How's your Halloween going, /co/?

>>87368440
Dead wife lol

His wife dying was the funniest part of his career, its the joke that never stops getting a laiugh

>Not going as a Ghostbuster.

Come on Patton you defended them so voraciously.

Can't have a fun thread without shitheads these days.

Patton Oswalt's wife died?

>>87368440
Just got back from work. Going to watch spooky movies with my SO

>>87368440
Went to a party on Saturday, just chilling today.

>>87369074
I get it, it's like the bible

life is precious, and God

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>wanted to go as Dale Gribble for Halloween
>found everything, the aviators, the Mack Truck hat, watch, EXCEPT a brown short sleeve button up
>ended up with a stomach virus on Friday
>couldn't go to Halloween parties over the weekend, probably can't do shit tonight even if I did have a costume
>have to work tomorrow anyway
>can't spend the night watching spoopy movies with my gf because anything scarier than fucking Beetlejuice will give her nightmares
I've had better days.

>>87368602
What ever happened about that, Did he make any comment about the movie after it released.

I only remember him ranting about AVGN just because he didn't want to see the movie.

>>87369122
make her watch something scary so if you shit your pants, she will too

>>87369144
Don't think he mentioned it again since the movie was a pile.

>>87369015

can't the guy even have a halloween with his daughter without you assholes making fun of his wife's death?

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>work nights
>used a vacation day on Halloween because Halloween is important
>realize all my friends and roommates work nights too
>Hallerween alone

Oops.

I've got the house set up all nice, did up a whole bunch of pumpkins and now I'm waiting for trick or treaters. I've got a Halloween treasure chest and full sized candy bars.

I guess its ok but its a little lonely.

>>87369278
If he wasn't constantly saying asinine things on social media nobody would give a fuck what he does, guy made his bed now let him sleep in it

>>87369327
>full sized candy bars
Holy shit dude, you are a BALLER.

>>87369227
looked it up

sad desu

>>87368440

That's gotta be sad, the first halloween without her mum.

Fuck, I just have to become a better son no matter what, fuck I'm wasting time...

>>87369327
>tfw no trick-or-treaters because live in a flat
>no friends in this city so no parties
Going to be a shitty Halloween

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>>87369357
Thanks man. I figure if i'm going to contribute to childhood obesity I might as well go all out.

Last year we also answered the door in scary costumes so if we didn't have full sized candy I think a lot of those kids wouldn't have even come up the walk.

>>87369413
I'm sorry. Maybe there's a nice Halloween stream you can join in on?

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Went to the Renaissance festival dressed as Nick and Judy. Now I'm at work and can't dress up tonight because the gf will be at work.

>>87369508
Yeah, I'm going to get my spook on online

Spooky Halloween to you

>>87368538
Fucking home run chipperson

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>>87368440

>>87368440
cooking dinner and listening to Halloween music

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>>87368440
Currently stuck at work, night-time with the gf will be netflix&chill with fondue. A couple of spooky movies, cheese&chocolate and then fug like rabbits.
We did the costume thing friday&saturday.

>>87369338
>I'm triggered, so now I have to make fun of his dead wife

Great justification.

>>87369979
>with the gf
What website did you order it from?

>>87368440
Working. Also just got a phone call from the repair shop that my transmission is fucked and it will be $2700+ for repairs.

So I'm working to death, and my car died. Overall the current shittiness of my life is matching up well with the themes of the holiday.

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>>87369985
Talk shit, get hit

>>87369583
I'm impressed

>>87368440
first halloween I can legally drink in, so probably go bar hopping in costume. Maybe watch the original blob afterwards.
maybe do some belated monster movie marathon in November
but who knows? the night's young

>broke my main computer's windows os and had to send it to the local tech place to see if they can fix it because I know jack shit about computers
>hoping they don't end up having to wipe my hd because I'm obsessive about my saved images and my own drawings, plus all my programs and video game mods
>anxiety kicked into overload, feels like a pit in my stomach

Pretty fucking awful if you ask me.

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Cute

>don't work Mondays so I can't come to the office dressed up
>friends are all working so no partying
feels bad man. Went to a Harry Potter party last weekend that a friend was hosting but I don't really care for HP much so it was more about chilling with friends

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>ITT satanists
go worship the devil in hell and ask jesus to forgive you

>>87371071
If you don't dress up you're basically welcoming evil spirits into your home

Enjoy the Devil's cock up your ass

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>>87371140
>what the bible say vs what a bunch of schizophrenic puritans made up in order to burn women who cheated on their husbands.
I better trust the bible on this

>>87368440
I have no friends and the day off work, so I'm going to turn off all the lights, pretend I'm not home, and watch Netflix.
Haven't decided what to watch.

>>87369338
>guy has opinion on a shitty movie, better mock his dead wife

I know "you're just as bass as the sjws" is a meme, but you're just as bad as the sjws.

>>87368473
>>87368517
You genuinely deserve to die in real life.

>>87371389
>Haven't decided what to watch.
It's Halloween. Clearly you should be watch horror movies.

I recommend Grave Encounters.

>>87371293
>he knows too much

shut it down

>>87370074
He later apologized for that though.
Why be a cunt to the guy? He's just trying to keep halloween special for his daughter after her mom died.

>>87371468
Don't like horror movies. Saw a thread saying Kung Fu Panda 3 is on it now, so I was considering that since I haven't seen it.

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>>87371532
>"Don't like horror movies."
>Not liking things based off of their genre
>Not wanted to get into the spirit of Halloween
No wonder you don't have any friends. I wouldn't want to spend Halloween with you either.

>>87371510
>He later apologized for that though.
Sauce?

>>87371627
Pretty sure the reason I don't have friends is because I stay inside watching tv and reading comics instead of talking to people.

>>87369144
They stopped paying him

>>87371715
Yeah, and maybe the reason you don't talk to people is because deep down inside you know you'll say something stupid like "I don't like horror movies" on Halloween. So instead you stay inside watch TV and reading comics.

ded wife

>>87368473
>>87368517
>>87371871
This is some real low-effort "humor."

Grown ass people still give a damn about Halloween? Also dead wife.

>>87371935

Humor? People are just stating facts, anon. Don't be such a dead wife.

>>87371942
All the millions of adults going to Halloween parties, taking kids trick-or-treating, etc. would seem to indicate so.
Idiot.

>>87371510
He apologized because he got trolled to hell, he didn't do it because he was genuine

RAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE, BRING ME A MIDGET COMEDIAN WHO DIDN'T KILL HIS FAT WIFE

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>>87371935
Don't talk to me or my dead wife's son ever again.

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>>87368440

Gonna go trick or treating. I'm gonna dress up as Patton Oswald's wife.

>>87371871
ebin

>>87371715
But anon, you're talking to people RIGHT NOW.

>>87372024

Oh, I understand theme parties, but this thread indicate as if Halloween is still special past 10.

I want /tv/ to leave.

>>87368440

Why is that girl so sad?

>>87372176
she's Raven

>>87372176

Her mom got lost on the way back home. She'll be back soon.

>>87372207

Right. Isn't she the Teen Titan with no mom?

>>87371459
It's not a meme when its true.

>>87372161
I want /co/mblr to leave

>>87372161

You're a big poster.

>>87372161

Alright, we'll leave FOR YOU.

>>87370267
Lol fag I'm chilling while being investigated by the fbi and you're stressing over some dumb ass pics and mods.

>>87372259
Not sure what you're getting at

>>87371468
>watching found footage shit

>>87372344

ded mum

>>87371293
None of that was in the bible or made up by the puritans.

>>87372338
>while being investigated by the fbi
For what?

>>87370267

One, you could have saved everything in a flash drive. Two, lol dis a stupid nigga, he tech retarded. Three, have fun in jail.

>>87370267
>Giving your computer to a business
>Even if nothing's illegal on it

You fucking idiot.

>>87372405

Not that anon but

>I'm obsessive about my saved images and my own drawings

Have fun in prison, anon. They do not take to kindly to child diddlers.

>>87372405
Just some bullshit I had no part in. Fuckers can't make a case stick on my brother so they're bring that shit down my way. Don't matter though I never did nothing.

>>87372489
Not THAT anon, but inmates don't actually think that 2D drawn pictures are the real things, do they?

Usually any cases about that are never heard from again from "journalists" because there's always settlements outside of court.

>>87372489
Actually they do take very kindly to them, as per the law they can't be held with the general population so they have a big comfy wing all to themselves with extra security and better food.

Anon will be hanging out with other diddlers, white-collar criminals and former cops.

>>87372527
2D ain't illegal in America anon so I wouldn't know but if your a baby fucker or they even think you are your ass is in some major trouble.

>>87370267

Yeah, they are gonna wipe everything. They don't fix shit. They delete fucking everything and put a new operating system. I hope you got a flash drive. Also computers are the easiest thing to do by yourself. I can't believe there are people who still pay dumb minimum wage idiots to "fix" their computer. You have to be the dumbest person on the planet.

>>87372403
*There shall not be found among you anyone who burns his son or his daughter as an offering, anyone who practices divination or tells fortunes or interprets omens, or a sorcerer or a charmer or a medium or a necromancer or one who inquires of the dead, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord. And because of these abominations the Lord your God is driving them out before you. You shall be blameless before the Lord your God,

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>>87371071
>tfw my sister is like this
>tfw she's going to her church to help with the "hell house" tonight
>tfw the "hell house" is meant to show everyone how awful hell is and say "this is what's in store for you if you don't repent"

>>87372527

It's America, anon. They see it like that no matter what.

>>87372583

And you know this how?

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>>87372592
>2D ain't illegal in America anon
Only it is if they want it to be. And if you're a man.

If you just have 2D, they'll plant the real stuff on you, or like in the case of that dude who imported loli manga, just do it to make an example of you.

>>87372603
I tried to fix my computer. It's been nearly a year and I still can't figure out how to install the operating system I bought on the new hard drive I got.

>>87372644
That was Canada nigga.

>>87372669

I don't know what to tell you, buddy. Also all of your shit is gone. They wipe out everything and put in a new operating system.

>>87372705
I'm a different guy. I kept my old hard drive in case I ever learn how to get the files from it.

>>87372748
If it's been reformatted you can recover most stuff off it, as long as it's not been overwritten

>>87372772
It just stopped working. I can't remember exactly what it said because that was a year ago, but I remember it made a clicking noise.

>>87372679
I tought that was Australia.

>spent most of the morning writing an essay due for a class at noon
>awkward meeting with a girl I made out with on Friday
>the Kerascoet books I ordered came in the mail today
>probably gonna spend most of today working/procrastinating

not too bad, really

I'm gonna be in the "turn the lights off and pretend I'm not home" crowd because for the last three or four years 95% of the trick or treaters in my neighborhood have been teenagers in street clothes and I ain't having that shit.

I've had a few horror movies on tap that I've been meaning to watch for a while, so I'll probably pick one and chill out with it.

>>87372289
>>87372319
You guys are cool, you can stay.

>>87372281
It's not a Tumblr thing to have a sliver of human decency and respect.

>>87368440
I'd like to do something for Halloween but there isn't any kids around this oart of the city and everyone is working or recently moved elsewhere.

I've lived in this house for six years and have never gotten a single trick or treater.

Joke's on them, I give out full size candy bars.

>tumblr being edgy on Patton Oswalt
why cant all of tumblr kill themselves instead of the select few faggots? is tumblr being edgy because they have daddy issues and will never have a dad that's into /co/ stuff as Patt?

>>87371071
>>87372636

ya know what's really going to put a damper on some of my halloween this is year is I just learned this year that the fire and brimstone part of my religious upbringing isn't even in the bible.

I've been traveling for the last 2 weekends and this is the first weekend I have to get the pile of school work I've put off, done. In other words I'm dressing up as a college student who needs to write a paper and speech in 1 night plus take some quizzes

>>87373182
Yeah, it tends not to be. I don't mean to be "that guy," but religious leaders are just people that want control over where some of the social momentum in their area is going (e.g, deciding you don't like video games, so now "Jesus doesn't like video games, my flock!") and organized religion serves as a tool for parents to control their kids. I think probably the vast majority of "religious" parents actually just like how easy Jesus makes it to get their kids to do what they want their kids to do.

>Spent the whole day sleeping
>My country only does Halloween with parties, and they all were Saturday, so no scaring trick or treaters
>Fought with the ex-gf there too because she said that no matter how much she loves me and thinks i'm the love of her life when she's sober, whenever she gets drunk she notices we have no future together
>Decided to use the day to finish the artwork i have to exhibit in a few days but i'm too sad to do anything other than watch movies or sleep
It's been pretty shitty, but at least i have a plague doctor costume now, so it's kinda cool i guess

>>87373169
I really don't think Tumblr is to blame here, Anon.

>>87373182
> I just learned this year that the fire and brimstone part of my religious upbringing isn't even in the bible.
but it is on the bible, that's sodoma and gomorrah for you, but preachers use it almost for everything since it describes a city of sin and a society of degeneracy, and since god didn't promise he won't do it again like he did when the flood happened people expect he will do it again when he gets pissed enough.

>>87373389
>she said that no matter how much she loves me and thinks i'm the love of her life when she's sober, whenever she gets drunk she notices we have no future together
Wow, what a bitch. Dumper her when she's stone sober.

>>87373559
Hell, that's what some people said 9/11 was.

>>87373591
they also said jet beans can't melt steel fuel, but who knows...maybe that guy in the subway claiming that god told him to gather all the cats he can and leave the city is not that crazy after all

>>87373564
We haven't been together for a few weeks now, but we decided to go out on halloween because we promised to always stay together on halloween
It's fucking retarded that i'd go out with her after we stopped dating, especially now that it's still fresh as fuck, but i really thought it'd be at least fun

>>87369583
Nice black gf senpai

>>87373785
Fuck, man, that sounds painful. I'm sorry you've gotta go through it.

Bored, stuck waiting to get home, have nothing to do tonight. Woo.

Is it wrong to fap on Halloween?

>>87374428
Extra sinful

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>>87374456

>>87374515
halloween lewdness is pretty good lewdness

>>87368440
Watching the Babadook with a friend.
When does it get good?

>>87374456

Hm. Might risk it anyway.

>>87373785
Been there bro, first time I broke up with my gf she wanted to still be friends and keep talking

Nah

Clean break that shit, you can be friends later after there aren't feelings and sadness there anymore

>>87374609
Depends on if it's your style or not. Ending's weak either way, though.

Reminder Patton Oswalt is the Golden State Killer

>>87369754
SMKKKK
I know fukin got that cock sucka

>>87371293
>I better trust the bible on this
>believing in a collecting of stories told by illiterate bronze age goat herders.

ISHYGDDT

>>87375241
>believing in tales told by retarded incestuous herpes infected english pilgrims afraid of their own shadow.
ISHAGGYSCOOBYDOO

>>87370074
>Talk shit, get hit
>Translation: I'm a bitch who can only mock the dead

>>87368473
that's some real dedication to Halloween.

I expected people posting they are having a good time, posting their cosplays, and enjoying themselves

Apparently, it turned into a circlejerk of hatred.

ded wife

>>87376291
Doing a quiet night in. Having a good time, enjoying myself. Will be having even more fun later though x

Hope you're having a good one x

>>87376291
This.

I'm eating candy from the candy bowl. Kids will start coming for their candy in about fifteen minutes. It'll be good fun.

>>87370074
Aren't you the same people who are constantly calling James a cuck?

>>87371935
Fuck off tumblr.

I'm edgy. If you don't like being around egy people than go back to your little "hug box" thanx

>black t shirt with foam Green Lantern duct taped on
>foam GL ring
>foam mask styled after Kyle Rayner's

I work in a mall so I'm just chilling here at the store handing out candy and shooting the shit with my neighbors. Pretty comfy.

>>87376592
>I'm edgy
That's your problem. Nobody likes edgelords besides other edgelords.

>>87372032
>He apologized because he got trolled to hell, he didn't do it because he was genuine

This is literally what SJWs do.

well i got out of work around 3
sadly i cant go out since my family is scared of those clown faggots

at least i have all the materials for my next year costume

hope you are doing better /co/

>>87376691
No they don't, not unless they're being trolled with accusations of racism/misogyny etc.

And stop abusing the word literally, it hasn't done anything to you.

>>87376291
>it turned into a circlejerk of hatred.
Everyone is acting a little. . . ghoulish. MMWAH-HA-HA!

I dyed a pumpkin up like an Easter egg and put real antlers on it. Fire is involved, but not in the way you expect.

>>87369122
You get invited to Halloween parties *and* you have a girlfriend.

You have a much better life than a lot of us.

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>knock on door
>3 people there
>"Trick or Treat"
>"Do you have any candy"

would have been cute...if it weren't for the fact that I live on campus and those 3 people were college students

>>87374609
the credits

Screaming children and a mental mom do not make a scary movie