SAM ON SUICID SQUAD

hot.

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>>87373139
Delete this

>Making out with a toaster
Gross.

>>87373139
>asians and their virtual waifus
Not surprised really

>>87373204
>Play Battleborn with girl
>She becomes your bf, is down for anything, and can't get pregnant
Cho hit the jackpot, someone needs to make an edit of that one Hulk gif, you know the one.

>>87373283
Literally a self-insert.

>>87373283
>Can customize her pussy to fit you perfectly

I like monster girl amazon, but shit this is a good case for an upgrade.

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>>87373310
Well yeah, that's what happens in the gif.

>>87373139
anyone have that edited gif with Hulk/Widowmaker?

>>87373139
HULKED

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>>87373139
That issue was awful, holy shit.

>kamala is self inportant and ordering people around, while making a speech every 5 pages.

>Viv reseted all of her characterization from King and complain about microagression

>Chulk is a one note jock that cucks people

>Nova is almost a literal cuck

>Cyclops is said to be Hitler

>Miles is a non entity, but with good reaction pics, while he react to all of this bulshit

>>87373635

has Cho been outside of Hulk form in this book yet?

>>87373139
Viv watchout, Hulks have a history of tearing Visions apart.

>>87373139
>kissing a robot
>kissing a childlike robot
>kissing another individual while in hulk form

Who the fuck let this travesty happen

>>87373635
So Miles is the only one written in character then?

>>87373139
Seriously?
Second issue?
Why is Waid allowed to keep writing?

>>87373139
>yfw Korean male not allowed to have white girlfriend

>>87373635
>Miles is a non entity
So business as usual then.

>kissing the hulk
Look I get if you want the Hulk dick. Gross. But locking lips with that disgusting piece of shit? Shame.

>>87373635
I'm glad Champions is destroying Kamala.

>>87373265
Kek>>87373283

>asian with a sexbot

...so Champions #2 is out then?

Where's the storytime?

>>87373668
Yes, he was hanging out with them shirtless, that's also how he went into Vision's house.

>>87373139
MODS!

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>>87373139
REEEEEE

>>87373139
DELETE THIS

NOW!

>>87373959
scanbro posted it, not officially out yet

>>87373139
Do you think they cybered when they were supposedly playing video games together?

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>>87373139
>sex with the Chulk
RIP Viv

>>87373829
>robots
>white
Haha, good one niggerbot.

>>87373139
I don't get it. Where were there any implications of any form of romance between Sam and Viv?

What, he couldn't have un-hulked first?

All of this shit just makes me want to like Nova even more.

>>87374838
Nope and most likely it is just a "I have never kissed, will you show me" thing.

>>87374886
>Nope
Then what's all this "lmao cucked" crap? Is it just Samfags projecting too hard?

>>87374948
Waid was a goddamn cocktease and had Sam and Viv almost kiss

>>87374948
Because they were about to kiss before Kamala interrupted them but it came out of nowhere just like this did.

>>87373139
theyre both asian since she was made in china too

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>>87373433

>>87374878
t. fat manlet, stay jelly

Becoming a Hulk was the worst thing to ever happen to Cho

>>87373635
>Nova is almost a literal cuck
So, perfectly in character?

>>87375163
This, literally the worst direction for Cho.

>>87375163
That first arc was pretty great though

I miss it

>>87373139
Gross.

>it's Waid writing teen romance.
Yikes! talk about playing against your strengths.

>>87373139
No, why?

>>87373139
why tho

>>87374210
you mean he just posted this pic or he storytimed it?
If the last one, can you gimme the link?

>>87375384
>>87375358
Because they have such great chemistry ;^)

>>87375430
m8 use the catalog, it's properly labeled with the issue title

>>87373139
If you honestly thought Sam was getting paired with an established character, you're a fucking idiot.
His name is at the top on the list of characters that will die in the next event.

>>87375140
>tfw he needs to Hulk out to get a girl
Sad.

Is he going to eat her?

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>>87373139
Wait a minute how does his tongue fit inside her mouth?

>>87375491
>Viv
>established character
She's been in literally one book before this
>Sam is totally going to die in the next event guiz!
There have been 5 events since his introduction, and he's still here

Second issue and this is already happening?
My fucking god, i didn't think waid would suck so much cock.

>>87375619
Have you read any of Waid's output for the past several years?

>>87373635
The microagression shit was just cringe at its finest

>>87375597
The original is back now. Sam has very little time left.
I don't think Marvel cares enough to keep around characters that only sells 14k

How does this even work?
For him its like kissing a underage girl in his hulk form
he is shoving his tongue down her troath, she would probably choke on its size if she needed air.
Let not even talk about sex, she would probably not even be able to take one if his fingers in her.

>>87375652
No, i don't read bad comics. But some anons told me about it

Why can't Asian guys get real girlfriends, even in comic books?

>>87375588
Phasing

>>87373139
>Waid gave an Asian guy a robot girlfriend
ahahahahaha oh wow

>>87373408
See >>87374410

>>87373139
I thought I would hate this, but seeing that size difference it's too hot to be against.

>>87373139
why is he still the Hulk
why can't Cho just get a qt sex robot
He's smart enough to give her cat ears

People payed money to buy this
Like they went to work did the job waited till pay day went to the comic store and gave the owner money to say they own this

>>87375940
technically they haven't spent money on it yet

>>87375955
And thanks to based Scanbro they won't.

>>87376016
Too bad the shops already preordered the issues though

>>87375465
I found it the moment I uploaded the post, lol.
The issue was an entire "Why tho?". This book so far is a gigantic "Why tho?"
Only good thing to come out of it are all the variants of Viv's look.

How low will issue 2 and 3 be

Have they mentioned what became of his gorgon waifu?

>>87376121
issue 2 you can already see.
Issue 3 can be either:
>shit
if they keep pushing forced drama
>good
if we actually found out they are kissing because HORMONICUS, THE VILLAIN WHO CONTROLS HORMONES is in the forest and the Champions have to fight him!

>>87376261
I think anon meant sales

>>87376306
what sales?

>>87373265
underated post

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>>87376331
I like you anon
Here's a you

Mark waid just blocked me after I tweeted him

>>87373257
>>Making out with a toaster
>Gross.
Battlestar Galactica has conditioned me so that this is not only acceptable but it is the chosen way to ensure the future of humans and Cylons.

>>87376434
what did you tweet?

>>87376434
Why would you tweet him before the book is out? Of course he would have blocked you anyway because he's a babby but you can't even claim he's unfair to do so since you obviously read the pirated storytime or break LCS protocol to be online discussing it ahead of release.

>>87374886
Holy shit did anyone read the incredible Hercules run by Pak? Cho has more than kissed before, the guy's girlfriend is a gorgon abs they have slept together.

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>>87373139
>be so cucky that you write fiction about dudes fucking nonhuman objects
>the absolute state of Waid

>>87373139

Knowing Marvel Comics I'm surprised the y didn't have him sucking a black dick.

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>Have Twitter friend who's in SJWish circles
>All her friends are apparently tearing the issue apart for being shitty
How does it feel knowing that the Tumblrites are with you on this one, /co/?

>>87376663
You're the one who hasn't read something. It's Viv who hasn't kissed anyone before.

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>>87373139
I don't get the obsession with this pairing

Sam has a girlfriend already

>>87376705
Even tumblr isn't dumb enough to praise something just because it's "socially aware"

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>>87373139
DELETE THIS TRAVESTY

>>87376604
>>87376629
I just read Champions 2 Thank you thank you so much For putting out such a garbage book it wil go done in legend beside Marville

>>87373635
Nova's not a cuck
/co/ just thinks he's a cuck because of head canon

>>87376880
>literally hit on her this issue and was going to kiss her earlier and now she's kissing another guy
>not a cuck

>>87376706
Regardless Cho is in a relationship already, why the fuck is he so brazenly acting this way.

Sam goes /r9k/ an hero when?

>>87376743
If Waid has to break characters, at least give some happiness to the one who is suffering incarnated.

>>87376906
Well that's just because Waid hasn't done his research, Cho acts like a completely different person in Champions. Age difference is uncomfortable too.

>>87376743
Sam should get with that qt cosmic dominatrix

>>87373139
Sam will get together with Viv, mark my word. Not even a Samfag.

More like Amadeus CHAD.

>>87373139
I saw nothing wrong with this issue, anyone claiming otherwise is an old man that hasn't been #WOKE yet.

>>87373724
Kamala is always picking on Miles; falling into him. So something went right at least.

>/co/ likes Sam now

>>87377068
ever since that suffering issue, yeah

>>87377068
it's been a few months

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

D E L E T E THIS

>>87373139
Is his tongue filling her skull?

>>87377068
Since wells took over the character retard
He was only hated when he was another MUH DEAD SON Loeb character

>>87376945
No kidding, Amadeus is easily 18-19 and Viv only has the programming of a 9th grader if that, this is sleazy in the best of conditions.

Nevermind Delphyne would probably chop his balls off for this, after all she was literally a fem nazi (or pretty close at least) before meeting him.

And third Waid has no excuse, the guy knows Pak, he could literally hit the guy up and ask him about some general guidelines in the character, and it wouldn't even take 10 minutes.

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>>87373265

>>87377235
It actually is going through the back of her head and she is phasing through it

>>87373635
Waid's Miles is better than Bendis' Miles, in that he's the boring "just-there-guy" in a realistic way.

The problem is that everyone else is also fucking boring so it doesn't work.

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So Vision built his daughter a vagina right? That's kinda weird.

>>87377402
Might be more work to leave it out considering you'd have to reroute the synthetic blood vessels and all. Easier to just copy the body verbatim.

>>87377402
>>87377466
Also if he wants to make her as human as possible she needs sexuality

>>87377385
Why do black characters always need to be the boring guy? Seriously the same shit happens with John Stewart, why do they always need to be boring?

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>>87377068
Sam is has always been pretty good since his debut, just a hot headed fuck up who really wants to be liked and help his family out
he's always been a better character than Miles
the only people who hated him were Dickfags but now that he's coming back, they can be a corps together

>>87377533
It's the sign of a poor writer, they know all they can do is stereotypes and they don't want to get shit for it.

>>87377068
It's almost like his perpetual suffering gives him some sort of nuance instead of being a boring Mary Sue.

>>87377318
Vision wasn't even 4 years old when Wanda decided to jump on his robo dick.

>>87377533
They're scared to give them negative personality traits, as they would be seen as racist.

>OH OF COURSE HE'S THE DUMB BLACK.
>OH OF COURSE HE'S IMPULSIVE, LIKE A MONKEY RIGHT
>OH OF COURSE HE'S EMOTIONALLY FRAGILE, GOTTA MAKE SURE HE'S NOT LIKE THOSE *OTHER* BLACKS RIGHT
>OH OF COURSE HE'S NEUROTIC, BECAUSE HE'D BE JUST FINE IF HE WAS A WHITE MAN

Bendis and friends are too scared to give Miles a personality, which is why he's only moderately successful instead of a hit like Peter was back in the day.

>>87377533
Being "the boring guy" could work really well for a Spider-Man successor, as the dichotomy of the grave and stoic dude and the wise-cracking, sarcastic and silly Spider-Man would be an interesting duality. It would be the civilian identity ACTUALLY being what people thought Peter was as a kid. Unfortunately nobody actually writes Spider-Miles as clever or silly.

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I think the comic is shit but shit in a way that I literally can't stop laughing at, sorry Novafags

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I hurt myself today to see if I still feel

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>>87373265

looks like he's gobbling her up

>>87377533
Because the other options are Blaxploitation and Urkel.

>>87377621
He was based on the brain pattern and of an adult was he not?

I don't actually care about Sam, but I'm going to go read some Incredible Hercules to remind myself why I liked Cho. Good night /co/

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Despite not fitting her at all, I was enjoying the overly blunt Viv to the point it was the one thing I wasn't actively angry about.
I feel horrible.

>>87377946
It's downright ridiculous how the issue was basically everyone triggering one another, if it wasn't written by Waid I'd have thought it was a parody.

>>87377946
Overly-robot-Viv was at least a little fun until the page you posted, I don't blame you.

>>87377780
While Viv brain patterns are probably based on a 13 y.o.

>>87377946
Id sa this was a parody if i new better.

>>87378037
Her brain patterns are a result of mixing Virginia and Vision's brain patterns. She's then programmed to be 16.

>>87378037
She's not based on anyone. She is a mix of her parents coded to be 16.

Cho should not be messing with a high school girl regardless though and if he were being written in character wouldn't want to.

>>87373265
Nice

>>87377858
You should story time it

>>87377627
Just give him the black comic geek personality.
Smart but not a SUPER SCIENTIST, dreamer, falls for women completely out of his reach, jumps into adventure or wanders off from the group because he saw something interesting.
Sucks at the clever one liners and being social so he's a bit of a wall flower.

Maybe even have his spider powers fork off from the generic spiderperson powers in a unique way.
His future version is a 7 foot tall mass of super agile muscle claws and crackles with electricity or something.

>>87373808
>white
She's a garish pink.

>>87373635
I still want to believe that the microagression stuff was either a failed attempt at a joke or a way to make Kamala get off her high SJW horse

>>87378218
>Smart but not a SUPER SCIENTIST, dreamer, falls for women completely out of his reach, jumps into adventure or wanders off from the group because he saw something interesting.
>Sucks at the clever one liners and being social so he's a bit of a wall flower.
>Maybe even have his spider powers fork off from the generic spiderperson powers in a unique way.
>His future version is a 7 foot tall mass of super agile muscle claws and crackles with electricity or something.
What you just posted is even more boring than what Miles already is.

>>87378218
Isn't that Kamala's shtick?

>>87373139

Just read the Scan thread.

I'm glad Champions exists. It can take the Teen Titans curse so the actual Teen Titans book can be good again.

>>87378218
Why not just make him a spider turned into a person and struggling with understanding all these new sensations?

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>>87377627
>>87378218
>>87378328

To be honest I like when Miles is the straight man forced to go trought akward and stupid situations, or hear stupid shit that he would rather avoid.

It is fun seeing him react to bulshit around him.

>>87377705
why is Becky so cute

>>87378373
The actual Teen Titans book might be good again though

>>87378439
He does work for that, but makes him boring as fuck without crazy characters to bounce off him.

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>Kamala can't shapeshift anymore due to nerf
>Viv's the only one who can take Hulk cock.
you could say it just goes through her.

>>87378302
I can almost see a smirk in the last panel of >>87377946.

>>87378570
This, it worked in Spiderverse where he was surrounded by lunatics.

>>87378594
She can shapeshift.
Her hymen would just take longer to repair.

>>87378336
No.

>>87378396
Already did that with Wolverine and White Tiger.
First was dumped because it was boring and the last because it was nigh beastiality. But when you consider a lot of the stuff modern comics have been doing...eh.

>>87378373
TT was only good during the Judas Contract.
After that it was embarassing trash.
All incarnations ranged from embarassing trash to stupid shit.

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>It's another suffering Sam series

>>87378849
If he survives to adult hood, he can rain back all the suffering on others.

>>87378849
I want to know why Sam is the one they've chosen to suffer. They're either setting him up to become a traitor to the Avengers/Champions based entirely upon how he's so unpopular in his group that he can't mack with a robot, or they're setting him up to die in a heroic manner with an aftermath of everybody being like "I can't believe he's gone; I wish I had treated him nicer" and such.

Where's that picture of Spider-Man talking about his supervillain origin when you need it? Goddamn, I need to clean out my /b/ folder.

How bad does Sam suffer?
Can't be that much

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>>87379446
About as much as everyone else.
His fans just think he's special cuz his book had literally nothing else going on it.

>>87379647
>epic fail
I'm glad that they eventually stopped letting Jeph Loeb write for Sam.

>>87379686
He vowed to return, and it's not like they stopped trying to use shit like that.

>>87379686

Wait, i just realized...If Sam gets killed off.

...Isn`t that like Loeb seeing his son die twice?

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>>87379647
I thought the epic fail part was an edit kek

>>87373139
BUTTFUCK THAT ROBO-PUSSY WITH YOUR HULKED OUT DICK
Note: Hulked out Asian dick = 3 inches

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>>87374985
>theyre both asian since she was made in china too

>>87379839
Don't forget "Sam's story". Over 30 writers worked on it.
He won't stop when this one's dead, and Rider will say Sam is his inspiration for everything when he's gone.

>>87377385
>Waid's Miles is better than Bendis' Miles
No he's not. I actually enjoy Miles in his book. Here he just seems like he was used to get the Spider-Man readers to buy this

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>>87377946
In the same way I'm sure Kamala brought up Ghost Stories so Sam couldn't get the kiss, I'm just going to assume that Viv brought up that "microaggression" shit because she was pissed that Kamala stopped her from getting any action.

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>>87374985
Underrated post

>>87380099
They're all just extremely passive aggressive with each other.

>>87373139
Wait did this come out last week? Or did it leak?

>>87377946
Hey remember when we had a robot who was having a spiritual crisis and wanted to see if she had a soul and that was fucking cool?

>>87375273
That's all it should have been. Just an arc. Just like Superior Spider-Man should have been just an issue or two at most.

>>87373265
kek

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>>87380196
Which you know is just going to lead to inane drama and infighting, the very thing they were trying to be against.

>>87378439
Well guess what? Peter does the same thing. Miles once again is redundant in that regard.

>>87380697
Peter cracks wise, Miles just makes surprisingly expressive faces

>>87380859
Peter plays the straight man with Deadpool everytime they team up.

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>>87379165
It's pretty much his version of Parker Luck at this point: Either he does something stupid and has to fix it or he doesn't do something stupid and still gets crapped on someway somehow.

>>87379446
Generally, he's neglected/ignored by the Superhero community and he can't really balance his home and superhero lives.

>>87380317
And now she has made peace with her lack of a soul and resigned herself to just doing things as a toaster .

>>87380929
well yeah that's Deadpool

but in every other team situation, he's the wisecracker

>>87378373
Anon, I'm so sorry
Jonboy has left. They're going to do shitty rehashes of old TT stories again with garbage art and a mediocre writer. The Teen Titans curse is real. If you're really hungering for your fix, I suggest keeping an eye on Deathstroke, Priest wants to revisit Judas Contract for the new continuity and I believe he can make it not shit

>>87373265
KEK

>>87380426
It might help if they were actual friends and not just superhero partners.

You know, like actual people. Friends may become friends because they share similar interests, but they don't have that single aspect of their friendship. Know what I mean? It's not one-note.

>>87380992
I almost want to wonder if Tom King's "Vision" was the result of Marvel asking him to introduce Viv as a teen version of Vision so that they could make "Kid Avengers, Now Featuring Kid Vision (And We Have A Kid Hulk!)" or something.

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>>87373139
How? I'm trying to wrap up my head around this. How does anyone think that it's a good idea to inject BULLSHIT RELATIONSHIP DRAMA IN YOUR SECOND ISSUE, NONE OF THE RELATIONSHIPS HAVE BEEN FULLY ESTABLISHED OR FORMED FOR FUCKS SAKE.

>>87381255
Does Marvel plan that far ahead? They could have just bullshit anything from dimensional travel to being a rebuilt form of Iron Lad with a new personality.

>Kamala being forced upon Miles
>Vivian being forced upon Chulk
I bet they'll cuck Sam from being friends with Cyke too.

>>87381553
On an aside, them going gay for each other would honestly not be the worst thing to happen in this book.

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>>87381372
You're just not #WOKE
>post yfw #woke

>>87381372
>The entire issue is literally "introduce yourselves, guys!"
>None of the characters' personalities are distinct yet despite this.
>All we know is their powers, which only casuals don't know and are already easy enough to guess by just looking at them.

>>87381543
The book would have been announced in August 2015, since the first issue was in November 2015. If they were planning any events and aftermaths around then, that would probably be a clue to the answer you seek.

Though yeah, my suggestion is just one of several, and probably not even the right one. Marvel could have just seen people liking Vision and saying "Hey, can we borrow Vivian? Tha-aaa-anks!"

>>87381597
>Scott
>What?
>You're gay.

>>87381597
I haven't bothered keeping up with Cyke, but I'm sure he has more options than going gay.
Jeph would have Waid killed in streets if he made Sam gay.

>>87377081
>>87377568
Ah, wouldn't really expect /co/ to know what good writing is, I guess.

>>87381628
More likely they just subbed in Viv for Robbie because

A. Robbie likes to murder people, and that kinda goes against the whole point of the book.
B. She's new, and barely established, so it would be hard for Way to shit all over her (he did anyway, GG Way).

>>87381615
it was the most awkward thing, and not in a "teenage spaghetti drop" sort of way. That Viv and Nova almost kiss, despite being something that I wanted, came out of nowhere.

>>87381645
>"Endless misfortune is more character than literally fucking nothing."
>lol you don't know what good writing is

Nigga what the fuck are you talking about?
I'm not even saying Sam is good, just that this angle is better than what he was.

>>87381645
are you that turbo-nerd from the Empowered thread

>>87381700
No it really isn't, you don't care about the character, you only care about the suffering and you think character has become good. Take out the suffering and character has nothing left. It's just emotionally manipulative writing that hacks put to make a bland character interesting. Same shit that happened with Kyle Rayner or most of Remender's protagonist.
I mean you yourself said suffering is better than what came before. Why all of a sudden you care about the character? You don't, you are just there for stiffening.

>>87373139

looks like a giant green bigfoot making out with a little girl he found in the woods.

kind of creepy.

>>87381666
I thought Ghost Rider was going to show up when they do a raid on a drug supply chain and have the inevitable hero v hero fight because the only guys that jump in see "scary skeleton guy in the area where the boss is" and then Lisa and Data break it up.

>>87381801
>you don't care about the character
That's right.

>you only care about the suffering and you think character has become good.
That's wrong. I don't think Sam is good, I just think having some kind of gimmick is better than having literally nothing in terms of personality or circumstance.

>Take out the suffering and character has nothing left.
That's right.

>It's just emotionally manipulative writing that hacks put to make a bland character interesting.
That's right.

>Same shit that happened with Kyle Rayner or most of Remender's protagonist.
Yep.

>I mean you yourself said suffering is better than what came before. Why all of a sudden you care about the character? You don't, you are just there for stiffening.
I'm not "here" for anything. I don't suddenly "care" about Sam. I'm saying that, as shallow as it is, the angle of "life continually shits on Sam" is SOMETHING. It's an angle, it's an idea, it's a theme, it gives you SOME sort of lens to view the character with. It may be cheap and easy and not very interesting, but that's better than being literally nothing.

You type like a god damn child and you seem to have the mentality of one to think that you have to "not know what good writing is" in order to acknowledge that a boring character with an effective gimmick is less annoying than a boring character with no gimmick.

>>87381936
>I'm not "here" for anything. I don't suddenly "care" about Sam. I'm saying that, as shallow as it is, the angle of "life continually shits on Sam" is SOMETHING. It's an angle, it's an idea, it's a theme, it gives you SOME sort of lens to view the character with. It may be cheap and easy and not very interesting, but that's better than being literally nothing.
I'd rather a wait for a good writer to come along and give character some genuine depth than jump on truck of tropey writing and suddenly pretend to care about the character. Even better I'd take boring 1 dimensional character over boring 1 dimensional character with a gimmick so that suddenly people can pretend it's a good character. Because in the case OK f former there's a chance that someday some writer will right the ship.
Also just because you're aware of what's happening doesn't mean most of the audience or people that read these books know and I just want to point it out and feel good and pretentious about it.

>>87382111
>truck
*Train
Fuck this garbage autocorrect.

>>87382111
>I'd rather a wait for a good writer to come along and give character some genuine depth than jump on truck of tropey writing and suddenly pretend to care about the character.
Nobody's doing that. Are you retarded?
They just like to laugh at the suffering meme.

>>87378594
There was no nerf, just her refusing to do so for morality and plot reasons.

Quite possibly the worst depiction of Amadeus Cho I've ever read. Holy shit, fuck you Waid. And everyone else is garbage too mostly. I see Waid is intent on making Kamala as insufferable as possible.

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That's not Cyclops! Fuck can't he get a fucking break. Idk maybe I'm the only one that wanted to see Viv and tyk.

>>87377068
It was during the massive Sam storytime did we see him for what he really is.

>>87383716
But Cyclops is a girl!

>>87383813
Not if Jean Grey shrugs her shoulders.

>>87373139
Sigh... /co/ : all spoiler reveals - all the time.

>>87383928
>giving a shit about spoilers.

thats your fault.

>>87383928
abloo bloo

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Is every version of cyclops eternally fucked?

>>87383928
I need you to look inside yourself and ask if you REALLY care that this was spoiled

also don't worry it literally only spoils the last page because it comes completely out of nowhere

>>87373139
Um... So fucking what? Sam is a piece of shit character. The only reason that anyone on this board likes this guy is because the new writer has made it so that all of a sudden no one likes him when pre-Secret Wars he was basically the poochie of Marvel without the satisfying death scene.

>>87383484
I assume he's not this much of a dudebro douche in his ongoing.

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>>87384020
I can name at least one version of Cyclops who might enjoy that.

>>87384134
Nobody liked him pre-secret wars either. He's great and a precious treasure.

Someone link the storytime. I think the post dissapeared already

>>87384026
Issue #1 had them already online gamer buddies,
preexisting relationship... intellectual equals... both have green hair and hyperdense bodies...
Was it really so out of nowhere?

>>87384020
Nope, but every version of him is gonna fuck a redhead, a blonde or an alien, maybe a kebab too

>>87384323
I can assure you nobody will miss him when he's gone.

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So, I only glossed over Kamala's speech last issue. Is the Champions's deal that they...want to arrest villains instead of using deadly force? I really don't know what their angle is.

>>87384374
yes

also Cho has black hair you nerd

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>>87373265

>>87384134
I'm more angry because it fucks with Amadeus and Viv

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>>87373265

This seems relevant to the thread.

https://twitter.com/MarkWaid/status/793294726564749312

>Your opinion is duly noted. Sorry you don't care for it. Not every comic is for every reader. Have a nice night.

But i agree with >>87373287, it's impossible to tell who this is for and seems to be more concerned with pissing off fans like >>87372135 said.

>>87384791
>follow Twitter thread back
>huehuehuehue
I should have guessed.

And yeah, that seems to be a problem with a few of Marvel's books. The audience they're aiming for either doesn't exist or doesn't read comics as much as the writer would like to think.

>>87375764
>cho's dick is small so he has to hulk out for it to be normal sized

Is she fully functional though?

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>>87373139

>>87384461
literally >>hello fello kids

>>87370964

>>87385340
Vision was, he even "fathered" two imaginary devil-children with a Witch.
(who cares if those two kids look suspiciously like their uncle)
And he created his wife with intentions to marry her and live out all the aspects of married life with her.
So the basic design is intended to be functional.
So the question is if Vision is some sort of nutbag prude who would neuter his own children and create his daughter to be as smooth as a Ken doll?
Why would he be? He never struck me as an Evangelical.

>>87385491
This book is fucking trash

>>87384461

they're tired of all the hero vs hero shit and questions of do we kill and stuff so they're going back to basic heroics. No killing, working together as friends, saving the world.

>>87385677
Is this a parody of something?

>>87377946
>racist ass brown girl shitting on us pinkos

>>87385747
Only one of the best cartoons of all time, 'Over the Garden Wall'.... The sad part is though is that this parody comic is better than current Champions.

>>87385747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9shRivggSiM

>>87385836
>>87385850
Right! I knew I remembered it from somewhere. Trust /co/ to actually answer my question and not make me feel like a dingus

>>87373635
Got screen shots?

>>87386008
>>87385491

>>87381186
They're trying to use the idea that Sam, Miles, and Kamala are friends, but Sam consistently feels like a third wheel, partially because it's not like he ever appears in their books outside of this.
Hell, even in Champions 1 he made a crack about how he always has to go to THEM. Maybe it's just because the other books don't want to use him and the Nova book doesn't want to use either of them, but Miles has had as at least one guest appearance in Ms. Marvel, and she's done the same in Spider-Man.

>>87386071
but Sam was in that Ms. Marvel issue with Miles

>>87382111
>Even better I'd take boring 1 dimensional character over boring 1 dimensional character with a gimmick so that suddenly people can pretend it's a good character.

And enough of /co/ disagrees with you, and here's how you can find out.

Ask them if they prefer Miles or Sam.

>>87376898

That's not how it works. You have to be in a relationship to be cuckolded. Having your advances ignored/rejected in favor of someone else's is called being rejected, something I'm sure you're familiar with.

>>87386094
That was a cameo, at best.

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>>87386142
Yeah, there's a whole different messed up dynamic with the cucking phenomenon.

>>87378218
>Just give him the black comic geek personality. Smart but not a SUPER SCIENTIST, dreamer, falls for women completely out of his reach, jumps into adventure or wanders off from the group because he saw something interesting.
Sucks at the clever one liners and being social so he's a bit of a wall flower.
Isn't that just Static though?

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>>87373808
>Korean male not allowed to have white girlfriend
>white girlfriend
>white

>>87387337
Nah, static is a blurd who is clever and heroic and talkative. Basically the typical spiderman mold hero/adventurer/swash buckler type.

Miles would be the quiet wandering knight who means well, is down to earth enough to be the straightman to the lunacy around him, but still has flights of fancy and wonderment that lets him be awed by the amazing world around him.

>>87373139
So we'll be rid of a character who is both annoying and useless? How is this a bad thing?

>>87387426
Jeph Loeb will be looking for a new target very soon.
Nobody's is safe from his wrath.

>>87373808
Anon, that's not how race works.

>>87387491
I thought that Jeph Loeb was nearly done with Marvel Comics? And who can he target?

>>87387541
He was working mainly in the cartoon department when he started with Sam.
He's in the tv department now, but if he wanted to make a comic, I doubt they'd stop him.

>>87387511
I think most anons have a very hazy idea of how race works

>>87381628
According to Waid, when he and King were talking about his new take on Champions, King suggested adding Viv to the team. This was when Champions was announced, and a few months before Vision ended.

>>87373139
This is really channeling some feels here. This speaks to every nerd who came close to getting with a girl before a chad swoops in and deflowers her right there on the forest floor.

>>87387408
as someone who hates Miles because how boring he's been, I would love to write him
He could be really interesting I would depower his venom blast to Spider-Woman levels though

>>87385677
Lost.

SMALL

>>87373139
Vision have to tell Viv THE TALK (aka problems of have carnal intercourse with a unstable flesh being).

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>>87373139
>not awkward genius on Synthoid teen romance where the Synth struggles to truly comprehend romance or love

Once again I am disappointed in comics, it's like the Visions run never existed

>>87376949
This guy gets it

>>87373139
>a man in his 50's wrote this to happen

>>87373433
Anyone remember that guy who asked for this GIF but said analfuck her in the pussy?

>>87380317

That's Laura's arc though.

>>87376898
You spend too much time on /pol/
That's not cucking, that's simply being rejected. It sucks but that's how it goes

>>87373139
This...this is weird, right? Marvel is just getting weird?

>>87385677
This was better than the actual book

>>87390624
It's bizarre, poorly written schlock, yes

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>>87389381
Nigga you wish Sam and Kamala were that comfy.

>>87389351
>depower venom blast
Not that I disagree but Miles and Kamala are already the weakest members of this team.

>>87381553
Doesn't Sam have like a couple cute hotties in his book though?

>>87378439
>>87380697
Miles has become more the straight man in these situations. He's also less idealistic than Peter. Right now it seems he's the best check to Kamala going overboard and running away with the team.

>>87373139
That kiss looks really gross. Like they're trying to eat one another's mouths.

>>87390624
>>87390843
It's weird because Cho is the adult of the group kissing a one year old.

>>87384461
You know how in old timey comics, you'd have Superman or someone helping an old lady cross the street or teaching boy scouts how to tie knots?

It is the equivalent of that, but with internet activism and social justice.

That is what it is SUPPOSED to be anyway, it's just gonna be facepunching bad guys mostly I guess.

>>87386142
>something I'm sure you're familiar with.
That would require him to have the courage to ask someone out in the first place

>>87373139
SOCKET LOVERS REEEEE

>>87377754
Who have I become, my Swedish friend?

>>87373139
God, this looks and feels disgusting in every way. Cho can't into normal form anymore or what? It looks like if Billy have kissed Star Girl in Shazam form.

>>87391382
Well Cho is kinda too old either way being 19-20ish and Viv being programmed to be 15 and only actually being one as far as time is concerned.

>Cho can't into normal form anymore or what
He is normal most of the in his book but Waid didn't read that shit so he is hulk 100% of the time, plus he is a complete asshole.

>>87376880
If anything Miles is the cuck. He literally wrote a fanfiction of Kamala getting dicked by Nova.

>>87391520
Nah, Nova was just a third wheel in that one too.

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>>87381666
>Robbie likes to murder people
Just a little correction there, Mephisto.
Robbie doesn't like killing people, Eli does. So Robbie has to kill people to stop Eli from assuming direct control.

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>>87373139
Not until Robbie gets his tailpipe up her synthetic bum.

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>>87381908
>>87392799
I want Miles to use his Venom Strike on Robbie only for it to let Eli take control since he can do that whenever his nephew gets knocked out.

>>87373139
Hulk gonna smash!

>>87377946
That would be funny if she was taking the piss out of her.
And it wasn't a cut and paste padding for six panels what could have been done in two or three.

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>>87373257

>>87373433
Needs more vein.

>>87375588
Force.

>>87373139
>"I think this is my supervillain origin."

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>>87392799
How can he be Ghost Rider if he isn't possessed by Zarathos?

>>87393732
Because he is Ghost Rider Drive.

I know nothing about nova or sam, how potentially strong/powerful is he? Could he fuck shit up if he got fed up with being a punching bag?

>>87393732
His dead uncle was a Satanist.

>>87373257
This. I hate androids.

>>87393831
They said Black Helmets were stronger than Centurions, and a talented Centurion can knock out Thor and keep a Strontian pinned for a few hours.
He's supposed to lose everything when the helmet comes off, but in everything Waid has written with him that kind of gets ignored.

>>87377068
Ever since Duggan's run.

Mettle and HAZMAT was cuter.

...God, how long has it been since Avengers Academy?

>>87394113
thanks for reminding me you giant faggot

>>87385677
Okay, I'm slightly more okay with it now.

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>>87393732
Because he is not THE Ghost Rider, he is A Ghost Rider, and kinda of a honorary one at that already he isn't actually possessed by a Spirit of Vengeance.
Zarathos is still possessing Johnny Blaze, but there's more than one Spirit of Vengeance like the pic you posted shows, so I guess Danny Ketch is still out there doing his thing.

>>87386119
Get those statistics out of here are you oppressing me brah?

>>87373139
gross as fuck

>>87394016
/co/ always backs the cuck

>>87394349
Spider-Man, Mettle, Sam, Vision,

What comic and issue is this from? Champions #2 shouldn't be out until wednesday.

>>87394693
Based Scanbro saved people from wasting their money.

>>87394759
The whole thing or the last page? How do I find it?

>>87394836
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/87370964/

>>87394836
>>87370964

>>87394836
It's archived. You can literally find it right away if you google "champions 2 4chan".

>>87394883
>>87394900
>>87394915
Thanks, friends.

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>>87373265

>>87376331
keek

>>87381255
They did that a few years ago with a teen Vision and a teen "Hulk" and it was pretty good until Gillen got his hands on it so I don't see why they need to do that again so soon after.

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>>87373265

>>87390026
Buttfuck her in the pussy, good times man

>>87384290
Wtf i love Scott now!

>>87386071
Sam was in the last Miles issue

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>>87373433
Pretty well made.

>>87393831
He beat the Hulk via knocking him into orbit.

>>87373635
>>>/pol/

>>87373704
Childlike =/= An actual child. They are both teens.

>>87396883
Hulk also stood still that entire time.

>>87397191
Cho is an adult.

>>87397456

19 and 16 i think are the ages.

>>87397191
Anon probably got confused because the size difference here is so massive. I get the appeal of Amazonian snu snu or tiny girls and that picture goes past that into fetish territory. She's halfway to tinkerbell size in comparison to him.

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>>87397023
Why?

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>>87373265
this fuckin' guy

>>87373139
The Asians and their Sex Robots

>>87396883
Are you referring to Sam? He used some wiring/cables to wrap around and drag Hulk to space and left him there. That's not really knocking him into orbit. We didn't see what happened next but Hulk eventually found his way down to earth since the vacuum of space isn't really a problem, it's the lack of gravity and footing.

Speaking of Asians under what mechanics does Dr. Druid use to turn into an Asian guy? I don't know him other than "that old looking dude who was in a couple of Avengers comics someone story timed"

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>>87373265