Siege Storytime

>>87318001
oh yeah that's the stupid bitch who didn't know who neal adams is

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>"But nobody knows how fragile Norman's damaged psyche is..."

Dude used to run around in a green rubber suit tossing blondes off bridges, how can people not know that?

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>"I don't know who that is."
>"I don't know who THEY are."

And that's a two-fer, of "characters Bendis doesn't know", Anons. Take TWO drinks

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>>87318024
I storytime while half asleep more often than I should, what are you referring to?

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I don't think this ever gets mentioned again after Siege is over.

>>87318211
In Heroic Age Avengers #1, they are rebuilding it.

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I forget, have we been introduced to Victoria Hand yet? She'll be important in a few days, but for now, think of her as the government agent that keeps Norman in line.

Or is SUPPOSED to.

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>Even the literal God of War knows getting involved in this war is stupid.

>>87318276
She looks asian on that last panel or is just me?

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>>87318243
Yeah, but compared to how often Stamford got mentioned?

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>>87318316
I think it's the glasses, personally.

>>87318276
>I forget, have we been introduced to Victoria Hand yet? She'll be important in a few days, but for now, think of her as the government agent that keeps Norman in line.
She was in the entirety of Dark Avengers

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What's that? The former supervillain is out of control? You don't fucking say.

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>>87318363
Yes, but I meant the people who are reading along with the threads, because I still don't want to read Dark Avengers.

>>87318401
The only thing to know about Hand is that she didn't agreed with SHIELD, got fired for complaining, and Osborn picked her because she complained about SHIELD.

Also, she's a lesbian or something.

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Ares father in Marvel comics is Zeus, right? How crazy IS he supposed to be?

>>87318113
sorry, wrong thread

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Okay, so during Dark Reign, Tony wiped the entire Superhuman Registry rather than let it fall under Norman Osborn's control, because it turned out that Captain America was right that the entire registry would be put under the control of a villain if they get put in charge.
Tony then basically rebooted his brain, because the entire list was in there, which also had the effect of getting rid of all of his memories from just before the Extremis arc. He's been a vegetable ever since, under the protection of Donald "Thor" Blake, and Maria Hill.

Yeah, seeing her outside the Shield Uniform is weird, isn't it?

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>>87318459
The lesbian thing really only comes up in a flashback where she has a girlfriend.

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Normally I'd call bullshit about Karla being this worried over anything... but this is fucking Thor, and he sees you wrecking his house. She's too smart to NOT be worried.

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>>87318469
Oh thank god, I thought I was so tired one night I genuinely forgot who Adams is.

I like Coipel's art. What's he up to these days?

Oh man, I forgot Donald Blake was an actual thing at that time.

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Seriously Bendis? With the exception of the Sentry, Thor shouldn't be "brought down" by ANY of those guys.

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>>87318577
JMS brought him back and kept him around. I think Marvel only ditches him in the aftermath of Fear Itself.

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Yeah, there's a digital version with these pages. He did this outside of Secret War.
This time, you can read it for yourselves!

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Bullseye, displaying the difference between Psychotic and Stupid.

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>"Who says it ain't supposed to be here. It was there and now it's here. Who says no?"
>"God."
>"Really? Because I bet those guys know more about God than you."

>>87318626
>Sentry Security clearance lvl 2

lel

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He's doing the Unworthy Thor mini, I believe.

>>87318561
He drew Civil War Too #0 and is drawing the Unworthy Thor mini.

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>They're still trying to keep it a secret who the person who can fight on an Asgardian level is

Did anyone SERIOUSLY not know who it was at the time?

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If anyone wants me to skip those post-comic text pages, say so. If not, I'll post them for completion's sake.

>>87318084
You clearly want us drunk.

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>>87318683
Even TASKMASTER has higher clearance, which amuses the fuck out of me.

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Despite all common sense, it was GILLEN who later retconned in that this was all part of Loki's manipulations. As Bendis wrote it, this was all Norman's idea.

>>87318741
I bet even lvl 2 is pushing it, they really don't want to give Sentry more power than he already has. Not that Sentry would need clearance or use it.

>>87318561
Both art and colors are nice in this event.

I hate the world.

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>>87318725
It would certainly make this book more fun.

>>87318796
I cannot deny that, hmmm.

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I admit, I'm not /k/, but I feel like there's a laundry list of reasons why firing a rocket launcher out of a moving open air truck like that should launch you on your ass.

>>87318767
Has Heimdall been synergy'd to look like Idris Elba yet?

>>87318321
Coipel draws a cute Moonstone. A cute!

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Remember Anons, one of Karla Sofen's major powers is intangibility.

>>87318796
Hum, I'm not into her, but damn, Karla is hot.

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>>87318787
I long for the days when Bendis was stuck with fucking Gaydos.

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So this is the New Avengers, the Young Avengers, and Nick Fury's Secret Warriors all in one room.

No wonder Spidey's hanging from the ceiling, it must get crowded.

>>87318373
>Bendis accurately portraying Obama as a puss who can't run things.

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I know Bendis didn't read it, but this brings to mind a similar scene in Incredible Hercules, where Osborn and the Dark Avengers fight the Olympians. After a brief truce, Ares literally says "If we fight them again, I'll join their side."

Osborn didn't really think this through.

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>Ares vs Sentry

We all know how this goes, Anons.

>>87318875
>I don't care who put him in power

If we follow real-life events, then it was probably one of Bush's last acts.

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>>87318846
>>87318868
When she's not written by people like Bendis or Zub, Karla is freaking GREAT.

Ares was such a retard in Bendis' Avengers. People were fucking outraged when he got fucked over, but all I could think about was "Fucking finally."

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>>87318845
I don't believe he has yet.

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>>87318926
Given his politics, Dark Reign feels like someone taking the piss at Bush as an incompetent madman... only they took so long he was already out of office by then.

>>87318982
Hey, she's interesting. I meant, I'm not into girls, but I think she's quite interesting. I wonder why we don't see her more nowadays. She's not dead, right?

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Okay everyone, prepare to grab your favorite edits...

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Remember Anons. THIS got published, uncensored, and yet people can't say "fuck".

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>>87318961
He was put in place in the last issue of Secret Invasion, after Obama won, but before Bush actually left.

>>87319042
I always loved the idea that it was actually Obama's doing.

He said things would change. He never said how.

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>>87318985
Mighty Avengers, or Dark Avengers? Ares acted differently in the two, for no real reason.

>>87319046
She's in the current Thunderbolts volume, being wasted like everyone there.

>people expected Zub to be good
It's like you didn't read Skullkickers. Oh wait, you didn't, because it was shit.

>>87319096
I stand with my statement. I hate the world.

At least sometimes.

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>>87319046
She's a main character in Zub's Thunderbolts, Anon. Hell, except for that period during New Thunderbolts where she was in a coma, and the time she was in Dark Avengers, she's basically ALWAYS been in the Thunderbolts. She's probably the longest serving member outside Songbird.

>>87319096
I mean, it took decades before Mortal Kombat dropped a F-bomb. I would say "Americans and their censorship" but frankly, ALL censorship is weird like that (remember Mutant Teenage Hero Turtles?)

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Man, I can't even IMAGINE that stench

>>87319113
>I'll do what I do

So absolutely nothing. Bendis wasted BuckyCap so badly, I swear.

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>insert Cyclops edit

>>87319068
>>87319096
First time reading this, does anyone else feel like a page is missing here? The scene is pure gore, but lacks any impact because the build up to it is very poor

>>87319236
As cool as this page is, Osborn just stood there like an idiot.

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>>87319191
See, but that's violence. I've accepted that Americans are just weirdly desensitized to violence compared to everyone else.

>>87319253
Look at the numbering. That's the order.

>>87319140
>>87319166
>She's in the current Thunderbolts volume
I take note.

I guess I should read T-Bolts again. Been a while since the last time I checked them.

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>"Not the one hanging out with Luke Cage..."

For fuck's sake Bendis, there's more characters in that team than Luke fucking Cage.

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>"the minute I show my face on the battlefield, both me and Captain America will be the focus of all of Osborn's aggression."

Given that Bendis wanted this event to seem like Osborn going bugfuck nuts, you'd EXPECT Osborn to go for Spidey first, and THEN the genuine threads. Or maybe Fury is assuming Osborn isn't nuttier than chipmunk shit.

>>87319139
Tbh I don't recall much of his character in either. I just know I wasn't impressed by his decision making ability, or indeed, anything else, from the very start.

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>>87319218
The only noteworthy thing Buckycap ever did in the New Avengers was make that "I killed Hitler" crack.

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>>87319253
If you're actually asking if a page is missing, I have checked my trades, and it's not. If you're saying there SHOULD be a page between based on proper storytelling... sounds about right.

>>87319284
I mean, I guess I will, eventually.

Not now. But, you know, some other day.
Former runs too.

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>President is a black guy now

Yeah, so not-Obama is officially in place now.

>>87319254
I imagine the entire page took a fraction of a second. He probably didn't have time to react or was just too stunned.

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So I just noticed that, once again, Iron Fist isn't here.

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>>87319284
Unless you're going to re-read older bolts, you shouldn't.

>>87319405
Yeah, he just shows at the end with everyone else that did fight, haha.

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>>87319254
I like to think of it as slow motion. Remember, Cap can throw that shield FAST.

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>>87319455
"Sorry guys, I was stuck in Hell for a few weeks, my bad. Anything good happen while I was away?"

>>87319444
Ok...

It must be awful by your comments, anons.

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Okay, so this "Captain America can't remember Taskmaster" bit. Is this just a running joke? Since I saw it in Marvel vs Capcom 3.

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>>87319508
Let me put it this way. Do you like the Winter Soldier?

>>87319493
I miss this Sentry

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Man, remember when Speed was a thing?

Good lord, the President's narration in those pages is REALLY annoying.

>>87319572
Councelor: Mr. President, this is The Hood.
Not-Obama: What?

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>>87319572
It doesn't even have the charm that Silver/Bronze Age narration has. It just seems to be there to remind us "the President knows".

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>Cling finally kicks Bullseye in the face

Personally I would've enjoyed it more if he sniped him, but beggars can't be choosers.

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Fucking hell, why can't the government move this quickly anywhere else?

>>87319545
Allright. Understood.

>>87319567
I liked him.

>>87319589
So like a true Bendis book.

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>>87319560
THIS Sentry?

>>87319471
The narration boxes really ruin this page

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>>87319589
The only reason I didn't comment on THAT is because I like the idea that The Hood really is a damn nobody. I mean, if it was the Kingpin? EVERYONE would know who he was.

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And here we see the only thing Tony Stark does in this event.

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>>87319650
When I first got into Marvel, I genuinely thought Bendis was intentionally putting "I don't know who that is" in places on purpose.
Sort of like how it came out post-mortem that Steve Dillon was intentionally doing Frank Face after he heard about the meme.

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And this here is one of the reasons JMS left the Thor book.

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>>87319682
I wish I had a textless version of that page (save the last panel) to see if it works better. Because I'm almost certain it would.

>>87319666
Specially this sentry

>>87319770
I'm intrigued to know what other reasons there were.

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>Wolverine watching on TV from Utopia

See, at least he has an excuse to not be with the Avengers, he's helping out his muggas.

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Yeah, this is the most Spider-Man does in this event. You'd think, when the villain is one of his biggest enemies he'd be more involved, but guess now.

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Dun dun dun

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>password: white

Really, can't even bother to make it hard to guess?

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Wait, is that a camera in the top left, or some high tech gun? It sure as shit isn't the rocker launcher from earlier.

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>>87319812
I only know of the "they planned to wreck Asgard-on-Earth, which was practically the major part of his run".

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>"Do not come into the city. The Avengers are in Asgard. DO NOT COME INTO THE CITY."
>"Negative, we're deploying troops into the city."

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>"I strongly advise you to put the call out to Scott Summers of the X-Men and Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four."

Man, can you imagine how helpful they'd be in this? Not even joking, Reed could probably do some Science to make something to beat the Sentry on the plane ride over.

>>87319965
>Don't do this dumb shit
>We are doing the dumb shit

Seems realistic to me.

>>87319380
>Constitutional lawyer turned President doesn't know posse comitatus. Bendis writes Obama exactly as the dumbass that he is in real life.

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Last issue, Anons!

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We really didn't need that narration, Bendis.

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Two double-page spreads in a row!

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How much do you think this is going to help in the last issue?

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>>87320004
Doesn't mean I can't enjoy pointing it out.

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I know it's Bendis, but I do enjoy seeing Thor just wreck house. It was my favorite part of Uncanny Avengers too.

>>87318926
>>87319134
>>87320014
Nice blog. No one cares.

>>87319471
>>87319545
Goodness, I know it's Bendis but his Obama is a total fucking moron. EVERYTHING he's spoken has ended with a question mark.

>>87320091
Spiderman's doing a fabulous pose. So quite a bit.

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Gillen would later retcon basically all of this to be part of a plan leading up to his Journey into Mystery and Kid Loki.

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>"So much for the power upgrade."

So yeah, that went literally nowhere.

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>"He's the Angel of Death."

Another origin for the Void, or Osborn being insane? YOU DECIDE!

>>87320221
Thor so mad he got the Leinil Yu eyes.

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Ten seconds isn't a lot of time to run, unless you're suggesting she jump out a damn window.

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>Osborn cracking Captain America over the head with a rock and running away

Just in case you thought his escape in Superior Spider-Man had too much dignity to it.

>>87320247
Pretty sure they did show something to that end in Dark Avengers.

Man that shit was bad.

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Okay, the hell is this "Woof" thing Bendis keeps doing?

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Based on Thor's narration, he's keeping him alive NOT because of a no kill rule, but to make him suffer.

>>87319817
I miss Wolverine and Cyclops being bros

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>he turns back to Void
>Thor drops a damn Thunderbolt on him

>>87319865
They reused this same shot with ScottDarkPhoenix for AvX.

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>Bob is literally a charred corpse

Remember Anons, Thor doesn't have an explicit no-kill rule, so much as a general guideline.

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>Sentry's body gets thrown into the Sun after a lifetime of throwing other things into the sun

>>87320440
>"You cleansed me in the Sun"

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>Spider-Man being the one to tell someone to shut up

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I get why they do it, but it always bugs me whenever they obscure the face of the president like this, because he always looks evil.

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Yeah, so Iron Fist really did just show up at the party with the Fantastic Four, and a few other guys.

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>>87320396
Someone probably told him it was a great shot, so he wanted to make a callback.. only nobody else remembered the scene.

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>>87320440

is he really kill? as in never coming back? i liked the sentry

>>87320464
That reminds me, what is Hand up to now?

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And that's it for Siege, Anons! See you tomorrow, when we finally finish the first New Avengers series!

>>87320566
>Tony in charge
>"I won't come back to the avengers, Stark"
-Steve is in charge
>"Well, if you guys want..."

>>87320601
>Spidey, we're at a party. Stop acting like a sperg and stand up straight.

>Songbird wasn't part of Norman's downfall

Still rustled.

>>87320549
If you are being honest, no.
He return later saying he was tired of regenerating himself and letting himself burn to an atom in the Sun

>>87320598
She later shows up as a secondary character in Bendis's SECOND New Avengers.

>>87320774

yeah, i liked him, not because he was all mighty and powerful but because he was crazy and everything he tried to do went wrong, i could relate to him

>>87320549
He's currently out in the universe hiding a dead Celestial...see Uncanny Avengers.

>>87319592
>Literally thinking you can shot someone that can move so much faster than a bullet, that the bullet looks like a snail crawling to them

Why does Bendis write everyone like they're retarded?

>>87318443
I like that daken and bullseye have gliders but that's just not cool enough for ares
How does the pilot see anything other than gigantic greek ass

>>87318905
>mockingbird spilling out of her top
Ask me about my feminism

>>87320328
>spock

>>87319196
I like this sequence of events
"I found thor!"
"Got him!"
>krakoom!!
Why would daken ever think he could handle thor with just some HAMMER goons

>>87318905
Even in a room full of dumb hero names, slingshot stands out as hilarious to me for some reason.

>>87319258

There is something weirdly cartoonish about most forms of violence, while words and sex seem so much realistic I guess.

>>87319817
>Xmen and FF just watching on tv
Thanks guys

>>87318001
Does reading Siege count as work?

Ah well, at least Coipel's art is pretty.

>>87318058
Especially Loki, who's got frankly near omniscience levels of voyeurism.

>>87318084
Ah, JMS Volstagg. You basically didn't have a family anymore and that was total bullshit.

>>87318113
See, Volstagg ought to have a better grasp on Midgard than he does. Because he's been there before, got the t-shirt and everything.

Also, he adopted a couple of American kids after their parents were killed when Surtur attacked.

>>87318297
Thor HAS kicked his ass a lot.

>>87318443
>GOBLIN GLIDERS FOR EVERYONE!
>DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, MEDIA!

>>87318463
At this point I think Zeus is Amadeus Cho's kid sidekick.

>>87318534
The last time Earth forces attacked Asgard, it took like two centuries, time travel and Thor's son being more worthy than him to stop his divine wrath.

Of course, that was Odinforced Thor, and he used up a lot of the Odinforce unkilling everyone that died in Avengers Disassembled.

>>87318741
Well, Taskmaster is in charge of the Initiative now. They hired him to do his goon training thing, but on the same level that Camp Hammond was being used on super-trainees.

This is like the third or fourth time Balder's been King of Asgard, and it annoyed the crap out of me that Balder even being Thor's brother was treated as novel by this run.

>>87318985
Micheal Avon Oeming's Ares was certainly a much more interesting character, yes.

>>87319096
>and yet people can't say "fuck".

Yeah, quite the amusing bit of hypocrisy right there on the page itself.

>>87319113
Steve Rogers has spent most of the last decade Not as Captain America. From the time he died onwards, they keep coming up with reasons to have him not be Cap.

I mean, hell, even now, he's Cap again, but Eeeeevil Cap so Sam looks better.

>>87319258
Which is weird because unlike, say, the Balkans or central Africa, there isn't a local war in recent memory to account for it.

>>87319113

>I'll do what I do
>Cocks giant gun

I like this Bucky moment

>>87319405
Bendis knows from personal experience that black people can't have white friends. It's why every time he tried to be cool the brothas he was rejected outright.

>>87319512
It feels like a Bendis crack that MvC3 probably took from this.

>>87319567
Heinberg playing drag ass on Young Avengers pretty heavily derailed the team's momentum. It got turned into a bunch of minis that had to be fundamentally inconsequential.

And then it got turned into Gay Avengers, and Speed was obviously too straight for that.

>>87318926
fuck off /pol/

>>87319770
I didn't mind, but I feel like I was in the majority for liking Jurgens Thor more than it, asside from the great Coipel art.

>>87319770

I always felt like JMS was being kind of a whiny diva with that shit desu

>>87319934
Well, it's not like it was a particularly original idea, given that Asgard flying off the coast of Manhattan was a major element of the second half of the previous Thor run.

>>87320221
Power upgrades that do nothing? Shit, I didn't know Bendis was into anime.

>>87320034
This was the issue that made me realize Bendis was shit.

>>87326249
Well, by this point Queseda was pretty much balls deep into assraping JMS into making Spidey total garbage already.

>>87323743
Don't be slut shaming, yo!

But I did like her better when she showed more skin. She had a better personality too.

>>87320393
It was fucking weird to me when the Void stopped being a shadow monster, and turned into the weird, crustacean thing it is here.

Hurt the thematic naming.

>>87320440
Now we can get the funeral of the Sentry, and have everyone mourn the fact that Rogue can't cuckquean his wife anymore.

>>87320489
Evil presidents are why this scene feels wrong, too.

Cap is not this trusting of the Government, and hasn't been since he saw Nixon kill himself after getting exposed as the leader of the Secret Empire.

The time Reagan appointed "John Smith" to head the CSA, and replaced him with John Walker, and the time Dell Rusk ended up Secretary of Defense both didn't really help, either.

>>87321987
Because he himself is.

>>87323559
Flying by instruments, obviously.
There's a whole lot you won't be able to see out of a cockpit regardless.
At least this way he's got a taut, muscular view.

>>87326249
Especially since it turns out, Quesada had given JMS a specific period of time in which he would be allowed to do whatever he wanted with Thor with no interference. It's just that delays and pacing caused by JMS himself meant he didn't finish his run the way he wanted by the time that set period was over. It's JMS' own fault.

>>87318459
She is also Lisa Ann

>>87319444
Dat Thick Carol Ass!!!

Muh Dick, Coipel is sooooo fucking good. Can't fucking wait for the Unworthy Mini.

>>87318626
so is Benjamin Poindexter bullseye's canon name?

>>87328467
No. Closest we've got is "Lester", no last name.

>>87318484
She's kinda cute in that outfit