ITT: Toxic Relationships/Forbidden Love/Slutfest

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I'll start with the best one

Miles/Gwen

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>>87342751
Toxic

>>87342751
I don't know, I think Wolverine and Jean would work.

>>87343030
It's just lust between the two. Logan's not into commitment anyway. Jean's too damaged to have any relationship with anybody work.

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>>87342991

This right here. Batman and Wonder Woman, and dare i say Superman, leave all the shipping faggots tearing at each other's throats because of their love interests. Specially Batman. Every shipping-faggot want their favorite character to fuck the sad away from Batman.

Superman/Wonder woman

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DC once upon a time was teasing Superman/Zatanna for a bit.

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>>87343338

Lois was insecure as fuck about it too.

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>>87343296
Except Joker ACTUALLY deserves Batman, his love for Bats is deep

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I win toxicity

>>87343338
>Superman is weakened/uniquely affected by magic
>Zatanna is one of the best-known and (sometimes) strongest magic using heroes in DC

These two could've been fun.

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>>87343324

Remember how pre-nu52 Wonder Woman lusted after Superman's cock despite the dude being happily married to another woman? Or how Superman was weirdly protective of Wonder Woman's "purity" as if he was grooming her?

By the way the source of this page is a angsty as fuck story where some immortal dude from the Greek myths promised to Wonder Woman that he'd end a war if she accepted to spend the night with him. For some reason she consulted Superman and Batman about what to do. Superman got weirdly mad that she was entertaining thoughts about selling her body to a villain, but Batman played it cool saying he trusted her.
In the end she managed to make the guy fall for her and not force her to do any lewd stuffs, despite it looking that way.when Superman spied her - something he did throughout the day feeling jealous as fuck - and when she went to talk with Superman afterwards she got mad at that he'd believe she'd actually do such a thing. Then in the end she went to Batman to thank him for trusting her and helping her set the whole thing up, saying that he was more and more influencing her life.

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>>87343695

I think that story was also the start of the Batman/Wonder Woman shipping in the comics. DC in the early 2000's did this weird love triangle (or quadrangle) between the trinity before killing SM/WW for good and going full BM/WW.

Very French of DC.

>>87343695
>influencing
exactly my point !!
>wonder woman don't need some one who look at her like a rebound girl
>or some one who Doubt her


> she need a warrior
>some one who got her back
>who willing to stop her if she go in the wrong way

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>>87343551
O..okay

Also, pic related probably already fucked the rest of the MU. Slutfest at its finest.

>>87342991
What? Steve Trevor and Wonder Woman's pretty healthy most of the time.

>>87343859
So? Artemis?

>>87343902
>Artemis
-___- No

Batman silly

>>87343902
BTW Artemis did try to kill daiana !!

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>>87343695

Here's her confrontation with Superman after the crisis was averted. He was the first person she went after the night she had spent with the immortal guy. She got butt-hurt that he'd think she'd sell herself since at the time she loved him despite him being married and everything.

>>87343859

Hey, man. Everyone would be mad if the virgin girl you fap to was spending her first night with another man. Specially when you know that she had been waiting to give her virginity to you.

>>87342991
It's the healthiest of all her potential relationships considering the only other significant people she's been shipped with are Batman, Superman, and Aquaman (in Flashpoint).

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>>87343934
Yea, she got her back, she's a warrior and she's willing to stop Diana

>>87343979

>and Aquaman (in Flashpoint).

In the pre-nu52 Aquaman was the first guy she kissed and Aquaman still held feelings for her.

So basically Superman, Batman and Aquaman are basically her three consistent love interests.

>>87343945
that he shouldn't dumped her in the first place !! he is a greedy basted who like to play a sick game with her feeling

>>87344022
Didnt she give Aquaman, a underwater BJ.

>>87343986
dear I said willing to stop her when she go wrong not because of Jealous

>>87343945
that cringey dialogue

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>>87344022
What about Ollie?

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>>87344113
Or nemesis

>>87344022
>Forgetting poor Steve Trevor

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>>87343868
Imagine if Marvel pulls an Iceman on Jen and retcon her to be lez.

>>87344033

Superman didn't dump Wonder Woman pre-Nu52. They went out on a date, but they felt their lives were too different. Wonder Woman wasn't ready to get physical and wanted to move things slowly. Superman wasn't ready to make cosmic shenanigans is day-to-day life and wanted a quick in-and-out.

Only later that Wonder Woman started to regret not opening her legs for Superman back in their first date after seeing Superman getting serious with Lois.
Superman was mostly content in keeping Wonder Woman in the waiting list since she didn't had deep relations with men and had become crazy about him to the point she had practically saved herself for his eventual break-up with Lois. He only started to regret when this shit happened and he realized she wasn't going to wait forever.

>>87344113
Now, now, anon, we said significant people, Green Batman is hardly significant now is he? :^)

>>87343392
Where did her pants go?

I liked Emma and Scott

>>87344170

I was talking mostly super-heroes.

Non-heroes there was (Old Man) Steve Trevor, Harold Champion (Herakles), Rama, (BBC) Trevor Barnes, and Tom Tresser (Nemesis).

There was also an old creepy detective in George Perez run which i forgot the name of.

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best tease

>>87344229
Same here, Jean and Scott is a shit pairing.

>>87344229
Scott and Emma is a functioning toxic relationship.

>>87344113

Everybody gets a free passionate french-kiss from Wonder Woman when they get back from the dead. Is a JLA policy Wonder Woman established herself.

>>87344186
>Superman didn't dump Wonder Woman
he did! I wish I still got the comics but he really dump her in her face and tell her that he love lois

> she even give him a Crystal to show what he desire and it was lois

>>87344188
Yeah, which to me it's surprising since I thought Ollie/Diana would be explored in some AU/Elseworld with all those crazy pairing appearing in all of them

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iirc Batman also fucked Dinah with their costumes on.

>>87344390

He did not

>>87344300
Don't they always go for SM/WW in Elseworlds/AUs? I remember it's been done in a bunch of them.

weren't they hinting at a Animal Man and Starfire relationship?

I remember either Buddy or Adam Strange having causal sex with Starfire when they were stuck in space

>>87344390
ASBAR doesn't count.

>>87344430
I think, in Cry for Justice.

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>>87344401

>>87344456

Making out does not equal sex

>>87344456
ASBAR isn't canon, though it's still funny to think of Batman cucking Green Arrow since he's basically the same person with an edgier personality.

>>87344245
fuck off

>>87344425
Yeah, but some AU/Elseworlds goes crazy with some characters, it's surprising really that when you have an Elsewords where Barda/Dr.Light is a thing, Ollie/Diana isn't

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>>87344440

52, Countdown to Adventure and The Last Days of Animal Man mini, but there was no casual sex between Starfire and Animal Man or Adam Strange. She just paraded naked around them once they had reached a paradise planet in 52 and in Animal Man's house when there was no one there in Countdown to Adventure.

She tried to comfort Animal Man sexually, though, in The Last Days of Animal Man, but that was an weird Elseworlds story where Animal Man's old and losing his family.. Pic related.

>>87344504
Not the same anon, but I don't see OP saying canon moments. Just pairings that happened.

>>87344430
52 sort of hinted at it but also debunked it. They had the chance, but he declined.

>>87344425
They do a lot of Superman/Wonder Woman, some Batman/Wonder Woman, and at least one instance of Superman/Batman.

>>87344545

Is Starfire a fucking homewrecker? Or was Buddy not married at the time?

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They just had to write this in. Did the relationship made any sense at all???

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>>87344546
In that case, I'm surprised nobody's posted Batman/Batgirl yet, I think it counts as toxic

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>>87344577

In 52 and Countdown to Adventure, which were canon, they were just good friends.

In 52 she paraded naked in front of Animal Man and Adam Strange, but that was because she liked to be in the nude and didn't knew it was going to disturb both so much.
In Countdown to Adventure when she started to live with the Bakers she'd only be in the nude when there was no one in the house. Animal Man's son, Cliff, caught her naked a few time, though.

In The Last Days of Animal Man, which was a future time-line kinda of thing, Animal Man was divorced.

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>>87344171
Has Juggernaut shown up anywhere in the All New Marvel? Or is this his last apperance to date?

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obvious one

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>>87344636
It's been a long time coming.

>>87344746
Adam was blind so he didn't care

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>>87342831
Agreed.

>>87344221
>Implying she was wearing any to begin with?

>>87345030
god, Miles needs to fucking die..

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>>87342751
>Toxic Relationships
Easy win.

>>87345485
?
I thought she was gay

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>>87344245
You know it son.

>>87344186

I sure as hell don't remember it going down like this.

>>87345352
The Benis won't allow that

I love them but Natasha's death wish and Clint's kind of shifting character make it hard for them to not be intimate but also to fully trust each other.

I think they've gotten to a good place in the Fraccion run of Hawkeye

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>>87344229

It's been his healthiest and actually entertaining one before the bullshit breakup, so I agree.

>>87345604

It really did, anon. I've read pretty much all of Pre-nu52 Wonder Woman's appearances.

Sure, i might have exaggerated when i said that Superman was grooming Wonder Woman, but what can i say when he constantly turned her down saying he loved Lois, but right after would get jealous if Wonder Woman was too close with another man?

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>>87345647
Forgot pic

>>87344825
That's hilarious.

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>>87345684
This pair is both toxic and good tease for me. I guess it's the whole Red Room days.

>>87345793
Really, almost any pairing involving Nat is gonna come with her Fuckton of baggage and each relationship has its weaknesses and benefits
>James
They're both from the Red Room so he's likely to understand and be able to mesh with her issues straight on more easily
However, that means she'll become even more disconnected from her needs and issues that are neglected under Red Room habits and thinking

>Clint
Given how normal, though unreliable, he is, he's actually the most likely to mellow Natasha out in the long run.
The issue is that that relationship will likely be somewhat codependent though Clint has also matured a solid bit where James has mostly held onto his Ascetic Soviet Spy persona

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>>87345902
You're forgetting another guy.

>>87345971
This is the one that reminds me a lot of Batman and Catwoman if only because it's a relationship largely bound to their masks.

If James knows Nat best who she is at her core and Clint knows Nat best as the person she most wants to become, then Matt knows Nat best as what she does rather than who she is.

Do you have any more panels from older comics with Matt and Nat?

>>87345971
Matt's such a moralfag I don't know how he and Nat would work.

>>87343927
>-___-
Commit suicide please.

>>87346039
how would Nat and reformed Loki work out

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>>87346033
>panels from older comics with Matt and Nat
ummmm

>>87344636
Because it never. fucking. happened.

>>87345485
ldfkgjldfkjghjklgfhkldjfglksdjfl;kfgjhekl;rgtjql;frk

>>87346090
Probably a bit like James and Nat, except where James maintains both of them in this in between zone of Codependent Soldier-Spies and Well Adjusted Individuals, I imagine Loki would make her more wary of others and more codependent on each other if only because deceit and mischief, even if not malevolent, is in his nature

He's turn the intrigue that drives the spy life up to 11

>>87346131
Anon, are you ok? Have you forgotten to take your medication again?

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>>87346093
Oh well that settles it.
Matt is like Batman with none of the gazillionaire charm

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>filename

I guess it's just physical attraction between Matt and Nat. Nat's not really shy about what she does and will not hesitate to get her hands dirty in the name of redemption. I don't think Matt could fully accept that and compromise.

>>87346159
I can see the codependency but Loki is trying to get reformed if Aaron hasnt fucked his characterization from the past few years up. So maybe they can be a tag team of reformed people who just wants to do good at times.
I would love a spy themed book with those two.

>>87343927
ladies first

>>87346087
ladies first

funny.

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>>87346294
It'll just be endless preaching from Matt. Among the three, I'd rather have Nat and Bucky as a couple.

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Well, she died because of him, so I'd say that's relatively toxic. But maybe I'm misunderstanding the thread.

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>>87346468
Matt seems to have a thing for females who crosses the line he dares not. Maybe the challenge to change them adds to the attraction.

Or maybe it's just the color red.
But, of course he can't see.

>>87346554
He's got a thing for broken women.

>>87346587
Matt's a detective with a weakness for femme fatales.

>>87346554
>>87346587

Literally me. I date 2 years with a homeless girl battling addiction that i brought to my home.

>>87346624
was she Ukrainian too?

>>87346554
Its a thing most guys have: They date what they perceive to be dangerous and forbidden. They are attracted to this type of woman because they get to experience the forbidden without sullying themselves
t. Not Freud

>>87346641

No. Why? Is that some cliche?

>>87346641
Nat's not Ukrainian. Elektra certainly isn't

>>87346678
I was just being a dumb cunt because your phrasing was really weird, so I was assuming that English wasn't your first language.

>>87344510
Salty AmeriKate shipper

What about Karen Page?

>>87345684
Thats cute.

>>87346295
Fuck off with the LokiNat shit. Fucking hell stop sucking Whedons cock.

>>87346827
Wait, is Loki - nat a real thing?
Jesus.

>>87346554
> A moralfag who's attracted to females with defective moral compasses.

The attraction is understandable. He tries to fix things he thinks needs to be fixed.

It's not Matt being attracted to these women that bothers me. It's Elektra and Nat being attracted to Matt that is quite off.

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>>87346885
No, but this is.

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What do you think a Frank-Nat relationship would be like?

>>87346926
I hate BruceNat but at least its SOMEWHAT plausible but Lokinat fans are pathetic.
THEYRE BOTH SO DARK AND SO SEXY XDD THEY TALKED ONCE SO LETS LET THEM FUCK XDD

>>87345655
Ma Brotha.

>>87346960
Go watch the Punisher/Widow animated movie.
Itll be a boring and unhappy relationship.

>>87346982
I cannot wait to see if they ever address it in the next movie Hulk's in.

Like, did Whedon just forget that Betty Ross exists?

>>87346960

I still can't believe that the Punisher and Elektra had a sexual relationship in Thunderbolts.

>>87346885
In the fandom, yes.
Based on their one conversation in Avengers

>>87347026
He wanted a meek, gentle soul with a super-powerful side brought out by anger to be his closest self-insert

>>87347026
The studio sure as hell did.

>>87347054
Wouldnt that be a relationship where your bf gets attacked and his gf fucks the guy who attacked him?
LokiNat is awful.

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>>87343551
Brock and Toxin actually don't like each other, there bond is based on a mutual hatred for all other symbiotes. Eddie and Venom would have made more sense.

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>>87346896
>It's not Matt being attracted to these women that bothers me. It's Elektra and Nat being attracted to Matt that is quite off.

I think Nat uses Matt to keep herself in check on how far she'd crossed. A reminder to hold on to a part of her that's reformed every time she goes off in fear that she might lose herself in her quest for redemption.

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>>87347193
>Matt acting a the superhero community's confessional

that would actually be interesting, not being limited to just Natalia, but other superheroes coming to him to reaffirm their goodness

>>87346960
Can't say I can see Frank hitting on another women.

He seems like the kind of guy who'd be a widower for the rest of his life.

>>87347184
So you're saying Foom and Laura is a good tease?

>>87346827
Where on earth did i mention Whedon. I mentioned comic book Loki. They both can work together with a good writer.
>>87346982
BruceNat is bullshit self inserting from a shit writer. Everything about it is hamfisted clichés with no resolution and will be forgotten because Marvel has two new chicks to bait shippers with.

At least LokixNat is in a limbo where they arent touched by someone's greasy hands.

>>87347238
>Pregnant Kate
Unnf

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>>87346926
I always assumed that Bat actually doesn't care about Banner or Hulk, she's just his handler, and she used emotion as a way to keep him under control

>>87347311
Fuck off. You never shipped LokiNat until MUH RED IN MY LEDGER XD.
>thinks BruceNat is self inserting and not Lokinat
Faggot tripfag. Loki is the most blatant piece of self inserting. Kill yourself cuck.

>>87347270
Not really , but it sure was silly, and I'm sure kaiju sex is someone's fetish.

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>>87347311
>BruceNat is bullshit
and totally OOC for both. Nat especially.

>>87347347
She didnt. Not once did she care about him.
>>87347381
I always liked the both of them as characters. I was shipping them before i even knew there was an Avengers movie when there was an influx of fics. But unfortunately the other shippers are moviefags so its a lonely place where im the only comicbook reader.

And Bruce was an obvious self insert for Whedon. Hes done this shit before.
Loki has always been a great character in the comics and his redemption story is one of my favorites and he needs a buddy to help him further on that path so why not Natasha. They can help each other not stray from it.

>>87347347
> pic
> Bat actually doesn't care about Banner or Hulk
Wait, WHAT?

BAAARRRY! The fuck did you do again?

>>87347347
Your post confuses me greatly.

>>87347536
Youre full of shit and worse than tumblr fags. Just admit you like the pairing because edgy murderers deserve each other and love Loki and you want to HELP HIM XD
Brucenat and Lokinat are both equally shit.

>>87347347

Wait, did Batman change sex and started to fuck Bruce Banner in order to better control the Hulk?

Say what you will about Batman, but nobody can say he's not dedicated. Nigga is literally putting his ass on the line.

>>87347646
We get it man.

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>>87347553
I mistyped, it was supposed to say 'Nat', I should have just said 'Widow'. And pic wasn't related to my post, just the theam of tbe thread.

>>87347621
I explained why i liked this pairing but you keep using your meme words if it makes you feel superior.

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>>87347476
It's between Bucky and the Red Gaurdian for me. I want Nat to have a connection to her Red Room days. Guilty Nat just makes a good Nat.

>>87347810
You have no right to trash on Brucetasha then support LokiNat cuck. You like LokiNat? Fine. Shit taste. But dont act all high and mighty when that pairing is WORSE than Brucetasha.

>>87347976
Its not but whatever

>>87348046
Yeah you keep believing it. Go write a fanfic and jack off on how you want to fuck Loki.

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>>87347238
>>87345655
>>87344245

>>87348301
>tfw no Kate porn
Kill me

>>87348046
No, anon. It is an awful pairing. The other anon's might be an ass but I'd agree on his point that Loki and Nat is a ship that will sink before it ever sets sail.

The idea of two reformed villains might seem enough for you to link a romantic line but Nat's experience and Loki's experience are far too different for them to have a connection and relate.

>>87347156
The edge is what attracts most of its fans

>>87348301
> Kate's freckles
too much
this is too much, anon
more please

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> Logan's surprised face

Two centuries worth of a lifetime and fucking, what does Domino's boobs has that made Logan react like that?

>>87348566
>fucking manlets
Terrible

>>87348566

I hate how writers like to have Wolverine fuck all the established female characters. Dude is a fucking a weaboo and a manlet!

This shit also made me hate Colossus x Domino. Colossus deserves better than some skanky that on gobbled Wolverine's dick while he drove.

>>87346512
he was going to choose her but than she died

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>>87348468

>>87348719
Wew lad.

>>87348625
> that envy over a fictional character

>>87342751
Why the he'll is Logan so tall? This isn't Ultimate

>>87342751
I'm surprised no one said Roy/Donna, because that is one toxic pairing.

Although to be fair, any pairing with Roy is automatically toxic.

>>87348773
>self inserting as a manlet
Ugh

>>87348566
Source?

>>87348773

Dude, Wolverine's a ugly and grumpy manlet that somehow managed to fuck a ton of A, B and C-lister hot heroines. He fucked Captain Marvel, Spider-Woman, Black Cat, Domino and so on.

There's no logical answer for this. It's just pure fanwank.

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>>87347249
A whole issue with Matt in his office taking calls after calls from the Marvel U.

for keks, I'd read

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>>87348933
>Wolverine's a ugly and grumpy manlet that somehow managed to fuck a ton of A, B and C-lister hot heroines

>>87349085

GOD-FUCKING-DAMMNIT!!

>>87349085
So is it
Logan
Peter
Tony
Then maybe Clint/Matt who fucked the most?

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I would have preferred Hellion over O5 Warren but it would be an unhealthy relationship for Laura as much as Warren was.

>>87349085

Batman's a goddamn monk next to Wolverine.

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>>87349118
This needs an update though

>>87349160

Laura seems to fall for controlling guys. Hellion wanted to work his issues on her and O5 Warren wants to change her.

You can see that she followed Rightclops like a perfect little soldier in X-Force, but pretty much left O5 Cyclops because he was too soft.

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>>87348644
>>87348933
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>>87349118

Maybe he has undiscovered pheromone powers .

>>87349203
>that pic
Or "How to Rewrite an Established character as your Self Insert and pair them up with your waifu"

>>87349254
I bet he smells like shit.

>>87349203

That Batman list is still bullshit. It places relationships from different continuities and missed characters like Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn.

>>87349203
>Clint fucked Dinah
This will always be funny to me
>And SheHulk
What the fuck.

>>87349227
She did live a huge part of her developmental stage as a puppet. Hard to pull out from that.

>>87347833
Yeah but I'd prefer it if she was two timing honestly.
Trying to remake herself with Clint, coping with her past with RGuardian/Bucky

Add layers, anon

>>87349332

Emma Frost fucking a Bruce Wayne espy called Bruce Gotham always cracks me up.

>>87349344
So make her Ult Nat? Gross.

>>87349085

So he fucked Black Cat, Dazzler, Spider-Woman, Carol Danvers, Jean, Storm, MJ, fucking SQUIRREL GIRL.....how does anyone take this character seriously lol. Sounds like a bunch of manlet writers living out their fantasies through him.

>>87349344
Nat doesn't seem like the commitment kind of gal anyways so I think that would work.

Is the Red Guardian still around?

>>87349203

Goddamn, Spider-Woman and Black Cat are on everyone's list. What whores.

Wait, wasn't Black Cat raped once?

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Where are them grils? I want to snickt the bub.

>>87349441
I dunno man. I think Nat WANTS commitment.

>>87349477

If Wolverine managed to transport himself to the DCU, how many established heroines and femme fatales would he be able to score before Acess managed to bring him back to the MCU?

>>87348434
Youre thinking inside the box and honestly i would like a weird friendship. I know it will never work long term even under the best conditions but itll be an interesting friendship.

>>87349499
I think that's what she thinks. She's too thirsty for redemption and to tied to her guilt during her RR days. She'd let go a relationship if it calls for her to correct a wrong she did.

>>87349565
No it wouldnt. They have nothing in common and she'll despise him.

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>>87349459
Yea, I don't know why Jess doesnt have her own list. She got pheromone powers. We dont know who else she fucked or jad a fling with off panel.

>>87349565
Nat's grounded and by that I mean she belongs to street level. Loki would be tha last guy she'd hang out with. Even among the Avengers, Nat's closest to those who are more "human"

>>87349713

So She-Hulk, Spider-Woman and Black Cat are the MCU biggest sluts, right?

>>87343509
That ship just makes no fucking sense

>>87349254
wtf, does this guy have a magic dick or something

>>87344626
Kinda
Magneto is old and Rogue is young
Rogue can't touch anyone but Magneto can

>>87349874
I honestly am surprised with Emma Frost. You'd think her list will be longer with her reputation but I guess being mindfucked isnt considered to be tally-able for this chart.

>>87349923

Nope. Just a lot of fanboy writers.

>>87349989
Emma Frost's appearances almost always have her in a dedicated relationship, of course her list is fairly small compared to bachelors like Iron Man and Wolverine.

>>87349874

Janet Van Dyne. Domino. Crystal. Emma Frost.

>>87349713
> filename
cheeky

>>87349989
Emma is pure!

>>87350034
Surprised Nat isnt that much of a slut either.

>>87349892
Hopeless' ane Bendis' whole shit doesn't male any sense.

>>87349635
Thats what weird about it dude. Plus its Loki nothing has to make sense. And why would she despise him, its not like theyve been butting heads directly. She might be one of the few to see what his real plans are.
Like she would understand what he did to end that war about the throne back on Asgard. Thats pretty nobleof him and Aaron never followed up on that point.fucking why dude.
>>87349827
Again an unlikely and out there friendship. Plus Loki does normal shit and he had that one normal friend in his book. Its just an idea.

>>87349989

Emma Frost is interesting because her whole deal is about being a "fake". She looks like a bomshell, but she got to be that way by doing tons of surgery. She whored herself for rich people, but most of the trysts were mental projections. She plays the role of a femme fatale, but she's really a star-at-home wholesome girl at heart. She acts like a domm, but is really submissive.

>>87350155
>hes a loki defender
Fucking hell youre pathetic.

>>87350217
Gross

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>>87344245
Go hide in your shithole with your disgusting ship

>>87350217

That pair made hella sense, though.

Jason has mommy issues. That's how he died, by being used by his biological mother. So Talia manipulated him by serving a motherly and sexual role to pit him against Batman.

>>87350256
Ive just read the last few years of a series of great stories about him.

>>87349425
Grey is expressed interest, pink is just kissing.

>>87350274
>tfw Bobbi keeps being pushed with Lance
FUCK OFF AOS

>>87350467

Wasn't Lance her first guy, though?

I'm calling it.

They're gonna bring back Logan and make him bi.

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>>87350518
they should just use the one that's already gay, he was pretty cool

>>87350518

If they really do this then no boypussies will be spared.

>>87350467
AOS Hunter looks like a looser and acts like a cunt. If they'rw gonna ship Bobbi with Hunter, cast an actor worthy of Adrianne.

>>87350565
> leg lift
why?

>>87350653
>no leg lock

>>87350217
So who fucks around more? DC characters or Marvel?

>>87350865

Marvel.

DC has more fucked up romance, but it's like... Disney shit, you know? Characters holding feelings for one another for years and shit. Fanfic tier angsty shit.

Marvel is one constant orgy. Everybody fucks everybody. Casual sex rules.

>>87349203
Isnt Peej promiscuous? What's her fling/relationship tally?

>>87350947
Aquaman
Hal Jordan
Hawkman
Blue Beetle
Atlee
Harley

>>87350983
oh and Mr. Terrific I guess

>>87350947
Eh, not really.

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>>87350929
>DC has more fucked up romance

>>87350983

Blue Beetle never scored her. She wanted and gave him tons of opportunity, but he was an ass.

Ted always have hot women wanting his dick, but he's too dumb to catch the signs. Barbara Gordon also wanted him and he messed it up.

>>87351059

Goddamn, Dick. You learn shit from Bruce, huh? You don't start shit that will end badly. You don't play with a girl's feelings.

>>87351062

Fire was crazy about Ted and he ignored her.

Goddamn it, Ted.

>>87350983

Actually I think Mr. Terrific and Val-Zod are the only guys we know for sure she's fucked. Though we can also assume she had sex with Hawkman and Firestorm, though I don't think those two were really explored or given much page time.

>>87351128
Is Ted our guy?

>>87351059
This is just pure dickery. He just had to give it the mornig after.

>>87351144
Also Zero Hour baby daddy plot.

>>87351062
Ted Kord can really get into self-insert territory sometimes. It's not THAT often, but there are times when clearly the writer is projecting onto the chubby sort-of loser superhero as the best dude around who deserves more.

>>87349939
You don't make sense at all too

>>87344221
Super speed nigga

>>87344626
>that time that they got to fug but only after Rogue sucked his daughter of her lifeforce thus allowing Rogue to touch only him

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>>87351269

I kinda wished Ted would wise up and end up with Bea. They could form a cute couple.

Well, at least it finally happened in Convergence.

>>87351462

Was Mags the one to claim her v-card?

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Toxic as cancer and a stomach disease

>>87351503
Ha, that little green Martian wants to cuck him.

>>87351267

Are you talking about Hal? Because they actually made a point to make her say she DIDN'T have sex with Hal. It was a magically-induced pregnancy.

>>87351540
I wanna say Iceman or Colossus were. Because she fugged them both while they had their powers activated.
I will never under the thinking of even hooking Mags and Rogue together

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>>87344245
Wrong.

This is best tease.

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>>87351707
definition of tease

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>255 posts
>this hasn't been posted yet

come on now

>>87351690
80s and 90s magically-induced pregnancies, Carol and Karen.

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Wasp and Deadpool

>>87351818
>taking the shirt off but not the mask
Has he been talking to Batman again

>>87351638
> put an F4 in Inhumans
> put an Xmen in Inhumans

goddamn fucking Inhuman push

>>87351267
>>87351690
>>87351861

The Zero Hour baby daddy was a demon. Arion, an atlantean wizard, impreganted PeeGee with the sperm of a demon, Chaos servant, named Scarabus.

>>87351818
>definition of tease
Tease? You want a definition of tease?

It's Miles and Kamala and then suddenly it's Gwen and Miles.

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>>87351900

>put an F4 in Inhumans

In more ways than one

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>>87351503

Ted was clueless as fuck.

>>87351900
Sorry, English is not my first language but "a" is for consonants and "an" for novels right? why does "an F4 and an Xmen" sounds more correct than "a F4 and a Xmen"? or was anon wrong in using "an?

>>87352155
Because you say it like "eff" and "ex" with the vowel sound starting the word so "an" is the correct way of saying it.

>>87352031
When will BB kill him?

>>87342824
FPBP

>>87351822
Everytime we try to forget you fuckers just keep bringing it back.

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the greatest romance in DC history

>>87351062
He cybered with Barbara actually.

>>87346512
Que es esto?

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>>87353228
I don't want to be "that guy" but dude it is literally on the image. It says the name right there.

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>>87352264

>implying based Johnny wouldn't wreck Cuckbolt's shit

>>87353451
Gracias

>>87351370
Were you born stupid or dropped on your head as a child?

>>87353953
Why does Marvel hate BB so much? He got cucked out of his throne and out of his wife.

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>>87355266

Powerful white (or whatever he is) male rulers who are actually benevolent, admirable and loyal are a big problem in Marvel's eyes. He was holding Medusa, a powerful and independent woman, back. I admire Marvel's position in setting the record straight and putting him in his place. After all, what's a king to a (yaass) queen?

>>87355914
What's annoying is BB never wanted a harem and the fact that she couldn't figure out that he was gone all of Secret Wars is mindbogglingly dumb and just makes her look horrible. Also most Marvel writers are garbage now anyway.

>>87349227
>>87349334
One thing to remember about Hellion was at the time of that issue, he was a wreck and probably still is. I mean, he lost his hands, his friends abandoned him, his mother in all but blood left him and he was desperately looking for someone to help him. And to be fair, Laura was being a bit of a bitch in the issues he was in. I mean it was obvious that Hellion needed help and she just left him. Twice.

Before hand, he basically treated Laura like a person which was what sold me on their relationship. It was actually her who was the more creepy in their relationship initially.

>>87355914
Shove that anti-PC meme back up your ass.
Medusa is just as awful as Bolt ever was.
In case you've never actually read a comic and are just going on what the conspiracy theorists on /pol/ have told you, let me set you straight: EVERY leader in Marvel comics is an asshole.
Go on, pretend you've read a comic and name one who isn't.

>>87353953
>>87355914
Fuck Medusa. Seriously, before hand she was a bitch, but she was at the end of the day she always did the right thing.

In fact, fuck Marvel for what they have done to the Inumans in general. Fuck them for turning them into a group of interesting characters who could play the role of hero and villain to a group of elitist cunts are insulting attacking people who they used to fight alongside and respected while we are supposed to see them as heroes for it.

>>87356022
>Treated Laura like a person
You mean treated her like he treats everyone else? Because he's always been an asshole.
That guy's character arc is finding humility, and he's nowhere near getting there.
I can see why Laura responds to it, his bullshit reads to her as honest and without the false civility everyone else hides behind, to someone with animal instincts that's a good thing.

>>87342751
wait, isn´t logan shorter than jean?

>>87356138
They're being set up as the well-meaning villains, you know.
Remember how in AvX the Avengers were set up as superficially right but in retrospect everything they did was the wrong call?
It's the same formula, Marvel loves to do the same plot devices over and over again: They're pulling the wool over the eyes of the readers so that when the twist comes it's more shocking.
Mark my words, they're going to end up going too far.

>>87356247
Women are naturally shorter than men. That's where "tall dark and handsome" comes from.

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>>87356425

Nah. Since Hugh Jackman artists have drawn Wolverine tall as fuck.

>>87356225
Not exactly. While certainly Hellion has been an asshole, he is a guy who has a clear sense of right and wrong, even if it is ego centric.

If something looks wrong to him, he'll say it, regardless of who it is he is speaking to. That is why I like him while I despise characters like Quire. There is a point to his dickishness and he is seen as an asshole by nearly everyone, even his friends.

He also has a character beyond a dick as well. Julian genuinely wanted to be a help others, even though he wasn't exactly the best person and was a good friend and had the potential to be a good person. His devolpment over Kyle and Yost's run on X-Men is easily one of my favorite things to read as it feels so natural and not forced or out of character.

I mean compare his first apperances in New Mutants to the final issue of New X-Men before the Messiah Complex and it becomes obvious he has devolped quite well.

>>87356361
Well, you have more faith in Marvel than I do anon and I genuinely hope that you are right.

>>87356425
you know there´s women who are tall and men who are short right?

>>87356693
Yeah, but that Anon is right. It is more common for a woman to be shorter than a man. Not there is anything wrong with a tall woman

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>>87356693
Yes I do.

>>87356093

Somebody's got their panties in a wad...Do you check under your bed every night for the /pol/ boogie man?

>>87351059
wait, HOW do you handle this?
> no I can't have sex wit you casue I'm marrying an alien orange nudist

>>87349630
I'd say the exact opposite actually. At least based on the Black Widow comics I've read which are the newer ones.

Nat seems bent on keeping most people at a professionally amicable distance and only against her intentions do people and things seem to get closer and both more committed to each other.

Case in point: Clint. Ignoring the silver-age origin, they were mostly acquainted with each other through working for SHIELD at the same time. Over that period and the one of being Avengers (+etc) together, they became friends.

Bucky is probably one of the only exceptions and only really because where she built her other friendships on work, she and Bucky were put through the RR gauntlet together and that's a different type of bond

Also, do you think Nat takes her guilt to irrational places? Like "Oh god, I ate the last of the peanut butter even though Bobbi labeled it in the fridge and everything, I should go get her a truckload of peanut butter"

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>>87357724
Dick's a slave to his dick. Too much history and familiarity with these two, fucking would have been something instinctive.

>>87358507
I want to see Nat overreact to everything.

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Anything happen with this?

>>87359679

This was creepy as fuck because initially Carol only wanted to use Kyle's capability to yield different rings thinking that he could be the key to free Hal. Then she started to seduce him in order to better manipulate his ass, since Kyle's a beta manchild who needs the constant guidance and support of a female companion, and she knew that by doing this she'd give him the boost he needed to control all the emotions. But then Hal came back and it seemed that she had started to develop feelings for Kyle out of nowhere. She even stated that she needed to be in love to keep her ring, implying that she was forcing herself to feel something for Kyle to keep her power.

So you've a cuntish and manipulative Carol and Kyle serving as her clueless boytoy. Toxicity levels of the chart.

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>>87343548
It would make for an interesting dynamic, and be something that hasn't been done before. Hell, Zatanna's dad and Superman debuted in the same issue. Honestly I just want to see more of Superman interesting with the magic side of the DC Universe.

>Clark and Constantine's Magic Mystery Tour when?

>>87346554
Matt is like those stand up dudes in the community who befriends a troubled girl and ends up falling in love with her but the whole relationship's all about him fixing the broken and righting the wrongs.

>>87347254
Yeah, I really don't see Frank as being for sexual

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>>87349344
>>87349441
>>87349499
>>87349630
>>87358507

She had a chance to be with Matt and was given a position of power to influence and know the future. She shoved both aside. Nat's purpose for her defecting, joining Shield and the Avengers wasn't because she sees herself as a hero and thus must do heroics. She's there for redemption. Nat's stuck in her past as much as Bucky is.

>>87351062
he was cybering with Barbara and was going to try and be with her but he killed himself instead

>>87359679
>>87360063
it was just gross as hell and came out of nowhere

>>87356022
>And to be fair, Laura was being a bit of a bitch in the issues he was in. I mean it was obvious that Hellion needed help and she just left him. Twice.

I blamed Gambit on that. He was so caught up playing mentor to Laura and I feel like he was trying to best Logan. Some of his advices were off.

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What did you guys thought of this pairing?

>>87361988
Corny and cringey. Steph should have remained dead.

>>87361988
Steph belongs to Cass

>>87362341
I have to admit, Robin dating her would have been a much more interesting plot-twist then.

>>87353451
Wait, so does he got powers or what?

>>87342991

Stop being a salty BM/WW, SM/WW shipper. This has, is and will be her healthiest relationship. It's not even a tease. Steve and Diana are, by definition, OTP

>>87362535
WW is now a full on dyke who just has a thing for steve trevor apparently.

WW's amazons would havesex with/rape men and then kill them and any male offspring origin is now a no go.

They're doubling down on the original immortal murderously misandrist bondage dykes who live in an ridiculously scientifically and magically advanced society origin.

Best part? The people they are hoping to appeal to with this return to form will be HIGHLY upset by her banging the ubermenche steve trevor and be pissed off by even the slightest implications that the amazons would fuck men or that they are all skinnnimax bisexuals who're waiting for "the right guy" to fuck them/love them straight.
Even though the former is how they are able to sell WW in the first place and the latter is how they are able to sell her creepy ass origin to 99% of people.

Have fun with your totally unmarketable trainwreck of a character.

>>87346294
jsyk that isn't nat, it's yelena in nat's body, and matt knows that in this scene

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>>87349203
>spiderman kissed Ben Grimm
>And JJJ

>>87362653

>full on dyke who just has a thing for steve trevor apparently.
> full dyke
> has a thing for Steve Trevor
Make up your mind.

Azzfags are such a miserable hypocritical bunch aren't they? They hating on Rucka for disregarding Azz but are blind or refuses to acknowledge how Azzarello disregarded Perez, Messner-Loebs and Rucka.

>>87361010
>Gambit
I am still at a loss why he was in that book. I mean he was written 'okay', but before hand there was no real connection to Laura. To be honest, I felt as if he could have been replaced by Elixir. That would have been nicer I think, seeing those old X-Force buddies back together again.

>>87363090
Kay...
She is gay as sunshine
But she has a thing for steve trevor and steve trevor alone.
Her being straight at any point is now gone.
Meaning no SMWW or BMWW

>>87350089
To be fair it's all Bendis fault. Hopeless had to carry this, even if he obviously didn't want to.

>>87363100
I think Liu chose him because she could not use Logan. Being the older and "wiser" mentor who could emphatize and understand Laura with his experience under Sinestro and Rogue.

>>87363298
Yeah... But at the very least he could have put more thought into his work. Seriously, the crap excuse he gave for the relationship was absolutely idiotic.

>>87363315
>Sinestro
Wut

>>87363462
I think the anon meant Sinister...

Still, even with that I find issue with Liu even after what >>87363368 said. Mainly because Gambit felt like a way of ensuring people would keep reading her book. I mean, Laura's former team should have been her supporting cast, as it was with them when she shined the most, but they barely show up.

>>87363315
This means Marj Liu actually researches her shit and writes for the character unlike Cain, Leth and KSD. She could write multiple characters with differing voices and personalities and not feels so OOC. She had Storm, Daken, Peter, Sue, Jubes, Hellion... Although Liu needs to step up at her writing game.

>>87363524
Oh shit wrong person... I meant>>87363315

>>87363536
I am not familiar with how the last issue/chapter was received but I personally loved it. I know there are people who dislike captioned/wordless panels. I'm aware this has been a criticism toward Rucka too but I find the idea of the writer entrusting the storytelling to the artist very noble and sincere. Noto definitely delivered on that last issue imo.

>>87363524
>I mean, Laura's former team should have been her supporting cast, as it was with them when she shined the most, but they barely show up.

Gambit aside, I still think it was wise to take Laura away from the Academy X kids. Her interactions with the other members of the Marvel U establishes her future role as a legacy character to a person who is more or less, acquainted with every major players in the universe.

>>87362653
Wew. Edgy. Did Azzarello's cock gagged you hard?

Diana will be with Steve. Deal with it.

>>87363187
> being straight means having a multiple romantic relationship at the same time

t.cheater

>>87363766
I stand by what I said.

I don't even fucking care what beard they hook her up with today. Doesn't even matter.

>>87363726
Eh, we are going to have to agree to disagree anon. I mean yeah, it's nice that she got acquainted with major players, but a major pull about Wolverine, or at least for me is that despite all the shit that happens to him, he's got a family to come back to.

I think that Laura's solo would have benefited if the Academy of X kids were more important and it showed the bonds that she had with them.

>>87349713
Were they ever a couple?

>>87343338
I ship Zatanna with Batman. There was a comic that actually would have made them a good fit. Even one episode from the Batman TAS

>>87343509
You know what I would like to see happening here? That this Warren actually dies. Have that demon lady turn this Warren into her puppet due to the power of the Black Vortex he's got. Then involve the older Warren were his old memories are restored. Young Warren tries to kill Laura as he's possessed now, and then old Warren intervenes and kills him

No more of this ship as I will give an F you to Bendis for starting it

>>87351707
>>87351818
Jesus, how strong is Peter's will to have not fully boned Silk after all the fondling.

>>87351822
WHY GOD DAMMIT!!! CAN SOMEBODY GET MARVEL TO ERASED THIS SHIT!!!

>>87351875
I remember that far too well. Then Wasp had everyone's memory of him ever being a part of it because she was freaked out when Wade's skin got messed up again

>>87364734
There is no going back anon, the goblin has tasted the gwen and she likes it

>>87364734
Slott said he won't touch SP and OMD, so until he leaves no one will retcon them