Were these two ever supposed to be a thing?

no thats fucking gay

>>87238226
Yes watch Karate Choppers. One big Sex Metaphor.

>>87238270
you're gonna have to explain this pham

>>87238324
They were REALLY hungry!

Didn't an episode a few years ago teas them getting married?

They dropped it after the movie.
Remember how hard people got baited during the previews of that one special where he goes "remember that time me and Sandy got MAAARRIED?"

>>87238226
He's probably the only character who could handle her fucking TAYYYXUSS accent long enough to be with her, so yes.

>>87238584
>implying her accent isn't cute as fuck

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Reminder that this is canon.

>>87238887
Maybe he has a crush on Wormy.

>>87238887
How is it canon? The book was probably written by a Nick intern who didn't work on the show

>>87238226
SpongeBob's relationships with all his friends are pretty consistent. He derps out with/guides Patrick, stalks/annoys Squidward, etc. This almost never changes

most of the Sandy episodes involve SpongeBob trying his hardest to impress her or avoid losing her. And considering the lengths he's gone to (nearly killing himself more than once), I think the gist is "Yeah, guys will do stupid shit for girls they like."

So while they're not an item, I think the idea is that he does like her that way

>>87238887
cringe

>>87238887
>tfw no good Sandy lewds

>>87239048
https://e621.net/post/show/997138/anthro-armpits-balls-big_breasts-breasts-chochi-cu

https://e621.net/post/show/1015169/2016-anthro-breasts-clothing-female-fur-mammal-nic

>>87239226
But that's just it. All of them either
>show nothing interesting
>horribly off-model
>look like they were drawn by a six year old

>>87238887
That's cute. Spongebob is literally asexual though.

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>>87239282
You must acquire a taste for freeform squirrel porn.

>>87238226
Yes but it got dropped when the show found its style

Would have been qt :(

>>87239507
I think a sapient asexual being might become open to romantic interest by hanging around people who made a big deal out of it culturally.
It's mostly fish and crustaceans running Bikini Bottom so most of Spongebob's mores must come from them.

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>>87239547

>>87238556

that whole episode was a lie. I don't think anything they flashed back to or thought about was actually real or had anything to do with anything.

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>>87238226

Employee of the month features this picture. Don't think the game is cannon, but its there.

>>87238240
Sandy's a girl.

>>87239643
canon*

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>>87239660
Holy shit.

>>87238226
Multiple writers had thought about it even a few conservations.
The creator definitely knew what some staff and Americans were thinking, but didn't have that change his opinion on their friendship.

>>87239747
These Spongebob "specials" are all cancer. I remember the Atlantis special, where they pretended something interesting was going to happen but it never did. And this, which was just an unfunny version of that one Powerpuff Girls episode. Nothing special about that.

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Were, yes.
Not anymore

>>87239636
Yeah but the priest didn't know it was fake

>>87239806
Fuck, even the pre-movie specials weren't that great aside from the holiday episodes.

>>87240220
I dunno about that.

I liked SpongeBob BC and found it to be very underrated. A lot of people say it's the worst of s1-3, but I think it has a lot of clever jokes (I.e. the 2001 reference) and a comfy feel to it

Also, the Lost Episode had well composed, catchy songs (I don't understand why people hate them)

And SpongeBob BC had some top tier humor, as well as cool performances from Lux Interior

>>87240270
>clever jokes
>the 2001 reference
>one of the most referenced references ever

It's not clever if everyone else has already done it.

>>87240288
The way they did it was kind of subtle though (for example, the fire isn't something you'd expect to be a monolith). Also the barbershop quartet part was unexpected and funny

>>87238226
No, Spongebob is homo for Squidward

>>87240270
Fuck, when I said "Spingebob BC" on the last paragraph I mean to say Spongebob's House Party

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>>87238887
Holy shit, I had that book as a kid. I didn't think much of it though since I was used to cartoons teasing relationships that would never be explored as it should be.

>>87238226
https://youtu.be/th1N938evb8?t=264
This video at 4:24 he say he likes her.

Books and other merchandise say that he has a crush on her, but whether it's canon, or it's just Nick trying to push out all the gay rumours is anyone's guess.

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>>87239747
Is it me, or does Sandy seem extra developed here?

>>87240053
>Arguing.

That's what you call this thread?

>>87238226
Originally yeah, Sandy was supposed to be Spongebob's love interest, but they dropped the idea.

>>87238226
During the first season, SpongeBob having a crush on Sandy was a recurring plot point. They dropped it midway through the second season, though, around the time the SpongeBob=gay hysteria peaked.

>>87240450
Remember when these kinds of drawings used to be called layouts? Now the term "layout" refers to a background painting, and no one knows what these kinds of drawings are called.

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>>87242931
They're just grouped in with the rest of the "production cels". I wonder why it changed.

>>87243050
>>87243066
Not gonna lie, this warms my heart up
>>87238887
Oh damn!
>>87238226
Who knows. I did love as a kid that the two were friends, and was a big fan of when they did karate together. God, now I wanna see old spongebob episodes.

>>87243050
>>87243066
>Draw Spongebob on model.
>Draw Sandy off model.

Very offputting.

It's pretty clear in the first few episodes with her she was meant to be spongebob's romantic interest, but when they decided not to go that route they tried it with pearl, which also goes nowhere
spongebob will never get laid

>>87243066
Needs to end with SpongeBob in an AnimePro shirt saying "Fuck this gay Earth"

>>87239507

What makes you think that?

>>87243404
1. Hillenburg said so
2. SpongeBob was shown to reproduce asexually

>>87243378
This, now his bud Patrick on the other hand:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nUDA-4vD9g

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>>87243066
This is fucking adorable.

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The sponge is too gay to notice this.

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>>87240336

>>87243679
Remember the YouTube video where SpongeBob walks in on Squidward looking at porn? This reminds me of that.

Shit, I wish I could remember what it was called.

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>>87239643
He has a picture of sandy and squidward but not patrick.

>>87243715
Why is sandy so cute? Is it because she is a cute little squirrel? I want to pet her behind the ears

>>87243066
that was cute

>>87238977
>guys will do stupid shit for girls they like
it's a cartoon. don't project your own issues onto every other guy here, thanks

>>87243715
>Big tits
Disgusting

>>87238324
In older material sandy was sort of supposed to be a love interest.

And because of that karate is somehow supposed to be a metaphor for sex just because its a guy and a girl doing some activity/sport.

Thats Literally it. A dumbass theory that people keep talking like its some holy truth.

>>87241933

Jesus christ Mr. Krabs, you can't just rip her suit like that, she needs it to breathe.

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>>87238887
>Don't ever tell her.
Terrible advice.

>>87243632

Yes.

>>87243715

YES.

God damn there's never enough Sandy in the world.

>>87240053
This kind of confirms what I've always suspected. I remember Spongebob was jealous of Larry for lifting weights with sandy in one of the super early episodes of the first season but they seemed to have dropped that whole dynamic pretty quick.

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Intentionally fucking up your teeth to prove a point just because your boyfriend makes mean-spirited jokes about you is a sign of true love.

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NO! WE DONT DO THAT HEAR

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>>87239507
>That's cute. Spongebob is literally asexual though.
He is asexual, alright, he has no sexual desires towards Sandy but he can still have other feelings for her, he's not aromantic.

>>87243618
That was actually Mr. Krabs re-telling an event, which raises a few questions.

>>87244390

> Bob and Sandy laying in ground
> - Do you think Mr. Krabs do karate?

Big reference to after sex talk but since most of you are virgins, i guess you don't get it

>>87242842
I named that image long ago

>>87243243
It's honestly kind of hard to draw him off model.
I know, I've tried.

>>87243050
>>87243066
Unlike most things, I can hear it in-character.

>>87243618
>>87247208
Actually Vincent Waller said this was how Spongebob imagined things when he heard the story, so....

>>87240053
>no dynamics between the two
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME!?

>>87240270
Because of the walk cycle.

>>87239282
Sadly this.

>>87243618

>pirate Sandy Cheeks

Well I know what my next lewd request is gonna be for the drawthreads.

>>87240647
Oh god, she is so perfect. Had a crush on her as a kid

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>>87240336
You. I like you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9zSRtYtvvo

>>87240270
>I don't understand why people hate it.
>"No, he owes us favours!"
What did the townspeople fucking do to be owed shit by Spongebob? I only recall them being mocking assholes.

And it was too convoluted in the "he can't get back into the house" series of gags, often to the point where it was infuriating.
>"You didn't invite us to your party? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST"

BC was great though.

>>87244416
>tfw I can't jack off to Mass Effect porn of Quarians for this exact reason

>>87243750
who wants to look at that hot mess?

>>87243050
>>87243066
cringey and autistic
but i love it

>>87238226
>SpongeMale/SquirrelFemale

Nothing but cultural marxist propaganda shilled by the Lobsters.

>>87248602
yup my nigga

>>87239747
>You will never marry Sandy

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>>87243813
When squirrels aren't being absolute pests, they're fairly adorable.

>>87249118
>What did the townspeople fucking do to be owed shit by Spongebob?

Spongebob literally said "These are the things that I owe" in his flying song. He brought it on himself.