow and Green Lantern, without considering the background of the characters.

>>87420900
How common is the name Fireheart?

Isn't that Puma's name?

>>87420990
And here i though the comic was actually going to focus on clint dealing with social issues, but apparently this is just gonna be like Champions were they just punch bad guys, and pretend they are somehow different from the rest of the superheroes.

>>87421881
>>87421301
>>87421146
We get it

>>87421594
>that story where he and Shocker try to rob a bank
>his plan is to absorb a shitload of water and carry it in with him
>he can't actually hold it in and floods the whole bank and alerts Spider-Man way before they can execute their master plan

>>87421959
You get it? Or you need more Spencer-tier subtlety?

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Literally pic.

>>87422060
Tell me more about how this is like GA. I need more info.

>>87421221
>Maybe I'm mean for more than being remembered as the guy who killed the Hulk

Take that, Marvel!

>>87421281
It doesn't matter. Nowadays, not a single reader remembers that. He's been a background character or at least a character with not plot impact since Osborn's HAMMER times. And even since Avengers Disassembled, he's been really not a big player, apart than a dubiously good team leader who often screw up things to the bone.

At least as a background character he was competent. But he hasn't have a big role in saving the world in ages.

>>87420795
Man, Clint just wants to have a beer and eat a burger in peace. I can relate.

>>87421281
To be fair, people tend to remember that one really bad thing you did, even if you've done a lot of good otherwise. It's part of the human condition.

>>87420826

Selfies, most books that suck issually have selfies in the first issue.

>>87421377
Nowhere says the water contamination was caused by waterman.

Stop writing stories in your head that didn't happen yet. Anon. Blame and moan when the actual time comes.


Well, look at that.
I actually liked the story: has a classic feel of simple issue to resolve. Also liked the characters' voices: felt fitting. And the art, even if I'm not too bought in the colour. I mean: it's not bad, but I don't think it fits the inks.

Not that I'm going to buy it, but I'll read.

>Occupy

Marvel on the cutting edge as always.

>>87421405
They get busted by him, drowned, first time, as far as previewed images show. There were some inked pages in a newsarama interview posted last night.

Pretty good. I wish it had a different title, but I'm interesting. Might add it to my pull now that some spots have opened up.

>>87421622
This. Marvel is Finished.

>>87420766
I HAVE A LEGIT QUESTION

So it has shown that Hulk is a part of the U.S.Avengers thing
But has it been revealed how he came back to life yet?

>>87422682
Brought back by the Hand as an undead shogun.

>>87422682
That's Red Hulk. You know, General Ross?

>>87422759
I doubt that will last

>>87422682
Red Hulk is part of the US Avengers, regular Hulk is now a zombie shogun under the hands control.

>>87421026
I never got why people feel guns are impersonal.
Like have you never seen a trick shot person?
If you can snipe a quarter in the air with your back turned around and you're aiming with a hand mirror, then yeah fucking do that with your lame ass trick arrows.

>>87421051
Contacting your local congressman or getting aid from like plenty of nonprofit helper like Samaritan's Purse or something?
Hell post 10 images of it in Imgur or 4chan and link a Kickstarter to fund their relocation and I'd bet you'd have 6 figures of support as it goes viral.

>>87422940
They're easier to use than traditional weaponry. They're mass-production made.
They are fast.

Compared to, say, a dagger, a sword of a bow and arrows, which also need the owner to actually personally choose to used those. Because guns are the go-to option everywhere.

I can see it.

>>87421113
>That might be the worst of the not-so-good things
Something about that sounds like fanfiction tier writing quality.

>>87423018
That doesn't work in the end. Internet is full of those campaigns that go to nowhere.

Which is more, people is starting to distrust them because there are scammers out there that work that way.

Besides, it doesn't give you a story to tell in a cape comic, geez.

>>87421934
This. If you're gonna make a big deal of being "different" to regular heroes and helping the "little guy", you should actually do things regular heroes don't already do.
Then again, this actually happens all the time. For example "proactive" superhero teams usually end up just doing the same thing as other teams, they'll just pretend they're being proactive even though they're just reacting to threats as they happen just like everyone else.

>>87421141
>>87421171
Why did this actually work?
They're in a big tough Jeep and the passenger is holding a shotgun.
Why did they try to go evasive instead of shooting the guy or the horse?
Also how did an axe thrown into the window cause them to flip on their side?

>>87422682
The USAvengers state variant covers don't actually have anything to do with the actual lineup. It was kind of a dumb idea, since it just makes people think it's an Initiative thing instead of Team America.

>>87421150
It's against the spirit of the "movement" to pay for stuff.

>>87421240
If it was that deep in wouldn't he bleeding out or maybe in shock?

>>87421405
Prolly something with electricity.

Or maybe a grappling hook arrow pulling down a rock on him?

>>87422759
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>>87422935
>>87423257
Thank you

>>87423199
>Also how did an axe thrown into the window cause them to flip on their side?
That's easy. They were running through a narrow, rocky age. They got upside-down after they did a sharp turn because a fucking big axe crossed their window.

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>>87420795

That old lady really wants to fuck Clint.

You lucky son of a bitch. Make her remember her prime years.

>>87423339
Depends if he hit the right spot. It's sort of believable that Clint can choose where to aim his arrows to that extent.

>>87423506
Can you really blame her?

>>87421051
Thanos confirmed for not a contaminated water supply.

>>87421079
To be honest if Bruce has asked Jason Strongbow instead both his death and the conflict in this actual issue would have been much more easily resolved.

>>87421301
Wait until Mockingbird shows up and Clint, Red Wolf and Bobbi become the Hard Traveling Heroez.

>>87423895
It wont be Mockingbird.
Who else is blonde and busty?

>>87423895
She has powers and is in SHIELD. I have the feeling she's not going to be part of the team.

>>87423987
Clint likes every busty female, anon. He's not a prick. He likes even green people, I think. Unless they're skrulls and Bendis is the writer.

>>87424031
She has to be blonde if its a GA ripoff.

>>87424086
Ah, I didn't get it.

You guys are really annoying with the whole Green Arrow rip-off stuff, to be honest.

>>87424441
Yeah thats the point I was making. I was mimicking the EVERYTHING IS A GA RIPOFF

>>87422682
>So it has shown that Hulk is a part of the U.S.Avengers thing
That's Red Hulk. Not Hulk.

I didn't see this in my comic shop today, so thanks anon. Solid first issue.

Yeah, I tried to sit through it, but I just can't do it. It's another book about heroes trying to help the common citizen, but they do it by fighting super villains. This isn't what I wanted.

>>87424505
Ah, now I feel stupid.
Damn, I'm so dense today.

>>87425202
What did you want?

>>87425644
good writing?

>>87422406
Is there anything worse than a white knight for bad comics that doesn't even bother to support the bad comic they're defending?

I mean the hypocrisy is palpable.

>>87421105
Not really, most of the time it was just Ross provoking him constantly to do that. If they left him be from the start he would've never been a problem to begin with.

pity bump

Bump for being surprisingly good.

With that title I was prepared to hate this book, but it's totally alright.

Within the trainwreck of Civil War II, Hawkeye has one of the more interesting stories. I hope they give some conclusion to his decision to kill Bruce.

>>87430560
I'm honestly waiting for them to come across other heroes / related characters and see how they're going to throw shit, or not, to each other.

I'm getting Cap vibes from Red Wolf, which I guess is going to be his role in the team.