Jack Chick has died. F

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one of the greats

>>87198642
Good riddance.

>>87198642
Good.

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b-bakana!

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F

Source? And what's his real name?

I bet he was assassinated by Opus Dei.

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This is his best work.
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He also had /co/ opinions

Never liked him, and I am pretty much a fundie. He did zero research on the topics he made comics about and generally hurt Christianitys image more than help.

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>>87198734
/co/ on chick

>>87198642
Eh.

>>87198734
>He's gay!*
>*Lev. 18:22

Good work, Stan!

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I feel like this one could be a reaction image.

>>87198826
Stan Kelly?

>>87198642
>dicks out

To Hell he rides.

>>87198826
I know, right? Just for once he ate the right person.

>>87198742
It depends on which fundamentals you believe in.

Personally I draw the line at stuff like "independent baptist", KJV only, Christian Identity, etc.

B-but who will tell us why we should give our souls to Darkseid?

>>87198742
>and I am pretty much a fundie

What on earth are you doing on 4chan?

Rest in peace. You were a fucking lunatic but I laughed at your bullshit. Amen.

>>87198642
Bummer. I don't think anybody believed in the power of comics more than Jack.

>>87198694
why is this funny

this shouldnt be funny

>>87198642
Press E to pay disrespects.

>>87198642
I always thought Jack Chick's God would make a terrifying super villain

>another old neonazi goes to Hell
Clint Eastwood, you're next!

Press S for Satan

>>87198985
E

>>87198659
Godwin's law at it's very best

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here's one from the vaults

>>87198995
>eastwood
>neonazi
Nope. Gran Torino and White Hunter Black Heart are literally about how racism is retarded

>>87198985
E

>>87198907
Even fundies gotta jerk off.

>>87198985
>>87198999
SE X

>>87199027
They're fiction, anon. Real life Clint hates blacks, including Morgan Freeman.

>>87199046
wtf I hate Clint now?

>>87199046
>hating morgan Freeman
how retarded can you be?

May Allah Subhana Wa Tala save him in the afterlife

I wish there was an afterlife just to know he's disappointed about there not being an afterlife... wait.

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>>87199021
>7chan
That brings me back. Thanks anon!

>>87198642
Rest well, you glorious madman.

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Memorial storytime? Memorial storytime!

>>87198642
F

>>87198985
E

>>87198999
S

FES?

>>87199174
PERSONA 3

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>>87199164
I apologize in advance for the shitty MSPaint coloring job done here, even Chick's crummy art looks better in B&W, and I could've sworn I read this in B&W waaaaay back when. Ah well, c'iest la vive!

>>87199174

Persona 3 FES was dope. I bet Chick loved Persona. He was real classy, probably liked 2 the best.

R.I.P.

>>87198734
he died before he could warn us of the evils of gay space rocks (probably not pop culture enough to cross his radar though)

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>>87199203

Not buying it until I see source.

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>>87199233
I love how in Chick's worldview, nobody can be hit by a car just because - they're hit by a car because it was driven by a couple trapped in a loveless, and presumably, GODLESS marriage.

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>>87198642
Who did this

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>>87199252

>>87198694
Crashing this tract

>>87198642
I hope he got sued by rowling for this.

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>>87199270

>>87198831
>Average /co/mrade sees a Marvel fan

>>87198642
wait, is this a troll or not?

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>>87199287
>>87199285
There was so much defamation of Harry Potter by Christfags around the time the first movie came out, I think it's probably for the best that J.K. Rowling never rebutted beyond "These books are fiction meant to stimulate the imagination of children".

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>>87199316

>>87198723
They turned this into a movie.
It may be official but its a fucking parody.

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>>87199334

>>87198722
Jack
Chick
I dunno how about try google.

>>87199349
>>87199349
Is this fucking real?

>>87199174
BABY BABY BABY AWWW YEAH

Someone needs to stream the Dark Dungeons movie.

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>>87199349

I never saw his work until today. He seems like a huge asshole.

>>87199386
Oh boy. Someone storytime the one with the pedophile dad.

>>87198907

/pol/ took over, 4chan now stands for conservatism and traditional values.

>>87199349
>kissing you holy heiny

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>>87199372
>>87199362
...yes, anon. Jack Chick REALLY wrote a Chick tract declaring his whole life's work and personal beliefs to be heretical. No you nincompoop, it's a PARODY albeit one made just by replacing the text. In its original form, the guy who died was a random Catholic, hence the priest giving him last rites. Catholics were behind everything from the Nazis to same-sex marriage to Godspell according to Chick.

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>>87199316
>Jesus The Christ

>>87198907
/co/ has a long and rich history with fundamentalism.

Just look at Archie.

>>87199408
which explains why there are three whole boards for gays, and who knows how many for porn

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>>87199416

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>>87199223
>Challenging the homo takeover of the word "gay"

Balanced

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>>87199174

>>87199425
You mean the comic where the guy marries a burger? Pretty sure that's not traditional fundamentalism.

>>87198642

Well, if true, God put a lid on a deep well of crazy this day.

>>87199439
No one said they weren't hypocrites.

>>87199368
>>87199455

Dammit now that songs struck in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jFaoLrLzd4

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>>87199425
Can I just say, as someone who remembers the days of fundie Archie, how much I ADORE the fact that they've gone on to make comics about everything from an openly gay character to the Blossom twins' forbidden love.

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>>87198831
Clean it up a bit and reduce the file size and you could have a spicy mem on your hands

>>87199260
HAW HAW HAW

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>>87199260
Holy fuck.

>>87199486
fundie Archie?

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>>87199508

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>>87199458
I'm only gonna post three pages, but yeah. Archie was pretty hip to Chick for a while.

>>87199439
You really don't have to look far to see that 4chan is obviously very much to the right. Even the "progressive boards" that you mentioned lean more towards the right than you'd think. Go ask /hm/ what they think about trans people.

>>87199527
>dispair

This gives me zetsubou

>>87199425
Al Hartley was a wacko, but nowhere near as dangerously insane as Chick.

Something we can all be thankful for.

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>>87199540
>>87199526
It's something to be seen.
>>87199486
I wonder if that's where the Christian Sonic thing found its origins?

>>87199545
have you seen what /b/ thinks of trans people though

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>>87199569
>>87199568
This is true.

Wow, this guy lived to 92?
Maybe he was onto something...

>>87199569
lol wtf
I had not idea Achie was like this

>>87199485
Burn My Bread is the best song honestly. Well, that and Battle for Everyone's Souls.

Does P5 have the same composer as 3 and 4?

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>>87199540
>>87199569
I'm not saying Archie wasn't fundie, I'm just saying the Archie of today isn't the same as the Archie of yesterday.

The Archie of today is better.

>>87199569
Before the Fundie Archie comics came to be, Hartley had the habit of sticking in the most blatant Christian messages ever seen in a Comics Code-approved comic. It got so bad that Goldwater (can't remember which one) basically told Hartley to cut the crap.

>>87199587
shit, I knew Archie was stupid, but this is maximum cringe

>>87199599
Yes, anon. Archie always was Conservative propaganda. How do you think they manage to survive for that long?

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>>87199527

>>87198831
>The secret origin of Kelly characters

>>87199588
Only the good die young.

>>87199573
I don't think many people even care about /b/ these days. When people not affiliated with 4chan refer to the site, they're usually talking about /v/ or /pol/ these days. In fact, I'm almost certain you're the first mention of /b/ I've seen in maybe 2 years.

>>87199616
>Archie vs Predator

what?
huh?
how?

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>>87199625
>>87199637
>>87199599
>>87199599
To be fair, BEFORE Hartley took over, they were actually pretty raunchy, sexualizing teens and even publishing a pretty grisly horror comic with the Riverdale gang. So modern day Archie is actually a return to the publisher's roots.

>>87199649
it's still the must popular board though

>>87199645
kek

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>>87199640

>>87199616
I won't argue that, and I didn't think that you were saying it wasn't! I was just posting some images for fun.
>>87199622
Doesn't surprise me.
>>87199625
It's usually better. Sometimes a tad too tame, but eh.
>>87199671
Because you demanded it, True Believer.

>>87198742
I am of the same background and opinion as this anon.

>>87199696
>modern day Archie is actually a return to the publisher's roots.
The one written by SJWaid?

/r/ing the tract where Satan turns out to be the broest of bros for some gay guy.

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>>87199723
Yeah, i can actually totally buy the Bill & Ted movies being divinely inspired.

>>87199587
>of course christianity is not for the birds
wut

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>>87199786

>>87199790
You've never heard someone in an old cartoon or comic dismissively go "This ___ stuff is for the birds"?

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>there are people called Chick

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>>87199810
I wonder who Jack was planning on voting for...

Probably nobody, since the government is controlled by DAMN DIRTY ROMAN CATHOLICS!

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>>87199843

>>87199386

He was. Not quite Fred Phelps level, but he was much more popular.

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>>87199864
And that's that! I hope ya'll enjoyed, and appreciated that someone took the time to make a comic for just this occasion YEARS ago.

>>87199897
thanks anon

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>>87199021

Well, he WAS about 102, so it's hardly surprising. Still, going out on a Sunday... not bad, you crazy old fart.
>>87199316
I once got a book called "What's A Christian To Do About Harry Potter?" from my local library, cause I wanted a good chuckle. To my disappointment, it turned out to be perfectly reasonable and pointed out how Harry and his pals are great role models... and theeeeen it mentioned in the last chapter how little devils are constantly tempting us all to sin, and had "To anybody who laughs at this... WHAT IF WE'RE RIGHT?" as a footnote.
>>87199616
I read "The Archies meet The Ramones" one-shot on /co/... it was better than it had any right to be.

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Only known photo of Jack Chick (on left)...if that IS him...

>>87198667
Hey fuck you buddy!

>>87199745
Waid has the uncanny ability to not put his SJWness in everything he writes.

>>87199967
>The Archies meet The Ramones
Yeah, because the Archies were low-class New Yorkers too. Fuck this opportunistic shit.
>he WAS about 102
Dealing with the Devil has its virtues.

>>87199998
Too late, I blacklisted him long ago.

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>>87199121
I can't believe I still have this

>>87199967
92, actually. Shared same birthday with shit-ton of other famous folks.

Shit, looks like Dillon didn't go down easy, if Stan had to replenish his strength again a few days later.

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Another photo. IF it is really him.

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I always hope for threads where I get a chance to post this.

>>87200046
bad idea. You missed him becoming the enemy of every SJW everywhere when he made Matt Murdock's father punching Matt's mother and being Right and The Good Guy in the situation.

>>87200092
>tyler becomes an internet moderator.gif

That reminds me - I torrented a bunch of his tracts, but they all came in one big folder. I've been meaning to sort them all out...
>>87200015
Honestly, it's nowhere near as bad as you'd think. The whole thing is very respectful to the original lineup, and has some damn funny lines.
>>87200057
Hey, I was only out by a decade! I was making a Simpsons reference.

>>87200174
Stop shilling, tripfag.

>>87200325
No, I love YOU the most!

>>87200438
Then pray for him.

>>87200092
>birth of a jrpg villain.gif

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Mind if i dump Wounded Children? It's the "lost" homophobic chick track that got removed because the pastor it was based on commited suicide.

It's the story of David, a boy with abusive parents and Satan, the demon with a heart of gold who helped David love and accept himself and enjoy life, acting as the father David never had.

>>87199021
That symbol is so close to the brand of sacrifice...

>>87200492
Go right ahead

>>87198642
Somebody should dump the halloween related ones and then a mod should sticky it

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>>87200492

>>87198831
>fist_day_on_4chan.jpg

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>>87198831
Did you say REWARD?

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>>87200607

Here, we introduce our hero, Satan, scoring David free porn.

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>>87200642
This face haunts my dreams.

May his soul and the souls of all the faithfully departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace.

I wish the Catholic church was half as fucking radical as he made it sound in his tracts.

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>>87200663
Being a total bro, Satan will happily tuck David in, unlike David's real father.

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>>87198642
Damn it Stan. You used to at least have standards

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>>87200722
The RANKS of homosexuals!

What's your rank? I'm a major homo.

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>>87200742
>The thread is now a sticky

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>>87200742
Does the dad shitpost on this website? He sounds like he does.

>>87199021
Change it to /tv/.

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>Jack Chick gets a sticky but Steve Dillon doesn't.

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>>87199101

>>87198642
>Jack Chick gets a sticky
>Steve Dillon didn't

>>87200742

A multitude of techniques!!

Super Satan Covert Homo Strike!!

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>>87200772
Satan comforts David at his lowest point, trying to help him accept himself.

>>87200789
>>87200781

>>87193300

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>>87200781
>>87200789
Mods are Catholics.

No way, fuck

>>87200742
Rear Admiral homo, of course.

This is fucking hilarious, thanks for the storytime.

>>87200817
That's better.

>>87200817
Mods are also slowpokes.

>>87200831

I wouldn't be surprised, I was shocked to find out how many dirty papists post on this board.

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>>87200806
>a bathhouse called gay baths

>sticky
Ayyyyyy

>>87200806
At the very least, I sometimes find Chick's attempts to not make those who carry out Satan's will literally Hitler to be endearing. He wasn't a guy filled with hate so much as a guy filled with fear.

Fucking hated evolution though. Goddamn.

>>87200781
>artists are as important as writers

I wish Jack Chick had worked at Marvel during his last years. Better than who we have now.

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>>87200862
Which is it? Aids or cancer?

>>87198642

He's in god's hands now. F

>>87200888
They used ti think AIDS was a type of cancer.

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>>87200888
>Cancer*
>*AIDS

>>87198642
rest in peace

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>>87200888
Satan acts David's wingman and finds David a super hot boyfriend who's ready for commitment.

>>87199233
You know what these are reminding me of? Those old bully awareness comics. Not the ones that cn did. Shit I forgot what they were called

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>>87200742
>Satan will use a multitude of techniques to fill the ranks of homosexuals
This is true.

>>87198642
Who? He seems like a /co/mblerina.

>>87200888
I believe the proper term is "The Gay Flu".

>>87198907
Jesus didn't go to places with other worshipers, he went to places where people needed help and saving. A doctor doesn't get business going places where people aren't sick.

>>87200492
Thanks, anon.

By any chance, do you have the one where Chick says horrific child abuse can be fixed by the power of prayer?

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>>87200948

>>87200888
That shirtless Leatherdaddy on the right looks like he's just tired of life.

>this sucks
>my ass hurts
>everyone has AIDS
>I hate being a gay guy in a Chick Tract
>I wish I was home jerking it to traps

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>>87198642

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>>87200936
Satan is concerned about David's mental health and tries to help him get over a bad break up.

>>87200977
>traps
>gay

>>87200862
>>87200888
Jack Chick sure knew a lot about the 'gay life' to be a holy dude.

I'm sure he went to the gay baths 'for research'.

>>87198642
But none of that is in Harry Potter

>>87199316
Isn't Rowling herself a Christian?

>>87198642
Really subversive shit, love his crap.

>>87200964

Amen brother.

Granted I'm here for comic discussion primarily but I think it would be a sin to not represent the faith when important. What denomination do you belong to?

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>>87200994
Unfortunately, Satan falters here by putting David in danger.

>>87200806
>>87200862
>>87200936
This tract gave me an idea for a Marvel AU where all the various demons who've run Hell are all super-nice guys just trying to make the best of a bad situation.

>Mephisto keeps bugging Silver Surfer, because he just wants somebody to talk to
>Azazel tries to be a good dad to Nightcrawler, but knows deep down that he should've been there for Kurt
>Son of Satan keeps trying to spend time with his family, but he knows Hellcat is uncomfortable

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>>87201037

I bet the Papists where behind this
F

His stuff seems very quaint today. He was from a more simple, innocent time when people were merely weird lunatics and not political extremists and shills.

>>87201052
Satan is a dick

RIP in Burn in hell you motherfucker

>>87201037

Probably got this info from the same bogus interviewees that told him that Jesuits are secret ninja assassins.

I've seen his work on here before, but I never actually knew who he was until I saw the Jontron episode on him.

That movie of the D&D tract is the most absurd thing I've ever seen.

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>>87201052
But he makes up for it by helping David through the mourning process.

R.I.P. Brother Chick. May your work trigger fedoras for years to come.

>>87199446
>atheists misunderstand the passion

I should start a bingo card.

>>87201074
>Jesuits are secret ninja assassins
I want a comic about that. And a movie. And a TV series. And a videogame.

>>87201067

SHIT THEY'RE ONTO US

ALERT THE MAGISTERIUM WE HAVE A CODE CHI ALPHA, I NEED JESUIT BACKUP

Somebody storytime the tract with the nazi kid and the New Age he alter that looked like a space gimp.

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>>87198642
Posting one of my favorite edits ITT

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>>87201087
blah blah blah

>>87198642
I remember my church making us hand chick tracts out during Halloween. Kids at school would kick my ass but I also kinda liked the comics. My favorite one was the Mardi Gras one where the devil tried to poison some girl for some reason. I hope that when he looks up at us from black heaven, he feels that he's left behind a worthwhile legacy.

Also F.

>>87201074
>Jesuits are secret ninja assassins

Why isn't this a movie???

>>87198642
'bout damned time

the demented fuck has lived a lifetime longer than anyone needed.

if there is a hell, it has a special guest.

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>>87198831
Yes ... ha ha ha YES!

>>87199439
a fundie being on the downlow is not unheard of

You know the irony about the whole D&D controversy was that Gary Gygax was actually a devout Christian.

>>87198642
NO, NOT JACK CHICK! NO, NO! I'M GOING TO DIE!

>>87201109
>>87201132 (me)
Shit, you beat me to it.

Man this dude was redpilled as fuck.

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Remember how Jack would take his old tracts and "adapt" them for niggers? What a considerate guy. It'd be a shame if those dumb apes were to be denied heaven because they couldn't understand his white-styled teachings.

>>87198985
E

>>87199439
Conservatism and traditional values is really a stand-in for holier-than-thou hypocrisy

>>87201099
Now I know me a fair bit of theology, but that part never made sense to me. Why DID Jesus have to die to save humanity?

Oh shit, posting in sticky

>>87199671
It's all kinds of fucked up, go read it. You can probably find the storytimes on desu.

>>87201099

To be fair it's tough for Christian theologians to wrap their heads around. There's different versions of what purpose it served that emphasize different aspects of Jesus' ministry and nature, depending on who you ask.

All of them (at least Nicene-professing Christians) agree it's a Big Fucking Deal though, or such a sacrifice would not have been required.

>>87201118

The Fantastic Four parody where Reed Richards tells the children that the odds of getting killed by Giant Space Men is pretty high considering how often the FF tend to be in another dimension or timeline is pretty good too.

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>>87200742
On the kinsey scale I give myself about a 2

>>87201155
The reaction pic was a gift from him to us.

>>87201099
To be fair the exact nature of the trinity is often confusing for Christians too

>>87198642
Fuck that christian fuck. If there is a hell, i hope hes getting raped in it for spreading such vile bullshit in his missrable life.

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>>87201123
At this point, I'm convinced the artist actually secretly enjoys drawing bara.

>>87201155
>Calling him a racist for no reason.

Sounds like he was more progressive than you want to admit.

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>>87200882
... Nah, fuck you I'm too old for this shit.

>>87200607

Is this man's profession BBQ chef?

Only in america.

>>87201144
Tyler also had no family except a literal demon and died at age 12. This is what evolution gets you!

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>>87198642
F


2016 truly is the year of the Reaper.

>>87201116
*New Age healer

>>87201166
>I know this because Current Year man told me so.

>>87201184
>wee bit gay
I feel like this was made by Garth Ennis.

>>87200722
seems like Chick can't even decide who to offend

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>>87201193

>>87201197

>a tract so bad even chick removed

>>87201172
Depends on who you ask.

Generally it is because Jesus' sacrifice for us was necessary to bridge the gap once and for all between God and humanity. Jesus, as fully human and fully divine, gives himself as the sacrificial lamb (a necessary sacrificial offering in temple worship to atone for sins). We recreate this sacrifice each Mass with the Eucharist, and the sacrament of that in combination with Penance, affords us the grace to be forgiven of sins and become more like Christ in practice and intent.

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>>87199203
>Pat Robertson
>Catholic

>>87201123
The most bizarre thing is that people think this happens. That there's a strong possibility they'll come across someone claiming to be sent there from God Himself, and that this will be believable. They think it happens all the time but have not once witnessed it, probably never hear about it.

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>>87201259

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>>87201203
Where did I ever call him racist? I'm just pointing out how nice it is for him to take his tracts and help black people understand them by changing the tone. Like when he took his classic tract "Hi There!" and rewrote it for the black audiences.

You sound like you have some internalized racism, friend. It's a shame Jack isn't here today to help educate you on how to conduct yourself in a tasteful manner.

>>87201166
So is the current Social Justice movement for the most part. Yeah, most people everywhere are hypocrits virtue signaling to their respective groups, what's new?

>>87201189

During the Feast of the Holy Trinity, my local parish's priest jokes that there's no good way to deliver a homily about the subject without accidentally getting into heresy.

>>87201269
I just don't understand why he had to go through the whole dying thing to accomplish anything instead of just doing it. Because, you know, omnipotence.

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>>87201290

>>87198985
E
>>87198826
>>87200692
I don´t think we can blame (or give credit to) Stan for this. First of all Chick was old as dird, so there wsn´t really much life fors to draw from that fucker anymore. Second, Chick was a hirrd piece of shit, so his sould would have given Stan the mother of all heartburns. So I think Stan is not guilty.
This time.

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>>87201323

>>87198642
WOAH I JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS GUY TODAY!
WHAT A WORLD
RIP

>>87201304
>Wassup?
Wasn't Chick aware that that phrase was used for advertising the DEVIL'S URINE, otherwise known as "Budweiser"?

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>>87201304
And yes, he redid the famous panel with a black guy.

>>87201145
Underrated post

>>87201321

Because that would mean forcing the entire world into loving him. Real love, like what Jesus has shown us, has to be totally voluntary or else it is worthless. He freely gave of himself, and in "taking up our cross" after him, following that example by the grace afforded us in the sacraments, we must do so of our own free will.

>>87201321
More meaningful and comprehensible to humanity than just retroactively willing things different.
Also the idea of partaking in the same suffering as humanity, as I see it.

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>>87201342
Okay this garbage is over now. It was a fun ride.

>>87201290
>gay churches

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>>87201362
This is even better.

>>87198831

>Roger in a disguise

>>87201384
Ever been to Portland? They're real.

>>87201172
>>87201269

Think of it this way, god felt that his message wasn't hitting the target demographic so he wrote a hip new human character you could relate to.

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>>87201385

>>87201384
>What is the Episcopal Church

>>87201384
Unitarians
Episcopalians
Some Methodists

>>87201304
>Wassup?

holy shit you can't make this up

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Rip in peace

F

>>87200742
So I admit that I like that the devil is the one telling the farther to make fun of the son, because in a fucked up way I think it shows that jack did not condone that sort of thing...

However, notice on
>>87201052
The lack of any evil manipulation....

>>87201074
>the same bogus interviewees that told him that Jesuits are secret ninja assassins.
>bogus
>implying

>>87201360
It just feels like you're attributing very mortal characteristics to an all powerful immortal.

>>87201418
The original 13 Colonies Old Money church.

>>87201087
>Unidentified? That sounds like Brian!

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>>87201418
>>87201420
So this wasn't bullshit after all.

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>>87201415

>>87201412

I shouldn't laugh at that, but I'm totally stealing it for the next time Soteriology comes up.

>>87201441
It was, pretty much. The liberal churches are dying.

>>87199340
It's great. They adapted it faithfully, to get official approval, but the original content is so insane that it becomes parody.

>>87201341
>Old as dirt
>wasn´t really much life force
>horrid piece of shit, so his soul

Sorry, guys. I´m a bit drunk and my keyboard is shit.

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>>87201443

>>87200781
Dillon is a low level /co/ meme, Chick ascended to normie meme status

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>>87201469

>>87201321
I don't really know myself but I've always thought it was kinda like when the Beyonder gave up his awesome power to live as a regular dude for a while. And then he got potty trained by Spider Man. The Father, the Son, and the Holy spirit are all God, but they're distinct from each other. Like different aspects of one totality. God incarnated in the form of a man so he could suffer and die as men often did. To walk a mile in our shoes, if you will. I'm not sure if this is accurate or heresy most foul so don't take my word for it.

>>87201431

That's why certain theological arguments are always going to have an element of mystery to them.

Humanity is made in the image of God (explicitly so), so it is reasonable to conclude that some aspects of humanity are reflections of God's perfected nature itself. But we cannot know God's exact nature and being because we are limited and mortal, whereas God is infinite and immortal.

>>87201359
Does real love also include fear tactics such as hell in order to work?

>>87201496
But he's omniscient. He already knows what it's like.

>>87199340
it helps that everyone in it played their roles as straight as possible. intentional camp would have just ruined it, as it does so many others.

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>>87199260

>>87201496
>Like different aspects of one totality.

Ehhhhhhh that verges on Sabellianism or Modality.

>>87201510
Hell is a consequence. If someone tells you not to kick a wasp nest because it'll hurt, do you accuse them of fear mongering?

>>87201315

That sounds like heresy to me.

>Humanity was made in God's image according to Abrahamic tradition
>Humanity expands into space, and meets their first alien race
>yfw their major religious tradition teaches that they were not made in God's image, and are his fourth favorite sentient species in creation (without specifying others)

>>87201540

I do if they put the wasp nest there in the first place.

>>87198642
Wait, how do you know that?
Did somebody update his webpage or something?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg
Thread theme

>>87201074
Can confirm Jesuits are secret ninja assassins

>>87201504
Exactly, he's unknowably infinite, omniscient, and omnipotent, so going about the salvation of mankind like he apparently did just seems needlessly roundabout and convoluted. I see why he would want free will, but there has to have been some better way to accomplish the salvation of mankind for those willing to accept it than what happened.

>>87201574
His official twitter/wikipedia says so.

>>87201570
>People should be allowed to do whatever they want without consequence.

>>87201510

If you want nothing to do with God and wish to be removed from his presence then that's exactly what he gives you.

The other explanation I've heard is that since at the end of days when creation is fulfilled in the Parousia, we are able to see God's full presence face-to-face. For those who have not sanctified themselves (i.e. are still in a state of mortal sin), they literally cannot stand God's perfected presence and remove themselves.

Either way, Hell is what we do to ourselves.

>>87198858
What's the problem with "independent baptists," anyway? I'm not up to date on my theology, all I know is I went to a a fairly large church that left the Southern Baptist Convention over women's ordination.

>>87201592

We assume that because again we have a limited perspective. We're assuming God's just a smarter version of ourselves when we think that way.

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>>87201592
The Ancient Israelite prescription for atonement was an animal sacrifice. Only the death of God himself would be a sufficient sacrifice to redeem mankind.

>>87201614

When someone decides "fuck this, I'm going to make my own church!" and buys the empty lot in the local strip mall to hold worship services in after they hire a charismatic preacher that will put butts in seats.

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>>87199174
FES is the garbage disposal service in Frankfurt, Germany. How oddly fitting.

>>87201608
See, I can kind of accept the concept of a hell that's just the absence of god, like the hell in The Great Divorce, but the idea of a literal lake of fire is retarded.

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>>87201495
Sorry. I was putting away groceries.

But that's that!

>>87201665
But that's according to a set of rules presumably written by God, why does he have to follow those rules?

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>>87198694
>>87198970
>>87199278

/tv/ has ruined me. F

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>>87198642
RIP Jack Chick. No man has ever done so much to help advance the spread of atheism as you did.

>>87201674

Because it's imagery used in revelation and not meant to be taken literally, you silly.

Honestly one of the most effective visualizations of Hell in my opinion is how Morrison portrays Earth after being conquered by the Anti-Life Equation in Final Crisis.

>>87201445

While I wrote it as a joke I do kind of mean it. This whole tangent about why an omnipotent god would need to sacrifice his human avatar is seeing things from the wrong perspective.

Think of it this way, god created a human agent on your behalf to help you connect with what is basically incomprehensible to you. God's version of "I was young once, son" is "I was human once, son"

>>87201537
This is something that kills me about this guy's comics. God doesn't send people to hell, people condemn themselves by refusing God. Maybe Evangelicals or whatever he was have a different viewpoint but that's dumb as fuck. An all loving God wouldn't send people to hell, he'd respect their free will to turn away from Him.

That's like the most basic idea behind why God gave us free will. So we could choose to be good or evil.

>>87201518
There's also the other aspects of Jesus's life, like spreading the word, expanding the Jewish covenant with God to all of mankind, and taking away the sins of the world as the lamb of God.

>>87201608
Sweetie, i was raised catholic. I concour that theres an afterlife, but nothing i saw ever convinced me that god exsists. The bible and its christian policies are hypocritical and only benefit the church. You can still be a good person without religion.

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>>87198642
Another victory for his Holiness and the One True Faith

>>87201203

Not him but to say that black people won't understand his work unless the characters are black and all talk jive, IS kinda racist. It's like saying that white people couldn't appreciate the original Godzilla without a white dude in the movie.

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>>87201675
>Good news honey, I ain't gonna molest you no more
And all was right with the world, I guess.

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>>87201596
but who's updating it?
I was under the impression that he was some kind of weird recluse that did everything himself and had no friends or family.

>>87201323
>other kinds of child abuse are fine, just don't touch their willy

>>87198642
Stan Lee has some weird targets lately

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>>87201705
>People assume that poorly-educated and catechized Christians represent the sum totality of Christian tradition and doctrine, and disregard two millenia of rich philosophical dialogue and history.