Lets predict what will happen in tomorrows Civil War II issue

>>87226996
A whole lotta nothing.

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>>87226996
Hopefully some variation of this.

scanbro where are you?

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>>87227040
>EVERYONE STOP!
>SPIDER-MAN IS UNDER ARREST!

>We need to go arrest Miles!
>We can't arrest Miles! He is friend.
>No, we still arrest
>Well we run away.
>Darn flippidy, they run away.
>We must find whereTony and Miles is.
>We find where Tony and Miles in
>We go to fight.
>To be continued..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

>>87226996
We know that Tony "dies" at the end and that it was broadcast everywhere. Also Tony saves his consciousness to a AI. And then Doom take decides to take up his mantle.
Also, Miles and Nova leave the Avengers (and Kamala later joins them in Champions)

If it wasn't for /co/ I would have completely forgotten about this event.

>>87227193
You're welcome, anon

>>87227040
When did Kitty Pryde become a judge?

>>87226996

nothing will happen, this is marvel remember? just a bunch of books about nothing.

Let just invoke scanbro with a satanic ritual.

SCANBRO
SCANBRO
SCANBRO

How does one summon the scanbto

>>87226996
People actually care about this? Anyone?...

>>87227161

They really spoiled it that much? Christ

>>87226996
Why hasn't anyone brought up that maybe Cap's death is related to his Hydra affiliation?

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I'd like I-3 or G-2

>>87227293
That's literally the ONLY reason this could happen.

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>>87227263
Did I do it right?

Scanbro come here. If there's one book that deserves to be spoiled to death so no one buys it, it's this one.

>>87227263
You have to say it in the mirror, senpai.

>>87227289
Yes because they fucked up the scheduling so issues that are "Civil War Aftermath" are already out
>>87227293
We already know Ulysses' visions don't occur right away this is probably the far off future Miles is also standing in front of The Capitol Building and it's destroyed so we can assume there will be another event that involves Hydra attacking the US

>>87227349
>Superman and Batman
Scanbro's Marlelfag, fix the image.

>>87226996
We know for a fact that Carol decides to let Miles go and everyone stops fighting for some reason even though Tony's groups didn't acomplish whatever it was they were hoping to do (SERIOUSLY why were they even fighting?).

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>>87227381
FUCK!

>>87227409
>>87227349
>using pepe and pizza hut
>no pepe and chicken tendies

One job

>>87227040
Why do they want to arrest him? didn't keep up after She-Hulk got that missile to her tit.

>>87227496
Because they all saw the vision shown in the OP >>87226996

Oh, and if it makes you feel any better, a tie-in showed that the missile only briefly stunned She-Hulk, giving Thanos an opening to blast her really hard, which is what actually hospitalized her.

>>87227555
It's sad other writers have to fix Bendis's mistakes.

SCANBRO WHERE ART THOU
SCANBRO WE SUMMON

FUCK I CANT RHYME

>>87226996
I predict stupidity.

We summon you SCANBRO!

SCAN BRO RISE!!

>>87226996
>ghetto progressive trash literally kills america
Fuck this world

>>87226996
Carol shilling that would end up in Carol character assassination.

Everybody acting retarded.

Benis gloryfying his pets.

>>87227320
hahahahahahaha i saw that image before Civil War II started and now it's almost complete? Bendis is so predictably stupid holy crap

Predictions based upon the preview: Carol demands Miles be arrested, Tony says no, Miles is flown away by Thor, Tony and Carol argue, then they argue some more, maybe there's a fight but there's still a lot of arguing, and then there's an argument, and after that they argue. Then Ulysses has another vision.

>>87227777
It's a vision/mirage; the rumor is that he was set to "kill" Peter Parker.

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>>87226996

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>>87227777
He didn't kill America, he killed Hydra. Miles is a real American hero.
Also, he avenged Harambe.

>>87227777
Wrong board, kid.
>>>/pol/

>>87227263
>>87227409
>>87227697
>>87227764
>>87227764

HEAR THIS CHORUS, OH WILLFUL ONE
BRING US THY BLESSING
AND LET THE MISERY OF THIS BROTHERHOOD BE UNDONE

SCANBRO, SCANBRO, SCANBRO
ARISE!

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>>87227393
>(SERIOUSLY why were they even fighting?).
Because Carol LITERALLY left them no choice!

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Here's the unlettered preview from a while back:

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>>87227808
>Then Ulysses has another vision.
Which will be the cover of the next issue, because that's happened twice already.

>>87227555
But Bendis said it was because they were "anti-Thanos missiles". Are you saying Bendis is a liar who pulled an excuse out of his ass to dodge criticism?

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>>87227963

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>>87227289
We also know Black Panther stabs Carol in the back from the Ultimates2 preview.

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And here's lettered pages:

>>87227963
Wasn't the lettered preview already released?

>>87228069
And I spoke too soon >>87228054

>>87227829
I dont care if hes black, but even if they made white parker a pants sagging hoodlum id be pissed

Miles beats the shit out of a ww-2 vet.

>>87227393
>(SERIOUSLY why were they even fighting?)
Because Bendis wanted there to be a scene where all the heroes fight each other. That's the only reason the entire last issue exists.

>>87228123
And that's it for the preview. You can try to figure out what order the pages are in.

>>87228095
>Just like Rhodey did nothing wrong
How is that relevant to anything? The vision was about THANOS, who did in fact do everything wrong. Rhodey just happened to die on the mission, which as I've complained several times, has nothing to do with the morality of using Ulysses and Tony is an idiot.

>>87228047
where did you get that from?

T'challa has been Carol's bitch in this event so I'm happy he snaked her

>>87227828
Still upset.

>>87228047
>Luke Cage specificly says in his own book he's done with hero vs hero shit and wont get involved
>Shows up regardless

But than again, asking Bendis to read other comics coming out is a lost cause.

>>87228123
Maria Hill was right for once. What they did was pretty illegal. More importantly, it was completely pointless since Tony Stark and his crew had absolutely NOTHING to gain from fighting and wrecking the Triskelion.

>>87228162
Bendis is just trying to connect his stupid killing of Rhodes to the plot

>>87228047
Scanbro? Is that you?

>>87228201
Bendis has never read a comic he didn't personally write.

>>87228201
He can't even get his own comics right at times.

>>87228234
He read Doomquest.

>>87228234
Except for that one Iron Man/Doom time-travel story in Camelot. I'm counting down how many issues it takes for Morgana to show up in Infamous Iron Man.

this event is soooo boring i can't even be bothered to read it for free

>>87228047
UUUUUUUUUUUGH

>>87227029
Give the man a prize!

>>87228047
Just post the last page.

>>87228047
Where did you get this?

>>87228283
It is fun to hate read this tho

>>87226996
>Tony takes Miles and goes home
>Carol broods a bit about how she didn't get to arrest anyone
That will be all that happens and it'll be stretched out over 22 pages.

>>87228202
You do realize she's wrong, right? Captain Marvel (Yass!) literally, and I repeat: LITERALLY, left them no choice. NO CHOICE.

>>87228467
Captain Marvel? I think you mean the Greatest. That's what people call her. Marvel said so.

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>>87228467
>(Yass!)
It's YAAS, Anon, get it right.

>>87228380
Maybe i will when it's over. To suffer in one sitting.

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>>87227803
We also made one for IvX

>Heroes vs heroes

How many years in a row have they been doing it?

>>87228748
When will that Trainwreck start?

>>87228753
2014 axis, 2015 time runs out, 2016 cw2, 2017 ivx

I don't think there was a major one in 2013, but 2012 had avx.

>>87228814
That's not even counting all the infighting that happens in outside of events.

>>87228814
Does Axis really count? They were all brainwashed.

>>87227040
>Not sure if edit or actual Bendis text...

>>87228748
>the ones who did this are gonna end like total idiots now that Marvel pretty much confirmed the X-Men will win this one.
So funny

>>87229036
Just because they get several books after this doesn't mean they're gonna "win".

>>87228016
>Second last panel
You've seen the dance off, now watch as Marvel finishes CW 2 with a game of rock paper scissors!

>>87228748
Nice i'm saving that one to play with my bros

>>87228689
It's YAAASSS Queen you misogynist filth.

>>87228234
He'll read anything Clairmont wrote.

>>87227555
>>87227685
And now that series has been cancelled for its troubles...

Fuck. This. Event.

>>87227978
There's still ANOTHER issue and they've already spoiled the ending (which the cover already spoils). Is Marvel being run by monkeys?

>>87229935
There's two more

>>87228036

what are the odds they deal with the fact that Rocket just tried to murder other heroes?

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>>87229964

Scanbro I summon you

I think the order is
>>87227990
>>87228016
>>87228054
>>87228095
>>87228123
>>87228036

>>87228162
Exactly. How does that mission differ from any other the Avengers have gone on? There's no guarantee of safety as an Avenger.

Captain hydra will continue to be the best character

>>87229993
Literally 0.

>>87230160
Well, according to Tony, Rhodey died because "Carol tried to mess with the future". Which is fucking stupid since if Carol had done nothing Thanos would have killed everyone at Project Pegasus and probably would have gotten his hands on some Iso-8.

>>87229994
Even better, Inhumans vs X-men starts the same month CW 2 ends!

>>87230478
So not even a weeks gap from heroes vs heroes event?

>>87230526
>Inhumans gas an entire planet
>Heroes

>>87229008
Someone needs to ask Scanbro if the actual page has any dialogue similar to >>87227040

>caring about SJW marvel
>2016

you guys are funny

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>>87230478

>>87227040
is this an edit?

>>87229993
If the superpowered individuals hadn't gone with intentions of killing, that fight would have been completely pointless. So it's safe to asume everyone went into that fight with intents of killing or at least crippling for life.

right?

>>87228016
>Sam's brain is hurting from everyone acting even dumber than him

>>87230895
It's gonna turn out that the visions give you brain-crippling tumors.

>>87230752
Yes. The only page that's out is >>87227990

>>87227828

wait.. werent the Super Apes like, a level above Cap in power?

>>87231133
Yeah, it makes no fucking sense, the Super-Apes are FF villains. The Gorilla is as strong as The Thing, the Orangutan has magnetic powers (guess what Cap's shield is made of) and the Baboon is a shapeshifter.
I could MAYBE see him defeating them after a long prolongued battle where he has to use his superior tactics, but there's no way he could insta-kill all 3 of them like 10 seconds like he did in the comic.

scansbro?

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>>87230556
This!

>>87228047
Hooray, Tony lives!

>>87228162
Hydra Cap, baby. It's not about what's right, it's about what works!

>>87227040
>Black guy guilty of future crime isnt imedietly turned into swiss cheese.
Completely illogical.

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>>87232436
For now.

>>87227161
So the AI in Occupy Avengers who hates Clint is Tony?

I hate everything about current Marvel. Like Doom taking up Tony's mantle.

Marvel: Because Fuck You

>>87230895
Only possible way given that he tanked Uatu's chamber.

Oh wait
Bendis

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What I want to know is if CWII is so fucking ludicrously stupid, why are people even paying attention?

Is this bystanders looking at the carwreck or are people genuinely interested in this stuff?

>>87227040
>Why Under Arrest? I can shoot him.

When did Rocket Raccoon become an American Police Officer?

>>87226996

Chulk will kill the entire Marvel universe, thus actually fulfilling Ulysses' prediction. Hawkeye killed the wrong hulk yo

>>87234911

it's the same reason we have Dumbing of Age threads, we're curious as to just how stupid this can get. There has to be a limit to how dumb a story can get but they keep finding new ways to surprise us.

>>87234911
I would guess that the vast majority in /co/ are in it to watch this trainwreck. I'm it for that and to see the trainwreck of Carol and how Marvel wants her to be Wonder Woman. I feel a sort of pity seeing how she becomes progressively worse.

>>87226996
Crying, pointless drama, people acting like freaked out nervous jews, Bendispeak, quipping, more gore, and anything that's a waste of dead trees.

>>87234986
He didn't, that's an edit.

Scanbro requires a blood sacrifice you guise.

>>87228047
LOL really? Stark is in love with T'Challa?

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if scan bro spoils the issue ill post boobs

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Why hasn't scanbro spoiled this shit? Is he not our bro anymore?

>>87228924

It's still the same retarded ass concept

>>87226996
>Future shows Miles saving the world from Captain Hydra
>Gets arrested by Captain Dykecut because she's too dumb to figure out that Steve's Hydra
>Taskmaster busts him out
>[Buddycop movie intensifies]

>>87235494
I honestly feel bad for Brie Larson... Knock her for researching the KSD run if you must but this "Yaas, Fascist Queen!" shit was NOT what she signed up for.

>>87237157
He doesn't do Civil War II, he mainly sticks with Spider-Man

>>87226996
Nothing happens.

>>87235494
>I feel a sort of pity seeing how she becomes progressively worse.
>progressively worse

That is too perfect of a pun.

>>87239434
Wow I wish I could say I'm surprised

>>87239482
Other than bickering and shit, they find Miles outside the capitol on the last page. Cap's book ends the same way.

I didn't notice anything significant. Didn't notice this thread until now, I didn't want to start a thread just to say nothing happens.

>>87227777
Makes you think

>>87227029
Fpbp

>>87239509
Wow, Bendis is such a hack.

And yet he's adding another issue

>>87228748
>fan favorite xmen gets killed
It better the fuck not be Piotr.

>>87226996
The thread will hit bump limit in an hour with a flood of people who complain it's garbage and how they don't like marvel yet week after week show up to the same threads while the Rebirth issues float around 75-150 replies having been released 2 hours earlier

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>>87240025
Of course not, anon! Marvel already confirmed that there won't be deaths in XVI. They said that there was one but they immediately canned it. Also Piotr is heavily shown on X-MEN GOLD for what it's worth.

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>>87239434
>>87236953

>>87240183
Do you really want to see man boobs?

>>87240102
None of those images are going to be the actual covers. Just hype images. I wouldn't count on anything on them being confirmed.

>>87240060
It's "Hellboy Syndrome." People would rather complain about things they dislike that talk about things they like. Which is why Hellboy threads usually just go:

>What does /co/ think of Hellboy?
>It's good.
>I agree.
>What do you like about it?
>I like X, Y, and Z.
>I agree as well.
>So we're all in agreement, then? Okay. Thread over.

while threads bitching about how Marvel went to shit or the latest SJW-related controversy hit the bump limit, and there are multiple recurring generals dedicated to ironically hate-reading shitty webcomics and nitpicking about their every flaw.

>>87227320
>jewish character brings up being a jew
Magneto said something about concentration camps and hitler

>>87240241
True. We all know that, but it is strange to see Rachel there. Though we all already know not to have any hope.

It will be shit

>>87228047
Is there a rich white person who t'challa hasn't fucked?

>>87240274
Oh shit, that's right it was captain hitler telling mags that he keeps comparing everything to the Holocaust, and apparently she didn't now that he was a Holocaust surviver!

>>87239509
Is Allison Green and her empty briefcase ever brought up again?

>>87227040
It's incredible how bendisspeak kills every tension that could have been in this panel

>>87226996
We already know Tony dies to make way for Bendis' adopted black daughter's stand-in.

>>87240445
In Ultimates. America complains that Carol's detaining her to fill a quota, YAAS TYRANT promises they'll find some dirt to arrest her with.

>>87240102
Iceman is also shown with two different girls on the promo for his solo.

What can we do to get Bendis to quit Marvel and do indie books nobody buys?

>>87228036
Why the fuck is Rocket even there?

>>87227040
>>87226996

You are forgetting the most powerful entity in the marvel universe! Black people. DUNNN.. and women.. DUNNN...

>>87228095
God, Carol SUCKS in this. Why does Bendis ruin everything? He needs to shape up, or Marvel should drop him.

>>87228814
>I don't think there was a major one in 2013,
2013 was Infinity. Did heroes fight in that?

>>87240713
But that wasn't the actual dialogue. The real one won't be like that. I hope.

>>87240974
>Did heroes fight in that?
Nope.

It was also really good outside of Thane.

Seriously, Thanos should've come looking to knock the skulls of the people who broke with favorite armpiece instead it's his kid :DD
I'm gonna be mad about that for a long time.

>>87240102
Wait, Rachel is on Gold Team?

DELET THIS

>>87239509
>Marvel will take people's money and give them this in return

Storytime when

>>87227320

Does Magneto bringing up the holocaust count for I3?

>>87240274
Do tie-ins that aren't by Bendis even count?

>>87241951

I swear to fucking christ I get a blood clot every time that happens.

>Waaaaah I was put in a camp so Im gonna try to kill billions of people.

Magneto is worse than 1000 hundred foot tall Hitlers

>>87241951
That wasn't the main book and that wasn't Bendis.

I honestly have no fucking idea what Marvel's doing anymore. And i probably shouldn't.

>>87227496
Everyone got hit by the idiot ball. The visions are shown to be almost 100% correct while able to be manipulated like in Iron Fist Luke Cage tie-in

>>87228095
Wait...wasn't Steve the reason why Bruce died?

>>87234911
marvel shills. Remember the Champions threads no one wanted but we got anyways.

>>87244181
yes but no one knows that.

>>87234911

For me, it is absolutely the trainwreck factor. I think I actually like that more than the work being decent but nothing special.

It's really entertaining for me to see just how badly they muck it up. How much the characters act out of character, how stupid everyone acts, and how they fucking talk with similar tones. Overall, it's entertaining to see just how much of a stupid clusterfuck it is.

At the same time though, it's really sad. This event wasn't even made with good intentions. It was made just to cash in on the Civil War movie. This shit reads with such soullessness that it's heartbreaking even though it's ridiculous. The amount of details that Bendis doesn't care enough to cover is just maddening, and the writing and treatment of the characters shows such an utter lack of fucking respect he has for just the Marvel universe in general. I feel like at this point that Bendis is at peak apathy and just flips a damn coin to figure out what to write.

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>>87240273
marvel brings us all together

>>87231235
Oh god why are marvel writers so terrible now?

Can't believe no one has posted this by now, is it that bad?

>>87246012

Yes.

IS A MOTHER FUCKER GONNA STORYTIME OR NOT?

>>87227320
B-5 Cap Marvel and Iron Man in Invincible Iron Man #14 but do tie-ins count?

The fact no one has storytimed it means it's extremely shit. Now I want to read it even more because of that.

WHERE IS SCANBROOOOOOOOOOOO?

>>87246012
>>87246043
>>87246093
>>87246103
It's not ripped by Chip The Ripper yet.

>>87246012
>>87246043
not even worth pirating tbqh

>>87246118
but why? this should've been the very first thing he ripped so everyone could read it and no one buy it

>>87246131
but watching the trainwreck unfold is fun

>>87246131
The art is.

>>87230895
And Storm is smiling. Cunt.

>>87239341
>he mainly sticks with Spider-Man

He has tastes.

someone post the issue, I can't shitpost about it if I don't know what the fuck happens

>>87240102
those are all existing covers and variants

No storytime til now? This is so funny bwahahahahahaha. I really do wanna hate read it to see what trainwreck will happen on this issue.

someone storytime it. i love watching everyone's reactions

ResurreXion better bring back Wolverine, Wild Child, Jean Grey as the badass phoenix, and Professor X, why not? Cyclops I can give or take...

Goddamit where is my entertainment. And by that I mean /co/'s reaction/commentary for this shitfest