Sum up your life with one quote

>>87410322
Why?

>>87410322
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face- Harry Dresden

>>87410322
that explains why i'm such a failure. i'm always good at shit right away, and it fucks me up. people who start out sucking learn how to try and whatnot

>>87410322
Remember, Jesus is all around you, but also, so is the Predator.

>>87410322
Indooooooooors! Indoooooooors!

>>87410367
If you're shitty at something and don't stop, the only way to go is up.

>>87410322
GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD

I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS MACHINE

>>87411382
And now I ask, WHY!?

>>87410322

"Oh man, those first 400 bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better."

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A boy on the cusp of manhood cant spend all day whackering

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"Believe me. Youre the only one who cares."

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>>87410322

>>87410322
The only reason God doesn't erase you from the face of the Earth is because you amuse him somehow.

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How?

Why aren't I dead yet?

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I've been told Karl and I were brothers separated at birth.
the only thing I'm missing is a head like a fuckin orange.

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"It's true some days are dark and lonely, and maybe you feel sad but Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad"

>>87415997
I ask the same thing about you

>>87412132
Underrated

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'Nah, sometimes I kinda wanna die'
-Carl brutananadilewski

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>>87416215
was he redpilled?
>>87410322
also
>firmly grasp it in your hand

>>87411310
or stagnate...

>>87417793
>and don't stop

>>87411382
>>87411427
>MLaaTR threads

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Some people are meant to be with people and others, like me, are just... different.

>it's normal size and fully functional!

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>>87410322