Homestuck

>>87347005
No really, but she had one of the best lands.

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>>87347005
She would've been if Hussie bothered to write for her.

>>87347351
This. She had potential but she got shafted like everything else towards the end. She never got her chance.

No, fuck. She never even had potential.

These threads should be called /hssg/ - Homestuck Survivors Support Group

>>87347005

Better than Roxy or Dirk.

We're gonna be waiting a couple months at least for the true ending aren't we?

>>87347596
Bait.

>>87347717
It could take far longer if the TV show turns out to be the mandatory New Game+.

>>87347005
Who?

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>>87339323
>>87339339
>>87339366
>wake up and refresh the thread I was looking at last night
>see this
Thanks /hst/, you're always an inspiration

>>87348031
fuck off, traitor

Let's be positive for a change. Has Homestuck inspired you to do something creative, to make a fan work or something original? Tell us about it.

>>87348084
>Jokes are sign of being traitorous.
Fuck off, sperg.

>>87348031
Maybe she threw John, granting him the sweet release of death

>>87348130
>Let's be positive for a change. Has Homestuck inspired you to do something creative, to make a fan work or something original?
Yes, I have.
Nah, there's nothing that'd come from that.

>>87347005
FAT TITS

Like all alpha kids she was spoiled

>Let's just turn these kids into whiny angst-monsters before doing anything else with them. That will totally connect the audience with them!
>And then I'll have them all be absolutely terrible friends to Jake who is in the process of having a huge breakdown
>After they hold him responsible for not living up to the pedestal they put him on
That entire quest bed scene put such a shit awful taste in my mouth towards Hussie's writing. There wasn't a single alpha-kid unsullied. Even Roxy was a shitty friend.

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So of all the characters who make it into the new universe at the end of the story (lets include Aradia/Sollux/Vriska for fun), who is the most likely one to go rogue and turn on the rest?

>>87347549
>>87348278
Hey Kanayaposter, post Porrim for a change.

>>87348342
>Like all alpha kids she was spoiled
>Two grew up in the apocalypse.

>>87348344
john

>>87347005
I liked her, but she ended up getting lost in the shuffle.

>>87348344
Vriska. Easy.

so now that the credits prove rose is black will this reflect in fanart more

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>>87348349
I only have images of Kanaya.

>>87348344
END YOUR PATHETIC LIFE

>>87348408
Okay. Do you have any unusual ships of her? Or AUs? Spice it up, man.

>>87348364
That's an odd way to interpret that. Spoiled quality wise anon. Not like spoiled with stuff.

Unless you're joking and I autismo'd up.

>>87347005
She had the potential to be, but she wasn't

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>>87348450
Ugh, I have some au Kanayas and some crack ships.

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>>87348084
I've just been playing Overwatch anon

>>87348464
Oh, my bad.

>rose leaves her wife and grubs to join a gang to beat up a pre-teen
what did hussie mean by this

>>87348679
All the beta kids just want to escape the credits.

>>87348679
sex with kanaya is that bad

>>87348413
>Karkat trying to be edgy
>holds a plastic gun and tries to rob a bank
>no one takes him seriously
>Dave and Jade beg him to come back home

>>87348814
so why did rose stay with kanaya for 5 years and marry her?

>>87348764
why would jade and dave want to leave their porch troll behind

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>>87348578
Titanfall 2 is better

>>87348846
Clearly an eternity trapped inside four small boxes was more pleasant than life in the new world.

>>87348912
Is It Really Rose
Is It Really Better Than Being With Me And Our Grubs

I AM GOING TO FLIP OVER ARADIA WHILE SHE SLEEPS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

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>>87349226
cute

Is the most recent update the last one ever? I feel like it was a pretty shitty ending, and I actually liked the original ending

>>87349269
no thats just the credits. we still need the epilogue

>>87349269
Not only are you too retarded to read newsposts but you also have shit taste. Get out.

Is there evidence that the female slave Mindfang mentions in her journal was the Dolorosa?

>>87347005
UNNNHHHHH THICK

>>87349402
doc said it was her

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>>87349337
>A link to a Snapchat account
I'm not gonna download Snapchat just for this shit

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>>87347005
She's trying to be one. With John missing...

>>87349451
It just contains the first few images of the credits that were also put out on Snapchat before credits was uploaded

>>87348397
How so?

>>87349463
Isn't a 100 000 boondollars a shit sum of money?

>>87349226
More please

>>87349659

Pretty much, at least for the heroes. Dave was pulling in trillions, if memory serves. But it's a lot for consorts, I think.

>>87349647
she left her wife and kids to help a gang beat up a preteen

>>87349659
Not for consorts or carapacians

She was a fat character.

FUCK I missed the big day

John doesn't even get to beat any villain himself
He never has his final battle
He just gets trapped in the juju and maybe comes Back to maybe just go in the black hole
John loses.


Also speaking of the black hole, if it's supposed to destroy Sburb or whatever, would that not also affect Universe C, which is the Cherub universe and is also affected by Sburb?

>>87349691
Dave was also manipulating the stock market via cheating

Wait so Roxy just fucks off to another kingdom with Callie and never sees John again except on birthdays? There wasn't even one token straight ship?

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How long will it last? It's not like they're REALLY lesbians.

I read old TSO articles and made myself sad. Hussie's passion and humor are just gone.

>>87350092
some carapaces smuggle alcohol into the kingdom and everything falls apart

>>87350092
That poser program is a fucking mess to try and figure out

>>87350092
>not like they're REALLY lesbians.
What did he mean by this?

>>87350179
It's only a matter of time before a proper dick comes along and reminds them of their true nature.

>>87350179

Kanaya has never seen a penis. Once she does her female instincts and need to breed kick in.

All Space Players are instinctively cock-hungry sluts.

Think of a prolific Homestuck fan-artist or fanfiction writer. Somebody whose name would stick out in a list of names to you, and who you would immediately associate with the Homestuck fandom.

Got one? Good.

Go find out what they're doing now, and see if they were even aware of the Credits update.

>>87350210
>>87350214
The question is...who will be the one to break things off?

>>87350233

>implying they won't give their first guy a double blowjob followed by letting him fuck them both and mashing their vulva together to form a pressure-sensitive mass of pussy

>>87350233
both. they are both cheating with each other with john

>>87348408
Kanaya-poster i've heard of you from many Homestuck threads, and i have two questions.

1) Are you one person or are you just a random anon carrying on the legacy of the Kanaya poster?
2) Why do you love Kanaya so much?

>>87350268
>Cheating on your spouse with a depressed hermit.
The perfect crime.

>>87350224
I haven't seen Xamag post in months but I'm sure she was aware of the credits and disappointed

>>87350337
every so often rose or kanaya will leave and go to john to get the dick. one night kanaya gets a craving and leaves not realizing rose is already gone. she gets to john's house and see's john fucking rose

>>87349259
where's the rest

What happened to John again?

>>87350487
he's stuck at home

Does Hussie still make any money off of this? How dead is the fandom?

>>87350487
Nothing. At all.

>>87350179
Rose is a transgender man. It's canon now you can't take it back.

>>87350523
no
very

>>87350487
he gathers his friends to beat up a preteen and gets stuck in a house for millenia

>>87350556
no kanaya is the trans one. well so is rose. but kanaya is the trans guy.

>>87350342
xamag was credited in the credits

>>87350307
I wondered what you've heard of me, but ok, here are your two answers.
1) I'm just one (1) person, I doubt that anyone would like to carry my legacy.
2) I've already answered this before but I'll answer it again, I like Kanaya because I love her design, specially her hair, I find her dialogue is hilarious and I find her to be one of the only truly likable trolls who I’d actually want to hang out with in real life. And she's also my waifu.

>>87350575
that just means they did art in the comic overall

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>>87350507
>>87350515
>>87350524
>fucked over by the universe
>dad dies
>no one cares about you anymore
>you'll dubiously be chained for life in a loveless relationship with a fat spiderbitch
>assuming she isn't DAOOTS
>Never got the d from Roxy.
>her gf's brother texts you on a regular basis to tell you to kill yourself
>you're immortal so you can't really do that.

Being John is suffering.

>>87350629
>And she's also my waifu.
Rose don't you have thousands of grubs to take care of

>>87350638
>Never got the d from Roxy.
>got the d
>from roxy
>got the d
>roxy
>d
>roxy
huh?

>>87350674
They're gods, anything goes.

>>87350696
the only girl with a penis is rose

Hussie will probably never make anything again

>>87350786
what about the sweet bro and hella jeff masterpiece he is spending all his time on

>>87349463
>a cyberpunk au where cyberdeck cowboy john is on the run from the enforcers of the shady ceo of crockermegacorp
>there are rumors the ceo has been hiding evidence of a coming alien invasion of earth
>some say she is even in cahoots with the aliens
>cybernetically enhanced polydrug addict known as "roxy razors" saves john and offers him a job with her twin employers, mr. timaeus and mr. aure
>together they uncover the plot of an ai of unclear origin
>called "s/urb", the ai seems to be behind several threads of events that are now converging towards its mysterious goal
>on their way they meet
>roxy's older sister, an astronomer and occultist who says she's been contacted by an alien force distinct from and more powerful than the invaders
>a sentient human-dog hybrid woman created in an secret experiment who can see glimpses of the future when jacked into cyberspace
>a friend from john's past, a hip hop artist who is an expert in data compression
>a traveling spy and male prostitute who can seduce anyone

>>87350738
>not thinking all the girls have huge, musky penises.

>>87350807
Hussie will never make anything but dead meme references and repetitive horse jokes again

>>87350629
Who are the other truly likable trolls?

>>87350835
only rose and the trolls minus kanaya

>>87350846
So basically he'll keep on shitting out the same work he's always been doing

>>87350896
Not if he can get someone else to do it for him.

>>87350835
If they really had them, they should rub them in my face!

>>87350871
Eridan and Equius.

>>87350638
Can suicide be heroic or just?

>>87350968
>Eridan and Equius.
thats some shit taste

>>87350573
Bullshit, who wore the tux?

>>87351005
Kanaya... No... Stop kissing my feet...

>>87351024
they are trans crossdressers. kanaya is a trans guy who likes cute dresses and rose is a trans girl who looks sexy in a suit.

>>87350968
Do you genuinely like Eridan or do you just pity him? Hanging around with a friend who does nothing but complain about his love life gets old even when he isn't hitting on you.

>>87351006
That's subjective :^)

>>87351053
A little of both.

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after a long time, i take requests again
also - should i take a trip or not?

>>87351233
Me (Anon) trying to be as cute as Equius and crying

>>87351233
Draw a cute Kanaya hugging Anon please!

>>87351233
Requesting Dave getting pissed off when he realizes karkat is a trans fatass small midget

>>87351233
two nepetas

>>87351282
Two midgets standing one on top of another. That's why they are angry.

>>87351233
Hammer && duttle

>>87351233
Grimdark John, Jack and Caliborn at a card table, plotting a scheme.

>>87351233
Don't trip, what are you some sort of fag? Also, draw 50 neps

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>>87347005
Jane actually could have been interesting if she kad kept being a completely despicable asshole about some things. I actually would have enjoyed the conflict of a team member who nobody really LIKED but still had to keep alive. It would have had impact too if Roxy had just shut her out after what she said to her, letting there be some tension and interessssssaaahahahahahahahahaha Hussie could NEVER write anything that complex.

>>87351405
>I actually would have enjoyed the conflict of a team member who nobody really LIKED but still had to keep alive
Vriska

>>87351233
no one is allowed to trip without first completing the 50 nepeta challenge

>>87351451
Everyone loved Vriska though. She's like Marie in Persona 4!

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>>87351451
I meant in a complex fashion. Vriska was kept alive for no clear reason other than plot, and her crimes were of murder and general slaughter - I mean someone who is just plain despicable and cowardly like Jane is, but taken to an actual conclusion instead of just silently and suddenly petering off into forgiveness and being written out of the plot.

>>87351461
No! Vriska's like Lightning from Final Fantasy XIII!

Remember everyone. It was clear in retrospect that the r-kids were planned from the very start. But instead of getting to them right away to develop the story in mirror of their lives and sessions to the end, instead he put all of his focus and energy into the sprawling mess that were the trolls. And then he turned the r-kids into Troll-Lite with endless shipping and more troll stuff!

>>87351233
Dirk helping in John's harakiri

>>87351504
Not enough lesbian mind control fan art of either Vriska or Jane, and far too much futa art of both

>>87351548
>he turned the r-kids into Troll-Lite
That is the problem.

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>>87351604
Yes and I am saying that is a consequence of the trolls being forced in first before the clear true plot progression that was meant to play out. Their influence on the story led Hussie to making them this dog shit BORING lot of awful romance-clogged morons who did absolutely nothing endearing or interesting for thousands of pages, when they could have been the Act 5 stars.

>>87351513
Vriska is Wesley from Star Trek: TNG as a sexy psychopath girl.

>>87351504
When was Jane cowardly and despicable? Not that I'm doubting you, I just don't remember early Act 6 at all.

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>>87351788
I still find it hilarious people find Vriska sexy

She looks like a fucking dork who shops at Goodwill despite being rich, and Hussie's unclean lust for being bullied by young girls makes her even more of a loser, she's just jerkoff material and a plot club

For femdom and shit you could do so much better

>>87351853
I mean sexy in her fictional universe.

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>>87351837
She told Roxy she liked her better as a drunk. That kind of shit comes across as black-hearted and worth ending a relationship over when you've actually been in that situation before. Hussie's attempts to make everything serious really blew out the asshole out of the comic from the bizarre dissonance it introduced.

I liked it though! That could have added some pathos if Jane had a social consequence for running her mouth like that, or if it led to genuine betrayal or doubt down the road, and maybe a chance for her to finally redeem herself. Something. Anything interesting.

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>>87348031
>wake up and look for the new thread
>see this
Thanks /hst/, you're always an inspiration

>>87351940
Not to mention her entire reason for melting down like that was hugely disproportionate and entirely from a lack of everybody's refusal to communicate with a friend who they know is as dense as brick with shit like that and therefore may need a hand.

>>87351405
Hussie, we get it. you had a different original plan.

>>87351853
She looks like a coked out gambler. Which I like

Hatesex is an appeal with her but I dunno about femdom, that's not actually in character for her

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>>87351853
Yeah, like Condy

>>87352100
I wonder if years down the road we'll see a "director's cut" of Homestuck.

>>87352537
I love Condy!

>>87352586
>>87352537
Meenah's better.

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>>87352616
I love Meenah!

>>87352500
Man, HS probably awoke a whole generation of teens to the idea of hatesex.

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>>87352059
>smug pepe Jade

How does it feel that Homestuck has been reduced to being proto-Undertale?

>>87351853
Vriska has energy, ambition, and mania.

Thats some good stuff pal

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So we finished on Rosekan, Davekat, Jakedirk and Roxycallie as the final ships? Really?

>>87352841
Ambition, yes, but if energy if what you like, Terezi's a superior option.

>>87352760
>jade why does this condom have holes in it

>>87351853
>>87352841
Also she's a pretty great mix of controlling, confident and emotionally nurturable that really gets my rocks off. I also like the way she dressed. And her verbosity.

Terezi a shit by herself and pretty uninteresting but would be good with others.

>>87352917
Have you never heard the warning anout stucking ur dick in crazy.

Terezi is hella crazy

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>>87352880
Although I seriously doubt Roxy/Callie is romantic and I kinda doubt Davekat too. He puts in these incredibly ambiguous moments with them and never confirms anything, as if he doesn't actually believe them as ships but still wants to uphold his promise on the gay singularity out of spite

>>87352966
I feel like Vriska is the right mix of controlling and self confident for a good healthy relationship, with enough rivalry between you and her to keep it interesting

>>87352059
Man I just
Just don't kill the kiwi.

>>87352984
Considering the context, is she crazier than Vriska or crazy in ways in which Vriska isn't?

>>87353012
Nawh bruh. She mind controlled a bunch of ghosts and broke Tavros' legs because she didn't see what was fucked up about it. She's not a good kind of controlling. Still fucking hot though. I want to make her happy.

>>87353040
he's fine

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http://mspfanventures.com/?s=13714&p=287

yo to those that care i updated jojostuck

>>87353086
This. Nothing some cold running water can't fix.

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Condy a best

>>87353164
I want condy to smother me to death with her thighs!

>>87353164
I really liked her skintight bodysuit.

>>87349451
You missed andrews nude

Just had the fap of my life thanks to that honey select game, got thru damara, aradia, feferi, and Hic before i tapped out.

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>>87353236
thicker

Today on the shower i was thinking about this theory that the roman empire never had actually fallen, rather its moved to south america.

I know its sounds crazy, but here some evidences; its a well know fact that portugueses and spanish only developed intermaritm spaceships after the the fall of the byzantim empire; a lot of techpriests fleed when the orks finally outrun the defenses of the hive world byzantium, carrying with them Standard Template Construct (STC) of those said ships, who in few years gave turned those iberics shitholes in the ultimate superpower of the world for several generations. The entire south america continent was dominated with the an small contingent of spanish soldiers. Portuguese empire itself wilted in direction to the new world while europe started to be consumed by the eye of terror who got know as illuminist age.

The empire may not be the brightiest of our age, but keep its basic structures; plebians, patricians and so on.

>>87353307
congrats anon
welcome back to earth

>>87353064
Vriska is like bitter chocolate,
Terezi is like a pixie stick

Chocolate is for adults, sugar is fpr kiddies

Johns retcon powers essentially gave him all the time travel abilities of Dave, plus the ability to canonize any timeline he wanted and rescue it from being doomed, but the only thing keeping him attached to this timeline is the fact that each of his friends survived SBURB in some form or another, but he's become more and more alienated, either because he was too dedicated to his role to maintain his relationships through the game or because the little differences he perceives between these iterations of his friends and the one he remembers are pushing him away.

The only somewhat happy ending for John would be to face the reality of death instead of running away, go back to his home timeline, and make the best of it.

>>87353307
I know right? That's gonna last me a while.

>>87353353
i never liked this euroasiac centric real history

native americans were LITERALLY the most intelligent beings in the universe

>>87353307
What's this? Link?

>>87353443
>>>/aco/956637

>>87353358
Dave's so fucking lazy.

>>87353375
Making a point of eating bitter chocolate like an adult is for teenagers. Terezi should be cherry-flavored ice cream, tho.

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>>87353185
>>87353247
Don't we all?

>>87353413
This could be a great ending.

>>87347859
>the tv show
WHAT

>>87353828
Homestuck has confirmed to be getting a TV show by multiple sources.
All we know is that
>It's a sequel
>It involves the kid's kids or descendants as protagonists
>Dante Basco is involved
>it'll suck

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>>87347005
None of the characters introduced in Act 6 were good. Period.

>>87353801
God i want dave to get that bitch pregnant just so these people can die

>>87352704
>>87352537
Meenah and Condy are both irredeemable ghetto trash.

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>>87353236
Thick Kanaya is the ultimate Kanaya. All other Kanayas go home.

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>>87347005
absolutely not. but she couldve been


are these things still wanted

>>87353926
>implying

Nigger Afro Dave/Pink Fat Hobbit Karkat/Gorilla Man Jade will never die!

>>87353882
And yet these sources are never mentioned?

>>87352553
I feel like a director's cut of Homestuck would actually be shorter, cutting out literally everything involving the trolls and focusing on the 8 kids

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is karkat still shit

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>>87354060
People fill them out, post them, and nobody reads them just like every chart made here.

>>87354121
What Pumpkin employees in Discord chat, multiple times have mentioned it. Dante Basco also talked about it.

when would hiveswap act 2 come out?

>>87347351
>being shafted by Nussie

What a terrible fate

>>87354251
6 years after everyone has forgotten what Homestuck even was

>>87354301
That's when Act 1 is coming out, anon.

>>87354301
>55 posters
So I guess we're already there.

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>>87351250

>>87350487
He returned to his home planet

>>87353307
How did you last that long? I could barely get through Jade and Rose. There's just too much power there.

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>>87351270

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>>87351282
special thanks to gelasticat

>>87354684
Fuck why would you feed that fucking autistic fucker?

>>87354714
Now do him looking over at Jade expecting support, only to find that Jade is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a wig.

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>>87354619
>she doesn't know how to control themselves
lmao

>>87354714
>Dave looks to his side
>Jade is replaced with a Gorilla wearing fake dog ears

>>87354619
Pfff, lightweight. I made a mass orgy before I even got hard.

>>87354725
honestly, i like some of the pics he posts, but his rotation sure needs refreshment

>>87354812
>King Kong, but with Jade in place of Kong

>>87354572
thank you. i will cherish it always.

>>87351233
Now do Karkat crushing Vriska's cunt with his foot!

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>>87351293

>>87352760
Why does the alt right love Jade so much?

>>87353530
What a childish thing to say >;)

>>87355008
she's a furry with guns and a hideous animal penis, you can't get more alt right than that

>>87355008
Because Jade "She sat next to the boy I ship another boy with so she is literally Hitler" Harley has long been a symbol of cultural appropriation and homophobia.

>>87348578
Lies, you've been sucking Icels' futa cock this whole time.

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>>87354205
I like the stupid useless charts.

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>>87355002
>We cut to inside the Black Hole Sun
>We zoom in
>It's Joey

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>>87355168
Aradia is LITERALLY one of the most powerful being in the universe

SHE FROZE LORD ENGLISH

>>87355168
Is that raw strength or overall power? Cause equius being better than everyone might be a bit much.

>>87355208
Oh. It's physical strength.

>>87355246
aradia's vagina can break a man in half

maybe not physically but mentally... that has to count for something

>>87354205
These charts are shit tbqh

>>87355313
Who cares though, it's not fertile.

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>>87355313
It does not count psychic or game-given powers. Just plain old damn Mangrit Totals.

>>87355327
We have Jade for that.

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>>87351317

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What did Terezi show him?

>>87351233
a happy Aradia tied up in Jade's basement next to a sack of potatoes and the washing machine

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>>87355479

>>87355490
>the washing machine

That's not a nice thing to call Karkat

>>87355479
Her butthole

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>>87355369
Wrong. God, where did the fucking creativity here go. They have Jane. She can use her Life powers to bullshit Aradia's cunt into being fertile, and Time and Space powers can take care of the rest.

>>87355458
What was the difference between && and || again?

>>87355562
>Space powers
You're still just using Jade as an intermediary then! Aradia's not really fertile.

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>>87355562
Jade keeps Aradia infertile because she knows she will be outbred.

>>87355627
>jade you said pregnancy would be fun...
>this sucks
>0n0

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>>87355626
I meant Kanaya. She's a Sylph of Space, make her fucking work for it.

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>>87355627
You cannot outbreed Jade, no more than you can move a mountain or stop the sun. It is a force unto itself. Indeed, the very first act the gods did was to have the space goddess breed life back into the Earth. It is a cornerstone of existence. Birds fly, men wage war, and Jade breeds.

>>87355666
>oh look at miss bitchypants!! :P
>what are you rose? man up and bear that baby like a proper mommy!

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>>87355716
at what cost

>>87355358
Too many vaguely overlapping and complementary stats. I'd leave just the vim, imagination, pulchritude and hemoloyalty.

>>87355168
john should probably be a 9 and nepeta an 8

is dad + tier? he could on another level entirely, seeing his fight with cans and how even arquius was in shock

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>>87355763
The metal womb is anathema to us as a species. It's why this country went in the shitter. We rejected the basic tenets that our gods laid down for us, and they have thusly forsaken us. Is it no surprise that there aren't enough hours in the day, that our luck and hope has run out, and that the winds never blow in the right direction for us?

>>87355563
&& combines, || makes the first object take some properties of the second

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Does anybody have a good Rose drawn by Lexxy?

With a good angle on her face preferably.

>>87350638
don't forget
>never had a moment of greatness
>nothing about his quest he did himself, he only did what he was told to only to be never rewarded
>all of his friends are gone after he had to retcon them except Roxy and Davesprite...
>now in a universe not his own with friends he doesn't really know
>his only hope is Terezi finding Vriska and destined for a battle he will lose
he should just cut his loses and fuck Terezi

>>87355479
1. Vriska
2. His future godtier self
3. Rose's mom naked

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>>87355998

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>>87356045
>JOHN DO YOU KNOW TH15 WOM4N >:?

how'd Gamzee escape the fridge

>>87355998
http://mspabooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=lexxy+rose

You honeymodder? DESU I think your Jane needs the most work.

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>>87355998

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>>87353882
It's one of the countless neo-Homestuck spooks.

>Hussie hypes up Namco High
>It ends up being a mediocre-at-best browser game that gets quietly shelved within months along with the group that made it
>Hussie hypes up PXS
>It's just glorified fanfiction that ultimately got canned because of how little anyone cared about it
>Hussie hypes up "The Homestuck Game"
>It's extended universe bullshit that has nothing to do with Sburb and is a complete money-bleeding trainwreck on the technical end
>Year+ long gigapause, waiting for the "final, hours-long update"
>It just goes back to the normal update schedule, gives us fucking Vriskagram
>Hussie spends mutliple years hyping up A7
>[THANKS FOR PLAYING]
>Hussie teases Homestuck 2.0
>One video that goes literally nowhere except Basco's next therapy session
>Hussie teases post-A7 content
>Fucking Snapchat

But this time that's more ambitious than any of those combined will be different, guys.

>>87356155
Strinerfags are worse than Kanayafags.

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>>87356120
No, but that poor Jane is mine.
I'll fix her eventually, if you have some nice Jane face pics that would help too.

>>87356186
*Stirner
wonk

>>87355898
>|| makes the first object take some properties of the second
That doesn't make sense, it's not an operation that can distinguish first and second. Both logically and in holes punched, "Item X || Item Y" will be absolutely identical to "Item Y || Item X".

>>87356186
>>87356213
True

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>>87356120
Good old Lexxy. Defining my OTP before I even knew how much I wanted it.

>>87356262
reminder that doomed lalonde was the one that made rose a shallow husk in acts 5 and beyond.


her immense loneliness made her settle on the first person that showed interest in her.

>>87356262
Lexxy was a davejade shipper I thought?

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>>87356187

>>87352880
Only rose/kanaya were canon at the end

One thing I'm glad the credits did is destroy that fucking stupid meta theory.

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>>87356320
I always saw it in reverse, but ignoring that and looking in retrospect, Hussie might have actually made a good arc of Rose going drunk if she, as Doomed Rose who basically imprinted onto Dream Rose, was experiencing some craze of life because she managed to cheat her doom. I mean, Remember did show us that Dark Rose left behind a ghost. Dream Rose lived on, not the one we started the game with.

It's weird to think that our 'Rose' is actually a doomed girl from a dead timeline who had been only a dreamself for both her lives.

>>87356514
hussie pretty much forgot what was the point of the doomed timeline
i mean look what happened to Davesprite?

>>87353908
>caliborn
Objectively wrong

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i have made mistakes

So jasprose killed herself after rose and kanaya got married right?

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>>87356546
I guess the price of escaping doom is to live your life as some malformed version of your original/true/alpha self. Or the doom forces you to mutilate your soul and identity to escape the curse.

I really hate how sloppy Hussie got with the doom themes. What a waste.

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Why is Kanaya doing whiteface?

>>87355008
because Jade was raised by glorious white Prospit culture, doesn't care about black Derse people

>>87356587
Dude, go full grimbark slave Jade.

>>87356587
jade's dying hatred of blacks!
jade's reverse Vitiligo!
>>87356635
kanaya's cultural misunderstandings!
kanaya causing a lynch mob!

>>87355898
This is false. Based on the available examples in Homestuck, there's no real pattern to && or ||

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>>87356635
Because all the trolls are doing it

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>>87356074

>kids all white

v problematic, rose is more accurately portrayed as follows

>>87356687
Well she did just leave her wife and babies

>>87356687
mooo

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>>87356595
I think she's dead and screaming inside of the black hole sun

I mean it showed ghosts and bubbles obviously being sucked up thanks to Nepeta's last sacrifice as Homestuck's red-headed stepchild I am pretty sure that all of existence is now a ball of collapsing mass inside of 2 universes worth of black hole which means something fucking ugly is about to happen, and god knows what infinite point of paradox space the kid's Universe Frog is chilling out at that is far away enough to not die

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>>87356587

>those short-shorts

Goddamn.

>>87356708
Last we saw she was still in the b2 session during collide. I was making a joke that this rose wpuld kill herself when her alpha version got to live to marry kanaya

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>>87356699
>>87356704

V I S U A L M E D I U M S
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>>87356714

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>>87356802
>>87356817
TT:Hold on, are you trying to tell me that we are some sort of...
TT: Gods?
TT: Shieeeeeeeeeeet.

>>87356615
Homestuck could easily have gone full cosmic horror, eh? The building blocks were all there.

>>87356843
(Written by Kanaya Lalonde)

>>87356615
>sollux halfway killed himself and went blind
>mituna blew his brains out
>things still went pretty well for both of them afterward

>>87348383
>thought John was going to turn out to be under some kind of subjuggalator influence because of all the John-related clownshit
>that went nowhere
I am mad

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>>87356843
Ganguro-palette Rose makes me rock fucking solid

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>>87356817

>tanlines.png

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>>87356843

See, that is clearly still identifiable as Rose, though, just with black skin. At what point can you say to a fan artist 'That has nearly 0 resemblance to the source'?

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>>87356332
she only jumped ship to davejade after ectobiology happened lmao

same with 99% of davejade fans, actually

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>>87356884
I think it did because they were Doom. It could have been a fun thing to examine if we ever got told what Doom even does.

>>87356846
It could have, yeah. Or it could have examined its weird video game take of doom a bit deeper, like it did in one of the few fully-melancholy moments like Doomed Dave and Rose parting ways. Instead the premise became extremely nebulous, hand-waved, and callous.

>>87356802
YOU CAN SEE THE CHARACTERS

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>>87356955
Damn coward. I know what she wants.

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I cannot get a good Dave though. HM's version sucked and I cleaned it up a bit but there needs to be male shirts that aren't tanktops, and aviator shades.

Has anyone had their hopes for a real conclusion reignited by the Credits? I mean, the credits flash itself is pretty horrible, but the way it implies that the epilouge will be the fight with Caliborn made me think. It would be weird for Andrew to end the comic on all of the people that got to live "happy" lives being trapped/stranded on a desolate planet forever. It could go in two directions. Andrew really doubles down on the theme of not being in control of your own fate and that none of their actions really mattered in the end and they have to come to terms with that, or he goes in the complete opposite direction and has the characters defy the eternity of nothing that has already been predetermined for them. I think it would be in line with the rest of the story to do something stupid like place your main theme/message in an epilouge almost a year after the comic ended.

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>>87356846
You know, you could do a really decent short story with just the premise of a doomed timeline. Imagine like, doomed versions of yourselves trying to replace you as the alpha by murdering you, or maybe a doomed person is just sick somehow if they manage to live on as a replacement (Doomed Rose). They feel alien, they look off, they're soulless or all wrong somehow in subtle ways.

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>>87356993
Also not HM, unless otherwise specified, I probably made the base for cards.

Most of them (Like Jane) I shit out just to get the body, hair, skin tone and eye color correctly.

also

Any suggestions?
Thoughts?
I rounded her face a bit more and changed her eyebrows.

>>87356843
Why is she wearing breath?

>>87357022
Not really. I think it's a lead in for the game. I'll believe it when I see it. He'll probably try to bribe people by saying he can release an epilogue or extended end if enough copies of the game sell.

I'm just gonna wish luck to the people who developed the game that they somehow bumbled into hitting diamond paydirt.

>>87357022
It mitigated a lot of the pain Act 7 caused, but it can't undo the damage to the comic the last 3 years of it caused.

>>87357063
I think her face works better longer. Rorb memes aside I kind of see the Strilondes as a little bit more hawkish and androgyny

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>>87357070

>>87357108
But Rose is not a heterosexual

>>87357108
DELET

>>87357108
>John decides to get out of the house and become the king of cucking

>>87357022
Why would the epilogue be the fight with Caliborn? We already saw that. If anything, it'd be a fight with Lord English... but I don't think that's likely. It'll probably just be a tie-in for the game.

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>>87357107
Same. I always saw them as being creepily alike to one another in appearance, just all fae and bleached. Big fucking dumb blonde gay family.

>>87357129
kind of like Zeus, the god of storms?

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>didn't show Jade's rainbow rape mode at the party

>>87357174
I want the boys to overpower me and forcefully frot with me while the girls lick every inch of my body.

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>>87357215

>>87356120
If you're talking about the jane card, that wasn't made by honeymodder

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>>87357152
Yeah. It's like, Prospits should be all either fertility goddesses or manly men, while the Strilondes could change clothes and you wouldn't be able to tell them apart.

>>87357121
Rose seems bi.

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>>87357256
So easy. So every easy.

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>>87357108
>>87357129
>>87357167

POTTERY

Also I'm just happy my "John as the center of a poly-fuck cyclone" works can still work out.

Do you think you, like, IRL you, are a Derse or a Prospit type? Explain why.

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The kids didn't have too many doomed timelines. But it's a little disquieting to think about the fact that the retcon doubled those doomed lines, and that there were many throwaway ones Hussie never mentioned or examined, like the nameless Droog-slain Dave.