......What?

Marvel: PAY US 5 DOLLARS RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR YOU SUPPORT HARASSMENT.

>>87386695
I am literally embarrassed for the people that wrote this. I have never seen something so out of touch in my life. Everything wrong with current comics in literally one photo.

>>87386742
Bendis on the left, Waid on the right.
Ironic how Bendis' example has less dialogue.

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>>87386695

>>87386695
>People on this board were actually excited for Champions

>>87386769
Three panel duplicates though when it could've just been cut down to two or three.

>>87386695

>People on this board will pay for this comic

>>87386695

I guess you're complaining about the multiple panels were nobody moves? That isn't even the only time this happened in Champions #2

>>87386794
It's meant to create comedic pacing.

It'd be nice if they could at least make the face move a bit and not just copy paste the same fucking panel but the concept is sound.

>>87386794
Oh, of course. Duplicate panels are almost always a cop out, no matter how you try to justify it.

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>>87386695
What is this, the artist got lazy?

at least pic related was a giant "FUCK YOU" to the new52, which I can respect as bantz, but OP's example makes no sense in any context

>>87386988
I don't get what nu52 and Hypercrisis have to do with Kamala, please explain yourself.

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>>87386988
>at least pic related was a giant "FUCK YOU" to the new52
...how?

>>87387020
>>87387019
they skipped over the number 52

>>87386988
>at least pic related was a giant "FUCK YOU" to the new52

What?

>>87387032
Ah, I didn't pay attention to the clock. Right.

>>87387032

SHOTS FIRED!!! MAN DOWN!!! DC BTFO FOREVER THEY CAN NEVER RECOVERE FROM THESE BASED BANTZ!

It's a coincidence

>>87387032
They skipped over all even numbers, retard.

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>>87387032
never has something seemed so pathetic and reaching to me as this

you did it anon, you made me laugh at your stupidity

the Viv page actually has decent timing and enough art changes (the eyes) to work. I think it can be read both as a joke or semi-seriously.

>>87386695

Does anybody have that GotG page where they visit the symbiote homeworld and find out that the race there are noble creatures that protect the universe?

There was a page of purple and just narration. Literally nothing else.

You can't get any lazier than that. That's a 5 minute job in PS and most of that is spent just finding the font you want to use.

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Will venture bros season 7 be iron rusty and dr orpheus? With captain spiderhammer, stars and garters, wo the one boobed chick, aqua kingpin and green hornet monarch they got 16 episodes of content to pull from

>>87387063
i was about to point this out.

>>87387032
See >>87387059 and >>87387063.

Now, if they were counting on even numbers, and then skipped from 9:50 to 9:54, THAT would be implicit of a "Fuck you" to DC.

>>87387192
>>87387063
Yeah I posted that.
I saved it right after getting out of a hypercrisis thread, I apologize for being a retard. Gonna have to change the filename.

At the very least, it serves as an example of Marvel's lazieness.

did champions get leaked? What happened?

>>87387265
Mostly nothing, and then Chulk and Viv hook up

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>>87386695
Zis iz not a trick!

newguy, whats going on with iron man and dr.strange? Why are they hi-fiving?

>>87387414
Bendis

>>87387435
i dont know what that means

>>87387265
Cyke gets introduces, Chulk is a dudebro, and Sam gets cucked twice.

>>87387435
Bendis? comic writer Bendis?

>>87387454
Bendis is a bad writer. He supplants dialogue regardless of whether the character would have said it. He makes his dialogue format "Question? Answer. Question? Answer. Question? Answer." all the damn time. He's been in charge of the last 8 or so Marvel events. He doesn't give a flying fuck about continuity.

Go read something by him if you dont believe me.

>>87387494
DC comics writer Bendis?

>>87387141
Wrong thread

>>87387538
No, Marvel writer Brian Michael Bendis.

>>87387032
Autism.

>>87386695
I'm going back to 60s-80s Marvel

Microagressions are one of the dumbest fucking things I've heard.

>>87387032
I'm gonna go ahead and pile on here, because you idiots that consume nothing but memes and spout bullshit because of it should be publicly shamed.

>>87386695
So is Viv practicing irony? Please tell me she's testing her humor protocols.

>>87387571
Marvel writer Bendis? Brian Michael Bendis?

>>87387646
He writes for Marvel.

>>87387668
Brian Michael Bendis? Brian Michael Bendis works for marvel?

I honestly hope Bendis and Waid are just... fired and exiled.

They've literally ruined Marvel comics and attracted a legion of fuccboi faggots who can't write their way out of a paper sack.

Slott deserves to be crucified.

DEUS VULT

>>87387696
Bendis? You mean Brian Michael Bendis? THE Brian Michael Bendis? The Brian Michael Bendis who works for Marvel?

>>87387766
yeah, Brian Michael Bendis. the one who works on Marvel comics. nice to see a Brian Michael Bendis fan here. Im a Brian Michael Bendis fan too. High five bro!

>>87387789
We're awesome Brian Michael Bendis fan bros!!!!

>>87387754
>Waid somehow ruined Marvel.

No. He is just writing your waifu out of character and trying desperately to write something to appeal to today's youth and failing miserable at it.

Now Bendis on the other hand I would agree. He's been a cancer on Marvel since Disassemble

>>87387789
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>>87387884
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>>87387884
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>>87387884
>>87387930
>>87387941
You're gay.

>>87386695
What the fuck happened to Waid

>>87387994
cool!

>>87388006
He drank some bad Kool-Aid.

>>87388006

He's old as fuck writing teenagers. I actually feel bad for the old prick

>>87386695
http://comicvine.gamespot.com/articles/invincible-iron-man-1-comes-to-comic-shops-for-lau/1100-153087/

“Make no mistake, INVINCIBLE IRON MAN is the flagship title for the new Marvel Universe,” says David Gabriel, Marvel SVP, Sales & Marketing. “Brian and David are exploding out of Secret Wars with an exciting new beginning for the most recognizable super hero on the planet. This one is going to be BIG and we’re backing our retail partners with access to all kinds of promotional materials, exclusive variants, cake toppers and more – everything they need to entice customers to suit up with Tony Stark!”

http://www.previewsworld.com/Article/182318-Champions-1-Launch-Parties-Bring-Marvels-Newest-Super-Team-To-Comic-Shops

>The Marvel Universe is fractured. Heroes, who once stood together, now position themselves in opposition to one another. The next generation of heroes are fed up! It’s time for a change. It’s time for a brighter tomorrow. Enter...the CHAMPIONS! Six determined young heroes out to change the world They’re coming to you in Marvel’s CHAMPIONS #1 – a brand-new ongoing series launching this October as the flagship title of Marvel NOW!

>>87388037
>Feeling bad for the asshole who wants to do "New Warriors"
>But without the finesse or skill to do so
If only New Warriors didn't suffer from decompression we wouldn't have to deal with this shitshow and continued shitting on Sam for reasons unexplained.

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OP... you're gay.

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>>87386988
>>87386695

what gets me is how marvel purposely spreads it's stories over 5 issues because of shit likes this.

So they expect us to pay 5 bucks for an issue where nothing happens in a story line that could be cut down to two issues, three tops if the didn't do this decompression copy paste shit.

25 dollars a shitty story and then they wonder why people may want to buy the trade instead.

>>87387754
>DEUS VULTing them
>not blaming them when plague starts
1/10, would rebel against.

>>87386695

You could of just cut out the middle parts of that Stark/Strange dialogue and it would of worked. The Vision girl is just lazy as fuck. Lazy paneling and lazy writing.

>Copy

>Paste

>Social

>Justice

>???

>Bankruptcy

Seems to be the Marvel way.

I don't think I need to buy any more Marvel books. I can just read Deadpool's storytimes and I'll be good.

>>87387604

Yeah and Marvel is only validating it's stupidity by giving it a serious place in their own dialogue.

>>87388059

I think the Sales and Marketing department is what's killing everything good at Marvel.

Also that plot synapsis sounds like the Runaways. What ever happened to them?

>>87388006
He #WOKE up.

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>>87388211
>could of
>would of
This board doesn't need your kind of stupidity.

Why does Iron Man's suit design look so fucking bad? It looks like something a kid trying to trace an Iron Man picture would come out with, for god's sake.

>>87386695
way are you so upset about this

Not going to lie, the right page got a few keks

>>87386695
>>87386769
Wait... Left wasn't an Illuminated parody?

ITT: so many people without a sense of humour.

>>87388369
Read the thread.

>>87388451
i have it's just useless bitching

>>87388485
Read it again using your brain this time.

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>>87388508
cry more bitch nigga this thread is fucking stupid get fucked

>>87388599
We contribute to Marvel's failure.
We're making it popular to hate Marvel.
It's a noble cause.

>>87388369
>>87388426
>>87388485
>>87388599
t. upset Marvel shill/intern

>>87387435
.>>87387536

I actually find the Ironman Dr Strange High Five funny.

>>87388527
Even if you're filename is correct...ESPECIALLY if your filename is correct, Bendis is incredibly retarded for being self-aware of his absolute shit writing and yet he doesn't change.

>>87388037
>He's old as fuck writing teenagers

I understand it's hard to really stay HIP to what's COOL with the youngens but if you treat your characters as actual people at least they'll feel organic even if the references don't gel.

Instead we got marketing board "Hello my fellow young person" and it's just painful

>>87389215
His filename is correct. It's from an Oni comic where it had Walker and Deena investigate the death of Madman while meeting the likes of Mage and Barry Ween. The twist is that it turned out John Byrne/Ego the Living Planet killed Madman.

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>>87389215
Member this?

>>87389271
What.

>>87389271
>Nick Lowe

Wait didn't he start editing Amazing Spider-Man after Stephen Wacker left to go work for Marvel Animation? Around like the time Superior either was about to end or already ending?

>>87389283
What?
>>87389289
Yep, February 2014.

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>>87389271
Oh I'm getting mad

>>87389244
Surprisingly, that's actually the artist of Invincible at the time (Cory Walker) caricaturing himself. He just happened to look kinda like Bendis.

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>>87387032
The New 48 BTFO too lmao

>>87386769

FINALLY SOMEONE USES 'IRONIC' PROPERLY!

>>87386695
I was beyond confident that Viv was going to fess up in the next panel to attempting to tell a joke to her new friends and, being rather new at all of this, tried and failed.

Then the next panel was Chulk coming in for a landing, leaving us this painfully awkward scene.

I'm still convinced it was Viv's bad attempt at a joke.

>>87388248
They ran away

>>87390735
Nice delusion, bro.

>>87387604

I wonder if Marvel really believes in this bullshit or they are just trying to piss-off their readers as usual.

>>87386988
>They skipped over 52! Shots fired!
>Ignores that they skipped over 46, 48, and 50.

>>87387071
>I think it can be read both as a joke or semi-seriously.
Except that moment ends with Kamala freaked out that she could have offended Viv and just transitions into another segment. There's absolutely no follow up indicating that Viv could be joking.

>>87386787
To be fair, I think several of the characters are well liked here.

>>87386695
GOTTA GET THEM PAGE COUNT BOI.

>>87386695
>Viv getting this triggered over ghost stories
Holy shit what happened to Marvel? What happened to Waid? Why is this such a piece of garbage???

>>87386888
Beat panels only work if they portray time passing. Copy+pasted panels do not do that.

ahahahah what fucking garbage

i'd like to think it's a joke but i don't think they're that self aware.

>>87391015
and its sells too hahahaha. 4.99 and people who dont borrow 2.99 from their parents choose to buy it over rebirth. Like pottery

>>87386695
the fact that pannels repeat several times isn't even the worst thing about these pages honestly

>>87391447
> it sells well

Marvel sales have been shit. They would be in a seriously shitty position if they weren't charging die hard fans $5 per book. These dumb ass fans have their balls in a vice because they "support marvel" hahahahaha

Wait, there are people who really are angry at Tony and Strange High-fiving? How can you not like that?

>>87391810
people are pissed that they wasted a whole page of samey art on it. it's the decompression of comics, something bendis (and some imitators at marvel and all over) has taken to next level.

>>87391810
You didn't read the forced dialogue?

>>87391909
Nothing was forced, it was funny.

Tony you're like 45 stop acting like a Millenial.

>>87386787
It isn't fair! It was supposed to be my teenage superhero eugenics program producing many bullshit overpowered offspring!

>>87391954
It was funny?

>>87392413
Yes, funny. It makes me laugh.

>>87391954
It's only funny if you're lying about it in order to get (You)s. Here you go.

>>87392433
No, it was actually funny. Sometimes, I wonder if the hate for a writer make you biased about the actual good stuff they still manage to pull from time to time.

you know it would be fine if vivs face gradually changed with each panel but that's too much work i suppose

I realize they don't work the insane hours japs do with their comics but I really would like to know how much time is put into each of these comics

>>87392413
Yeah, it was funny

>>87392460
Not even him but that dialogue is grade A terminal cancer

>>87392562
I disagree. I liked it.

>>87392588
>wasting an entire page for a forced joke
welp, you are stupid then.

>>87392619
The joke wasn't forced ans the pacing helped.

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>>87388375
Nah, the Illuminated version was actually funny

>>87392915
Can you post it all or at least give the link?

>>87386695
I don't know about you guys but I found the one on the right funny.

Left seems to be trying too hard.

>>87393173
Trying too hard is the definition of Bendis comedy.

The one on the right got a giggle out of me actually.

>>87393173
The trouble is we're not sure if the right is meant to be a joke or not

>outright comparing Cyclops to Hitler

>>87386695

Microaggressions don't have to be accidental, but due to their nature they almost always are. She could have just said she finds that offensive.

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>>87386988
couldn't the artist have just slightly changed her posture panel to panel? People don't sit perfectly still like that.

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>>87386695
i fixed this for you

>>87386794
>Three panel duplicates though when it could've just been cut down to two or three.

Bendis style

>>87389143

you idiots are still bitching wow

>>87394634
That's actually a whole lot better, and her eyes changing with the actual accusation makes more sense.