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I want bacon.

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Well let's see TV talent shows are shit so I'm guessing a movie about a TV talent show is going to be hmm yes shit

Also
>Illumination

>>87419247
>1:28
Oh baby.

>>87418736
Ash is cute!

CUTE!

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>>87418736

This movie looks incredibly generic, and not in the endearing tongue in cheek way. The art direction, the concept, the jokes, the voice acting, etc. Just bland, straight up.

Also, the entire thing is built around a cliche that's of my biggest pet peeves about this kind of film: Cartoon animals singing and dancing to pop songs that are already dated at the time of the film's release.

Definitely going to skip this one.

>>87418736
Let me guess the pig Mom loses and realizes family was her true happiness

>>87419900

>More like, "Everyone wins because you all tried really hard!" and they use the prize money to save the "rec center" so they can keep singing together forever."

>>87419944
Wha...if they had enough money to make up a decent prize, why didn't they just use the money to save the rec center and skip the contest bullshit?

Where the fuck is the hallelujah song with ariana grande.

goddamn its catchy as fuck and i wanna hear the whole thing

I hope they will make a lot of porn about the Mom Pig.

>>87418736

>the character plots of the the gangster Gorilla. Shy Elephant and punk Porcupine are shown to be resolved in the trailer.

Now I'm sure this movie is like 90% licensed songs and nothing else.

This trailer literally shows you the resolutions of four major plotlines:
>Porcupine girl makes her ex jealous and regretful for doing her wrong
>Gorilla does such a good job that his dad finally respects and shows pride in him and his dream
>Elephant girl finally throws off her stage fright and is applauded for her talent
>Pig mom is able to feel young again and prove that there's more to her than just raising her family
I mean, the draw was always seeing CGI animals sing licensed music, but wow, that's just blatant.

Almost wish this was live action so we could see MILF Reese Witherspoon actually wear that black outfit.

>>87420129
>>87420214
We'll always have the porn.

>>87418736
I want to slam that ham

Somebody know where i could find porn of the mom pig? there are nothing on the paheal.

>>87420005
From what the other trailers have said, the The theater is hitting rock bottom so the Koala is doing the contest to save it.
I assume the prize money comes from entrance fees.

>>87420522
How much of the entrance fees are they using for the prize money? Because if their goal is to save the theater, they're gonna need to keep some of the cash for themselves.

>>87420382
>>87420326
>>87420048
I wanna... Pork the pork?

>>87418736
So this is the trailer that just shows the entire plot? What's the point in watching the movie now that every conflict has been resolved in the trailer?

>>87420569
I wanna pork the pork-upine.

>>87419847
Illumination always plays it safe.

>>87420326
I wanna get jiggy with the piggy

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>>87420048
>>87420326
>>87420382
>>87420569
>>87420661
>missing the obvious waifu

>>87420214
To be fair, that was kind of obvious since the beginning. I think porcupine girl was the only one who didn't have her character arc spelled out since the first trailer.

>>87421287
I want to get behind that porcupine

>>87421287
bedroom eyes are top tier

everything else regarding her design sucks shit though

>>87418736
So have tumblrites complained that the porcupine is "native American appropriation" yet?

>>87420214
>Gorilla does such a good job that his dad finally respects and shows pride in him and his dream
what the fuck is wrong with trailers this year?? Literally all of them pretty much spoil the whole movie, it's getting really tiresome

>>87422606

dont watch trailers then.

>>87421287
I don't think so. She looks too much like a prick.

>>87423245
ayy lmao

>>87418736
It looks so boring.