Homestuck's official end sequence

>>87214023
nobody cares

>>87214023
nope. its just the credits. not the epilogue

John lives in isolation as a 20 year old virgin NEET, who's constantly dwelling on the death of his father.

Yeah, fuck you Hussie.

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>>87214023
oh shit

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reminder

>>87214140
oh shit.

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TROLL ROY4LTY OT4 CONF1RM3D

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post best girl

Reminder that Homestuck is literally worse than trainwrecks where people died.

>It's over now.

It never ends. Like The Simpsons.

it seems more like it's written by a human but still can't depict anything good

>>87214221
Why are Dave and Jade ruling over trolls
Why does Hussie have no balls to commit on an ending for relationships?

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can't believe andrew never drew jade with her canonical bust size

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>>87214023
>First we got Act 7 with THE END
>Now we have the end credits
>We're still waiting for the epilogue
IT'S NEVER FUCKING OVER

>>87214140
Well when you're literally THE GOD OF A FUCKING WORLD, I think you get to have some time off to be a NEET, no?

Hell, his female counterpart is now the HEAD OF HER OWN BUSINESS EMPIRE.

And besides, who KNOWS what he's doing in that time!

>>87214140
Name one reason why John/Vriska shouldn't have happened.

ONE

>>87214261
Vriska is shit.

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>>87214223
This is the new best.

>>87214259
I like how you think John's relationship with Roxy went anywhere.

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>>87214246
Big titted Jade is the only thing worthwhile in this comic anymore.

>>87214246
DId Grimbark ever go anywhere?

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Post YFW no Davekat

>>87214245
obviously because theyre terezi and karkats patron humans, and coincidentally romantically linked up

>>87214292
Wheres the act 5 one

>>87214207
>https://gyazo.com/33ebc3e46906a7556dc6658106226c8f

You trying to sneak your fantrolls into shit, Angel?

>>87214269
She is the 8est.

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>>87214304

>>87214245
I think it's clear that Jade, Dave, and Karkat are all in one <3 relationship together. It certainly seems like it!

>>87214246
I don't think it matters; being a Space player, she could change it at will. Vriska, however, is STACKED.
>>87214261
Aye! But what about John and Terezi, or Terezi and Vriska?
>>87214269
That too.
>>87214278
Meh. Maybe it did, maybe it didn't - who knows! We don't know.

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>>87214265
Every night, I can feel my Nep... and my Equius... even my ARs. The characters I've lost... the plotlines I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make him give back our story.

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>>87214252
>Hiveswap to wait for
>Homestuck 2.0 is in the works

>>87214325
>I think it's clear that Jade, Dave, and Karkat are all in one <3 relationship together. It certainly seems like it!


But that makes no sense! Dave broke up with Terezi because he wasn't comfortable with the idea of being in a polyamorous relationship, even if it was culturally fine.

>>87214261
Canon ships turn characters into furniture. Both of them had important jobs to do.

Honest opinions: I quit reading Homestuck back in early Act 6. Is there any reason to read through the rest of it or was it right to cut my losses?

>>87214342
And Jade doesn't like Karkat romantically, even reacting with disgust at the idea of a relationship with him!

>>87214360
You made the right call.

>>87214342
Maybe things have changed with Dave - with two years, maybe he's had time to grow into accepting a more palpable situation like that.
Or Jade just hangs out with them a lot and has a Brotherly/Sister thing going on with the two of them while KK and Dave get the Gay on.

>>87214360
No.
It's shit.

Not enough Roxygen in that update

Post Roxygen

>>87214342
you sure the problem was polyamory, and not that it was with gamzee?
i mean id be cool with dating two people, but not if there were clowns involved

>>87214360
no, it just meanders around for a few thousand pages then has an abrupt and unsatisfying ending

>>87214360
Maybe if you really liked Caliborn, sure he stays consistently good. But everyone else either goes downhill in quality, gets removed from the comic, or both.

>>87214376
fuck off


>>87214366
he was riding her in the epilogue

>>87214385
>and has a Brotherly/Sister thing going on
That makes even less sense!

>Vriska
>Never experienced peaceful life
>With John

>>87214360
You were right to quit. It all went to shit. Although, Caliborn did provide some great dialogue that made some of it worth it.

So every single 'lets get human married' joke just became true

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where is aradia...

>/co/ can host a half dozen SU threads in lulls between shows
>homestuck gets an update and threads get immediately pruned

>>87214212
Problem I have with EGT is that the writer still needs to get rid of them and the story ends up sucking for it

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>>87214221
The love diamond of pain is canon, halle-fucking-lujah

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My folder still has some good shit

>>87214402
Yeah this mostly. And all the characters you like get unsatisfying conclusions. In the end, they don't act anything like themselves.
Anything you like about Homestuck goes away. The end literally has none of the positive qualities of the comic.

so basically john goes to the 7 other kids and is all like "hey caliborn is bullying me, can we go beat him up together" and the rest of them are like "well that sounds rash and impulsive and like it could completely fuck over timespace with a massive paradox, but shit, might as well" and so they all go get their asses handed to them, thereby closing the time loop and preserving the fatalistic themes of homestuck

also based on this we might infer that the kids were only 20 years old by the time they decided to go fight caliborn

>>87214419
Thank God.

Who are you quoting btw?

>>87214392
What the fuck is roxygen?

>>87214425
Off. Now.

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>>87214023

>>87214433
they're even standing in the same positions

DEEPEST LORE

>>87214402
this is the most correct thing you've ever said

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>>87214419
We can always imagine that one 'if'...

>>87214242
This is so accurate that it hurts.

>>87214444
Weren't they 5000+ by then?

>>87214467
God damn

>>87214023
>those last few pictures
>apparently way in the future, John is blocking the year count on his banner
>none of his friends speak to him anymore
>only person who contacts him is Caliborn, trying to convince him to become evil
>he destroys his phone just to escape being contacted by him

Holy FUCK.

I can't believe we got a fucking bad end.

Anyone got a full list of what was wrong with the ending?
I got
>DirkJake despite it showing hardcore that it wouldn't work out as a relationship
>Karkat not growing up despite not being god tier
>Repopulating from only 8 humans

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>>87214458
jade: the shit i put up with for some dave dick

>>87214335
>Hiveswap will be episodic

You know I was thinking way back when the comic first showed signs of ending before the kickstarter how it's strange we got 10 years out of 8BT and Questionable Content will probably go on for ANOTHER 10 on top of the decade it got and Homestuck which blows both out the water in popularity wasn't going to be milked.

Gee whiz

>>87214402
you are the reason for that piggu. you fucked us all over by dragging hussie down

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>>87214392
Post canon, you say?

So is this whole deal worth getting into? I've never been able to understand what this is about despite seeing this whole topic get posted many times here.

>>87214477
no, they time traveled 5000 years into the future

>eri got reincarnated
>mituna was destroyed before act 7
>all the other ghosts are also dead forever
>john's life is empty, just like it was before sburb
>everyone but the protagonists won in the end

>>87214204
I was trying to figure out why on earth the baby carapacians seemed so disturbing
then I remembered
they remind me of that comic where Vriska gives birth to Doc Scratch's rape baby

>>87214495
No. It is literally one of the best things ever and one of the worst things in existence. It is not worth it in any capacity.

>>87214491
piggy has the word cloaca in her trip. Don't be fooled by the imposter.

>>87214478
I do not know where those two are now, but last I heard they were a legitamate couple.
I saved that photo back around 12, when I just got into the fandom.
I wonder...

>>87214292
She's pretty cute. Good enough for a poke.
>>87214313
WTF, I hate Act 5 now.

>>87214495
it's like LOST
there's basically no reason to read it now, but there were a lot of good reasons to read it serially

>>87214444
I want to see this.

WE NEED _MORE_ CLOSURE.

It'll never come though.

>>87214495
Get the fuck out and never come back I don't mean this to be rude but you're really better just not showing up here again and experiencing whatever we had to

>>87214485
John is a straight white male.

This is his penance.

>>87214493
>red nosed nigger roxy
>canon

>>87214488
>Karkat still unhappy and unsatisfied with his life
>his final moments are being a third wheel in a more developed relationship
>he is forever "Karkat: Dave's boyfriend" and nothing else

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So is homestuck the very first example of Tumblr ruining nice things or did Sinfest beat them to the punch?

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Boy oh boy. Am I getting a new desktop out of this salt?

Wow Hussie, you're so progressive!
I'm sure hollywood will give you SO much money!

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>>87214436
>eri jade

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>>87214527
I know right you shouldve seen her feferi cosplay

>>87214392
Roxygen is shit! Shit!
>>87214450
Johnroxy, Dumbpi.

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>>87214535
Red noses do look terrible. Here's a better one.

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>>87214495
Do you like Webcomics?

Do you like stories that have meta/real world game mechanics involving kids (Scott Pilgrim, Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash)

Do you like stories where your questions will propel you through but most of them will probably not get answered to your satisfaction and a whole mess of plotlines and the story itself ends on a whimper after crazy buildups like LOST?

Do you like stories more convoluted than Kingdom Hearts?

Then Homestuck might be for you

Also there's waifus and cutiepies. Pic related

>Story starts off with John and his three friends
>They all meet different people and become friends with them
>Years go by and the three friends leave with their own friends to do their own thing while John gets left behind
Growing up sucks

>>87214543
It's the first thing where they ruined it beyond a shadow of a doubt.

>>87214558
Salt is too mild, this time.

>>87214407
Caliborn was the sole vehicle for old Hussie style humor by the end of the comic
Pretty sad that Hussie had to put the kind of jokes he actually liked making into a villain character so nobody could judge him for making them

>>87214392
It's dead.

John is a depressed hikki who's doing nothing in his life while slowly drifting away from his friends.

>>87214140
Remember when people complained that he didn't seem to care about his dad being dead

>>87214493
jesus, this is old as fuck. i remember seeing it getting posted by the original artist

>>87214560
I want the TV life to destroy him, completely and fucking utterly.
I want them to take his shitty comic and stuff it full the most generic, white actors you can think of, to ignore every single fucking thing the post-retcon introduced, and tell him to fuck off when he raises his whiny bitchboy voice about how he might not like that.
I want him to fucking lose it all. He deserves it.

did we get a group shot of the original four kids out of the propilogue? I don't remember seeing one

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If you aren't a bitter, delusional patron shipper you need to get the hell out of this thread.

Shit, I actually like a lot of the post-canon ships, but Homestuck just fucking sucks!

I'm really happy so many people are back. It's been so lonely.

I love you guys ;_;

>>87214528
Please stop comparing the ending of Homestuck to the ending of Lost. Lost's ending was immensely satisfying from a character standpoint.

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Since kanrose is canon, how big is Kanaya's cock?

>>87214495

>>87213185

>>87214610
no. they've never even had a conversation as a group before. rose hardly knows jade at all.

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>>87214488
I want to be remembered for being the one to found this picture.

>>87214610
Hussie didn't like the idea of people thinking the four kids should be friends forever.
He thought this because he is a stupid fucker.

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>>87211723
alright, here you go. sorry it took a little while

>>87214593
Won't surprise me if Pen Ward wrote acts 4 and 5. You know they are personal friends.

>>87214606
Him still contemplating it years later while doing nothing else with his life adds another fucked layer.

i miss crablouse art, too bad she hates homestuck forever now

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>Terezi the only one doing something badass, flying around the ends of reality around an unimaginably giant black hole surrounded by thousands of dying ghosts of her friends, looking for her spiderbitch

Best girl

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me w/ squad

>>87214617
Don't worry, Cuntpi. I will always be with you. In your heart. Like heartworm.

>>87214626
but rose was in the tux. she is the one with a penis

>>87214651
I don't blame her. Even the crazy motherfuckers know it's shit.

>>87214640
based

>>87214540
Dave even forces him to mine for artifacts of shit. Can't find the picture though.

>>87214593
Caliborn wasn't just any villain, he was a stand-in for anyone who liked Homestuck initially and then didn't. I imagine him being the only one who acted like a real Homestuck character by the end wasn't Hussie putting the jokes he liked doing in a safe place, it was intended to be another dig, just one that backfired.

>>87214581
Any good theories on how Joey and Jude are tied into this? Is it simply more ectobiology in another universe?

Is that our Roxy?

I told myself I wouldn't cry

>>87214617
I just got here. How much shitposting did I miss? Did anyone call you a filthy pisces yet?

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>>87214610
>>87214629
NEVER

EVER

Somebody draw this face in MSPA style.

>>87214566
Show it.
>>87214493
Shit ship.

>>87214639
yet another case of an author confusing what makes a story realistic and what makes it good

this is "people don't have arcs" all over again, it's so pretentious I could vomit

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>John got cucked by Calliope
Sounds like it's time for John "Fillet the Gays" Egbert to get to work in this new world.

>>87214678
it's b1. before john and the rest landed.

what happened to the felt

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>>87214678
Joey and Jude were born through a very ordinary yet sexy and fertile woman's vagina.

>>87214488
>Dave finally got to be the archeologist he always wanted to be.
DREAMS


DONT DIE

>>87214704
consort kingdom probably.

>>87214678
They're the sex-biological kids of B1 Jake and a woman named A. Claire. That's a young Mom Lalonde.

>>87214678
No, it's Mom.
>>87214698
He's too depressed.

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>>87214693
It was on tumblr and im at a loss of her nickname.

>>87214691
more like a filthy pissies
LMAO

>>87214707
Who drew THAT.

>>87214640
Cheers

>>87214709
Oh, that'd be so awesome! I love the Felt so fucking much regardless of how shitty the comic is.
>>87214725
Pls find. She's my waifu.
>>87214617
>>87214735
I love you too, filthy pissies.

>>87214614
its okay daverezi has a place in the canon troll royalty ot4

>>87214639
Why the hell did everyone agree to go fight Caliborn if they weren't friends anymore?

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>>87214693
Post MORE canon, you say?

also
dirkjake is canon lol

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It's done, here you go

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>>87214678
Joey and Jude are the children of Gramps and A(nna) Claire.

Roxy is either the claire children's VERY close babysitter or adopted sister.

>>87214617
i'll be your friend :)

When's Hussie gonna move away from this gay ass Homestuck shit already? I want that next webcomic.

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>that bitter empty ending

>>87214757
Who cares? It's not like they're good characters anyway.

>>87214755
It's shit though. You obviously like it if you're posting it. Fuck your trash tastes.

>>87214762
10/10

>>87214245
This

And why are Rose and Kanaya ruling the carapace kingdom if they're spending all their time raising troll grubs? They should be with Dave and Karkat

Clearly davejadekat aren't doing anything of importance though, and they're just sitting around fucking all day and watching tv in their cool troll house

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>>87214762
B
A
S
E
D

>>87214768
Sleep tight, nepper.

>>87214750
they're still friends, John is just the only one who failed to find some way to amuse himself with his divinity

or an alternative is that John is elsewhere the rest of the year and only goes back to his house on his birthday, which is why the banner never got taken down

YOU STILL DONT KNOW WHAT BLOOD DOES HAHA
CANCERFAGS BTFO ;-;

prablata is NEVER coming back

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>>87214691
No, you're the first. Pisces aren't dirt, they are clean. And I've made peace with it.

>>87214665
<3

>>87214681
It's okay to cry, anon. Don't be embarressed. We're here for you.

>>87214735
>>87214744
Ayyyy

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>>87214749
It's an OT4 I'm actually pretty okay with, as long as Vriska stays the hell away.

>>87214774
Page of Doom reporting in.

>Hussie gave up on Homestuck and everything else because he was busy making the real, actual SBURB a reality
>he didn't bother with the ending because the important parts are at the start and in the middle, and how it ends is up to you
How relieved would you be?

>>87214755
>>87214760
Cute

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>>87214762
God bless you.

>>87214778
Post even more canon, you say?

>>87214610
>>87214629
>>87214639
I will make them and the alphas their only friends even if it kills me.

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On the plus side, a 20 year old John skeeving on a 16 year old Vriska is the only viable possibility left, aside from John being alone for eternity.

>>87214805
>Ayyyy
N-No. You w-weren't supposed to take it well. ;_;

>>87214774
>sollux just fucking left with aradia
>mituna's brains were halfway blown out but he still had a hot girlfriend
doom is truly the best aspect
you journey through hell and at the end of the road you're the only one left smiling

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>>87214720
>He's too depressed.
Don't be silly, his anger easily quells his depression.

>>87214802
prab stopped posting here with a trip in like... 2012? earlier? let it go

>>87214797
>or an alternative is that John is elsewhere the rest of the year and only goes back to his house on his birthday, which is why the banner never got taken down

If he was doing other shit, they'd clearly show it.

>>87214797
>they're still friends

The last few imply that none of his friends talk to him anymore, at least via his phone, which is why he destroys it.

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>>87214325
>Vriska, however, is STACKED.
he's not lying.
pic related exists after all.

Is John doing absolutely nothing with his spare time a reference to how he wouldn't do anything unless other people told him to do something?

>>87214814
Die in a fire.
>>87214825
>John goes ba

>>87214818
he's gonna make a hundred clones of Matt McConneghuay as his live-in harem

>>87214818
If she comes back, watch him get cucked by Terezi.

Heterosexuality is not allowed in this comic.

>>87214786
I'm still confused, and mad.

Did he give them the money, did they take his money, or something in between?

>>87214802
neither is jessie

NONE of them are coming back

the lesbians are gone forever

>>87214818
Aradia. Sorry Vriscuck!

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Reminder it is your DUTY to VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/11501123/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11501123/

OFFICIAL CREDITS PAGE POLL

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>>87214839
My god, you're a canon fiend. I only have so many pictures of these official canon girlfriends.

>>87214846
>the lesbians are gone forever
I blame John "Strike The Dyke" Egbert for this

>>87214839
FUCK, I HAD AUTO-RESPOND ON. I was going to make a dumb joke theory but I stopped at the last second. R.I.P
>>87214838
That's sad as fuck and probably true.

>>87214755
They aren't my OTP but it's definitely my favorite Roxy ship, and I'm glad there's a stan among us, along with obligatory hater.

>>87214802
She'd be depressed when she saw what happened to Dave and Jade

>>87214831
If the Huss signs his name, then it's true.
But then what about Feferi AKA Quintessential Cute/Hot girl?

>>87214847
What a twist

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>prospit girls ended up being better than the derse girls

How the fuck did this happen?

>>87214885
her tits are even bigger, duh

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>>87214794
hi loser

>>87214821
I have a sense of humor. I'm a fun gal.

>>87214843
Jade's fucking the red knights, and probably nobody else (maybe Terezi? I think the new planet has laws that make it so the rulers HAVE to fuck each other).

>>87214889
everyone was shit.
There is literally nothing good left in Homestuck as it stands.

>>87214894
wanna have fun with me?

>>87214511
Vriska gives birth to D.S. rape baby? Can i see it?

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CANON

>>87214894
Tripfags like you are the reason I left this general years ago.

Fuck off and die.

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jaderose babby

>>87214855
Can I ask you to pretty please stop? Nicely? Just stop?
>>87214889
Bad writing.

God I'm going to have to wade through a pool of davejadekat art now.
Fuck it, there's no point now anyway. Glad this shitty comic lost all its fanbase and momentum, Hussie doesn't deserve any of the fame he got if this is how he ends a project.

>>87214913
but rose was the husband

>>87214889
i usually disagree but jades a troll queen now and rose just breeds worm babies i guess youre right

Maybe if Homestuck goes on long enough it'll loop back around into being good

>>87214894
>I have a sense of humor. I'm a fun gal.
Only sometimes. W-We still didn't finish our Undertale discussion. ;_________;

>>87214844
He gave them the money and left, assuming they would make the game. They used to make King's Quest instead, and by the time Hussie checked up on them the money was already gone.

>>87214916
She's my favorite. I hope she stars in the TV show.

>>87214916
It looks retarded
But retarded describes this well

>>87214923
it's not over yet
we're getting a third ending in probably six months

The real tragedy is the characters I liked didn't get good porn

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>>87214916
>jaderose baby

where have i heard this before...

>>87214944
I'm retroactively in the same boat, since I don't like any of the characters now.

all these tumblr retards talking about how kanaya and rose got a happy lesbian ending are gonna be so pissed when rose goes off to die in the juju during the epilogue

>>87214942
It doesn't matter, the comic truly cannot be salvaged, not without redoing everything since the retcon.

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>>87214916
I see hussie's still keeping up with inexplicable tumblr trends.

>>87214666
i was gonna argue that Kanaya was better able to hide her long tentacock under her dress, that it would stick out too much in pants, but i guess trips confirms it.

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I'M LOSING SLEEP OVER BAD HOMESTUCK UPDATES AGAIN

NOTHING EVER CHANGES

CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE THE TRUE SUCCESSOR TO HOMESTUCK SO I CAN FORGET ABOUT IT FOREVER

EXCEPT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN BECAUSE HOMESTUCK IS SUCH A ONE-OF-A-KIND MULTIMEDIA NARRATIVE THAT ONLY HAPPENED WITH ~FUCKING MIRACULOUS~ FAN CONTRIBUTIONS AND INSANE UPDATE SPEEDS

AND HUSSIE MANAGED TO FUCK IT UP

HE STRUCK GOLD AND MANAGED TO FUCK IT UP

WHICH IS PROBABLY JUST HOW HE LIKES IT

let's all end it now hsg
lay down your lives with dignity
die with dignity

>>87214963
What?

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Where is she, /hsg/?

>>87214796
Here's to you zwid. Best of luck, wherever you are.

>>87214944
who

jasprose or some shit?

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wait if rose and kanya married does that mean they canonically fucked?

Remember: Karkat is mortal and will die in a few years, leaving Jade and Dave on their own.

>>87214978
Getting BTFO by LE

why did john smash his phone
did caliborn troll him one last time

>>87214976
No.

I'm not ending it until Hussie does.

I need to see him fall.

>>87214978
Riding my dick.

>>87214582
>Roxy being a clone from a different timeline meant literally nothing

I hope we get something like the PS epilogue that shows where every single character living or dead ended up

>>87214986
>tfw I don't have access to my pregnant_homestucks/ folder

>>87214978
In your base
Killing your dudes

>>87214978
Off panel with John.

>>87214978
Fucking dead.

let this be the last

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WHY WAS IT IMPORTANT THAT KARKAT SURVIVED, HUSSIE?

>>87214978
>>87214997
Riding MY dick.

What's at the center of the black hole? I can't tell what it is.

>>87214916
so how many of Rose's ectokids formed a squiddle cult and went grimdark?

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>>87214870
Always nice to see another fan around here because these threads are packed to the rafters with philistines.

>>87214919
Doesn't seem especially sincere, but I get the feeling you're in a lot of pain, as though something you cared about was blown the fuck out, so I'll take a break.

>>87214978
Hopefully dead, but more likely in the box or something else stupid like that.


>>87214986
They've been fucking for like 5 real-time years without stopping.

>>87214335
>homestuck 2.0
no... that... that cant be true... i want closure damit, i want my fucking closure!

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Ok who gives a shit about spidertits or goatlegs or whatever, what happened to these chucklefucks?

I'm so happy I'm learning how to draw; started for the express reason of fixing this shitty comic once and for all.

WHY ARE YOU STILL ALL VIRGINS WITH NO FRIENDS

>>87215003
What?
>>87215018
Davekat.
>>87215021
Davekat.

the other thread was better. too bad it got pruned. yall have fun with your cancer

>>87215032
Why is John?

>>87215018
kys

>>87214988
NOPE
Jade and Dave go fight Caliborn while they're all young adults, Karkat outlives them.

>>87214841
>alright alright alright~

>>87214853
Whose that dude with them?

>>87215032
Face it anon, spongefan will never come back.

>>87215022
All of them. They were eventually genocided so it would stop.

Honestly I like how they're still doing stupid kid shit

>hey the ecto lab
>maybe we should think about what kind of society we're going to create and how the genetics should be laid out?
>no fuck that lol let's make a bazillion babies shit lets be santa
>maybe we should oversee the beginnings of this civilisation and make sure everything goes well?
>no FUCK THAT lol let's go 5000 years into the future and see how they turned out

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>>87214963
Rose/Jade would've been a much better canon pairing than Rose/Kanaya.

>>87214978
Hopefully burning in hell.

>>87214566
what is /this/ comic attempting to convey?
and the whole W and pillow and art on the refrigerator thing, it's been so long that I can't recall if Rose's mother was actually being genuine or it was actually rose's thoughts of it being an act of insane one upsmanship of compassion or whatever the fuck that was.

>>87215028
>Ok who gives a shit about spidertits or goatlegs or whatever
Hussie and his lacklies
They don't care about those chucklefucks, which explain why they didn't show up

>>87215021
some sort of open mouthed skull emblem

it kinda looked like it was on one of those server boxes

>>87215027
Epilogue

>>87214995
imagine spending an unknown amount of years alone, with your group of followers so small they don't even count as a village, all your other friends off doing whatever to the point where they just forget about your birthday and you in general
then you get a message and it's just a prank call from that one asshole you beat the shit out of a while ago

Be John.
> Everything is good
> Earth is not the same anymore
> My dad is not mine anymore
> Though my friends hooked up with each other and that's fine
> We saved our people
> Roxygen is a bust
> I don't even want to take down my birthday banner and remind myself time has passed
> No more movies and no more new games
> Vriska didn't return
> Terezi tried to get her back
> That was years ago, no traces of either of them anymore
> Now all of a sudden that little shit Caliborn started trolling me
> Fuck my phone

>>87215038
IM HOPING IT KILLS ME

>People still autistically reeing about how davekat sucks
>it was never shown to be an actual thing
>ending has actual problems
>never focused on over Davekat
it's Korra all over again

>>87214853
And who is the artist?

>>87215026
>Doesn't seem especially sincere,
It is.
>as though something you cared about was blown the fuck
I fucking hated Johnroxy. I just like Roxycalliope even less.
>I'll take a break.
I honestly appreciate it.
>>87215054
Except that's fucking stupid. They talked like, 2 times and had zero chemistry.

>>87214342
The fact he had a problem with it was foreshadowing of the irony of him actually getting into a poly relationship

>>87214978
>>87214997
>>87215019
Currently fucking me with her monster tentadick

>>87215058
Oh anon, youre so new... Im not getting banned today

>>87215026
I don't mind Roxopie; actually, I think it's cute. But I'm so fucking tired of Hussie shoving gay in my face rather than actual story that I just unfairly hate it on principle.

And this coming from a faggot.

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>>87214977
Jaderose became really popular on tumblr for, like, a month. For a while tumblr was trying to orchestrate themed weeks to encourage people to draw fanart for a dead fandom. One week was Jaderose themed, and some people just bandwagonned it and adopted it as a ship for a little while.

>>87215054
Rosemary was pretty much the most boring ship imaginable. It's not hard to improve on that.

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>A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2016, is this young man's birthday. Though it was twenty (five thousand and twenty?) years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a life-long purpose!

What will the plans of this full grown adult be?

>>87215067
Exactly. John probably doesn't want to startle his friends though.

>>87215028
Probably dead with SS. F

>>87215068
Why must Hussie make John suffer?

>>87215068
Why would Hussie do this?

>>87215058
Mom was desperately trying to prove to Rose that she actually loved her, while Rose always took it as passive-aggression. Roxy's personality confirms it was mostly genuine.

>>87215098
SLAY

THE

GAY

>>87215067
didn't he have like five hundred missed messages from Caliborn?

>John is the only heterosexual character left

>>87215098
Lie in bed for another year. Not like it matters, since you're immortal.

>>87215064
so these were only the credits.
i thought something was up, but makes sense that this wasnt the epilogue, the video set it up to have john go and pick a fight with caliborn. maybe we will see that fight and also how the fucking killed lord english.

>>87215098
Go to the Dark Carnival to see his bestest buddy Caliborn

>>87215106
because john is a homophobe and must be punished

>>87215067
but how can caliborn prank call john if caliborn is in a black hole

>>87215119
And he's punished with a bad end.

do you think john tries killing himself, but because he's done nothing worthy of death he just comes back every time?
there's nothing to fight against to earn a heroic death, and he can't bring himself to do anything terrible enough to deserve a just one, so instead he just sits there alone forever

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>>87215067
Oh God, they did forget his birthday, didn't they? And the year before they only remember at the last moment.

Angry NEET John may not be just memes.

>>87215058
>I can't recall if Rose's mother was actually being genuine or it was actually rose's thoughts of it being an act of insane one upsmanship of compassion or whatever the fuck that was.
Rose is fucking stupid for thinking that because that's a fucking stupid thing and it's retarded to even consider it for even a second.
>>87215112
>Roxy's personality confirms it was mostly genuine
Roxy acts nothing like Mom or a "Mom-like character" desu.

>>87215119
And Vriska is either lost into the next franchise or chose Terezi over him by now.

>>87215119
>John only straight left
>Barricades himself in his home to avoid the gays

What a fate

>>87215068
PUNISHED JOHN

>>87215098
Grab his hammer, gather is friends, and go try to beat a thirteen year old alien to death.

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>>87215032
hey, I'm not a virgin any more

ya got me on the "no friends" part, thought

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>>87215081
There would've been more displays on their dynamic if Huss didn't jettison the kids' relationships in favour of them intermingling with the trolls.

>>87215098
John: Check to make sure you still have arms.

my phone spontaneously died today
what does it mean

>>87215119
No

There's still Jake

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>>87215098
>Go on a rampage.

>>87215096
>Jaderose became really popular on tumblr f
Well, there you go.

I pledge allegiance to the fag

>>87215119
*asexual

:^)

>>87215018
As shown here >>87214221 he is one of the two troll leaders of the Troll Kingdom, and the only one there after Terezi goes looking for Vriska (Kanaya is in charge of the Carapace Kingdom and spends the rest of the time just breeding grubs).

However, after they made new trolls via ectobiology, they just left them alone for 5000 years. I thought Karkat and co. were supposed to guide them while their new troll civilization was developing

>last bit with John could potentially be decades or even centuries in the future
>none of his friends speak to him anymore
>he lives a totally secluded life

this is like a nightmare

how could it end this way

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>>87215139
>dead dad
>sits there alone in his home while all his friends go off to life successful lives on their own
>the only person who still cares is someone who hates him
OH

>>87215116
I'm not sure that's an actual command. Would you mind rephrasing that?
>>87215122
You would, but you've always been a go-getter, even in the face of ennui!
>>87215126
That dildo purse? Yeah, no thanks. You'd rather sit through another of Karkat's romcom dissertations than do that again.

>>87215141
Man, I don't fucking know.
The entire comic is batshit crazy, it's hard to tell what's genuine after having stopped reading it for like 2 years now.

>>87215067
>>87215068
>make a move and the bunny gets it
Caliborn referenced John's favorite movie. He really does care.

>>87215149
I would too if I were straight

>>87215032
I'm not a virgin. I got fucked by the ending.
>>87215159
Debatable and almost purely theoretical.

>>87215185
FUCK

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>>87215168
It bothers me that people keep using the version that still has a little bit of teal.

>>87215185
It's okay, Hussie, I still love you.

>>87215184
John is a straight white male.

He does not get a good end.

>>87215166
He's bisexual.
>>87215187
It's a stupid thing to think though. Plus, that kind of thing was already handled with Bro and Dave.

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>>87215185
you're not gonna hit me with those feels today my friend

>>87215217
no you don't
not if you're here

So wait, John gets all the other gods to gang up on Caliborn, and then the Masterpiece happens, but what the fuck happens to the A2 gods? Like without Dave and Jade, are they stranded in Caliborn's shitty post-apocalyptic trashheap?

>>87215032
I lost my virginity because of this comic (specifically because of Lord English, in a roundabout way). No matter how much of Homestuck's potential Hussie wastes, he can never take away the fact that I met the most important person in my life through his big "waste of time."

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>>87215185
Stop

>>87215185
Holy shit.

>>87215188
Is that the secret here? Only the bitter angry ex-fans actually give a shit about John/ old Homestuck, since everyone else moved on?

>>87215235
Yup. And the Betas have... whatever happen in Act 7 happen to them.

>>87215185
in the end john was the true hussie self insert

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>>87215238
>I lost my virginity because of this comic
Do tell

>>87215221
Or maybe he's straight, but open minded and too timid to reject Dirk's advances.

>>87215032
Why are you, anon?

>>87215166
Listen he wishes he could be straight but someone's gotta be there to give Dirk a good dicking.

>>87215255
A prototype is a prototype, you can't just do half.

>>87215235
that or John runs off to do it himself and then some of the others chase after him

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>>87215185