Return of penis thor?

>>87414766
Fuck off, Rich.

>>87414766
I'm not clicking that.

>>87414766
Fem Thor is selling better than old thor though

>>87414880
just the previous run.

>>87414902
And not anymore either.
Not it sells as much as Old Thor, more or less.
Too soon if I may say so.

>>87414766
That had better not be fucking stormbreaker, you bitch.

STORYTIME THAT SHIT NOW!

>>87414972
It's the Ultimate Thor's hammer.

>>87415009
Let original Thor settle with a lesser hammer while Whore keeps the real thing, right?
Just like how Sam doesn't give the shield back.

>>87414972
It's Ultimate.
>>87414957
Eh it's been going what? Like two years? That's pretty good, Falcon Cap fell under Cap way faster and it seems this is mostly because that stupid relaunch they tried to do, it was actually doing much better than its debut before they relaunched it to below its debut.

>>87415009
>>87415065
What if he got both Thor hammers?

>>87415077
He could shove Stormbreaker up his butt and be Triple Thor

The point of the title of OP's shit link:
>Dennis L. Barger, Jr:. Lady Thor Haters, want your Thor to have a penis??? Make this book sell out and prove it!!! This is your last chance to put your money where your mouth is...

Also in this article is Nick Fury Sr., The Unseen.

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>>87415077
Too op.

>>87414766
How utterly transphobic to assume he has to have a penis to be a man!

>>87415063
They can't have him just take the real thing back or they'll be called sexists.
Personally, I'm thinking they'll eventually swap hammers so that Jane will run around with the Ultimate one, possibly with a new codename, and Thor will get the real one back.
And then we get a Thor teamup book with Thor, Thunderstrike, Jane and Beta Ray Bill, ideally.

>>87415118
>buy this comic written by the same guy who had FemThor fight Absorbing Man about feminism

Nah senpai, I'm good

>>87415135
Whore should just die from cancer and be done with it.
The sooner she's dead, the sooner we can forget about her and move the fuck on.

>>87415145
He also wrote God Butcher/God Bomb which didn't have the faintest hint of that bullshit and is one of the greatest Thor stories ever written.

>>87415175
I just want Eric back, man. Thor Team-Up is the only way I can see that happening.

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>>87414766
Olivier Coipel is working on it so i'm going to buy it.

STILL WAITING ON A STORYTIME!

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>>87415491
Eric is never coming back, the most you would get would be his son Kevin.

>>87415135
>>87415063
I wouldn't mind it so much if Ult Mjolnir wasn't such an ugly looking hammer, it looks like the overweight retarded brother of Stormbreaker.

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>>87415203
God butcher had a satisfying end, but the vast majority of the story was crap.

>>87416273
Grifter?