Fuck/Marry/Kiss

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Fuck Sam
Marry Alex
Kiss Clover

Fuck clover
Marry Sam
Kiss Alex

Someone please start posting the gifs and webms

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>>87366339

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>>87366355

Why is Sam best girl?

>>87366386
Alex*

>>87366386
because you're wrong its actuallyl Alex

>>87366403
actually** fuck you it's too early to type.

fuck clover
marry alex
kiss sam

Marry Alex
Fuck Clover
Kiss Sam

Fuck Sam
Marry clover
Divorce clover after a few years
Start things up with clover again
Meet Alex while dating clover again
Kiss marry AND fuck Alex
Die together

>>87366355
To quote Mystery Men: "my pants seem to be getting tighter too"

>>87366440
This guy gets it.

Fuck passion patties clover
Marry alex, fed a steady diet of passion patties
Kiss sam with passion patties laced lip balm

>>87366386
Because she is hot like all of them, but is intelligent so most likely to be a success in life.
Also she doesn't talk about fashion and makeup most of the time so conversation might be actually good.

>>87366496
I want pattyfags to leave

>>87366260
Fuck Mandy
Marry Alex
Kiss Clover

Last two can swap places because I love both. I never cared for Sam.

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Kiss Clover.
Fuck Mandy.
Marry Samantha.

>>87366260
Fuck Brown
Marry blonde
Kiss redhead

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>>87366260
Fuck Clover
Marry Alex
Kiss Sam

everyone knows that Alex is best girl

There needs to be a gritty, serious Totally Spies reboot where the three are clones of their mothers and infused with the Spy Gene(a real thing from canon), trained from childhood to be hardened assassins.

>>87366260
Kiss Clover
Flip a coin over Sam and Alex.

>>87366260
Kiss, fuck and marry Mandy

>>87367321
>this is a real thing that actually happened
Fuck you, Marathon.

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>>87367253
I would watch that

assuming its also still about 3 girls getting into kinda silly and kinda sexy strange situations

>>87367368
its probably the only good episode in season 5

>>87367402
>assuming its also still about 3 girls getting into kinda silly and kinda sexy strange situations
Did you miss the "gritty and serious" part, or are you just too much of a retard to properly comprehend a sentence?

>>87367435
>TS without fetish fuel
what's the fucking point then

>>87367253
Ive had so many edgy ideas for this shit its autistic
>Girls are presented with a scenario where they have to kill to save the world
>jerry orders them to do it
>Alex outright refuses
>Sam volunteers, but chickens out at the last second, doesnt have the guts to kill one to save many
>clover is the one to do it
>she ends up hating herself for it, but gets promoted and starts going on more dangerous solo missions
then at some point:
>girls are transported to the "future"
>world is pretty shit, woohp is at war with some terrorist group
>leader of the group used an old woohp time machines to kidnap the girls and kill them, hopefully securing his future
>girls are rescued by future clover, who is now the director of woohp,(jerry is dead) with a nick fury demeanor (eyepatch, coat, etc.)
>trio has been disbanded, clover tries to get them back together so they can send the young ones back to their time
>sam is retired but willing to help
>alex is mostly machine now after a terrorist attack left her near death
>they figure out that the girls are not actually from there past, but another universe.
>the device used has bothe space and time coordinates, terrorist leader mistook it for a time machine.
>all 6 go to steal it back, old clover is killed in the process, tells her younger self to stop being so edgy if she doesn't want to end up like her
>they go back, clover is scarred for life after seeing herself die, and they make precautions to make sure that future does not come to pass for them.
honestly, the series is better off dead than with any reboots. we've seen what they did to ppg

>runs into a guy carrying books and knocks him over
>calls him a loser and tells him to watch where he's going

Why do like people like Sam? She's a douche. Marry Alex, fuck Clover, kiss Britney, kill Sam.

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>>87366260
Fuck Alex
Marry Mandy
Kill everyone else
Pet-play Puppy Girl Britney.

>>87366260

What episode is this from?

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FUN FACT!

This show will have first aired 15 years ago on Thursday
Does it hurt?

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Fuck Sam
Marry Alex
Kiss Clover's feet

>>87368022
a little bit
IT WAS A GOOD SHOW

>Lets make a kids cartoon about 3 hot young spys
>Won't the creeps on the internet inevitably sexualize them?
>You're right! Lets put a different fetish in every episode, so they become die hard fans and support the show!

Fuck Alex
Marry Clover
Kiss Sam

Turn all 3 of them into my willing cum dumpsters, spend the rest of our lives raising our huge collective family.

>Waifuing characters with little to no personality at all.

>>87366260
Fuck Alex
Marry Sam
Kiss Clover

>>87368439
>Smart and educated
>Athletic and naive
>Fashion and boy obsessed
>all 3 like fasion and boys enough to be best friends
seems fine to me

>>87368354
This but replace "willing" with "sexually brainwashed"

>>87368558
nah man willing is much hotter, they gotta want it after the years of fetish fuel

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Tag up, Mandy /co/mrades

I get to fuck my wife right?

Fuck Alex
Kiss Clover
Marry Sam (then fuck her forever)

>>87368930
Of course anon, that's one of the perks of marriage.

>>87366286
This anon gets it.

Marry, Kiss and Fuck Mandy.

>>87368439
To be fair, that applies to most of the characters /co/ makes waifus out of.

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>>87368439
Are you saying the Spies don't have personalities, because that would be silly.

I actually prefer Sam because of her personality, intelligent, educated, sensible, cultured, polite, respectful, classy, well-spoken and her being beautiful and having dat voice is just a bonus.

If I was going for pure looks I'd go for Mandy.

PERSONALITY
Sam > Alex > Britney > Clover > Mandy
LOOKS
Mandy > Britney > Sam > Clover > Alex

>>87368644
Pretty much this. Not trashing your fetish>>87368558 but if it's all built on a lie like hypnosis it becomes significantly less hot.

>>87368930
>>87369469
why must anons lie to other anons like this? there's a reason half of all marriages end in divorce...

>>87372014
Just make sure to take precautions before jumping into a life time commitment in order to prevent being one of the 1 in 2

>>87368022
So in a couple more years it'll be legal to fap to, aaayyy?

>>87366260
all in that order lmao

Fuck the brown one
Marry the blonde one
Kiss the red one

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>this fucking episode

why would you give me a fetish that will never be satiated? fucking frenchies.

fuck clover
marry sam
kiss alex

>>87366260
What perfect shot.
Especially with Sam out of the focus of the image.

>>87367321
Yes, Martin has best tastes he's an Alex guy.
>TFW he drops Clover faster than a bad habit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Alex is totally a bro tier lady. Kiss, Fuck, and Marry Alex what can I say I'm a one spy woman guy.

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>>87366355
Did her skirt turned into shorts?

>>87372957
what episode is this?

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>marry Britney

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Fuck Clover
Marry Alex
Kiss Sam

>>87366386
That's a weird way to spell Alex.

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>>87374370
It's a strange world in which they live.

>>87366386
Because mind control fetish

>>87374395
Animal World

>>87374486
>everybody forgot about her

>>87366260
Ballsdeep the ginger
Marry the blondie
Kill the monkey

>>87368836
Red one reporting in

>>87368439
The only character with absolutely zero personality in this show was Brittany (which come to think of it, may have been intentional)

Sam, Alex, Clover, and Mandy all had personalities, albeit; they were admittedly rather generic ones.

>>87374987
>Monkey

Latina's aren't Monkeys silly anon

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>>87366260
Simple.
Marry Sam
Fuck Clover
Kiss Alex... quickly and shallowly, followed by a set of three lip dis-infections.

>>87367321
whats the crossover with?

Fuck Clover because she seems like she'd have the most experience

Marry Alex because she's the best girl with the best personality and hobbies

Kiss Sam because meh

>>87366260
fuck clover
kiss sam
mary alex

>>87368022
> this show is old enough to fap to itself

>>87366286
agreed anon with good taste

bonus points if it's Alex under the effects of Bulky Bars

I'm surprised they allowed this to air on American TV. I thought Americans are sensitive to kinky shit.

>>87381474
>I thought Americans are sensitive to kinky shit.

I haven't watched the show in years, but I think they tone it down or try to not play it off as pandering to fetishes.

>I'm surprised they allowed this to air on American TV.

Not only that, but back when it was first aired, it was marketed to girls.

>>87366260

Fuck the Blonde, marry the Redhead, Kiss chocolate.

>>87366260
Kiss Sam
Fuck Mandy
Marry Alex
Kill Clover

>>87366518
Aw c'mon

>>87366260
Alex
Alex
Alex

>>87381643
Disregarding the fetish stuff that only we notice, this really was a great show for girls. The overall point was that a girl can be smart, clever, heroic, strong, etc AND like girly stuff (makeup, boys, fasion, etc).

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Fuck Clover
Marry Sam
Kiss Alex

>>87366260

Fuck them all
Marry them all
Make them kiss each other.

>>87367446
...was that a giant clam?

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>>87385609
It was a normal sized clam that was hit with a growth ray.

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>No panties.

why is clover such a Exhibitionist

>>87385763
>alex's hair
oh season 1, you silly!

>its a Marvin Mystery fucks his sister episode

>>87385793
>hands not restrained
>gets gadget to "free" herself
This is the same tier as spider-man breaking the window then just opening it

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member that one time Sam was an undercover mime

>>87376218
Another Canadian show Martin Mystery. really good cartoon

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>>87385930

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Ha nice mini reference.

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S-stupid anon its not like i wanted to dress up for you or anything.

Does anyone else find it odd that the series doesn't have as much porn and fetish art as you would suspect it to have?

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>>87386520
another show that suffers from Wrong time frame syndrome. Season 1 was 2001, Season 5 ended in 2008 Imagine all of the fanart that would surface if the show premiered nowadays.

>>87385764
Sam is best girl confirmed.

Never saw the show and i'm thinking of Watching it.

Is it as Cringey as the Webms make it out to be?

>>87386687
its not very good to watch
very repetitive and only really good if your bored and/or want to fap
they arent bad but as it progresses it makes less sense

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>>87386687
The stories are very average not alot of them stick out that much. if you've ever seen kim possible the stories are a similar structure except they dont have much in terms of running continuity like KP.

its pretty much a Teen girl problem\Villian of the week show.

>>87386824
How is the show on terms if Waifus

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>>87386906
waifus for everyone. even the background\One shot girls are bretty gud.

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>>87374820
The one right answer.