Five, seven, then five Syllables make a haiku Remarkable oafs

I'll have sex with you
Says boomerang man to them
Through vagina jokes

Also it should be noted that a haiku's meter is actually much stricter than this but whatever.

>>87409522
>Also it should be noted that a haiku's meter is actually much stricter than this but whatever.

That's not a haiku.

This a haiku thread?
Is it an Avatar thread?
What the fuck, OP?

>>87409586

>That's not a haiku.
but your post is just one line?
such hypocrisy.

>>87409617
I'm sorry, Anon
I get that counting is hard.
Just keep practicing.

>>87407892
Starts a haiku thread
Pic girl not Jap
Do your work op

This is a haiku
This is the middle of it
And this is the end

>>87409956
>all this implying
>pronouncing O-P as "ahp"
I got it right, scrub.

>>87410128
I suppose that's fair.
It's just personal preference.
Same with my last line.

>>87410235
How reasonable.
Now, let's bury the hatchet
And fap to cartoons.

Thanks, well I gotta
bounce. I'll see you in philo
sophy class my dude!

>>87407892
Dayum her neck is long
She looks like yellow diamond
shit, that sounds racist

It is my second haiku
posted on 4chan.
Wonder why OP made this thread.

pregnant stuck up whore
Semen fulfilling your holes
tied up like a dog

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They call him Hitler
Inhumans are so much worse
and Cyclops was right

I miss good cartoons
Batman Beyond and J L
The loud house is shit

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Justice League was great
action, story, art style
Why not bring it back?

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Made of pen and ink
She can win you with a wink
Just Boop-Oop-a-Doop

It's very late here
Hope this thread survives the night
Good night 4chan-ites

This thread sucks big dick
Why did you even make it
Goodbye and please fuck off

>>87412881
not
>this thread sucks big dick
>why did you make this you tick
>Goodbye and fuck off
one job

>>87409963
Like summer sparrows
Flying far over your head
The joke has missed you

>>87411037
You are terrible
At this form of verse despite
Its simplicity

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>>87407892
I banged the very moon
Fucked kiyoshi's with stride, girl
Tonight you ride me

or alternatively

First man in the moon,
Spared with kiyoshi pussy
My plan earns your hole

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>>87413281
Fuck I meant to say

First man in the moon,
Sparred with kyoshi pussy
My plan earns your hole

T-This still counts? Right?!

You're a faggot
Avatar was quite shitty
Just as Korra was

>>87409562
We've got to move these
Refrigerators

>>87411098

Who ties up a dog
as one would do with a whore?
A strange thought indeed.

Leaves fall from the vine
as unto small, fragile shells
soldier boy come home.

>>87414422
We've got to move these
Color TVs

>>87407892
>it's another thread
>about Avatar again
Sokka >>> Katara

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Such a cute girl
Big chest and nice demeanor
She was not a whore.

>>87409617
>>87409956
>>87409963
>>87410128

A question, anons:
"Ahp" or O-P? Which is it?
Confusion lingers.

>>87416487
Oh Pee.

Fuck poetry.

>>87416487
I always used O-P

A butt for a face
Little brother, dork, dork, dork
Stay out of my room

>>87407892
Shut up you asshole
I won't do what you tell me
I do what I want

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.

>>87416487
O-P is correct
Means Original Poster
It's an acronym

Trying to think of
a haiku that can end with
"Licking Tophs bare feet"

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>>87407892
Haikus are poems
Except they don't rhyme and are
Totally stupid

furu ike ya
kawazu tobikomu
mizu no oto