We're back!
"Empowered" is Adam Warren's ongoing graphic novel series following the adventures of the titular (insecure) superheroine. Expect laughs, satire of the superhero genre, and drama out of left field.
Oh, and a lot of bondage. (Less, now that we're moving past the early volumes.)
Feel free to comment and respond as much as you like - discussion is what makes a storytime fun, after all. If it goes for a while without anyone other than me posting, a bump would obviously be appreciated.
Last time, Emp dealt with more self-esteem issues, we got more of a glimpse into Thugboy's chequered past, and the Superhomeys discovered the backlog of yaoi doujins based on them. Oh, and Ninjette was captured and nearly made into into a double amputee by scary ninjas, before Emp (or rather her suit) OMGWTFblasted them into oblivion. That happened too.
Let's kick Volume 4 off!
>>87251047
And yes, that is the goddamn Maidman on the cover. His time is nigh.
>>87251094
Might be at Volume 4 already, but that doesn't mean the lewd is going away anytime soon.
>>87251047
>CAPEYS ARC
Aww here it goes.
>>87251131
I guess someone has to be based in Milwaukie.
>>87251163
Could be worse. Could be Milwaukee WI.
No seriously, I've driven through there. Nobody should live like this.
>>87251163
Recap time!
>>87251222
In case you forgot that Ninjette is white and her clan is from NJ.
>>87251094
That's quite a beaming smile Emp has on today
>>87251255
>Most of her recap is stuff she doesn't know
>>87251259
Shame if something were to...happen to it.
>>87251276
>darkhorsepresentsonmyspace.com
Catchy!
>>87251047
I love this series, I own every single book even the mini specials and had cover compilations with his Adam Warren's notes between the pages that he makes in between. By far my favorite comic to date. Hard to believe this is just his side project.
>>87251323
Full colour, bitches!
>>87251356
>chubby
When will this meme die?
>>87251391
Yeah, what a bitch.
>>87251391
Warren's stated he's going to be drawing her a bit more thicc now. So, never.
>>87251420
Superheroics is such a boy's club.
>>87251492
A whooooole lot.
>>87251542
Can't argue with that.
>>87251601
Well thank goodness for airbags.
>>87251654
That is an, uh, interesting seatbelt.
>>87251601
>Crime
>Chimera
>Crimera
Pfffthahaha.
>>87251542
The juxtaposition of Thugboy's giant stubby fingers and the chopsticks is great stuff
>>87251695
...Tentacles?
>>87251601
I'd agree, on the condition that you're somehow not able to throw the car at above that speed.
Or for you flying brick types, dropping it on them at terminal velocity.
>>87251736
Welp, guess the experience at the end of last volume kinda traumatised 'Jette.
>>87251695
I think this bit sort of marks the turning point for Empowered, she's still tied up, and ignored by her compatriots, but she's not letting it get her down.
>>87251763
>girl wakes up in bondage and panics
Down boner, it's a blue board fer chrissake.
>>87251763
>Mask crying and dribbling blood
Not at all creepy.
>>87251799
Guess we know where she gets her penchant for beer from. Dear ol' daddy.
>>87251832
>Dr. Big McLarge Huge
Weird that his middle name has a 'Mc' prefix. Maybe it's hyphenated.
Forget the bondage
Forget the boobs
Forget the butt
I wanna face fuck those her DSL's
>>87251878
The details of suprahuman medical care sound fascinating.
>>87251932
>Wing
>Is completely detached from, much larger than, and made of totally different materials to the main hospital
>>87251976
The coveted Capeys?!
>>87251047
Aw dammit, I missed the last ninaj-filled storytime. Don't suppose it was archived or anything? Oh well.
>>87252016
Just like the Oscars.
>>87252070
ROW ROW
>>87252019
Here you go: >>87199403
>>87252140
A grave injustice, DW.
>>87251883
>Forget the bondage
>Forget the boobs
>Forget the butt
Take it easy son, lets not say anything we don't mean.
>>87251932
Dr. Big McLarge Huge acts harsh, but it's only because he cares.
>>87252206
DW might be one of the most entertaining characters I've read. Does he get any important storylines this volume?
>>87252347
Think he gets a pretty cool chapter with Ninjette next volume.
>>87252206
Well... Thugboy packed those bags, didn't he?
>>87252461
Oh, guess not.
>>87252506
Roommates! Surely this will contribute to some great character development.THREESOME WHEN
>>87252542
>Kozue
Aw!
>>87252579
Check out Nurse Package over here.
>>87252606
Nothing is ever a coincidence in this universe. Even the tropes.
>>87252651
Damn.
>>87252682
>Sgt. Surgery
This hospital has the coolest doctors.
>>87252708
Yeah, get a grip, Emp. It's just a 700kg apparently independently conscious alien liver.
>>87252757
Who are you backing for the nom, anons?
>>87251047
bumping for tonight
Also remember to link the previous threads on the OP, bro
>>87252792
Well, sure, the only polite thing was to tell her that.
>>87252792
I'd vote for Syndablock or that metal snake guy
>>87252844
It probably WILL be perfectly innocent, too. Phooey.
>>87252794
Yeah, my bad, I'll do that for the next thread. Previous thread at least is linked in one of my earlier posts here.
>>87252916
At least DW is citing plenty of sources.
>>87252970
It's amazing how accurately he captures each of their voices.
>>87253014
The suit took over in more ways than one, then.
>Empowered thread
But I've already masturbated! And I don't want those sad feels either!
>>87253076
Stupid sexy devil Emp.
>>87253139
And she knows from weak and helpless!
>>87253109
Shut up and read! You can masturbate while you cry to save time.
>>87253191
Yeah, that would've kinda sucked.
>>87253237
Pantsu shot.
>>87253273
They sure know how to make a girl feel safe.
maidman time?
>>87253308THREESOME NOW?!
>>87253350
Thugboy makes the first move...
>>87253406
Tell us about it, DW. This is probably the closest we'll ever get.
>>87253443
Interesting title.
>>87253489
Well, there's the 'elephant'...
>>87253532
404: Titty not found.
>>87253589
...And there's the canoe.
>>87253629
His time approacheth...
>>87253629
>VA J.J.
Genious writing
>>87253684
Cripes! It's a coalition of curmudgeonly caped criminals!
>>87253750
Well, that's not what's supposed to happen.
>>87253750
>>87253797
>that guy with a hand for head
I really love all the weird villains and capes
>>87253797
Is that a croquet mallet? What?
Oh. CROWquet. Hahaha.
>>87253955
Yeah. Don't be such awet blanket!
>>87251423
I really dislike that. I hesitate to call it "pandering" (because jesus christ what else can you call half this comic already), but it just feels like it her personal growth less about proving her old self wrong and more about proving everyone else wrong.
>>87254013
>PSST
>PSST
??
>>87254076
>That middle finger
>>87254171
Well at least he's a consistent character.
>>87251330
I got the second omnibus but the first one seems to be out of print. Are they ever going to reprint it or should I just get the first three trades?
>>87254206
Ruh roh.
>>87254298
But what's Crowquet up to?
>>87254353
OH SHIT IT'S THE GODDAMN MAIDMAN Y'ALL
>>87254298
>flake-ass ?APE
what swear is this, or could it be CAPE and they blockit out to make is seem bad?
>>87254412
Traumatised by sexy maids as a boy, he now uses his own fear to strike fear into his enemies!
>>87254412
>subtle crotch shot
>>87254509
No one dares face his awesome prep-time-enchanced might.
>>87254506
'Flake-ass fuck'? It's got alliteration going for it.
>>87254633
Really fights well with that broom.
>>87254663
Man, they got a lot of material out of that costume.
>>87254770
NOMINATED FOR A CAPEY
This chapter is full of hype.
>>87254805
The Maidman shits no-one.
>>87254835
More weird supervills!
>>87254835
The maidman prefers his language like he prefers everything else, clean.
>>87254924
And now, the story of why Katastrophe didn't show! I know you were all curious.
Oh, and his buddies Baby Bird (lol) and Anglerfishman (lol).
This is the volume where I feel everything starts to get good. All the stories aren't quite as refined as the later stuff, but you can certainly see things start to layer on each other, and there's some direction, instead of just "Action scene, flashback, dream sequence, action scene, flashback, jackalopes, repeat."
Can't stick around tonight, OP, but thanks again.
>>87254986
Now who do we know that has a terrifying voice with a hick accent and gives off sparks?
>>87254986
Ain't that Anglerfishboy? I thought his daddy was Anglerfishman.
>>87255040
OH GOD RUN AWAY, COMICALLY INEPT VILLAINS!
>>87255019
Thanks for dropping by. Thread should stick around the catalog for the next 48 hours or so.
>>87255044
Comes up in a later story, actually.
>>87255104
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>87255104
I'm scared.
>>87255044
We're both wrong, it's Kid Anglerfish apparently. Or, uh, it was, anyway.
>>87255164
WHY IS HE SO TERRIFYING AND EVIL
>>87255228
Oh, awesome, and here I was thinking he couldn't get worse.
>>87255228
He just wants some love, OP. If that's terrifying and evil, well...uh...
>>87255228
Hey now, could be worse. Imagine if he was grabbing women by the pussy!
>>87255279
At least he knows how a steak should be prepared, no one is completely bad after all
>>87255279
I'd probably say this ranks fairly low on my list of ways I'd prefer to die.
>>87255228
>>87255279
When we last left our intrepid heroes:
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>87255279
In any other story I would think this would be so overwhelmingly edgy it would be stupid, but this is terrifying.
>>87255356
Y-You too, WP.
>>87252140
cool, thanks, storyanon!
>>87253191
>You can masturbate while you cry to save time.
>implying that isn't business as usual for anons
>>87255395
Let's see how Emp is doing. Or Ninjette. Or Major Havoc. Anyone but Willy Pete, really.
>>87255164
>>87255228
>>87255279
>>87255356
>>87255395
Jesus Christ, why is this sohot?
>>87255425
There's a shocker.
>>87255469
When do we find out that Mr. Monkey is also sentient and only works for Emp?
>>87255495
Shhh, spoilers!
>>87255469
Thugboy's T-shirt is for a company that makes firearm accessories.
>>87255578
>Ninja cowboys
Now there's a thought.
>>87255647
She's hella doughty.
>>87251330
>this is just his side project.
Uh no, it's his main thing nowadays
>>87255700
>How does she do it?
Anything's easy with practice.
>>87255781
No, I think 'bouncebackalicious' is correct.
>>87255781
>Powerless
She held her own pretty damn good all things considered
>>87255390
I think it's because the "edgy" bits turn up right on the heels of silly capesex hijinks, emotive little blurbs and legit awesome action scenes.
And yeah, they're really fucking terrifying.
>>87255832
He perceives, does he?
>>87255871
Jeez, be less subtle, guys.
>>87255927
Well, at least he's already warmed up.
>>87255960
NA-NAAAANI?
>>87256002
Well, now I'm curious.
i need vol10 so badly i love emps she is just cool
>>87256039
Frank is so sympathetic to these problems.
>>87256068
Well now I want ramen.
>>87256068
it's still amazing that these two are such bros even after Frank was about to "psh, nothin personnel" TB early on
>>87256108
>blows over
>>87256147
Ah. That question.
>>87256194
Frank's wife isn't giving him any? Sucks for Frank.
>>87256245
It's Spooooooky time!
>>87256274
Superbinge.
>>87256303
Who could that be?
>>87256337
Not being able to hide what you really mean is one of the less-explored drawbacks of telepathy.
>>87256366
>underage
Why don't you take a seat, Mindfuck.
>>87256440
Telepath sex has gotta be a real step up from phone sex, huh?
>>87256473
Where do you think the name "Mindfuck" came from?
>>87256473
That's a very shallow use of divination.
>>87256543
Yeah, dating a telepath can get complicated. Just ask Scott Summers.
>>87256587
I guess there really isn't a single word for 'make someone cry'.
>>87256620
>Spookums
<3
That's all for tonight, guys. I'll resume tomorrow night - periodic bumps to keep the thread alive would be appreciated if needed. You know the drill.
As always, thanks for reading!
Goddamn Maidman and Fuckin' Mindfuck debuting in the same volume. Top tier stuff.
>spooky supposed to be black but drawn just as white as all the others
>>87256685
Thank you anon
>>87256685
Srsly? The last image? Whatever.
>>87256620
>having someone who loves you for who are
>reject them because you hate yourself for who you are
Goddamn, Spooky is me
couldn't I at least get satanic superpowers out of that mess
>>87253139
>Emp cosplaying Etna
is Warren a NIS fan?
>>87256685
thanks anon love you have a good night
>>87251047
Bump
>>87256713
so spooky has a friends with benefits type thing going on. maybe if her lover came to earth and gave spooky a good fucking, she would be less of a bitch. I hope this happens so she can mellow out a bit
>>87258233
oh she'll come to earth alright don't you worry.
>>87258294
oh good. wait astronaut person is a girl?
oh well still if Spooky gets some sex out of love she might chill out and stop being such a bitch to emp.
>>87258233
>>87258498
when you see her in person, you'll realize why it wouldn't help much.
>>87256002
threesome wheeeeeeeeeeeeen
>>87251423
I don't really like the thick version of Emp, it really just does look fat to me but I have to admit it makes way more sense. Its one thing for Emp to think she's fat when she's thin but for other people to call her fat? At least thick Emp has grounds for her insecurities and it makes her more visually distinct from Ninjette and Sistah Spooky, they'd all have different body types.
>>87260225
>Emp's figure is rounding out more because Sistah Spooky is sending excess body fat to her
It's even justified in canon!
>>87259242
If the suit's really alive, technically there's a threesome happening every other night.
bimp
>>87254986
>His head is an anglerfish
>Not like, his head is the head of an anglerfish
>It's a full actual anglerfish with fins and tail and everything
How does Warren come up with these things?
Also, isn't that a female anglerfish? The males not having lures?
>>87251878
>his head is denting the ceiling
Hehehehe
>>87255279
>>87255228
>>87255164
>>87255104
>>87255395
Willy Pete... That's military lingo for White Phosphorous right? that's a fucking GREAT name
>>87251878
>Weird that his middle name has a 'Mc' prefix. Maybe it's hyphenated.
It's an MST3K reference.
>>87256194
Thugboy is weak
>>87251542
>that second panel
what the fuck is up with his neck?
>>87251976
>benis
>>87263500
He's a tragic victim of Liefeld's disease. It can strike anyone at any time.
No, don't stare! It's impolite.
>>87255104
oh fuck no
>>87255279
he's a cannibal too?
>>87255279
What do you guys think Willy Pete's voice sounds like?
I always hear him as the Macho Man Randy Savage.
>>87265784
Uncle Ruckus but white-trashier
>>87265784
Like and old ass, Santa Claus looking Biker.
>>87256194
a fujo to the very end
>>87265784
Kinda like a really mean Yosemite Sam
>>87265784
Tim Curry
>>87266371
Does anyone NOT sound like Tim Curry to you?
>>87266497
I'm not gonna apologize for wanting to live in a world where everyone and everything sounds like Tim Curry
>>87251047
Good lord anon, you're doing a great job with this storytime, keep it up!
>>87253191
>>>87253109
>Shut up and read! You can masturbate while you cry to save time.
Ah, 4chan, never change. Never change.
>>87261128
foursome when
>>87254298
>>>87254206
>Ruh roh.
Also that dark foreshadowing.
What horrifying things lurk in this universe....
>>87254835
I love how, right there, in that second panel, the Maidman falls a little bit in love with Emp.
Just like everybody with a soul bigger than a shriveled raisin.
>>87256108
I wonder....
I wonder if the suit turning invisible is the secret to overcoming the fragility of it.
IE, turning the suit invisible also 'phases' it somehow, so that it can no longer be damaged.
So, the only way for Elissa to truly tap the full power of the suit in a reliable fashion...is to super it up in the nude.
Oh, see, that would be hilarious.
>>87256274
Ah, jeeze, and here's Mindfuck.
I can't handle these feels, anons. I can't do it.
>>87265784
Funny, to me he always sounded like Hulk Hogan. His whole speech pattern strongly reminds me of a wrestling heel, regardless.
>>87256440
Nothing wrong with liking insecure nerdy underage girls.
They make great girlfriends.
>>87254206
>Hand Cholo
>>87258233
>>>
It's a telepath, they could've done the booty call right there
I should stop reading the comments, you guys spoil way too much stuff
Sister Spooky would be cute if she didn't have the personality of a jackrabbit covered in razorblades.
>>87272430
People are petty, anon. Not everyone has the opportunity to gain powers and than fulfill their fantasies of pettiness.
>>87271170
Sorry, I tried to avoid 'em but you're probably right
>>87273340
Perhaps more a classic case of wish fulfillment not fixing one's problems. Her problems are with self perception, and that's an internal issue rather than an external one. Suddenly becoming sexy like her would give anyone a confidence boost in the short term, but in the long term they'll go back to feeling inadequate without fixing the internal perception of themselves.
>>87274884
Come to think of something...
Are there any other black or mulatto characters in this comic apart from Spooky?
Hard to tell using skin shading, I guess, cause they're all about the same in greyscale.
>>87251832
And we also found out that she apparently did something fucked up to her dads face to have him remove the bounty, cut it off maybe?
But if I recall right then the clan is under new leadership
>>87275768Syndablokk used to be a black kid before getting turned into...that.
>>87256713
Alright, let's plough ahead with the rest of Volume 4.
>>87276421
That darn Empowered, stealing all the dying-kid-palliative-wish-granting!
>>87276457
The kid dreams big!
>>87276488
Spooky played you like a fiddle, Emp.
>>87276511
Meanwhile, Sistah Spooky gloats about tricking Emp to no-one in particular, presumably hours after the fact, while dWARF looks on in confusion.
>>87276557
How did they even get that statistic?
>>87276595
This kid is a veritable encyclopaedia of bondage knowledge. It's cute, and just a teeeeensy bit creepy.
>>87276645
Yeah, reeeaaaallly did his research.
>>87276707
Scene continues to straddle the line between cute/nice and weird/wrong.
>>87276779
Well, he's got the villain voice down.
Manny's a good kid.
>>87276807
Manny's a real go-getter it seems.
>>87276854
No one ever listens to dWARF!
>>87276901
Pretty good name for it.
>>87276949
What a badass kid.
>>87276989
>Vista? Really?
Kek.
>>87277089
>Empowered sums up "Empowered"
>>87277126
It's that word again...
>>87277126
And thus Manny joins the cast of decent people in the Empowered verse.
We got five...perhaps even six of them by now.
>>87277201
>39 miles underground
That's, uh... deep.
>>87277237
Emp, loverboy, ninja, Manny.
Who else?
>>87277302
Cyndablock and Maidman
>>87277281
Oh, you! :D
>>87277322
Should Mindf_ck be added to the list?
>>87277363
Hmmm...Seven decent persons...That seems a bit much...
>>87277333
Presumably now 41 miles below ground.
>>87277390
Oof, it really IS like highschool. And here Emp thought she'd been invited to the cool kids' party for once.
>>87277456
>Biomage
Ew. Also, 'capesploits' is another winning Warren neologism.
>>87277388
No worries, Warren is THE certified expert at that particular problem.
>>87277511
Burgeoning self-esteem status: crushed.
>>87277575
You gotta feel bad for the guy.
>>87277456
>>87277511
I have no idea why they thought that pulling a Carrie on someone who could pull a Carrie on them in turn is a good idea.
Much less multiple times.
>>87277607
Is the first un-'bleeped' use of 'bitch'? Sure makes it hit harder.
>>87277628
The Superhomies are may things, powerful, violent, narcissistic, casually cruel, and stupid.
Noone ever called them competent at being heroes on the other hand.
>>87277607
Is this a thing that actually happens IRL? Because this is awful.
>>87277751
Yeah, people have done that shit in real life before.Minus the whole "telekinetic girl massacres everyone in attendance" thing, of course.
>>87277677
Do you think she's really okay, anons?
>>87276488
Make way for best boy.
>>87277751
Oh yes. Not often. And not so much anymore as the plethora of media make it easier to get the news out.
But screwing over some poor sucker that way? Its happens, and will probably happen again.
People are people, and people are often not nice people.
>>87277788
One of these storytimes I'll get those quints...
Let it out, Emp.
>>87277677
This hurts
>>87276595
Taking a census for felonious suprahumans? Or their parents?
>>87277818
And now freaky weather shit joins the mix.
>>87277869
Best husbando.
>>87278003
>THE IMMORAL IMMORTAL
>>87278030
Yeah, what gives, 'Jette?
>>87278079
>NEGATIVE EXCREMENT
>>87278148
There are plenty of worse ways to live.
>>87278216
There's that self-esteem again!
>>87277575
Here's the thing that confused me, Spooky won that award too, so was there a period of time when she was taking shit from everyone? It doesn't exactly jive with her "LOOK AT ME!" spells he cast on the world when she first became a Superhero.
>>87278259
Yup. Fucking capes.
>>87278278
It's a legitimate award that assholes decide to use as prank bait every so often.
>>87278283
Flashback time.
>>87278283
I don't think that award is used to humiliate someone every year. Last time was Fleshmaster, and that was three years before.
>>87278278
I believe it is a real award, just that the super assholes from time to time nominate what they see as total losers to it for the lulz.
>>87278341
Ouch.
>>87278371
Nice timing.
>>87278443
Just keep repeating the mantra.
>>87278463
Gonna be a heavy day when Warren sheds light on that cell. How old do you think he was at this point, late teens?
>>87278259
I've read this volume before, but I still don't understand what the suit is doing right here.
Masturbating?
>>87278463
You tell us- uh, THEM!
>>87278487
Fucking with the weather, apparently.
>>87278496
And it is in this moment I realize, Empy's never done this meta-textual thing while in bondage.
>>87278278
it's a legit award but every so often they nominate someone as a joke
>>87278496
Looks like dWARF has his PR hat on.
>>87278463
You know. In other settings capehating organizations just comes of as stupid. The heroes save the world on a weekly basis.
In the Empoweredverse, the "heroes" are such irredeemable assmunches that my granny probably would cheer for their death.
>>87278554
Based Captain Katana telling it how it is.
>>87278572
I wouldn't go that far, I mean you can only live with somebody using your car like a steel chair in an episode of ECW for so long before deciding enough if enough.
>>87278596
Preach it, uh... Professor Crab?
>>87278650
Haha, were these guys even being interviewed?
>>87278741
And just like that already into the last chapter of the volume. I'm sure you can tell it'll be a long one.
>>87278741
They're such cordial villains.
They're still tying her up, but at least they aren't being creepy or rude about it.
>>87278596
Ocelotina and Single Action are kinda cool. Single Action is a fucking badass name too
>>87278650
these vills are chill
>>87278771
Nice tux, TB.
>>87278795
Hey, I think we finally see Were Giraffe by Night.
>>87278795
Yeah, take back the power!
>>87278932
Ocelotina has the right idea. Own that shit.
>>87278932
Maidman-senpai~
Wait.
Why doesn't she wear a suit...
...OVER her suit?
>>87278978
>Thugalicious
Just a matter of time before someone calls him Thugnificent.RAGS TO BITCHES Y'ALL
>>87279000
Because then it don't work.
>>87278978
Note the borders on all of THE GODDAMNED MAIDMAN's word balloons.He's always doing a Christian Bale Batman voice thing.
>>87279012
>Because then it don't work.
y tho?
>>87279004
Guess we're not having a quiet Capeys.
>>87279000
Presumably because Capeys etiquette seems to dictate just wearing your costume.
>>87279004
Kind of sad that this is her genuinely being nice for a change.
>>87279029
>Hearing it in any other voice but Kevin Conroy.
I pity you.
>>87279058
Well. This throws a wet blanket over proceedings.
>>87279077
Conroy is of course the GOAT Batman voice, but they outright say that it's a Bale Batvoice in a later story.
>>87279064
It's going to get worse before is becomes completely unbearable.
>>87279100
>Tiny insecure Spooky
Somewhere, Mindfuck is aroused and isn't entirely sure why.
>>87279100
ALPHABET POWERS NOOOOO
>>87279131
Oh no, not the Phalluspear!don't worry, Spooky. I still think you're cute.
>>87279131
Poor WB.
>>87279041
Because reasons.
It's not explained in detail. They just mention that trying to wear anything over or under the costume messes with its powers.
Thus she can't wear a cape to hide her disgustingly chubby, flabby, fat ass.
>>87279173
Again with the cannibalism.
>>87279173
He was unspeakably lame, but he seemed like a decent fellow.
F
>>87279224
Hey, now. This is WEAPONIZED cannibalism.
>>87279173
No one noticed the bits of raw human flesh and blood on the canapes? No one?
>>87279243
It wasn't even necessary to kill the guy for it. All he had to do was collect a few weeks worth of blood samples and I dunno, spike all the champagne with it.
But he did, because he's an edgy little cunt.
>>87279280
pretty much hes just a total asshole and killing the guy was pretty much getting his point across
>>87279280
>But he did, because he's an edgy little cunt.
You have no idea.
>>87279268
What the hell could that be?
>>87279333
Ah. Right. Those.
Also, I would've thought being really high would make that more terrifying.
>>87279322
Is it the cancer boy?
>>87279363
CAPITAN NOOOO
>>87279367
Nope.
>>87279367
>asking for spoilers
I can neither confirm nor deny that Manny took great pleasure in slicing Wet Blanket apart and making people eat his flesh.
>>87279367
>Implying Manny wouldn't nab Empowered out of harms way before pulling this kind of bullshit.
C'mon mate.
>>87279398
SINGLE ACTION NOOOO
>>87279367
You still haven't put together who it is?
>>87279437
Oh shit I just realized it. It sure is afleshytheme this villain has
>>87279460
Yeah and if that is the case, he had even LESS reason to kill WB to do this plan. He just did it, to be a dick.
>>87279437
Why do they even give such a shit about having dangerous organs for giving surgery to aliens?
>>87279484
I assume the Hippocratic Oath covers aliens, and if they pay, so does insurance.
>>87279484
Let him have it!
>>87279484
Wait, Single Action actually survived it?
>>87279484
>Why do they even give such a shit about having dangerous organs for giving surgery to aliens?
Their teleportation nodes and a bunch of other stuff they use is courtesy of aliens. Medical treatments are probably one of the ways that the capes pay them back.
>>87279530
Maybe she'll get some cred for once.
>>87279585
Well, you looked cool for a second there, Emp.
>>87279622
We SpiderEmp now.
>>87279640
You weeb.
>>87279689
Hey, whatever works.
>>87279734
It's now or never. 'Jette.
>>87279817
That's some quality nippon-hundred-fold-steel.
>>87279857
Oh Havoc.
>>87279895
For once Warren tortures a character who actually deserves it.
>>87279895
The Maidman's here to take out the trash. And then fight the bad guys.
>>87279895
>I'm totally naked right now!
Yeah, I see where this is going.
>>87279972
Stop shitting on his bit, Thugboy.
>>87280082
Wonder how that guy by dWARF's leg died. Parasites, I guess.
>>87280151
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>87280174
Nice swordwork.
>>87280174
>Manny the slayer using Fleshmaster as a red herring
The keikaku is a bit over the top at times
>>87280196
Probably a genuinely sincere 'thank you'.
>>87280222
>Manny
>putting Empowered in Danger
>>87280248
Seriously. Just keep living as dWARF and bro out for the rest of your days.
>>87280248
I ship them already
Ninjette needs some action bad
>>87280303
>A more pleasing package
Yeah, in more ways than one it would appear.
>>87280288
>implying he don't know how capable she actually is
>>87280340
Well, they did say Fleshmaster was a "ladies' man".
>>87280381
dWARF, that is not okay and funner is not a damn word.
>>87280381
Clever girl...
>>87280432
He appears to be, uh, doing a thing.
>>87280481
Guess his thing wasn't a thing.
>>87280527
Nice moment for her.
>>87280481
Is this what dWARF used to do when fighting crime? Morph into an ogre?
>>87280553
Manny to the rescue! Of her props, anyway.
>>87280600
Dude had a three-sectioned nunchaku in one fight scene, I guess he just did standard martial artsy stuff.
>>87280603
Manny!!
>>87280603
Manny is now a huge tumour weighing 1/3rd of a ton. Yup.
>>87280668
He's taking it well. Which is why Manny is best boy.
>>87280668
I like Manny, I hope he doesn't grow into one of those villains like ol' WP who goes too far
>>87280668
Well, maybe not so widdle anymore.
>>87280527
>>87280553
Emp is cool as shit
>>87280774
...IS...?!?!
>>87280807
Oh, shit. This guy.
>>87280831
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>87280831
Nice save, 'Jette. That could've gotten real ugly.
>>87280831
TB bout to cap this boi
>>87280807
>...IS...?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY
>>87280852
>underaged
Goddammit Mindfuck.
>>87280888
Wise move.
>>87279268
>even the vegan ones
How horrible.
>>87280888
>underaged
Those damn perverted astronauts
>>87280911
>DW just talking to himself alone back at the apartment
>>87280942
DW is REALLY thirsty for ninja ass, isn't he?
>>87280942
FEMIFIST NOOOO
>>87280984
I think DW is just thirsty in general. Ninja booty just happens to be the most impressive nearby object to lust after
>>87280996
Mindfuck face incoming!
>>87278795
>Dr. McLarge Huge attending even though he claims to hate it
Yep, this is Hollywood as fuck
>>87280996
>In a damn stretcher, loopy from blood loss
>still reporting the damn news
Consummate professional.
>>87281027
Oh shit, it's a girl! Although I think someone already let that slip earlier. Well, the fact that she's blonde should prove enough of a TWEEST.
>>87281070
Ain't that always the way, Syndablokk?
When is volume 10 coming out?
>>87281085
You can win my award, Warren-senpai.
>>87281096
Early 2017, last I heard.
>>87281109
>Thugboy in the suit
>>87281096
Next summer. But before that, early next year we'll be getting 'Empowered and the Soldier of Love', a standalone collab.
>>87281144
>>87281085
As fucked up and horrific as this story was i still see it as EMP`s first step up.
She really genuinely saved the day and all the assholes know it. She didn't end up hogtied or humiliated. Its probably her first big win.
Of course there is a lot of misery ahead, but this shows that there is hope.
>>87281166
Interview time!
>>87281189
>and all the assholes know it.
Nope, nobody saw it and Manny ran away with the evidence.
>>87281191
>No respect do I garner! None whatsoever!
Also, big fat article from a month ago telling us all about E&tSoL, as well as confirming Vol. 10's summer release, here for those interested: http://comicbook.com/2016/09/28/exclusive-dark-horse-comics-to-publish-empowered-soldier-of-love/
>>87281127
>>87281144
Thanks. I'll look forward to it.
>>87281257
Which brings us tidily to the end of Volume 4. Gonna be a short hiatus before I forge ahead with #5 - will probably resume with a new thread on Sunday night, or failing that, Monday.
As always, thanks for reading!
>>87281291
thanks for the story time boss! i enjoyed the heck out of it
>>87281291
Thank you
Now I must go sleep
>>87281291
Thanks again, OP. See you for volume 5!
>>87280668
300kg would be closer to a half-ton, but hey, what's a few hundred pounds of living agony between friends?
>>87281257
>hero who causes love problems.
I swear to god if this doesn't lead to the fucking threesome I will...
be very upset
>>87281723
no wait, total brainfart. it's more like 1/3 of a metric ton, 1/4 of a standard one. But hey, who's even counting at that size?
>>87281723
what? no it wouldn't be. a ton is 1000kg.
>>87281780
Wouldn't the metric ton be the standard one?
Well, he's gained a reader here, but why do the character's mouths look like anuses?
>>87282076
just a stylistic thing, seems to bother some people a lot more than others. i barely even noticed until i saw people complaining about it here, and even after having it pointed out to me i don't really get the fuss. works with his overall style imo.
>>87282076
That and the Voldemort noses really bothered me alot too at the beginning. Took me a while but I got used to it. Although whenever I start thinking about it too much it starts weirding me out again.
Emp's lips are super-elastic, like a hair scrunchy. If she's not actively making an expression with her mouth her lips just bunch together on their own.
>>87276807
It's time to start shipping Emp and Manny. The edgiest ship!
>>87281027
So is 2spoopy an actual magic user or did she get all her power from selling her soul?
>>87283621
I dont believe magic is all that hard in the Empoweredverse.
She got her hands on a summoning ritual and got her powers by selling her soul.
So i guess the answer is yes and yes.
>>87279100
>Depowered Sistah Spooky is a loli
Huh. Did anything else think for a moment she was gonna turn into a hamplanet?
>>87253237
W-Will they---fuck?
I want to see it.
>>87277869
>And now freaky weather shit joins the mix.
As I recall, the suit showed up in a FedEx envelope, which dropped out of a huge cloudmass like that.
Was the suit prepping to evac if Emp had quit caping?
>>87278283
>Fucking capes.
Yeah, Thugboy brooding angrily about capes is a baaaad sign.
I'd wager right about here is where he started 'supplementing' his stash of super goodies for sale.
>>87278485
>How old do you think he was at this point, late teens?
He looks maybe sixteen here? Would make him twenty-two which gibes nicely with Elissa's age. (She's 21 as I recall.)
I habe to say
All these panels are extremely motherfucking well drawn.
The anatomy and inking skills are TOP
beside the fact that he draws frog faces on purpose.
>>87278554
>That dude who has an ear of corn sticking out of his forehead.
>Looks so serious.
>With an ear of corn sticking out of his head.
What's he called? "Maize-Master"? Who knows?
>>87282163
The style kinda bothered me at first, especially the pout lips, but I've quickly come to really really appreciate it. Still not huge on the pout lips, but I love the way he draws open and wide mouths.
What's wrong with your faaaaaaaaaace
yeah this should be porn
>>87277319I've been involved with my cleaning lady's granddaughter for a number of years, when we started she was dorky and underaged
>>87287496
Living the dream.
>>87285221
>The anatomy and inking skills are TOP
True story.
This comic isn't inked.
Adam Warren is so skilled, he draws this in pencil, straight on top of his layout sketches, fixes it, reproduces it, and sells it.
These pages are all nothing but pencils and massive gobs of raw talent.
Holy shit.
>>87285067
All things considered, I figure that Thugboy's military unit was the "kludgemind" experiment that created Willy Pete, and that Pete is a projection of his psyche, hence all the "hauntings" by said character.
>>87276511
>that guilt-tripping face on the last panel
>>87280668
I fucking love Manny. Best villain.
how old is sistah spooky? is she just going to get stuck forever in her highschool look if she loses her powers?
>>87289130
I hope that one day he gets to tenderly caress Emp's body with his hundreds of kilograms' worth of alien-cancer-tentacles. In a totally 'non-sexual platonically worshipping his idol' way of course!
>>87281291
>a new thread on Sunday night, or failing that, Monday.
COME ON, you can't leave us hanging like this
>>87278978
>pate, maybe?MAYBE...
>>87284554
How? She was only fat in HS because of malevolent magical mojo illicitly imposing itself and the fat of an entire student body onto her and she STILL didn't become Jabba the hut. The only reason she isn't also a muscular tomboy is that she (at least currently due to demonic magic power) probably doesn't exercise that much.
>>87251601
A shame she didn't remember doing that back during volume one.
>>87277628
They generally know they can take down anyone they pull that on. EMP is a special case in that she would actually be able to pull off a Carrie if they actually enraged her to that point.
>>87265784
Generic cowboy to me. I can't think of anything more specific to describe it right now.
>>87291492
Somehow i forgot about the fat imposing part of it and thought all the implied binge-eating over the years would catch up to her
But now that I think about it all that fat is gone forever, probably onto the other Superhomies.
>>87292630
>she would actually be able to pull off a Carrie if they actually enraged her to that point.
"Hey, Demonwolf. You still up for destroying the world?"
Honestly, I'm wondering down the line, which character is gonna cross the despair event horizon and become the new vessel of the Malignant Malefactor.
>>87278030
>>87278079
>>87278148
>>87278216
>immortal violator of worlds
>incorrigible horndog
>best tough-love support
>genuinely wants these emotionally fucked-up dorks to face up to and get over the personal shit that keeps them from being awesome
Fuck, if he ever gets free, could he even go back to being evil? He's just too good at anti-heroics.oh god he's going to pull a noble sacrifice someday isn't he? Don't tell me, I don't think I could take the spoils
>>87293249
I hope he's not just going to noble sacrifice himself, feels like it would cheapen his character. although yeah, i do see it going that direction.
I'm really hoping that he'll still remain 'evil' relative to us though.
Sure he's got some attachment to the monkies, enough to desire to see their filthy copulation and spend a few minutes in each day to yarnspin at them and even shore up their gradually collapsing ego-structures. when they need it.
But how much of this behavior is because he's trapped in the belt on the coffeetable? Does he really care about the Empettes, or are they just a diversion he uses to pass the time?
And even if he does care about them, does his concept of care line up with theirs? Can it be replicated and reciprocated?
>>87281244
The rest of the attendees may not have seen everything, but most of them at least had to know that a) she was one of the only non-powerless capes left standing (much less fighting), and b) she was the only that went backstage to stop whoever was behind the attack.
of course, it could just turn out like when she bested the then-Uncaged Demonwolf, where everybody goes back to treating her like shit almost immediately despite owing her their lives...
>>87280831
Oh my god
>>87281070
I feel bad for Mindfuck
>>87293685
But it's easy now. Thugboy's a member of the group now. He can have Emp ask about the name, go on heronet and do some research on the guy like what powers and weaknesses he has. And then BAM! when you shoot him in the toilet! Cut him up into easily carriable pieces and cut all his major muscle groups to prevent function if he reanimates, and then you cane take the corpose away to dispose at your leisure!
The dream is closer now than it's ever been!
>>87293628
Oh, I know he's still sinister as hell at times, and he's privy to nearly all their secrets (including their actual privies) which he does like to leverage against them on occasion.
But even if if it's just a long-game ploy, why would he bother trying to help keep these mewling, malodorous mammals together? Surely, the Supreme Swallower of Stars would be better served by a slow-burning strategem of sowing strife and sundering the simple-minded simians' sickeningly sweet ship of friends?
INDEED WHAT BENEFITS HE, THE DREAD COSMIC CALAMITY, FROM THE CONTINUED CAMERADERIE OF THE FLAXEN-HAIRED WENCH, HER PROFOUNDLY P-WHIPPED BOY OF THUG, AND THEIR THOROUGHLY THIRSTY THIRD WHEEL WHOSE NAME NEED NOT BE SPOKEN (FOR INDEED, IS IT NOT ALREADY EMBLAZONED 'PON HER PRODIGIOUS POSTERIOR)? SURELY, THE CRUMBLING OF SHIP RELATIONS (AND SUBSEQUENT CRUMBLING OF SELF -WORTH) WOULD AFFORD HIM THE GREATER CHANCE OF PARLEYING HIS EGRESS FROM THE WRETCHED DEVICE OF BONDAGE ALIEN, BY WAY OF HIS INCONCEIVABLE INTELLECT AND HIS JAILER'S FRAGILE, FRACTURED EGO?!
BAH.
>>87279041
Most likely because it doesn't want to, It's sentient after all.
>>87277302
Rivet is not against Emp, he just doesn't actively help her enough, sort of on the edge there.
Dr Mclargehuge and the ubernurses are def. on Emp's camp after this volume
>>87279367
Many IS around, yeah, but...
>>87293739
>Cut him up into easily carriable pieces and cut all his major muscle groups to prevent function if he reanimates, and then you cane take the corpose away to dispose at your leisure!
You've thought about this.
I approve.
Although honestly, I'm dying to learn more about Thugboy's past, it's obvious that some REALLY BAD SHIT happened. I mean, we know the Superhomies busted out their super-alien super-weapon to put a stop to the uprising in San Antonio, with disastrous consequences, but how the fuck did a bunch of normals with (admittedly large) guns take it to such a bad place?
Also, Makro is cute, and I hope she shows up again.
>>87280151
Oh no corn cob head man, no, I never actually noticed you before and now you're dead!
>>87280311
See the way she looks at him the first time they meet here >>87278978
(Ocelotina too...)
>>87280641
>>87280641
>Dude had a three-sectioned nunchaku in one fight scene
That was a piece of the ARR bondageware they tried to capture him with
>>87280740
>I like Manny, I hope he doesn't grow into one of those villains like ol' WP who goes too far
His growth does go a little too far, yes...
>>87288592
Y-you wot, m8?
That's impossible. You can't scan that to publish it without smudging everything all to fuck. Is that how he gets all those soft lines like the tips of characters hair? Fuck me if that's true, I've never heard of such wizardry, sauce?
>>87295051
He uses Ninja tricks
(Works with a cutout piece of paper covering finished artwork, and probably some other tricks. There's a spray you can use to fix pencil to paper too)
>>87295051
>That's impossible.
Maybe for normal artists, but this is Adam Warren, who is not a normal artist.
>You can't scan that to publish it without smudging everything all to fuck.
Note I said, "fix it" above. A quick spritz of hairspray or actual fixative is all it takes.
>Is that how he gets all those soft lines like the tips of characters hair?
Why yes, yes it is.
>Fuck me if that's true, I've never heard of such wizardry, sauce?
He's mentioned several times that the only reason he's able to make any money at all on Empowered is because he skips so many steps in the 'normal' process.
And his art is so amazing, it still looks incredible.
Empowered is a real treasure, I hope he's able to finish it before he kicks off.
>>87295304
>Empowered is a real treasure, I hope he's able to finish it before he kicks off.
He's not THAT old, but considering neither was Steve Dillon... ;_;
>>87253443
There it is.
This is the page that got me to read Empowered.
I saw posted alone in a thread years ago, and had to know what the fuck was going on.
Glad I did.
>>87295051
Theres spray that prevents smudging, plus it can also be a mixed technique with some bottled ink and charcoal thrown into the mix somewhere.
DID Empowered win any awards? Let's check!
Oh, it didn't...
Fuck, now I feel like I need to buy all the paperbacks once I have money again just to help out Adam and Dark Horse a little bit.
Threadly reminder that ComicsAlliance is a supervillain in Empowered.
Adam Warren is theweeaboo Alan Moore!He's actually more like Morrison or Ellis sci-fi writing-wise. But the writing is not self-absorbed enough to come across as wanting to be taken seriously. Objectively Livewires is less silly than Transmetropolitan for example.
>>87295839
This is actually true, Empowered itself does what The Boys tried to do, but right.
>>87295873
Empowered makes fun of superheroes while still actually LIKING superheroes.
>>87295839
Addam Warren - Warren Ellis hyperfuture transhuman sci-fi clusterfuck collaboration when?
MOTHERFUCKING
***ADAM WARREN ELLIS!!!***
IT JUST HAS TO BE DONE!
>>87288592
>This comic isn't inked.
It isn't inked, but he's started using Sharpie to fill in large black areas due to the pain resulting from his damaging, clawlike grip on drawing instruments.
>>87296383
And regular inking occurs as well.
>>87296798
Is that Spooky?
Guess her scheme to make Emp's butt even flabbier is going as planned
>>87297266
and she got a haircut
i fucking love this comic.
a well deserved bump is needed
>>87297644
It's rewarding to see /co come around to liking Empowered, it was not always thus
>>87251601
>Crimera is wearing a mask so no one will recognize him when he's not in uniform
>On his goat head too.
>>87281070
So that's why Mindfug talks like a fag, it all makes sense now
>>87297866
How does he put them on with no fingers?
>>87277677
>What's wrong with me?
I feel like Adam Warren has struggled with depression in the past
>>87296798
DA FUCK?!
That is Spooky sans-arm, so after the lamentable events in book nine.
so...WHERE THE SNEAK PREVIEWS AT?!
Jesus Christ, Emp is being friends with Spooky? After all the shit that bitch did?
Emp is really and truly too good for this world.
>>87298712
>Note that I said “almost upsetting,” as I myself have all the emotional range and intensity of a piece of 2 X 4, being the burnt-out, half-alive, zombie-like shell of a man that I am. My only moods are several Disney dwarfs: Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey—and Bashful, I suppose, when I must interrupt my isolated, “hissing recluse” lifestyle to attempt interaction with other humans. In truth, my depiction of Emp’s occasional emotional volatility is drawn in part from my twenty-something experiences of interacting with people who clearly experienced a far more—might I say, dramatically more?—dynamic emotional range than I ever did. While such “feels-intensive” folks undoubtedly nurture a richer and deeper and fuller inner life than I do, I gotta say that the experience appears arduous and even grueling to this emotional flatliner’s introverted eye. (I recall almost blurting in the presence of a certain highly emotive artist friend of mine—male, I feel I should add—“Man, it must be exhausting to be so g-d complicated.”) Rather, I prefer to write about characters who enjoy more dynamic emotional ranges than my own, with Emp being a key example of the trend for me.
>>87296798
>well,she`d be happy to see us eating takeout together
>she`d be happy
>she`d be
they`re talking about mindfuck
>>87297759
dark horse comics don't get the love they deserve.
...or maybe they do get the love but not the marketshare.
>>87280852
That a genuinely scary look to see on TB's face.
>>87299913
PSYCHIC THREESOME WHEN
>>87301839
Ummmmm.... outlook not so good.