What's his endgame?

>>87225794
getting his much deserved respect

No one shitposts like Gaston.

>>87225794
How'd he get so strong?

It's not like he worked particularly hard, and there's no gym in the village. Were steroids a thing back then?

>>87225794
To either marry, or rape then marry Belle. Probably the latter since you could get away with it in Ye Olde times.

>>87225950
Sixty eggs a morning apparently.

Is he into chicks that play hard to get? All the other bimbos were into him.

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TO AM BECOME HUGE!

>>87226073
So he's likely going to have a heart attack or stroke by 30

>>87225950

He's a hunter I think.

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>>87226795
Hunting is what he was best known for. He was also into whatever passes for sports in a rural French village.

>>87225794
Get married to the hottest girl in town, then settle down and have kids, get older and eventually become the Al Bundy of France; cynical, exhausted, and constantly pining for the glory days.

>>87225794
Kill shit and fuck bitches.

>>87225794
To be ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A BAAAAAARRRRRGE!