DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vXR5gjRMPk

https://twitter.com/ChickPub/status/790604219376033792

Oh wow.

>>87198778
>Brother Jack Chick passed away Sunday evening, October 23, peacefully in his...

In his what? Sleep? A pile of chick tracts? Shit?

RIP

He will be missed, statistically.

>>87198813
A bed full of naked children, duh.

>>87198717
>right after Steven
famous people tend to die in threes, so there's only one more comic book artist who might bite the dust. Question is...who's next?

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>>87198717
Hail Satan!

>>87198900
>steven
i meant Steve*

>>87198902
Damn it, the first "a" in "Satan" was meant to be spoiler-tagged.

And here I thought I was being clever.

>>87198900
Slott

RIP The tract man himself

Never forget what sandwich is made of

>>87198922
Lee's Jewish anyway. Jews don't believe in Satan in the same way that Christians do.

He's still a thing, admittedly.

>>87198991
IIRC, Stan's only Jewish in a cultural sense, and doesn't hold any particular religious beliefs.

i thought he had been dead for years

>makes fascist comics
>sjws don't attack him
Hmmm...

>>87199009
Maybe so. Might explain why so many artists think it's kosher to draw him as a Catholic priest.

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>>87199009
so what?

Well, he knows if he has been mocking the wrong god all along now.

>>87199042
>Jack at the Gates of Heaven
>St. Peter reads a Chick tract to see what did he do for Christianity
>presses a button
>Chick falls into Hell

The organizations that buy and distribute these will continue doing so, OP.
This changes nothing.

>>87199030
>facist
Words have a certain meaning, you know.

>>87199031
Anyway, I just wanted to play on the whole "Stan killing people and stealing souls" thing we like to do here. And clearly, I've failed. As the Joker says, "if you have to explain a joke, there is no joke".

>>87199036
I swear, sometimes I don't know why I even come here when I know I can expect that kind of shit every time Judaism comes up.

>>87199042
Assuming he's not just rotting in the dirt, anyway.

Or if gods don't exist, but karma and reincarnation do, like some Buddhists believe.

Or if there are gods, but they don't really care about anything, least of all some dickheaded cartoonist.

>>87199030
Dude, most of the sjw culture was still sperm when he was relevant, and Chick was already bone dust when they reach mainstream media

>>87198902
At least he took someone who won't be missed this time. Never forgiving him for taking Bowie though.

Funny, I had a Chick Tract stuck in my door when I came back home from getting a burger the other day. I didn't know that's how people get them.

>>87199367
So, what did you do with it? Burn it? Shred it? Paper train a puppy with it? Upload it to the Internet and play amateur "Mystery Science Theater 3000" using it?

>>87198717
>He is the most successful indie comic artist (over 800 million tracts printed)
>constant quality over decades
>follows his own visions and not the current mainstream
>even non-believer collect his tracts and find entertainment in them


he's a saint

>>87199367
I figured they just metastasized in any large enough pile of junk paper

Aw

>>87199426

I just threw it in the recycling.

>>87198717
Makes sense /co/umblr would mock the death of a respected Christian comic artist

I bet you wouldn't celebrate a Muslim comic book artist dying would you?

>>87199459
>I bet you wouldn't celebrate a Muslim comic book artist dying would you?

I would, but I'd pretty sure that's actually forbidden by the religion.

>>87199459
>I bet you wouldn't celebrate a Muslim comic book artist dying would you?
Yes, why wouldn't I?

>>87199454
Ah. Environmentally friendly. Good work, anon.

>>87199459
1. Jack Chick was only ever respected by his very small subset of Christianity.

2. Yes, if said Muslim comic book artist was just as much of a shithead as Chick was.

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>>87199475
Eh, dunno

>>87199155
Isn't it one guy who's been drawing them for years while Jack writes?

MAYBE they'll stop when that guy dies.

>>87199544

No I mean, drawing anything that depicts a living thing is against the Quran's teachings. Unless you use only objects and geometric shapes, you can't really do a comic as a muslim.

>>87199344
I was just listening to Black Out as I read this.
Yeah, really bad year for celebrities.

>>87199459

I am fairly certain that "respected" is a fair overestimation of Chick`s legacy.

"That christian nutter that wanted 99% of humanity to burn in hell." is probably a closer approximation. That is if they remember him at all.

That being said if there was some Muslim cartoonist that had spent half a century or more telling people they would burn in hell, then i am sure they would get the same sendoff.

>>87199459
I don't believe in celebrating the death of others, but i didn't care about him either way honestly. not glad he's dead, but not really affected by it.

>>87199594
Ah
>>87199544
was supposed to reply to
>>87199459

>>87198717
I could have sworn that he was already dead. Am I from one of those Nelson Mandela alternate universes?

>>87199459
>respected
Most christians that aren't super fundamentalist denounced him decades ago because he makes all christians look like nutjobs.

it's not cause he's christian it's cause he's a massive asshole

>>87199737
But all Christians look like nutjobs...

>>87199766
The whole reason christianity has different denominations is because they disagree on fundamental things.

>>87199737
>he makes all christians look like nutjobs.
Only those crazy Protestants

>>87199811
All Christians despise abortion, homosexuality, and other religions though.

>>87199459

As a devout christian this post offends me

>>87199846
Most American Catholics don't.

But then Protestants in the US are convinced that Catholics are secrets satanists

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>>87199846
eh?

>>87199858
>As a devout christian
What are you doing here? Do you want to lose your soul?

>>87199878
>Most American Catholics don't.
PFFFHAHAHAHA

>>87199878
What the fuck are you talking about? Any Catholic that supports abortion is not a Catholic, by definition.

>>87198991

Yeah.

Christianity: Satan is God's truest foe, in complete opposition to him.

Judaism: Satan is just a guy doing his job. The job God literally gave to him, to test humans.

>>87199846
Not in europe. The churches are part of the refugees welcome crowd.

>>87199919
Really depends where in Europe. In Germany? Definitely. In Poland? NOOOOOOPE

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>>87198778
>this flagrant lack of respect for the departed

Listen, Fred Phelps was a real piece of shit too but when he died I wasn't celebrating.

>>87199944
>when he died I wasn't celebrating.
You boring person.

>>87199042
TO THE LAKE OF FIRE

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>>87199964
I mean, it's not like I knew the guy personally nor did he ever wrong me specifically in any way.

>>87199944
Fred Phelps also got kicked out of his own church for changing his mind about gays.

>>87199429
>constant quality over decades

Are you fucking nuts? His art had steadily been going down the tubes, forcing guest artists to take over as his deranged ass deteriorated.

>>87199680

Who's Nelson Mandela?

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>Celebrating the death of a man who never actually harmed anyone because you disagree with his religion.

>>87199944
Dying isn't a archivement.

>>87200029
>>87200055
A Chick fan, huh?

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>>87200075
>Anyone who doesn't take joy in someone's death must be a supporter.

>>87200038
The good old stuff wasn't by him.

>>87200055
Nice try.

>>87200111
>homophobic pic
I'll consider your post a "yes."

>>87200111
>Anyone who does take joy in someone's death must hate the dead persons religion.

>>87200132
>homophobic

First day on 4chan?

>>87200075
>Chick fan
>"Fred Phelps was a real piece of shit too"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY

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>>87198717
WOO

>>87200035

Was that ever confirmed?

>>87200146
No, he's proving me right.

>>87198883
Literally /ourguy/.

>>87200055

He spent his life spreading hatred. So, yes, I am not mourning his death.

>>87200185
Yes. His family refused to hold a funeral because of it.

>>87200205
Does it make you feel bad that more people will mourn for him than your own family will for you?

>>87200191
>Everyone who uses colorful language on 4chan is a fan of Jack Chick

Whatever, faggot.

>>87200205
>spreading hatred

How?

>>87199878
>Most American Catholics don't.

Because Vatican II ruined the Catholic Church.

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Why are we baiting each other and sucking dicks when we could be remembering all the wonderful things Jack has done for us?

>>87200214

I know he was excommunicated, but was it for changing his mind about gays?

>>87200230

Absolutely not. Mourning is for the benefit of the mourners, not the corpse.

Are you really a fan of this wankbag?

>>87200253

His tracts, which expounded a virulent, vitriolic hatred of anyone who didn't believe what he believed.

>>87200230
>more people will mourn for him
You, for instance.

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Show your collection /co/!

>>87200304
Did they, or just WHAT they believed? He was a hardcore TURN OR BURN type, but he didn't seem to actually hate anyone. Just use extremes to illustrate a larger point about redemption.

I'm no fan of Chick, I'm a dirty Papist, but I see where he's coming from.

>>87200304
Yes. He was talking to some gay rights folks, apparently got convinced they weren't too bad, and his family booted him.

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Man, Jack sure went to great lengths to ensure that this dude kissing was really detailed. Look at how sweaty that dude on the left is.

>>87200328
you should post "the gay blade," "love the jewish people" or "the death cookie"

>>87200343

Phelps back in the 60`s was pretty involved in the Civil Rights struggle and did good there.

It was later he started his "God hates everybody" church.

In truth it is hard to say how much it was an actual church and how much it was just a vessel for suing everyone that they managed to goad into doing something stupid.

I'm going to do the Catholic thing and pray for his soul in purgatory and maybe take a little bit of prideful glee in it. Sorry, Jesus.

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>Another comic creator doesn't get a sticky

Fucking mods.

>>87199900

This. The Magisterium and the council of Bishops are pretty fucking explicit on that matter.

It's unfair to judge the teachings of the church based on thise who are poorly-catechized on those teachings in the first place. Which is sadly a LOT of American Catholics.

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Has someone the un-edited version?

>>87199766
*tips fedora*

I DEMAND SOMEONE ON /CO/ STORYTIME EVERY CHICK TRACT!

>>87200541

There's already a thread that's posting a few.

>>87200541
There are >250 and some are rare as moon rock.

>>87200541
NO ANON! DON'T! IT'S FULL OF SNAKES!

>>87198717
Well fuck. Now who's gonna tell me not to play DnD, and fall into a slippery slope of prostitution and satin worship?

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>>87200050
Anon mentioned infamous Mandela effect when person remember something that actually doesn't exist or not true. Some folks think that this is directly prooves existence of parallel timelines.

>>87200649

"Satin worship". The silkiest of fetishes, Well except from silk worship.

>>87200570
That's not an excuse! Do it!

>>87200340

I don't believe (sic) that anyone can write with such glee about God sending people to Hell without deep, bitter hate in their heart.

>>87200343

...Holy shit, that's late in the game.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/23/fred-phelps-equality_n_5378433.html

...But so hopeful. Imagine that old bastard having a change of heart.

>>87200358

I am sure it was meant to be disgusting. Hehehehe.

>>87200660

...So this Mandela WAS a real person or not?

>>87200723
>glee

It's usually not glee. I know some hardcore fundies and they're legitimately scared and worried that people they care about are falling into sin and jeopardizing their immortal soul.

But just straight-up yelling at people "YOU'RE GOING TO HELL" is not a good way to evangelize.

>>87200749
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_Mandela

Yes. But some people think he died earlier than he did.

>>87200774

Have you read these tracts? They're dripping with something very sick.

The "I bet you feel stupid now" is very strong.

>>87200841

I have. I don't want to judge Chick as anything else than severely misguided and in despair about the state of the universe and humanity in general.

That's why I never liked hardcore Calvinist theology like what Chick espouses. It reeks of despair and hopelessness which is pretty antithetical to the core tenets of Christian theology.

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>>87200749
He is nigger, 8th president of South African Republic. Many people thought he died long ago until he really died in 2013 and they heard that "again".

Me personally thought that Bob Dylan (you've could heard him in opening of Zack Snyder's Watchmen) died, until I saw news where recently he received Nobel Prize.

>>87199036
Its a ethnic group not a religion you racist fuck

>>87201455
It's whatever the jews need it to be at any given moment.

>>87199030
Jack Chick is so universally considered nuts they don't even bother, not to mention he's not really relevant even among fundies.

>>87202080
He sells his comics. Ok, it's shovel ware but someone buys it.

There is a documentory about him:
God's Cartoonist.

Dunno if it's on a stream site but there are torrents.

>>87199964
>i celebrate when someone that draws things i don't like dies
i thought /co/ was better than tumblr?

Someone should storytime the crazy conspiracy ones about the pope inventing Islam and causing the Russian revolution.

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>>87202347

>>87199594
look up persian miniatures sometime

http://foo.ca/wp/chick-tract-satire/trance-cracker/

Best chick tract

>>87199544
I'm pretty sure that Latuff's not a practicing Muslim. He's just an Islamaboo and an apologist.

>>87198717
He will be missed. His comics were one of a kind, like a time capsule of 50's propaganda.

>>87200967
Woah.

>>87200523
I dunno, but I would settle for source strip for shits and giggles.

>>87198717
But ... who will save us from the Catholics now?

>>87204586
You can find a million of them in heartland America.

>>87203641
Which was still better than the SJW propaganda we have now.

Am I the only one who thought Jack Chick wasn't a person?

Also, does anyone have a reliable source?

>>87198717
Whelp, gotta watch Dark Dungeon sometime this week now. Should I stream it?

>>87207178
Just start from Wikipedia.

>>87199234
Well, he's not in the dirt YET. He's probably on the mortician's table right now.

>>87200967
I honestly think a lot of people just heard that he stopped beind the president of South Africa, years back, and assumed he was dead at the time. You know, because of the high percentage of 'the only way you're getting rid of me is by dragging me out feet-first' dictators on the continent.

Mandela making people think he was dead by being a decent dude that actually believed in democracy is pretty ironic.

>>87200967
You were probably confusing Bob Dylan with John Denver.