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IF DREAMS MAY COME: The Bleach Webcomic Storytime of Wrongness 2016-11-01 03:40:22 Post No. 87384015
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IF DREAMS MAY COME: The Bleach Webcomic Storytime of Wrongness
Anonymous
2016-11-01 03:40:22
Post No. 87384015
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I hope you all enjoyed your spookmas /co/
Now let's buckle in and talk about this comic made by everyone's favorite bad comic author/artist/whatever, Jackie Diaz!
Yes, Jackie Diaz, the same mastermind behind the beloved "How I Became Yours" wrote this! And you can tell how the two blend together...
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It's times like this I'm glad I got out of the Bleach fandom when I did.
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Hello, high-school drama ANGST
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>>87384037
>Kurokai-sun
Literally the first line and already she's screwed up.
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>>87384084
I never got in. Am I fortunate for that?
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>>87384162
Bleach was...ok at best. I like to pretend it ended years ago before things got really stupid.
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Oh yes, because we REALLY need to see this bitch in her undies for this.
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>>87384162
It's actually good but it's popular so 4chan automatically has to meme-hate it.
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Damn she tiny
Or they're swole
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...yeah, it's pretty clear how fucking WHITE this is.
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>>87384342
Not even 4Kids could dejapanize to this extent.
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OH LOOK AT THESE ANTICS
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It's going to be a recurring theme how much Ichigo and Orihime have the hots for each other but don't recognize it.
If anyone bashes their heads over how fucking trite it is, please share the rock with me.
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WE GET IT, MAN
YOU WANNA BANG HER
JUST DO IT
DON'T LET YOUR FAPS BE FAPS
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O HAI MILF
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...you know, we can make a drinking game about how much relationship advice gets thrown in.
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I would say that this man bagging the milf would be a sign of taste, but...
That implies that either of them have personalities.
I've yet to see any of that.
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Oh my god, just GET ON WITH IT?!
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>>87384700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY
I couldn't resist.
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>>87384759
Thank you.
If only He came to the bitch when this was being made...
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...I fear that this won't be a drinking game as much as it would be a fucking IV drip.
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>>87384113
There's something wrong with the way those words are placed, that really irk me.
"How I feel... If only you knew... Ichigo... "
"Ichigo... How I feel... If only you knew... "
Are really the only two ways you can read those three parts, when it should be:
"If only you knew... How I feel... Ichigo..."
Which can only be achieved by realizing that there's a third part at the very top. The other two work, but it feels wrong.
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You know, you could just call him a retard.
Not like you'd be wrong.
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Oh, look!
A Distraction!
Hi Distraction!
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>a cringe storytime that has absolutely fucking nothing to do with comics or cartoons
You're not even trying to hide the fact that you're a malignant tumor, are you, you sub-human troglodyte.
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>>87384232
I thought she was holding a giant blue seashell to her head while hanging out half naked in her rom
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Hello, generic photoshop filter!
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Oh fuck me, this is turning veeeeery Persona 4.
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I wonder how Jackie reacted when she saw the ending to Bleach.
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well that sounded awfully rude
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>>87385266
Jackie's never had an original idea in her life, what'd you expect?
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>>87384136
>::giggles::
Oh this shit again.
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>"Christian mythology"
Oh no
OH NO
OHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>87385356
WELCOME TO JACKIE DIAZ'S WILD RIDE!
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>those uncolored manga panels
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...that ain't no Bible. And that ain't no Chick Tract either.
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>>87385356
If we're going down this road can we at least have some of the cool shit like the scary angels?
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Apparently, noble intentions here means "Being such a pussy that I can't even ask her out on a date."
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>>87385575
Is he reading him Dante's Inferno?
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>>87385539
You wish.
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>>87384606
You could, if you want to die of alcohol poisoning.
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Sooo...is this Purgatory or the First Circle of Hell?
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>>87385588
Fuck me, this is
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>>87385629
Maybe its just Limbo.
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:mimics ichigo's voice:
:LOUD RANDOM SCREAMS:
>>87385736
Whoops. Skipped ahead a bit here.
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Oh hell, it's the manifestation of her thirst.
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So you might notice that this and >>87385736
are both page 66.
This is because Diaz doesn't keep track of her own bullshit.
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I haven't seen this get storytimed in so long that I kinda got excited when I saw this thread
then I realized I'm reading a Jackie Diaz comic
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>Shipping just before you go to Hell
I mean... yeah, there's now no dating advice, but for the love of God, could you have picked a worse time?
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>>87385909
All your fault, anon
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And now for Mr. Hollow's appearance
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At least he's more honest about his hardon.
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And now for ANOTHER ship
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>>87386020
>>87386039
>>87386054
>>87386069
I'd just like to point out that Hitsugaya only met Karin once and it was in a filler episode
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And now time for another Diaz trademark, PG SEX SCENES!
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>>87386082
Which makes this bullshit even more hilarious.
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>>87386082
When has that ever stopped shipping?
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>>87386113
Fair point
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Wait, soo.... what was the point of that last page then?
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>>87386245
YOU'RE NOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Pretty much all the proof you need that these are fucking Shadows.
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>>87386258
>>87386272
That's right! I'm....MYSELF!
You know what? Fuck this comic, I'm gonna go replay Person 4 Golden.
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>>87386300
At least you know the characters won't be such cardboard cutouts of themselves.
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So...fight time incoming?
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>>87386317
>>87386346
The fuck is that hairstyle?
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>>87386368
He shaved all of the front of his head off...except for one singular fringe
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>>87386407
Suddenly, we're playing Doom. I swear to god I have seen female imp fan art that is dead ringer for demon Rukia here.
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>>87386363
this comic predates it by nearly 7 years but this page reads like something straight out of fist of the borf star, and that's a parody
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....please don't tell me we're going to hear more dating advice from Mr. Hollow and his very special guest.
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>>87386433
I hope it's Hdoom.
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Huh, that's...rather respectable.
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>>87384037
>literally the first page has a real photo for a background
Here we go.
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>WHAT DO YOU FIGHT FOR?
>I fight for my friends
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>>87384037
>-sun
Oh boy, I'm in for a rough ride aren't I?
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>>87386764
>Power of love
I am so sick and tired of this cliched bullshit.
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>>87386818
This entire comic is one giant cliche
Get used to it.
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>>87386818
this is peak Diaz anon
no turning back now
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>>87386855
>HEART
>THE HEART
kek
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>>87384259
>>87384275
>>87384232
Really? How fucking lazy do you have to be to not only reuse the same bodies over and over again, but to not even bother drawing a fucking towel?
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>>87386900
This is Diaz.
There are whole levels of lazy thought impossible
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das pretty kinky
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....REALLY?
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I can't fucking believe this bitch got what she wanted: Ichigo ending up with Orihime and Rukia ending up with whatshisface.
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>>87386998
>ripping off Elfen Lied shamelessly
I had seen this trainwreck before and I didn't even realize
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>>87387093
Do you not know of Diaz' prophetic powers?
She predicted bloodbending in the daytime, she divined that Ursa was still alive!
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So, the person who made 'How I Became Yours' made this?
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Now that's a piece.
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Damn straight, Orihime
Ya gotta use your pimp hand to get your bitch in line
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If there's any definitive place where Diaz's love for tracing really shines through in this comic, it's the fight scenes
Because she can't actually draw she manages to make probably the best part of Bleach into complete shit in one single step
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Oh...
he...actually shanked the bitch
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>>87386258
IT AIN'T ME
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>:soundless screaming:
Like hell I'll be. I'm cheering because finally shit can be done.
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UGGHHHH
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>>87387409
>more platitudes about love
>:soundless screaming:
Orihime's not dead but I wish I was.
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>>87387478
did she really use ms paint ovals for Ichigo's nips
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SURPRISE!
NOTHING BAD CAN EVER HAPPEN TO THE PROTAGONISTS!Except for the orange
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OH BOY, IT'S THIS SCENE
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...at least they're not running in the SAME direction.
It's still failing composition 101 though.
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>>87384015
Is this literally a crossover of the movie 'What Dreams May Come' and Bleach? Or does this fancomic just have the same title?
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>>87387584
>THE HEART
>again
also jesus christ it's like reading a telenovela
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>>87387559
That would be giving too much credit.
>>87387600
It pretty much IS one.
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>>87387620
are they really gonna do it right here on the grass
because that would just make my night
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>Quitting my job to fuck a bitch
This sounds so fucking white
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>>87387635
I wish
At least I can make fun of how clumsy the PG sex scenes are.
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>>87387659
how will you get a job
where are you even going to live, Ichigo's basement?
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>>87387670
>every well
like I'm trying to ignore the typos but this one just really stood out to me
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>>87387671
Exactly. He plans to mooch off Ichigo.
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What's with the fucking Vader helmet, man?
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>>87387709
I think that might be an edit but fuck if it didn't make me lose my sides
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>>87387689
>Literally no one else gets any lines
Turns out they never liked him much anyway.
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Seems that I lost a few pages here. Whether these ever existed or not, I'm not sure what they could have told.
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>>87387804
you saved one of the best pages tho
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This whole page is...painful
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>>87387830
>>87387841
>hmm, how should I set this up so she's jumping out of the tree
>let's just take the same pose and turn her diagonally
I know, I know, >Diaz but how can you even look at this and think it's acceptable.
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>>87387539
"Run"
Why do I feel like that was a threat?
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.....yeah, not biting this bait
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>>87384015
Aw, I wanted it to be "How I Became Yours" so I could post metal.
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>>87387874
Did you miss the guys "celebrating" pose from How I Became Yours?
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>>87387897
Fear not, for the time comes soon.
Also, look at those posters
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>>87387908
>so what if your sister is a whore ichigo lol calm down
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>>87387935
>Ichigo
>The guy who's so straight faced is now overreacting in the worst fucking ways about something he'd only care if it was hurting his sister or shit
Also Karin got stacked in the time skip. Fuck.
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>>87387938
>Clip Art
>that Renji face
im dying
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>>87387976
>All these stolen pictures for backgrounds
It's like I'm reading a shitty Korean webcomic.
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>>87387949
>prettiest vagina
>secret stash of porn
is it possible to feel second hand embarrassment for a fictional character
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Oh look an ending
Too bad I feel absolutely no enjoyment from this ride. Honestly, this shit's just derivatively stupid.
https://mega.nz/#!U9BCCC7Q!mLxlKhUfpg1p6d2VoRedhEtBuSBcCIdL3qUFau4zFA8
I'm out
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>>87387995
>Trying to pace dialogue like an actual conversation but still shove ungodly amounts of words into it
Oh fuck, Bendisspeak haunts me even in the shittiest of fan fiction.
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>>87387986
Is that Ikkaku with Keigo's sister
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>>87388053
Yes. Even though it was from Bleach's own Filler Hell.
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>>87387926
You think with all the google she's been using she couldn't just find a random band poster or something
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>>87387962
I guess that, in all fairness, you can never know how you'll react until something's happening. People can get weird when it comes to their siblings.
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>>87384015
I'm still surprised she liked IchiHime, I'd have figured that was too vanilla for her
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>>87384015
kek
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I was waiting for the wax that ass page
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Despite Bleach being an utter piece of crap that shit the bed midway through
The bitches were mighty fine
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>>87384015
This is bad. But thanks for storytime anyway.
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>>87384162
>>87384224 got it right. 1st big arc was amazing. Then it just kind of repeats those beats with standard shonen drawn out fights. It gets exhausting after a while with all the last minute ass-pull power increases and the characters seem to just level up after a while instead of developing.
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>>87388019
At least Bendis has the ability to spell shit correctly.
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>>87384015
Nobody mentions this is basically canon now
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Speaking of Bleach, remember when Gene Simmon's son made a comic that was tracing over Bleach and claimed superheroes were dead?
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>>87384211
Jesus fuck, does that actually say Mow instead of Now?
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>>87384015
Kubo officially endorses this comic
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>>87384015
What made him think using the most generic young adult romance novel cover ever was a good idea?
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>>87393204
>him
It's done by the most hilariously stereotypical woman you can expect such fan fiction writing from.
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>>87384299
She is canon tiny, but not this tiny.
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>>87384015
There's a background in every panel of this comic, which is strange considering Bleach is known for it's white space and 'heart'.
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Jackie is pretty cute, her art is still shit but i can't help but root for her.
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>>87395400
I see she's still doing that "give everyone unnecesary lines so it makes them look like 80 year olds" thing
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