What if X-Men had a villain that, like, has the power to make

All attractive women already have that power for me

I always inspect toilet bowl cleanness when I go in bathrooms, because if I notice that a girl has been in a long time after the last time I saw it I will go in after and if there is any shit stuck on the bowl i'll scoop it on a finger and sniff and eat it while I masturbate

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>>87413905
So Jean Grey, she already made bobby gay.

Scat fetishist btfo

>>87413905

you forgot to say "haha just for laughs"

>>87415189
I'd eat her shit

>>87413905
I've never had a girlfriend before but should I actually eat her poop if she asks me? I'm supposed to be open to experimenting sexually right? in hopes to grow the relationship?

ha ha... wouldn't that be weird.

>>87413905
>leaving the filename in
Good shit, OP

>>87417860
>should I actually eat her poop if she asks me?

Well, if you do it, at least try to bargain something good for you in return.

OP, you really let me down. That's a great picture and you used it for this.

>>87413905
There is a char in an Xmen Unlimited story that basically has this power

he gets eaten by a crowd

>>87413905
haha

>>87421963
>There is a char in an Xmen Unlimited story
Man. if only he was around for Layla. She could've been like a mother to him.