Unworthy Thor? I say the hammer is the unworthy one.

>>87229746
Agreed. Mjolnir is a bitch nigga.

Mjolnir decides who is worthy though.

>>87229746
Young thor could kick ass in his own right. The axe is pretty baller too.

>>87229746
>>87229875
... unworthy of wielding Mjolnir yeah. On what exactly that entails, we've been out in the cold for a while. Seems to me it will probably be elucidated on why he's "unworthy" in this series.

This is Thor motherfuckers!

You listen Marvel??

>>87229746

This might be the first marvel book i'll be picking up in months now, i noped out after the mess that was secret wars... only thing i've been interested in reading is The Vision, and the new Cage book by gendy

I tried to get into Jane thor (i picked up the first 8 issues) but i just didn't find myself giving a shit, which is a shame because Dautermans art is fantastic.

I've liked Aaron thor from godkiller/godbomb its that left turn with Jane thor i wasn't so keen on.

You guys remember that thor story from a few yeats ago when Thor teamed up with young Thor and Old Thor? By tge very nature of old Thir existing he must get the hammer back right

>>87229989
I highly doubt the explanation will be satisfactory in any degree. There have been some pretty decent interest theories, though. If Marvel is smart (Highly debatable) they'll pick one of the better ones and go with it.

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>>87230023
He'll get the hammer back at some point, every future vision shows as much. It'll happen in real time when Marvel get tired of shilling Jane. If we're lucky when Raganarok comes out.

>>87230062
>I highly doubt the explanation will be satisfactory in any degree.

Oh, surely. But it's whatever. At this point we just need to get past it so we can get back to good actual Thor material

Reminder that that whole Unworthy business ended perfectly already, with Thor becoming worthy again seconds before his last stand and thus loosing his Thorr's hammer.
The only reason he's been reestablished as unworty again is to keep pushing cancer Whor down our throats.

>>87230093
>she who bore you best

Jesus we get it, you hate original Thor

Check out that godly bulge tho

>>87229746
Will we ever know what Fury whispered?

>>87230418
Yup.

I hope the sales will give at Marvel a clear and loud message, about who is "worthy".

>>87230418

The shitty part is that everything about the book is decent, the only part i don't care about is the main fucking character, which only exists because of editorial mandate and meddling... i highly fucking doubt Aaron wanted to include all this shit in the middle his fairly respectable run on Thor

>>87230535
I'm not a big fan of Odin and Frigga using guns. And that Midas vs Roxxon plot is god awful, with shield agents running around, arresting people for:"something we'll make up later".

>>87229746
OK

now type that again but use both hands this time

>>87230023
You do know how comics work right?

>>87230469
So Jane?

>>87230535
I agree. If you didn't know how much Aaron was really throwing lore and common sense to the wind with this book it would be a lot of fun. It is actually fun.

But yeah-- Jane isn't a real character, just a plot device. Which is a shame because there is some real opportunity to explore what it means to be worthy, but Aaron hasn't done this.

Aaron did claim that Jane as Thor was always part of his plans and that he wanted to do this to explore worthiness and that he wasn't trying to do this for "social justice" or anything. In an online interview.

>>87230685
That made little sense. Agree was well.

>>87230098
Or just stop reading and giving money to the assholes.

>>87229746
Thats a very prominent bulge

>>87230809

The problem is: would an "unworthy" Thor accept he is "unworthy"? Which he did in the first few issues?

I don't know, the whole thing is shit.

>>87230809
>Aaron did claim that Jane as Thor was always part of his plans and that he wanted to do this to explore worthiness and that he wasn't trying to do this for "social justice" or anything

Yeah see what that says to me is, "no i didnt do this because of social justice, but i have to say it was in my plans because if i don't i'll get Jarnborn'd"

>>87229746
Which is exactly why he's trading up for the superior axe-hammer Mjolnir

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>>87230457
Oh the putting of Jane on a pedestal has been going on her entire fucking run. Everybody has to comment on how she is superior than OG Thor, even Thor was made to take the name Odinson because she deserved the title of Thor by sheer virtue of having done jack shit.

So far as I know she hasn't done that much and most of what she has done is because the hammer has become sentient. Mjolnir should her praise if anything.

You know those Girl Power episode in saturday cartoons? She basically one.

>>87231724

lol u mad

>>87229746
Something that everyone glosses over is the fact that Doom knew Thor was worthy of the hammer, its why Doom made the Thors, because he knew that only Thor was worthy of carrying out Doom's justice.

Thor is his name, you can't just strip someone of their name because you want to give it to someone else. Even Spiderman knows that with all their different Spidermen, Spiderwomen, Spidergirls, and etc.

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>>87230418
Yep and it was awesome.

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>>87230418
Yep.

>>87231778
You have autism, coming from a Thor fan: shut the fuck up.
Stop making us look like Peterfags.

I'my glad the baiters ITT are being ignored.

Good on you, /co/.

>>87229746
What's the best theory you've seen online as to what the bloody hell Fury whispered into Thor's ear?

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>>87231999
>Thor kills Jane

Is pretty decent.

>>87231745
It's pretty shitty. We're told all the time that Whor wields it better, but she hasn't come close to matching his better feats.

Also, given that Mjolnir is just some sentient cosmic bitchstorm trapped in a hammer, being 'worthy' doesn't seem to actually be correlated with being honorable or good. Maybe the storm is just a lesbian?

>>87231999
>unworthysayswhat

>>87229875
Odin decides

Mjolnir being a sentient super-storm is pants-on-head retarded
Eating paint-chips for breakfast could only improve the retardation of that particular bullshit

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>>87229746
T-that's a very lewd Thor.

>>87231999
"your waifu a shit"
Because there are no good theories

>>87231724
By all rights, Absorbing Man should have won this fight.

>>87230023
Do you remember that Thor story where he links the Odin Force with his own life and fuses both into Mjolnir with the help of Strange to repair it after it broke in the process of killing Odin's father? Because apparently neither Marvel or Aaron do.

Continuity means shit if it gets in the way of editorial mandates.

What they did to Thor is such a travesty

Declared unworthy
Some bitch takes his title
He loses his arm

what did he do to deserve this

>>87233943

>Continuity means shit if it gets in the way of editorial mandates.

fucking duh.

>>87234002
being white
idk man, was thor really popular enough to where they chose HIM to get shit on? like why not do this to someone who already has a diversity nigga on hand if they wanted to replace em, like hulk (she-hulk) or spidey (Spider Woman) or fuck, if they wanted to replace thor, just use Freya, like i really don't understand it either familia

What run is this?

>>87234002
White male

>>87234002
>white as fuck
>good role model
>attractive

Plenty of reasons.

>>87234002

desu him losing his arm and now having a giatn metal as fuck arm of Uru is sick as fuck... and I'm more than ok with it.

the rest is kinda shit though.

>>87234181
>>87234119
>>87234114

so they are pandering to a group of individuals who probably don't even read comics

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>>87234228
yep
welcome to modern marvel, how may we fuck you over today?

>>87234228

Well it's working cause Thor with Jane sold better than Odinson

>>87234228
Yes and no. They mightn't read them but that group will throw money at something for, the good of the cause.
Given their quality keeps dropping, might as well pander to idiots. It's easier than reforming your production practices.

>>87234002
>He loses his arm

Can we also talk about the shitty way he lost it? It wasn't some gaint battle but fucking Malekith and some ice giants who it chipped of.

>>87230093

Its funny because most likely when that happens, the plot twist will be that it was some sort of a plot concocted by Thor and Odin all along, to get at some villain they had to hunt undercover because the villain had the power to sense the hammer and hide or something. So Thor was never unworthy. Either that or Unworthy Thor is just an alien in disguise and the real one is trapped somewhere, basic Marvel copout retcons when they've written themselves to a corner and the status quo comes knocking at the door.

And that will go directly against that panel too.

>>87234114
>if they wanted to replace thor, just use Freya
Only problem with that is it wouldn't make sense.
Freya got to where she is through he own actions, she got to where she is by doing what she saw as necessary to achieve her goals.

Foster, on the other hand, was just suddenly "worthy" and given power and instead of even continuously showing how she's worthy like fucking Beta Ray Bill has done time and time again and even got his own hammer and stayed his own character she's just beating up people for wrong-think with them being criminals a lazy excuse.

Hope that clears it up a bit for you.

>>87234294

Yeah, for the first few issues, then the clickbait novelty wore off.

>>87234391
Ten bucks he's a Skrull.

>>87234228
Sounds like Marvel alright, although Jane Thor at least seem to have a following. It's a general trend with a few outliners.

>>87234114
Because they want more female powerhouses like captain marvel in their cast, but if they just make a random one no one will care.

So they take it from one of their icons. Same is happening with hulk, iron man, wolverine.

Shit are there even any other white guy heroes that can take on thor or captain marvel now? Wonderman maybe?

>>87231999
>Donald Blake was not a persona.

>>87233610
Welcome to Norse methodology, please take a number.

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>>87229746
If they wanted a female Thor why not use his new sister? I thought that was the explicit reason behind her purchase.

>>87231999
>Using the Storm's power without its consent promotes rape culture

>>87232031
ᴼᵈᶦᶰ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵒᵐ

>>87234699
>Fuck you McFarlane! I'd rather sell my character to fucking Marvel than let you keep profiting off of her.

>>87234762
Well one of them at least.

>>87231797
>>87231826
God that was good.

Marvel should have ended there.

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>>87234699
>Angela

Marvel did not treat her right, at all. A shame. Could have been great.

>>87234568
None of this new shit has anything to do with Norse stuff.

>>87234699
Angela was awful.

>>87234944
The build up to Secret Wars was legit some awesome stuff and although some of the faults of modern Marvel had slowly begun to show it hadn't hit critical mass just yet. Then secret war was kinda lackluster and what came after has not been good at all. Damn shame.

>>87235007
Sure, but she didn't need to be.

>>87235044
I agree, it really built up to something serious feeling and major, then Secret Wars was kinda mediocre and was all down here from there.

I just want there to be a scene where Thor finally finds out Jane is the one wielding the hammer, and for him to get pissed as fuck. Not that she took the hammer, he's actually glad it's in the hands of someone that he trusts and knows is good, but that she both lied directly to his face, and is slowly destroying her own body by using Mjolnir.
That's the scene I'm still waiting for.

>>87231745
What really grinds my gears is how the writers keep writing characters out of character. Odin, Absorbing Man, fuck even Thor himself has thrown sexist shade at Jane for 0 reason.

Yeah she deserves shit, but these writers are trying way too hard.

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>>87229746
Why is he so hot?

>>87238315
I'm going to throw another complaint on the fire:

I'm ok with Thor one day losing his arm, this was fortold a long time ago if I recall, and points for whoever did that Uncanny Avengers arc where it look like he'd lose it there in that epic fight going bullshit on those two super powered assholes.

But no, it happened in a bullshit and half assed way which wasn't memorable or even interesting.

Just everything touching on the Jane-Thor stuff has been plagued with half assed writing. Which just undermines the idea that "lol we totally planned this out".

>>87231999
>you don't want to be Thor