Why SHOULDN'T Homer sleep with Mindy?

He did. Then he felt guilty and pretended it was Marge.

What exactly did Mindy see in Homer?

When you're a kid, you prefer TLTOH. When you're an adult, you prefer Colonel Homer.

>>87389365
Monogamy is bullshit but it makes for a good plot device in sitcoms.

>>87389431
fuck off, slut

>>87389365
I wish there was a sitcom where we see Homer as a fun, life of the party childless bachelor instead.

Seriously, with every other episode threatening the separation of Marge and Homer, and all the times he wished he never had kids, the show kind of convinced me never to get married or breed.

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>>87389377
When I was a kid, that's literally what I thought was happening. Led to some very skewed thoughts on sex. But damn Mindy had it going on.

>>87389448
Why do people pretend that monogamy is natural to humans? No one seriously does it. It's one of those things that people say to do but never do it. At least some people can admit it.

The show has done the whole should they break up way too many times now, it has really shown they could have happier lives separated which is kinda awkward

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>>87389489
Greed, jealousy, low self esteem/self loathing. If someone knows their spouse is getting it better from someone else it makes them feel like shit. Bigamy/polygamy can work, just not in this pussy society where everyone hates themselves.

>>87389365
Cheating on your partner is by far on of the most disgusting and infamous things one person can do, homer just ain't that kind of human garbage.

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>barely any R34 of Mindy, Lurleen, Maude Flanders
>thousands of R34 pics of Simpsons child characters

Because being a faithful husband is the only thing Homer has going for him.

>>87389500
>, it has really shown they could have happier lives separat
No, it hasn't.

>>87389389
A soulmate.

>>87389489
>Why do people pretend that monogamy is natural to humans?
It's not so much they pretend it's nautrual, it's that this is what a lot of people want.

It's common in several culture to just not accept that your partner could be with someone else than you.

I mean, you are talking about pretend, but whenever some wannabe celebrity satate they are in "open relationship", cuck jokes start flying around. So, even 4chan has a deep ingrained monogamous mentality.

>>87389521
Brilliant, I never actually noticed this scene.

>>87389542
Because "open relationship" tends to mean "I let my girlfriend go around and fuck other guys but I'm supposed to stay completely faithful to her no matter what"

>>87389523
To be fair those child characters are in most of the episodes, while the adult ones are in only a couple.

>>87389558
And this makes monogamy a bad thing how?

>>87389568
I was saying that they typically are actual cucks, you dumb faggot.

>>87389558
You've never been in an open relationship. That would be you being a beta. Not an open relationship. It's not one sided like that if you have some balls.

>>87389523
Drawing Bart and Lisa is piss-easy. Their torsos and limbs are a couple of basic shapes that take all of 5 minutes to do. With adult female characters, you need to actually know how to draw the female figure which is quite piss-hard.

I did a fanart thing of adult Maggie the other day and it took motherfucking hours to get everything just right.

>>87389525
>is the only thing Homer has going for him.
Bullshit. Homer Simpson is basically the most interesting man in the world.

He's also got an insane amount of musical talent, having been in two different grammy winning bands and written several hit songs, and managed another musician well enough that she also became a big success.
He's surprisingly athletic for his size, as well. We've seen him play a dozen different sports with relative ease. Not to mention he can hold his own in a fight.
He's also selfless enough to give up his dream job (and literally die in the Bart the Daredevil episode) to support his family.

He knows how to cook, farm, and brew his own beer. He's not just a world traveler, the man's been to space, been in just about in every branch of the military, and while he's enemies with one former president, he's buddies with another. He's got an inability to focus and a short temper. If not for those very common flaws (and the fact that it's funnier if he loses), between his talents and connections he'd be a millionare several times over.

Either way, he's got way more going for him than Marge does. She went gray by sixteen, has a voice like gravel in a cement mixer, and is a massive buzzkill.

Because adultery is an affront to the Lord and an anethema to the family, which lies at the foundation of modern society.

If you want to be dragged about by the whims of your biology, the wilderness may be a better fit for you.

>>87389558
No, that's never what it means. ever, it's just that it was meme to death.

But what actually open in an open relationship is that one of the partner score a max but the other fail to get any, but not out of will.

>>87389642
>Either way, he's got way more going for him than Marge does. She went gray by sixteen, has a voice like gravel in a cement mixer, and is a massive buzzkill

OTOH, Marge is a god level cook, has an almost inhuman amount of tolerance for her family's bullshit, and has a supermodel body for being a mid-30s woman who's pushed out a couple of kids.

>>87389642
>and brew his own beer.
Not exactly. The result was rather explosive and he had to stop.

>>87389642
I agree 110% with everything you said, especially the last bit about Marge.

>>87389670
>>87389642
>silver hair
>body that's at least 8/10 despite basically exploding
Please don't take me down a road that leads to actually approving of Simpsons porn.

>>87389542
>So, even 4chan has a deep ingrained monogamous mentality.

Not really. 4chan is just full of insecure limp-wristed beta males who know they'd never be able to properly please a woman and so the only way they could keep one is if she's restricted to only them.

Actual non-monogamous relationships result in everyone getting laid more. It's great if you're not an ugly neckbeard and can actually keep your main partner happy. There's no other reason to be so hostile to the concept.

>>87389697
Jokes on you I frequently masturbate to simpsons porn

>>87389677
Fair enough. Replace brewing his own beer (although I could've sworn he'd done it again outside of that bootlegging episode) with making his own jerky.

>>87389670
>>87389697
and has a supermodel body for being a mid-30s woman who's pushed out a couple of kids.
>body that's at least 8/10 despite basically exploding
Marge is canonically out of shape enough that she herself considered liposuction. She accidentally ended up getting a boob job, but still.

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>>87389642
Or, in other words:

>Oh hi, Mr. Burns! I'm the worst worker in the world! Time to go home to my mansion and eat my lobster!

>>87389741
>Marge is canonically out of shape enough that she herself considered liposuction.
She was basically pushed into it. Marge mistakenly thought Homer might have been interested in someone else, which led to insecurity, which led to being talked into a liposuction she didn't really need.

>>87389489
It's natural for humans to roam forests picking berries and hunting gazzeles with spears occasionally bashing each others' heads with rocks. But it's also natural for humans to have discipline and build societies and social contracts overcoming primitive instincts. Monogamy builds stable productive societies.

>>87389489

Shitposting on a chink board isn't natural either, but here you are.

>>87389745
He's a shitty nuclear safety inspector, yes.
That doesn't invalidate his ability in other areas. If Homer were a professional musician then he'd be Bono tier easily, but that wouldn't make for good comedy.

Also when you think about it Homer had a rough childhood. Abe always called him shit and his mom abandoned him. So he's got poor impulse control and self esteem issues as a result of failed nurturing. And he still manages to be a good friend and pretty fucking successful when he puts his mind to it. What was Grimes' excuse?

>>87389772
>What was Grimes' excuse?
He worked way harder than homer and focused far more on his job, yet Homer managed to have everything easier.

>>87389614
>Drawing Bart and Lisa is piss-easy. Their torsos and limbs are a couple of basic shapes that take all of 5 minutes to do

So how the fuck do R34 artists manage to so consistently fuck them up?

>>87389766
>Monogamy builds stable productive societies.

The majority of marriages in our stable productive society end in divorce. Sure seems like something isn't working.

>>87389766
>Monogamy builds stable productive societies.
Then why doesn't anyone actually do it?

>>87389797
And society grows more unstable every day. Moreso, with plummeting birthrates governments scramble to bring in replacement population from society with strong patriarchal family values who actually breed.

>>87389801

Do what? Be monogamous? Look just because you got hurt by a slut in the past and became a jaded fuck doesn't mean everyone cheats.

>>87389716
>I dont understand relationships or any form of intamcy outside of my own insecurity driven idea of sexual politics

>>87389790
>He worked way harder than homer and focused far more on his job,
You mean the job he got out of sheer luck because a senile old man saw a tv story on him? Because if we're discounting luck based achievements then Grimes wouldn't have even met homer.

>>87389766
Except there have been plenty of societies where monogamy is optional and they have done just fine for themselves.

And given that cheating is an incredibly common phenomenon in marriages, that often leads to bitter divorces that emotionally damage parents and kids, I'd say the idea that it somehow magically creates stability is bullshit. If this were a stable model it wouldn't be getting broken constantly by thousands and thousands of people.

>>87389489
t. childfree

>>87389816
>a senile old man saw a tv story on him?
He got that TV story in the first place because he worked hard to be noticed and featured in a TV story report.

I mean, that's an as valid way to send your resume as any. He earned that TV spot.

>>87389790
>He worked way harder than homer
The Homer that literally scales mountains just to win his son's respect, or the Homer that ran a security firm so well that it replaced the local police force?

>>87389821
What societies? Name one that wasn't destroyed by superior monogamous society.

Marriages end in divorce because they are allowed to do so. People have no stakes in trying to make it work so they don't and this is just another part of bigger lack of discipline problem that is plaguing modern western civilization.

>>87389822

Not him, but what's wrong with being childfree? And that has nothing to do with monogamy.

>>87389810
Why are you projecting?

>>87389772
Homer had a rough childhood, but Grimey's entire life was rough. He lived in constant misery and kept getting into terrible luck.

BUT, that doesn't excuse the way he treated Homer. He basically projected all his bitterness at the world onto one random guy who never did anything to hurt him. Grimes' unhappiness was understandable but he was still an asshole.

>>87389489
Because it is literally natural to humans. The further back you go the higher the concentration of monogamous pairings. No amount of village chief Ug and his band of wives memes will make stop history from saying you're a retarded slut.

>>87389716
>Actual non-monogamous relationships result in everyone getting laid more
Only for faggots. For everyone else consistent and solid monogamous relationships produce more sex.

>>87389848
That's kind of the thing. Grimes comes off as having a big enough "the world owes me" chip on his shoulder that you have to wonder if it only just showed up when he met Homer. It's entirely possible he as a bitter dick well before then and that can easily lead to his "terrible luck" being self inflicted.

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>>87389834
>a majority of marriages fail
>thousands of them fail every year, causing widespread emotional and economic damage to an enormous number of people
>somehow this is proof that marriage is a stable successful model

Sounds like you're a bit new to this whole "thinking about concepts above a fourth grade level" thing.

>>87389821
The recent epidemic of divorce and infidelity is due to a decline in public morality and confidence in society's basic institutions. The sentiment brought forth in this thread about marriage is one (of many) reasons why this is happening to us. Fidelity is not a straitjacket.

>>87389867
You can't prove that institution doesn't work by bringing up a society where it isn't enforced.

It's like saying laws don't work because Somalia is full of pirates and warlords.

>>87389867
>society was stable
>marriages worked
>marriages stop working
>society starts tearing
Looks like someone doesn't know about A B hypothesis testing.

>>87389431
>>87389489
>>87389514
Nice to finally confirm /co/ is composed of cuckolds.

>>87389834
Yeah dude, and as long as we're glorifying outdated concepts popularized by superstitious Christians who have been dead for thousands of years, maybe we should ban all books not written in Latin and start using prayer to cure disease.

Like, if you want to practice monogamy that's cool, but don't get all triggered just because the rest of us have grown out of it. Enjoy your divorces.

>>87389521
I don't get it. I don't remember the scene either.

>>87389897
Tiny doomed decadent white population that is being replaced by muslims as we speak is not "the rest of us" worthy to look up to.

>>87389883
?
Society stability has been more based on hardships and an enemy at the door during said hardships
failed marriages(divorced or otherwise) have existed in about the same amount as ever

>>87389835
Not him, but nothing is wrong with that.

By brother got a son, and it elevated me from my last guilt of responsibility of having to carry the gene of my family. Job is already done.

>>87389912
Enemy is not even at the gate, it's inside the gate and society is too undisciplined and decadent it doesn't even see and actively defends the enemy.

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>>87389927
The bigger issue is most just let it happen. This includes you and me anon.

>>87389907
Read the name of their team on the t-shirt.

The scene is from when Homer was having a bowling team.

the character you see there are
-The woman with the pony tail is from an early episode where Bart get a spy camera and take homer doing a dance with her.
-The blonde one is Lurleen Lumpkin, the country singer, who felt in love with homer but homer was never interested.
-The red one is the same woman as in OP, Mindy, the one with which Homer almost had an affair with.
-The guy is Jacques Cousteau the one with which Marge almost had an affair with.

Get it, now?

>>87389952
>Jacques Cousteau
He also was a bowling instructor.

>>87389848
But cant your really not relate to Grimes? I mean it's your first day on the job and some chucklefuck who turns out to be in charge of security chews all your pencils, eats your clearly labeled lunch and to top it off you saved the retarded from Drinking acid and you are the one who gets punished? Yeah Grimes had a stick up his ass but Homer was a retarded asshole, still he should had shut up accept the peace offering and eat the damn free lobster

>>87389389
by being a fantasy of the writers

>>87389952
Isn't the red one his Vegas wife? Or was it Neds?

>>87389835
it completely has everything to do with being childfree
psychiatrists agree a child is healthiest with 1 father and 1 mother

>>87389834
Germanic barbarians were known for being monogamous and they destroyed the degenerate Romans

>>87389867
how would being polygamous help them then?

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>>87389983
Naa, the vegas wife happened way after the bowling episode.

The red one is Mindy, from Homer's last temptation.

The one with the pony tail is the stripper.

>>87389993
>psychiatrists agree a child is healthiest with 1 father and 1 mother
No, they don't.

>>87389980
yeah, hot women who love beer, donuts, and naps do not exist

>>87389489
go to hell, cuck

>>87390010
Yes they do

>>87390018
They usually don't look that good, though.

>>87390031
No, they don't.

>>87389983
That episode ("Team Homer") predates the "Vegas wife" episode ("Viva Ned Flanders") by about 3 years.

>>87390005 Has it right.

>>87389365
the longer the series goes, the more you question whether he really did the right thing

>>87389489

> pretend

Pretty much every successful society is based upon monogamy. Otherwise you would get a few alphas with a hundred partners and a lot of betas killing each other.

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>this thread

>>87389973
I can relate to Grimes. But I have the benefit of hindsight, and I with that hindsight I realize that a lot of the times I've missed opportunities it's been because I was too full of myself to notice and take advantage or learn to work with people.

Even if Homer was a jibbering moron the fact of the matter is that he was a senior employee that could help grease the wheels for a promotion or at least show you the ins and out of how the company worked. Grimes was so holier than thou that he didn't even realize that he didn't need to treat Homer as a friend he could've used that social link as a tool for advancement.

It's no wonder Grimey had to work hard. He was too big a cunt to network and work *smart*.

>>87389527
there was an entire Halloween special showing that everyone would be much better off if Marge never married Homer

>>87389812
>>87389863
Tiny dysfunctional white dicks detected

>>87389365
It's a massive betrayal of trust and love; you know, the things human relationships should be built on rather than just sexual pleasure?

>>87390104
Racist and stupid, huh?

>>87390080
yeah, the whole message you get when comparing grimes story to homers is that grimes just put his nose to the grindstone and focused on studying, while homer went out, made connections, and the second he saw an opportunity he took it. it might not seem 'fair' but that's how the world works and stubbornly refusing to acknowledge that while also doing nothing to change it is just being childish

>>87389797
>something isn't working
it is called "women's rights"

>>87389833
Mountain climbing's something people pay to do and the security firm replaced the police because it's the fucking Simpson PD.

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>>87390090
Halloween episodes aren't canon.

>>87390148
Grimes story is that hes a logical character in an illogical world
Not your 8th grade philosophy interpretation

>>87390135
If human relationships are build with trust and love then sleeping around shouldn't be a problem as long as they're aware of it.

>>87389807
This. Muslims don't let women fuck around.

>>87390163
Ah. So you meant grammy winning opera singing Homer.

>>87390104
Are you talking about yourself? Because right now I am imagining anons there
>>87389812
>>87389863
Being big confident black men tapping any white asses they want and you as a tiny white boy trying to go "st... stay with your wife, please?"

>>87390179
Oh look, another racist!

>>87390177
See, that's a better example.

>>87389908
Muslims who are polygamous

>>87390185
How so?

>>87390172
Thats not healthy for the children.
And stuff like that always leaves a power imbalance
Everyone wants to believe they can get what they want whenever they can get it. But thets not real life

>>87389893
you are not a cuck if you are the only one allowed to fuck everyone else
that makes you an alpha

you only cling to monogamy because you are too week, pathetic, and dickles to withstand any real competition

>>87390198
If you don't even know, you're too far gone. Please, for the good of humanity, throw yourself off a cliff.

>>87390204
It's also bad for the relationship in general, unless it was just build on sexual desire. I'm not a Christian or religious but monogamy is far more stable, as long as it's approached properly and not as with many marriages these days, just done basically as an extension of dating.

>>87390063
>Otherwise you would get a few alphas with a hundred partners and a lot of betas killing each other.
Which is exactly what's happening in the Middle East. Rich Gulf Arabs have made harems out of all the Palestinian and Syrian women and now the men have nothing to do except chimp out at each other and plan to go to Europe for white women.

>>87390205
lol 100% men aren't alphas, its barely 20%
The leaders of societies realized this 1000s of years ago and thats why we have monogamy since its better for everyone in society

>>87390172
Not him, but sure. Just don't go to the altar and say until death if you don't plan to abide by it.

>>87389997
and now the Polygamous Muslims will destroy you
your point?

>>87390207
Why, because I made fun of the insecurity of that anon >>87390104
?

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>>87390228
I blame the jews desu

>>87390063
>a few alphas with a hundred partners and a lot of betas killing each other

how things SHOULD be

>>87390228
Most Muslims society are monogamous and when they allow poly, they only allow it for the man, not the woman.

>>87390247
Nigger plz

>>87390228
you know that there was a point in history, when Muslims society was actually more polygamous than it is today, where the Arabic countries where more advanced and actually relatively more tolerant than the rest of the world, right?

(by relatively tolerant, I mean, they made paid non-muslim extra taxes for not being muslim, while the rest of Europe used to kill and segregate protestant and jew and set up auto-dafe).

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What's a better way of expressing your love: Marriage or eating your lover's poop?

>>87390173
but the men get to fuck everyone they want

>>87390267
Muslims also had sex slaved and were rocked by Mongolians. And now theyre shitholes

>>87390267
>he fell for the "effectively pillaging the ruins of the Greek and Persian civilisations they destroyed means the muslims were totes advanced and enlightened" meme
Nah cunt.

>>87389807
>And society grows more unstable every day
That has nothing to do with monogamy and everything to do with letting world scale abuse happening because we are too short sighted.

>>87390226
then only those 20% should be allowed to reproduce
as nature intended

>>87390207
you are just a tiny-dicked, impotent white boy who will never get any
you should be the one thrown off of the cliff

>>87390290
Humans goal is to free themselves from the shackles of nature. Not indulge in it

>>87390228
You mean the poly muslims will wipe the cucked numales with their wive's sons?

That's not a fault of monogamy, it's exactly the fault of dropping it for
liberalism.

>>87390286
No civilisation has their root not drowned in blood, you know that.

there was still a point in time where they had the most advanced civil rights and even better women right (relatively speaking) than most country of the same time.

But being enlighten and advanced doesn't save you from being invaded by mongolians as pointed out there>>87390277

>>87390248
so the problem is not polygamy, but women's rights

we all already know that

>>87390256
do not act all holly
4chan is known for hating betas

>>87390318
The rights aren't the biggest flaw, but realistically it was around the sexual revolution that things went to shit

>>87390301
only liberal commie SJW beta cucks believe that

>>87390301
human gaol is to leave the life of their choice, in the limit of the freedom of other.

>>87390307
the vast majority of the western world is still monogamous

>>87390339
the problem is expecting women to be handled the same way as men
that goes against nature

look at lions
only the male gets to have his way with all the other females for as long as he is worthy

>>87390363
this dude gets it

>>87390363
>to leave
*to lead

>>87390389
Except there are plenty of pairing animals. Like all of our close genetic relatives. Funnily enough the most basic human groups have also paired. Any harem behaviour was later on in societies. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

>>87390363
Im sure it was the "alphas" that made civilization what it is today
Modern medicine, computers, architecture, etc
You reck of 1st world problems when you cry about not getting to have sex with as many people you want

>>87390389
animals have weird sex habit, man. don't use them as a way to justify social norms.

Seriously, fuck all your other petty arguments. If no one here, right now, can contest the evidence of this post, then no number of 'alpha' memes and 'lion harems' can save you. You are, and have been all this time, wrong.

>>87390444
>If no one here, right now, can contest the evidence of this post
well, you have sealed the deal, there, seeing that your post contain no evidence in itself, or no point either, then it is indeed impossible to contest any of it. Congrat sir, you win.

>>87390415
these weak feeble civilizations were always destroyed by the stronger, more vital "savages" as those knew what matters

>>87390444
in relation to this:
>>87390413

>>87390460
Yeah sorry, mate. The trips mus have scared the postlink away.

>>87390415
>You reck of 1st world problems when you cry about not getting to have sex with as many people you want
I never complained about that.

>>87390460
I love the smell of mental gymnastics in the morning
smells like fagotry

>>87389489
Why is /co/ so triggered by this comment? It's not like any of you were in a relationship in the first place.

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>>87389489

Why isn't Homer gay?
Being such a major part of American cartoon culture, Homer should be gay to represent the gay communities and teach our children that being gay is okay.
Just have him divorce Marge after realizing that he's gay.

>>87390480
I see you faggot.

>>87390500
Because it is observationally, genetically and societal so. All three factors, of which, provide a solid foundation as to why it is the natural state.
There is literally no evidence against pairings as the natural human mating behaviour.
LITERALLY. NOT. A. SHRED.
Any occurant deviation is easily explained by societal circumstances and history. Such pathetic and uninformed opinions deserved to be ragged on.

>>87390500
because they are all insecure, spineless weaklings who fear they could never succeed against actual competition

with monogamy around, they at least have the illusion of a chance that they can get one of the inferior broads that no proper man would want

>>87390520
because hey already have Smithers

>>87390520

MARVEL PLS GO.

>>87389797
The fact that they divorce suggests that the spouses' problem is with each other, not that they want more partners.

If polygamy is the natural way then the majority of marriages should end up in literal cuckolding, not divorce.

>>87390540
Not good enough, there has to be a gay main character.

>>87390515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXOuzytkHGA

>>87390462
Germanic barbarians were monogamous where Romans had orgies

>>87389365
Do hot girls randomly pick out middle life balding family men? Does that ever happen IRL? Is it some sort of meme ritual male gender hasn't been aware of for thousands of years?

>>87390549
then just give him a spin-off

>>87390574
It has to be the main series, spin-off doesn't get enough attention.

>>87389642
>continuity
>The Simpsons
shiggy diggy

>>87390568
Germanics also loved to rape at any given opportunity

also, the Romans were all good Christians by that point

It was just Alphas taking what was rightfully theirs

>>87389660
wut

>>87390573
As far as I know, yes.
Desperate middle-aged balding family men are fast to overspend on hot girls, they don't even have to put out.

>>87390573
to be fair, it was only Homer being attracted to her at first
by the time they had the opportunity to do the deed, they already knew each other for a while

>>87390005
So it did, my bad.

>>87390573
Fat father syndrome

>>87389797
Source: your ass.

This seems relevant to the conversation.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ménage_à_trois

>>87390568
Back when the Romans had orgies, their empire was at its peak

By the time the Grman tribes arrived, the Romans had all converted to Christianity, and were monogamous

The Germans might have been officially monogamous in that they only had one wife per man, but they were still free to rape and enslave any woman from outside of the tribe that they desired

Just like with Islam now

>>87391515
Christianity ruined Romans

>>87391767

Nice meme. Taxes ruined Romans.

>>87391944
it was actually cheap slave labor, as it put everyone else out of work

>>87389389
she probably had a massive electra complex for her own fat bumbling father.

>>87389365
Because that would be cheating. Also their attraction was based purely on the fact that both were lazy gluttons.

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>>87389489

Fuck I need to find that quote this king or queen made that states that even though having a family and marriage is against base insticts of humans, it is what ultimately is the most successful or some shit like that.

Fuck, I shoulda saved it

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>>87390520
>Just have him divorce Marge after realizing that he's gay.
It would be a ridiculous ass-pull to have Homer be gay- we already saw an attempted and failed gay seduction of Homer in episode 308- Three Gays of the Condo.
I would find it hilarious to see Marge's ire at being divorced by Homer though.

>>87392457
one of worst episodes.

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>this whole thread

>>87392533
you'd be an even bigger man banging 20 chicks at the same time

>>87392249
Much like what is happening now

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>>87392508
It was pretty terrible, but the show's been much much worse.
Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play was so bad I didn't find single gag to chuckle at, Lisa Goes Gaga was astoundingly shit, Married to the Blob was like watching my own mother die of rectal cancer.

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>>87392566
I don't have the physical endurance or emotional/mental brutness to not only physically deal with 20 women sexually, but also have to put up with them after.

Seriously, all the people I know (both men and women) who sleep around/have open relationships are just as big emotional wrecks as those not banging/in a monogomous relationship

Fantasy will always be more appealing than the reality of those fantasies

>>87392758
>but also have to put up with them after.
You are aware that you don't have to get into a relationship if neither of you want that, right? Sex can be just for fun and sex and that's it.

>>87392807
"No strings attached" Is never just that and I have an encyclopedia of anecdotal evidence to back that up. Sure, sometimes it's really really close, but it is never 100%

>>87392758
>Fantasy will always be more appealing than the reality of those fantasies
this
I have a threesomes fetish but I'm too monogamous to ever indulge it in reality
and really my ideal second parter is just my first partner duplicated through magic, time travel fuckery, or what have you

This thread only needs a "yo mamma" posts...

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>>87392620
"Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play" is saved by Tabitha that is one of hottest girl in the show (i like Bart reaction to her). Agree with the rest.

>>87389521
But the belly dancer didn't even like Homer.

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>>87395889
but she did like Apu

>>87389365
Adultery is frowned upon by many. Also I think he might be Catholic, but I'm probably remembering that episode wrong.

>>87389489
Natural things are not necessarily good things.

Homer's glans is the same color as his beard and his urethra functions as a second mouth set within it, including teeth and a tongue

He feeds it donuts regularly

>>87389642
>(and literally die in the Bart the Daredevil episode)
Man, The Simpsons Movie may have ripped out a lot of classic content during the production, but it felt so good to see Homer and Bart successfully jump the Springfield Gorge.

>>87395889
No, but the picture with her almost caused a rupture between Marge and Homer.

>>87398009
He is a protestant.

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>>87389389
They were exactly fucking alike anon.

Also unlike for men, women don't have to find a man sexually attractive to be romantically attracted to them/ the sexual attraction comes later if they like them enough.

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>>87389431
Tell that to my parents.

Happily married for 41 years. Also they were both virgins before they started dating in early college and never slept with anyone else in their lifetime.

>>87389489
>americucks: the post

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>>87399029
That's actually pretty cute anon, I hope you and your future wife follow their steps.

>>87390500
Nice projection

>tfw been with my girlfriend for over ten years now
>no problems with second thoughts or cheating
>bitter secondaries always throw a shitfit when I mention this online, insecure normies get pissy with me when I mention it in real life
You are beneath me, all of you.

>>87399902
ok

>>87390500
4chan is mostly insecure, clingy virgins, who can't imagine themselves being in a polygamous or open relationship without going crazy with jealousy or anxiety - so they try to pretend that everyone who participates in such is a fetishist, brainwashed liberal or an abuse victim, and they themselves are averse to it not because of their emotional and mental frailty, but because they're enlightened by le tradition or some such shit.

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>>87399902
>You are beneath me, all of you.
I already knew this

>>87390330
so 4chan is known for self-loathing?

>>87399902
>no problems with second thoughts or cheating
Wait, can you clarify whether this means there ARE second thoughts or cheating, and neither trouble you, or that there are no problems because there's no second thought/cheating?

>>87389365
Because he's married. He should try to swing for a threesome with Mindy and Marge like the rest of us honest god-fearing americans.

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>>87390010
Either way a child NEEDS a father figure and a mother figure. The child also needs these two to get along and needs them both to be a considerable presence in their life. If a monogamous relationship does not achieve these things as efficiently as possible i dont know what does.

There is a reason why monogamous relationships have been the norm, even if they seem useless today. They naturally develop a healthy enviornment for the offspring and anyone who denies it is delusional.

Nothing wrong with polygamy, but dont make your freedoms affect other people, especially those whom will care for us once we are unable.

>>87389431
>Monogamy is bullshit
Monogamy is a civilization builder, you fucktard

>>87401352
>There is a reason why monogamous relationships have been the norm, even if they seem useless today.
They have rarely been the norm.

>>87389389
>>87398929
I have seem some ugly ass guys get laid by their coworkers

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>>87389489

He's stupid. Too stupid to get away with it. Too stupid to not feel guilty if he did.

He should have. Marge would probably forgive him anyway. It's not like that cunt wants to work for a living more than a couple of weeks at a time.

>>87389365
Because despite his stupidity he is a better person than Marge.

Doesn't go to church if he feels like it
Blunt and direct to his kids, unlike Marge trying to secretly alter them in her idealistic image
Has a 10/10 woman that is his equal in being a pig want to fuck him but he wont because he has good morals, unlike Marges 4/10 bowling sleeze.

Being stupid doesn't make you a bad person.

>>87399029
>this personal anecdote exists so I'm right.

Just appreciate the luck, but don't expect it for pretty much everyone else.

>>87398929
but anon, that's sexist, according to feminist logic.

I know some people who are finally getting engaged after like 10 years of dating.

On one of the DVD commentaries, Julie Kavner said (paraphrasing) "The only reason Marge stays with Homer is because he has a huge package."

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>>87389514
>>87389489
Jokes on you. I would enjoy being the cuck. I would bake breakfast for the girl and the guy.
>I would make her feel so guilty for cheating on me by being the perfect guy it would drive her insane and she would constantly be trying to make it up to me.

>>87405066
>I would make her feel so guilty for cheating on me

Hot damn, I don't know if you're serious or if you're making a joke but damn if this didn't make me actually laugh.

>another thread ruined by /pol/9/k arguing
ughhh...

>>87398009
>>87398829
I thought the official term was Protesbylutheran

>>87389558
all the open relationships i've heard of had the guy open the possibility up and then get btfo because he can't get game while the chick racks up points, and then he gets uber salty desu

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>>87405066
>>I would make her feel so guilty for cheating on me by being the perfect guy it would drive her insane and she would constantly be trying to make it up to me.
The ultimate cuck before it even happens. "she must feel so bad that I continue to treat her amazing after she fucked the entire starting lineup of the 49ers while I watched wearing a chastity belt. If I buy her one more diamond necklace my revenge will be complete."