What's Batman's best one liner?

>>87408301
BATZINGA

BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS

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This...

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>>87408394
...or this.

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>Too bad I didn't bring backup...
>Oh wait, I did

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>>87408301
without a doubt

"Because I heard it before, and it wasn't funny the first time."

Even though TKJ is pretty overrated

No Clark, I'm not letting you borrow my pirate ship.

>>87408471
>you're in my way

>>87408301
>I'm Batman

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>>87408301
>All the King's horses and all the King's men won't be able to put you back together again, Egghead!
(No, really. West actually delivered this line really menacingly. )

>>87408471
I think that would have been better if he just smiled and didn't say anything.

>>87413381
>>87413381
But that's Midnighter, Anon.

>>87408301
It's going up your asshole, Joker. And I'm not going to stop until I cum.

>>87415207
(thats the joke)

>>87408301
When he's cornered by the Hyper Clan martians and then traps himself and them in a big ring of fire and cracks his knuckles
>Ready when you are.

>>87408301
You're a big guy.

>>87413381
Serious question. How does Batman masturbate?

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>>87415387
UUUU

>>87408301
>I'll have to congratulate Dick.

>My dick.

>>87413381
I'd allow it, if we're OK with Combover SAS Batman Gay Murder Batman should be fine.

>>87415408
He's Bruce Wayne. He never needs to masturbate. All he has to do is fake smile at the right woman or women who recognizes him and she'll do whatever he wants for an hour or two.

>>87417075
who's Combover SAS Batman

>I love being the goddamn Batman

A lot of people here don't understand what a one-liner is

>>87417407
Batman never said that.

>Heil Hitler

>>87417516
He probably did off-panel

>>87408538
were there any survivors?

>>87417198
Alfred >>87408588

>>87417884
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

>>87419260
Kek

>>87415339
I wish that was true. I actually I don't read enough comics and just saw that picture lying around and assumed that was the world's greatest detective.
I never heard of Midnight.