Overwatch Cartoon

>>87393312
why

there's no good characters

just shallow archetypes with very little conflict

>It's a possibility
This means nothing. That's the dev team's response to literally any question because they don't like committing to any decision.

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>>87393365
>no good characters

Why must you lie?

>>87393312
Just like you getting laid is a "possibility"

, a .

>>87393365
Fuck you man Reinhardt and Zenyatta are great.

>>87393399
Just like they said "Overwatch has gay characters" but won't say who. The fujos are gonna freak

>>87393411
>two rednecks
>good characters
If they weren't just ripoffs, sure.
>>87393474
You mean Old Man Iron Man and Robotbuddha?

What stories will you tell with them?

There's 2 antagonists in the whole game and they're both shallow as fuck.

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>>87393544
No need to say, all male characters are homo for each other in the Overwatch universe. Even Winston.

>>87393312
>TFW dont play vidya
>have fallen in love with tracer and her peppy accent and personalititties and assestd
Now i am complete

>>87393365
Sounds like it would fit right on /co/ then

The only way I can see an Overwatch show working is if it was entirely episodic, because there's already inconsistencies appearing in the lore, and we've barely seen any of it.

>>87393574
>Old Man Iron Man
The fug? Thw two literally zero characterization in common. Not sayi g he's original, but get your comparisons straight.

Fuck off activision slave.

Judging from the recent games blizzard is really terrible at writing. So I don't care beyond the possibility for some curvy asses.

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>>87393634
I think an overarching story could work if you could have Tracer wind up unstuck in time in the prolog during the test or a mission only for her to be brought back by Winston in the future where Overwatch is wrecked and everything looks like it's going pear-shaped.

She can then act as an audience surrogate whose own exploration of her new circumstances lets us into the setting and all the characters therein.

>>87393312
>still caring about overwatch

>>87393365
Wouldn't an ongoing story like a cartoon be where you get to establish more in depth characterization and conflict?

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>>87393634
If by episodic you mean akin to the DCAU than I agree.

These so much chemistry between some of these characters, I'd be very interesting to see their canon interactions or expand on them Soldier 76/Reaper and Tracer/Widowmaker are ripe with potential.

>>87393365
(You)

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>>87393365
Sounds right up /co/'s alley.

>>87393842
sure proved him wrong

>>87393574
Off of the top of my head:
Reaper and Widowmaker are both part of Talon, a mysterious organization that's hunting old overwatch agents and killing them, as well as assassinating the mechabuddha to add tenseness to the omnic right's movement, so there's a villainous organization complete with mooks and a mysterious but at the same time clear goal.
Several overwatch characters are in "Clean up crime, wander the earth mode" including S76, Reinhardt, MccRee, and Genji. Additionally Genji is dealing with the Shimada crime syndicate lead by his brother Hanzo

Omnic god programs that started the war in the first place are powering back up, like the one in Egypt that Pharah fought, the one that KEEPS attacking Korea, which is why D.Va's a pilot in the first place, and has prompted Russia to go full Pacific Rim again. Meanwhile Zarya is determined to be the best soldier she can be for Russia and stop the evil omnics single-handedly.
The Vishkar corporation is basically doing what it can to take over communities and turn them into profitable cyberpunk profit ghettos. They're clearly shady but Symmetra believes they're doing it to help people while Lucio is a freedom fighter who lead a revolt to kick them out of Brazil, so there's another storyline they can follow

Meanwhile Junkrat and Roadhog are raging criminals, Roadhog being responsible for nuking Australia, and Junkrat having access to some kind of "treasure" from an old omnic god program that he's trying to sell off to the highest bidder.

Overwatch is like LoL or other mobas: There's a fuckton of lore to make stories out of, but the game itself isn't designed to tell them. In other words: You're hilariously wrong about there not being any conflict or way to make a cartoon out of Overwatch.

>>87393820
>Soldier 76/Reaper
Yeah.

>Tracer/Widowmaker
Nah, there's literally no hints that they had any sort of relationship before Alive, it's just a ship made up by the fandom. People confused bad writing and shoddy acting with Tracer being personally hurt by Widowmaker's actions.

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>>87393312

>>87393855
wow, literally not one of those characters stand out from one another.

>>87393615
She was the face of the game prelaunch,
Now she is trash tier

>>87393574
>rednecks

They are bogans you Amerifat cuntbasket

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>>87393820
Zenyatta alone could be interesting. He seems to be on a well-deserved high horse, but relishes the idea of avenging his master by killing Widowmaker.

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How would it play out?

Would it start with them already all formed as a team? With Episodes about backstory and Origin later?

Or a more story telling way where the first handful of episodes is forming Overwatch again?

>>87393634
The only way I can imagine an Overwatch cartoon is as a parody thereof. Like Sonic Boom.

Problem is, since Overwatch is lighthearted as fuck already, there's not much to parody in the first place.

I'd like it assuming it's less a "Follow the adventures of these main characters as other people make cameos" and more "Stories of overwatch 2-3 tales per episode"

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>>87393877

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>>87393877
>literally not one of those characters isn't waifubait
Like I said: right up /co/'s alley.

>>87393917
I feel like the logical starting point would be with the original strike team (Gabriel, Jack, Ana, Reinhardt, Torbjorn, and Mercy? I think) and then later add Tracer, Winston and Genji since they joined later.

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>>87393312
what do you know

all the people in the animation industry went to videogames, and now it's getting reversed

what a time to be alive

>>87393917
Overwatch disbanded years ago and only Tracer answered Winston's recall. Everyone has their own story right now, and the overarching plot is about how they eventually come together to form new overwatch

With occasional flashbacks of old overwatch with young 76 and friends.

>>87393927
no? the way the were drawn is particularly bland.

the characters themselves are bland as a bed but that's an overstatement

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>it's a Mercy Does something morally flexiable episode

>>87393927
symmetra and pharah look literally the same

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>>87393938
>those thick, meaty hitboxes

>>87393869
Alive is all you need.

I'm not counting the fandom stuff, but what is there in canon can be built upon. Tracer is the peppy optimistic dreamer who was around during the tail end of Overwatch and didn't experience the full fallout. Widowmaker on the other hand was tortured and broken into being against the very organization she and her husband worked with for years, and as result is cold and emotionless.

It's a conflict of ideologies and circumstances, it's implied Tracer doesn't know who Widowmaker really is, how would she deal with the fact somebody she would've called an ally or friend in another time is now an enemy?

>>87393991
Jesus christ, are you really that blind?

>>87393983
That's just Meet the Medic.

>>87393969
>we get Captain America STYLED 76
>Young Reinhardt being Based as fuck
>Young(?) Mercy
>Young Winston
>Pre winter-soldier widow
>Reaper being Slade as fuck

I want this bad

>>87393969
This sounds like the best choice. We've only gotten brief canon moments in the present, with Dragons being the biggest one.

Dva/Mercy better by end game. If Pharahcucks win the mercy wars in pulling a Jihad

>>87394090
If Mercy ends up with someone it's probably going to be Genji. Lead writer/lore guy has a thing for it.

>>87393365
That's why you MAKE them actual characters, dingus.
That's how you turn a video game into a TV show. You focus on writing instead of gameplay.
How do you survive?

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>its a D.Va episode

>>87394038
>Implying mercy is not a mad scientist

She can litreally bring people back from the dead, that got Implications at best

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>>87394090
>Not D.va/Lucio

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>>87394070
You can remove the question mark from "Young Mercy"
She was 17 when Ana was showing kindergarten Pharah off to the rest of her friends. This picture.

>>87394110
Good, Pharah is straight and has warrior genes to pass down.

>>87394122
An episode on how the Korean government grabbed a pro-gamer girl for her APM, threw her through training, and told her to fight the pacific rim sized AI omnic genocide machine would be pretty entertaining, especially if they make it so that her E-celeb stuff is just an act to hide "Holy fuck I almost died"

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>>87394090
>Not 76/Mercy

Disgusting

>>87394110
Reeee, at least it isn't pharahcucks that win

>Roadhog and Junkrat were let in because no other prison could hold them, but they are effective can't deny that

>They work for overwatch because they could use their skills and if they ever went Awol the rest of the Overwatch team is there to secure them and lock them down and throw them in a special cell for a few weeks

>Episodes where whoever guards has to hear one of Junkrats stories on what he did before he joined Overwatch

>All of them blown completely out of proportion and crazy making no sense and portray Junkrat and Roadhog as good guys.

>Junkrat Gets to tell a crazy Story Episode

>>87394163
>She was 17 when Ana was showing kindergarten Pharah off to the rest of her friends.

Wait WHAT? Citation bloody needed

>>87394168
Nice meme

>>87393855
>Mei will never rest her boobs on your head

>>87394163
>Mercy became a doctor and head surgeon at one of the world's most prestigious hospitals and joined Overwatch before the age of 18
I mean, I know this is a video game with robots and gorillas from the moon and a woman whose heartbeat was slowed down to the point she turned blue, but I still have trouble wrapping my mind around that.

>>87393877
>flying blonde girl with mechanical wings
>the two brown girls
>the 200lbs pink haired strongwoman
>the purple girl
>not to mention it's fanart

Anon, stop using words you dont understand

>>87394174
>Implying reaper/Widow and Symettra aren't the BBEG's of the show
>Implying Junkrat isn't the levity Villian crazy silver aged bullshit
>Implying Roadhog isn't the more serious dark side to the duo

You know Blizzard could probably make it themselves and get Netflix to release it.

>>87394038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcPPdlJFO48

>>87394211
Remember that time Tony Stark graduated Harvard with dual PHDs in physics and engineering by the time he was 17?

Overwatch is a western comic book meets an anime. Everyone's a super young prodigy. Remember to shave 10 years off of Mei's age for her biological age.

>>87394190
Pharah was 12, my bad, but Mercy is only five years older than her, them being currently 32 and 37 respectively.

>>87394248
Widow and Symmetra are the hyper competent evil girls that work for the big bad
You're right about the other two.

>>87394200

>you'll never throw your back out or give yourself a hernia trying to princess carry Zayra

Why even live?

>>87394190
IIRC nobody from Blizzard has said anything regarding when the picture was taken, but Mercy is only five years older than Pharah so she was probably 12/13.

>>87394284
It worked for Skylanders

>>87394211
If after all you listed the thing that bothers you most is that, then you may have autism, anon.

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>>87394122
>>87394163
I hope we meet the other MEKA pilots. Would be funny if two of them were pastiches of Rei and Shinji.

>>87393312
>tfw it's going to be like sonic boom

That's what it should have been from the beginning.

>>87394371
I'm okay with this.

>>87394327
Symmetra's not evil so much as really misguided and naive. She legitimately thinks Vishkar is doing the right thing. She's also slightly autistic.

Poor Widowmaker got turned into someone at Talon's deviantart OC from when they were 15.

>>87394327
>Mei is technically a MILF
Thank you Blizzard.

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>>87393312
>Overshit will get a series and TF2 never will
>TFW Valve fucked up deadlines like idiots for the TF2 Adult Swim series to be a thing

MAXIMUM ANGRY RIGHT NOW

>cartoon show
>will use CG
Why are we excited again?

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>>87394331
She just needs a guy who can take it and hates Omnics as much as she does.

>>87394337
>>87394327
I refuse to believe this, didn't Mei say something about Mercy having "not aged a day" since they last talked? Which was from memory before mei went on Ice

>>87394358
It doesn't bother me. It's just one of those facts of the series I have to occasionally stop and rethink when I remember it.

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>>87394327
>Widow and Symmetra are the hyper competent evil girls that work for the big bad

Wouldn't you sell your soul to the devil if he was the only one buying?

>>87394381
>slightly

Wasn't it litreally some kind of super autism?

>>87394369
Get in the damn robot D.va

>>87394403
Because if they set it as a 13 episode series with the quality of usual Blizzard animations it'll be amazing

>>87394403
Blizzard's pretty good with CGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to8yh83jlXg

>>87394423
Fuck no, if there is a devil there is a heaven and I ain't wasting my shot at that

>>87394411
Blizzard apparently shot down the theories that Mercy has ever had ulterior motives and that she's aging slowly/lying about her age. They basically killed any chance she had at being an interesting character because she's the fandom bicycle.

>>87394448
It won't though. You're deluded into thinking CG is impressive when it isn't.

>>87394404

I prefer Roadhog-Mercy, but what ever floats your boat.

>>87394388
>actual fully fledged stories to work from, instead of just lore
>cheaper to animate
>semi-serious, so probably easier to watch casually

Valve deserve to get fucked, but I wish they didn't hurt TF2 in the process

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>>87394174
It's a "Junker misadventures starts out fun but goes acid fuck house after something reminds them of their irradiated homeland" episode.

>>87393969

I'd say something like this. Star with a very small group, have them slooowly recruit back up to a serviceable team, with a lot of the characters either being on their own side or being somewhat freelance.

Like, I could easily see 76 being approached and refusing to join Overwatch again because of what happened last time, and certainly not lead it again... and yet whenever shit gets real 76 always 'happens' to be around and lends a helping helix rocket. Despite his grumblings, he just can't keep himself away now that he knows the band is back together.

Talon is off doing evil Talon things, and Junkrat and Roadhog are just wild cards who play by their own rules, often to the detriment of anyone near them.

>>87394124

I see Mercy as more of a Pym character: she keeps trying to help, and sometimes she even manages to do good. But damn does she have a long list of times that 'helping' had horrible consequences.

Like trying to save Whatshisface and ending up with Reaper, a dude who is a constant state of dying over and over again tot he point that his body is nothing more than nanomachines frantically trying to repair a body that is no longer there.

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WHERE

IS

SOMBRA

>>87394440
Depends on what your definition of super autism is, I guess. She can still hold conversations pretty easily, and she takes care of herself appearance wise. I guess it's difficult to tell how on the spectrum she is because even if she wasn't autistic, she's basically been brainwashed by Vishkar.

>>87394491
Blizzcon release m8

Probably alongside a new game mode or a new map

>>87394455
That really disappointing

Between Dad 76, Ana, Reinhardt and Reaper being sorta dead/Old it made sense that something wasn't quite right

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>>87394470
It's cute because Roadhog is the one Tank that doesn't need someone to heal him, but he'll protect her anyway while pretending that isn't the case.

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>making an Overwatch show
>when the characters and story are so bland that Blizzard tacks on more characters every chance they get and the gameplay conflicts with them constantly

And what animators do you expect to repeatedly work on the convoluted character designs?

If there was a cartoon coming we won't see it for years and that's only if the game popularity doesn't die out.

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>>87394440
>Get in the damn robot D.va

It's a "D.va gets amnesia after a bad crash and the Junkers decide to take her in Lion King style" episode.

>>87394385
Only technically, she's been frozen for 5-10 years not aging, so she's probably more a cool big sis.

>>87394369
Good choices, D.Va's definitely the Asuka of the bunch

>>87394411
Mei and Mercy probably joined late in Overwatch. Jack, Ana, and Reyes are old as fuck because they're founding members. Tracer, Mei, and Mercy joined near the end of the fun and it's only been shut down for five years.
So that means Mercy looks pretty much the same as she did 5-10 years ago. Since she can RAISE THE DEAD, that actually doesn't surprise me. Who knows what her tech does. But yeah, she was young as fuck before Overwatch disbanded.

>>87394423
It's not really selling her soul since she legitimately believes in the Vishkar cause of creating order and light to humanity. It's just that freedom types object at the "order" part.

>>87394440
>>87394498
She's got high functioning autism, but can't understand why Lucio keeps going "muh freedom!" when order is so great. Also it lets her warp light with the vishkar technology better than her peers.

>>87394519
Yeah their response to that is that she joined when she was a teenager and she was a child prodigy.

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>>87393312

>IT'S HAPPENING?
In ten years after all the hype and interest has died down, yes.

>>87393411
>Junkrat and Roadhog fags
Every fucking time.

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>>87394474
>it's a The team has to go to Australia episode

>>87394498
The Autism spectrum isn't a 1:1 exchange between Savant like ability and mental Impairment

Source: am on the spectrum

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>>87394580
To be fair, the director's dad, David Bowie, died during production so that might have caused him to unintentionally fuck that up out of grief.

>>87394556
>Tracer, Mei, and Mercy joined near the end of the fun and it's only been shut down for five years.
Mercy didn't joined later on, I think she was either part of the initial strike team or she joined right afterward. She's in the group photo with a younger Pharah who looks to be 10-12.

>>87393855
>no DFC character
why live?

That Tracer is an attractive woman. There, I said it.

> Its a 'Bastion followed us home and no one wants this horrible little robot but we don't know what else to do with him' episode.

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>>87394613
>it's a The team has to go to Australia episode

And Symmetra goes native 40 minutes after arrival. Complete with a truly awful Australian accent.

>>87393365
>just shallow archetypes with very little conflict
so you mean the entirety of western animation since its conception?

>>87394487
>I see Mercy as more of a Pym character: she keeps trying to help, and sometimes she even manages to do good. But damn does she have a long list of times that 'helping' had horrible consequences

This is acceptable

whats her equivant of ultron?

>>87394639
>western characters
>attractive
?

>>87394617

While that's an interesting factoid that I had no idea about, the WC movie's main problem really was that it spent years languishing in purgatory.

>>87394474
>Its "Junkrat tells the story of Mad Max but twisting it, making Roadhog the bad guy but saving and redeeming him at the very end while Roadhog tells the true story but since his speech is muffled we will never know" Episode

>>87394652
I'd say it's Reaper but Blizzard may or may not be retconning her involvement in that.

>>87394652

Probably Reaper most directly, but didn't Genji go on a revengalicious murder-spree with his cyborg ninja body before he met Zenyatta and learned the RGB values of the wind?

>>87393430
in other words
never happening

This game has such shitty worldbuilding. Like wow I couldn't fucking care less.

Also "brown" and "asian" people with white facial features. If the brown ones are indian (that's how little i care to look it up), ok fine, but otherwise just why?

>>87394618
The founding members are in their 60s anon. All of them. Ana, Torbjorn, Reinhardt, 76, Reaper.
Mercy, Mccree, Tracer, Mei, Winston, and Genji joined later.
Mercy knew the old staff and was friends with them, but they were all much older than she was.

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>>87394645
Show us on the doll where the sentiment Minigun touched you Anon

>>87394556
The dialogue between Mei and Mercy seems to imply it's post reformation though but maybe I'm just stretching because I love the Idea of a evil/mad doctor playing at being a goodguy because she has a god complex

>>87394709
Yeah but he did that at Overwatch's behest. I guess on a personal level for Mercy that'd be considered a failure though, she probably lost her shit when she found out their plans for Genji.

>>87394717
Symmetra doesn't have white facial features.

>>87393365
Man, it's almost like a series could expand on all of that.

>>87393574

name 20 characters from any work of animation that are not shallow archetypes

>>87394717
>Muh "White facial features" shit again
>>>/a/

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>>87394528

Cute

That episode where reaper learns the true meaning of Christmas will always touch my heart.

>>87394734

I actually like Bastion, but in in-game dialog I think Mei is the only one who has ever spoken to Bastion without insulting him. She said he would make a good research assistant.

Everyone else who talks to Bastion only does so to mention that he should be destroyed.

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>>87394645
I can see Bastion being a really tragic figure beyond the events of the Last Bastion.

As per the treaty between humans and Omnics, all of the remaining Bastions were scrapped, hinting that sentient robots don't consider them to be "people."

If he's found out, it's very likely that Omnics might be the ones hunting him to maintain peaceful relations with the UN, uncaring that he's capable of higher thought so long as they can preserve the fragile peace built upon the bones of the Crisis.

Then we can get the pantomime equivalent of this scene between Bastion and a maimed human veteran of the war:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc2OvrpzjvM

>you will never live in the good timeline where TF2 got a tv show

>>87394732
I was saying that she didn't join near the end like Tarcer and Winston did.

>>87394785
>Its a "Genji, Bastion, and Zenyata Hang out" Episode

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>>87393312
H Y P E
Y
P
E

>>87394786
We have the comics and that's good enough.

>>87394784
To be fair he is the only combat Omnic on the cast currently, it not surprising he gets a lot of flak considering how people the cast saw get mowed down by Omnics like him

>>87394784
Lucio is nice to him.

>>87393782
they are releasing a new character

>>87393584
Especially Winston.

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>>87394784
>Everyone else who talks to Bastion only does so to mention that he should be destroyed.

Not really. Lucio and Zenyatta are fine with Bastion and say such.

It's Junkrat who gets the brunt of the snark from the cast.

On the other hand, no one apart from his accomplice has much to say to Roadhog.

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>It's a Widowmaker flashback episode

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>>87394473
Well in my post I said it was Valve's fault. Expiration Date was originally a pilot, semi-first episode, of a series Adult Swim wanted. However, Valve being the lazy, slow fucks they are fucked it by not finishing the damn thing in time, hence the deal being off.

>>87394918
To be fair, would you want to talk with the nine hundred pound psychotic killing machine?

>>87394786
It'd just get delayed.

>>87394918
You want to try talking shit to a 6ft+ Somoan built like a fucking truck?

Shits terrifying even if they are your friend

>>87394786
Blame Valve and their stupidity
I know I do

>>87394024
nah, just incredibly racist

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>>87394844
Reinhardt is surprisingly chill with Bastion considering that he and his kind killed his master and eviscerated his order so that he's pretty much the last Crusader still in service.

Though as the Junkenstein comic revealed, his willingness to protect Omnics is a fairly recent happenstance (possibly rooted in his growing dementia) as he still considered them to be "useless trinkets" after the Crisis was over during Overwatch's heyday.

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I still want the race movie/episode.

https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/85864738/#q85868113

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>>87394966
>>87394960
I just want him to interact with more of the cast. He could have some choice things to say to the old guard of Overwatch or the current batch of Omnic haters.

Apart from a moment in Eichenwalde if he's teamed up with a Zarya where he laughs at her claim that Russia won't succumb to the same fate as that little German town, he's got nada.

>>87394122
>It's a "D.Va battles the evil cult that controls the south korean government" episode

>>87394785

Now I am imagining the B plot of an episode being the rest of the cast nervously explaining the omnic war to Bastion.

See, Bastion was an omnic. He fought in the war. He was there.

But he wasn't aware until long after the war ended. So he doesn't actually know how the war started, why it was fought, or what really happened much at all. He was told to go places and shoot at things, so he went places and shot at things. He doesn't actually understand that any of that was bad, just that he isn't interested in doing it much anymore.

> yfw you realize that the war robot has the intelligence of a relatively smart dog and no real concept of right and wrong, but what he DOES have is a minigun.

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>>87395091
It's a "D.va gets jealous of the romance between her fellow pilots in spite of her greater fame and accomplishments" episode.

>>87395008
I honestly think that between his Righteouness and his dementia Reinhardt just a see Omnics as people of needing to be protected/Stopped from causing harm

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>>87395127
>chase episode
>Bastion is cornered by human and Omnic law enforcement agencies that start arguing outside of his hiding place to the point that it looks like they're about to come to blows
>dimly recognizing what's happening and having injured innocents with his weapons as he tried using them in self-defense, Bastion comes to a conclusion
>he walks out the door in recon mode, faces the mob, then systematically starts ripping off his minigun, his mortar cannon, and his rifle arm
>maimed, but weaponless, he walks past the stunned crowds to leave the city in peace.

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>>87395127
And that is what makes bastion a great character

He's basically a metal child soldier who was lobotomised and lost his memory

>>87393312
>>87393312
>Overwatch gets a cartoon 6 months after release
>TF2 still doesn't have an animated series

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How are these for future horde Brawl ideas?

1) Hollywood Wars: Hollywood, but with a lot more exploding barrels, hapless extras, and random buffs to make your Heroes of choice a pack of action stars or cannon fodder.

2) Escape from Australia: On their way to lock-up, Junkrat and Roadhog (mostly Junkrat) tell their escort how they wound up on the international crime scene. Takes place in a tweaked Route 66 Map where the two master criminals (along with Scavenger D.va and Wasteland Ana) must fight off their fellow Junkers to buy their homemade rocket time to charge. Bosses include Deadlock Torbjorn, Origins Pharah, Omnic Crisis Bastion, and Commando: 76.

3) Winston Come Home: Winston leads members of the recalled Overwatch to the Moon in order to reclaim it from his villainous gorilla brethren. A low gravity arena that reuses assets from the Lijang Tower Space Centre level.

4) Dragons Chapter 2: Genji, Hanzo, and Zenyatta must defend the Shimada Ancestral Home in Hanamura from a rival ninja clan. Enemies include reskinned "Serpent" versions of Genji and Hanzo. Bosses consist of Dark Geisha Widowmaker, Oni Reinhardt, and Sumo Roadhog.

5) Siege of Gold: Jack Morrison and friends fend off a daring raid at the Dorado bank by Los Muertos and Sombra.

>you will never watch a cross over where the minigun robot and the insane pyromaniac become best friends.

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>Best soldier
>Best dad

>>87395252
>[Muffled sounds]
>[random boots and beeps]
>no one except the two of them can understand each other

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>Tf2 will never get a tv series
>Tf2 will never have a film
>Tf2 comics will never be a recurring thing beyond just one issue a year
>Most of the Tf2 VA's are old men slowly dying
>Valve stopped giving a shit about Tf2 since 2012
Kill me.

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>>87395301
Best parents

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>>87393312

Fuck yeah

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While I find the game very fun, this is one of the few times I think a film is a bad idea.

Despite the colorful characters and world, the lore and story itself isn't anything particularly good. The backstories given to all the characters are a mix match of pure nonsense but the actual atmosphere and story itself isn't meant to be particularly comedic. Even the shorts, while beautifully, have incredibly sub-par writing with the exception of the Bastion one and that's only because they didn't have any dialogue to ruin it.

>>87395520

>film
t v s e r i e s

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>>87393460
>https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20353652
>Meanwhile, Los Muertos, which has come out as a strong supporter of Sombra in recent days, has responded to the collective's revelations, calling for the immediate resignation and arrest of Mr. Portero and his co-conspirators, the deactivation of LumériCo's power plants pending an independent investigation into the company's governance, and reparations to citizens affected by LumériCo's policies. Los Muertos is organizing a protest to coincide with LumériCo's unveiling of the Dorado nuclear plant on November 1st.

I wonder if Jack would be so hard-up that he'd open fire on Los Muertos in broad daylight.

>>87393941
Pretty sure reaper was part of the original team aswell before a building fell on him?

>>87395547
A small slip but my point still stands. Blizzard needs better writers.

>>87395131
Uh...source?

>>87393365
this.

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More butt shots!

>>87393399
Exactly.

Interviewer: "Do you see a show coming up?"

Interviewee: "I can't rule it out"

SHOW CONFIRMED!

jfc, people.

>>87393544
Did they actually say that? Pretty smart on their part to say but not specify who.

>>87393312
They better change the fucking voice actors.

The ones in the game are total shit, like why is Tracers voice so ear splittingly high pitched

>>87395595

Gabriel Reyes was the man who became Reaper. He lead Overwatch's black ops division (Blackwatch) and trained Mccree before Mccree eventually left Blackwatch.

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>>87395670

>>87393615
She's the most annoying character.

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>>87395301

>>87394528

>giant guy paired with tiny girl

God damn, why do I love this so much?

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>>87395775

>It's a Christmas episode

>Mei tries to throw a party but everyone is too busy

>They throw her a surprise one instead

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>>87395670
>>87395714
Not posting best ass.

>>87393312
> Its a "Dva acts like hot shit to overcompensate for the fact that she feels inadequate being the youngest member in the company of living legends" episode

>It's a Jack and Gabriel argue at each other about IT'S YOUR FAUUUUUULT episode

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>>87393312
>You will never nut inside Witch Mercy
God has abandoned us.

>>87393917
I would love for it to be an Overwatch origin story.

Starting with the Omnic's rebelling. Moving to the war. Then on to the formation of Overwatch. Then the war outright. Then the fallout of the war. The disbanding/fall of overwatch. The rise of a new threat. Then concluding with the reformation of Overwatch.

Then the series finale ends with a cut to live action showing kids playing with toys of the characters and one is like, "yeah that was fun, but let's fight!" and they start banging their toys together going "pew pew" "bwoosh!" "BANG!" "I'm taking the objective!" "No fair!" "YUH-HUH! D.Va jumps out of her mech and she's not dead." "Fine then Reaper shoot all of your guys 'DIE DIE DIE!" .. fades to black.

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>>87394784
>She said he would make a good research assistant.

You know Mei is fucking nuts and probably wants to take him apart, right?

>>87395996
Torjborn is worse than Mei.

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>>87396005
Is he, though?

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>>87394232

>>87395996
She doesn't seem like the "take apart" type, which is honestly worse. What research would having a Bastion unit benefit?

>>87396130
Bastion's can survive in environments that humans can't.
Like the void of space, when Mei launches him towards the outer reaches of our solar system to look for ice or some shit.

>>87393574
>Rednecks
>Americlaps in charge of searching

>>87394556
>It's not really selling her soul since she legitimately believes in the Vishkar cause of creating order and light to humanity.
It is also implied that Vishkar WANT her to start murdering people, but they also know that she isn't ready to make the leap. And instead of pushing her and strain her relationship with the company, they just let other agents do the murdering instead. As long as Symmetra still does her job, Vishkar wouldn't risk losing such a valuable employee.

>>87396130
Shooting things.

>>87396005

As a sole Roadhog player, I'll tell you, I'd rather go up against 2 Torbjorns than a Mei.

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>>87394966
tell that to vince

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>>87393365
fpbp

The Overwatch characters are the most bland, uninteresting, uninspired characters. Blizzard pussyed out big time. All the good things about the characters personalities was invented by the fanbase and would never make it in the show aside from some random Dva eating doritos reference.

>fucking Valve never getting off their lazy asses to make a TF2 series

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As long as there's plenty of Mei episodes. Mei is underappreciated.

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>>87396267
>Disses the overwatch characters for being bland and uninspiring, then then whines about no TF2 series.

>>87393365
As though that will make any difference. Who will be the top waifu?

>>87396267
>this could've been tf2 with adult swim
>it fell through, opportunity will probably never come again
>ow might get a show but most of the characters suck

The only way it'll be good is if they manage to get it made with HBO or Netflix, where they can try and make it better for an adult audience and expand on character stories.

>>87393365
first post best post.

OW had a chance with those horrible shorts. Their writing is just embarrassing.

>>87396309
Mercy forever and always.

>>87396309
Mei is bae

>>87396267
>bitter TF2 fag

You do know the vast majority of the characters were one note jokes with funny (bad) accents when the game launched and everything that fleshed them out came years afterwards, yes?

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>>87396309
The Ice Queen

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>mfw something as generic and by-the-numbers as Overwatch gets a show before TF2

>>87393877
that's because of the artist and their shitty 'animu' style homogenizing everything.

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>>87396305
>tf2 characters bland and uninspiring

I'm glad I'll never know what it's like to be autistic.

>>87396369
>TF2 fans are still this jaded that their game was mismanaged into irrelevancy and project their hurt feelings onto OW

It's dead anon. It's dead and it's not coming back. Valve doesn't make games anymore, just accept it.

C-Can't I like both Tf2 and OW?

>>87396309
Depends on the fetish of the viewer.
Dva = Pedo
Mei = Fatty
Tracer = Skinny girl?
Pharah = Dark skin?
Symmetra = dark skin?
Zarya = Muscle girls
Widowmaker = Slutty girl
Ana = Mature
Mercy = Aryan Master Race

>>87396469
No. You like one and you rage about the other like a total fucking autist right now, or you get out and don't come back!

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>>87396417
>I'm glad I'll never know what it's like to be autistic.
>Saying that while posting tf2

Sure thing anon, how is your furries and bronies servers doing?

>>87396417
>Dumb soldier
>Boston guy
>Big russian
>Turret guy
>French guy
>Scottish guy now in black
>Medic who shouldn't be allowed to practice anymore
>Muffled guy with a flamethrower
They're all assholes to each other, that's the shtick
So amazing, such deep characters. Wooow. TF2 characters are about as inspiring as the cast of RvB season 1.

>>87396489
I'd say Tracer is "sporty", Pharah is Dark Skin/Dominance, Symmetra is Dark Skin/Delicious Thighs or autism, if that's your thing

>>87396514
No kidding, I don't think tf2 players have ANY ground to lob accusations of an autistic fanbase around considering furry severs make up about half of all private servers currently.

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>>87396355
Yeah and? Valve excels at story and dialogue. Old Blizzard used to be great at story but shit at dialogue. New Blizzard sucks at both. Star Craft 2 was utter shit plotwise.

>>87396539
I guess I can see sporty. Tracer annoys the fuck out of me though, especially that fake-ass British accent.

>>87396573
You know that the girl who voices Tracer is British, right squire?

>>87393865
>Reaper and Widowmaker are both part of Talon, a mysterious organization that's hunting old overwatch agents and killing them
Talon has been around for a long time, remember that it was they who kidnapped Widowmaker to use her as a weapon to kill her husband who has a high ranking Overwatch member who did a lot of sting operations on Talon.
>Additionally Genji is dealing with the Shimada crime syndicate lead by his brother Hanzo
Hanzo left the crime syndicate a long time ago

>>87395760
How can you say that when Mei and Dva exist

>>87396548
>Valve
Isn't that comic made by a third party?
Not that I disagree with you, Blizzard is definitely pretty bad at story-telling these days.
I think the reason that I like Overwatch's plot elements is that we're not given much detail, so it's more or less left up to us. The shorts they give us are really only good for the visuals.
>>87396586
She is, but I think I remember reading that she was told not to use her regular accents and use something more "universally british"

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>>87393312
can you imagine the anal devastation that will take place when absolutely none of the slashships become canon in the cartoon?

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>>87396514
>>87396514
You're just proving your autism. I don't even play TF2 anymore. I play OW. But since I'm not a fanboy retard like yourself I know that the characters are bland and uninteresting.

>>87396527
>The best TF2 material comes from Valve.
>The best OW material comes from random fans.

Whatever makes you feel better Jeff.

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>>87396604
>Mei
>annoying

Lets see you say that shit when you're staring down the barrel of a cold gun.

>>87396489
>D.VA
>Pedo
There is nothing wrong with liking barely legal 19 year old teen. Plus there's the "fucking someone famous" fetish
In fact your entire list is bad, let's try that again

D.Va: Famous people, Barely legal teens
Mei: Thick girls, scientists
Tracer: Athletic girls
Pharah: Subby Military girls, delicious brown, armor fetish, arabic is a fucking sexy language
Symmetra: Dommy Corporate girls, delicious brown, cyborg fetishists, autism fetishists, indian is a fucking sexy language
Zarya: strong girls, muscle girls
Widowmaker: Hypnotism, mind control, bitches, she's fucking blue, as cold to the touch
Ana: Mature
Mercy: Milf fetishists, babies who want to suckle on mommy, occasionally someone who just likes blondes.
>>87396539
Pharah is almost positively a sub in bed. Can't even look you in the eye without feeling awkward. She's that slave!Korra fetish all over again in a metal suit.

>>87393365
and the Battleborn characters are so much interesting.

But on side, it would be awesome if we got some single-player missions that test the skills on the character and expand their backstories.

>>87396616
She's a british girl from the upper class regions imitating a cockney accent.

It's the equivalent of a New Yorker pretending to have a southern accent. It's British, just "wrong."

>>87394491
that design is so fucking ugly, I really hope it's not canon.

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>>87396305

>>87393574
>Rednecks
>Americlaps in charge of searching
>>87394530
>post-war world and technology
>bland
>"how dare they include more characters!"

You would he complaining as well if it was a short roster and an "America saves the day" story

>>87396469
I like and play both, the issue is that shitters like MatPat created more controversy content that rustled everyone's asses. Also doesn't help that Valve's been shit at managing almost everything for a couple years. Their focus on making good VR content is really fucking up everything else except Dota 2 and maybe CS.

>>87396616
The comic isn't made by a third party, Valve hired Makani and she works on other things as well.

>>87394491
Blizzcon dude. We probably get a few more characters if we are lucky.

>>87396674
I was hoping she'd be an omnic so the non-gay robot fetishists would have something.
>>87396642
You forgot
Widowmaker: Baguette fetishists, nice asses
Ana: Scars, sexy fucking voice

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>>87394918
>It's Junkrat who gets the brunt of the snark from the cast.
No I'm pretty sure that's Reaper.

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>>87396659
>Still trying to make Battleborn happen

>>87396731
I was hoping for an omnic too, or a female cyborg a la Genji.

>>87396548
>New Blizzard sucks at both. Star Craft 2 was utter shit plotwise.
I'm replaying the first Starcraft, because it's been ages sense I played that and the expansion so I don't remember the story meaning that Starcraft 2 will be a very confusing game.

And so far all I can say that it's not a solid story, so where does people get the idea that Starcraft 1 had a great story?

>>87396731
I knew I was forgetting something. How did I forget to mention Widowmakers sexy bitchy french accent?

Ana should have also had her daughter's "arabic is a fucking sexy language" fact since accent falls under that.

>>87396659
B A D A S S

Taking bets, who guessing that Gerard (Widowmaker's dead husband) is actually alive and was brought back to life by some corporation/organization as some superpower Charlie Nash cyborg zombie bent on revenge against Talon for all the shit they pull with him.

Knowing Blizzard, I bet your sweet bippies that they do the "Dead but actually alive" plot once again like they did with 76, Genji, Ana and Reaper.

>>87396798
Also, motherly fetish on Ana as well.

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>>87393312
>This trigger the valve drones

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>>87396838
Are we sure about that? Because according to her own daughter she wasn't a good mother

>>87396741
That was sarcasm ya dolt.

>>87396870
Maybe not, but her dialogue during gameplay is pretty hot. She's basically an older, more mature heal-slut.

>>87396870
Pharah was probably putting up a tough facade, Ana was likely a good mother who just wanted her daughter to have a normal safe life instead of taking the road she took out of safety and fear.

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>>87396901
>She's basically an older, more mature heal-slut.
GOOD LORD

Is such a thing even possible? Why is all the porn of Ana in her young form and not mature form

>>87396969

I've only seen one decent older Ana model, and even then it had beef-curtains.

So sad, really.

>>87396969
It's a tragedy, there is not enough Gilf Ana artwork in the world.

>>87396969
Because god is dead.
I mean, I don't really have an age fetish, but damn does Ana tickle all the right places.
Fuck, I'd right some lewd shit about her but I'm dying of Halloween hangovers

>>87397016
I seen two
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/hizzacked/445878/Ana-Take-Your-Medicine-3

and

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/barretxiii/454351/Barrs-Mares---Ana-Amari

>>87396880
Well how was the context supposed to indicate that? There are unironically people on this site that like Battleborn.

>>87393896
>>87396172
>>87396714
>muh Amerifats xD
don't you think an actual american would know the difference between a redneck and an Australian?

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>>87396969
>>87397025
>Ana powers you up
>You accomplish nothing

>>87396870
It's not really concrete evidence, but from the way some of her sprays and emotes show her, it seems like she was a decent mother, though I doubt she was around much due to her job. The real strain on their relationship seems to be the fact that Pharah grew up around literal heroes and wanted to be like them, while Ana properly understood the horrors of war and wanted her daughter as far away from the battlefield as possible.

>>87397077
>Ana ults
>you accidentally block
>feel obligated to go in
>but you're playing Junkrat
>Get hooked by Roadhog and one-shot immediately

>>87394124
>>87393983
No no, that comic is literally meet the medic, the guy was doing a parody.

>>87397049

Sorry, I mean CG model.

But thank you.

>>87396854
I'm a drone and I like Overwatch too.

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>>87397077

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>>87397077
>Ana ults me
>immediately get jarate'd by enemy ana, Junkrat trapped, Roadhog hooked, and the only person I hit has a Zarya bubble

>"bad rein"

>>87394388
Valve is way over the hill now. What of notoriety have they done lately?

I'd love to see an Overwatch series but I want it on Netflix so they can make it more pg-13 when they need or want to.

>>87397215
Valve needs some proper competition for Steam. Right now they're pretty much the only game in town, they need someone to come in and kick them in the ass so they straighten out. The whole "company that doesn't behave like a company" thing doesn't work when you're as big as they are.

>>87397215
VR.

That's it.

Although, in a ton of updates for their VR stuff and some Dota updates there are hints to possibly Half-Life VR, Left 4 Dead 3, and what could possibly be Half-Life 3.

>>87396870
God, D.va's character design turns me on so much, but she looks ugly as shit in official anything.

>>87397266
>HL3
At this point I honestly feel like it'd be better if it never got released, because it has so much hype inertia built up it could never compare to what we've all imagined in our heads.
>>87397278
I want to Play with D.va's asshole while she tries to play videogames

>>87396242
As a mei player i fear roadhogs most of all

>>87397323
Everything you do counters him though.

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>>87397317
I want to have my dick sucked by D.va while I'm playing video games

>>87397215
>>87397257
>>87397266
Valve is actually working on hardware as of late, processor chips and shit. On top of helping other companites with developing games.

The idea of Valve being over the hill is laughable to pretty much anyone working in the industry.

Dota 2 is still going strong though due to our lord and savior Icefrggo

>>87397346
>Not playing a match to decide who plays the game and who stays under the table

>>87396604
because she is.

Only people who play may annoyingly are annoying.

D.Va's only annoying traits is the fact that she says shit like "GG" and "AFK" unironically. And Tracer's more annoying than that.

>>87397385
I'm 90% certain she'd win every time.
unless, of course, you start upping the ante
how many beads could she fit before her accuracy suffers?

>>87397418
Depends on the size

>>87397432
Let's start at ping-pong ball and work our way up.

>>87397449
Lets start at spiked ping-boll ball sizes

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>caring about D.Va
>not wanting Mei to facesmother you and spank you for being a bully

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>>87395091

>the exact same thing happened with her father back in the 70's

>>87395320
tf2 had a good run but they seriously missed an opportunity to have a fucking monopoly, there was a time where Valve had some interactions with adult swim and everyone was hyped as fuck because we thought they were making a tv show but nothing ever happened.

Even with all the money tf2 made, they could've triple that if they had taken the risk.

Now it's time for Blizzard to take the chance

>>87397449
>>87397467
>>87397432
>>87397418
>>87397317
>d.va assplay
Time to learn how to draw an butthole.

>>87397496
Looking at the outcome of Titanfall 2 I can't help but think they made a smart decision to move away from development and into distribution.

>>87397498
>>87397418
>D.Va's high tier donor streams where she integrates chat commands into an anal vibrating plug

>>87397346
That was a D.VaXLucio picture that someone liked so much they turned it into a webm.
http://gelbooru.com//images/66/d0/66d0bd04adc5cfb08e464639179783b9.png
And >>>/aco/943687

>>87397317
I feel like unlike Duke Nukem Forever it'd at the very least be okay.

>>87397518
So Titanfall 2 tanked at the sales, another one for EA's chopping block, not that they care seeing how Battlefield 1 is their new baby.

>>87397542
Anon we just established that her ass will be full of spikes beads the size of ping-pong balls. How will she possibly fit a plug in there?

>>87393856
(You) acquired.

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This "girl" is very cute

>>87397588
We are referring to two separate points in time.

>>87396604
People gotta stop characterizing Mei based on how mad they get when someone freezes and kills them. Her personality is sweet and optimistic, but not as peppy and outgoing as Tracer.

>>87395320
>Most of the Tf2 VA's are old men slowly dying
Most of them are only 64! Only!

I think Gary Schwartz is the oldest though, and probably the one who has the hardest time doing the voices.

>>87393365
Of course not, it's an online shooter, but maybe an animated series could actually make them actually decent characters.

>>87393312
from a "meh" videogame i don't expect anything

>>87394455
LAME.

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So, i sinceraly want each season to focus on a different set of characters with a different story, first season should be about Jack, Gabriel, Ana, Rein, etc and th ominic crisis, obviously.

>>87394652
I dunno who's the insane cyborg murdering all of her old friends.

>>87397661
Grant Goodeve has respiratory problems right now, part of why they got Nolan North for Engineer in Expiration Date.
Rick May is also getting up there, you can hear the strain in his more recent lines.

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>>87394652

>>87397385

That's not really fair.

I'd STAY under the table.

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>>87395320
hey anon
anon
anon
hey
listen:
bi-monthly

How the fuck do they intend to make a compelling show with just 3 badguys?

>>87396548
Shame Valve makes content only when the fucking planets align.

>>87397925
>Reaper
>Widow
>Sombra
>Junkrat
>Roadhog
>Mercy
>Symmetra

>>87394404
Roadhog is way to old for her. Besides, he's from a mad max world so his sow and piglets are doubtless dead, and his heart is now too fragile to accept more romance.

>>87394455
Citation?

But is it gonna be a kid's show or adult swim or some shit? They don't show blood in the shorts...