Homestuck

very wholesome, all the best ships, i'm glad

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>>87197073
we need another retcon

Wtf is this real?

Wait, what?

OH FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.

EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.

GUESS WHAT?! DAVEKAT FUCKING CONFIRMED. WOO. STILL NOT GOD-TIER.

WHY IS LIKING KRABKRAB SUFFERING?


FUCK THIS. FUCK THIS BULLSHIT, FUCK YOU HUSSIE, FUCK FUCKING EVERYTHING, YOU STUPID FUCKING HACK. THIS IS TERRIBLE, AND YOU'RE ALL SHIT FOR MAKING ME READ THIS FUCKING GARBAGE.

How do I even read it?

>>87197073
i bet the cohens did this

Source? This looks fake.

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oh god it keeps going

>>87197429
Of course it was confirmed, but Karkat's being held in general because he can't fly. If you want to hold onto your delusion just a little longer, he had to hold onto SOMEone and Dave just happened to be the guy.

Five bucks says the whole Lord English thing isn't explained

I sure love Karkat as Dave's shitty sex accessory
And the dropped plot points

Fuck this shit comic.

>you waited 7 years
>for this shit

I'm not singing up to Snapchat for this nonsense.

How are they even sending this stuff if it doesn't exist in their universe? Actually, the same could be asked about Vriskagramm.

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So if I want to read the epilogue (Good joke) I need to install this app?

Yeah no thank you.

>no phone

fuck you hussie

Now I fucking realize why Hussie created the Snapchat thing.

He is going to fucking roleplay as the characters and answer fan questions.

Fucking bravo.

>>87197716
That's... not bad actually
Maybe we can finally know some things that way, like what's rose's sexuality or what do mages and blood do

>>87197752
Or he is going to backpedal and crack jokes to make fun of your autism.

Enjoy your Davekat questions.

>>87197716
i just thought for once
for once
he might have a plan

that he had answers HE wanted to give and not the ones the fans want that essentially mean nothing

>>87197073
I can't believe this. Also, why is it not a "story" that we can revisit? So far, it's only two pictures, right?

>>87197716
>taking the laziest way to MAYBE explain gaping plotholes and retarded

Also, Snapchats aren't permanent, are they?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HUSSIE YOU FUCK PIECE OF SHIT I'LL FUCKING STRANGLE YOU I'LL FUCKING DO IT

I'LL BASH YOUR SKULL IN WITH A HAM YOU NIGGERCUNT

>>87197716
>roleplay as the characters and answer fan questions.
That's retarded but he'd do it.

Or he'd have that fucker (((Cohen))) do it for him and make up shit that's even worse.

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Well, time to kill myself.

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>>87197429

>tfw he won't even be writing it and someone else will

"So what do the kids like these days?"

"Snapchat? The fuck is that?"

"I don't care, just throw some frames up there that I didn't even draw. I gotta stay relevant."

"I gotta..."

>>87197073
I wonder how fucked up young dave will be if he was told he'll be dating a gay male alien in the future.

Is there a link to this stuff? How does this work?

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.

>>87198032
it's posted in an APP called SNAPCHAT. You can only view it from mobile devices.

>>87198093
Someone is bound to archive it.

>>87198093
How much is there of it? Is it only two images?

ok guys, what the fuck is going on ????????

I don't even know what exactly snapchat is, I think that it was a thing for put dog's noses and ears in your face.

someone can explain to me; What is happening here?

>>87198128
Yes, only the two, posted about an hour ago.

>>87198194
Hussie uploads the fucking epilogue on a phone app.

>>87198231

without text?

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>How do you do, fellow kids?

>>87198194
It's an app with which you can send pictures to people, one of the options is putting dog's nose and ears in your face. Now Hussie or one of his paid assistants is posting them to the mspa snapchat account and if you're following it on the app you can see the pictures.

>>87198231
>>87198269
It's not the epilogue. It's "post-canon content." Read the latest newspost again; he hasn't started on the epilogue yet,

>>87198231
This might not be the actual epilogue. It's probably just that post-canon content he alluded to recently.

how would the kids know what snapchat is
it came out in 2011

why would a service like this even work

>>87198316
It's still very popular to this day

>>87198337
the kids as in The Kids

>>87198298

what the fucks means "post-canon" ; This isn't canon ?

>>87198298
Oh so it's some noncontingent shit like PXS then.

Wipply-dee-doo guess it's time to go sleep for six more months.

>>87198316
Same reason for Vriskagram and Caliborn's Vine account. He just wants to keep the story up to date with the internet trends of the day, but the comic is so fucking old now that there's new apps and technologies that came after SBURB.

Just assume some clever turtle programmed it between Ghostbusters matches or it was one of Sollux's old projects they revived.

>>87198350
Oh. Time magic or something.

>>87198416
>sollux
who

i skipped to act 6 because i was told everything before it was boring

>>87198374
I think Hussie meant to say 'post-ending official content' or something to that effect but fumbled on what words mean.

>mituna's very existence was obliterated before he could witness act 7
blessed child

>>87198374
Everything past Cascade isn't canon is what I'm hoping it means.

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it keeps happening

>>87198623
its like a whole new update, kinda excited

>>87198623
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TILE A ROOF

>>87198623
ZZzzz

Post the fucking Davekat image, you fucking hack.

I want to delete my homestuck folder once and for all. Seven years for fucking shit.

>>87198623
IT'S
THE
NUTSHACK

>>87198732
This made me laugh harder than anything related to Homestuck since 2011.

homestuck is the adam sandler of the internet

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is karkat still shit?

Why is hussie doing this today and not tomorrow? Whats tomorrow rosemary and davekat wedding?

>>87198938
he died of old age at 19

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>>87198938
Everyone is still shit, except for Vriska
Vriska is perfect.

I'd be disappointed, but the last spark of hope for redemption that I had died after Act 7.
How do you manage to still care so much?

>>87199134
It's not that we still care, it's that we're trapped here, like the spirits of murder victims who never had closure.

I wonder if he's actually going to confirm anything or if he'll just continue to be to afraid of upsetting people.

>>87199110
who drew this

Shipping ruins everything

I stopped reading right around the time they went to the new universe where ICP were president. What did I miss. What was it all about.

>>87199134
The only thing I cared about with this, um, update is that Hussie drew it. I just wish he'd do something new, honestly. Something completely unrelated to Homestuck, I mean, so Hiveswap doesn't really count there. I'm honestly sick of the IP at this point.

>>87199341
everyone went gay and lost their personalities except vriska who solved the plot single-handedly

The future of bad

>>87199341
John went back in time to prevent Vriska from dying, erasing five years of the comic. Then Dave and Karkat starting fucking. Also, Slick died.

this is dumb

>Karkat is still mortal
HAHAHAHA

>>87199341
Nothing.
...Nothing.

Reminder that there will be no resolution ever

This is going to literally be the exact same as A7 except longer and not animated

Good fucking god
Look how much the poor bastard's art has suffered

>>87199134
I just need him to confirm or deconfirm my preferred pairing and I'm done. He fucked literally every other thing up irrevocably. I would also enjoy a bit more Caliborn and/or Slick, but I expect they're both done with forever at this point.

>>87197807
>>87197707
>>87197699

People are just going to screenshot and upload them.

>>87199497
Do you think he's started doing drugs?

>>87199530
More like he stopped.

>>87199515
>hollywood asks for raw numbers
>Hussie: b-but i swear tons of people looked at uploaded versions elsewhere!

Reminder that this is "post-canon" so we can deny the shit out of Davekat still

>>87199497
Reminder that Andy Hussie, Sr. was the man with all the real talent in the family and Andrew Hussie was just his PR guy

>>87199467
>All the trolls are
I guess the whole race is fucked with their limited gene pool and blood types.

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>>87199217
"Dirk" and then somebody edited it.

>>87199563
>so we can deny the shit out of Davekat still


Well yeah.
Karkat is canonically still mortal.
That means he'll grow old and die.
Jade's young and fertile forever.

>>87199571
Nah, ectobiology canonically'll solve that.
Oh yeah, they gotta fuck off and go off planet too canonically, since we see Dadborn blowing up a troll colony.

What the fuck are you guys talking about, this art looks fine.

>>87199382
same
I was super hyped when I saw the upd8 cause Hussie actually drew it

>Hussie drawing it
Okay Huss
Now all you gotta do is write it
Not piggy
Not your fucking godawful lead Cohen, but YOU.

>>87199414
This.
It sucked.

>>87199631
>Davekat
>cutesy non-offensive shit
It's already cohen writing it

>>87199611
It's FAST AND LOOSE-tier

>>87197073
It's not the epilogue you fucking goof.
It's a teaser for tomorrow.
He's not gonna release the entire epilogue through snapchat.

>>87199611
Looks pretty fast and loose. I'm a little bit more forgiving since he's obviously not used to drawing or writing Homestuck.

>>87197073
>>87198623
Are those the only two being posted so far?

>>87199563
>we can deny the shit out of Davekat still
you can, but you'd be wrong

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>>87199679
>he'll never do this stupid thing!
Really?
You really haven't learned by now?

>>87199679
Keep telling yourself that.

>>87199679
>tomorrow
I'l reiterate that the epilogue is still an embryo. He said so in the newspost.

>>87199657
You are aware half of the reason they are pairing them is because it make so many pissy, right?

Also, Davekat still not confirmed.

>>87199666
Well yeah, that's how Hero Mode almost always looks like, especially by the time it became the norm and the sprites were phased out.

>Posted on 22 October 2016 by Andrew

How come it feels like this update came today
Did anyone see it on the 22nd?

>>87199713
Yeah but guess what icels?
Guess who's gonna die in forty years like the worthless mortal bitch he is?
Guess who's only gonna be remembered for being an accessory to Dave and a fluffer for Jade?

>>87199657
And he's taking advice from Icels now. Enjoy your Icels-written epilogue.

>>87199713
It's still not confirmed and both Dave and Karkat denied it when he directly asked them the question.

I am still holding my theory that they are moirail and that Dave fell in love with the Mayor.

>>87199736
>they are pairing them is because it make so many pissy, right?

Hey, it's their comic losing numbers because they're fucking stupid, not mine.

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>>87199704
one more

>>87199679
Why would you ever expect nuHussie to not take the stupidest route possible

>>87199713
It's "post-canon", i.e. not canon

We're just as wrong as the people supporting it

>>87199777
Thanks.

It's actually cute.

It's hilarious that Cohen is apparently being a smug douche about all this. Being the face of Neo Homestuck isn't something to be smug about, as he will soon learn.

>>87199777
>Not shown: Jade warping out the black ones, one at a time

>>87199773
>losing numbers
you are a funny one.

Also, it's losing number because it hasn't updated since ever.

>>87199809
Jade "Dersite Destroyer" Harley strikes again

NuHomestuck is very much the Dragon Ball Super of Homestuck.

>>87199817
It lost numbers even when it updated. Nobody cared post retcon because when it came back it was utter shit.
Has Collide even broken a million yet?

>>87199791
>It's "post-canon", i.e. not canon
Anon, you are the only one who are using this "post canon" term. Never such a thing was said by Hussie.

It's not post-canon, it's still part of the epilogue and it's as canon as the rest.

>>87199773
>losing numbers
You do know most fucktards only read Homestuck for the fucking gay ship to be confirmed?

Davekat exists to piss you fucking off. Deal with it. Delete your Homestuck folder and scream to yourself how much of a stupid cuck you are for wasting 7 years for this shit.

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>>87199854
>If you are wondering which of these projects may be related to Homestuck, I did have some "post-canon content" planned for later this month.

http://mspaintadventures.com/

:^)

>>87199854
>Never such a thing was said by Hussie.

Aaaaaactually
>I did have some "post-canon content" planned for later this month. That is as specific as I can be for now. Tune in here, let's say, a couple weeks from now.

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>>87199866
>You do know most fucktards only read Homestuck for the fucking gay ship to be confirmed?

Right, which is why it's numbers have vastly gone down. Those dumb yaoi shippers like you, such a great and reliable base to build your numbers up from.

>>87199804
Cohen is the lead writer of the game, not the comic.

and the reason Hussie isn't the lead writer of the game is because he is the executive produced and basically supervise everything.

Also, if all it take to upset you is a piture where we see Dave and Karkat together, then you deserve the pain stemming from your anger.

It's like, for some, davekat is some sort of huge eclipse that supersede everything else.

>>87199866
Icels please, the whole "We're the majority" doesn't apply here. You're the only ones LEFT. And now he's doing this shit on an app that isn't even permanent.
NuHuss is just a man who makes mistake after mistake.

>>87199850
It lost number because of the huge hiatus. Like I said, lack of update.

>>87199850
>Has Collide even broken a million yet?
It has not

>>87199866
Andrew Hussie truly is the man who cucked the world

>>87199910
I never said anything about Davekat, Cohen. Go find some balls to tickle with your Ronald McDonald hair.

>>87199933
Yeah, and then when it came back it was so bad nobody wanted to get into it again.
Everywhere I see on Homestuck "Don't read it, the ending was bad".

>>87199910
Davekat makes me physically ill.

And I am a Karkat fan and don't give a fucking shit about Karezi.

>>87199931
>And now he's doing this shit on an app that isn't even permanent. NuHuss is just a man who makes mistake after mistake.
You are aware that using intenet media has always been a thing, on homestuck, right?

Just like the DA account of Caliborn or the instagram of Vriska, or the blog of Dave, that is actually fitting spot on.

just like instagram, it will be posted in the comic too.

>>87199383
But what was the plot. What was the solution.

>>87199973
that had BETTER be fucking PM.

>>87199999
who the fuck else would it be?

>>87199973
MAYOR AND DAVE CONFIRMED
MAYOR AND DAVE CONFIRMED
MAYOR AND DAVE CONFIRMED
MAYOR AND DAVE CONFIRMED

>>87199973
jade is so cute god

>>87199973
>hey jade you wanna hug the mayor
>dave im not hugging a darkie!!

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>>87199999
>99999

>>87199963
I am not Cohen, I ship Dave and Jade.

>>87199973
>jade avoiding the black one

>>87199973
Double date with PM/WV confirmed?

>>87200094
Kinky partner swap.

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>>87197073
>>87197514
>>87198623
>>87199973
>reused sprites
>everything else looks so scribbly that it doesn't even fit Hussie's artstyle
>Dakekat, Rosemary, and nothing else
>avoiding anything related to the plot
>it's on fucking snapchat of all things
Hussie Zahaak does it again! (or did he have someone else do it for him?)

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>>87199973

I'll be honest, it actually feel like being on an UPDATE day, for those who knew that time.

>Karkat's gonna die
>the kids are still warping off to fight Caliborn and be stuck there forever

How is this happy

>>87200123
Please just let me be delusional and allow me to believe that Hussie drew this because he still cares.

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>>87200169
no

>>87200018
I dunno
They all look the same

>>87200018
Well PM DID punch her in the face.

>>87200123
>>reused sprites
What comic have you been reading to complain about that? Because it sure as hell wasn't Homestuck
>>everything else looks so scribbly that it doesn't even fit Hussie's artstyle
He has experimented with a alot of art style, even withtin the comic
>>Dakekat, Rosemary, and nothing else
What kind of blindness are you suffereing of? Dakekat and Rosemary appear in just one of the image you quoted and only as tiny sprites. I will call it Rage Blindness, where you can only see what enrage you and nothing else.
>>avoiding anything related to the plot
They are rebuilding on the new earth, it's one of the plot
>>it's on fucking snapchat of all things
Because homestuck was a media that never did those sort of experiments, right?

>>87200187
I don't care if huss a shit, I just want Homestuck to be good again

>>87200169
It look nice to me, so far.

>>87197073
>>87197514
>>87198623
>>87199973


WHERE IS TEREZI ????

>>87200240
So far, looking good, IMO.

Dave and Jade double dating PM and the Mayor made me smile.

>>87199973
>Dave & Jade with the Mayor and PM, probably the new governing bodies
>DaveJade political affair confirmed

>>87200221
And you'd think a dog wouldn't get on with a mail lady.

>>87200268
>religious scandal!
>Mayor caught in freakish ancient sex cult with postmaster general!

Wait, to who is John sending all of those picture?

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>>87200224
>defending this horseshit "epilogue"
I think you're the blind one here, friend.

>>87200052
Dave and Jade was the best couple of the whole comic. It's my canon. I love Dave and Karat as friends though, they have a great antagonizing relationship, but I don't see the romance unless you have shitty fangirl yaoi goggles.

>>87200302
Their disciples.
This is their equivalent of the bible.

>>87200312
I am actually taking it for what it is and do not rely on BS argument to complain about.

May major complain (and an actual valid one) is that it came way to late for what little it is.

But in itself, it ain't really bad.

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>>87200263
Off somewhere sucking Vriska's dick probably
I'll never stop being mad about how horribly Huss handled her arc

>>87200268
Gotta pose with the gods, every mayor does it for cheap points with the religious crowd.

Is there porn on snapchat?

>>87200346
IT's actually okay, seeing as the most interesting Terezi, fused back with the MAin timeline one when Terezi fused all of her alternate memory, so her character arc ain't lost.

My only issue is that she didn't do much after that.

>>87200368
it's literally what snapchat was made for

>>87200368
depends on who you add on there
yes even you can become a porn god as long as you own a smartphone and a stable internet connection

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>>87200313
This.

>>87200313
Davekat is canon you retard, its been canon for months and you lot still think otherwise.

>>87199973
Jade's dead eyed stare

I can't believe I am actually installing an android emulator, just to use snapchat to see the epilogue.

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>>87200341
>But in itself, it ain't really bad.
it's literally nothing so far

>>87200417
Karkat will be dead in forty years.

>>87200423
It's not an epilogue.

>>87200441
not that much of an expert on troll lore, but don't trolls live significantly longer than humans?

>>87200458
Only the higher castes.

>>87200423
I mean, the images are gonna be reposted here anyway.

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>>87197073
This is a fucking joke, right?

>>87200458
The castes that Karkat is not part of do. Aradia for example would only live till like, 60

>>87200458
depends on the blood colour
i think it was somewhere around brown to green that they started matching and exceeding human lifespans, and then from there the average lifespan rises until seadwellers are living for millenia.
redbloods are fucked though

>>87200458
The higher on the hemospectrum, the longer the lifespan. Rustbloods only live for, what was it, 40 years or so?

Karkat's human colored blood probably means he has a human lifespan.

>>87200441
Jade's playing the long game I take it.

>>87200469
>>87200496
>>87200503
>>87200507
Not that anon and I do remember something like this being said, but do you folks have a link or something? I'm curious of the actual words they used.

>>87200495
Pictures look nice so far. It's not like using different media to feature Homestuck content wasn't a thing anyway.

It will be posted on the main site at some point, anyway.

>>87200503
>>87200507
how would they know how long redbloods live for when its so extremely rare? and the last redblood was executed. For all we know Karket would live longer than pinkbloods.

>>87200520
She has all the time in the world.

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>>87200557
>contributes nothing to the story
>answers nothing about the shitty ending and act 6
>But hey the pictures look nice so far

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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CLOSE A WINDOW ON A FUCKING ANDROID?

>>87200651
Drag the window up dipshit

>>87200632
Uuuhh, anon, you are aware it's not over already right?

This would be a good opportunity for someone to rig up a good fake, spread it on Tumblr or something and say Hussie must have deleted it.

>>87200661
Well, now that's a useful information.

>>87200661
Beware, I'm about to horribly date myself.

I miss when you could do shit in pocket PC and open task manager to close out unused programs.

>>87200752
You can still do that in the app manager. Just easier to swipe shit away.

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>>87200675
I'm gonna expect nothing from Hussie and his circlejerk on this one, thanks. We've already been fucked over enough times for me to have zero faith in anything that comes from them.

>>87199973

i will laugh so hard if dave has some sort of poly relationship with karkat and jade

then weep

>>87200546
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005968
>Though her most common of blood should have let her expire in just a dozen or two sweeps, his curse kept her very much alive.
so about 25-30 years if we take 'dozen' at face value, since a sweep is roughly equivalent to 2.16 years or whatever
the condesce lived for a vastly longer time even before coming into LE's service, taking well over a thousand years to come back to her planet after the helmsman kicked the bucket

>please pay attention to my webcomic that ended terribly

begs the numale

>>87200780
Don't know for you, but I actually liked "[S] Collide.", and what preceded it (especially the last Jade log)
It" what came after that and "[S] ACT 7" that felt underwhelmed and rushed, feeling as if there was something missing between it and Collide. "[S] ACT 7" could have been, in itself a great ending, if more had been addressed before it being shown.

I know I am an exception, here, but I never felt let down by homsestuck up until the very end.

>>87200839
Thanks. So yeah, I mean unless Earth C can make a new Sburb, Karkat's fucked.

>>87200897
>ended

So....

Jade/Pm confirmed?
Dave/Mayor confirmed?

Or are they their breeding buddies?

>The Homestuck ending is shit because it's just pictures with no dialog.
>Hmmmm it needs an epilogue.
>Oh, I know! The epilogue will be more pictures with no text whatsoever!

Into the trash it goes. These updates being on Snapchat of all fucking things just makes it worse than it already is.

People can be friends. A hug doesn't confirm a relationship. Calm your autism.

>>87200944
to be honest, it can, since sburb is just part of the natural life cycle for a universe
whether it's possible at all to more or less newgame+ yourself into one of those sessions and properly play it is another question, as is whether karkat would survive to that point

to be honest, it all kind of makes me wonder what an ordinary, successful session actually looks like.

>>87199973
>The pictures now have a huge white outline.
SHIT. At least it looked good when the pictures fit nicely in the cellphone screen, but this white frame looks like garbage.

>Jade spends years feeling nothing but crushing lonliness as she watches her immortal friends engage in relationships
>The price of saving the universe was that it made her only potential match gay
>gets into Rose's alcohol
>Space powers Karkat to the furthest end of the galaxy in a drunken stupor
>cries when she wakes up because she can't remember where, and without the green sun, can't find him

>>87201103
I wish I could say that would make an interesting spin-off idea but it just really wouldn't. As curious as I am to see that, it just wouldn't be particularly engaging.

HERE COMES THE NEXT UPDATE.

WHO'S HYPE???

(i am not)

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So, once I have added mspaofficial as one of my friend, I will automatically receive the pictures it sends, right?

(sorry for the messed up repeated posts)

>>87201215
Send him some shitposts.

I sent him a freedompost the other day.

UPDATE

>>87201247
I am moderately excited.

>>87201271
HOLY SHIT IT'S TRUE
CHECK YOUR PHONES

>>87201302
shut up and post it here

>>87201302
>CHECK YOUR PHONES
Nah, post image pls

>>87201133
>and then fucks Dave to "comfort" him

>>87201095
>hug
What the first image? That's not a hug. Take a closer look. The trolls aren't god tier, so they can't fly.
So the real question: WHERE THE FUCK IS TEREZI

>>87201347
where's calliope?

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>>87201335
HOW DO YOU PAUSE THE DAMN FUCKING THING?

>>87201358
dead hopefully

>>87201348
Not even a hug, he's just holding him. Even less romantic.

>>87201363
you don't. that's the point.

>>87201347
>not shown: Them finding hundreds upon thousands of fossilized human skeletons and just casually sweeping them aside

>>87201392
I am trying to remove Teamsnapchat from my list of friend, but I can't find the option anymore. I had it not so long ago.

So... this is like being like a grandpa feel like? I do not like it.

>>87201397
The condesce got rid of them long ago.

>>87201347
Why not just fly over to New York

>>87201432
okay, done.

>>87201397
>Except Jake who fucks them

>>87201348
terezo is kill

>>87201559
But
She was alive right outside the door
What happen

>>87201348
>Rainbow Drinker can't fly.
What a let down.

>>87201038
Rulers posing with each other, and ruler's wives posing with each other

>>87201601
She's not an actual vampire, she's a babysitter

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>>87201576
Vriska told her to off herself so she did

>>87201604
Which pair are the rulers, and which are the wives

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How do I get rid of those douchebags?

I don't want to see their smugfaces any more, while waiting for Updates.

>>87201576
She's not dead. Hussie is just not showing her to make it MORE INTERESTING because he completely forgot to add her in Act 7.

>>87201664
Oh but he remembered Karkat, who was even less relevant

Reminder that 10/25 is tomorrow. Don't kill yourselves over this yet.

Look on the bright side, there's been no Davepeta so far.

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>>87201601
There's nothing supernatural about Rainbowdrinkerism. It's just jadeblood abilities so they can do their jobs looking after Mothergrubs.

>>87201682
It's not the first time Hussie updates using non-USA timezones. This is the epilogue.

>>87201703
There's nothing supernatural about Rainbowdrinkerism. Except being able to resurrect after having your stomach pierced I guess?
It's implied that they're slightly immortal.

>>87201260
Swipe all the way to the right in the app to see the "story". The stories are different from regular snaps because you can see them more than once and they will be there for 24 hours. After that they'll disappear.

>>87201740
Trolls are pretty durable as it is. They're like cockroaches.

>>87201661
grandpa can you stop being so old!!!!!!!

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>>87201712
no, this is "post-canon content", which he seems to imply is different from the epilogue

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>>87200028

>>87201783
Let's hope he wasn't lying.
As a small bonus content this is nice I guess.

>>87201770
Remember the time Grandpa left his beautiful wife and two kids to go raise a random meteor baby he found

Out of curiosity, does it make any sound when it update, or do I have to check it frequently to see if there is something new?

>>87200126
It does, but there's also a hollow feeling knowing that there won't be any actual story anymore.

>>87201755
I figured it out already, but thanks.

>>87201871
you have to check it. you only get notifications for snaps sent directly to you. he seems to be updating it once an hour, so check in about 30 minutes.

>>87201770
>>87201661
No, but seriously, how do I delete their faces? I tried sliding them up and down and it didn't work.

>>87201857
Canon evidence that Jade can make men give up everything for her
How can Karkat compete

>>87201348
Dangling from John's foot off camera.

>>87202062
He is actually kicking her and trying to make her lose her grip.

>>87202023
you can't afaik

>>87202087
Shes holding on with her teeth.

>>87202094
Well, damn. John is lucky the civilisation has been destroyed and he doesn't need to deal with that sort of stuff.

SHOW
THE
FOUR
KIDS
TOGETHER

okay, last question about Snapchat, why can't I turn it landscape?

>>87202225
Never, they don't even know each other anymore.

>>87202242
But we just saw Dave and Jade about to participate in a fourway with the mayor and his wife!

Did this shit finally end
Can I finally just marathon through

>>87202240
you should be able to. are you emulating it?

>>87202293
Yes, but be aware it's like a marathon where, in the last 500 feet random people start slinging literal shit at you. And when you cross the finish line a medal is actually taken away from you.

>>87201397
wouldn't that be rattling their bones

>>87202275
>not PM and her husband

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>>87202295
Yes, and when I try to do it, it does nothing.

>>87202293
It "ended" months ago.

>>87202327
same thing?

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>>87202295
>>87202331
I can only get to landscape mode when I am on the homepage, as soon as I get back inside the snapchat app, It force it back to vertical.

>>87202331
that might be the problem then. you shouldn't need to if you're just using it for this, though.

>>87202293
It is having an epilogue.

So rose and kanaya are going off on their own it looks like. They gonna have another date tomorrow for their anniversary?

I was thinking the classes and aspects could make a good tabletop rpg but I am not so sold to the sburb setting.

What do you guys think?

>>87202327
WV IS the mayor

>>87202437
WV, like Dave, is a bitch.

>>87202377
>that might be the problem then
What is the problem exactly?

>>87202437
u dolt it was a joke about how people see modern homesuck

>>87202545
You would say PM and her wife then

>>87202522
that you're emulating it

THE SNAP.
IT'S HERE!

CHECK YOUR PHONES.

>>87202621
ass.

>>87202621
I have nothing yet.

>>87202701
It's an old meme, you wouldn't get it,

>>87202713
JANE

Fuck's sake, Hussie. Just end this shit so the wound can scab ovee.

>>87202742
who

>>87202713
Fuck, is snapchat as bad at updating as mspa, or are you pulling my leg?

>>87202762
Swipe down to refresh.

>>87202713
what will they find on the meteor?
post guesses

>>87202741
Oh, I get it, I have been there. I still don't like it.

>>87202784
A fun birthday cake!
haha :D

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>>87202784

>>87202791
No, you weren't.

>>87202782
Thanks.
>>87202784
Is it the meteor? It just look like a Skaia lab, to me.

>>87202784
Something inoffensive and desperately marketed towards teen girls

>>87202713
Jane has a F A T ass

>>87202828
I have been reading Homestuck since Rose turned grimdark.

>>87202784
A nuclear bomb from rigged by Caliborn, and a single note that says "tumut".

>>87202784

Aranea

>>87202784
An egg of Cherubim

>>87202784
Aradia!

>>87202862
>Not being the doctor that delivered Hussie
Newfag

>>87202784
Condoms

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>>87202850

>>87202713
Good ol' huss composition

>>87202784

A sandworm

>>87202976
Fuck that's what I hope.

>>87202784
Vriska.

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>>87202925
T H I C K

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well this is a thing
>>87197691
Pick your poison: Tumblr or Snapchat.

>>87202784
They're going to use blood samples with lab equipment/Jane's powers to clone/resurrect all the dead trolls. Everybody is reunited in this new peaceful utopia and then there's a big stupid dance number.

>BKEW isn't liveblogging this.
Aw man.

>>87202784
Spades Slick's head. Alive.
press f to pay respects

>>87197691
>How are they even sending this stuff if it doesn't exist in their universe?
The same way they kept having electricity and working communication devices after they entered the Medium.

>>87202998
Mind you, the Way Homestuck did Tumblr was hilarious. Especially the comments let by the horror Terrors.

>>87203017
He's probably turned to alcohol by now.

Why is Nepeta so cute, I usually find autism a major turnoff

>>87202997
She is the boobgod

>>87202713
who's that on the right

>>87203017
>hussie finally killed him

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>>87203201

>>87203193
You mean a fertility goddess?

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>>87203233
As well all know, that's Jade

>Kids enter Caliborn's room
>It's full of Trump signs
I wouldn't put it past nuHussie

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>>87203142
Karkat is not qualified to diagnose abnormal psychological disorders.

>>87203286
But hillary is the one who wants to kill everything ever. Trump is vriska.

>>87203286

How could there even be MAGA shit if Earth was destroyed under the Obama administration?

>>87203295
nepeta is not a cat