This shows up on your bed, what do?

>>87399770
Be glad that I married a good one.

Fuck it.

>>87399857
>>87399859
/thread

Piss on it.

Put it back in my ass.

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>>87399859
This

>>87399857
>Be glad that I married a good one.
What?
>>87400029
>>87399859
Who wouldnt fuck gaz, monster or otherwise.

Ask it to leave because I'm trying to sleep

>>87399770
go back to sleep honey...

>>87400870
How would you treat monster gaz?

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Jhonen mentioned on Twitter that Gaz is short for Gazleen.

>>87401940
Insert sexual Metallica joke here

>>87401940
>gazleen
Thats hot as fuck sounding. Also, does jhonen know our obsession with gaz? How does he feel about it?

>>87400029
>Search for gaz bigdad art on Google
>nothing but bad meme captions
The fuck?

>>87402041
Jhonen hates all his fans. He's probably aware people fap to Gaz, and probably hates them too.

>>87402833
>Jhonen hates all his fans.
And that is why he is my idol

>>87402528
He was always my favorite of those condom skinned puppets.

>>87401940
yeah well, gazleen is right up my alley
fuck now i wanna go ride gokarts

>>87399770

Reach for the RAID.

>>87405174
DONT KILL MONSTER GAZ SHE IS FOR SEXUAL

>>87399770
Die horribly with out knowing why.

>>87402276
Good question.
Try furraffinity and hentai foundry.

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>>87399770
I kick its fucking head in with my powerful legs
It's a force of habit

>>87399770
Ask her if she would be interested in playing a round of AoE II and eat some snacks.

>>87407850
Not before you eat this bowl of eggs!

the sex

>>87406946
You monster, she only wants hugs and fugs

>>87399770

Everything has at least one soft hole.

So, find it.

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Zim a cute! CUTE!

>>87400081
I think we are all in agreement that we need more Gaz related content. Lewd or otherwise.

>>87401940
Johnen has been known to straight up lie about Zim though. He once wrote a piece ina dead serious tone where he explained that the series would have ended with Zim taking the bar exam and becoming a lawyer to defend humans in court.

>>87412374
That's funny as hell and would actually like to see that in some weird epilogue.

>>87399770
That depends, is it already on my bed when I get in my room, or is it on my bed when I wake up or what?
Also I don't remember how big that thing is.

>>87413363
Its on your bed when you wake up in the middle of the night

>>87413424
Probably panic and throw a pillow at it then. Possibly followed by a disoriented escape attempt from my room.
Or assume I'm hallucinating and either take in the experience or ignore it.

>>87413743
>not freaking iut and then try and fuck it afterwards

>>87412374
that sounds amazing, i hope he was serious

>>87399770
Send it back
I'm pretty sure I ordered a Tak

>>87399770
get it off the sheets I dont want to clean that shit.

>>87414318
my nigga

>>87414318
How dare send back best waifu.

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>>87414318
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>87402833
"/co/ was a mistake" - Jhonen Vasquez